December 29 - Rizin Fighting World Grand Prix 2015
December 31 - Rizin Fighting Federation 2
January 2 - UFC 195: JUST BLEED
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Silly Dilly vs Cruz
January 30- UFC on Fox 18: Rumble v Bader
February 6- UFC 196: Werdum v Cain 2: Electric Boogaloo
Schaub
>>64345776
Thoughts on Lawler v Condit?
>Tfw no more UFC till 2016
Also Lellator 148 Jan 29: Kos v Secor
Then Lellator 149 on Feb 19
And WSOF
>>64345771
Every one post more about footwork before conrad shitposting takes over the thread
Cucky Cuppy* seems like a faggot and I would submit him in under a minute
>RDA finishes Cerrone in a minute
>all of the headlines are about McGregor
>>64345818
i need a break to process everything anyway, y'know?
>>64345802
i want condit to lose because i hate jackson/wink
also for acting like mr tough guy warrior who just loves violence and blood and then literally running from nick
>>64345843
>because i hate jackson/wink
>>64345829
I'd turn you into maple syrup and send you home in time to catch hockey night in canada
>>64345802
Carlos 'chad' condit vs some butthurt hapa about to piss hot any day now
Obviously eliott will destroy him hes so fucking big but it be nice if carlos snuck a knee on his face then submitted him while he was rocked
>>64345853
Anyone who brags about submitting someone is a fag. Everyone knows real fights are ended via knockout and TKOs are just formalities so MMA can be legal.
>>64345853
Do you think I'm just gonna sit there and let you turn me into maple syrup Cuppy?
>>64345868
I will literally put you on my pancakes, Canada
>>64345862
Nate pls
>>64345851
i like ronda losing but i don't care for holly at all. totally bland personality who has had literally one entertaining fight in the UFC. then she tries to make up for being boring by awkwardly shaking her butt.
>>64345888
>personality
Wtf do you think this is? WWE? Go cry about your Roman Reigns on /asp/
>>64345878
You are just the fakest shitposted. I actually admire that you can actually be this fake, and like, when the mods comes out, how you can just change. It's like you're a anon. It's awesome.
>>64345843
>hating jackson/wink
Go home Cormier
>>64345901
>Roman Reigns
literally who? if you're name dropping WWE peeps maybe you should go to /asp/ nerd.
>>64345831
>Not finishing someone in 13 seconds like the McGoat.
there in lies your answer
>>64345776
December 29 - Rizing Fighting World Grand Prix 2015
December 31 - Rizing Fighting Federation 2
January 2 - UFC 195: JUST BLEED
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Silly Dilly v Cruz
January 29 - Bellator 148: Koscheck v Secor
January 30 - UFC on Fox 18: Rumble v Bader
February 6 - UFC 196: Werdum v Cain 2: Electric Boogaloo
February 7 - WSOF-GC Japan 1 - World Series of Fighting Global Championship
Feburary 19 - Bellator 149: This is literally a Bellator main event
February 21 - UFC FN 82: Shittsburgh
February 26 - Bellator 150: Galvao v Dantas 2: Electric Boogaloo
March 4 - Bellator 151: Warren v Caldwell
April 16 - Bellator: Italy
Get it right next time
>>64345922
>hating WWE
Go home guys who lost to Brock Lesnar
>>64345878
You should literally kill yourself, tripfag.
>>64345922
Says the dude talking about personality when describing fighters. Only someone who watches mandrama would care about something like that.
>tfw forced to listen to the same JRE's with Schaub because they don't have a lot
>>64345941
>I just started watching last week to see Aldo cuck McGregor but the memes here are cool so im staying!!!
you casuals sicken me
Is rizing fighting that kick boxing shit
You now remember Chael "I can't let you get close" Sonnen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OzYp9yCic0
>>64345959
>muh personality
Who else /LIGHTWORK/ here?
>>64345941
you sound like a casual wannabe hard man. id heem you in one round.
>>64345964
>>64345964
who the fuck shoots a double in a street fight
Sonnen is a faggot
>>64345964
Wanderlei is lucky those fuccoi boys broke up that fight before he got layed on for 30 minutes and the judges declared his ass beat
>>64345964
>I can't let you get close
>takedown
Chael.
>>64345976
Fucking manlet told me he was 5'11.5
Probably 5'10
>>64345960
Ragnar Lothbrok with an excellent hip toss there Joe
>>64346007
Its Ragnar breech bottoms fucking christian
>>64345964
>mfw you stole this same exact post i posted yesterday.
Christ. At least be original, m8
>>64345971
>muh casualness
>>64346017
I think I was the first one to post that video on this sub? I could be mistaken tho
It's funny as hell regardless.
>Chael saying "Stop," as Wanderlei approaches
>the doglike sounds they make as Chael tackles Wand to the ground
>>64345991
Smart people
You get the takedown then restrain them with your jiu jitsu
You break up fight before one breaks out
3 times a week IN A GI
>>64346005
It's called being humble. I won't include the half inch because I don't like to brag.
>>64345964
Shoddy footwork, he should have redirected the take down
>>64346022
>accusing someone of being a casual when you sound like you made the switch straight from mandrama
>>64346015
it's ragnar hairy breeks you pleb
>>64346034
Kill yourself tripmanlet.
>>64346030
I honestly think that fight was real. Chael didnt want to get hurt, so he went for the takedown. They both didn't want to break their hands seeing as how that's very easy to do without wraps or gloves. Just look at how Wanderlei tries to slap him instead of punching him first.
anyone pumped to see this monster in a few weeks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWO1MJ0mmfY
>>64345964
>"I can't let you get close" in that weird voice when he gets shoved
>"stop, stop"
>that lazy hook by Wanderlei and Shale takes him down with ease
Memes 2 hot on this on
>>64345964
>shooting a double in flip flops
>he thought jds would beat overeem
>he thought jds had 'best mma boxing'
kek
>>64346041
>actually makes the link to mandrama by namedropping
>is a casual who just joined after Aldo-McGoober
>i-im a real fight fan guise!!!!!!!
More on the topic of mewvment, I remember some anon saying this guy mewvs like TJ or vice versa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9ah4XxzzNU
>>64346073
Fuck off back to /asp/ manchild
>>64345964
Newfag question, I know, but can anyone catch me up with some context here? I don't usually watch TUF and honestly I thought this was dubbed over at first due to how weird Chael sounds.
>>64346059
>anyone pumped to see this monster in a few weeks
I hope it's a not a fucking snoozer please condit don't be scared homie.
>>64346074
She put all her points into booty.
>>64346083
>>64346073
Who the fuck cares guys, move on. Both your e-peens are plenty small.
>>64346094
you'd know all about penises wouldn't you fruitcake?
>>64346058
>>64346058
Yeah, me too. It felt too sloppy and spontaneous to have been staged. Plus, Wanderlei had been furious at Chael for having disrespecting Brazil during his beef with Anderson Silva and he kept getting angry when Chael refused to apologize for what he had said. Funny shit.
>>64346085
Chael dis-hespected Brazilian culture and Wanderlei being patriotic, took it upon himself to confront Chael.
Chael just doesnt give a fuck since he means and stands by what he says so he refused to appologize and it lead to this and other altercations on the show. They were going to fight inside the octagon but i fell apart unfortunately.
>>64346074
explanation of Dilla and Lomachenko's mewvment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwQf-g72VNs
The best thing about a potential RDA vs McGregor fight is that RDA doesn't get/doesn't care about the shit talk. If he beats McGregor he wouldn't even make a big deal about it, just another schmuck.
>>64346083
Says the mandrama casual
>>64345888
>shaking her butt
LINK
>>64346143
some open workout and instagram training bullshit. its the definition of modern, spiritually bereft, awkward white dork whore trying too hard
>>64346153
Nigga that's not a link
>>64346153
What was their days when ass shaking was anything more
>>64346124
Beautiful montage in the beginning. I could watch that all night.
>>64346169
maybe? all's im saying is that holly is the very picture of it.
do you guys think that Econoreem will resign? Now he beat JDS that easily hes worth a lot of money
I can see him going to Rizin, becoming Ubereem again and fighting fedor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ7Md-_WntE
>everyone calls out McGregor
>>64345802
Fucking hype.
>>64346220
I think he thinks he can beat Werdum again. He totally could, too.
>>64345776
thinking back on this year. best title fights were lawler/rory and gus/dc
everything else was pretty lopsided.
>>64346220
i hope he goes overseas so much. pls go to one fc and fuck up vera
>>64346072
I was rooting for Reem but I admit I had my doubts. He got KTFO'd more than once like a retard before.
>>64346230
Don't be scared, homie.
>>64346282
>"""""""""homie"""""""""
>>64346287
Don't be scared bitch
>>64346287
D-did you even get the reference
>>64346287
Is funny because before UK could make fun of Argentina for being black. Now both are black.
>>64346074
>>64346124
annnnd webummed
>>64346315
it's funnier than you have many more and they cause a lot more crime.
>>64346319
>white person does a Dominic Cruz impression.gif
good night, /heem/
>>64346323
We're being punished for our hubris. We thought we could breed them and keep them under control, but we were wrong. What's your excuse?
>>64346328
sleep tight buddy
>>64346324
>dominick cruz isnt white
>>64346334
we needed black gfs
>>64346230
>chechens going full "fite me irl cunt here's my address" in the comments
exquisite
>>64346345
literally perfect
>>64346348
"Stockton 209" is Nate Diaz's hometown. They're saying the address to show their support for Diaz, not because they want to fight.
Reminder to watch Gracie Breakdown videos and follow a strict Gracie diet MINIMUM 3 times a week
NEWS
NEWS
>Sage Northcutt vs Andrew Holbrook scheduled for 30 jan.
Conor vs Diaz at 155, no towels allowed.
Lets see how hard a diaz can chav out before he gets ktfo
>>64346345
see if you havent actually been with a black girl that pic would be very appealing. but if you have you know to achieve anything resembling non-afro hair they use tons of product -to the point where it makes everything it touches nasty and greasy and chemical-y. its sad bc non afro hair is a requirement to be qt for 98% of black chicks.
>>64346324
TJ's has better stricter technique to his mewvment meanwhile Dominic just falls head first in different directions quickly and calls it "unorthodox" or "confusing", Dillaphantom and Duane just need to study his patterns for a while and Dom's gonna lean right into TJ's shin
>>64346375
That's like 8 hours old
![IMG_0032[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jWl2969.jpg "IMG_0032[1].jpg")
Rener middleweight champion when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAlnkNLairg
joe rogan is a mong of the highest order
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3ENX3aHlqU
who /sexyama/ here?
When is Shane Carwin fighting again? He is an engineer
>>64346418
he broke his backey :(
>>64346404
Do not post or listen to that travesty of such a great song ever again pls.
Andrea solo version all in Italian is the only way to listen to it
youtube.com/watch?v=qwgyDVxnd7U
>Tiiiiiiiiiiiimetoo saayyyyyyy
absolutely disgusting
>>64346397
You're a luddite
>>64346438
that version is GOAT
>>64346438
I've been wondering for fucking years which song I always heard at dinner parties and the Sopranos
>>64346345
>nigger with a mustache
no fucking thanks
Nate Diaz literally does no damage to opponents when he hits
Conor took multiple hard shorts from Chad and they didn't faze him. If he had 5 rounds, I guarantee Conor would KO Nate; unless Nate took it to the ground which he wouldn't because Conor would goad him into standing with him
>>64346475
chad hits like a beetch though
>>64346475
>Nate Diaz literally does no damage to opponents when he hits
true he looked worse than the nig after their fight but its hard to see black eyes on apes
>>64346475
>Nate Diaz literally does no damage to opponents when he hits
Marcus Davis grew another head after being hit by him.
![hi-res-5756708_crop_exact[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2Hxq7ep.jpg "hi-res-5756708_crop_exact[1].jpg")
Just woke up and watched the fight.
When is this talentless ooga booga gonna get the lynch mob he deserves?
>>64346504
Calm down Aaron, I thought we agreed on using nicer words when we talk about people
>>64346504
someone call gilbert yvel.
>>64346475
I don't see that fight happening ever, IMO
Conor will just laugh him off.
Does Nate want to get KO that badly? Wait he doesn't care he just wants the red panties party.
>>64346504
herb dean is based u fake fight fan
>>64346504
He actually did the right thing though. Cerrone was getting fucking rekt and was just covering up doing absolutely nothing
Conor is still gonna KO RDA desu
>>64346520
>>64346522
no hes not. he may be doing what is best for health but fuck that. the fighters want to live and die by the sword . let them go until its a true sleepy moment
>>64346531
he let the weidman cuckold fight go
i guess herb likes a good cucking
>>64346520
>"Don't get me wrong, I think Herb Dean is one of the best in the business. I just dont think he was that good tonight"
Literally what someone says after every UFC event.
When does he demonstrate that he is one of the best? Because I see nothing but shit.
>>64346548
>>"Don't get me wrong, I think Herb Dean is one of the best in the business. I just dont think he was that good tonight"
White guilt: The opinion
>>64346516
forgetting about peeoples
Who has the worst nickname in UFC and why is it """"""""""Irish"""""""""" Joe Duffy, who isn't even Irish?
>>64346504
brit refs> asian refs> other white refs>female ref>black ref> Italian ref> Brazilian ref
>>64346558
all american, tazmexican devil. beastin 25/8, big rig.cupcake,
>>64346558
12 gauge is pretty cringy
>>64346124
*sniffs*
>>64346531
Weirdo
>>64346558
"Beastin 25/8"
was this the best part of the card?
>>64346558
dem thighs
![JEgjEBL[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/YIrDpjg.gif "JEgjEBL[1].gif")
>>64346614
What is the key to defeating RDA in the cage?
>>64346613
top fucking kek
>>64346614
>wapanese vidya physics.hpig
>>64346633
>>64346633
fighting Frankie first then someone else then someone else then giving USADA more time to kick in before finally fighting The Shriveled Prune Formerly Known As Rafael Dos Anjos Before
>>64346677
>then giving USADA more time to kick in
Keep dreaming. RDA looked in better shape than ever tonight and got randomly tested 4 times.
>>64346633
Better steroids
Conor can beat him standing up and survive his wrestling
Khabib can beat him just about everywhere
Periscope backstage post Nate Diaz fight.
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1eaKbMoqbEBxX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAmMBOBXSQU
who can stop him?
EIRE
I'm going to go absolutely berserk when McGregor huelocasts Dos Anjos in less than two minutes
>>64346695
>Khabib can beat him just about everywhere
Khabib is not a great striker and he's been out too long for me to feel confident picking him in a rematch. RDA is a different fighter now. RDA mauls McGregor. That's an awful fight for him.
>>64346725
>huelocasts
if you spelled it right it would have been a pretty funny post sempai
>>64346726
I'm not saying if you drop Khabib in right now he'll win but he's still powerful and better than RDA all around. It's definitely a closer fight than last time but if Khabib gets back to fitness then I see him winning that fight. He's just as ferocious Dos Anjos
>>64346745
sorry
>>64346763
you'll get better someday
>you will never give Joe Rogan a high five so hard it shatters his gorilla hand
>>64346705
that was brilliant
>>64346881
>one 10th Planet seminar
>better BJJ than anyone except Jacare in MW
NO TRAIN IN GI
>"Whoaa... Did you just Smell that? Whoever smelt it delt it! Haha"
What did he mean by this?
>>64346997
what a fucking psycho
>ywn do a JRE episode and make fun of byran callan with joe and schaub
>>64346997
nigga wat
>>64346997
his manjaw sister ripped a huge cumload from her ass
>>64346997
They call the male Barbee dolls ken
>>64347016
wh-who's cum was it
>>64347051
he's a big guy
arianny is so fucking trash
>watching pride total elimination 2003
>fedor getting a first round ko
>dana white on commentary
>dana having placed 250k on chuck winning the tournament
>chuck heeming the reem
surreal desu
my only complaint though, why the fuck did they crop the picture to make it widescreen? absolutely haram
>>64346705
top kek
>"Everyone in the UFC is on steroids"
>>64347198
Yeah that's the worst thing about Fight Pass' Pride events. The cropping bullshit stinks. There's a huge torrent out there that has the original 4:3 footage.
>>64347213
BJ was clean. The rest? Fuck em.
>yfw nate diaz tests positive for steroids
>>64347237
It takes literally a month to download though and not just because of >australian interenet but because there's no seeds and it's literally like 90gb.
There's also one for K1.
>>64347323
Yeah I got lucky in on a private tracker. It's a giant file.
rate my slags lads
>>64346997
>when your sister has better roids than you
>>64347316
y does nate diaz do this?
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3ircaj_nate-diaz-straight-playing-around-with-michael-johnson_sport
Anyone else feel RDA is just so likeable?
Nice to see him win senpai
>>64347323
>There's also one for K1.
link
I need to watch old K-1
How was the Karolina fight yesterday lads? It's the only one I missed since I slept through it
>>64347420
I can't remember it's been probably about 4 years since I downloaded it m8, there's one for K1 dynamite as well which was pretty based in the 00s.
>>64347454
Well I guess I just gotta use my google fu
And a bigger hard drive
>>64347425
good, she won. her striking was on/off but great grappling. more practice and less jitters she should be going places. she and page basically waiting around to fight calderwood or laternau
>>64347399
full diaz vs johnson fight
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3ir6sv_deez_fun
>there are people on heem who picked michael johnson
>>64347464
Thanks mate, don't think it'll be one I'll go back and watch but good to hear how it went
Will be interesting to see her next fight
how big do you think conor is?
i think probably 6 inches
>>64346997
Welcome to the uncanny valley
>>64347502
i think you'd be surprised
>>64347364
2143
>>64347502
Sup /heem/ just watched the fights
How salty the burgers were after RDA's manhandling cerrone last night?
>>64347474
johnson got boxed the fuck up
>>64347213
Mark Hunt isn't/wasn't.
title fights should never be anywhere but PPV
the fights feel so anti climatic imo
>>64347592
>>64347636
>Those deltoids
And into the roid trash you go
i fucking love the diaz brothers
>>64347636
GOAT
>>64347654
why are you always a negative nancy Australia?
How bad is your life?
>>64347658
so does every reel fan
>>64347654
Don't you go insulting England's own brave warrior Colin McGregor like that
>>64347685
Life is good
Deltoids like that arent natural. Have a cry about it.
>>64347733
Well gosh Australia I gotta figure you must have really terrible genetics if you think that isn't natural,
try going to the gym and eating healthy instead of masturbating to tranny porn
>>64347064
For Cain
So Conor is still moving up?
He talked about fighting Cerrone but not RDA
>>64347654
his brow ridges give away the HGH, not the delts
>>64347772
that isnt natural
try and be objective you limey pasty broke faggot
>>64347658
>>64347474
Thing of beauty
>>64347791
lol get a load of this guy. A slightly muscular guy isn't natural. Why are you so jealous?
>>64347792
see irish fag, these are what natty deltoids look like
>>64347812
>>64347658
i love lawlers reaction when he gets KO'd in that fight
>>64347791
He's not even big at all, just really lean.
>>64347818
> two guys with awful genes
You know you post an awful lot in heem for someone who doesn't even have 1 decent fighter, why do you even come here?
>tfw Nate found his rhythm in the second round
>>64347854
don't listen to him. he literally never stops complaining he's like a woman. I'd be sad too if i had no decent ufc fighters from my nation
>>64347857
>awful genes
>anthony johnson
yeah limey cunt you need to shutup and get ready to have a bath so you can go collect your dole
or if your sisters back from the corner collect your cut of her hourly
Conor isnt natty lel, what kind of a moron would even think he is
>>64347876
lol good jokes XD you're so bantery Australia XD
Real niggas getting paid from the fucking start
>>64347818
Neither of those guys train in MEWVMENT
Conor is natural. He's just on the cutting edge of training. He is an ideal that mankind doesn't typically touch.
Another example? Bruce Lee
Yes. That is the level Conor McGregor is at. We are watching a legendary figure in the Martial Art.
>>64347898
people will take this bait
>>64347898
>>64347918
desu phamalams what makes you think bruce lee was any good? He never fought people just did movie shit
and got hyped by beta producers who were like "he punched me from six inches and it hurt woaah"
he's be hella heemed in the ufc
Who /JUSTBLEED/ here?
I slept through it, what was the best heem? How was the card overall?
>>64348054
fantaqstic
i got super drunk and robbed some kid for some weed and fell asleep b4 the main event
>>64348054
Best heem was probably overeems.
Best fight was Nate Diaz going full 209
>>64348043
JUST BLEED
>>64348054
Definitely watch Diaz vs. Johnson. Nate started to put on a boxing clinic in the second round with nice taunting and he gave a post fight speech Joe Rogan had to cut because of
>you can't talk like that on muh fox
>>64348054
Best heem was Ngannou killing that Cain clone
>>64348116
I was gonna bet on Ngannou based on the weigh-in alone, it looked like a martial artist vs. a street fighter up there.
>>64348116
And the brutal Neck Punch while he was out
why do americans say chocolates like chalklits?
>>64348176
actually it looked like a bodybuilder vs someone who trains jiujutsu
>>64348116
Seeing Clarence Byron get heemed was also very pleasurable. Anyone got the webm?
>>64348194
Yeah either way I thought that Henrique guy never had a chance
>>64346997
>she wears an inverted cross necklace
Northcutt family confirmed for anti-christs
>>64348224
St Peter cross
195 is one of those cards where the more you look at it, the better it gets
I don't understand why many potheads have this "i'll eat clean" attitude, plenty of hippie types also do that.
Do they think smoking marijuana is a healthy habit? Dunno just sounds a bit hypocritical. If you need proof that it fucks your brain up, just look at Joe Rogan
Kinda tired of quick fights tbqh.
>>64348257
That main event alone is gonna be better than the whole 194 card
>>64348257
thats what i said about ur mums arse m8
>>64348257
>Poirier vs Duffy
>Fightpass prelims
wtf
>>64348257
>larkin vs tumenov
That's the fight to watch.
>>64348293
Hyping up the fightpass.
>>64348295
I know, Larkin is so slick and tumenov is just going to drop bombs. Larkin is going to take it though, tumenov won't be able to trap him against the cage, he is too crafty.
Choose to be whoever you want to be today
https://www.instagram.com/p/_SCeRyJyKe/
>>64348268
tell that to a diaz brother bro
>>64348320
joe the type of nigga to unironically love ayn rand and have a copy of the fountainhead always near at hand
>>64348320
Is he on roids?
>>64347787
Don't think McGregor's camp would want RDA. McGregor would have dealt with Cowboy easily. Stylistically, and quality-wise Rafael is a very different proposition.
Too many unknowns, too much at stake, and not much to gain.
Stil, cue dumb shit happening now.
>>64348354
Yea, he openly uses hgh and a light dose of TRT.
>>64348295
>Tumenov
Can't get enough of him desu senpai
>>64348365
Kavanagh said he's moving up and posting a mister burns "excellent" on twitter after RDA won. It's gonna happen
