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>rags
>rags
>1 post early
>>64311225
early
>early thread
>rags
kane1.png
>>64311164
Hasn't melted yet f@m
>>64311303
Mfw 85 degrees on Christmas
>mfw the >rags tried to recruit me as a fan
>>64311344
>rags
>>64311377
tuukka
>>64311344
>just found out coworker is a >rags fan
Gonna be a fun season lads
Quick is elite
>>64311440
>>64311225
I hate you autist
>>64311340
oh look its the kid in college that's now staying at his moms house that shitposts all the time from his iphone
>>64311530
That's me
>tfw first in line for auston matthews
>>64311557
Have a good Christmas
>>64311611
You too amigo
brad marchand
>it was 3-0
Shane Doan
>>64311712
i hope ovi and joe both get a cup somehow. a cool thing would be if jumbo got traded to the caps as a rental if the sharks really crash and burn in the 2nd half. this will never happen but i would smile.
>>64311712
>>64311688
not a good boy. send him to his room with no dinner.
>>64311730
he's a good boy. get him a new bike for christmas.
tuukka "mentally unstable and dangerous" rask
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUVGz0MVyKI
>7 more days until the world juniors
time is flowing away so fast
>>64311876
2001 was 56 years ago f-am.
Frederik Andersen
>>64311876
i've been wondering if sweeney will release pastrnak since he's been hurt for so long and hasn't played a game in over a month. i dpubt it but i think he'd be dominant
>>64311899
>bent over
>sign in front shows a noodle saying you know you love it
could there be a more perfect image for the anaheim cucks?
>>64311899
nice list. good boy. get him a razr scooter and tony hawks underground.
Merry Christmas Finland.
Jonathan Quick
>>64311876
Just remember it's a flat circle Slovakia
Mark Giordano
Hi, I'm ready for muh Penguins to lose again.
Patrik Laine
>>64311987
>spread eagle on the floor
>sign behind net is a staples ad saying That was easy
could there be a more perfect image for the queens?
>>64312007
>literal who
>wearing hideous jersey
really who the fuck are you tlaking about? that horse tooth fucker?
>take Sbisa out of the lineup
>lose
coincidence? I think not
Anze Kopitar
>>64312067
I said stop
>>64312067
good boy.
>>64312085
>>64312036
shut up fag
>>64312109
Rekt
>>64312033
ur mum is hideous faggot
R
-A
--N
---G
----E
-----R
------S
>>64312109
If I'm such a fag how come I banged your mom's pussy raw?
1. Capitals
2. Stars
3. Rangers
4. Wild
5. Habs
6. Oilers
7. Senators
8. Blues
9. Red Wings
10. Sharks
>>64312191
because you smell like doodoo, pizza face
Guys this is just a reminder that nobody knows what you call a person from Tampa.
>inb4 tampons. I know it's hilarious but I'm genuinely curious.
>>64312033
>hideous jersey
>hideous
Shit taste 2bh
And I don't even like Tampere.
>>64312250
u call them fwiend, buddeh, and guy
>>64312250
I think we determined it was Tampa Wampas
>>64312250
I've lived here forever and I have zero clue.
>>64312266
This is pretty good imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6IQ5RuVnd0
>Oilers
>>64312250
Tampan or Tampanian
>>64312250
faggots
>>64312317
He said Tampa, not Canada
>>64312327
Canada on suicide watch
>>64312317
>>64312327
devastating
>>64312150
>R
>-A
>---G
>------S
What are good hockey fights to watch. I dont watch hockey I just saw a video someone posted and it was cool tho, so I want some good ones to watch cause I tried to look some up and a lot were kinda gay
>getting BTFO by the Flamers
>living in the worst state in the US
>shit city
>shit fans
>Cowshits
>sturs
inb4 that one autistic Laffs faggots samefags the thread again, /hoc/ hates Dallas much more than the Rangers, stop being such a fucking newfag
>>64311225
as a neutral fan whats the better game?
BOS vs PIT
TBL vs WSH
>>64312489
both are pretty good games.
>>64312461
What a pathetic attempt at false flagging.
>>64312496
thats what I was thinking but I cant decide lol
>>64312405
Engelland vs Orr is a personal favorite of mine
>>64312489
wsh-tb will be more exciting. personally i'm going to watch pitt-bos cause it's a more meaningful game and cause the bruins are a much better team than i thought they were gonna be and because malkin is my favorite player in the league. i think wsh and pitt will win tonight
>>64312250
I think in a thread the other night some guy posted that all the latino people there [which is the majority of the population] refer to themselves as Tampenos.
>>64312405
Roy vs whatever scrub was playing for the wongs at the time
>>64311225
Crossing the memes man.
Also are the Bruins somehow NOT shit this year? I thought they were supposed to be tanking this year.
After hating milan lucic as a bruins, I now love him as a king, especially since learning his dad committed suicide and he was a very sad boy last year. And after seeing hi say that he was so happy to win the cup while his dad was alive. rip
>>64312543
yeah im an isles fan so its a rivalry game or a game with 2 hot teams
>>64312461
but they don't and you're wrong
>>64312585
good. fuck that faggot
>>64312548
what. anyway nobody says that
>>64312569
their young guys on d and up front got much better after the first 2 weeks of the season. they've been missing pastrnak, so their top 9 is going to get better as well. if they add a top 4 d at the deadline, they're a dangerous team.
>>64312154
Why did Quick attack him? He did literally nothing.
>>64312617
EDGY
D
G
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where's the Bolts Caps thread?
>>64312154
wtf is happening here
>>64312648
baka desu senpai
>>64312674
right here family
>>64312731
pens bruins
>>64312796
This
>>64312327
SAVAGE
A
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A
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>>64312800
gonna be missing most of the game but I'll be there at the end hopefully
>kings game on CSNCA
>HS football on CSN+
>mfw I have to watch the shorks in standard def. because they're worse than the Coon Kongs and HS kids
>>64312936
>yfw HS football gets better ratings than shorks
>>64312936
Just watch the handegg, you'll be better off
Leave Carolina to me.
>>64313187
autism
>>64313222
>222
well done Chang.
>>64313247
Ree
Is Barkov going to be the next NHLPA President? He is clearly very good at conveying his opinions/feelings.
>>64312981
B I L L - W H I T T L E
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>>64313290
no one cares about Barkov, it's all about Randy now
>>64312648
>>64312769
>>64313035
>>64313065
>>64313066
>>64313079
>>64312649
>>64312678
Quick butthurt because he secretly hates playing hockey and the sharks collapse from 3-0 meant he had to play at least 4 more games.
This butthurt reached the powder keg limit when Joe Thornton, who actually loves playing, missed an easy chance, further upsetting Quick who was ready to be golfing like 4 days ago.
>>64313339
mega sheev
>>64313398
Kek
>>64313398
Quick has got to be the most talented lazy person ever. Semin tier
is /hoc/ the top oc producer
I guess it is
>implying we're not back
>>64313741
yes, although 90% is modified clip art
>rags
is kessel elite?
>>64314238
>the new york rangers
>rags
>>64313120
At this point I'm addicted to the crippling disappointment
>>64314475
thats a very reddit post
>>64314435
>Nashville "people"
>>64314566
>>64314603
>mike grier
Its a good thing he played mostly in SJ and not NY or Chicago or somewhere else where he would have influenced more black kids to pollute the purest sport left
>>64314785
fuck off dumb baiting frog poster
nypa
>>64314197
kkkekkk
absolutely incredible. someone needs to be in some deep shit for this
>tampon gay
>PONGS
Based Franky with his first NHL Hatty
kids been in the NHL for like a month
he is ELITE
>>64314846
the lightning haven't been good since smuk_anok left us desu
>>64314908
stop referring to yourself in third person. put on your horse faggot name so we can all ignore you
>>64314908
Well then put your fucking name on so the Syracuse crunch NHL edition will finally start winning
Who /sportssuicide/ here
>bolts
>bucs
And in just a few days
>the university of lexploder
>>64314995
you live at home with your mom lmao
>>64315005
You don't spend holidays with your family? I'll be out in the next 2 weeks
>PONGS
>THE SHITTY OF SHITTSBURGH
BASED VATRANO
BASED SPOONER
BASED BERGERON
>implying Bruins aren't making the playoffs
:^)
>Pongs
>getting BTFO by the Ruins
lmao
>>64315042
is your mom embarrassed you dont have a job or friends to spend this friday night with or is she just another pathetic "mom" that lives in florida
>>64315064
I was out working today, going golfing with the gang tomorrow
>>64314925
>>64314952
why would he post without his name on
>>64315085
so yes. its ok she doesnt mind how much time you spend in your room with your internet friends when youre home!
RIP Pongs
Geno trade imminent
>>64313768
screenshotted this, thanks
Ruins are pretty good family
>>64315083
>>64315105
stop baiting faggot we dont care about you
>hurr I have a benis but I like other benises
>but also baginas
>but mostly benises
>especially horse benises
why live?
>>64315042
it's the 19th nigga
>>64315119
>4-1
>Still scores
Based Franky
Helped that your goalie was autistic
>>64315112
Not her prob, I'm good boy, I make my own cash
>>64314908
>muh bisexual feminist ponyfuckers
'no'
WHO GONNA STOP THE CAPS?
>>64315195
themselves
>>64315195
the first round
>>64315195
a game 7
>>64315210
>>64315226
Top bantz
>>64315195
3-1 series lead
What does /hoc/ think of John Scott being put on waivers to be sent to the AHL?
>>64315134
>>64315173
>implying that's a bad thing
>SHORKS
why the fuck do I even bother?
fuck this organization
>>64315430
gas yourself, degenerate faggot
>>64315430
Put name on and post meems
>>64315456
word
hackey m8s
>>64315119
>broons catching the pongs napping
...
>rags
>>64315430
Please come back Smuk I love you
>tampon gay
My sides
>>64314435
How do Southerners live with themselves?
No, seriously, each of them has enough body mass to warrant two apartments
>>64315622
your sides
>>64315631
florida isnt the south you faggot
>>64314255
>no tiny image in the pupil
I expected more out of you.
AND MAKE IT BIGGER!
>>64315674
1. Yes it is
2. Nashville is in Tennessee, but thanks for playing
>>64315729
no nobody considers florida as part of the south where the fuck do you live and I thought you were replying to the tampon gay post
>>64315559
>>64315618
>encouraging cancer
>>64315762
Pretty sure everyone considers the most southeastern state in the union, as part of the south.
>>64315762
Apparently wherever you live has no education system, otherwise you'd know how to use proper grammar and punctuation, as well as basic geography.
>>64315785
again where the fuck do you live? florida is florida and does not count as the south because it doesnt have the culture and wasnt part of the confederacy. its tourist and hispanic land. you have literally never been to the south or florida because you cant even get boiled peanuts in florida
>mfw smuk would get violently insulted and ignored if he comes back
>>64315838
Culture=/= geographical location. It's a southern state you fucking sperg.
>>64315845
whose smuk? that some kind of suprememe master?
>>64315845
I don't like this meme
>>64315845
>>64315845
just because he's a literal faggot?
we deal with boipucci fans everyday, what's the difference?
>>64315859
so texas and hawaii are in the south?
>>64315894
By your definition of culture, Texas is part of the south.
just dropping in to say
>shittsburgh
>>64315922
thats not philadelphia
>>64315762
>>64315838
they were part of the confederacy you dumb nigger -they supplied most of the CSA's food
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confederate_States_of_America
just because they're being invaded by cubans doesn't mean they're not the south
go to northern/northwest florida and ask them if they're culturally part of the south, dumbass
>>64315864
literally a faggot femicuck horsefucker
his memes were stale and forced
LOL*!!!!!!
DETROIT LIONS ON ICE BTFO
>>64315878
Do you have the one where he says he's gay for Chris kreider
>>64315894
texas yes, obviously not hawai'i
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_Brigade
>>64315940
is this neo-sean?
>>64315940
Americaitlyns getting BTFO's by gooks on the geography of their own shit country
>>64315838
I'm from Florida and lived in Alabama. Most of Florida is the South culturally. Even in South Florida if you head west to Okeechobee or Belle Glade you are in the Deep South. Florida was definitely part of the Confederacy and you can definitely find boiled peanuts in Florida.
I'm guessing you're not a Floridian and your only experience with Florida was visiting your grandparents in Broward County. Good thing they are decaying now so nobody in Florida has to deal with your obnoxious ass again
>Boston Bruins @NHLBruins 2m2 minutes ago
>Night of hat tricks: Vatrano pots 3 with Boston, Czarnik scores 3 w/ @AHLBruins & prospect Zach Senyshyn records 3 w/ the @OHLHoundPower !
>All these future GOATS
>>64315994
>seanigger
no
>>64315996
nips can't speak english
>Americaitlyns
>>64316013
Top lel
>>64315996
how fucking new are you he's american. do you know anything about the world
>>64316014
any city that anyone has ever heard of in florida is not the south excpept maybe around tallahassee. only central florida and the swamps are southern and nobody visits there and they dont go to lightning games was where I started this argument
CUT MY TEAM INTO PIECES
>>64316090
you live in your moms house in florida why are you pretending syracuse is your team
>>64316177
It pretty much is
>>64316208
you've never been to a game so you bandwagon an ahl team thats in new york
Johansen to Ottawa for Byfuglien
>assuming Byf's no trade clause doesn't include Columbus
>assuming Columbus can pay him what he deserves
>assuming anyone wants to pay Johansen more than 4m a year
>assuming CBJ's front office realizes we need top D way more than adding to our tossed salad of forwards
>assuming that any random Russian guy will help Bob step out from loner-dom.
>assuming Wisniewski returning wouldn't be a perfect trade, injured or not
I can't wait for this to go down. Hockey drama is best drama
>>64316056
>anons pretend to like this faggot
>>64316316
filtered
>>64316316
>to Ottawa
>for Byfuglien
???
>>64316316
Casual as fuck
>>64316316
If Columbus does that they are retarded. Byfuglien isn't going to sign an extension with a shit team.
>>64316316
>tripfaggots
Not even once
>fuk_ponek is literally reddit
these are all the times he typed the letters "fag" he is so upset with his mental illness that he wont even call tripfags tripfags. why do autists pretend to like this faggot?
>>64316564
>what part of calling me a faggot is "an actual hockey discussion"
top kek ALL OF IT IS you stupid faggot
reminder that fuk_ponek gets mad at kane jokes
>>64316777
HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT SHE GOT RAPED
>dem trips tho
we should be upset though obviously. something MIGHT have happened
>>64316777 (checked)
of course he does, he's a femicuck faggot
he probably shitposted on tumblr about how Kane needs to be b& for life
>>64315838
Somewhere where they teach geography, and apparently history, as well
>>64315878
>>64316320
>>64316564
>>64316777
>>64316824
>>64316838
>mad at froks
>>64316881
keep suckin dicks just for the memes faggot
>>64315838
>wasnt part of the confederacy
stop it f@m you're making us look bad. in other news, it still hurts a lot
>>64316897
>>64316897
top lel i wish smuk was back
>>64316854
>>64316906
we get it you showed up late stop fucking replying to old posts you faggot
>>64316881
>>64316918
go back to tumblr ponyfucker
>>64316918
what a surprise. you are such a kuckold sjw that you even tried to make kane a nigger
>>64316941
>>64316976
>mad at memes
i bet you're the autists who get mad at sandwiches too
>>64317027
I'm literally the only other person that posts sandwiches. fuck off you literal
>horse
>twink
>nigger
>ugly dyke
>autist
fucking faggot
I cant wait for all dumb frogposters to be banned
kill yourself turbokuck
no one is mad at your forced memes, you're just the 100% cancer
the only way you could be more of a faggot is if you literally had AIDS
fuck off back to your tumblr safe space
>>64317064
>lying about posting sandwiches
>on the internet
>>64317070
>being a literal retard
>getting mad at clip art animals and meat cheese and vegetables on bread
>>64316918
Tampon Gay loves Fuk_ponek what a suprise
>>64317064
>>64317070
The autism in this thread has reached a fever pitch, gooks and caitylns teaming up to capture the title of PRIMOOO AUTISMO
>>64316906
>bishop
>elite
>>64317127
Statement stands 2bh
>americaitlyns and gooks fighting
>>64317117
>>>/mlp/
>>64317106
>y-you're j-just r-retarded
>>>/gaschambers/
>>64317132
>23 shots
>5 goals
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
>elite
>elite
>elite
>>64317143
manlet nips can't speak english
>>64316918
why is smuk's left tit 3x bigger than its right?
>>64317145
i think you should take a break from the internet before you bust a nut my squinty friend
>>64317167
>this self hate
>>64317161
>3 on the powerplay because his teammates fucked him in the ass
>>64317189
>power play goals d-d-don't count
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
What's next
>goals on a f-f-friday don't count
>>64317181
you didnt go to bed after the cantpucks win? do you actually like horse fuckers?
>>64317189
>The city of Tampon Gay Fuk_poneks
Just kill yourselves even Stamcuck wants to leave
>>64317199
>that flag
>that post
unfortunately im going to have to disregard your opinion on hockey.
