“Stamkos” and “contract” are used in the same sentence: one drink.
Stamkos’ relationship with head coach Jon Cooper is mentioned: two drinks
A max contract is talked about: two drinks
The Leafs are mentioned as a destination: five drinks
Stamkos’ Twitter “likes” are brought up: 10 drinks
A reference is made to Stamkos playing for the Caps: finish your drink
surely we won't lose to the Crapitals for a 3rd time r-right?
>>64312754
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happy birthday brian and victor
shit start
What's up bolts bros, caps bros
slow start here
>>64312926
hello.
based Killer
Do you guys want to trade ovie for stammer
That some good fucking poop tbqh
KILLORN
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Just how much of this team is from Syracuse?
>Brian Engblom just called one of our lines the Syracuse line
what a fucking season
>trying to kill your fellow countryman
I can never find sunsports streams
>>64313171
too meenits penulty for hoookeeng
Boyle is really a Tortorella player
god damn
>>64312794
High Test
>hotlby
>elite
>75% sv%
he cant hang under pressure?
thank you based big guy
>getting outshot
>still winning some how
I'm still ready for the soul crushing loss though
>battle of meme goaltendies
trotz could've at least challenged the goal. wtf was coburn doing
>>64313574
questionable since holtby was pushing at coburn. still should have challenged either way. im glad they didnt
>>64313586
yeah honestly i wouldve been surprised if they took away the goal but watching it again felt like it could've gone either way
just surprising that trotz didn't even use the challenge
I believe we are back boys
>getting scored on by sustr
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
ugh, caps were bound to lay an egg eventually
![nikita_kucherov_tampa_bay[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fkq7LE6.jpg "nikita_kucherov_tampa_bay[1].jpg")
reminder that this man is literally more elite than stamkos
>>64313649
I don't know man he's looking pretty good in this game
OLD MAN STAMM
this is the turning point boys
yikes
holts pulled
When did sustr learn how to play?
REFPUCK
can't let the precious big market team lose
what bullshit. thanks refs
heheh nice ovie
yeah shit penalty
Russian ref sets ovie up
is williams autistic
Damn, right in the nuts to kuzy
that looked painful
Just got off work. How's the game looking, Boltsbros? I can see that we're up, but how have the boys been playing?
>caps fans booing that penalty
lets not start booing after that stammer penalty
RUSSKIE GOALIE CONFIRMED FOR HELPING RUSSKIES ON BOTH SQUADS
two weak calls
>>64313960
really good, doing well even if theyre spending more time than necessary in d zone. only caps goal was on a bullshit penalty call
>>64313996
Thanks, friend. That's good to hear.
will the bolts blow it????
>>64314313
I think so.
based bishop
>The Crunch line
man ovie is entertaining to watch
will my mancrush oshie score a hatty to win this game for me plz? :3
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>>64314371
>my mancrush
>>64314397
this 2bh
>>64314130
>tfw chicken tender sub is on sale for 5.99
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT BISHOP
we're actually going to fucking blow this game
HERE WE GO
>>64314397
>>64314403
>mad at my mancrush scoring a goal after my request
his hat trick is as guaranteed as me giving up my boypussy to him :^)
MASTER BROSHI
AFTER THE NICE SAVE
WE GAME NOW
there is going to be some serious fights ehre
Oshie is a slick bastard. Have to give him that.
Oshie's wife is a stone cold fox desu senpai
fuck you Hedman why the FUCK did he take that penalty
gettin nervous yet tampons?
AND ITS ALL FUCKING OVER KILL ME RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
>that fucking police siren goal horn
This is fucking awful
>>64314490
http://thechive com/2015/12/15/lauren-oshie-will-have-you-saying-oh-shi-19-photos/
OVIE
THAT POWER MOVE
>>64314526
>implying
>Brain Boyle skating away while smiling after the goal
i love that guy but holy fuck am i fucking angry right now
gun in mouth plz
WHY CANT THESE FUCKING IDIOTS JUST STAY OUT OF THE FUCKING PENALTY BOX
This Russian ref is calling everything when the Russkies get offended, I can't be the only one to notice this
Ovechkin, Nemestnikov ,Kuz, Orlov
un fucking believable
Fuck my asshole.
teeeeeeeeeeeee
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
fucking kill me
BAHAHAHAHA
BOLTS FANS ONSUICIDE WATCH
YOUVE STILL GOT PUBLIX
>>64314675
>>64314688
fuck you
This is incredible, something needs to happen after this game. Someone needs to be benched, some statement needs to be made. That is not acceptable
how can such a russian roster be such a god damn american team?
>>64314688
My rustles are pretty jimmied desu.
Nice rapist dubs btw.
>dont even have a sub to drown my sorrows in
looks like im going to have to knock myself out with sleeping pills tonight
can my mancrush get me one more?
plzzzzz :3 :3 :3
GG BOLTS
SORRY ABOUT THE INJURIES AND PENALTIES
FAAAAGGGGGSSSSS
WHO CAN STOP THE CAPS
its k oshie
i love you anyway. i know next game you will score for me
>>64314868
fuck you faggot, enjoy your 1/2nd round exit again
GG Capsfriends. Bit hard to swallow, but that's a great come back win for the home team.
p.s. I... hate you all.
>>64314904
wasnt even really bishop this time, too many players got their panties in a bundle and took dumb penalties. like hedman shoving and pushing for no reason
>>64314885
>being this mad
