CLM:Jack Johnson (upper body) is out Thursday
NYR:Rangers will start Antti Raanta on Thursday
NYI:Thomas Greiss will get the nod on Thursday
CLM:David Savard is out with a lower-body injury
EDM:Cam Talbot will start vs. Chicago on Thursday
CLM:Ryan Johansen to be a healthy scratch Thurs.
VAN:Jacob Markstrom will probably start Thursday
FLA:Al Montoya is expected to start on Thursday
BUF:Sabres might get Tyler Ennis back on Saturday
NJ:Tuomo Ruutu (foot) is good to return Thursday
BOS:G Tuukka Rask brilliant in shutting out Pens
BOS:Jimmy Hayes posts goal, assist in Bruins' win
>>64294999
>early
mean
>>64295057
>>64295070
>>64295072
>>64295090
>>64294999
>trips
ebin
>>64295070
>>64295090
FALSE PROPHET!
>>64294999
... but quebec will!
>#parcequec'est2015
Austin Mathews here we come!
>>64295184
>le tabarnacle de Quebec
praise Saint Quiconque
>>64295256
Population of Sweden: 9.5 mil
Population of Quebec: 8.2 mil
>En français s'il-vous-plaît!
>>64295283
your french dialect sounds like some american with american accent trying to speak french
it is hillarious
>>64295295
as opposed to a swede with a somalian accent trying to speak french?
>>64295248
not so fast said the canucks and oilers
Tampa is getting rekt with injuries. Just called up Vermin to replace someone and now he's out 8 weeks with hand surgery.
>>64295445
>muh depth
>muh meme line
All that shitposting and now tampon gay isn't even a playoff team
My
Sides
>>64295529
there is no image telling me what your sides are doing
EDM vs. CHI
CGY vs. DAL
who you got?
>EDM 3-2 over CHI (OT)
>DAL 5-3 over CGY
>Raanta getting the start
>poser Dubnyk getting his first start in almost two weeks
>Stoll gets a five minute major that the rangers get 4 goals on
>Skjei scores his first goal in his hometown
Final score 7-2, feels fuckin good, cap this pedo shitters
>>64295584
CHI 3 - EDM 1 (2-1 with an empty net)
CGY 4 - DAL 3 (OT)
>>64295529
They're 3 points out with something like 9 injuries and Stamkos invisible. They're doing fine.
>>64295671
This
>>64295529
Except you're incorrect f@m
>>64294999
>Wales supposedly a constituent country of the UK
>No Welsh heraldry in Union Jack
Welsh confirmed shitty sheepshaggers
>>64295184
>Quebec
>Independent
lel
>>64295683
Is this team made of glass
>>64295745
Wales we're annexed to England
>>64295764
Pretty much. Just like CBJ last year.
>>64295773
So this is English?
>>64295704
I'm sorry is tampon gay in a playoff spot?
>muh future
Hahahahaha
>>64294544
>>64294544
>>64295811
Are you saying Wales wasn't annexed?
>>64295876
They're hardly out, and the snes are about to drop out. They'll be fine once the triplet meme line heals up
>>64295879
10/10 thank you based bean man
>>64295057
The absolute madman, he posted it once again
>laffs
>>64296009
laffs gonna win tonight
>>64296071
Doubtful
>>64296071
u 'avin a laff gov?
t. Scotland
>>64295057
>57▶>>64295120 >>64295957
>File: kane.jpg (21 KB, 283x356)
>>64295070
>>64295072
>>64295090
>>64295091
>>64295880
I'm declaring Welsh independence on behalf of Wales. I'll be assembling my army of yeoman farmers and mercenaries to enforce the claims of Llywelyn the Great and tearing down the English castles that have grown like so many weeds on the fair countryside
>>64296099
>>64296101
I feel it in my bones. Because >shorks.
>>64295584
EDM 3 CHI 2 (SH)
DAL 4 CGY 2
Name a hotter goaler right now
Inb5 SJW wife beater jokes
>>64295584
CHI 4-2 EDM
DAL 3-2 CGY
>>64295880
>watched braveheart the other day
how could you faggots vote to stay part of the uk after all your ancestors went through?
>>64296196
They'd rather kill the pain with heroin than man up and take their freedom again
>>64296188
>>64295584
CHI-EDM 1-3
DAL-CGY 0-1
>>64296173
Two u's two k's.
>>64296173
Bennie B
>>64296206
Fun fact, England is actually the only constituent country of the UK that doesn't have its own subnational parliament, essentially meaning that Scotsmen can order the English country around at a sub-national level without the English having any legal say without going up to the national level. The Scots got a pretty sweet deal out of the Acts of Union
>>64296287
That's not fun at all. BOO!
Is max domi elite
Preds are going to get shutout by Allen again, just end it before the pain start senpai
>>64296478
SJS @ TOR Game Thread
>>64296478
Sharks @ Leafs Game thread
>>64296478
game starts at 3am (50min) and I'm not hungry right now but pizza place next door closes at 5am
what do?
Kings@Habs
>>64296589
>>64296589
>>64296589
>>64296255
>poopoo rash
>>64296548
can't you make yourself those shitty swedish open sandwiches? it's a good light snack before breakfast.
>>64296700
i can and have some nice italian salami in the fridge but I want warm food
We /Raantanimo bay/ now
>>64296731
You are thinking of the pizza place already so go get a pizza.
>>64296548
why would it close at 5am? Get drunk
>>64296842
i am drunk
>>64296814
good point cold pizza is great
>>64296909
even that. i like cold pizza too.
>>64296909
get more drink faggot. I'm about to be responsible and ride my bike to the bar to not kill people
>>64296613
2 shutouts, .966 sv % in december.
>Implying Tuukman Rusk isn't the goatiest og goats.
>>64297021
but i still have about 10 beers and over half a bottle of whiskey t. pizza kainalossa
remember both of these people are islamic terrorists. never trust a gay or a darkie
>>64297184
Nice
>that fat shit behind Hakstol
>>64297250
>>64297250
>>64297250
wild rangers
>>64297254
wild rangers would be a cool tv show. I imagine it being like the dukes of hazzard mixed with walker texas ranger
>>64295764
Nope, just manlets
>>64297275
might watch
>americans killing it on deathslide
>canadians on suicide watch
>scandinavia on suicide watch
EDMONTON VERSUS CHICAGO
>>64297537
>>64297537
>>64297537
>>64297537
OILERS V.S BLACKHAWKS
The guy who always makes the Blackhawks threads is too scared to link them in hoc
>>64297530
isn't that the "people not good enough for real sports" sport?
>>64297869
>The guy who always makes the Blackhawks threads is too scared to link them in hoc
lol why?
>>64297934
he's just a bitch
>>64297934
autism
Raanta ded
scratched my cornea today bros, honestly just want to die right now
>>64297875
no that's finnish baseball
>>64297934
Rbo is a giant autistic faggot
>>64298170
kek'd
where do i give you 4chan gold?
SJ vs Toronto in the "no, you win the game"b owl
>>64297530
wtf is deathslide?
>>64298306
lmao look at this faggot
>>64298306
>being this new
luge or some shit
>>64298306
>wtf is deathslide
maybe ask reddit newfriend, you may even receive an upvote for such an insightful question
>>64298306
>this stupid canacuck
lmao
>>64298387
>>64298374
relax, i thought it was some new sport or something, like luge but without a luge
>>64298214
there's no way SJ can throw the game worse than the Laffs with Bernier in the pipes
>>64298387
kill yourself
How fucked are the cantpucks now that Henrik Sedin is kill?
>>64298496
They were already a shit team but now they're in the Buston Shitthews race
>>64298496
they still play in the Pacific so not at all
Sorry for being late, but here's the Flames vs Stars game thread.
For the love of God, someone stop this Dallas meme team.
>>64298537
>>64298537
>>64298537
>>64298574
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>>64298610
hey bby
>>64298657
Hey there qt
>>64298574
if the Flames can't out meme them no one can
>>64298496
Confirmed for Matthews at this point. Sedins are the only ones getting goals in the last dozen games for them. Lol.
>>64298722
Oilers literally outmemed them
http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=2015020386-641-h
>>64294999
>concede in 58 seconds
in the desert
reminder that uncle leo is the most elite finnish player in the nhl
cbj is making a strong argument for dumping Johansen
2 - 0 in 2:30, saad and calvert
>>64299030
trade him to the Preds
>>64299052
>wanting a enigmatic British Columbian
>>64299076
Our centers right now are Jarnkrok, Ribeiro, Sissons, and Gaustad
Columbus Blue Jackets @ Arizona Coyotes
>>64299137
>>64299137
>>64299137
Blowjobs @ Sparkledogs
Where is the debbies elite shitposter now?
>ducks
Welp. Cantpucks getting shutout again
>>64299325
>>64299445
>>64299535
>all these meme teams getting btfo tonight
>tfw just saw Star Wars
The clapping meme is true
>>64300099
oh we know
i was at a theatre with a bunch of american tourists and at the end of the movie they were clapping. want to know how long ago that was? the movie was The Mighty Ducks. as in the first one.
>>64299559
Include the Habs in that. Just got shut out
>r4gs
>Swedish goaltending
>shit team
>>64300099
>>64300211
I just got back from Anahiem, they fucking clapped at the end of space mountain. Not like "yeah woohoo good ride" full on round of applause.
>Arizona
>rags
>cantpucks
lel
>>64300376
>laffs
>rags
>a
>g
>s
The east sucks so much that the Caps might actually win the ECF this year.
>>64300211
They were clapping during the fuckin movie. Han Solo appears? Better clap. Some mild action? Clap clap clap. Fuck I'm way too autistic for that I was triggered af
>>64300540
>not being NEET and going in the middle of the day
your own fault really
>>64300582
Except I'm one of the first people to ever see the movie
>7:00 pm the day before it comes out
>rag5
>>64300618
not worth it for a bad theater experience
The Predators forwards fucking suck major cock.
>>64300646
Oh it was worth it, I just don't understand the whole clapping thing
>>64300661
>and Poile won't do shit to fix it
at least Rinne was alright tonight
will mikko koivu make it into HHOF?
what if wild win a cup?
>ducks are last in the west
How the fuck does Boudreau still have a job lmao
>>64300702
lolno.
>>64300702
Finish hhof
>blue jackets
>5 goals on 11 shots
Lmao
>>64300699
I heard Stamkos is available.
>>64300784
that's already a given at this point
he was the leading father figure for a team that won the WC and every finnish national team he's been in.
if wild ever win a cup I'd legitimately consider him a candidate for HHOF
>>64300784
and probably international hhof
>>64300834
just doesn't have enough points. Lehtinen won 2 or 3 selkes but didn't make it.
>>64300702
No, but is entirely possible the first two players, other than the retarded 'fans #1', to get their jerseys retired for the wild are Finns. Koivu will 95%, I'm not sure about Backstrom but he was the only reason they weren't an Alberta tier dumpster fire for a few years. My question is when does he get the pity start in St. Paul?
>rags
>>64300883
lehtinen not making is a disgrace though. i really think it's up to whether wild win a cup or not. lehtinen wasn't the team captain for ~10 seasons anyway
>rags
>>64300815
I doubt he would want to sign with the Preds if he already wants to leave Tampa, unless it's really only Cooper that he has a problem with
>>64300702
>inferior saku
>hhof
>>64300940
Patrik Elias probably doesn't make it and he has like 1000 points in his career. It's not hall of very good.
1. Dallas
2/3. Stl/Min
4. Chicago
5. Col/Nsh
1. LA
2. Who cares
3. Who cares
>>64300702
lol no not a fucking chance
Are the blue jackets saad babbies? Will Johnny John be a permanent scratch if they win this game?
>>64300888
backstrom getting his jersey retired would be a nice gesture desu. he never really won anything but he really was the backbone of the team for like 5+ years
>rags
>>64300972
i think elias has a very realistic chance of making it though
>poo jersey
Remember when stupid guidos thought their team was a playoff contender?
>rags
It's an embarrassment to the league that three Pacific teams will be in the playoffs, and two in the second round, none but the kings deserve to go
>flames winning
>shitronto getting a point
>bjs winning
Are you shitters even trying to tank?
>>64301133
LMAO
>>64301102
it's hilarious that the Kings will have to face a better team than the second and third seeds
>stors
>losing to Calgary
>in regulation
>>64301058
Ya just sad how it has ended. The team can't buy him out the last two years due to surgeries. His only dress was when Dubnyk was injured, otherwise the milkman has been the backup. I hope he gets one more start this year. Maybe against an old northwest rival.
>>64301102
Well two teams in the 2nd round isn't guaranteed but likely assuming the kings don't implode. A flames oilers first round would be hilarious desu.
Dull ass lost to flim flams
Get outmemed starfags
>>64301225
>stores
>32 games played
>5 games against the central
>best team in hockey
O I am laffin
Where my Carey gone?
>>64301306
they won't let you win the lottery, enjoy poopinjarvi
Anyone have a webm of the queen breaking his stick after the koivu goal?
>>64301381
>implying bettman doesn't rig lotteries for Canadian teams to keep up false hope of being good one day
>jackets 6
>Arizona 5
What a meme game
>it was 0-0
JUST
>>64301491
>implying a game where the goaltenders are Curtis McElhinney, Anders Lindback, and Louis Domingue had a chance to not be meme
>>64301535
How can one division be so stinky smelly hockey
>>64301535
>E
>-14
>-24
>-9
>-13
>-20
worst division in history?
Boys, I was skating and sweating pretty hard today, on my way home I noticed I got white shit all over my face. It wasn't even semen or anything, it was like dried up shit.
Am I dying?
>>64301585
Dried sweat?
>>64301585
It's called sweat you idiot, is that the first time you ever exerted yourself? Fucking take a shower you filth.
>>64301585
Probably snot desu
>>64301615
I guess, but it looks so gross and feels weird.
I hope none of the qts saw it.
>>64301620
I used to work out all the time, I never got white shit all over my face.
I think after this season the NHL and PA are allowed to review the current playoff setup. Maybe they will switch it back to 1-8 once a decent Central team misses for no reason.
>>64301535
Come back after it updates with the Calgary win
>>64301535
Reminder that either 2nd or 3rd is guaranteed to the second round.
>>64301634
>dry sweat is visible on your skin
Do you pick oranges by any chance?
>>64301696
No, I live in Wisconsin. There's no Oranges up here.
Are you fucking retarded? Holy shit why would you even ask me that question fucking idiot.
>>64301729
Are you a migrant field hand?
>tfw your team only seems to lose to Canadian teams
>>64301740
No I'm white.
>>64301585
Sounds like some dry skin thing, probably no big deal.
>>64301744
>only lose to canadian teams
>play in the central
Guaranteed cup unless Winnipeg memes their way in
>>64301777
What if they face the los habarinos tho.
>>64301800
>hasb
>SCF
>>64301800
>implying they can last that long without choking
>>64301800
Washington will beat them
>>64301729
Where in sconie is there outdoor ice? Ashland?
>>64301850
Indoor, I was at the Pettit. It's too warm out for there to be any ice right now. It's usually pretty empty on weekdays at the Pettit so there's a ton of room to skate.
Where were you when the Avs were elite?
>>64301931
they'll miss the playoffs with 100+ points
>>64301931
Over 10 years younger
>>64301931
In middle school
>>64301800
>yfw Stars-Habs Cup Final
Half the players from >our '99 Cup were former Habs.
da slugs are making dap layoffs, book it
>>64295666
Hey there
>rags
>tfw Austin Mathews will be ours
>>64302150
nuh-uh
>>64302150
"no"
why do we keep getting c.ucked by Canada?
>>64302150
>one week ago
OILERS ARE SITTING PRETTY FOR A PLAYOFF SPOT HOOOOO RAAAAHHHH
>>64302154
>cantpucks
>draft luck
>I feel like I need to stop here and assure you that I am not making any of this up. Campbell spun the wheel and announced that it had landed on no. 1, resulting in Vancouver winning the top pick. While the Canucks celebrated, Campbell looked again and realized that the wheel had actually stopped on no. 11, meaning the Sabres had won. They used the first overall pick on a kid named Gilbert Perreault, who’d go on to play his 17 seasons in Buffalo and was inducted into the Hall of Fame in 1990.
>>64302179
Come on, any real fan knew this was coming.
>>64302194
>being mind raped by QWABBACWOIS
embarassing
cant zim zam the flim flams
>>64302194
>Guys we gotta play zone no matter what the play looks like
You will never be this good at hockey
>>64302229
they are my favorite meme
>>64302229
Its funny, they end up regressing like everyone says, but then the whole Pacific regresses around them so they end up where they were.
>>64302243
JUST
>Calgary poopshit flames
>The best -25 goal diff defence in the league
>Not quite the worst team in Canada
>best player is a guido manlet
>biggest fan is a retarded scot that wants to fuck over scotland because it is the edgey thing to do
JUST
>>64302456
Wait....what's that last one now?
>>64302451
If there's one team I feel bad for in 2015, it's the Ducks.
Granted I still don't give a shit about the Ducks.
>>64302467
See OP
>hasbs BTFO
>quick in elite mode
>Kings already clinching the division in December
>playoffs are going to be a piece of cake
Literally who can stop the Kings?
Pro tip: no one
>>64302522
cocaine
>>64302543
Wrong. Cocaine is what fuels the Kings.
>>64302540
Whatever Central team crosses over will knock them out in the first round
>>64302540
Being in an easy division doesn't make you good
At least I still have p-publix r-right?
>>64302653
>Lose two different NHL teams
How can one city be so awful?
>>64302664
Tbh senpai Atlanta Spirit pretty much tried to alienate the fans. Atlanta is lucky the Hawks didn't leave too
Holy shit how much of a one man team Habs are? Literally shit when Price is gone. You guys will get rekt if you dont have Price when the playoffs come, pull your shit together.
Kongs man, kongs
>kongs
>>64302653
>every team in a Publix state is bad/mediocre/nonexistent
worth it though
>>64302754
>>64302754
Preds and bolts are pretty good usually
>>64302774
I would say both are mediocre right now, could get their shit together though
>>64302786
Mediocre hockey+godlike subs>Good hockey
can you lads come feel dor hc donbass with me please ^3^ >>64302723
pic not related
>>64302826
I agree 2bh.
>there's nothing like eating a publix sub while streaming a late night hockey game
One of the most comfy feelings there is
>>64302510
Thanks I think
>>64302194
>trade talbot
>call up scrivens
>secure #1 overall pick
daily reminder that this is our year
TAYVO
>>64302906
Fuck off weak division having kongs
>>64302917
Triggered
>>64302991
MONKEY
O
N
K
E
Y
>Minnesota isn't going to win the Cup
>>64303084
>things that aren't news
>>64302945
The Kings are garbage against their own division though. Hell the central teams (and surprisingly, the yotes) are the ones benefiting the most from the shitheap that is the Pacific.
