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England pls save us edition.
>>64213699
Posting In this thread because ACBs don't know how to make new threads
>>64218928
H-hi
>this fucking awful combox banter
for fucks sake smithy just give us the answer to the shitty fucking question
>just 13 days until comfy as fuck saffie v england boxing day test
my body is ready
Will Sri Lanka win?
>>64221008
>day time cricket
>comfy
>>64220912
Smithy's """""banter"""""""" is the most awkward thing in the entire world Tbh
Crimbo soon lads.
>>64221800
getting/giving any cric related gifts?
>>64222007
Haven't asked for any and I don't know anyone else that likes cricket. Feels bad man.
Well Wagner get a fivefer today lads?
>>64222107
I feel your pain. tfw nobody to go and get drunk at a day of cricket with
>>64222451
Well, Wagner was a composer m8.
>>64221269
Saffer time is elite over here, looking forward to it
>have a shower
>get out
>say "when I get back, I Mathews and Chandimal are both out"
>they are
I'm a magic
>>64222572
Are you a hobbit?
>>64222682
hobbits aren't magic m8
Craig literally on pooicide watch
Our lead spinner bats at 6
Get ready for four pacers for the next 10 years pham
>>64222827
where are you away and can it be skipped
>>64222940
>christmas with my family on another island
Nope lol
FULL TOSS MEME WICKETS
WAGNAIR
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>>64222996
>another island
better not be Fiji mate
FUCK OFF
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>that
>not out
>ball tracking literally not taking swing into account
Nige shook his head, didnt want to change his decision
we've been umpballed fellas
Dunedin looks depressing lads.
>>64223131
Especially given that it was literally only missing umpire's call by a tiny bit
>>64223132
It's comfy when it snows, and I enjoy going there
I imagine living there would be depressing though
>>64223194
I live there for school
My flat doesn't have proper heating
JUST
>>64223194
does it have long summer days/short winter days? it is quite far south
OH BOY GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS
>>64223392
IT'S WIDE TIME
>>64222827
Kys daniel
>>64223392
kek Bane needs to get that average up
>>64223255
>Poor Peeland
NUMBER OF PIES KANE NEEDS TO BOWL TO AVERAGE 50 (bowling): 57
>>64223522
>no wickets
>shit economy
Bowlt is our worst bowler. Should drop him to make way for Craig 2bh
WAHEEY
>ligsoid hortspot ploise
>>64223617
its unironically getting to the point where he needs to be dropped. I've watched him for 4 Test matches now and he is absolutely atrocious.
Daniel will furiously protest this but Boult is basically a meme-cricket babby. He is decent at meme cricket because he has decent control and a good yorker which is all you need to be good at pyjama cricket.
But for someone who was unironically hyped up by you PP's, Boult has been a huge dissapointment
>Unironically being called Trent
Reminder that Chris Martin was LITERALLY a better swing bowler than Trent Boult
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
>>64224097
>This one autist
>women's hockey is on
>This Sky cricket advert
>PP literally could have won in Sadelaide if they had picked Wagner instead of >Craig
kek
KEK
>>64224342
NICE
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>>64224402
I just missed the game
FUCK
Based Argentina.
>Sky showing the NZ vs Aus WC game during lunch
MUH DICK
>>64225192
it was pretty funny
>its a boult gets all his wickets in the tail game
>tfw no hot dog
Execute all muslims.
>kektill doing squats
>>64226044
>Wanting to kill your dad
GOATner
Based Santner getting shit done
>>64226131
Rasheed
>Santner keking the 6
Holy shit Santer is good.
Looks like we may not be so dependent on Craig after all lads
SANTA
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Pradeep my son
the next vettori to be honest
>>64227027
He doesn't have a meme technique
>>64227057
I think the Five Star Caltex player rating speaks for itself m8
Too easy Tbh lads
basedwell for the win
>>64227127
That wicket was due af for him
Too fucking long
Who else /nrl/ here?
Reminder I defended Fartin Kucktill's inclusion in the team while you summer of cricket casuals begged for his blood
really enjoyable game desu lads
Fuck two test series tho
>>64227528
Daniel being contrarian, colour me suprised
does abc grandstand commentate bbl games?
>No /cric/ on
Kill me.
post overrated shit
Joining the French Foreign Legion.
>>64232327
MASALA
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>>64232327
just come here on a boat lad
Black caps are over rated. When will you poo peelanders realise that?
WHENS THE FUCKIN ZINGER BIG BASH ON CUNTS I WANNA SEE SOME SIXES AND SUPER DOOPER OVERS WHILE DOWNING A FUCKIN PALE
>>64232653
forgot to turn the proxy off mate
>>64233167
A.M. is an honourary Aussie
he is the ONLY PP who isn't a complete and utter faggot
BBL
B
LADS
>>64233274
The name is Garold.
Hello lads. How are your Australian lives lately?
>>64233761
fuck off
>>64233773
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
>>64233773
Big Strong Australians only, please
Got an email from Bunnings today
>>64233999
perhaps you can be one of those cunts on TV going on about how wonderful it is
>You now remember the based WC
>>64234016
The F1 World Championship?
>>>/pol/58342918
Lads.
>M Marsh STILL not not confirmed for the based bash
>>64234182
Fucking /pol/ will turn anything into something that gives them a guilt complex
>>64234232
he'll only get 1 game anyway because Perth have a bye in round 1 so not worth putting in your fantasy team anyway
>Christmas in the summertime
>bought Don Bradman Cricket 14 and Desperate Housewives: The Game for my wife's son's chrissy present
>not getting delivered till January
Got an email from Downer today
>>64235524
Alexander Downer is the Australian High Commissioner to the United Kingdom and former Minister for Foreign Affairs m8
>>64235564
my apologies, that is His Excellency The Honourable Alexander Downer, AC
>>64234385
>gooks
>>64235487
>LE CUG MEME XDXDDDDDDDDDDD :DDDDDDDDD
>>64235487
>Wife's son
ßTFO
ß AF
ßitch Ass Nigga
>>64235487
buy some cadbury Favourites ow
>>64222546
Oz time is best time for me to watch the cricker - wake up make coffee and watch the match - SL tests are also good when they have two spinners bowling.
>mfw if Englel win the toss and bat first in Cape Town
>>64235652
>400 posts early
well you are especially autistic aren't you?
>>64235669
well "autistic" is in his name
>>64235641
I unironically will have to
May throw in some Kmart undies too
>>64235857
>>64235857
>>64235857
you lads ready for some poorpetual poorturbedness?
>>64235929
>>64235929
>>64235880
>still have to get presents for mum AND dad
bucket of liquorice it is then
>>64235984
I just get my mummy a Dusk candle every year
rugby is dogsht
>>64236007
Mum would quite like a candle 2bh. good idea m8
>tfw the old man never has time to go down to the nets anymore
May have to actually make some friends now lads
>>64236264
>haven't been to the nets since I was twelve
>>64236264
>having a father
kek
KEK
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-14/essendon-football-club-chairman-paul-little-resigns/7027750?section=sport
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-14/queensland-not-divided-by-coaching-search-says-wally-lewis/7027696?section=sport
That is all the news folks
>>64236381
>Essendon
JUST
>>>/tv/63613491
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64236440
I've got tickets to Peter Jackson's early screening at his house.
I'll post results on here immediately lol
Is the Sleeping Dogs hater in this thread?
I recently started playing it again after our argument reminded me of the game.
I just remembered another reason why the game is great. The music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIp6013qMiQ
>>64236468
The irony is that this is more likely to encourage spoiler spammers because literally who doesn't have a dynamic ip
>>64236440
yeah but they'll keep the cvck porn on for hours
>>64236478
I actually need to finish that
Bought it for 20 dollars in March and it's quite good
Poo Peeland Ltd.
>Only 3 more days until
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Poopeelia Ltd.
>>64236381
>>64236398
Just fug it all up fanny :DD? This is old news, and I don't see how it's bad.
>>64236811
>old news
>literally happened 2 hours ago
>>64237546
>he's still optimistic enough to dream
lol
>>64237582
>no gf
>no BBL team
you truly lost the lottery in life, daniel
>>64236844
It's been well known for "literally" MONTHS that Paul Little was going to step down for Lindsey Tanner. Fuck me I haven't even been in the country and I still knew it.
>>64237737
>I haven't even been in the country
And you never EVER will be again
>>64237737
wheres your post predicting it m9>
>>64237755
Probably not but who gives a fuck. I can build a new life here, or the US and Canada. You might even end up seeing me in /hoc/ in 10 years time.
Execute all muslims.
>Leave the Big Based League commentary to us
>>64237937
>faggot
>only reason worth watching
>chink
>homo
>old man
>shitcunt gambler
>who
>literally who
>biggest shitcunt faggot of them all
>>64237836
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/sport/afl/lindsay-tanner-to-succeed-paul-little-as-don-of-essendon/news-story/a5f1e390bc69d795c4dbf95e467850aa
check date.
>>64237991
kek, its behind a paywall
>be RC
>pay for your news
kek
walkcunt on suicide watch
>>64237852
dont delude yourself
with your criminal record you will NEVER get a visa to America, Canada or any other Western country
you will be stuck in your 3rd world humid shithole or something akin to it for the remainder of your life
The prime of your life is gone. You will spend the duration of your life either on the run as you are now or in prison.
>>64238002
>being a poorfag who can't stay up to date with the latest from the based Australian.
>>64238247
>what is changing your identity.
Essendon on spoon watch
>>64238299
LOL no.
Do not underestimate how good this team is. Also all the players will get cleared, the only person reporting anything negative about the CAS hearings in the media is Caroline fucking Wilson, who has been "literally" wrong about EVERYTHING in this saga so far.
If we win the flag next year it will be sweet poetic justice to all the bullshit that has been flung at us the past few years. The tears of all ABE's will be glorious.
BASED
BASH
SOON
walkcunt on suicide watch
>Two test series
Why is this allowed?
>>64237937
who is that semon demon on the left
statscunt on suicide watch
statscunt on suicide watch
>>64238269
>changing your identity
your identity is falling apart
statscunt on suicide watch
Its fucking hot lads
>>64243259
>>64247799
>>64249302
kidnap your surrogate
Execute all muslims.
>>64249690
>tfw not born Australian
May I at least visit your beautiful country?
>>64249690
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING fucking newcunt right here lads
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEEEAAL
CHELSHIT
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>>64243259
>>64247799
did you sleep?
>>64251513
>(you)
Nice poomunity
>>64252794
Thanks. I'm the owner
>Poo Peeland """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""fielding""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>64253463
Warnie is def a fag.
only two more sleeps until the big bash league lads. which team will meme the hardest?
>>64254218
The Briwis
>>64254218
Hobart
>>64254337
Memebart could be cheeky title contenders this year desu
They're not the best at anything, but they're the most well rounded of all the teams and won't get any national call-ups to fuck them.
Perth and Green Melbourne will flame out in the second half of the season when they get fucked by national callups. Red Melbourne have stacked batting but no bowling with Sidds & Patto in the Test team and Fawad gone. Pink Sydney have good bowling but no batting. Brisbane and Adelaide have shit everything.
how long is BBL? does it really only last a bit over a month or am I misunderstanding something?
>I rate meme20
>>64254631
yeah those extra thumbs could make for some interesting spin
Actually going to watch this year, I watched the 2008 IPL and that's the only season of meme20 I've really followed.
When does BBL start? Im tired of seeing all this test and odi garbage. Bring on the real cricket.
>>64254713
>>64254658
samefag
stop poorly trying to bait the Aussies you autistic fucks
>>64254673
Exactly the same as me. I watched that season with Shane Warner memeing it up with a bunch of literally-who Indians (atleast they were then) and Watson carrying the team. Other than that I've watched the BBL since it went to Channel 10 (2013/14), its good fun.
I'm conflicted about which team to support tho. I always support the 6ers because I'm from the Eastern Suburbs. But this year all their players that I like (Lee, Smith, Starc) aren't playing and the its full of cunts I hate (Haddin, Killer). By contrast, Green Sydney have a really good roster with lots of players I like (Hussey, Watson, Sandhu etc)
I'll support Pink Sydney anyway because Homebush a shit but fuck this team
>>64254825
I've only ever been to Noosa and the Gold Coast so I guess it'll be Brisbane for me wew
I remember McCullum played quite well for the knight riders but T20 is usually fairly predictable.
>>64254825
nice blog
>>64254927
I've actually watched a few Rajasthan games pretty much every year because they always seem to stack 4 Australians as their overseas players and its usually my favourite Australians aswell.
Back in the day they had Warne, Watson, Martyn, Lehmann, Tait etc
Even this year they had Watson, Smith, Faulkner & Cutting as their overseas players. Even their Indian players like Rahane were likeable. But I'll never watch IPLeL again now that Rajasthan are kill
>Brisbane
kek
KEK
Literally Chris Lynn: the team.
Literally only him and Simmons the overseas player who aren't complete dogshit.
>>64254978
cheers m8, i might start charging for it
>>64255044
Brisbane's pretty fucking dire as a city in general.
It's not like I'll go to any games or anything lel
>>64255113
id unironically rather live in PP than pissbane
>Leave Green Melbourne to me
>>64255143
same
My only memory of that place is puking on the Jetstar plane back
>>64255148
what the fuck
Channel 10 is AWFUL at promotion. Atleast their actual coverage is good.
>>64255173
who here
HYPE
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>>64255206
>promote womens BBL
>dont put it on TV
kek desu
https://twitter.com/tensporttv/status/676562207610548226
>>64255206
>Playing in Manchester
>>64254713
https://twitter.com/tensporttv/status/676257541953708032
god this shit is hilariously americanised
>Trent Bowlt
Over rated sack of shit
>oh boy my autism bone is being tickled right now desu
What did he mean by this?
>I will never be an Australian batsman
Jdimsa
>>64254663
It's literally the only cricket worth watching till >you play the Saffers
I normally don't give a fuck about the BBL, but this summer's fixture is dire
>>64255143
I literally agree, Pee Pooland is nice to look at, while Brisbane is an ugly, humid mess
>>64255266
I would unironically watch it if it were on
Going to the WBBL games in person is worth it just to meet Gilly though, he's at every fucking game they play
Reminder that this year the New Years Eve BBL game will LITERALLY have a higher attendance than the Boxing Day Test.
Reminder that this year is LITERALLY a changing of the guard where for the first time the BBL will be more relevant than international cricket. This will happen next year aswell because Pakistan aren't going to draw crowds either.
>>64255654
I thought there's a lot of Indians/Pakis in Melbourne?
>>64255751
far less than there used to be
After the 'Indians getting bashed' thing a few years ago in Melbourne they have stopped coming here and are going to places like Canada instead for uni lmao
>>64255751
Melbourne has chinks
Sydney has pakis/indians and chinks
>>64237971
Nice math dickhead.
>tfw trying to post on reddit
>its down
jfmsu lads
>>64255770
Yeah, I'm going to Canada for uni as well. Australia's too expensive and it might be tough to get a job in the future.
>>64255921
whats the price diff between Canada and Aus?
>>64256102
The cost of living is huge here and the AUD is going down the shitter since commodity prices are dropping. I don't know the exact numbers, but Canada would be a lot cheaper comparatively
>>64256102
The tuition fees difference is like 10k Australian dollars. Quite a bit desu.
>>64256127
Our dollar is almost exactly the same as yours now.
What the fuck happened?
>>64256127
>and the AUD is going down the shitter since commodity prices are dropping
that would make it cheaper for a foreigner to come here you imbecile
And the currency devaluation had little to do with commodity prices. You can thank the ARB for that and their attempts to artificially keep the construction industry going.
Holy fuck, where did you get your economics "degree" from? UWS?
>>64256152
The mining sector stopped printing money
>>64256156
kek
The Malaysian currency is deteriorating compared to the Canadian and Australian dollar so everything will be expensive for me.
>>64256156
Sorry lad, just spouting what I read in the newspaper
>>64256168
You're mostly reliant on that shit
Jeebus
>>64256152
The ARB slashed interest rates left right and centre so that the housing bubble would keep going.
China slowing down was the root cause of that though.
>>64256168
You're clueless. Take your memes to pol.
>>64256188
>more memes
holy fuck we are not.
Australia is a services-based economy. Mining is a literal fucking meme that makes up <9% of the economy. Even our agriculture sector is literally better than >yours per capita.
All mining does is provide a boost when demand rises. Australia typically has 2.5-3% growth p.a.
All the mining boom did was boost it to 4%, and for the 10 years we had that accounts for why Australia is now so far ahead of New Zealand (new Zealand was literally wealthier than Australia up until the 70's).
Now it has simply returned to the norm of 2.5-3% growth now that the boom is over.
The only state which will actually suffer because of resources is WA. And all that will change is that instead of asking for independence like they were in 2010, they will go back to asking for gibs like normal.
What have I started?
>tfw sister is walking around the house in just a bra and thong
>tfw she caught me looking
>tfw exposed as economically illiterate in front of my internet friends
>>64256236
Good reply, cheers goose
>>64256282
>LE YOU ARE LE GOOZ XDD :D:D XDDDDDDDDDD
kick your sister daniel
>>64255787
>>64255921
>>64256137
>>64256182
>>64256246
Hi Elitespouter
>>64256257
We're not your friends.
>>64256304
Not your autistic Australian friend.
>>64256236
I hear there is a Lithium boom or something happening in some parts of Australia because of all of the new Tesla batteries and electric cars.
Could just be a meme though.
GOATistic Elitespouter just replied to me lads.
What should I do?
>>64256337
The next big meme is Algae renewable biofuel
cap this post, it is going to happen
>>64256369
I literally wrote a report about this for engineering.
It's not actually as easy as it sounds, production values are low.
>>64256349
Literally kys Daniel. GOATistic Elitespouter is dead.
>>64256395
Is this another one of your patented ruses?
WHAT IS YOUR END GAME ELITESPOUTER?
>tfw big based league starts in 2 days
>tfw star wars starts in 2 days
>>64256394
isnt that the same with all renewable methods currently?
I don't think there is one method that is actually cost-effective yet.
>>64256395
This >>64256394 is daniel. YOU are LITERALLY talking to A.M. who is playing you like a fiddle.
>Big Based League AND Star Wars on the same day
Lads
>>64256306
You too
>>64256427
I'm not Daniel.
You're right though. The only sustainable solution is population control. No method of sustainable energy will be adequate to accomodate rapid growth.
Have YOU completed your Big Bash fantasy team?
There will never be a great crickerter like this Man.
>>64256426
You literal manchild Daniel
>>64256413
kys already
>>64256414
Better than IPL, can't wait for it to get started.
>>64256447
Thanks, I guess...
>stuck in the decrepit hovel of Rockingham
Should have never strayed from Stirling Highway lads, this place is freaking me out
>>64256523
Elitespouter just told me to kms.
He's always right but I'm too cowardly...
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
http://www.last.fm/user/misterslin
>>64256670
Absolutely disgusting
getting this for christmas desu lads
What do you lads while watching cricket?
I usually have one of these which holds me over for 2 hours before I have a big meal.
Ctrl-F "daniel"
0 (zero) from 9 (nine) are actually me
This is literally the weakest form I've seen in months lad, step it the fuck up.
>>64256739
kys daniel
>>64256713
Looks good lad
>>64256713
hahahahahhaha
even if this is a joke which it probably is, I still find it hilarious that Australians will shill out hundreds of dollars for a fucking divegrass team cap.
Good luck trying not to look retarded when you go out.
how many of you bogan fucks are gooks?
My guess is 2/3s of this """community"""
>>64256783
i am gook from the waist down
>>64256783
I'm an elite, handsome and upper class irishman
