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England pls save us edition.
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>>64213699
Posting In this thread because ACBs don't know how to make new threads
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>>64218928

H-hi
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>this fucking awful combox banter

for fucks sake smithy just give us the answer to the shitty fucking question
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>just 13 days until comfy as fuck saffie v england boxing day test

my body is ready
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Will Sri Lanka win?
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>>64221008

>day time cricket
>comfy
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>>64220912
Smithy's """""banter"""""""" is the most awkward thing in the entire world Tbh
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Crimbo soon lads.
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>>64221800
getting/giving any cric related gifts?
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>>64222007

Haven't asked for any and I don't know anyone else that likes cricket. Feels bad man.
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Well Wagner get a fivefer today lads?
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>>64222107
I feel your pain. tfw nobody to go and get drunk at a day of cricket with
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>>64222451

Well, Wagner was a composer m8.
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>>64221269
Saffer time is elite over here, looking forward to it
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>have a shower
>get out
>say "when I get back, I Mathews and Chandimal are both out"
>they are

I'm a magic
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>>64222572

Are you a hobbit?
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>>64222682
hobbits aren't magic m8
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Craig literally on pooicide watch

Our lead spinner bats at 6

Get ready for four pacers for the next 10 years pham
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>>64222827
where are you away and can it be skipped
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>>64222940
>christmas with my family on another island

Nope lol
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FULL TOSS MEME WICKETS

WAGNAIR
A
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>>64222996
>another island
better not be Fiji mate
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FUCK OFF
U
C
K

O
F
F
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>that
>not out
>ball tracking literally not taking swing into account

Nige shook his head, didnt want to change his decision

we've been umpballed fellas
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Dunedin looks depressing lads.
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>>64223131
Especially given that it was literally only missing umpire's call by a tiny bit

>>64223132
It's comfy when it snows, and I enjoy going there

I imagine living there would be depressing though
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>>64223194
I live there for school
My flat doesn't have proper heating
JUST
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>>64223194

does it have long summer days/short winter days? it is quite far south
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OH BOY GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS
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>>64223392
IT'S WIDE TIME
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>>64222827
Kys daniel
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>>64223392
kek Bane needs to get that average up
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>>64223255

>Poor Peeland
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NUMBER OF PIES KANE NEEDS TO BOWL TO AVERAGE 50 (bowling): 57
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>>64223522
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>no wickets
>shit economy
Bowlt is our worst bowler. Should drop him to make way for Craig 2bh
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WAHEEY
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>ligsoid hortspot ploise
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>>64223617

its unironically getting to the point where he needs to be dropped. I've watched him for 4 Test matches now and he is absolutely atrocious.

Daniel will furiously protest this but Boult is basically a meme-cricket babby. He is decent at meme cricket because he has decent control and a good yorker which is all you need to be good at pyjama cricket.

But for someone who was unironically hyped up by you PP's, Boult has been a huge dissapointment
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>Unironically being called Trent
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Reminder that Chris Martin was LITERALLY a better swing bowler than Trent Boult
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KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?

Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?

poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
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>>64224097

>This one autist
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>women's hockey is on
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>This Sky cricket advert
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>PP literally could have won in Sadelaide if they had picked Wagner instead of >Craig

kek

KEK
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>>64224342

NICE
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>>64224402
I just missed the game
FUCK
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Based Argentina.
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>Sky showing the NZ vs Aus WC game during lunch

MUH DICK
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>>64225192

it was pretty funny
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>its a boult gets all his wickets in the tail game
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>tfw no hot dog
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Execute all muslims.
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>kektill doing squats
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>>64226044

>Wanting to kill your dad
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GOATner
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Based Santner getting shit done

>>64226131
Rasheed
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>Santner keking the 6
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Holy shit Santer is good.

Looks like we may not be so dependent on Craig after all lads
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SANTA
A
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A
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Pradeep my son
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the next vettori to be honest
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>>64227027
He doesn't have a meme technique
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>>64227057
I think the Five Star Caltex player rating speaks for itself m8
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Too easy Tbh lads
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basedwell for the win
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>>64227127
That wicket was due af for him
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Too fucking long
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Who else /nrl/ here?
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Reminder I defended Fartin Kucktill's inclusion in the team while you summer of cricket casuals begged for his blood
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really enjoyable game desu lads

Fuck two test series tho
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>>64227528
Daniel being contrarian, colour me suprised
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does abc grandstand commentate bbl games?
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>No /cric/ on

Kill me.
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post overrated shit
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Joining the French Foreign Legion.
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>>64232327

MASALA
A
S
A
L
A
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>>64232327
just come here on a boat lad
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Black caps are over rated. When will you poo peelanders realise that?
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WHENS THE FUCKIN ZINGER BIG BASH ON CUNTS I WANNA SEE SOME SIXES AND SUPER DOOPER OVERS WHILE DOWNING A FUCKIN PALE
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>>64232653
forgot to turn the proxy off mate
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>>64233167

A.M. is an honourary Aussie

he is the ONLY PP who isn't a complete and utter faggot
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BBL
B
LADS
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>>64233274
The name is Garold.
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Hello lads. How are your Australian lives lately?
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>>64233761
fuck off
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>>64233773

poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
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>>64233773
Big Strong Australians only, please
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Got an email from Bunnings today
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>>64233999
perhaps you can be one of those cunts on TV going on about how wonderful it is
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>You now remember the based WC
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>>64234016
The F1 World Championship?
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>>>/pol/58342918

Lads.
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>M Marsh STILL not not confirmed for the based bash
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>>64234182
Fucking /pol/ will turn anything into something that gives them a guilt complex
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>>64234232

he'll only get 1 game anyway because Perth have a bye in round 1 so not worth putting in your fantasy team anyway
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>Christmas in the summertime
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>bought Don Bradman Cricket 14 and Desperate Housewives: The Game for my wife's son's chrissy present
>not getting delivered till January
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Got an email from Downer today
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>>64235524
Alexander Downer is the Australian High Commissioner to the United Kingdom and former Minister for Foreign Affairs m8
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>>64235564

my apologies, that is His Excellency The Honourable Alexander Downer, AC
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>>64234385
>gooks
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>>64235487
>LE CUG MEME XDXDDDDDDDDDDD :DDDDDDDDD
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>>64235487
>Wife's son
ßTFO
ß AF
ßitch Ass Nigga
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>>64235487
buy some cadbury Favourites ow
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>>64234867
>>64234867
>>64234867
>>64234867
>>64234867
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>>64222546
Oz time is best time for me to watch the cricker - wake up make coffee and watch the match - SL tests are also good when they have two spinners bowling.

>mfw if Englel win the toss and bat first in Cape Town
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>>64235652

>400 posts early

well you are especially autistic aren't you?
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>>64235669
well "autistic" is in his name
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>>64235641
I unironically will have to
May throw in some Kmart undies too
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>>64235857
>>64235857
>>64235857
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you lads ready for some poorpetual poorturbedness?

>>64235929
>>64235929
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>>64235880
>still have to get presents for mum AND dad
bucket of liquorice it is then
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>>64235984
I just get my mummy a Dusk candle every year
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rugby is dogsht
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>>64236007
Mum would quite like a candle 2bh. good idea m8
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>tfw the old man never has time to go down to the nets anymore

May have to actually make some friends now lads
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>>64236264
>haven't been to the nets since I was twelve
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>>64236264
>having a father

kek

KEK
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>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-14/essendon-football-club-chairman-paul-little-resigns/7027750?section=sport

>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-14/queensland-not-divided-by-coaching-search-says-wally-lewis/7027696?section=sport


That is all the news folks
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>>64236381
>Essendon
JUST
>>
>>>/tv/63613491

kek

KEK

K E K
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>>64236440
I've got tickets to Peter Jackson's early screening at his house.

I'll post results on here immediately lol
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Is the Sleeping Dogs hater in this thread?
I recently started playing it again after our argument reminded me of the game.

I just remembered another reason why the game is great. The music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIp6013qMiQ
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>>64236468
The irony is that this is more likely to encourage spoiler spammers because literally who doesn't have a dynamic ip
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>>64236440
yeah but they'll keep the cvck porn on for hours
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>>64236478
I actually need to finish that
Bought it for 20 dollars in March and it's quite good
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Poo Peeland Ltd.
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>Only 3 more days until

B B L
I
G

B
A
S
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D

L
E
A
G
U
E
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Poopeelia Ltd.
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>>64236381
>>64236398
Just fug it all up fanny :DD? This is old news, and I don't see how it's bad.
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>>64236811
>old news
>literally happened 2 hours ago
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>>64237546
>he's still optimistic enough to dream
lol
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>>64237582

>no gf
>no BBL team

you truly lost the lottery in life, daniel
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>>64236844
It's been well known for "literally" MONTHS that Paul Little was going to step down for Lindsey Tanner. Fuck me I haven't even been in the country and I still knew it.
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>>64237737
>I haven't even been in the country

And you never EVER will be again
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>>64237737
wheres your post predicting it m9>
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>>64237755
Probably not but who gives a fuck. I can build a new life here, or the US and Canada. You might even end up seeing me in /hoc/ in 10 years time.
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Execute all muslims.
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>Leave the Big Based League commentary to us
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>>64237937
>faggot
>only reason worth watching
>chink
>homo
>old man
>shitcunt gambler
>who
>literally who
>biggest shitcunt faggot of them all
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>>64237836
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/sport/afl/lindsay-tanner-to-succeed-paul-little-as-don-of-essendon/news-story/a5f1e390bc69d795c4dbf95e467850aa

check date.
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>>64237991
kek, its behind a paywall

>be RC
>pay for your news

kek
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walkcunt on suicide watch
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>>64237852
dont delude yourself

with your criminal record you will NEVER get a visa to America, Canada or any other Western country

you will be stuck in your 3rd world humid shithole or something akin to it for the remainder of your life

The prime of your life is gone. You will spend the duration of your life either on the run as you are now or in prison.
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>>64238002
>being a poorfag who can't stay up to date with the latest from the based Australian.

>>64238247
>what is changing your identity.
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Essendon on spoon watch
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>>64238299
LOL no.

Do not underestimate how good this team is. Also all the players will get cleared, the only person reporting anything negative about the CAS hearings in the media is Caroline fucking Wilson, who has been "literally" wrong about EVERYTHING in this saga so far.

If we win the flag next year it will be sweet poetic justice to all the bullshit that has been flung at us the past few years. The tears of all ABE's will be glorious.
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BASED
BASH
SOON
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walkcunt on suicide watch
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>Two test series

Why is this allowed?
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>>64237937
who is that semon demon on the left
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statscunt on suicide watch
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statscunt on suicide watch
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>>64238269
>changing your identity

your identity is falling apart
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statscunt on suicide watch
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Its fucking hot lads
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>>64243259
>>64247799
>>64249302
kidnap your surrogate
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Execute all muslims.
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>>64249690
>tfw not born Australian
May I at least visit your beautiful country?
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>>64249690
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING fucking newcunt right here lads
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THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEEEAAL
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CHELSHIT
H
E
L
S
H
I
T
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>>64243259
>>64247799
did you sleep?
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>>64251513
>(you)
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Nice poomunity
>>
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>>64252794
Thanks. I'm the owner
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>Poo Peeland """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""fielding""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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>>64253463

Warnie is def a fag.
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only two more sleeps until the big bash league lads. which team will meme the hardest?
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>>64254218
The Briwis
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>>64254218
Hobart
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>>64254337

Memebart could be cheeky title contenders this year desu

They're not the best at anything, but they're the most well rounded of all the teams and won't get any national call-ups to fuck them.

Perth and Green Melbourne will flame out in the second half of the season when they get fucked by national callups. Red Melbourne have stacked batting but no bowling with Sidds & Patto in the Test team and Fawad gone. Pink Sydney have good bowling but no batting. Brisbane and Adelaide have shit everything.
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how long is BBL? does it really only last a bit over a month or am I misunderstanding something?
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>I rate meme20
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>>64254631
yeah those extra thumbs could make for some interesting spin
Actually going to watch this year, I watched the 2008 IPL and that's the only season of meme20 I've really followed.
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When does BBL start? Im tired of seeing all this test and odi garbage. Bring on the real cricket.
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>>64254713
>>64254658
samefag

stop poorly trying to bait the Aussies you autistic fucks
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>>64254673

Exactly the same as me. I watched that season with Shane Warner memeing it up with a bunch of literally-who Indians (atleast they were then) and Watson carrying the team. Other than that I've watched the BBL since it went to Channel 10 (2013/14), its good fun.

I'm conflicted about which team to support tho. I always support the 6ers because I'm from the Eastern Suburbs. But this year all their players that I like (Lee, Smith, Starc) aren't playing and the its full of cunts I hate (Haddin, Killer). By contrast, Green Sydney have a really good roster with lots of players I like (Hussey, Watson, Sandhu etc)

I'll support Pink Sydney anyway because Homebush a shit but fuck this team
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>>64254825
I've only ever been to Noosa and the Gold Coast so I guess it'll be Brisbane for me wew
I remember McCullum played quite well for the knight riders but T20 is usually fairly predictable.
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>>64254825
nice blog
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>>64254927

I've actually watched a few Rajasthan games pretty much every year because they always seem to stack 4 Australians as their overseas players and its usually my favourite Australians aswell.

Back in the day they had Warne, Watson, Martyn, Lehmann, Tait etc

Even this year they had Watson, Smith, Faulkner & Cutting as their overseas players. Even their Indian players like Rahane were likeable. But I'll never watch IPLeL again now that Rajasthan are kill

>Brisbane

kek

KEK

Literally Chris Lynn: the team.

Literally only him and Simmons the overseas player who aren't complete dogshit.

>>64254978

cheers m8, i might start charging for it
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>>64255044
Brisbane's pretty fucking dire as a city in general.
It's not like I'll go to any games or anything lel
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>>64255113

id unironically rather live in PP than pissbane
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>Leave Green Melbourne to me
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>>64255143
same
My only memory of that place is puking on the Jetstar plane back
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>>64255148

what the fuck

Channel 10 is AWFUL at promotion. Atleast their actual coverage is good.
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>>64255173
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who here

HYPE
Y
P
E
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>>64255206

>promote womens BBL
>dont put it on TV

kek desu

https://twitter.com/tensporttv/status/676562207610548226
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>>64255206

>Playing in Manchester
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>>64254713

https://twitter.com/tensporttv/status/676257541953708032

god this shit is hilariously americanised
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>Trent Bowlt
Over rated sack of shit
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>oh boy my autism bone is being tickled right now desu
What did he mean by this?
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>I will never be an Australian batsman
Jdimsa
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>>64254663
It's literally the only cricket worth watching till >you play the Saffers

I normally don't give a fuck about the BBL, but this summer's fixture is dire
>>64255143
I literally agree, Pee Pooland is nice to look at, while Brisbane is an ugly, humid mess
>>64255266
I would unironically watch it if it were on
Going to the WBBL games in person is worth it just to meet Gilly though, he's at every fucking game they play
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Reminder that this year the New Years Eve BBL game will LITERALLY have a higher attendance than the Boxing Day Test.

Reminder that this year is LITERALLY a changing of the guard where for the first time the BBL will be more relevant than international cricket. This will happen next year aswell because Pakistan aren't going to draw crowds either.
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>>64255654
I thought there's a lot of Indians/Pakis in Melbourne?
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>>64255751

far less than there used to be

After the 'Indians getting bashed' thing a few years ago in Melbourne they have stopped coming here and are going to places like Canada instead for uni lmao
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>>64255751
Melbourne has chinks
Sydney has pakis/indians and chinks
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>>64237971
Nice math dickhead.
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>tfw trying to post on reddit
>its down

jfmsu lads
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>>64255770
Yeah, I'm going to Canada for uni as well. Australia's too expensive and it might be tough to get a job in the future.
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>>64255921

whats the price diff between Canada and Aus?
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>>64256102
The cost of living is huge here and the AUD is going down the shitter since commodity prices are dropping. I don't know the exact numbers, but Canada would be a lot cheaper comparatively
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>>64256102
The tuition fees difference is like 10k Australian dollars. Quite a bit desu.
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>>64256127
Our dollar is almost exactly the same as yours now.
What the fuck happened?
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>>64256127
>and the AUD is going down the shitter since commodity prices are dropping

that would make it cheaper for a foreigner to come here you imbecile

And the currency devaluation had little to do with commodity prices. You can thank the ARB for that and their attempts to artificially keep the construction industry going.

Holy fuck, where did you get your economics "degree" from? UWS?
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>>64256152
The mining sector stopped printing money
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>>64256156
kek

The Malaysian currency is deteriorating compared to the Canadian and Australian dollar so everything will be expensive for me.
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>>64256156
Sorry lad, just spouting what I read in the newspaper
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>>64256168
You're mostly reliant on that shit
Jeebus
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>>64256152

The ARB slashed interest rates left right and centre so that the housing bubble would keep going.

China slowing down was the root cause of that though.

>>64256168

You're clueless. Take your memes to pol.
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>>64256188

>more memes

holy fuck we are not.

Australia is a services-based economy. Mining is a literal fucking meme that makes up <9% of the economy. Even our agriculture sector is literally better than >yours per capita.

All mining does is provide a boost when demand rises. Australia typically has 2.5-3% growth p.a.
All the mining boom did was boost it to 4%, and for the 10 years we had that accounts for why Australia is now so far ahead of New Zealand (new Zealand was literally wealthier than Australia up until the 70's).

Now it has simply returned to the norm of 2.5-3% growth now that the boom is over.

The only state which will actually suffer because of resources is WA. And all that will change is that instead of asking for independence like they were in 2010, they will go back to asking for gibs like normal.
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What have I started?
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>tfw sister is walking around the house in just a bra and thong
>tfw she caught me looking
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>tfw exposed as economically illiterate in front of my internet friends
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>>64256236
Good reply, cheers goose
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>>64256282

>LE YOU ARE LE GOOZ XDD :D:D XDDDDDDDDDD

kick your sister daniel
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>>64255787
>>64255921
>>64256137
>>64256182
>>64256246
Hi Elitespouter
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>>64256257
We're not your friends.
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>>64256304
Not your autistic Australian friend.
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>>64256236
I hear there is a Lithium boom or something happening in some parts of Australia because of all of the new Tesla batteries and electric cars.

Could just be a meme though.
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GOATistic Elitespouter just replied to me lads.

What should I do?
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>>64256337

The next big meme is Algae renewable biofuel

cap this post, it is going to happen
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>>64256369
I literally wrote a report about this for engineering.

It's not actually as easy as it sounds, production values are low.
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>>64256349
Literally kys Daniel. GOATistic Elitespouter is dead.
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>>64256395
Is this another one of your patented ruses?

WHAT IS YOUR END GAME ELITESPOUTER?
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>tfw big based league starts in 2 days
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>tfw star wars starts in 2 days
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>>64256394

isnt that the same with all renewable methods currently?

I don't think there is one method that is actually cost-effective yet.

>>64256395

This >>64256394 is daniel. YOU are LITERALLY talking to A.M. who is playing you like a fiddle.
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>Big Based League AND Star Wars on the same day

Lads
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>>64256306
You too
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>>64256427
I'm not Daniel.

You're right though. The only sustainable solution is population control. No method of sustainable energy will be adequate to accomodate rapid growth.
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Have YOU completed your Big Bash fantasy team?
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There will never be a great crickerter like this Man.
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>>64256426
You literal manchild Daniel
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>>64256413
kys already

>>64256414
Better than IPL, can't wait for it to get started.

>>64256447
Thanks, I guess...
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>stuck in the decrepit hovel of Rockingham

Should have never strayed from Stirling Highway lads, this place is freaking me out
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>>64256523
Elitespouter just told me to kms.

He's always right but I'm too cowardly...
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KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?

Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?

poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
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http://www.last.fm/user/misterslin
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>>64256670
Absolutely disgusting
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getting this for christmas desu lads
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What do you lads while watching cricket?

I usually have one of these which holds me over for 2 hours before I have a big meal.
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Ctrl-F "daniel"

0 (zero) from 9 (nine) are actually me

This is literally the weakest form I've seen in months lad, step it the fuck up.
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>>64256739
kys daniel
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>>64256713
Looks good lad
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>>64256713
hahahahahhaha

even if this is a joke which it probably is, I still find it hilarious that Australians will shill out hundreds of dollars for a fucking divegrass team cap.

Good luck trying not to look retarded when you go out.
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how many of you bogan fucks are gooks?
My guess is 2/3s of this """community"""
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>>64256783
i am gook from the waist down
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>>64256783
I'm an elite, handsome and upper class irishman
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>>64256783
I wish I were Australian
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>>64256783
I live here
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>>64256775
the Premier League, NFL and NBA are all acceptable to bandwagon for the majority of people in Melbourne and Sydney
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>>64256739
stop sharing spee shit on facebook, it's cringeworthy
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>>64256818
>mossy roof
KEK enjoy your mould
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>>64256853
>mould
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>>64256827
While that may be the case, it doesn't stop you looking like a faggot in front of the majority of people if you wear team merchandise.

I don't even wear Essendon team merch when I'm out and about. It's just fucking gay.
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>>64256818
>surrounded by dry bush i.e. fire hazard
>steep mossy roofs
>tiny pool
>shit colour
>shit flag
2/10 would not reside in
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>>64256889
Reality check dropping elite truth bombs
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>>64256783
I'm a Big Strong American
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>>64256889
You are wrong. When you see someone walking on the street wearing team merchandise normal, well adjusted people don't think "Wow, what a faggot".
>>
anyone else buy the largest box available so they can look well endowed?
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>>64256783
I'm a muscular Indian kiwi come at me fat boy
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Is Brett Lee related to his brother Shane Lee?
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>>64256775

>t. an unironic "fan" of American sports teams

you're literally no better than him you maggot
>>
Shane Watson on suicide watch
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>>64256917
I bought the kid sized box because I am into SPH and the girl at the cash register laughed and asked if it was for my little brother
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>>64256895
Forgot

>meme panels
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>>64256918
Fucking Poo Peelander. Gtfo you sihk
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>>64256961
I feel like Delhi's going to get him this season. New teams are already looking pretty good. Don't know why Dwayne Smith was selected though.
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>>64256910
No that's pretty much what 75% of people think.

>>64256932
First of all I don't wear NYG merch, and second the sport is objectively better than divegrass. People only follow divegrass teams for the 'prestige' which is kind of ironic in itself, as wearing divegrass merch makes you look like the most common of common plebs.
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>>64256961

>$2,500,000M USD to $0.00

holy shit he literally is
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http://youtu.be/nLcBo8vAN6w

JUST
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>>64257047
Yeah but he's probably going to get drafted for even more for another team.
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How does /cric/ like their steak?
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>>64257167
Medium. Medium rare tastes better, but I hate the feeling in my mouth
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>>64257167
Medium well.

In my defense I didn't grow up eating a lot of steak and therefore find the pink parts extremely disgusting.
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>>64257167
Rare

Like Mr. Clean with hair.
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>>64257188

You love the feel of meat in your mouth, faggot.
>>
Is /cric/ autistic enough to deliberately put their phone in their pocket upside down so when you pull it out you are holding it correctly?
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>>64257167
Medium Rare Master Race reporting in.
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>>64257061
Robelinda just posted this on /r/cricket. I guess that means that he lurks here.
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>>64257258
No, but it naturally ends up that way due to geometry.
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>>64257263
Wouldn't surprise me with his intense autism
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>>64256491

santner
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>>64257300
K E K
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>>64257167
Blue
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>>64257167
meme'd
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>>64257333
Honestly never been to a place that prepared blue rare, or I'd try it
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/cric/ in a nutshell
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>>64257400
Reminder abos came from India
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R.I.P. Walshy
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>>64257258
I literally do this
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>The proliferation of T20 leagues is a major undercurrent to the problems faced by the West Indies, something Haddin acknowledged by noting that most of the region's best players would be turning out in the BBL this summer rather than the concurrent Test series. Haddin did not seem overly fussed by the decline of the West Indies Test team.

>"That's their choice," he said of the likes of Chris Gayle, Darren Sammy and Dwayne Bravo. "If you want to see the best of the West Indies come to the Big Bash. We've got Andre Russell, I think he was player of the tournament in the IPL this year, so there are some talented West Indians out there, they just happen to be playing Big Bash and not Test cricket.

>"If the [Test matches] only go for two and a half days, there's obviously days where there'll be Big Bash scheduled, I think the concept of this tournament's just been getting bigger and bigger every year. If the West Indies have been playing the way they have last Test - I think they'll come out and show some fight in the next two - but it's an opportunity for people to come and see some young cricketers and also some of the greats in the Big Bash."

"Test" ""cricket"" on suicide watch
>>
A lot of shitty "discussions" going on in this thread

/cric/ is kill
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>>64257495
Have you fucked Ivana yet you beta loser?
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>>64257419
That's a funny way of spelling Africa.
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>>64257466
Brad Haddin will "literally" get <20 in his first 3 innings
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>>64257515
No, it spelt India
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>>64257515
India is literally in Africa.
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>>64257522

The 6ers batting is absolutely fucking dire. They are unironically looking at a top7 of: Lumb, Maddinson, Shitriques, Carters, Silk, Haddin (wk), Botha

Every single one of those is complete dogshit except Maddinson. Literally the worst batting in the league. Even worse than >Sadelaide
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>>64257523
Aboriginals are more genetically tied to the first humans that migrated out of Africa than they are to modern day Indians. While they would have travelled through India to get to Australia, that does not make them 'come from India'.
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Darren leahmann's son Jake Lehmann will be the leading run scorer in BBL 05

Book it
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Compared to: Kallis, Watson, Blizzard, Hussey, Pattterson, Doran (wk), Russell

Rip in piss P*nk Shitney
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>>64257551
Literally every fucking human can be traced back to africa you massive shitcunt
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>leave The Killer to me
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I dunk my son's balls in your microwave while my wife's grilled cheese watches your mother
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>>64257633
ZERO DOLLARS
E
R
O

D
O
L
L
A
R
S
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>>64257633
Reminder he was better than Mitch Marsh
They should have stuck with him for two more years and give Marsh more time to develop in Shield and County cricket
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>mfw there are "people" literally, LITERALLY having unironical discussions about BBL team selections
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>>64257691
That's Ryan Harris, idiot.
>>
Hey /cric/ I'm moving to Canberra in Feb, are there any decent sports on there?
>>
>"best moments"
>half of them literally aren't even cricket

http://www.bigbash.com.au/video/top-ten-moments-of-big-bash-league-bbl04-big-final/2015-01-28

LGTSS

>shit20
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>>64257495

>gone for 3 days
>/cric/ LITERALLY turns into au/sp/'s spillover blog

Is statsmuscular, dare I say it, the hero /cric/ needs?
>>
Hey /cric/ I'm moving to the Brisbane in Feb, are there any decent dole offices there?
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>>64257583

Is Darren Lehmann related to Jake Lehmann?
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>>64257734
kys statscunt
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>>64257736
There's plenty of KFCs for you goose you fat sack of shit

>>64257742
>hating based statscunt

Literally reddit the post
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>>64257258
Wait I thought everyone did this. Not just for the convenience of pulling it out the right way up, but it's just easier to put it in your pocket that way.
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>>64257731
kys daniel
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>>64257734
The NZ match threads were really comfy without you, fuck off more often please.
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>>64257755
More because the headphone port is on that end lol I aint' sticking it in the other way
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>>64257764

I stuck it the right way in your mum m8
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>>64257742

aww, is poor pootistic memebabby upset the king of nz/cric/ has returned?

I'm LITERALLY, OBJECTIVELY AND UNIRONICALLY THE ONLY THING keeping Poo Peelia Ltd in check.

Keep sucking their dick because it's the only shred of positive attention you receive in your "life" though.

Anyways back to griget, the >pyjama cricket squad looks pretty good senpai, and friendly reminder I tipped Nicholls to debut at the start of the season.
>>
>Hales 8 (10)
>Compton 16* (30)

Now just watch the selectors still pick Hales.
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>>64257758

kek

KEK

K E K

Enjoying your summer?
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>>64257779
tl;dr

I'm just going to assume that you're angry... AGAIN
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>>64257780

>Hales to open
>Ballance at 3
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>>64257779

Go away Daniel
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>>64257779
>the king of nz/cric/

There is only one claimant to this title and it ain't you m80

PS I called Nicholls too he's been an obvious next in line for ages. Tom Bruce next.
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>>64257788
>>64257792

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h87G9xfOx6I
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>tfw your gimmicks are struggling to get replies now
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Hello Ausfailian Kucket Bogans

As you well know by now, the Based Bash League begins in less than 48 hours.

I am here to remind YOU that this is the ONLY format of your "sport" which is popular in the mainstream of this country and that the Big Based League is the ONLY chance your "sport" has of staying relevant in the long-term. What's more is that the BASED Bash League is the ONLY genuinely national league in this country. While Thugby Yawngue and Bogan Jump are only relevant in their corners of the country, the BBL is contested and supported nation-wide.

While YOUR national "team" meanders from one pointless home win to the next in games that have about as much excitement as lawn bowls does, paired with coverage and commentary so mindnumbingly benign that even the Ausfailian Bogan will cringe at the sound of it, the Big BASED League will provide high quality entertainment with insightful commentary and analysis.

So the question is, will YOU be watching the GOATney BASEDder emphatically storm to their inaugural BBL championship title beginning this Thursday at 7:30 AEDT? And will YOU be watching as Worstern Ausfailia implode and commit collective suicide as their "team" gets exposed this season? There is LITERALLY no good reason why YOU won't be so don't kid yourself.
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>>64257800
Get an NZ proxy, you'll never be short of (You)s or /cric/ relevancy. Ausflags are part of the old regime, their relevance died alone with Goose and Convict.
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>>64257797

Daniel is pretty much Poodam-tier without the fresh Ivana storyline. Without his uni life he literally has nothing to offer.
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>>64257808
Thanks, Matt, I'm really happy you graced our poomunity with your presence.

Fuck Richie Benaud.
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>>64257800
Post it m8. I'm sure statscunt will try to copy you, his whole schtick is stealing memes from poopeelians.
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>>64255787
>implying flintoof hasn't been invisible since 2005
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>>64257813
>his uni life
his uni life is sobbing into a pillow while Ivana gets plowed by a Samoan
>>
Reminder Steve Smith unironically cost his team a match by not bowling 4 more overs.
Reminder Steve Smith unironically had a literal cripple bat when he had 3 wickets left.
Reminder Steve Smith unironically denied a team mate a 300 in a match that lasted 2 days.
Reminder Steve Smith unironically will be replaced by Khawaja or Nevill as captain.
Reminder Steve Smith unironically will NOT be captain in the next Ashes.
>>
>>64257816

Enjoy your 3 day ban you degenerate
>>
Reminder that Matt literally failed a subject at uni

kek
KEK
K E K
K - E - K
K E K
KEK
kek
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>>64257813
That's irrelevant, he's still more of a celebrity here than you ever will be. You LITERALLY forced your """"persona"""" because you got MASSIVELY jealous of Daniel's fame. The only time you ever referred to yourself as "statsautist" was months after Daniel became the de facto face of nz/cric/. The only person pushing that name was you. You are nobody.
>>
>>64257813
Le straight C man barely goes to uni. He only goes to class to perve on chicks.
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>>64257808
M A T T
A
T
T
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>>64257734
freshest of shitfag newcunts detected
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>>64257808
Is this what Matt has become; a crowd pleasing fag that states the obvious but wants credit for doing so?
>>
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-15/tinder-robot-claims-to-help-users-find-true-love/7031040


That is the latest news Folks
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>>64257834

And yet, there have LITERALLY been 40 posts within 10 minutes of me posting.

Stay mad, stay jealous, stay unknowledgeable you forgettable sack of shit. You are literally Wellington: the person.

Anyways, back to griget: Will this Kucktill in tests meme ever end?
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>>64257846
This meme turned from being quality to absolute shite faster than any meme I have ever seen, honestly.
>>
>>64257843
>>64257838
>>64257817

>not recognising a false flag attack when you see it

although I suspect the kiwi flag I replied to is the one that made that post
>>
Hey everyone, pay attention to me and my crowd pleasing posts.

I like to state the obvious but you like to be told what you already know so it works out well.
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>>64257849
Admission of attention whoriness

kys statscunt
>>
Daniel here, ama
>>
>/tv/ right now

kek
>>
>>64257606
While that may be the case the Aboriginals are more genetically tied to their ancestral roots (particularly the now extinct Tasmanian aboriginal) than any other human.

eds
educate yourself
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>>64257849

that's because of BASED, ELITE and MUSCULAR Matt you SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING fucking casual
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>>64257850
kek, mad as fuck poo peelander that has NEVER created or pioneered a good gimmick
>>
>>64257859
Joshy's going all out
>>
Seems like everybody is here right now.

We should stop fighting each other and turn our focus into bullying daniel.
>>
OFFICIAL NZ POSTERS POWER RANKINGS

1. the third guy that doesn't have a gimmick

POWER GAP

2. The other engineering guy that isn't daniel from canterbury
3. Daniel
4. Nick
5. The other auckland guy who shits in Kate Edger

POWERGAP

9001. Statsfaggot

MASSIVE POWER GAP

~HONORARY AUSFAILIAN TIER~

9000000001. Poortistic shitspouter
>>
>bbl starts in under 2 days
>neither dead shit curry has picked a team, meaning useless walkovers are going to ruin another H2H competition.

Kick these cunts and find someone new
>>
>>64257868

I gave statscunt his monicker and he's even copied my posting style. I don't think Peewis are even cognitively capable of original creativity
>>
>>64257876

>LE FUG LE BETA DANIEL LMAO DO I FIT IN NOW GUYS????

How many hours do you spend a night on the archives?

But I'll play along - it was beyond pathetic just how obsessed Daniel or a very good Daniel impostor was with Poo Peelia Ltd in the NZ only gamethread
>>
>>64257843
>>64257854
This is Obesitygoose.

He is FURIOUS over Matt dropping elite truth bombs about the state of his precious "test" Kucket, and is now desperately trying to destroy Matt's credibility.

It won't work, of course. Matt is simply too based.
>>
>>64257873
>LE BASED LE EPIC LE JOSHY XDXD
>>
>>64257877

I like the guy from Dunners who went on exchange to France the best

the rest of you are just sperglords
>>
Reminder that Daniel never left and never committed suicide and is in this thread RIGHT NOW and if you can't pick him you are a SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING fucking summer of cricket casual and should seriously consider kissing your sister.
>>
>>64257898
here :D >>64257858
>>
>>64257898

it is hilarious how hard you are trying to mimic GOATstralians
>>
>>64257898
Reminder that GOATistic Elitespouter is the only Poo Peeland "poosonality" that can even hold a fucking candle to the elite Australian personalities.
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>>64257898
>LE THERE IS MORE THAN ONE POO PEELANDER XDXD
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>tfw
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>>64257861

Reminder to ignore all Reality Check posts
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>>64257911

literally this

GOATistic Elitespouter is the ONLY Peewi who isn't a complete fucking loser
>>
@64257923
gonna give him a (You) now because you posted this

>>64257861
here's a (You) Reality Christ. stay based
>>
>>64257923
*ignore all Reality Christ posts that relate to cricket

He may be a casual but his life choice advice is top-tier.
>>
>Root out for 28 against literally who dindus

Has the meme finally ended?
>>
>Based /nrl/ use imitation mattposts to shitup /rug/ to both mock matt and annoy poo peelanders
>poo peelanders think they are real memes and latch onto them and now post them at every opportunity

Is there a more based community than /nrl/? I don't think so, they've somehow managed to turn all poo peelanders into literal memes with minimal effort.
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>>64257923

imagine if we cataloged all these

he did it during the ENG/PAK series as well
>>
>>64257934

yeah good caveat actually tbfimofam

>freshies HONESTLY BELIEVE he's lying
>>
>>64257935
He realised that it didn't count as first class and he couldn't use it for stat padding so got out
>>
>>64257934
>let your gf fuck another man and abandon your kids lol, it's allg lads ahaha
>>
>>64257942

i know for a fact he is lying though
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>>64257941
getting tips wrong IS his gimmick newcunt
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>>64257951
>t. RC's 8/10 ex-gf
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>>64257911
>>64257927
>pandering to me this hard
Pack of faggots, the lot of you
>>
>>64257951
Your narrative is falling apart.
>>
Reminder that Ivan invented "Mattposting".

Reminder that many of the posts you attribute to Matt are in fact made by Ivan.

Reminder that the term "Mattposting" shall henceforth be known as "Ivanposting".
>>
>>64257961

i don't know who you think i am but you are literally a fucking retard if you believe anything that guy says on here
>>
>>64257955

Why don't you post about me hourly for another solid night and get up at 7 in the morning to do it again lad
>>
>>64257968
They certainly have similar styles, but there are differences. Anyway, Ivan might have created it, but matt pioneered it, which as everyone knows is far more important. kek yourself ivan
>>
Reminder that the BBL is popular not because of the appeal of T20 but the absolute Americanized burgerification of the entire package.

Reminder it was a literal failure before they brought in meme stumps and helmetcams.

Reminder it was a literal failure before they started pandering to women and children, literally the most pleb viewer base in existence.
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Daddy, why is WalkBro so based, elite and muscular?
>>
Reminder that the age of white stars in /cric/ is over, and the age of red stars has begun. People like >>64257968 are just trying to cling onto their fading relevancy by referencing bygone trips and pseudotrips. This dominion is now ruled by those with four stars, not six, and I am glad to see some of our friends from across the seas join in this new age, such as >>64257911 and >>64257927. They know their old Australian deities are dead and worshipping them is futile, so they are coming over to the new regime and following in the new kings of /cric/, none of which have white stars.

Remember, au/sp/, the most notable white stars pseudotrip in this, the second half of 2015, is unironically krazyreddit. Let that sink in.
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>>64257974
Post some more retarded gay shit on your facebook and I will KEK
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>>64257981
Based Daniel dropping bombs of truth on Channel 9 Summer of Cricket casuals

#keepcricketboring
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here's another, this could be a new meme
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>>64257951
>>64257971
Reminder that this is Obesitygoose using one of his many proxies (that he must to evade bans due to having a static IP) to discredit RC and keep his status as the "GOAT au/sp/ trip" (which is only believed by post 2013 ashes freshcunts who were NOT here during JFBF's reign).
>>
>shoutout to my kool senpai from /sp/ who are stalking my fb right now, HI!!!!!!!!
what did he mean by this?
>>
>le fug le Wedg Inckees

>you now realise the bbl shills are krazykreja and kekstern australians
>>
>>64257981

>LE FUGG LE WOMYN

This is why you're a virgin, daniel
>>
>>64257986
>LE GOADISTIC ELEETSBOWDER IS MY FRIEND XDD :D XD
No i'm not, you're all losers. Don't try to take credit for what I do. Which is nothing.

Being a big time celeb on a fuckwit obsession meme website isn't an accomplishment and you should finish yourself off statscunt
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>>64257987
>>64257990
>>64257998
Fuck off samefag
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>you now remember that 1 (One) kiwi thought JFBF refered to a kiwi NFL trip

KEK
E
K
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>>64258010
JFBF's trip has been in the public domain for years.

Fuck off freshie
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>>64258010
>(You)
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>>64257995

JFBF objectively was the best trip so i dunno wot ur on about lad
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>>64258006

Sick projection, krazykuckold.

Reminder that your girlfriend WILL leave you because you think you deserve her when you clearly don't.

Reminder that your masters will NOT get you a top job.

Reminder that you WILL spend the rest of your days as a high school teacher far too over-qualified for his role yet under-skilled for everything else, forever thinking he's better than his job and forever insisting on coaching the cricket team. You WILL spend the rest of your days boring your students reading chapters of the Aeneid(despite you never actually having read the whole thing and despite the Illiad being the objectively superior work). This is an objective fact.
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>>64258017
Absolute toppest newcunt
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>tfw your chinese cartoons finish downloading
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>>64258025
THIS is statscunt. This is NOT Daniel. Neither is this. >>64257981
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>>64258025
Nice obsession daniel.

Do you keep a notebook of everything you learn about him?
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>tfw you take your nz proxy off after a hard day trolling daniel
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*for this purpose, "freshcunt" refers to someone who arrived here (from reddit, Facebook, /bet/, etc) shortly before, or during, the 2015 CWC

1. Unironically uses the word "comfy"
2. Still considers AB De Villiers the best batsman in test cricket
3. Hates Mark Taylor and Mark Nicholas as commentators
4. Rates Bumble and Michael Holding as commentators
5. Has a New Zealand flag
6. Unironically uses "us" and "we" when referring to a national cricket team
7. Openly hated Shane Watson
8. Openly hates Shaun Marsh
9. Believes Steve Smith and David Warner are better batsmen than Kane Williamson
10. Thinks Pakistan are the best test team in the world right now
11. Gets angry when /cric/ posters start discussing "the old days"
12. Gets angry when /cric/ discussion goes off topic in any way
13. Genuinely believes they could have scored a century against the West Indies in the first test
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>>64258017
You will realise your mistake soon poo peelander, and theres no damage control big enough to stop you making yourself out to being an archive checking freshcunt just trying to fit on
>>
What have I, handsome, intelligent and muscular, statsawesome, done to perturb this literally poorious PP freshie, /cric/?

It just seems like he's desperately trying to make a name for himself by taking on one of /cric/'s top dogs, all the while pretending that he doesn't care about status on >le Malaysian taekwondo forum XPPPP

Beyond pathetic imo. Just like Martin Guptill.
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>>64258051
"AM" here.

Daniel always is angry at me for some reason. I don't even post about him yet he thinks its me.
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>>64258059
all kucket fans are casuals by absolute definition
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>>64258059
5,12 and 13 need to be much higher Tbh
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>>64258059

Take 4 off m8, I've been the one Kaneposting since 2013
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>>64258075
I should've clarified that it's not a power ranking. It's simply a list.
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>>64258059
I got 3.5/13 in those, what's everyone else's scores?
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>>64258025

>a Peewi correctly identified my post

I'm legitimately impressed

But how is that in anyway projection?
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>>64258085
At least one.

I don't even understand the references in most of those
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>>64258085

6

>comfy
>ABDV is the GOAT
>rate Bumble and Holding
>NZ flag
>LE FUG LE ZHANE WADSON XDXDXD
>LE FUG LE ZHON BARSH XDXDXD
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>>64258059
worst australian detected
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>>64258022
Nice try, Obesitygoose.

Changing your posting style will NOT fool seasoned au/sp/ veterans like me.
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>>64258092
Strangely enough, if I were to pinpoint the 6 points in that list which were the most indicative of a freshie, they would be it.
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>>64258059
>krazykreja calling someone else new

KEK
E
KEK
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>>64258059
THIS is Zerobese.
If you cannot see this, YOU are the casual.
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funny how /cric/ and /nrl/ are both dead communities
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>>64258085

3

2. Still considers AB De Villiers the best batsman in test cricket
4. Rates Bumble and Michael Holding as commentators
6. Unironically uses "us" and "we" when referring to a national cricket team
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>tfw the chick I was chatting to on tinder last night hasn't responded since I fell asleep on our conversation at 2am
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>>64258105
not really. Shaun marsh shouldn't bee in the team and watson in divisive as fuck.

1. 5. 6. 10. 11. 12. Would be my picks
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>>64258059
I know for a fact there is a PP poster in /cric/ who will score 12/13 on this.
The only one he'll miss out on is Smith/Warner > Williamson.

He's probably reading this right now. In abject fury.

kek

KEK
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>>64258105

tbf I don't "rate" Holding or Bumble for having quality insight, but I genuinely do enjoy listening to them.

Nicholas isn't bad outside 9 and it's clear Taylor just simplifies things for the ACB audience. Shaun Marsh is a mentally weak piece of shit, and Watson had done fuck-all for 5 years.

Add "uses career averages in serious discussions" to the list because you wouldn't believe how many Fb and leddit plebs do this.

Like I said, I'm probably the longest posting NZer in /cric/
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>>64258117

It's because WalkBro is on holidays fucking 10/10's on several continents
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>>64258124
see here >>64257846
based newsman has you covered
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YOU have no idea what krazyreddit's endgame is
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>>64258133
The longest poster would be the kane spammer though
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>>64258145
yes I do, its to turn this place into reddit. His gimmick is literally being this years LSCM
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>>64258148
Literally GOATistic Elitespouter.
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>>64258159
they aren't the same person m8
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>>64258145
Obesitygoose here
I have unironically been accused of being krazykreja at least 2 dozen times over the past few months.
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>>64258159

Sup freshie

The Kanespammer went to Tauranga Boys, which was the main reason why he spammed Kane all the time.
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>>64258170
when are we meeting up for a cheeky fish m8?
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>>64258156

krazycasual here

try to pick out as many of my posts from this thread as you can. Curious to see how you go.
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>>64258166
>>64258171
hello freshies
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>>64258166
>>64258171
Your information is incorrect. Both of you. Close, but not quite on point.
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>>64258114
THIS is Zerobese.

He was upset that nobody correctly identified him and posted this to make sure everybody knows that he posted it.
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@64258198

seek help
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>>64258198
>not realizing that i hijakced the league and ruined it already for you

stay mad, pajeet.
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>>64257881
>>64258198

literally this

even fucking daniel who doesn't like t20 has picked a team

whoever made the league boot them and replace them so that /cric/ can be elite
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>>64258114

KEK, I remember having a serious discussion with Obesitygoose this time last year over how Bane > Smith.

How times have changed.
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>>64258177
You tell me m8
Lately I've been going up to the central coast and trying places at Umina, Killcare, The Entrance and Norah Head. I went there last weekend and the bream were fucking everywhere. They normally show up in summer but it was crazy to be catching so many, so early.
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>>64258210
i can't be friends with people i don't respect, your all displaying traits of weakness, maybe if you harden up and stop being a girl we can be m8s
>>
qt real estate agent came to the door today to ask if i wanted to sell my house
i was going to invite her in for a drink and then my wife came home
day ruined
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>>64258219
Well Kane hadn't really matured enough yet and is only really hitting his stride now.
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>>64258219
This time last year, Bane wasn't better than Smith though.
So yes, times have changed.
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>>64258230

nice blog krazykrejza

take it back to lebbit
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>>64258222
Tbh goosie, I want to get into doing more freshwater fishing. I've been around estuaries way too much, and just want to try some new things like fly fishing for trout and catching some cod
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>>64258232
>>64258233

Bullshit. Kane had LITERALLY hit 190 in the UAE while Smith was statpadding at home on roads against Indian bowlers. There is no point in either man's career where Smith has been better than Williamson. This is an objective fact.
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>>64258232

>failed to score a century against Shit Lanka at home
>failed in every single innings in Australia when it wasn't a complete fucking road

kek

KEK
>>
ur all fat nerds desu
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>>64258241
im not a /cric/ personality though
are you paranoid by any chance?
>>
>>64258247
sup freshpee
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>>64258250
No fuck you, you cumguzzling horse-fucker. You like having big bucking bronco cock in your mouth? Faggot.
>>
>>>/pol/58445044
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>>64258247

>(You)

http://www.espncricinfo.com/new-zealand-v-sri-lanka-2014-15/content/story/816887.html

And where was Smith in the 2011 series btw?

Stay kasual.
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>>64258261
>And where was Smith in the 2011 series btw?

he actually had to earn his place in the side because he plays for a real cricketing country where there is actual competition for spots and he isn't guaranteed to play every single match from the start to finish of his career.

Stove has already been dropped from the Test team twice.
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>>64258242
Where abouts are you?
I rarely ever go freshwater fishing, but I know that the Nepean River is supposed to be nice for bass.
I believe there are some places for trout fishing up past Newcastle but the best places are a bit of a drive towards Canberra and beyond.

desu the only place I've ever caught trout outside a hatchery was near Tumut which is fucking ages away
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>>64258269
Kane would have been number 3 in the poopeelian team consistently since Ponting retired.
>>
Josh Reynolds will save /cric/
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>>64258269

KEK, Smith was a literal fucking joke in 2011. There was actually a lot of discussion at the time as to how his selection showed just how awful Australia had become. Williamson was a talented rookie, Smith was a literal fucking joke with a horrendous technique who couldn't bat or bowl. I mean, even Australians were laughing at the spastic cunt.

In 2011, in no way shape of form was Smith anywhere close to test standard for ANY team, let alone Australia. He was literally Bryce McGain-tier.
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Joe Burns
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>>64258281

I'm not sure why you're boasting about 2011, Kane was dogshit in that series

>Kane would have been number 3 in the poopeelian team consistently since Ponting retired.

yeah no. Ponting moved down from 3 at the end of 2010. Kane was rubbish until 2013 (it's why he is still averaging <50 despite averaging like 70 since 2013). Kane would have been dropped just like Hughes, Warner, Stove, Khawaja etc all were several times over
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Rate my sister, /cric/.
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>>64258273
out west atm, but i usually do all my fishing on the coast. I know theres a few spots with trout about, but its really hard to get access or know a local so I just revert back to my coastal fishing safety net
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>>64258299
8/10, aslo rate my sister
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>>64258298

>ROB
>FUCKING
>QUINEY
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>>64258305
8/10
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Who wants to do a Newcastle meetup?
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>>64258313
>willingly living in Newcastle
kek
>>
>>64258313
kek

KEK

Milky and gareth are literally dead, there is noone else left from poocastle
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>>64258309

>HAMISH
>FUCKING
>RUTHERFORD

was L I T E R A L L Y in PP's squad on the recent tour to Australia

>MARK
>FUCKING
>CRAIG

L I T E R A L L Y played ALL THREE Tests against Australia

kek

KEK

K E K
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>>64258319
Josh Reynolds and Matt
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>>64258324
matt is a sydney sider these days and joshie is from the /gong/ m8
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>>64258309

>this flag
>this sport
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>>64258326
I live in Footscray actually
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NEW

>>64258340
>>64258340
>>64258340
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>>64257777
HAHAHAHAHAHAA

BTFO
T
F
O
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>>64257911
I literally created this meme of accepting AM into our community.
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walkcunt on suicide watch
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>>64258910
Scy detected

kys my friend
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walkcunt on suicide watch
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GOATistic Elitespouter on nobel prize watch
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walkcunt on suicide watch
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