>Pee Pooland's greatest sportsman of all time
>LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY died from a poo that was too big
Is there a more pathetic ""sporting"" """""nation""""" than Pee Pooland /sp/?
>>64235929
AusGODS on handsome and intelligent watch
>>64235929
i didn't understand any of your crazy australian fucking lingo
is that why you lost to them in the final then?
>>64235949
>amerikeks sucking up to australia so they don't get bantered
>>64235958
>weak little Britain trying to act tough
Oh look it's another apoplectic autissie post obsessing over New Zealand
Is there any time during your day when you DON'T think about Kiwi 4chan posters? I bet you spend every waking moment thinking of "clever and witty" insults to hurl at kiwis whose attention you crave more than anything else.
I await your arse-ravaged reply, which I will not read
>>64235958
>britbros jealous Australia are philosophers of the modern age
Dw m8, you guys are still the classiest and I love your tea.
>>64235958
Everyone loses to Pee Pooland because they're LITERALLY the only country that cares about thugby yawnion.
League isn't particularly popular here, let alone fucking Union. The fact that >we are UNIRONICALLY the runners up is fucking hilarious since it's nothing short of a dead sport in Australia
>>64235975
It's not even their tea, they import it man
is this actually a fact? lmao
fucking hell, what a way to go
>289x261
kek
KEK
KEK
>>64235987
They made it their swag tho. Gotta give it to em.
>>64235999
It was the largest image size his poopeelian internet connection would allow.
>>64235998
He literally died from an "unusually large bowel movement"
>>64235986
you claim everything is a dead sport when you lose, supposedly test cricket was dead in australia after you lost to us.
i guess the only thing that's eternally popular in australia is australia meme football, and that's because only you can win it
>>64236016
rugby is shit mate, fuck off
>>64236016
>supposedly test cricket was dead in australia after you lost to us
Nobody said this
>>64236023
fuck off back to poofball, paki
>>64236024
they were all screaming it when you got thumped
>>64236023
>>64236024
KEK calm down lads. No need to be furious about a poopeechan post
>>64236016
>test cricket was dead in australia after you lost to us
Sounds like >we were spouting England's favourite cricket meme lad.
>>64236027
>rugby "world" cup
>less popular than a relegation battle premier league game
>>64236036
you went from 0 to 60 there
>>64236016
>the only thing that's eternally popular in australia is australia meme football,
That's literally true, test cricket is dying a slow death all across the world, as is Rugby League and Union.
AFL and meme cricket are the only sports that are growing in popularity, even wogball is falling to further levels of irrelevance
>>64236051
>anything that's popular is good
does your boyfriend know you're on the internet without his permission?
>>64236027
>they were all screaming it when you got thumped
Have any proof of this?
You're literally making shit up now. Nobody has ever said we don't care about test cricket.
Test cricket worldwide is dying sport, but Australia and England, and to a lesser extent South Africa are the exceptions to this, and still do care immensely about test cricket.
>>64236059
>test cricket dying as soon as I fall in love with it
God damnit, it's such a perfect game, too.
>>64236055
5-0
>>64236059
australians confirmed for bandwagoners
>>64236062
>try to watch rugby
>every game is literally decided by who gives away the most penalties in their own half
nice "sport" you got there senpai
>>64236068
>living in the far distant past
your british heritage is showing
>>64236066
>England
It will literally be dead there too once the old farts who watch it die
Giles Clarke singlehandedly fucked the sport over there
>>64236077
>try to watch football
>every game is literally decided by who falls over the most
nice "sport" you got there poofter
>>64236101
you know i'm right mate. without some drastic rule changes, rugby poonion is finished. at least league is actually exciting.
>>64236055
>eliminated by Bangladesh and outlasted by fucking Ireland in the CWC
>>64236108
rugby union has some flaws, as does league, i actually like both for what they are
far better than poofball though, that sport is finished.
>>64236115
>odi meme cricket
sorry lad we only care about test ie true cricket
>>64236125
in that case
>getting flogged by Pakistan
>>64236126
Happens to everyone tbf
>>64236126
>getting flogged by the team that got flogged by pakistan
>>64236134
>living in the distant past
see? I can do it too
love a bit of commonwealth banter if im honest
>>64236134
Did you forget that Englel were destroyed in two of the Ashes tests?
>>64235929
Australia are
You're only world champs at the most irrelevant form of cricket.
Other than that you're forgettable and got beat by Poo Peeland easily
>>64236153
What about your island?
>>64236140
>distant past
it was this year
try to stop sniffing petrol you abo cunt
>>64236148
we gave both to you tbf
at least we scored more than 60
>>64236161
>we
Where do you bat lad?
>>64236167
i'm joe root la
>>64236158
what about I remove your fucking chin?
>>64236188
Wew lad
>>64236188
>Fellowship of No Rings
>/cric/ is alive and well
>/rug/ is ded
why is cricket so superior bros
>>64236217
old people don't have to work
>>64235929
he could literally heem anyone in this thread
>>64236217
No other sport has memes as elite as cricket
The fact of the matter is, Australia is both historically and currently a better cricketing nation than England, in every single respect.
Rankings:
>Australia ranked ahead of England in all 3 formats, including test cricket
>Australia the only nation to be ranked in the top 3 in all formats
History:
>Far superior win/loss record
>Far more time as the #1 test side
>Far more records, both batting and bowling
Players:
>England's greatest batsman of the modern era and who holds the records for the most test runs for England is a guy currently playing, who averages less than 48
>England's greatest ever bowler and the man who holds the record for the most test wickets for England is a guy who is currently playing, who averages 29 with the ball
>despite this, England are still ranked below Australia, despite Australia's current side featuring no batsman with more than 50 tests or 5000 test runs, and a leader of the bowling attack who has played 13 tests
Recent history:
>England: lost convincingly against Pakistan
>Australia: won convincingly against New Zealand, won comprehensively against West Indies
There is literally no response you can have to this. Despite this Australian team being objectively the worst in nearly 30 years, England STILL cannot get ahead of them despite having some of their greatest players of all time currently playing.
Stay inferior. Stay furious. I look forward to your poorious reply which I will not read.
>>64236217
Because it's cricket season in the southern hemisphere.
/rug/ only thrives during SH winter.
NZ literally OWNS /crug/
>>64236274
this post could've only been made by one person
GOOSE
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>>64236280
/rug/ literally never """"thrives""""
>game on sale on steam for the weekend which I really want to buy
>newstart payment hasn't gone through yet
>>64236217
Honestly?
The more Australians, the more lively and interesting the community.
If they care about it, you can trust it's legit.
>>64236274
The fact of the matter is, you're a fat greasy-chinned faggot whose tldr shitposts are the scourge of this board.
>there is literally no response you can have to this
>>64236299
>his inferiority complex is so out of control that he cannot help but reply in unabated fury to a post that has N-O-T-H-I-N-G at all to do with his nation, but paints Australia in a positive light
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64236303
Same old garbage.
>>64236303
Nice one goosey
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
>>64236594
heres your reply
>>64236594
w-we have better things to do
>>64236594
New Zealand > Australia, m8, sorry
Better at sports, better music, and better natives
why are you bullying new Zealand lads
>>64236188
>what about I remove your fucking chin?
he's american so will have 2 or 3 back ups.
>>64236803
I also have a rascal scooter and a full tank of freedom™
He cant touch me
>>64236674
Proxy off Daniel
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
How can you shitpost about the best player of all time. Guy was also super nice, fuck you
>literal pooicide
kek
KEK
K-E-K
>Australians literally, unironically fell for the pooicide hoax
Aussies confirmed for genuinely retarded
>>64237996
Just stating the facts as they are la
He died of a big poo and nothing will change that
>>64238022
>so poorius after the WC thyey have to shitpost and literally lie about the death of the greatest of all time
>being this bogan
>>64238013
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>>64236016
we btfo them every year in the compromise rules m8
>>64238124
Scraping over the line in a modified rules sport that is barely indistinguishable from gaylick football.
>>64237996
This
>Ozfalia make up BS story on cause of death
>This qualifies as "banter"
JKYS already famm
>>64237996
They're still upset at the RWC tbqh senpai sempai la lad desu baka senpai
>>64238013
kek
Shouldn't have had a KFC Mega Bucket every morning for brekky
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