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Upcoming MMA events:
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale: Edgar ve Mendes
December 12 - UFC 194: Chris "The Chris" Weidman retains his belt
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2 - UFC 195: JUST BLEED
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Silly Dilly vs Cruz
Q&A w/ Holly Holm (4pm est): https://youtu.be/KzZPKZS1_Fc
194 weigh in (6pm est): https://youtu.be/TTUpgAVwrXE
Weigh-ins are official and the results are as follows:
>Main Card (on Fox Sports 1 at 10pm ET/7pm PT/3am UK)
Frankie Edgar (145.5) vs. Chad Mendes (146)
Ryan Hall (155) vs. Artem Lobov (155)
Edson Barboza (155.5) vs. Tony Ferguson (156)
Evan Dunham (156) vs. Joe Lauzon (155.5)
Tatsuya Kawajiri (146) vs. Jason Knight (145)
Julian Erosa (155) vs. Marcin Wrzosek (155)
>Preliminary Card (on Fox Sports 1 at 8pm ET/5pm PT/1am UK)
Konstantin Erokhin (230) vs. Gabriel Gonzaga (263)
Ryan LaFlare (171) vs. Mike Pierce (170.5)
Geane Herrera (125) vs. Joby Sanchez (126)
Chris Gruetzemacher (156) vs. Abner Lloveras (155)
194 extended preview: https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y
194/TUF 22 preflight press conference: https://youtu.be/rEoU4M04h7Y
>194 embedded
extended: https://youtu.be/KfSAXxtw0V8
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/edksOd9LAJ8
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/cFAMxmPDEFE
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/tliR8gHahjc
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/pNotUGrO4js
MMADigest update: https://youtu.be/R9zs6eo9HFU
Legal free fights
>Weidman vs Silva I
https://youtu.be/RHRaUqAs9C4
>Rockhold vs Machida
https://youtu.be/8oMOrY1vnk8
>McGregor vs Peahead
https://youtu.be/gnO9-9kVcec
>Aldo vs KZ
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
>RDA vs Cerrone
https://youtu.be/HvGth20GH4w
>Cerrone vs Martins
https://youtu.be/HYNyv21OQ4o
1st for drunk irish fans
In for heemspeak with the bros
Will this sport ever see a-level athletes?
Might finally see Frankie get finished, or else he'll out pace Chad for a decision/late stoppage. Smaller cage could help Mendes catch Edgar.
I'm gonna go with Mendes via KO. Edgars recoverability is proven but Chad hits harder than Gray Maynard
just saw the dude from ONE died after his weight cut. holy shit
>Americans being unable to handle the banter as usual
when will we get a Miesha Q&A
>>64147830
>Shitposting in real life
>Banter
>Would you sign my belly?
based Holly
>>64147824
Chad doesn't have the pace to threaten Frankie, if he does catch him its going to have to be early in the fight or he's going to be fucking tired to do anything.
are all Irish people riddled with some form of autism?
>>64147830
>defending the irish
OOOH VAH MOHERRRR
>>64147837
when do we get a meisha nude?? is a better question to ask
>>64147830
>drunk Irish "fans" being lewd to Holly
kek lad
#andNEW
>>64147855
*alcoholism
>>64147830
>banter
>drunk faggots at 1pm
>>64147845
>shitposting IRL
That is banter lad
You wouldn't last 5 minutes on a night out
Are Native Americans as annoying as Indigenous Australians?
>>64147868
>That kuck who was like, "How freaky are you preacher's daughter xD?"
this is just awful
LOL these guys have no respect senpai desu
>>64147872
Wouldn't want to set foot on your inbred island fampai.
OOOO VAH MOHEEEHHHHHH
OOOO VAH MOHEEEHHHHHH
TRAINWRECK
holy fuck this guy
what a fucking trainwreck
why dana
>>64147824
>Chad hits harder than Gray Maynard
Really you measured their punching power? Got clocked by both of them?
Holly should have held the Q&A in the octagon and heem every single cringy cunt
>this cringe inducing drunk chief slur-a-word
>this douche bag sup baby girl
>these fucking retarded Irish turds
Fucking hell, I slipped a disk cringing at this shit.
>mma "fans"
>ayyy baby you free tonight? xD
>She's married
>being a woman in MMA
kill me
what the fuck is going on
why
I was cheering against Paige but I felt quite bad after she was all emotional after the beatdown. She didn't make any excuses and looked like a genuinely nice person.
>>64147879
Do you find Paige VanZant and Cody Garbrant annoying? Then yes.
lmao
>you're too good to be true
that fucking stud irishman singing, how cna you not like these people
fucking incredible
>MMA "fans"
>Irish """""""""""people""""""""""""""'''
>the state of this Q&A
>Ireland
this is an amazing trainwreck.
>>64147926
She's that emotional when she wins too. Kailin was bawling like a bitch as well.
>this q&a
this French fuck
this guy needs to die
Post yfw connor gets btfo
FUCK ISIS
TEAM AMERICA
I'm getting second hand embarrassment watching this.
>>64147879
Not even close. Native Americans are practically Asian.
Feminist BTFO
ISIS BTFO
damn this feminist is hot
FEMINIST QT BTFO
ISIS BTFO
>fuck isis
>team america
>That guy flipping off the camera
Seriously?
>Beatles guy mocked jesus
>got killed
>McGregor mocked jesus
What's going to happen?
>Irish """""""People"""""""
>ever telling anyone you watch mma
I blame americans for this trainwreck
IMPORTANT
http://strawpoll.me/6239855
http://strawpoll.me/6239855
http://strawpoll.me/6239855
How is Jon Jones gonna cut down to LHW? He's swole as fuck now.
Who is the chick running the Q&A?
Wtf are these Irish guys saying? These accents are incomprehensible.
Ireland seriously get ur shit together fa ms
fucking AMAZING
I actually like these irish lads desu
>Artem Lobov in the co main
Wait, didn't he lose his first fight on the show?
what a shitshow
>>64148007
Olivia whasserface
>>64148006
he has no legs.
>>64148006
protip: he isnt
dont let his insta pic fool you
That was kind of cringe worthy but great at the same time
>>64148007
Megan Benavidez
>>64148006
>that flat back on the bench
paralympic lifters actually have better bench press form than powerlifters
That was epic! Holy shit these fans are pumped!
>95% of the Irish fans asking questions were already plastered.
>>64148016
He lost a close split decision in the qualifiers, Dana pulled some shit about bringing back one fighter for each team and then he'd cut the person with the shittiest win from the semis. Artem was brought back, and KOd everyone on his way to the final.
P4P GOAT Q and A
>>64148039
go away Dana
>>64148016
Yes, but he won next three in a row by knockout
>>64148031
exactly how my imaginary girlfriend describes our sex life
>>64148041
>bringing back one fighter for each team and then he'd cut the person with the shittiest win
...so he cut a winning fighter in order to bring back a fighter who lost? Correct me if I'm wrong, but a shitty win is better than a "good" loss.
i-is heembro who was there still alive?
That was actually really good
A couple of embarrassing shitters that made me mute the audio but there's been so much worse Q&As
FS1 weigh in coverage starts in 7 bings.
They managed to be more awkward than Sage.
>Ha. Ha. No John was joking. I am able to use the Internet for school work. That is funny. Ha Ha.
Preelims when?
This weigh in is gonna be bonkers lads
Those Megan Olivi remarks after every question are so awkward.
>>64148067
No, he brought back one fighter for each team, then way later after everyone had their first fights he cut the person who had the least impressive win. That person came back because a dude got injured but actually lost to Artom.
I'm not explaining it well but basically Artom proved he belonged in there by the end.
>>64148038
Well duh, he can't fucking arch his back because he's paralyzed from the midsection down.
>MMA fans
BOOOOO
HISSSS
HIIIISSSSSSS
>>64148038
>flat back on the bench
>good form
snap city
>>64148088
she is very self conscious and I get the impression she has uncommon (but not necessarily strange) views on life and feels that they are challenged with every question at these Q&As
she's kinda similar to a 4chan autist tbqh
>>64148088
She handles it better than most people would to be honest. Jesus Christ what a pack of retards.
>>64148101
>Guy has to cut half his body weight to make 155
>why wont he pay attention to me
Some people
>>64148101
I don't believe it.
>>64148101
Good job Sage will never see this because he forbidden from using the internet.
>>64148109
He wasn't paralyzed at the start of that lift.
I LOVE YOU BABY
>>64148113
>megan
>very self conscious
very self conscious people don't leave their bedroom
>>64148113
What do you think he strange views are?
anygood free streaming sites for this fight guys?
>>64148088
Her job is to deal with retarded fans asking stupid questions so she has to shut them down in some form or another.
Never 4get
>>64148154
Where are her boobs?
>HEY BABYGIRL
>I WAS JUST WONDERING WHAT YOU'RE DOING LATER TONIGHT?
>CAN YOU SAY "HOO - VAI MORRER!"?
Aldo's camp just tweeted that he has made weight with no issues so there you go
>>64148136
>projecting this hard
>>64148145
I wouldn't know specifically but I think it will be something like hardcore christianity and she spends her life being forced to interact with these heathens.
The problem is she is torn between hating/disassociating with these people for having different views, and trying to fit in with the crowd due to her lack of self esteem.
It's a pretty wild combo I know one chick like it. It's why she struggles to be witty but at the same time insta snaps when someone says something that triggers her
>>64147879
Native Americans barely even exist. Imagine if all abos were gone except those annoying cunts who claim to be 1/16th abo on their grandmas side for benefits.
>>64148146
Dana pls go
>>64148160
theyre called itty bitties nethersbro
>>64148088
what she is married to that lil midget in the 125 lb division... holy shit
>>64148101
>no
"I am sorry sir I can't at the moment maybe another time sir."
>>64148028
this
look at his powerlifting videos, he's bigger than he was but he still looks pretty skinny
>>64148173
Describing Megan Olivi as very self conscious is literally retarded.
>>64148189
Cause he has more personality than your lanklet ass
>>64148194
"Maybe if you came down to Houston, Texas I could sign a whole box of things for you sir".
>>64148206
yes I'm sure it's "literally retarded" you fat slob
>>64148115
>>64148152
Well yeah you guys are right on that. I don't know I would probably be more patronizing towards some of these retards, but yeah that's maybe why I shouldn't have a job like that.
>>64148208
im sure of it
First of all who is Chael Sonnen?
>>64148154
I thought seeing her get the shit beaten out of her was going to be satisfying but by the end I was just feeling sorry for her.
>>64148212
"Call my dad sir or Mr.White sir or send me a letter
to reach me sir."
>>64148246
the greatest fighter to ever retire undefeated
>>64148246
Shit tier fighter
>>64148246
He's very self conscious.
Is there a decent amount of time between the prelims and the weigh ins?
Need to watch yesterdays main card
>>64148246
stupid donkey
>>64148101
>grown men asking for autographs
>>64148268
2 bongs between start times. Easily enough time if you just watch the he fights and skip the filler.
>i'm going to this card next week
>it's going to be a shit main event
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvGth20GH4w
>>64148283
Ta m8, was going through it but had other shit to do on my PC so was barely paying attention. Saw the first fight though
Thought it'd be best to just leave it till after the weigh ins
>>64148276
That's right Jay!
>>64148247
This is the appeal of WMMA. An injured female stirs all kinds of male emotions.
>>64148276
You have to be a real piece of garbage to bother someone for an autograph.
>>64148332
sheem sleepy
>>64148276
well he runs a huge autograph/memorabilia store on ebay
i'm not sure if that makes it more or less terrible to ask
>>64148332
I feel like I am going to be sick
>>64148332
Did you see how weirdly intense Rose was going in?
She looked like a fucking killer. I want her to fight JJ.
>>64148332
Did Rose fight that woman?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9rJxuUuz1k
>>64148333
truth
>>64148349
>I want her to fight JJ
JJ would light her up
>>64148343
Fucking scumbuckets
Miesha was right to stop signing shit
>tfw the lads are weighing in and I've got bread to go with my noodles
feels podgy man
>>64148332
looks like my mom
>>64148369
I know, but Rose's grappling is so slick yet Joanna has good TDD and is good off her back.
It's such an interesting fight to think about. Fuck man SW has become so fucking good.
>>64148390
>interesting
JJ is the 115 GOAT
She is going to rekt everyone
>>64148385
Yeah, she does.
>>64148390
>Joanna has good TDD
Valerie took her down.
>>64148385
yeah i know
>>64148401
she's retiring soon bud she literally said it herself, she started fighting when she was 16
Friendly /heem/inder Mighty Mouse unironically said he thinks PVZ would beat Joanna Champion
who /ryan hall/ here?
>>64148343
that proves that the guy is a huge prick
I could get a pic with DC if i wanted to but i dont like DC
>>64148408
Yeah, she did.
Joanna's TDD is still great though.
>>64148101
>>64148343
Based Sage.
>"No problem sir, who should I make it out to? What's your child's name?"
>"Just sign your name"
>"Why-"
>"Come on kid just sign your name"
>"I don't feel comfortable with that sir. Sorry I can't"
>"Piece of shit, all I wanted was for him to sign my glove"
>>64148415
so did Vegas
>>64148426
I DARE YOU to say "hey pussy you still there?"
>>64148343
Of course the guy would be a prick. Sage has probably been told not to do shit like that and this cunt is butthurt he couldn't make money off of him.
>>64148426
>>64148450
Do it
It's not like he'll do shit to you
>>64148428
it's great considering she started MMA in 2012
girls like rose need to train with her coach
>>64148366
lel
>>64148459
Yeah do it you'll be a big man and we'll all respect you
>>64148343
Why is Sage so based lads
biggest weight cut heem has had?
>>64148446
did he borrow that suit from his nephew's first holy communion?
>>64148415
I wish Mighty Mouse would just go away, just retire you gay little niglet. I dont want to ever see him fight, hear what he has to say, or see his stupid face ever again. P4P biggest faggot in the ufc.
>>64148482
i lost 5 lbs after taking a shit once
>>64148482
600lbs
>>64147983
>>64147980
>Isis
wtf happened this time?
>>64148485
I'm not a big fan of him either.
>so content to win decisions he didn't go for a finish on Horiguchi until it was the last ten seconds and his corner was screaming that the armbar was there
fuggen lel
>>64148485
He looks like a more feminine version of Carla Esparza
>>64148482
your mom milked me for a solid 3lbs one night
I'm watching the Q&A now. Only 4:15 in but this is cringy as fuck. Is there anything worth seeing or can I skip it?
>>64148482
8 pounds for wrastlin
>>64148459
My coach said to Vitor Belfort.
"Everybody is ducking you bro"
Can someone please explain to me why ronda is still ranked higher pound for pound than holly despite being fucking decapitated? ??
>>64148482
150 to 120
>>64148508
A feminist was asking a question and this random nigger behind her leaned in and said FUCK ISIS
Then Holly just sort of blew off the feminist's bullshit about not getting respect or something
It was pretty great
Bisping is a gentleman id love to meet
>>64147990
>>Beatles guy mocked jesus
what?
THANK YOU ROSE
>>64148482
> went on holiday recently
> last hooker I bought was a 110 lb blond spinner
> one before her was 220 lb black bruiser
that's 110 lbs in 3 hours
>>64148525
maybe because shes been dominant for years? you cant judge a fighter based on one fight
>>64148525
Rankings (particularly p4p) are a marketing gimmick and not to be taken particularly seriously.
>go to this Jacoby guys Twitter
>retweets some guy saying Sage wasn't fan friendly
>guy is also an autograph seller
Kek. He had Minotauro at his business signing stuff for him. But I'm guessing he wanted Sage to do it for free.
>>64148528
Go meet him family senpai desu
say ahoy popeye
Where's the brit that always knows the preelim start
>>64148539
>'shhhh only dreams now'
>>64148533
John Lennon said the beatles were bigger than Jesus.
>>64148533
Lennon joked that the Beatles were bigger than Jesus. Mark Chapman shot him to death in part because of it.
>>64148533
Was going to give you shit but the only reason I know anything about it was because my dad used to get stoned with his friends and watch Beatles movies and docos anyways
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/More_popular_than_Jesus
>>64148533
http://www.beatlesbible.com/1966/03/04/how-does-a-beatle-live-by-maureen-cleave/
>>64148528
Mackul Bisspin
>>64148519
>If you could pick 3 fighters to have during a zombie apocalypse, who would you pick
It just keeps getting worse
>>64148549
see
>>64147785
Best Beatles song incoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WQAl5nJWHs
>>64148542
Well holly knocking ronda out would suggest that shes a better fighter...
>>64148579
i cant into time zones senpai
>>64148519
>Crossmeme posters
how well would saitama do at m%a?
>>64148578
>but who would chose?
Jon Jones,Andrei Arvolski,Mighty Mouse tbqh
You get 1 million dollars
BUT
Your whole family gets heemed on television and you have to fight a roided Jones for 5 round and you're physically incapable of getting finished so you have to take the beating
>>64148545
>bringing money into this
>sells autographs
this guy
I hope that dark skinned guy got arrested for mentioning ISIS.
>>64148604
He's be the champ duh
>>64148588
If it was just a knockout I'd argue that's debatable, but the manner Holm beat Rousey made it pretty clear who the better fighter was
>>64148525
p4p is a meme in the ufc
>>64148519
>Kenya
>8 pounds for wrastlin
>1/10 of body weight cut
>has to breath intensely for 2 weeks to regain the lost weight.
>>64148332
wtf why? Did the blonde think it was boxercise? this is so sad
>>64148613
he would be charged with a hate crime in britain for interrupting the feminist
>>64148525
Because rankings don't work the way you think they do.
>>64148634
Why do you Muricans put feminism issues on us? You guys honestly have it way worse and most of it stems from Murica anyway.
>>64148639
Never seen that happen in Boxing.
Further proof MMA is a joke
>>64148525
Same reason Conor is on there and why Sage is gonna make it there sooner or later.
>>64148660
Enjoy Ronda Rousey on the front page m8
>>64148605
Which one do you plan to fuck?
>>64148632
That promotion would basically pay untrained people to fight, they ended up catching shit for it and now they signed with some sanctioning body or something
Makes you wonder about some of those early r1 KOs you see on random records on Sherdog
>>64148605
>Mighty Mouse
For what purpose. I would pick Jon, Tim Kennedy, and Conor (so he could teach me mewvment techniques to avoid the zombies)
>>64148647
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-3355275/Tyson-Fury-summoned-meet-British-Boxing-chiefs-new-year.html
we both have it bad bro
>>64148332
post more of these please
What is the ultimate martial art?
>>64148660
Pretty sure the ranking system doesn't work "Oh you beat this guy/dude therefore you take their place on the list" Points are involved, and I'm sure Ronda got a lot of points for finishing people early.
>>64148680
wrestling sadly
>>64148680
Krav Maga
It's built for the streets bro, too deadly for competition
>we all have a friend who thinks like this
>>64148680
Ufc
>>64148674
Mighty Mouse could do some cool shit considering how small he is like climb through vents and shit.
>>64148680
>movement
>>64148677
>dailyMail
I know your point still stands but I'll never understand why so many seem to link that shit tier "news" source here
>>64148692
>almost spiking yourself
Fuck Rose
>>64148612
>$40 event programs
ufc pls
>>64148714
she sure looks natty, no roid gut or anything
>>64148688
>no striking
>no submissions
>teaches bad habits like giving up your back
>>64148709
it's usually the first result to be honest
i actually thought about it before i posted it, but went ahead with it because in hopes that it would piss a brit off
>>64148714
disgusting roid gut
>>64148734
what is greco roman
Strike, evade. Strike, press. Strike, mewv.
>>64148734
>Be elite wreslter
>Become UFC champ
It's happened like 50 times
>>64148712
>not knowing a flying armbar
Do you even have a stripe on your belt yet desu
or do you wrastle wit yer white buddies
>>64148739
>in hopes that it would piss a brit off
Oh so you're at least aware it's terrible?
Most anons don't seem to be, even though one glance at the site should be enough to tell you that anyway.
>>64148734
>>no submissions
>>64148751
I know a flying arm bar
But she almost spiked herself you mong
Hoping for some good mewvment memes this Weekend
>zombie apocalypse
criiiinge
>>64148714
>roid gut with no real gains anywhere else
>ayyyy.png
>>64148781
yeah there's one in the main event!
>>64148787
Her vagina muscles #waifutoday?
