>>64145217
Chad Mendes is a pretty cool guy

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I have come here to bless you with this young Sage interview

https://youtu.be/BUgea6yzoEI

>>64145235
he actually does kind of seem like he's never been allowed to use the internet

5th for real fight fans.

>>64145217
What the fuck is wrong with his face?
I mean I can understand his nose being all fucked up, but if you took a closer look, it's actually it's entire top half of his head is on an entirely different angle than the bottom half. Does Mcgreggor hit so hard that he literally rearranged his skull structure?

>>64145247
Ur a fake then

i have no idea how ill make it lads, only slept for 4 hours before uni and like 1.30 after. now i have a bit of a headache

should i try to get some more sleep?

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>>64145250
That pic is from before the Conor fight you mong

>>64145286
that's how you know that /heem/ is live and buzzing dude

>>64145279
I don't know what to tell you. I'd sleep, if you can. Take some melatonin if you've got some.

>>64145250
you look close enough at most people from the right angle and youll realize their facial structure is asymmetrical

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>>64145235

I genuinly didn't realise he said Sir that much, good on him for getting the puss that he wanted though, imagine how Miley would have turned out had she dated him?

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>>64145235
>>64145243
It's like his parents forced him so hard to live the dreams they failed to pursue. I wouldn't wonder if he'd end his career at 23 yo and will become a hippy to travel the world and smoke thai grass on Ko Tao for the rest of his life.

>>64145235
>bootygame.jpg
Speaking of the bottom game, did Sage have the worst work from guard since Conor at 189?
He just held on like a fuggen Koala bear. It reminded me of when kickboxers used to do MMA fights in Pride.

>>64145318
>and will become a hippy to travel the world and smoke thai grass on Ko Tao for the rest of his life.
he'd probably get really sick if he started eating normal food lol

>banging a tranny

I seriously hope sage didn't do this

>>64145318
It's common as shit in combat sports that parents make their child start boxing/wrestling whatever and live vicariously through them.

>>64145327
he did a good job at stalling though

>>64145327

>Locked a wrestlers arms in and prevented any elbows, strikes or submission attempts
>Worst

Top kek lad, good one.

How likely is it if I started training now I could one day make it to the ufc

Keep in mind I would already heem every here

>>64145370

>completely nullify your opponent's ability to do anything

>omg guys he sucks!

>>64145373
How old are you? Any experience with combat sports from before?

>>64145351
holy fuck this

i grew up doing karate before i shredded my back up, no pressure from my parents, they were just happy that i had something to do

i'd go to competitions and the amount of parents literally screeching at their 8, 9, 10 year old kids for not fighting hard enough was ridiculous.

saw a kid in some kickboxing competition get legit KOed when he hit his head off the mat, the first thing he saw when he woke up was his suburban soccer mom literally giving him the fucking business at full volume for "not keeping his hands up"

>>64145373
Well we are mostly fat manlets who took a couple mcdojo classes 10 years ago so I think heeming all of us is pretty high caliber stuff.

>>64145381
24, just bare knuckle boxing, nothing formal

>>64145307
No but, his eyeline and everything above it is literally 2 inches to the right of everything below it.
Has he been a secret mong this whole time/?

>>64145400
I had a lady shout that I was cheating during a judo fight because I was holding the kids neck, shit is weird

>>64145370
So he held on for dear life effectively, big whoop my man.
Still didn't manage anything offensively off his back like whatsoever.

>>64145409
Probably too late unless you are a heavyweight.

>>64142225
Explain it to me, I will listen.

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I met Joe Rogan and Dana after a UFC event a while ago, I went with my girlfriend. When we approached them Joe looked at me, then at my girlfriend and said, "The fuck you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get heem'd you whore." I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh Joe you found another goofball?", "Yeah Dana, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend's ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is". Right at that moment Joe jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Dana jumped on me and held me down. He started whispering in my ear "She's gonna get the goofballs and you ain't going to do a thing about it!" I watched on in horror as my girlfriend stared at me in the eyes as Joe undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Joe just kept pushing her head down. Joe looked at me and mouthed the words "o-n-n-i-t dot com", It was like a silent movie, I watched as Joe then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her anus with his hands. Dana who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs", he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Dana's boner pushing into my back... I blacked out.

>>64145409
Unless you're a 7 foot heavyweight you're probably fucked

>>64145413


>put mouse cursor in the middle of the bridge of his nose

holy shit he's right

>>64145409
Are you a Ward, Joyce or Nevin you pikey fuck.
And no, the answer to your question is No.

>>64145409
Foite me now ye shite. Foite loik ah man. Ye shite in ah bucket yeee

>>64145434
Fuck off we won an Olympic medal you fucking cunt

>>64145409
>>64145434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCLySA7V2SA

>>64145409
no

if you wanna fight that badly go to a boxing gym and tell them you want to fight amateur by this time next year

Danny Roberts got a really nice heem sleepy

>>64145450
>we
McKekery is getting out of hand.

>>64145409
I saw a terrible Irish movie about bare knuckle boxing starring Vinnie Jones and Michael Madsen. It was a little indie movie they showed on our state sponsored foreign media channel. It wasn't worth watching, I can't even remember what it was called.

>>64145456
Go kicked out of a gym for fighting outside competition

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>>64145419

But you just compared his ground game to Conor's in which he got pounded with elbows and nearly got submitted.
Sage didn't even leave the floor with a scratch on him.
So you think MMA is literally just attack attack attack?

Who let this goof in here?

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>mfw the event is so big they're showing the weigh-ins on tv

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>>64145482
You should watch Knuckle (2011). It's a really good documentary on irish travelleres bare knuckle fighting. Excellent watch for a fight fan.

You know everyone says Sage has a bad guard but I saw him switch his hips, isolate arms, attempting sweeps. He was very active I thought.

>>64145450
>We

>Then proceeded to break his fucking legs in pikey fashion

No traveller pikey fuck has ever accomplished anything of note. John Joe is the biggest piece of human shit to ever walk.

>>64145499
Conor has better ground game than Sage dude

>>64145409
>bare knuckle boxing

This is probably the British equivalent of "Street fighter" in the us.

In other words, a stiff idiot.

>>64145499
Yeah but Conor was fighting Chad Mendes, not Cody Pfister. I don't mean to imply Conor was impressive or anything because it was pretty shameful desu but at least he got those big elbows and scrambled out when the time was right.
Did Conor really almost get submitted? I haven't rewatched that fight for ages.

>>64145511
>Olympic medal
>not of note

Here lad say it to my face

I'll fucking smash you in

>>64145510
>You know everyone says Sage has a bad guard but I saw him switch his hips, isolate arms, attempting sweeps. He was very active I thought.
I don't think anyone with half a brain thinks he has a bad guard. He has a strong defensive guard at the very least. Maybe not the best offensive guard.

>>64145523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9UZBg1pMS4

America getting heemed by an Irish Brit

>>64145526
uneducated philistines the lot of them.

>>64145523
This.
Pikeys can't fight for shit. If you beat them in a fight (pretty likely) they just get all their inbred family to jump in, failing that they just burn down your house or something.

Real good fighters, yup.

>>64145523
I mean we'll all be watching Shamrock/Gracie 3 because it's the biggest fight of 2016, but we all know the real event is Dada 5000 vs Kimbo Slice. This is a ghetto superfight, me and all my niggaz will be watching bix nood.

>>64145499
>But you just compared his ground game to Conor's in which he got pounded with elbows and nearly got submitted.
>Sage didn't even leave the floor with a scratch on him.
Big difference in wrestling between Chad fucking Mendes and Cody pfister.

>>64145524
who let you in

>>64145544
yeah definitely man

>>64145510
He had several opportunities from an armbar and triangle from the back and didn't go for them. i guess that comes from experience. he didn't look that bad.

The standup was retarded was the main thing. pfister had both of his arms trapped and was trying to get free when the no name ref stood them up, it wasn't like he was just laying there and fitching him. the ref made everyone there look like a chump.

>>64145503
like always you mean?

>>64145525
See I know you're trolling because
>Pikey
>Being able to spell, let alone form coherent sentences

Still, John Joe is a stupid cunt.

>>64145506
Gotta give to the irish, fucking maníaca for fights
Btw you guys do know that the Gracies are from irish descent, right? That's where they got the temper

>>64145565
Bollocks. I've never seen them put the live weigh-ins on tv. Stop lying.

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>>64145571
FUCK the Gracies

>>64145400
How did you fuck up your back?

>>64145573
they've been showing the weighins for UFC PPVs here since they got the fox sports deal on FS1.

>>64145573
... don't even know why I'm replying to this, either new or a complete mong.

>>64145503
Which bt? What time?

>>64145561
I just think that people are bashing him because he did not do anything dramatic. But I could see him looking for things. And it was a combination of Cody being good on top and perhaps Sages lack of experience. But he wasnt just completely passive till right near the end when the ref stood em up.
As for the ref stand up that was terrible for sure. Fights have stayed on the ground and a lot less was happening.

>>64145586
They haven't been doing that here.

>>64145591
This lunchbox is lying.

>>64145592
11pm BT Sports 2 I think.

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>>64145605
>he's been talking about BT sport this whole time

Is the card tonight a Fightpass one?

>>64145583
there are 2 fighters who i just want to see get one last KO before riding off into the sunset: gomi and kid yamamoto.

i don't care if you have to give them armless cans, i just want to see both of them win again. shit.

>>64145586
i broke a vertebrae skateboarding 5 years ago. i'm not paralyzed or anything but i had to wear a back brace for a while so i stopped going to karate classes.

now i just do bjj and feel good about the fact that I can butt scoot and pull guard at anybody on /heem/

>>64145620
What's wrong with BT Sports? I literally get free UFC events.

>>64145621
>being new

>>64145621
TUF Finale? I think so yeah

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I gotta tell you brehs, when I saw "Dirty" Herb Dean was reffing the Paige fight I was worried for Rose, but she was just too slick willy for it to matter.

>>64145631

Preach brother, I don't even pay for mine either lel

>>64145636
I love Yoshida fights

>>64145631
>BT Sport
>Free

I bet you think you get free healthcare too.

>>64145632
lol he's probably new to your country too

>>64145636
Same man. Fuck Herb Dean. I was explaining to my old man last night about why he was crooked and he argued at first but then it all clicked and he started to sound bitter towards him lol

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>there are people still not on the team

>>64145647
>lol he's probably new to your country too
lold

>>64145413
>No but, his eyeline and everything above it is literally 2 inches to the right of everything below it.
>Has he been a secret mong this whole time/?

Honestly if you zoom in on his face a bit, the center between his eyes doesn't line up with his nose, mouth, or chin, the center of his chin doesn't like up with his mouth, nose or eyes, and the center of his mouth only lines up with the center of his nose.

he's way, way more punchy looking than I thought

>>64145647
what's wrong with herb dean.

pretty new here haven't seen much UFC.

>>64145645
I pay £15/month for a great internet package from BT and get the channels and everything with them for free.

That's literally free UFC events.

Interesting fact:

Artom, who is the finalist tonight, actually already has a loss on his record from Saul Rogers (the finalist with visas issues).

Why was that never brought up on the show.

>>64145583
I dont like the Carlos gracie lineage, thugs through and through

>>64145632
fuck off

>>64145668
because they were on the same team for the majority of the show you fucking melt.

>>64145636
Who reff'd sages fight? That ref went home a lot richer for that stand up.

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>>64145644
When I was first watching Pride events I really didn't like him that much, but looking back on it after knowing more about the sport maybe he isn't the protected hype train I thought he was, still don't like him much tho
also he didn't beat Royce fuck that noise and fuck the "draw" in the rematch too

>>64145668
A good few of the fighters have clashed with each other in the past, none of which was really touched upon at all, dunno why

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Lobov vs. Wizard

What doesn /heem/ think?

>tfw my ufc undisputed 3 save file is corrupted
shit breh

hold me

>>64145424
No joke, something similar thing happened with the gf and I. People think joe and dino white are cool and nice but they aren't. After an awesome ufc 189, and having been at the post press conference, the gf and I decided to hit the casino floor. We ran into dana and joe right as they were leaving a blackjack table. I greeted joe and dana telling them how much of a fan I was. That must have triggered something because from below the table joe silva jumped out and grabbed my gf, dragging her under. Both Joe rogan and Dana held me down talking about caveman coffee and how Joe Silva is going to give my gf the “shroom tech “. I watched in horror as joe silva thrusted his way into my gf. I assume I passed out because I awoke in the bellagio water fountain 13 hours later, cold and naked. I never saw my gf again as I was ashamed i could not help her. I now train ufc under a different name.

>>64145666
>I pay £15/month
>literally free

Man...The British education system..

>>64145664
I'm not sure whether I'm just being a tinfoil sometimes but Herb tends to ref almost every fight the UFC has a vested interest in and has tended to make favourable calls towards people the UFC would rather win, a good example would be calling the Conor vs Mendes fight after Mendes was knocked down and seriously hurt and took three blocked punches, yet he hesitated to stop the most recent Ronda Rousey fight for a bit even after she hit the canvas looking like she might be dead.

>>64145691
Did that ref just give them a time out to let Yoshida recover from that body kick?

>>64145703
>pay for phone and internet
>sports stuff is free
>hurr British education system durr

At least our countrymen didn't die because we lacked spuds LMAO.

>>64145703
Compare that to how much I would have to pay separately for the channels alone or the UFC events, that is literally free. I pay the price the internet costs and nothing else.

That is the definition of free. When you get something for nothing. Which I am.

>>64145691
He didn't, but Royce is a piece of shit that deserves to lose every fight he has.

3 HOURS AND 50 MINUTES TILL WEIGH IN GET HYPE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTUpgAVwrXE

>>64145714
No, he was asking Yoshida if he could continue after that leg kick. He couldn't.

>>64145691
yeah honestly Yoshido either got his shit wrecked or fought cans/ guys way smaller then him.
He has a coiuple good wins over Mark Hunt (who at the time had no grappling experience) and Maurice Smith and Don Frye. But they were way past their prime at that point
Hes a great Judoka but a shitty MMArtist

>>64145694
Hall looked like garbage on the show, desu. No fight IQ, literally nobodies were escaping his leg locks, etc...

He isn't a Maia or a Jacare or a Werdum. His sport BJJ style is about low percentage leg locks that expose your face to punches, and flashy inverted guard shit. His career will be closer to Vinnie's than Maia's.

>>64145740
>Yoshido either got his shit wrecked
Not against Wanderlei, or Tamura, or Frye.

>>64145740
I think the performance of his career was against Wanderlei at Final Conflict 2003 (great card btw you should all watch it)

>>64145694
I'm going with the spastic, twitching, submission machine on this one.

I like Artem and I tend to root for Brit fighters, but I think Hall will get him.

>>64145737
So what if Yoshida said yes? Then he just got a break for free?

>>64145691
>maybe he isn't the protected hype train I thought he was

Which is funny, because you posted a Cro Cop Webm, one of the biggest protected hype trains Pride had.

>>64145756
>>64145757
right I have seen that fight. But what I said rings mostly true

>>64145766
If he said yes he'd have to get up and get leg kicked again.

>>64145694
ryan hall gets a leglock in the first round or lobov heems him in the 2nd.

i hope hall wins, he's a chill dude

>>64145703

When you go into a store and it's 'Buy one get one free' do you sit there and say to yourself "Haha, this isn't free! I'm still paying money for the other one!"? Be honest with me, do you actually do that?

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>>64145766
Well CroCop could have just jumped on him but that was at the point where CroCop was just starting to have any sort of confidence in his ground game.

>>64145779
I mean, imagine if Conor gets dropped by Aldo, and Big John stops the fight and asks Conor if he is ok, before letting Aldo jump on him.

>>64145794
What was Cro Cops test levels in that fight? Those were his roid days, right?

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In 1999 during the filming for 'Fear Factor' Joe Rogan was surfing with MMA stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. When Dana White and others rushed to help, Rogan held out an arm in front of them, stopping them, and was reported saying by Ariel Helwani,"The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". And proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.

>>64145793
>go into Gamestop
>games are buy one get one free
>go on 4chan
>GAMESTOP IS LITERALLY GIVING AWAY FREE VIDEO GAMES

>>64145793
>"Haha, this isn't free! I'm still paying money for the other one!"

How do you live being this retarded

>>64145796
Cro Cop wasn't being stopped from jumping on him, he just wanted to stay standing and when Yoshida showed he couldn't get up, the ref called it.

on this image board and a few more relevant ones (for my question anyway), i'm just looking for one person who sounds real that has ran into lindsay lohan during her craziest party days which were in la. Most of the media makes it sound like she was a stuck up bitch that thought she was above the law and is a waste of life, but some of them clearly make it sound like she was just a young thing out for fun and willing to share her coke, fuck anyone she saw as hot that night and just the ultimate hedonist with nothing to fall back on. She was out almost every night in places where she'd be seen and i just want some opinions from people that probably have a interesting lohan story.
And yeah, it's pathetic, but she is my idol and muse. And at my lowest (opiate addiction), i survived partially by having her as my muse for life in general. So i ask.
I don't wanna derail this thread, but if anyone has a lohan story, i just wanna hear it. That girl reaches me in ways no celebrity ever has, and i just wanna hear one regular person's take that saw a night of it.
Sorry again, i know my agenda is creepy and weird, but lohan is my "jesus", so i just wanna know how it really was

>>64145842
The ref got in between them and Cro Cop looked confused as to why.

>>64145813
holy shit, is this true?

>>64145846
Please tell me this is a pasta that I haven't seen yet.

>>64145820
>>64145835


I don't pay for the UFC events = They're free.

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Anyone else notice Holly using Jon Jones elbow crank?

Is Frankie in the doghouse so hard with Dana that they've outright refused to but tonights card on their homepage?

>>64145869
I pay for a Fight Pass subscription, and then get all the Fight Pass cards for free

my official banter rankings from watching you people talk:

1. Australia
2. UK
3. USA
4. Germany
5. Canada

>>64145889
you also get replays of all the PPVs you miss for free, too

>>64145869
>15 quid a month
>Free

Again
>British Education system

>>64145859
Are you fucking blind or retarded? Once he drops the ref waves Crop Cop on to finish it and Cro Cop gives a little shrug and just stands there.

>>64145868
spacker

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lads, the fight of the century is about to start

>>64145902
>£15/month for the internet
>Get everything else free

without cost or payment.
"ladies were admitted free"
synonyms: without charge, free of charge, for nothing, complimentary, gratis, gratuitous, at no cost; More

Therefore, the UFC events are 'free'. My package right now costs £50/month. That's without the channels. I get it for £15/month with the channels.

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>Yuji Shimada is reffing
>gook fighter may or may not have a submission hold
>GIVE UP? GIVE UP? GIVE UP? GIVE UP? GIVE UP? DO YOU GIVE UP? GIVE UP?

>>64145902
Fuck me you're one dense potato retard.

>pay for internet and phone line, costs £15
>Get UFC stuff added on at no extra charge.

>>64145929
>no extra charge
>Implying no extra charge = Free

C'mon Britain, just admit your original comment was fucking retarded. It's a good deal, but it ain't free.

>>64145869
yeah but you have to buy a TV license

>>64145902
>pay for house
>air inside house isn't free

Nice logic there you spastic.

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>>64145902

>potato farming
>education

>>64145918
whens Minakov fighting

>>64145918

is that gari kasparov?

>>64145952
>2015
>Paying for your TV license

Brits, do you actually still do this?

>>64145947
To make it easier for you, I can cancel my internet right now and still get the channels for nothing. For 'free'.

>>64145947
>pay no money for it
>it's not free

I can't wait for this weekend to be over so you retarded paddies fuck off until the next time pube face fights, you're worse than the Swedes when Gus fights.

>Junior vs Casey
>That eyepoke in 10 seconds

Holy shit how anticlimatic. Is his eye OK now?

>>64145969
>>64145967
Is all of this because England is mad they don't have a top tier MMA fighter right now? I mean, I understand, but no need to be so salty about it lads.

>>64145969

Allow me to be the arbitrator here:

Explain to me what you pay for and what you receive in turn, please.

>>64145971
I thought he was a bit of a bitch at first but when Brian Stann pointed out that you could see blood squirting from his during the replay I gave him a break. Hopefully they put that fight together again soon.

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I love tenderly shoving new potatos into my piss hole while reciting McGregorism into a mirror.

>>64145947
>You buy an apple as per usual
>There's an offer
>Buy one apple, get the other free
>Free meaning you do not pay for that apple

You're telling me if I pay the same price for an apple I always buy and get another one chucked in for no extra cost, it's not actually free?

>>64145980
>Ventures off-topic

That's admitting defeat.

>>64145994
Jesus you are actually retarded.
It's not free because you're paying for an apple in the first place. It'd be free if you could take the apple without any purchase needed in the first place

>ENGLISH
>EDUCATION
>SYSTEM

>>64145983
No one wants anything to do with DUDE WEED LMAO the nation, kindly fall below sea level before you become Sweden.

CELEBRITY FIGHT you guys

>>64146009
Here's a mathematical question for you:

How many potatos does it take to kill an Irishman?

>>64146009
Which is what happens the next day. The apple I normally buy doesn't get purchased anymore as I literally just got that apple yesterday for nothing. So it was free

>Being Irish

Would it be easier if I used potatoes as an example?

>>64146009
If you buy something and you receive additional goods with your purchase, they're free.

The original bong's comment was retarded though but then so are you.

Exclusive video of Howdy Honda Housey
http://www.tmz.com/2015/12/11/ronda-rousey-marine-corps-ball/

She is on lots of painkillers and wants to fight again in July.

>>64145571
I thought they were Scottish?

>>64146030
>How many potatos does it take to kill an Irishman?

Zero.

Bazinga

We made it lads, weigh-ins in about 3 bongs and then the mendes/edgar card. I'm glad to be with you all tonight and tomorrow night tbqh

>>64146093
If the answer to whether or not an item can be acquired without spending any money is "no", that item is not "free", friend

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Honestly wonder about the mental state of Aldo going into this fight.
I thought he'd be fine but reading that thing months ago about how he snapped at that guy just imitating McGregor makes me think he won't be calm and composed in the Octagon when it's actually McGregor doing the talking

>>64146136
DUDE WEED!

>>64146094
>In July
>Dana literally won't give Holly a fight until then

>>64146094

Allah willing she'll die from a cheeseburger overdose

>>64146139
whatchu got pussy?

>>64145713
Yeah I'll tentatively second that

He doesn't make terrible stoppages, none you could really argue with, it's just always in the best interests of the money, every time

>>64146139
>how he snapped at that guy just imitating McGregor

explain?

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>>64146158
It's so stupid. Let Holly fight Tate. If Holly wins, you'll get the marketable rematch between Holly and Rousey. If Tate wins, you'll get the marketable grudge match and trilogy between Rousey and Tate. Ronda will win and then you can still have the rematch between Hogda and Holly.

Shekels everywhere for Shana.

>>64146157
>you can't acquire an item without spending money

>that item is "free"

>>64146191
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/6/23/8830829/ufc-189-jose-aldo-lost-his-mind-sparring-partner-talking-trash-conor-mcgregor-mma

>>64146197
And if you give Tate her match she can actually be happy since you said you'd give her the title fight after Beche/Rousey but then just took it away.

>>64146094
>on painkillers

She's up at like 4 AM. She's just sleepy.

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>>64146191
Aldo hunted him down

>>64146227
Except Aldo can't understand English very well, we why should this be a concern on fight night?

>>64146200
BUT DUDE WEED LMAO!

where's the picks jpg?

>>64146272
too late

>>64146252
I think Aldo can understand English fine, he just can't speak much of it

>>64146252
talking shit is universal. and im pretty sure aldo understands english

>>64146281
aah c'moooon

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Will 194 manage to top 189?

>>64146286
he's like an intermediate conversational level
>must suck having some deranged potato jabbering at you in potato """English""" though

>>64146299
>mfw I now remember that fight
traumatic

>>64146315
you mean beautiful

>>64146299
>Stitch running in there because they're wasting time and Robbies face is fucked up

Never noticed. I thought Stitch was a meme. But in retrospect looking at Rorys face and Robbies face he wasn't.

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can someone shoop a /heem/ thread on the screen?

>>64146299
probably not gunnar/maia and jacare/romero will both be boring. everything else is unknown

>>64146339
hes so fuckin genuine and polite

>>64146339
Or just the picks pic

Can't take Maia seriously after that Silva fight

weigh ins when?

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wew...

>>64146408
what the fuck

>>64146408
the weight cut is real, folks

>>64146408
Wow Aldo looks fucked from his weight cut.

can someone explain this whole cough syrup and sprite thing pls

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post rogans

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>>64146443
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_drank

>>64146443

it's a black male thing

>>64146408
>better testing
>suddenly Jacare looks like an old asian man

I wonder if Romero will look like shit in the fight.

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Name that Pokemon!

>>64146467
uno farto.

>>64146479
Nah, he looks as monstrous as usual.

>>64146390
direct proof that UFC is WWE

>>64146371
>I do BJJ
These grappling fights are gonna be intreasting to me desu senpai senpai tbqh

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Do you think he sips the communion wine?

Minakov vs Copeland about to start lids

>>64146462
sheeet I need some purple drank for tmrw

>>64146197
What if Miesha can single-leg Holly, and wins by muh wrestling... And then Ronda can armbar Miesha and wins by muh trilogy.... Then Holly headkicks Ronda again and wins by muh concussion... then...

It's not a big deal to wait till July.

>>64146509
No thats adult juice

>>64146509
it's going to be really sad if he pops for roids after tonight

>>64146520
wanna see Vitaly rock bottom some ass

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>>64146488

MACGREGOR PASSED FROM WEIGHT CUT
194 MAIN EVENT IN JEPERODY
GUISES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLpAgEp4f4Y

>>64146565
trying 2 hard

they should do Gomi vs Sage next

>>64146488
>every photo of the two of them has Travis trying to look like a badass

Do you think he's only fucking her for some publicity for his waning stardom? He's been exposed as retarded/10 who gets thrown cans whenever he gets slapped by a better fighter.

>>64146600
fuck you, Gomi needs to retire or the UFC's matchmakers need to just give him easy fights.

>>64146299
That shit was anime as fuck

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>Means

How is this even allowed, this is ridiculous

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>tfw sweden is only producing lanklet fighters fighting in weightclasses where people are 10cm shorter than them

only exception is Ilir and gus

>>64146408

>Sage wins the 155 belt
>Then 170
>Then 185
>Then 205
>Retires at 30 undefeated

Who can stop him

>>64146600
I love Gomi too much and I dont want to see him lose again like he did against joe "literally reddit" lauzon

>>64146623

a heart attack

>>64146600
The fucks would probably do it too

>>64146610
it's not allowed, the rules are very clear

>>64146610
>How is this even allowed, this is ridiculous

Herb Dean.

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>>64146617
>tfw sweden only producing knocked out fighters

Holly Holm Q&A live in 40 bings,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzZPKZS1_Fc

194 weigh-ins in 2 bongs and 40 bings,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTUpgAVwrXE

>>64146610
>herb

>>64146610
Accident m8
Tim Means is swag tho when I met him he said "Imma retire him"

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>>64146666
And Canada produces fighters who tap to strikes

>Russians singing Nirvana
oh god lol this is amazing

>>64146692
i luv it

>>64146669
Holly Holm is so boring now she has been asked all the questions to be asked now she is just saying the same shit.

>>64146666
i wonder if the vikings were really lanky and got knocked out a lot

>>64146702
Ok.

>>64146702
ask her something different then faggot

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>russian military choir singing Nirvana at an MMA event.

Let that sink in

>>64146702
Holly is so nice its digusting

Guys pls asure me that aldo will win

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>go to DeviantArt
>search mma related person
>bring something back

>>64146736

He wont

>>64146736
We can't do that mate.

>>64146736
We can't that's what so exciting tho

>>64146704
Lanklets of their time I guess, 170cm.

Either way they were no good warriors and more like pirates/raiders than soldiers.

Swedens best soldiers in history were with Adolphus and Carl Xll