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AUS 583/4d
WI 62/2 (22.2 ov)
Day 2 - Session 2: West Indies trail by 521 runs with 8 wickets remaining in the 1st innings
Min overs remaining: 42.5
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will smith get dropped?
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>>64136001
By who? He's already in an open relationship with his wife
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awful fucking game
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AHAHAHA TUBBY AND SLATS
DID YOU KNOW THAT THEY PLAYED CRICKET TOGETHER
DID YOU KNOW THAT THEY ALSO HAVE KIDS
AHAHAHA REMEMBER WHEN SLATS WAS IN THE CHERRYPICKER
GAME? WHAT GAME? I WANT TO HEAR SENILE OLD MEN REMINISCE
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>4 threads of /cric/ in the catalog
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>>64136177
Best poster of the series desu lad
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BASED LYON
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Lyon channeling the spirit of Benaud
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wouldnt a certain Chanderpaul have been ideal for this?
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>>64136426
A certain Chanderpaul is ideal for every fucking game they play. The lad should have never been dropped, he wasn't even particularly out of form
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Should test series be played like they do in Baseball where it's a best of 7 series?
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>>64136558
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Think I might have overestimated Chandrika's ability a little.

Nevertheless Bravo is a class batsman, and he should make 200 here if he doesn't run out of partners.
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can't even bring myself to be excited about that, the West Indies are fucking terrible now
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PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD
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>>64136583
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>>64136605
Bravo's genuinely good, if he just had Gayle and Chanderpaul to play with their batting could be at least Sri Lanka tier
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>>64136542
>best of 7 series?
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>>64136664
Speaking of which Sri Lanka should roll NZ. I'm tipping them by 2 wickets.

>>64136620
>I could clean bowl the wez dindies xD xD
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post /cric/ approved ads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l08PlzElRo0
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>the state of the NZ thread

Daniel's fucking autistic lads
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>>64136750
this is coming from a guy that's tipping the Gnats to win the Superb Owl and the guy that tipped Detoilet last year
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>>64136855
>shane lee

(◞‸◟)
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>>64136855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ietJL8XpABk
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>>64136918
Detoilet got refballed the fuck out of the playoffs. Also don't write off the Giants just yet, they will come good now.
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>>64137126
Why don't you ever put your money where your mouth is and place bets on these?
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>playing this lyon bit AGAIN
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WI have to win this session to stay in the game
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>>64137253
I'm not really into gambling large amounts unless I believe it's an absolute certainty. Indeed I have accumulated a large fortune through betting, and only lost small amounts from betting on an underdog several times.
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>marlon samuels is generally pretty aggressive against the spinner

cheeky warney
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>>64137498
>Indeed I have accumulated a large fortune through betting
another strand in the web of lies
how are you able to keep so many plates spinning?
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>>64137571
>yuh web of lies
I'm curious, what makes you think I'm not telling the truth?
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I don't even care about cricket anymore i just want a gf
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>>64137710
Ask santa for one m8
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>>64137703
The fact you've contradicted yourself multiple times over the past 3 years?
The fact you've NEVER posted ANY proof of any of the claims you make?
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>>64137767
>yuh proof
I don't need to prove anything to the plebocracy. In fact I find it amusing most of you don't believe anything I write.

Care to provide proof of times I contradicted myself?
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>>64137863
>I don't need to prove anything to the plebocracy
Then don't act so surprised and ask for an explanation when people don't take you at your word and believe you, you FUCKING idiot.

>Care to provide proof of times I contradicted myself?
I don't need to prove anything to the plebocracy.
Also, it's much funnier watching you unknowingly contradict and expose yourself.
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Just tuned in to the game after work, what the fuck happened hahaha
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>>64137498
>>64137703
>>64137498
>only betting on "absolute certainty"
>accumulated a large fortune this way

anyone who has gambled for a decent amount of time knows that's a load of shit
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>>64137932
>people don't take you at your word and believe you, you FUCKING idiot.

And the irony is everyone believes anons when they write about some girl who was really nasty to them, or how they failed their job interview....
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>>64138063
That's not what irony is.
I thought part of your shtick is that you're highly educated?
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Bowlt is on fire
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Do they ever play cricket in Cairns or Darwin?
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>>64138003
Well it helps already having a large fortune to gamble with in the first place. The 'fortune' I've made would seem like a lot for most of you, but to me it's just like one of you finding a $50 note on the side of a road.
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Reality Kuck BTFO
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>>64137954
Lyon happened.
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>>64137742
>coon santa
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>>64138089
>le that's not what irony is xD xD
It's like I'm in 1999 and people still pretend they don't know what irony is.
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how bad is test cricket right now if this australian team is considered the best in the world?

christ these tests have been so boring
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>>64138193
This post will make Poo Peelanders seethe.
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>>64137710
Are you a member of any female centric forums? I met mine on a wizards of waverly place forum.
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>>64138121
Not really, aboland is only interested in petrol sniffing and AFL
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>>64138193
No one thinks that, South Africa are in a better state than >us, England had a fairly strong victory a few months ago and Pakistan would dominate on any pitch outside of Australia
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>>64138193
It's because of Australian roads and kookaburra balls. High scoring pitches which give nothing to the bowlers are boring, they just have no threat or sense of tension.
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>5/89
Jesus fuck, Windies. sort it out
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Has Australia killed Cricket?
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>>64138372
New Zealand and Windies have both been skittled for terrible scores so far this summer.
This >LE BATTING PARADISE XDXD meme needs to end.
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>>64138423
I prefer the word 'conquered'
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>>64138423
I prefer 'ruined'
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>>64138536
Why are you in this thread?
You guys decided to create your own """"""threads"""""" for the Sri Lanka series. Are you crawling back?

kek

KEK
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>wahhhhh stop winning pls :(
Kill yourselves.
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>>64138581
I think you mean you guy
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Wallop?
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>>64138427
>Windies
>NZ still scored big scores
>Australia scoring shitloads
>Shitters like Voges look good on Australian wickets

Overseas they get skittled for far less, like 60 as just a randomly selected example
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could me and 10 random cab drivers I call up right now beat the windies?
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>>64138730
>Britburkas literally believe one bad innings is more embarrassing than two whitewashes in the last 10 years
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>>64138730
Whether you're consciously aware of it or not, you're still suffering from extreme Anyone But Australia-ism from 20 years of domination. It still actually hurts you to see Australia perform, even when it doesn't involve >your team in any way.

>Adelaide
Was a genuinely entertaining test. Nothing wrong with the pitch, good contest.

>Brisbane
Poo Peeland just got thoroughly outplayed. See >>64138624
You can't whinge every time a team wins comprehensively. If anything, blame the loser for being trash.

>Perth
The only legitimately shit test and pitch so far this summer.

Face it. If the Windies, or ANY other touring side, had put on 550+ and then had Australia 5/90 in this test, you would be praising it, and would not have a SINGLE BAD WORD to say about the conditions, or say anything to downplay the quality of the big total in any way.
You're obsessed, plain and simple.
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>>64138881
>Face it. If the Windies, or ANY other touring side, had put on 550+ and then had Australia 5/90 in this test, you would be praising it, and would not have a SINGLE BAD WORD to say about the conditions

Incorrect. The 2010-11 Ashes was extremely boring for me even though we were trouncing Aussies in their backyard. Australian tests are just boring because it's so batting friendly that shit batsman can just make big scores.

>you now remember Collingwood scoring a double century vs a prime Australian bowling attack in Australia
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>>64138427
He's mostly right, Australia have put out nothing but roads outside of Adelaide recently. That said, the pitches were historically very hostile to batsmen with their pace and bounce. It was pretty common to have guys like Curtly Ambrose sweep right through an Australian attack
>>64138730
Voges has LITERALLY dominated Country cricket for years. He's even the captain of one of the teams
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>that pathetic amount of Richies

Normally there's at least 20
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>>64138951
>Australian tests are just boring because it's so batting friendly that shit batsman can just make big scores.
Then what happened in 2013/14?
Have you just erased that from your memory?
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>>64138952
This pitch, being played on RIGHT NOW is not a road.
That Hazlewood wicket, staying low and darting back off a crack, on day TWO, is a prime example.

The thing is, I can understand the >LE FUG LE ROAD PIDGE XDXD argument when both teams are filling their boots (such as in Perth), but not when one team is being thoroughly dominated with the ball.
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>h-hey guys let's make our OWN thread away from the muscular ausGODs
>deader than /rug/
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honestly, I'd agree with Warne so long as Holder improves his tactics.

The West Indies are fucked, but he could be a very good influence on them and make them less fucked
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>LE DESD GRIGED IS LE GOAD LE BLEBS DONT UNDERSDAND XDXD
Do you people still genuinely, unironically believe this? You would LITERALLY be lucky to have one good test per summer.
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what does /cric/ think the worst Australian city is?
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>It's around 4 degrees with windchill
how many times have you heard this?
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>>64139176
Wew
Is that Melbourne?
>>64139182
And that single good test is objectively better than the entire series of another sport
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>>64139176
that the mrs mate?
6/10
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>>64139194
>People
Melbourne
>Shit to do
Adelaide
>Being overrated
Sydney
>Generally speaking
Darwin
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>>64139210
adelaide i think she said but may be wrong
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>>64139194
Canberra is soulless, Kalgoolie is literally a giant hole, Darwin is third world, Hobart is a shitter New Zealand and Alice Springs is straight out of Mad Max

Take your pick from any of those.
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fucking cold lads
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Reality Check, you here, mate?
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that's the end of that
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kill me now
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way to hold onto that review
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>NZ v SL thread deader than West Indian cricket
just looking for a couple of (You)s from some Big Strong Australians after a hard day in the mines m8s
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BRAVO WHAT THE FUCK
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I want Reality Check to tell us the truth about why he is stuck in Indonesia
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>>64139299
Here's one out of pity
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Is there any team worse at test cricket than West Indies except for NZ?
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>>64139350
beggars, choosers etc.
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Ambrose is actually seething right now
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>>64139329
he was in on the drug running with connie but managed to get away from the feds
he's now kingpin narcotic lord in south east asia
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>>64139329
He smoked a joint and had to plea to commute death penalty.
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>Erasmus not giving the correct call on an LBW

No surprises there, Ashes 2013/14 the DRS overturned him more than half the times on it. Good with deciding if things have been nicked with the bat however
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>>64139369
His remaining hair on pooicide watch
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>>64139371
This is the narrative inside your head, along with all the other au/sp/ "personalities". Unfortunately, it's not true.
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>>64139329
I heard he's a paedo on the run.
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>>64139299
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Been on hold to centrelink for over an hour
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>>64139407
wrong flag but I'll take it
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>>64139417
kek, nothing in history has ever been accomplished by making a call to centrelink
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Is it true that Mark Nicholas needs more makeup than the other commentators because of the damage of his skin due to alcoholism?
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>>64139399
why do you use name on 4chan?
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>>64139443
He's the best looking of the commentators tbqh
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Is Josh Reynolds the tenth member of the Bali 9?
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>>64139443
No, you're thinking of Michael Slater when he got divorced
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>>64139462
why are white people so ugly when they're sweating?
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Holy shit, their number 8 batsman has an average nearly as low as New Zealand's number 8.
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>le fug le desd grided etc

just give me big bash now
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>>64139462
Why are you using an American proxy?
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What happened to Cummins?
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>>64139486
bottom left and middle look fine to me
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>>64139525
he's made out of glass
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>>64139525
Injury, like usual

Pattinson, Cummins, Starc and Hazelwood bowling together could be one of the best bowling attacks of all time, but we're never going to see that
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>>64139486
>why do junkies look like shit
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what's the most important criminal case is recent Australian history?
OJ Simpson here
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>BASICALLY 4 DEGREES
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>>64139564
Try to keep your posts cricket-related
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>>64139564
Peter Falconio/Backpacker murder maybe

They delayed the release of Wolf Creek so it wouldn't interfere with the perception of the case
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>>64139581
sorry, just got stuck up on the whole bali 9 thing
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I'm a raging faggot
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>>64139564
In WA it's Rayney or Schmidt
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>>64139564
In terms of cultural impact it'd be Ivan Milat's backpacker murders.
In terms of changing laws and taking away our freedoms it would've been Port Arthur Massacre
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>>64139599
finally some truth
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>>64139599
You can post with the real trip if you like, it's #faggotrip.
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>>64139599
>not knowing josh reynolds' trip
supreme freshcasual spotted
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>>64139601
In Qld it's Rayney or Muggy
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>>64139329
I'm not really stuck here, I can jump on my ship and leave any time I choose to. But I can't go back to Australia while all this legal bullshit is going on with my taxes. In fact I probably never will. Anyway I'm quite content here despite a few things going awry for me the last couple of weeks. I'm going back to China soon to make some financial arrangements through my banks over there.
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>>64139630
Taxes or Centrelink debt?
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>>64139630
Are you white?
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>>64139630
post on cric from china so we can get some you's from a BSC
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>>64139630
>I'm quite content here
Every second post you make you're literally crying your eyes out about your 3/10 muslim girlfriend leaving you and destroying your only chance at being a decent (kek KEK K-E-K) father
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>>64139648
>>64139649
>>64139652
>>64139653
>4 replies in 12 seconds
Reality Check confirmed for elite as fuck
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>>64139630
You mean your proxy is getting a bit too expensive for your Centrelink income so you're switching to a Chinese one once it expires
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>>64139675
>paying for proxies
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post yfw australia inevitably wins this test outright in 3 days
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>>64139703
> Captain Steve Smith
> Not finding a way to draw this
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>>64139648
Taxes but they're also making some claims that I wasn't eligible for centrelink a couple of years ago due to the value of my assets.

>>64139649
Olive skinned.

>>64139652
I don't want to get a VPN. I already do a lot of shady stuff in 中国 so I want to keep my online activities to a minimum.

>>64139653
I'm already a father, but that's just bullshit and you "literally" know nothing about the situation and how I really feel about it all.
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>>64139698
>paying for greentext
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>>64139718
I have a feeling that you are the Centrelinkdebtbro that has run away to Indonesia to escape ASIO.
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>>64139718
>I'm already a father
Notice how I said """""decent""""" father. Getting Cheryl from down the road pregnant then fleeing the country doesn't make you a father, it makes you a piece of shit. You'll never, ever see your child again and the world is a better place because of it
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>>64139675
I'm pretty sure that unless you pay for a 4chan pass you can't have a China flag displayed on this site. And there is no way in hell I am paying 4chan after the way mods have treated me on this site.
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Some good cricket discussion here
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>>64139744
it probably won't fit
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>>64139770
We'll put in the same effort the West Indies did
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>>64139751
>Getting Cheryl from down the road pregnant then fleeing the country doesn't make you a father, it makes you a piece of shit
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Leave Voges' 300 to me
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>>64139744
How many times you gonna ask yourself that question
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>>64139814
it's not just a stupid meme, it's actually a real question
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dead thread
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Me
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>Summer
This is why Hobart shouldn't get tests
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>>64139751
Just shows how ignorant you are of the situation. I brought my Russian girlfriend here and just ran into a teenage crush who I fell in love with again. I've also set my girlfriend up with a lot of money, enough to live comfortably and buy a nanny back in Aus, so I hardly 'fled the country'.

And I will be seeing my daughter in the future that's for sure.
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>>64139889
Your narrative is falling apart
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I don't think I've ever met a respectable person with a nose piercing
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>>64139889
Your narrative is falling apart
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>>64139897
wew
name?
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Hey Australia, fuck you.
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>>64139931
Mr. Marcus
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With stumps on day 2 in NZ and West Indies capitulating, how about we get some based /afl/ discussion happening in this thread?
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>>64140039
Make some predictions for us, monkey boy.
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>>64140039
Cy Walsh did nothing wrong
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>>64140064
He got caught though
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>>64140081
Unless you were there when it happened you literally have no idea if he did it
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Am I still relevant lads?
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Bought a 1TB PS4 (the latest CUH-1200 model), with Uncharted the Nathan Drake Collection, MX Vs. ATV Supercross Encore Edition, Mortal Kombat X, Injustice: Gods Among Us, LittleBigPlanet 3, Fallout 4, Batman: Arkham Knight and an extra DualShock 4 today.

Christmas present for my older sister and her husband.

What are you lads getting your rellies for Christmas?
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>>64139841
>>64139857
seek employment
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This is a ah, very solid innings from Darren Bravo. He's ah, really chipping in when his ah, team needs him.
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>>64140039
Are Aboriginals white?
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>those inbred kids
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>>64140112
Nice.
I've bought a flash new food processor for the wife and NBA jerseys for her sons.
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>>64140112
Was gonna pick up one of them 500GB ones for like 368 at Big Dubs the other day but missed ot. That 1TB Xbone with the 4 games for like 389 was a good deal. I hear the CUH-1200s run better than the other 1TB ones, do you just have to ask them which one they are?
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>>64140112
Getting my gf's son a new cricket bat
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>consoleplebs
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>>64140127
Yeh m8, get with the times
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>>64140112
I'll probably get my dad a t shirt from k mart and my mum some soap
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>>64140155
Yeah just when you go in to jbhifi ask for the specific model number and check the box yourself.

The guy knew exactly what I was talking about and said he hardly sells any of the old models anymore, they are just piled up in the store room.
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All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
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>>64140184
Unironically this
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>>>/pol/58091298
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>>64140184
What kind of soap?
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>>64140184
>>64140216
do you take pleasure in being this much of a shit son?

why do men always think it's a good idea to buy their parents shit presents
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I bought my mum an Xperia Z3 Compact for Christmas. My brother is getting her a micro sd card to go with it.
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>>64140233
that's what they get for splitting up when I was 8 and giving me emotional a trust issues
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Collecting my daily karma for a holly post.kappa
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>>64140224
>halfpol
eugh
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>>64140265
>LE FUGG MY PARENZ XDXD
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>>64140064

That not guilty plea will cut deep for a lot of people when their trust in the legal system is already on a knife edge. Hopefully his widow will be able to maintain a slice of dignity through the stabbing heartbreak of it all.
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>>64140279
how is not getting married, having 3 kids and being raised by a single mother on borderline poverty not something to be angry about?
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>>64140265
Your favourite band is Linkin Park.
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Is Smith literally the most autistic captain of all time?
>Twice sends out his bowler to bat with a broken foot, second time they needed 1 run to win with 3 wickets left, literally anyone else on the team could have done that and it's most likely made his problems worse.
>Declares when one of his batsman is 269* and will most likely easily make a triple century and probably won't make that high of a score again.
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Who potato gems
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>>64140233
>buying expensive presents is an indicator of being a good child
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>>64140270
>dropped catch
2/10 would not bang
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Will Bravo make a century?
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>that pathetic poo peeland poofter who just replied to his own post after no one else did
>mfw
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>>64140321
>he doesn't samefag vigorously to get his own memes off the ground
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>>64140321
>Makes a completely baseless assumption on a completely asinine thing
I think the only pathetic one here is you, my friend.
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>>64140289
death grips actually
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>that pathetic Ausfailian who's only contribution to /cric/ is obsessing over kiwis and accusing them of samefagging
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Reminder.
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>>64140358
hahahhahah
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>>64140369
still garbage. not funny or even interesting.
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>that pathetic poo peeland poofter who fires up his aussie proxy whenever he gets called out on his samefagging
>mfw
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>>64140313
Will Bravo Gutierrez is A Venezuelan man living in Miami, Florida mate...
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>>64140369
KEK
E
K
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>>64140369
HAHAHAHAHAHAA HOLY FUCK

BTFO
T
F
O
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>>64140361
>kiwis
>s
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>>64140369
KEK, is this real? I've been away for a few days and must have missed it.
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>>64140369
Jesus Christ, has he shown his face here since?

How can he ever recover from this?
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>>64140395
>>64140400
>>64140417
>>64140434

aaaand that's me done
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>>64139889
How did you make all your wealth?
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>>64140369
Wow.

Just... Wow.
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I don't know if there are any webmbros in this thread but if you're in need of some OC, the new Brett Lee movie "UNindian" has plenty of bad acting, hilarious scenes and potentially kekworthy reaction faces from Brett Lee
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>>64140456
I'll give it a look tonight
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>>64140369
LMFAO
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Why isn't The Bull representing his country?
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>>64140449

take a seat anon, and let me tell you a tale.
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Anyone remember the other day when we found those $1 games on JB HI FI?

So they cancelled my order because they were only supposed to be for retail or some shit

lmao
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>>64140492
Did you get an email from them?
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>>64140492
Unlucky lad, I got mine delivered yesterday
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>>64140492
I found them, and yes same happened to me. Apparently it was a stock clearance and some people did indeed get their 1 dollar games but they simply wouldn't be able to fill the order, which is their own fault for putting it up there in the first place. I contacted Consumer Affairs the other day and they called but I missed it but I'm still considering taking action because JB are pure scum.
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>>64140507
yes actually
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>>64140486
This is fucking amazing. Someone should make a e-book of all his posts. It's literally the most entertaining spiel of any trip on here.
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>>64140492
I bought 3 games, but only 1 was delivered and the rest refunded
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Will Tendies make it to 300?
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>>64140481
too busy doing blacked scenes
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>>64140535

I'd definitely put in an order for a Russian and a Arabic translation.
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Rate my work car
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whats for /tea/ lids?
about to grab a kebab then hit the beers with the boys
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>>64140583
KFC
F
C
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Will Pattinson get a wicket?
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>>64140598
He should get a gym membership.

Looks fat as fuck.
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I am the greatest poster in /cric/ history
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Looks like a little bit of swing
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>>64140633
no
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Have a good weekend lads I'm sure that I'll see a few of you at Red Square Saturdays tomorrow night.
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>>64140658
Proof?
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>>64140675
See
>>64140486
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dead "poomunity"
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Smoth is a shit cunt.
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