MIA:Marlins, Gordon making progress on extension
KC:Mets and Nats likely in lead for Ben Zobrist
MIA:Odds of Jose Fernandez trade increasing?
PHI:Cliff Lee drawing interest from 15 teams
MLW:Brewers 'listening' on Jonathan Lucroy
KC:Royals announce two-year deal with Young
PIT:O's considering Alvarez as Davis alternative
CHC:Passan: Bryant, Franco filed grievances
BAL:Report: Cubs interested in Kevin Gausman
BOS:Red Sox pick up Carson Smith in Miley swap
SEA:Mariners, BoSox announce Wade Miley trade
MLW:M's trying to get 1B Adam Lind from Brewers
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/
http://www.fangraphs.com/
http://www.baseball-reference.com/
http://mlb.mlb.com/home
http://www.springtrainingcountdown.com/
mariners
>"Kershaw has peaked"
Lol
>"We expected to have a lot of balls in the air and we do." -Jed Hoyer
who /balls in the air/ here?
royos
As a Sox fan, I couldn't be happier that Miley is gone. Picking up Smith and Elias is a bonus, a well-needed bonus at that.
>overvaluing relievers
Hello family
>What is the most surprising WS you can make that you would still enjoy
Braves VS A's
It'll probably end up being a win-win but god damn I will miss Carson. bummed
Will the Angels get Howie back?
>>64073624
4
>>64073471
(Also, stonecold deathdealer nickname is retired)
>>64073477
6, 2, 3, 5, 1, 4
>>64073631
The real question is why?
>pitcher wins
>>64073679
fuck off faggot
>>64073669
>I'm an ass man
>Spin-rate
>>64073679
>tumblr
>Exit velocity
>>64073720
high exit velo has a strong correlation with high babip :^)
>FIP
>>64073796
>not using kwERA
>IBB
>Brian Kenny
>Multiple Entries
>"the eye test"
>BBWAA Awards 2015
Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Gerrit Cole by starting him in the 2015 NL Wild Card game.
>Daddy Greinke
>>64073865
>Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS 2m2 minutes ago
>O'Day hurdles resolved, and deal is now pending only the physical. #orioles
> Wild Cards teams
>The "American" League
>Bunting
>Pitchers batting
>>64073477
3, 5, 6, 2, 1 ,4
>Giancarlo Stantons Contract
>Multiple entries
>>64074140
lmfao
>>64073698
>he's a real competitor
>This thread
why?
>The Dodgers couldn't win a series against the Mest with Kershaw and Greinke pitching 80% of the time
>You will never see Bonds as a career Rockie
I will quit baseball if the marlins do this to me again.
BECKETT
CABRERA
I FUCKING HATE YOU LORIA
>the intangibles
>>64074228
What are some intangibles that baseball players have?
>>64073658
I came up with this nickname in 2014. I'm kind of proud that it got used so much by M's bros, but sad that it only lasted for roughly a year and a half. I've been happy with every addition or trade Dipoto has made until this one.
I was really looking forward to his first appearance this upcoming year just for "here comes the Stone Cold, Death Dealer, CARSON "0.00" SMITH". I'll miss him for sure and it really bums me out he's going to be on Boston.
>>64074296
the SCDD didn't give up a run until May 3rd this year, his 21st career game. "0.00" was really fun for a while, and even after that his ERA was never above 2 until the end of July
>>64074180
That coupled with the fact that the Royals just won an eries with Yordano Chimptura as their ace proves that starting pitching is the least important part of baseball
>Getting your baseball knowledge from Brian Kenny
>>64074296
Eh you'll forget him after a month tbhfam. I remember how hyped we were about Maurer in those threads when he finally found his calling in life.
>>64074374
On top of that he didn't allow a run in his final 16 appearances last season.
>>64074405
I hope you're right. He just felt like he was on another level from the rest of those guys. He had some electric stuff.
>2015
>not having Trackman data tracking sensors installed in your home and parsing the numbers to become the most efficient human being possible
I am the market inefficiency
2016 confirmed for ryse of ryu
>>64074479
>exit velocity of my wanks
Ahahahahaha you guys remember the damage control from STL that night ?
>jake the snake
>>64074268
TWTW
>>64074464
So did Maurer. After last season tho, I can't place too much thought into relief pitching. Just get a cheap pile together full of guys that can throw 95+ for an inning and see who sticks.
>>64073487
Astros vs Cubs meme off
>>64074631
Well, I'm not exactly thrilled with the current rotation. So, I have a feeling we'll need a really good bullpen.
>tfw won't be in the cellar this season
thanks meminers
>Bryant filing grievences against the cubes for screwing him out of an extra year of FA
>Even their star player hates being on the cubes
THE CITY OF SHITCAGO
Is Dipotio an Angels plant?
>Jeff Passan @JeffPassan 1m1 minute ago
>Alleged incident at Aroldis Chapman's home included eight gunshots, "choking" of girlfriend. News with @TBrownYahoo: http://yhoo.it/1OQHxic
LMAO
M
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>>64074923
the PA filed the suit, not Bryant himself
>>64075057
>Jeff Passan @JeffPassan 3m3 minutes ago
>Alleged domestic incident at Aroldis Chapman's home could scuttle a trade to the Dodgers, sources tell Yahoo Sports: http://yhoo.it/1OQHxic
MY SIDES
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>YFW HE WAS SO MAD HE GOT TRADED TO THE DOYERS THAT HE LITERALLY CHOKED OUT HIS GF
>>64075057
>Chapman ends up in prison the same day the Doyers trade for him
>>64075057
>included 8 gunshots
So he threw 8 fastballs?
>>64075057
>Alleged incident at Dodger Stadium included eight gunshots, "choking" of Clayton Kershaw.
>>64075100
10/10
>THE LOS ANGELES DOYERS OF LOS ANGELES UNIRONICALLY TRADED 2 TOP PROSPECTS FOR ONE YEAR OF CHAPMAN
>HE WILL SPEND THAT YEAR IN JAIL
>>64075100
>>64075100
>>64075134
>>64075057
>>64075084
>LOS DOYERS
MIS LADOS MI AMIGOS!
DONDE HAN IDO MIS LADOS MI AMIGOS!?
>>64075057
>DG on suicide watch
>>64075057
>>64075084
>Daddy Memeke is reading this as this moment
>Chokes out his pet guinea pig in anger
>>64075057
Jesus, did him getting traded to the doyers caused this?
>News breaks
>the spam stops
Inb4 DG's 4th trip
>>64073477
2, 2, 2, 2, 2
DOPPLER
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>>64075244
You'd be mad too if you were told to spend 6 months out of the year in the smog-filled desert shithole known as Los Angeles.
Chapman to the Yankees if I'm being Tbh
None of you are funny.
This is a person's life not a game.
>>64075332
I
CANNOT
CONTAIN
MY
LAUGHTER
>DOYERS
>trading the farm for a guy who will be suspended or jailed all season
JUST
None of you are funny.
This is a person's life not a game.
>>64075332
>>64075332
>>64075332
So then are you telling me I am supposed to feel bad for some scumbag piece of shit that chokes his girlfriend out?
Ya lmao
>Doyers
>>64075332
Ahh hahahahahahah? What?
>>64075354
>tfw getting ready for another 20 years of failure
At least mets will beat the o's in the eries this year
None of you are funny.
This is a person's life not a game.
>>64075411
>>64075332
>Doyers not learning their lesson with Milton Bradley
Carson Smith
@Carson_Smith39
Before the day passes, I would just like to show appreciation for the SEA org. and fans. It was an amazing ride that I'll never forget...
;-;
>>64075352
>>64075366
>>64075368
>>64075379
>>64075383
>>64075440
None of you are funny.
This is a person's life not a game.
>>64075411
>>64075443
M's got fleeced tbqh family
>DOYERS
>>64075449
None of (you) are funny.
This is a person's life not a game.
>Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 35s35 seconds ago
>Chapman’s attorney, Jay Reisinger, repeated what he told Yahoo - “vehemently denies” domestic-violence allegations against pitcher.
DINDU
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Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS 36s36 seconds ago
MLB will investigate domestic case involving chapman. Dodgers may be getting cold feet about trade now -- the reason for delay.
>>64075332
HOW MANY TIMES CAN DADDY GREINKE GET BTFO IN ONE WEEK
THIS IS TOO MUCH
>>64075507
>Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS 27s27 seconds ago
>MLB will investigate domestic case involving chapman. Dodgers may be getting cold feet about trade now -- the reason for delay.
>Dodgers may be getting cold feet about trade now
CANNOT BREATHE
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>using a gun
>not just throwing fastballs at her
>>64073477
Far right hnnnng
>>64075532
NEITHER CAN HIS GIRLFRIEND
>Le throw the ball fast man
lol
>doyers
>c.uckado
escoja los dos
mfw Aroldis beating up his wife is the knockout blow for this horrific doyer weekend:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y92jL2563jw
>DG buying the rope as we speak
>>64075560
>Dodgers in charge of adding pitchers who don't choke
>>64075561
kek
>>64075560
>>64075560
10/10
Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 3m3 minutes ago
Unless a team fully agrees with Reisinger, difficult to see any club trading for Chapman now, particularly with MLB investigating
>>64075600
The trade wasn't even completed retards.
Not that it matters anyway, we take Chapman and make him a QO, weather he denies it or not is a win-win.
Weather he's becomes a Dodger or not doesn't not effect the team because we already have the best closer in baseball.
Stay obsessed<3
I love it.
>>64075600
>>64075585
>>64075580
>>64075569
>>64075561
>>64075560
None of you are funny
This is a persons life not a game
>>64075600
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
MY SIDES
>>64075634
>All this damage control
>>64075634
>Best closer in the game
>This damage control
>>64075634
>none
>of
>you
>are
>funny
>Not that it matters anyway, we take Chapman and make him a QO, weather he denies it or not is a win-win.
>Weather he's becomes a Dodger or not doesn't not effect the team because we already have the best closer in baseball.
>WEATHER
OH FUCKING FUCK MY SIDES
>hot stove
>domestic violence
>socal spics showing their true colors
9/10 day desu
>getting chapman instead of relying on heart palpations
We deserve this desu
>Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 1m1 minute ago
>Source confirms report from Yahoo that Chapman trade is indeed being held up by domestic-violence allegation against Chapman.
SOURCES CONFIRM
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ITT: Name pitchers who don't choke
>Extra Points: You must name pitchers affiliated with the doyers
(pro-tip: you will struggle mightily)
>>64075634
>>64075332
>>64075634
>weather
>weather
>he's becomes
>doesn't not
>effect
>best closer in baseball
You're having difficulty typing. DG IS SOMEONE CHOKING YOU?? :(
>>64075134
>>64075704
>mfw Memeke thought los Doyers would have an elite bullpen
>mfw Memeke though los Doyers would re-sign Greinke AND bring in Price
>mfw none of it happens
>Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS 25s25 seconds ago
>Chapman attorney Jay reisinger: "I reviewed the facts as they are stated, and I deny the facts on behalf of aroldis."
FUCK
YO
FACTS
DINDU
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The memes literally write themselves
>>64075704
>The Dogers big acquisitions this off season is Hisashi Iwakuma and re-signing Chase Utley
>pooegg
>chapman
>resigning utley
Doyers confirmed team of thugs
>doyers
>>64075772
>I reviewed the facts as they are stated, and I deny the facts on behalf of aroldis.
Literally what
>>64075772
literal damage control
JUST
>>64075811
CHOKE
>doyers players beat the shit out of their gfs/wives
>analslime players abuse cocaine and get traded/die
where should these 2 teams be relocated to, /mlb/?
>>64075790
>Insulting the rock bear
dishonorable
>stove is hot
>/mlb/ is alive again
>Daddy Memeke just keeps getting BTFO
feels good
>>64075811
CHOKE
THE CHOKING IS CONTAGIOUS
>>64075848
GIRLFRIEND
>Chapman traded to the Doyers
>immediately starts choking
smdh tbqh with you Joe
>>64075848
BITCH
>>64075634
>weather
Were you sobbing and shaking with rage so hard you forgot how to spell?
>>64075848
KERSHAW
Lol did you nigga's really just come to the gen to try and roast me or is it just 4 of you???
Log-off
>>64075905
hows your bye week going?
B-bye Carson, I still love you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quK33k_RIRA
![[Chyuu-Migoto] Danna ga Nani wo Itteiru ka Wakaranai Ken - 04 [720p][77C3FA85].mkv_snapshot_00.55_[2015.06.08_23.39.04].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t6W3IKa.jpg "[Chyuu-Migoto] Danna ga Nani wo Itteiru ka Wakaranai Ken - 04 [720p][77C3FA85].mkv_snapshot_00.55_[2015.06.08_23.39.04].jpg")
>>64075905
>None of you are funny.
>This is a person's life not a game.
>>64075905
>>64075905
>>64075869
They're just getting a head start on the playoffs
>Doyers
wew
would have been funnier if the trade went through first though
>>64075837
Daddy Greinke killed himself after the Dodgers bye week. His spirit had bound itself to his computer in death and continues to shitpost to this day
Spooky
>>64075905
>>64075905
Please tell me that someone is capping this. This is too good
DAILY
REMINDER
THE NEW YORK YANKEES ARE *******LITERALLY******* TOO POOR TO MAKE ANY FREE AGENT SIGNINGS THIS YEAR
*******LITERALLY******* TOO POOR
THE NEW YORK YANKEES LEGITIMATELY CANNOT AFFORD TO SIGN ANY FREE AGENTS
>>64075948
I just think it's unbelievably fucking funny that he gets in trouble for choking.
Nigga would've fit right in.
>>64075977
>too poor to buy 27 rings
>>64075977
>Reds tried to pull a fast one and trade Chappy before the news got out
Absolutely fucking devilish. They almost got away with it too.
>>64075977
Translation: Steinbrenner's offspring inherited too much of the Jew gene
>>64075999
>26 rings and an antique store pocketwatch
>>64075977
None of you are funny. This is a team's budget not a game.
>>64066550
>>64075905
>DG literally had to change his name because greinke left
>>64075084
>>64075089
>>64075134
>>64075244
>>64075354
>>64075442
Is /sp/ nothing but Giants faggots who can't read? No trade has gone through yet and this happened in October
>>64076032
>>64076032
>>64076028
>second richest sports franchise in the world worth overflowing billions
>"budget"
You're owner is just an extreme jew, come to terms with it already
Are you happy, Daddy Memeke? Your autism willed this to happen. Congratulations.
>>64076005
Price is objectively better than any of the Yankee starters
>>64076058
put your trip back on, DG
We're gonna win the west now, aren't we?
>>64075100
This is magnificent. You, sir, are awesome.
itt: post things that the doyers are good at
>>64076078
CC is in rehab and Tanaka is on his way to Tommy Johns
Can't believe they gave Jacoby 155 million
>>64075100
>>64076140
gettin no hit
>>64076140
spending millions of dollars on a first round playoff exit
>>64073456
>>64073679
>>64073698
>>64073754
>>64073823
>>64073865
>>64073865
>>64073941
>>64074004
>>64074119
>>64074170
>>64074228
>none of you are funny.
>this is a person's life not a game.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64076140
Choking
>>64076140
domestic violence
>>64076012
They knew since October and were the ones to pull back from the trade, are they complete dumbasses?
>>64076140
Finding new, undiscovered ways to choke
>>64076140
being bad
lmao
>Reds FO once they realized they can't trade Chapman
>>64076140
choking
>>64076209
eh they almost got away with one of the greatest ruses of all time
was worth it for the keks alone
someone will still be dumb enough to trade for him, the doyers set that bar high though
>>64076209
Sneaky bastards tried so hard. Classic Reds.
>Yasiel Puig beats up his sister
>Aroldis Chapman chokes his wife and shoots a gun at her
>Jose Reyes beats up his wife
>Oscar Taveras is dead
Let's get these spics out of baseball.
#buildwall
>>64076058
Aw, you're right.
>C. Trent Rosecrans @ctrent 8m8 minutes ago Nashville, TN
>Jocketty said he couldn't comment. But wouldn't say trade with Dodgers is dead
>trade with Dodgers is dead
>DOYERS
LIKE MY SIDES AND CHAPMAN'S GIRLFRIEND:
DEAD
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>>64076255
>SOLER in tripcode
>dubs
Soler confirmed next cuban to go apeshit on an innocent woman
>>64076262
Ya but the word "wouldn't" is in there bro.
>>64076255
Aren't you a spic too Gaylord? Lol
Has anyone seen daddygrienke lately?
No but seriously, what IS Seattle doing?
>>64076333
right above you
>>64076282
>Cubs prospect Jorge Soler charges dugout with a bat
>>64076320
#BUILDWALL
>GF gets no-hit, Arnoldis chokes instead
Honestly they'd be a good match for the Doyers
>>64076344
According to reports, police were dispatched to Chapman's home late on October 30 following an altercation between Chapman and his girlfriend. Chapman's girlfriend told police the Reds closer allegedly chocked her and pushed against the wall during argument over something she found on his cellphone. The woman then fled the house claiming she feared for her safety and hid in the bushes until police arrived.
Chapman claims he never choked the woman and that she attacked him. he also reports that he was attacked by the woman's brother during the incident.
Following the incident, Chapman attempted to leave, but was prevented from driving away by his friends. He then fired his gun eight times, putting seven shots into a concrete wall of his garage and the eighth through a window into an open field. Chapman's friends then locked him in a room until the police arrived.
MAX CHIMPOUT
>AROLDIS CHIMPOUTMAN
>>64076344
God I love this thread
>>64076342
Did you hear about Zach grienke signing with the dbacks
>>64076391
#concretewalllivesmatter
None of you are funny.
This is a person's life not a game.
Fukkkk brehs
Starting to feel bad for DG
>>64076435
>>64076391
>Chapman choked so badly his friends had to lock him up in a cage
Do you think Dave Roberts will be adopting this strategy next year?
UPDATED
>yfw Vin Scully dies before the Doyers season opener to top it off
>>64076488
Thank you for this
>>64076488
Based Anon coming through
>>64076495
Your memes end where Vin Scully begins, kid
>>64076495
Low blow and I hate the Dodgers.
>>64076472
>>64076488
DG's entire life on /sp/ is a neverending rollarcoaster of choking and memes
>>64076488
make today's thread its own image, and add more posts desu
>>64076488
Updated it with the actual number of replies thst I received. You left out at least 10.
>>64076495
>REMINDER THAT THE ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS, COLORADO ROCKIES, TAMPA BAY RAYS, AND MIAMI MARLINS HAVE ALL WON THE PENNANT MORE RECENTLY THAN THE LOS ANGELES DOYERS
>>64076495
>LOS ANGELES -- Hall of Fame broadcaster Vin Scully was found dead Monday night after apparently choking on a hot dog. He was 88.
>>64076601
m8 did your thumbnail just get hijacked or are you memeing on me
>>64076601
saved
>>64076660
Dunno. Shit is whack.
>>64076643
its harder to remember who hasnt won a pennant more recently
>>64076601
>Stopping Gronk and Edeljew
Maybe in 20 years when Garop retires
(WAKE ME UP)
>>64076658
>In a statement the next afternoon, Dodgers co-owner Magic Johnson said, "Choking is a time-honored Dodger tradition. It's the way Vin would want to go."
>>64076715
(CANT WAKE UP)
>>64076643
>The Yugoslavian Empire was still around last time the Dodgers won a World Series
