11-0 here we come
happy thanksgiving /sp/
Panthers get btfo.
Romo wins Galloping Gobbler.
Cam gets short end of wishbone
I hope you faggots have your nooses/handguns/cyanide ready, because based Godhand is going to ruin your Thanksgiving.
I'm just worried that all of the Carolina Panthers "fans" will disappear like the rest of the NFC South fans did.
>tfw romo/ dez both healthy
> turkey in the oven
>unbeaten opponent
This gonna be a good day, also
> Panthers are the underdogs to a 3-7 team
Epic
>>63802069
Why call him godhand when he can throw with both hands?
>>63802069
>romo
>ruining anything besides the cowboy's chances of winning
pls
>>63802047
Do Cowboy's fans really think they have a chance against the Panthers? Maybe if one of their five backup quarterbacks could have one one single game Romo could be given some breathing room, but there's no shame in missing the playoffs when you're out seven games.
Wich part will Romo injure this time
0-25 his back
26-50 his shoulder
51-75 his knee
76-99 a cowboys heart
dubs for actualy winning the game
>>63802180
Dubs for the win
>Watching this on my phone while camping outside Best Buy
>>63802171
I don't really see how that factors into today's game. I'd be more worried that Homo snapped their losing streak so easily last week.
>hate the cukcboys with a fiery passion
>want panthers to lose so pats are the only undefeated team
fuck
what do?
Jags here, really haven't paid too much attention to Dallas. How is their run game post-DeMarco?
Reminder that the 8-8 Cowboys will win the division
>tfw in a few hours I'll be drunk with my family watching Cam dab on the Cowboys defense
>>63802047
Romo breaks a rib diving in for the winning touchdown.
Everybody wins.
>>63802190
>what do
kill yourself, please
Who /comfy/ here on Thanksgiving morning?
>>63802180
Romos finna win dis game beeeyoooch
>Best game today on paper
>It becomes a low scoring defensive snooze fest
Might as well watch the dog show instead.
>>63802171
I think Cowboys have a chance. Panthers have a glass jaw. If Cowboys hit them in the mouth they'll fold up like a wet circus tent.
America's team needs to put this guy in his place
>>63802204
>tfw got my huntin' license and all muh gunz but nowhere to hunt
Who P/a/nthers here?
>>63802230
Why don't you just go hunt on a farmer or old guys land by asking permission? That's what I do
>>63802203
all this mad
>tfw no family to watch the game with
>tfw nothing but ramen and beans
>tfw homo is going to get btfo
>>63802198
its a good feel
>tfw hungry as fuck but hunting
>tfw you have delicious beef jerky in bag
>tfw it's in a plastic bag in the bottom of my bag so it'd be loud as fuck to get
>>63802229
>the #keeppounding panthers have a glass jaw
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63802275
>beef jerky
>not durr jerky
It ain't worth getting.
>>63802285
Well why do you think I'm out here lol
>>63802190
Hello fellow patsbro
Honestly, just root for Panthers. I can't stand all the Cowboys fans who think a 3-7 team has a chance when they literally will at best be 8-8, but realistically 7-9 and miss the wild card. And even if that 7-9 moved them in (it won't), Arizona would fuck them up in the playoffs.
>>63802331
>pats fans afraid of Cowboys making the playoffs
>know that there's a reason the Cowboys are favorites today
>realize the Cowboys are the best team in the league and that if they make the playoffs, Cowboys will go all the way
Obviously any team with Bowl aspirations is rooting for the Panthers today to keep the Cowboys out of the running
>>63802098
>dez healthy
slow down a bit there
>>63802180
but still dubs get
>>63802331
> I can't stand all the Cowboys fans who think a 3-7 team has a chance when they literally will at best be 8-8, but realistically 7-9 and miss the wild card.
Hit the nail on the head. Their mindless delusion is one of the most annoying things in all of sports. Especially when that delusion melts down in a bunch of crying afterwards, when they try to blame it on refball, the weather, ISIS, roids, Obama, everything but their own team.
does anyone have the picture of the guy that got a half eaten bucket of kfc with a dreamcast game and some lotion?
>>63802226
>Implying Cowboys have a defense.
They haven't intercepted a ball since last year.
>>63802190
>another yuro pats fan
>>63802055
More like homo gets both ends of broke collarbone.
>>63802383
>pats fans afraid of Cowboys making the playoffs
>not gnats
oookay
what r u drinking today lads?
i got some sierra nevada torpedo chilling in the fridge, debating on when to start drinking..
>>63802692
>mfw liquor stores are closed
I wanted to spike my drinks so I can get wasted and interact with family at the same time
>>63802047
>panthers
>11-0
Which is it? Is this a Panthers gamethread or a Pats gamethread?
>>63802504
they got a pick-6 four days ago. And have only allowed 14ppg since the defense got healthy.
>>63802143
It's 2015
Not 2007
>>63802692
Currently some coffee and sweet tea, but later I've got some Crown Royal Reserve, some New Castle, and some OMB Copper for my Charlotte bros
>>63802200
>implying a broken rib will keep Romo from playing
He's one of the toughest qbs in the game, he's played with a punctured lung and a back held together with duct tape and won
>>63802750
And Steve Smith Sr. is one of the toughest players in the game and look at where he is at right now. Cowboys are getting fucking rekt today.
Do cowboy fans think this game matters? Panthers have already beaten 5 teams that are better: philly, Colts, packers, Seahawks, and bucks.
Who /spending thanksgiving alone so roommate invited you over with his family even though you really don't wanna go/ here?
Who /tailgating/ instead of traditional Thanksgiving dinner for the game? Got wings, steaks, chili, and corn on the menu tonight.
>>63802781
2bh Dallas (or 90% of the league really) doesn't give 2 shits about the Panthers. It's just another stepping stone on our path to our 6th.
Go Pantherbros
>>63802853
Their 6th season going 8-8?
>>63802892
8-8 winning the NFC east then The Super Bowl.
(Loss is to the Redskins)
>>63802861
No Brooklyn Decker in Panthers gear?
>>63802047
>>63802861
tfw cam is ur qb
>>63802861
>>63802917
>all these c tier celebrities
>>63802239
d/a/llas you stupid kek
>>63802917
>dat fivehead
>dat chin doh
Would bang, but damn. Her face does not look good from the side
>>63802934
Cam would be nothing without that elite defense. It's ashame how great defensive players get passed over because of "muh QB"
My mom told me that she thinks Cam is handsome.
What does that mean?
>>63802987
>>63802987
>ultimatebandwaggoner.jpeg
>Romo can pick apart any defense
>Carolina's shitty offense won't be able to keep up
Enjoy these last few hours of being undefeated because there is zero fucking chance you're finishing the day that way.
Not even being cocky, anyone that understands football knows we're a bad matchup for the Panthers.
>>63803055
>shitty offense
>3rd in scoring
>only Panthers and Patriots have scored 20 or more points in every game this season
>>63802914
8-8 might not win the division if they lose to the skins, could give giants the tiebreaker
>>63802781
>panthers have already beaten 5 teams that are better
>didn't name a single team that's better
>>63803068
Carolina has played one team that is currently over .500. ONE.
Like I said, enjoy it while it lasts. The Panthers and Cam Newton are getting exposed as fuck today.
>>63802116
His left arm is only equivalent to a normal QBs main throwing arm.
>>63802196
It was shit to begin the season, when we were a running back by committee. The more rushes McFadden gets in a game, the better he is. And the unsigned FA Turbin is going to be better than him next year.
>Friendly reminder that the Cowboys will 99% win the awful as fuck east at 8-8, cinch it at 9-7.
>>63803136
>Carolina has played one team that is currently over .500. ONE.
And what's the record of the team they play today?
>>63803147
3-7 but with almost the whole team back. Missing Dunbar and Scamdick.
>But it's a 3-0 QB that obviously carries this team on his godlike shoulders.
>>63802180
The Cowboys are gonna pull off the upset.
>>63803136
>exposed as fuck
>3-7, soon to be 3-8, teams talking this much shit
>>63803147
4-7
4-0 with Romo
Randy Moss has changed a shit ton. For one, his accent isn't as thick as it used to be.
>>63803172
to be fair your team would be 3-7 if it had Weeden and Cassel in 2015.
>>63803170
What upset? Vegas has this game as a pick'em.
>>63803170
Cowboys are favorites though
>>63803188
I find that hard to believe.
>>63803170
>upset
Dallas is actually the favorite this game.
>>63803192
But we don't, we have DA the BA.
>20 years
>>63803198
>>63803200
Fuck Vegas they are just trying to make some more easy money by putting the Boys as the favorite. We all know the truth.
>>63803219
This, bookies are trying to make some money off a game that in all honesty shouldn't be too competitive.
>yfw Eagles and Cowboys victories
>>63803219
We sure do, wish they were the underdogs so I could make bank this thanksgiving.
why do the cowboys play every thanksgiving
>>63803172
SARCASTIC
>>63803244
It's what the American public wants to see.
>>63803244
When the games first started, no team really wanted to do them, the Cowboys were one of the only teams who accepted the offer.
>people are still sleeping on the panthers
Anyone have a pepe meme with packers?
>>63803244
Its an NFL tradition that both the Lions and Cowboys play on Thanksgiving
>>63803253
>When the games first started
I take that back, when the NFL was looking for someone to do a second Thanksgiving game opposite of the Lions, no one wanted to, but the Cowboys were the ones who accepted.
>>63803244
They are trying to make us vomit all of our food all over the place so we have to go Black Friday shopping for more stuff.
>>63803244
>most followed and recognizable sports team in America
>national holiday when American's liberated this country
The NFL would be lighting money on fire if they didn't have us play today.
>>63803291
to be fair, Cowboys vs Redskins would be a laugh on thanksgiving
Shit QB vs Swagger Nagger
Easy win for Carolina
>>63803291
Lions used to be a classic American city. Then liberalism happened to them.
Number three.
>>63803291
Cowboys were Americas team in the 90s. Now they're a shit franchise that goes 8-8 every year.
>>63803333
Fuck off, Pooru, we're having a decent thread here.
>>63803291
>us
>>63803343
>most valuable sports franchise in the country
Why can't Cowboys haters look at this team objectively?
>>63803256
Why wouldn't we, they're fucking boring
>mfw ppl actually think that this won't be a close game
>mfw the cowshits lose it in the 4th quarter because romo chokes
I applaud the delusional cowshit fans who have stuck by their team, they aren't going to be the team to stop Newton. Should be a good game though
Who's the blondie sitting next to Randy Moss?
If only Tiki was alive to see this game. I know he's smiling down on all of us
>ripip in peace Tiki ;_;
I hope Dez has a good game but that the Panthers still win.
>>63803147
>>63803412
Bullshit. The Cowboys are valuable because Jerruh used his oil money and public taxes to build a fuck huge stadium that doesn't need to exist.
>>63802781
I think it does in that if the Cowboys do win, they do have potential to win every regular season game and possibly reach the playoffs. Big IF, though. Carolina loses it won't be a big deal either, they were bound to lose a game and this one is on a short week, they'll just rally and keep doing well and still make the first or second seed in the NFC anyway.
>>63803313
Heh.
>>63803291
Because Cowboys tripfags are insufferable.
Where my /TurkeyTrot/ bros at? Just back home.
>doing the 5k instead of the 8 mile
>>63802069
>based Godhand
even the cowboys nicknames are gay
who /eatingturkeyforcam/ here?
>>63803959
>tfw broken leg and torn ACL
>tfw couldn't run it breaking my 7 year streak
As a pats fan, I really hope the Panthers lose this one so there's less pressure to go out and win on Sunday to keep up with them. It would really suck to be the one to lose first, so I hope it is them instead.
>>63804293
>being this much of a pussy because of a little leg boo-boo
>>63804396
I know, I'm an utter embarrassment to my family
>>63803663
cowboys were the most valuable franchise long before that though. Theyve been the most popular team in the most popular sport since the 70s
>>63803244
see the above: Because they're America's team. IIRC the league wanted a team to play on Thanksgiving, other teams didn't want to, Cowboys volunteered because they saw it as a great opportunity to have an annual nationally televised game.
>>63803432
game could go either way, betting line now has even odds. Thanks for at least not being the delusional panthers fans that keep thinking the Cowboys are just like any other 3-7 team.
>>63803343
...but.... they're still America's team. They're still the most popular, most televised, and most valuable team.
>>63804778
>betting line now has even odds
Because the bookies have literally stolen everyone's money that put down on Dallas because idiots don't know how to gamble and have now slid the line back in favor of Carolina.
Panthers please win.
The Cowboys shitposting will reach critical mass if you don't. They're already obnoxious enough.
>>63804778
Turn your trip back on nigger. And don't be crying red all after the loss either.
This game will either be over in the second quarter or go to the last second
>>63804986
that's what I find interesting is really either team could BTFO of the other team
Gonna miss kickoff because I'll be driving, anyone else know this shitty feel?
>>63805139
>Driving on the roads during an American holiday/Pre-Black Friday
It's like you're asking to be killed in a car wreck
>>63804293
>tfw right knee almost gave out last quarter mile
>>63805139
wont start the game until after 3pm MT. And will be in a crowded house trying to get an angle on the tv
Brady playing the 75 Steelers? How does he do?
>>63805503
Bitch and moan for a flag every 15 seconds
>>63804778
>game could go either way
cowboys fan posts this and then calls someone else delusional
>>63802692
I'm drinking the Sierra Nevada Vienna lager. Picked up two six packs at the brewery in Asheville since I live in the GOAT state of north Carolina.
>>63806146
but if you live in texas you can pick up coke right from the dealers and skip the middleman.
and as a bonus you can get you head chopped off for free!
>tfw everyone was talking shit all week about Panthers fans being insufferable and coming out of the wood work
>tfw the Panthers are all that stands in the way of cowshit shitposting crashing this board
Please save us based cam.
>>63806202
I'm so white that I was about to explain to you that Coca-Cola is bottled at regional plants all over the US and then I realised you were talking about cocaine...
>>63806430
>I'm so white
try again hector
>>63806359
>yfw Carolina becomes America's New Favorite Team and uses the ammo from annihilating the Cowboys on Thanksgiving to finish the season 19-0 by beating the 18-0 Patriots in the Super Bowl thus giving us another 18-1
Our great-grandchildren will hear tales of the Panthers of Carolina and their heroics, the best of our time.
>>63806478
The only thing Mexicans know about soda is to put real sugar in it instead of high fructose bullshit.
>>63806359
>>63806533
>All this delusion
/sp/ is mostly Pats fans, so no. We want the Patriots to win the owl.
>>63806821
Do Cowboys fans really think theyre going to win this game?
>>63807253
cowboys fans actually think their 3-7 team is the best team in the league.
>>63807253
They think they'll win every game, no matter the odds. They really are the most delusional fanbase in all of sports, even more so than the Cubs.
>>63807253
Yes and the upcoming fall back to Earth, especially if the Panthers BTTFO, will be amazing to watch
Giants fan looking for work in Charlotte reporting in. Trying to get into auto racing.
Finish the job Pantherbros. Send this "Cowshits cumback" meme packing.
>>63807778
If you know anything about machining, put in for the Goodyear facility being built in Concord.
>>63807821
I'm a pencil pusher. I'm trying to get into marketing.
I know one driver in the Truck Series who I've volunteered to be a part-time crewmember for, but the best I can do is parts running/gluing on lugnuts.
>>63807910
Can't help you with that then. Only real pencil pushers I know are people that work for Wells Fargo on the trading floor in the Duke Energy Center.
its almost time lads
i'ma take a quick pregame nap
just hope i dont sleep through the game
mfw to drunk to drive to thankgiving dinner
cowboys are a top 3 team in the NFL and will play the pats in the owl
>>63802069
Romo injured in 1st quarter
>>63809224
Download uber, collect free ride, enjoy turkey beer and football with your family
>>63803136
That's why he's always breaking is fucking back.
>>63803427
objectively wrong
>>63809299
ill try
>>63809255
they have an 8% chance to even make the playoffs
>>63809396
>>63802204
I am.
Go Cam go!
>>63802047
>>63802047
>>63809415
they have the 8%
COWBOYS ARE GOING TO WIN!
>>63809495
>mfw Iggles and Cowgirls got raped today
Happy fucking Thanksgiving
Neutral Migrating here now that the Lions game is done, good luck both sides,
>dubs for 4 passing TDs each
PANTHERFAGS REPORT IN
ROCK HILL HERE
>Panthers facing another team well below .500
Oh what a surprise.. Another cupcake game for Carolina. What a fraud team.
>Packers fan is a hard working midwestern farmer
>Loins fan is a future criminal dindu
Remind me again why you guys hate the Packers more than any other team in the NFC North?
>>63809576
i really really like green bay
>>63809576
>farmer
Enjoy being poor.
>>63807253
They actually think they will go on to win the superbowl after tonight
DAILY REMINDER THAT CAROLINA HASN'T PLAYED A TEAM AT OR ABOVE .500 SINCE NOVEMBER 8TH AND WILL NOT DO SO AGAIN UNTIL DECEMBER 13TH.
>>63809662
>losers still scream this
>>63809662
daily reminder carolina are your super bowl 50 champions
>>63809662
implying atlanter will have a winning record in 3 weeks
>>63809662
>mfw pats have an even easier schedule
>>63809720
Except they do not.
>Mom
>2 Broke Girls
>American "humour"
>>63809662
It's not Carolina's fault that the NFL is hot garbage this year. What's your teams record and why are they so shit when the rest of the league sucks?
what we finna do senpaitachi
>>63809769
My team is 10-0, bitch, and Carolina doesn't have a single opponent on their entire schedule that is on the level of our next opponent.
>>63809821
>patriots bandwagon
baka desu senpai
>>63809863
>Bandwagon
More like born and raised in Massachusetts.
Try again.
I think the Panthers of Carolina will be a superior team today.
>hamplanet: the family
Lads, will cam dab today?
will greg hardy cry?
>mfw longtime panthers fan
Why is E!SPN literally the worst site in sports?
>>63809767
Spoiler that horse face
>>63802742
>Not drinking triple C brewing
>An entire 2 hour program dedicated to the best Owl commercials
lmao
GUYS
IT'S
MEME
TIME
IT'S TIME FOR 10-1.
Cowboys rank 15th on defense against the Run
Carolina Rank 4th in rushing
Carolina Ranked 4th in overall defense
Carolina ranked 7th against the pass
>>63803432
>the cowshits lose it in the 4th quarter because romo chokes
k
>mfw Romo literally (L I T E R A L L Y) has the most game winning 4th quarter drives of all current active QBs
EDP's video today was HOF worthy, really valuable insight
>>63810125
tom brady is better in clutch time senpai. he just doesn't get as many opportunities cuz hes so good
>>63810112
i expect the Panthers to run the ball all day and give romo no chance to pass the ball
The Cowboys have a decent shot at winning this. Don't be surprised if they win.
Plz just give the ball to Dez
Let the nigga eat PLZ
PLZ
>the best day of the year
>native american genocide day
you guys are sick
STREAM WITH CHAT HERE LADS:
http://zunox.eu/zunox1.html
WHO /food coma/ HERE?
WAT
Who are the sweet potatoes of the NFL?
>>63810183
just finished eating
>>63810181
>this site has harmful programs
nah
>After today the Cowboys will be known for this.
Hello my American amigos.
i actually prefer trumpet to singing
>>63810192
the absolute madman
USA USA USA USA USA USA
I assume we'll mostly see european flags during this game. Surely no americans spend Thanksgiving on 4chan instead of enjoying dinner with their family?
Finally, not a singer who fucks up the anthem.
>>63810202
the giants
Now play taps for that cowboy ass thats about to be whipped
>>63810227
i'll take it over some nigger doing acapella
>>63810234
I typically pride myself in being a decent judge of character, and I always feel like Cam tries way too hard to come off as the humble and nice guy. I appreciate what he does with handing kids the football, but I just think he's often not authentic.
>>63810224
Fucking people in the ass? I mean, I expect a win, but not a raping
>>63810234
I already ate fuccboi
>>63810162
Best day is when we eat 150 million hot dogs.
>>63810234
>implying we all have families
fuck you eurofag
AMERICA
Post yfw Cowboys BTFO of the panthers
man america is such a based country
>mfw Romo is going to lead the Cowboys to the AFC Championship game
>>63810286
I'M HERE SENPAITACHI
>>63810268
isn't that every day?
>>63810183
Le epic too much food meme xD upvote if u also go through this relatable situation lmaoooo
>>63810263
He doesn't care about what you think white boi.
>two NFC teams on CBS
I threw up a little
At least they chose what is by far the most boring matchup of the day
>white uni's
GG it's over, cowboys win
These unis are fucking hideous on both teams
>>63810312
You okay buddy?
trips and cowboys win
>>63810279
:(
what killed them?
was it heart disease or gun crime?
>these gross fucking Carolina unis
>>63810317
>45-14
>not boring
>>63810312
>no fun allowed
faggot
>Panthers uniforms
disgusting desu senpai
>>63810334
Nah, I'm kind of depressed and sometimes get touchy. Sorry senpai.
>Norman already taunting
Bryant is gonna fuck him up
R O M O
O
M
O
LOL
LOL
ROMO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lol
i love this game already
L M A O
FUCK
R O M O
O
M
O
>ROMO
KEK
