Get in here fellow turkey lovers
Randy Moss needs to come back to Football
>M U R R A Y I S B A S E D
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Who here /Eagles/?
>mfw when the loins win the turkeyb owl
>>63803530
Unfortunately.
>>63803530
ftfy
>>63803567
>That Flag
Seems like you could've chosen any team in the league.
JUST
>>63803530
still picked the lions for the points
>>63803604
maybe he's a masochist
>>63803604
>>63803616
The team chose me many years ago. I had no say in this.
>>63803530
Not Eagles but /middlesworth/
O/u 3.5 sacks for Ziggy
Should I even watch the game?
I dont feel like being depressed today.
>>63803567
I'm going to drown my sorrows in Turkey, Denmark. I suggest you do the same with us in a show of solidarity
>>63803530
Here, f am.
>>63803706
As someone who is actually depressed and not a fan of either team, this is exactly why I will be watching. It should be a solid 3 hours of comedy.
>Anon you can watch football later
>Let the little ones, grandma, and grandpa watch the parade first
Will Sanchez lead the Eagles to victory today?
He's got more playoff experience than the #1 overall pick of 2009
Losses on thanksgiving
>lions:38
>eagles:0
I like the odds
>detroit
Muh inner cities
>EDP dies from choking on a turkey leg after the iggles get btfo
>strong white people already training the 2032 Detroit Lions
>>63803757
How did he react after the bucs game? Did he cry?
>bradshaw BTFO
>>63803775
Almost, you can hear him holding back the tears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch5MMm4CeYo
>>63803775
>>63803530
>not realizing Pennsylvania votes blue every chance it gets.
>two teams that should be good but just aren't
>>63803739
Despite Sanchez's pension for INTs and all the E!SPN fueled drama,the Eagles will win tbqfhwymf.
Like, if I was FORCED to bet I would pick the Eagles.
Where the stream at
who /bored bears/ here
>>63803823
http://www.reddit.com
Ha ha ha Eagles fans spotted at the game today
This song is hilarious
>>63803846
what a cunt. Its been 2.5 years and he's building an entirely new team.
Probably the best shit he's down in 2 years
lel this promo is spot on
>>63803853
Funnier than it deserved to be
Jim bob cooter is feeling pretty special
that fat fuck in the bernie shirt kek
>>63803798
>this fat fuck makes more money by just making rant videos and posting them on YouTube than most of /sp/
>this entire song
Even they admit these games will suck
Can't wait to see how the Eagles fuck this one up.
>>63803846
Did you find EDP?
How did the Lions always get to play on Thanksgiving? I head the Cowboys because they are at least America's Team. But the Lions? What a shitty team to have play and represent a holiday.
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SHITPOSTING?
>>63803879
He made a video where he said that he got fired from walmart twice recently
so...he's probably not rolling in riches just yet
>>63803823
Your local FOX channel
>>63803865
Didn't they make it to the playoffs in his first year?
>>63803899
>cowboys
>america's team
Mexicans OUT
america's team is clearly the dolphins
>>63803731
The parade ends before the first game starts.
>>63803795
Wow. I was angry after the game, but this is some next level butthurt
>holiday in america
>fat burger foods
>football all day
>sponsored by swiss miss
Is it comfy in here?
>Celebrating genocide of the natives by eating turkey and watching sports
disgusting.
Fuck this country
Edp suicide watch
Why did the year turn out so bad?
Where did it all go wrong ;_;
>implying the Eagles won't throw this game so Chip actually gets fired
BASED TROY HERE TO SHIT ON THE IGGS
>>63803902
I thought he quit because he did not a company, franchise, or entity determining his life?
He's a stupid fuck anyways.
>>63803922
We're celebrating our victory. Sorry they lost senpaitachi. You're welcome.
Signed, America
>Joe Buck's beard
every time
Broncos fan reporting in, I hope for an orderly game with little to no injuries or controversy
>>63803924
If you haven't noticed, everyone is having a shit season except for the patriots, broncos, vikings, panthers, bengals, packers, and cardinals
>joe buck
>detroit vs philadelphia
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Is this the gamethread?
Why's it so dead?
chicken parm you taste so good
>>63803957
Iggles vs lions
What you expect on thanksgiving, total shit fest
>>63803949
>filthadelphia
>detoilet
Good one.
>now its time to play some ball
pls stop
>>63803957
TURNS OUT THE ENTIRE BOARD IS A BUNCH OF CASUALS
>>63803899
Because the Thanksgiving game has been a thing since the 50s, before your father was even born.
>>63803933
Dubs confirm
>mfw Chip returns to Oregon next season
>>63803953
and even the packers and broncos are debatable on there
>>63803954
joe buck isn't as bad anymore...now he's random cbs announcer tier instead of outright awful
>>63803957
Normies spending time with their families and shit.
>chicken parm
>draftkings
Which commercial is worse
>>63803957
>expecting people to be browsing 4chan on thanksgiving.
Sabrina Carpenter?
Does Manning get lost in his car because everyday he wakes up is a living nightmare when he realizes he's not still in Indianapolis?
Denver drivers are whale-shit tier too. Nothing lower than whale-shit.
>>63803967
people watching this game are masochists, so this amount of people is to be expected
BASED SABRINA
>she's 16 years old
Welp, fuck it. I'd still do her
>sabrina carpenter
we all pedos now
why is her pitch so high FUCK
>>63803995
muh sides
>>63803953
This. But that should also make some teams feel optimistic. If so many teams are shitting the bed, then a couple wildcards are still up in the air
this chick doesn't look like shes 16
nation anthem goat voice activated
>Everyone is eating dinner with their families
>Sitting at home alone watching football with my anonymous internet friends
>I'll probably eat peanut butter and jelly for dinner
Tell me everything is going to be alright /sp/
who /trans/ here?
>>63803957
Most people are eating food with their families, not shitposting on 4chan
>>63804009
because she's like 14
>detroit area children
>white
you're not fooling me
I dont think this bitch knows the notes to this song.
>>63804002
bet this was on jared's hard drive desu senpai
Dat black kid behind her staring at her ass
fuckers didn't even do the cool flag waving thing
>>63804004
16 is legal in most states.
why does she sound drunk?
here we go lads
who /comfywithcider/ here?
>>63803994
it's that reoccurring dream where his dad loses his job to Oliver Luck, so Manning has to support the family by being better than Archie ever was.
Only to lose his job to Andrew Luck.
Oh wait, that wasn't a dream.
>not watching the based dog show with Peterman until the game starts
>>63804023
Umm... She's 16 jerk
>>63804034
who /beefthanksgiving/ here? fuck turkey tbqh
>>63804022
No one eats thanks giving dinner at 1230 am
>>63803957
Saving the full force shitposting for the other games.
>>63804020
i don't watch or post in /epl/, only pay attention during /trans/ desu
>>63804034
Tea here bro.
uhhh why did that 16 year old kid look 28?
>tfw the stream on NFL Gamepass hasn't started yet so I don't get all the build up or anthems and shit
>yeb
>>63804019
me too anon. fuck everyone else. just settle up and get comfy with us.
>>63804019
could be worse m8. i absoultely hate my sister for shit she did years ago and refuses to change. anyway, she pretends that everything is alright with us. makes me look like the asshole. i just ignore her. im currently locked in my room, dog sleeping by my side. rest of the family is cooking and playing music. i just have some chips and a stream. cheers m8.
>>63804034
>Temps almost 60 here
>New Jersey in late November
This is the least comfy Thanksgiving ever
>>63804054
the power of makeup
We in here
>>63804046
fuck I meant pm. Don't make fun of me, shut the fuck up
>>63804022
>Dinner
>11:30 am
Only poor people who have to go shopping later do that.
>>63804046
You do if you plan on shopping later on and besides, most people cook the day before so the food is already done by the holiday.
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>>63804034
I'm drinking this warmed up in the microwave with the family, wrapped up in a blanket. So comfy
>>63803530
reporting in from the Lehigh Valley
>>63804054
Disney sex magic
Why is there always a Godfather marathon on Thanksgiving?
>>63804061
Warren county here, it was much better 2 days ago. Fuck today's weather
>>63804070
>cook the day before
pleb detected
>>63804031
>tfw never fucked any girls in high school
>tfw now too old for fresh HS pussy, legal or not
>>63804070
Shopping later on? Nigga, I'm shopping right now. Just picked up Ran and Kagemusha from Barnes and noble
>>63804034
going to be having beer and food soon
Only comfy thread of the day. Loins and iggles are both brothers in the legion of suffering.
>>63804068
>Not eating already
>Shopping on thanksgiving
If we can have 1 gamebread with no Milanas I will by everyone here a jap-tier Star Wars action figure.
Finally it's appropriate to crack open a beer.
What's your thanksgiving day drinking drink, /sp/?
>>63804080
because t is the most overrated group of movies ever
>>63804080
That movie is the definition of comfy and it keeps the Italians from leaving the house.
>erin andrews in detroit
brb going downtown to rape
Who /fryingturkey/ later?
>>63804080
Thanksgiving is the Family holiday
>>63804058
nice bod m8
>>63804071
>tfw farm-bought cider sprinkled with cinnamon heated up with ginger snaps
i'm in heaven breh
too bad the game has to start lel
>>63804085
>Spending the whole holiday cooking
Retard detected.
>>63804046
It's fine senpai. We knew what you meant. My family starts eating at 2-3 ish, a lot of them go Black Friday shopping quickly after.
>>63804094
Cheap shit Budweiser because the family got it in fucking case loads
>>63804094
tap water
Why do Americans have Spanish broadcast options?
>>63804086
i had sex with one high school girl right after i graduated
technically illegal though i don't regret it as i never had sex in high school and i will never have the chance again
>>63804094
Bourbon
>no traps posted
You disappoint me /sp/
>>63804045
I'm having a cornish hen
still poultry, so it works
>>63804094
Egg Nog with Brandy
Sanchez, your perfectly average QB
>>63804094
Heineken here. Socially acceptable to drink at 12:30pm if there's some handegg on.
>>63804117
Because Trump isn't president
who /owg/ here
lol that td-int
if he can lose 3 more games he'll be the definition of average
also i knew it was a good idea to start cooper today, sanchez loves him
>>63804108
not me, the women f a m
we all just drink and watch football
>>63804131
I like your style anon
>>63804094
German gluhwine
>tfw I will never experience a real american thanksgiving
At least there's football on at reasonable hours
>LE GO SOOPA FAST MAN
Can Chip Kelly please fuck off to college?
>>63804105
be safe anon
>>63804107
>nice bod m8
keeeek nah breh I'm a fatass
>barrell roll
Thanksgiving was a month ago
>>63804131
The GOAT holiday drink desu
DO A BARREL ROLL
Who is /sp/ rooting for?
>>63804117
you do realize that we have a shitload of Hispanics here?
murray has slipped twice already, nice
>>63804094
>Finally it's appropriate to crack open a beer.
Haha no, but don't let that stop you.
This is the first time i have seen Philadelphia this season, why are they so try hard on the up tempo?
That hit the ground. Challenge it, Detroit.
Is Based Matt here?
>>63804158
DETROIT STRONG!
>>63804149
are you bald lel
>eagles
>running game
nice hands for once pope
MURRAY ISN'T GOOD RUNNING OUT OF THE SHOTGUN
WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND CHIP
>>63804160
But why not force them to assimilate like we do with foreigners in Australia?
>>63804147
come on over f a m
>>63804117
15% of Americans can speak Spanish, 10% speak it as their first language.
>tfw we're taking over
a battle of who can be worse
thanksgiving lions
imploding eagles
>"The Eagles are in a hurry, this is what they do and this is their attack."
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING NORMIE CASTIG THIS GAME
How do we fix The Lions, all options on the table?
>>63804158
>iggles
>neutral
>packers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAp57G1hLn0
>sanchez on thanksgiving
prepare for it
>>63804158
just want a 100 point game, don't care about the split
>>63804174
Librulss
>not a great throw by sanchez
i wonder how many times we will hear that today
>>63804164
Because it wears out defenses quickly. Because it allows the team to focus on a smaller playbook while perfecting the plays they do use.
>>63804158
Detroit because i want to see Chip Kelly crucified live on Thanksgiving night
>>63804094
I've got a couple bottles of Riesling for dinner later, a Red Hook Holiday 12 Pack and a couple bottles of Full Sail IPA rolling around.
Not bad tbhfam
veteran move by peters
S
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>These foreign flags
>you will never be the guy on the sidelines that wears the big blaze arm stretch
>>63804178
Trump will solve this problem soon
I like that all football today is NFC.
Who /giants/ here?
Can't wait for this Iggles and Cowgirls shitfest.
>>63804174
There's no need to force it, immigrants assimilate insanely quickly. My grandparents only spoke Spanish when they arrived here, I barely speak it at all. Latinos are just the latest ethnic group, we'll be considered as American as everyone else within 20 years.
>>63804174
Because it's the land of the free cunt
>>63804158
Eagles
>>63804180
I've always wondered what go through women's head when they decide to do porn
>>63804205
AFC too busy eating
>>63804205
AFC LEAST
>>63804180
Holy shit that one on the right is ugly. Looks like she fell out of the ugly tree, but was ugly to begin with so it didnt matter.
>tfw no Buck and Aikman later tonight
PHILTHADELPHIA AT IT AGAIN
>>63804158
Eagles of course
>>63804204
Trump employs 80% of them in his casinos.
STOP
RUNNING
THE BALL
TO THE SIDE
WITH MURRAY HE IS A NORTH SOUTH RUNNER YOU FUCKING RETARDS
>>63804158
Iggies
I really hate the read option. Get that meme shit out of the NFL.
>tfw hot cousin will be at thanksgiving dinner today
She's technically my aunt but she's my age so i call her my cousin... is it ok if I make a move since she's not my cousin?
>>63804215
"i need money"
>>63804204
>implying that all of my relatives aren't voting for Trump despite being latino
Not all of us are Mexicans senpai
this pass d, kill me
>>63804215
Mainly dicks and semen senpaitachi.
>>63804220
But dem big ole white titties make up for it
>that manlet
Rip leg
F
>Peters rekt not even five minutes in
Son of a bitch
>2nd & 14
>handoff from shotgun
Fuck chip kelly
>>63804215
I wish I knew my Dad.
>DED EAGLE
>peters already out
wew lads
let's just go full patriots and pass every goddamn play
>>63804225
post more
>>63804215
>I can get paid to be a slut like I already am? Nice!
>>63804209
Here
>Caldwell
>credit
Aikmen pls
>>63804215
The wind, I imagine.
>>63804221
>mfw aikman doesn't get to jerk it all over the cowboys game on their super bowl.
>>63804240
But women don't actually enjoy sex.
murray is trash
>>63804240
AYYY
>bradshit suicide watch on the sideline watching the spic play
Fire Caldwell and hire Jim Bob Cooter.
So where is Chip Kelly going after this season?
USC? Miami? Canada?
>face mask
DON'T BE SCARED LIL NIGGA
>>63803757
The eagles are well within the sanchez endzone pick zone
>>63804209
reporting
>>63803922
>shillary pls go
>>63804256
>not wanting to copy the best team
baka desu senpai
bradley cooper is so fucking terrrible... fuck chip kelly and fuck that cunt josh huff.. they all need to goo before chip nukes this franchise
>>63804232
pics?
>>63804256
Why couldn't it have been Tebow time police
GOTTA SPROLE FAST
The smell of the turkey in the oven must be driving my doggie crazy. He is growling while sleeping.
DOINK
TROLLPOLL
DINK
>Eagles
HAHAHAHAHA
>DOINK
kill me
Little crowd noise. Booming echoing public address announcer.
Is anyone at the game?
TROLLPOST
doink
almost looked like lane's hand was stuck in his mask, no other reason he'd be pulling that long
>offense
>in charge of scoring
DOINK
