PANTHERS VS COWBOYS PRE-GAME/GAME THREAD #1
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11-0 here we come
happy thanksgiving /sp/
Panthers get btfo.
Romo wins Galloping Gobbler.
Cam gets short end of wishbone
I hope you faggots have your nooses/handguns/cyanide ready, because based Godhand is going to ruin your Thanksgiving.
I'm just worried that all of the Carolina Panthers "fans" will disappear like the rest of the NFC South fans did.
>tfw romo/ dez both healthy
> turkey in the oven
>unbeaten opponent
This gonna be a good day, also
> Panthers are the underdogs to a 3-7 team
Epic
>>63802069
Why call him godhand when he can throw with both hands?
>>63802069
>romo
>ruining anything besides the cowboy's chances of winning
pls
>>63802047
Do Cowboy's fans really think they have a chance against the Panthers? Maybe if one of their five backup quarterbacks could have one one single game Romo could be given some breathing room, but there's no shame in missing the playoffs when you're out seven games.
Wich part will Romo injure this time
0-25 his back
26-50 his shoulder
51-75 his knee
76-99 a cowboys heart
dubs for actualy winning the game
>>63802180
Dubs for the win
>Watching this on my phone while camping outside Best Buy
>>63802171
I don't really see how that factors into today's game. I'd be more worried that Homo snapped their losing streak so easily last week.
>hate the cukcboys with a fiery passion
>want panthers to lose so pats are the only undefeated team
fuck
what do?
Jags here, really haven't paid too much attention to Dallas. How is their run game post-DeMarco?
Reminder that the 8-8 Cowboys will win the division
>tfw in a few hours I'll be drunk with my family watching Cam dab on the Cowboys defense
>>63802047
Romo breaks a rib diving in for the winning touchdown.
Everybody wins.
>>63802190
>what do
kill yourself, please
Who /comfy/ here on Thanksgiving morning?
>>63802180
Romos finna win dis game beeeyoooch
>Best game today on paper
>It becomes a low scoring defensive snooze fest
Might as well watch the dog show instead.
>>63802171
I think Cowboys have a chance. Panthers have a glass jaw. If Cowboys hit them in the mouth they'll fold up like a wet circus tent.
America's team needs to put this guy in his place
>>63802204
>tfw got my huntin' license and all muh gunz but nowhere to hunt
Who P/a/nthers here?
>>63802230
Why don't you just go hunt on a farmer or old guys land by asking permission? That's what I do
>>63802203
all this mad
>tfw no family to watch the game with
>tfw nothing but ramen and beans
>tfw homo is going to get btfo
>>63802198
its a good feel
>tfw hungry as fuck but hunting
>tfw you have delicious beef jerky in bag
>tfw it's in a plastic bag in the bottom of my bag so it'd be loud as fuck to get
>>63802229
>the #keeppounding panthers have a glass jaw
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63802275
>beef jerky
>not durr jerky
It ain't worth getting.
>>63802285
Well why do you think I'm out here lol
>>63802190
Hello fellow patsbro
Honestly, just root for Panthers. I can't stand all the Cowboys fans who think a 3-7 team has a chance when they literally will at best be 8-8, but realistically 7-9 and miss the wild card. And even if that 7-9 moved them in (it won't), Arizona would fuck them up in the playoffs.
>>63802331
>pats fans afraid of Cowboys making the playoffs
>know that there's a reason the Cowboys are favorites today
>realize the Cowboys are the best team in the league and that if they make the playoffs, Cowboys will go all the way
Obviously any team with Bowl aspirations is rooting for the Panthers today to keep the Cowboys out of the running
>>63802098
>dez healthy
slow down a bit there
>>63802180
but still dubs get
>>63802331
> I can't stand all the Cowboys fans who think a 3-7 team has a chance when they literally will at best be 8-8, but realistically 7-9 and miss the wild card.
Hit the nail on the head. Their mindless delusion is one of the most annoying things in all of sports. Especially when that delusion melts down in a bunch of crying afterwards, when they try to blame it on refball, the weather, ISIS, roids, Obama, everything but their own team.
does anyone have the picture of the guy that got a half eaten bucket of kfc with a dreamcast game and some lotion?
>>63802226
>Implying Cowboys have a defense.
They haven't intercepted a ball since last year.
>>63802190
>another yuro pats fan
>>63802055
More like homo gets both ends of broke collarbone.
>>63802383
>pats fans afraid of Cowboys making the playoffs
>not gnats
oookay
what r u drinking today lads?
i got some sierra nevada torpedo chilling in the fridge, debating on when to start drinking..
>>63802692
>mfw liquor stores are closed
I wanted to spike my drinks so I can get wasted and interact with family at the same time
>>63802047
>panthers
>11-0
Which is it? Is this a Panthers gamethread or a Pats gamethread?
>>63802504
they got a pick-6 four days ago. And have only allowed 14ppg since the defense got healthy.
>>63802143
It's 2015
Not 2007
>>63802692
Currently some coffee and sweet tea, but later I've got some Crown Royal Reserve, some New Castle, and some OMB Copper for my Charlotte bros
>>63802200
>implying a broken rib will keep Romo from playing
He's one of the toughest qbs in the game, he's played with a punctured lung and a back held together with duct tape and won
>>63802750
And Steve Smith Sr. is one of the toughest players in the game and look at where he is at right now. Cowboys are getting fucking rekt today.
Do cowboy fans think this game matters? Panthers have already beaten 5 teams that are better: philly, Colts, packers, Seahawks, and bucks.
Who /spending thanksgiving alone so roommate invited you over with his family even though you really don't wanna go/ here?
Who /tailgating/ instead of traditional Thanksgiving dinner for the game? Got wings, steaks, chili, and corn on the menu tonight.
>>63802781
2bh Dallas (or 90% of the league really) doesn't give 2 shits about the Panthers. It's just another stepping stone on our path to our 6th.
Go Pantherbros
>>63802853
Their 6th season going 8-8?
>>63802892
8-8 winning the NFC east then The Super Bowl.
(Loss is to the Redskins)
>>63802861
No Brooklyn Decker in Panthers gear?
>>63802047
>>63802861
tfw cam is ur qb
>>63802861
>>63802917
>all these c tier celebrities
>>63802239
d/a/llas you stupid kek
>>63802917
>dat fivehead
>dat chin doh
Would bang, but damn. Her face does not look good from the side
>>63802934
Cam would be nothing without that elite defense. It's ashame how great defensive players get passed over because of "muh QB"
My mom told me that she thinks Cam is handsome.
What does that mean?
>>63802987
>ultimatebandwaggoner.jpeg
>Romo can pick apart any defense
>Carolina's shitty offense won't be able to keep up
Enjoy these last few hours of being undefeated because there is zero fucking chance you're finishing the day that way.
Not even being cocky, anyone that understands football knows we're a bad matchup for the Panthers.
>>63803055
>shitty offense
>3rd in scoring
>only Panthers and Patriots have scored 20 or more points in every game this season
>>63802914
8-8 might not win the division if they lose to the skins, could give giants the tiebreaker
>>63802781
>panthers have already beaten 5 teams that are better
>didn't name a single team that's better
>>63803068
Carolina has played one team that is currently over .500. ONE.
Like I said, enjoy it while it lasts. The Panthers and Cam Newton are getting exposed as fuck today.
>>63802116
His left arm is only equivalent to a normal QBs main throwing arm.
>>63802196
It was shit to begin the season, when we were a running back by committee. The more rushes McFadden gets in a game, the better he is. And the unsigned FA Turbin is going to be better than him next year.
>Friendly reminder that the Cowboys will 99% win the awful as fuck east at 8-8, cinch it at 9-7.
>>63803136
>Carolina has played one team that is currently over .500. ONE.
And what's the record of the team they play today?
>>63803147
3-7 but with almost the whole team back. Missing Dunbar and Scamdick.
>But it's a 3-0 QB that obviously carries this team on his godlike shoulders.
>>63802180
The Cowboys are gonna pull off the upset.
>>63803136
>exposed as fuck
>3-7, soon to be 3-8, teams talking this much shit
>>63803147
4-7
4-0 with Romo
Randy Moss has changed a shit ton. For one, his accent isn't as thick as it used to be.
>>63803172
to be fair your team would be 3-7 if it had Weeden and Cassel in 2015.
>>63803170
What upset? Vegas has this game as a pick'em.
>>63803170
Cowboys are favorites though
>>63803188
I find that hard to believe.
>>63803170
>upset
Dallas is actually the favorite this game.
>>63803192
But we don't, we have DA the BA.
>20 years
>>63803198
>>63803200
Fuck Vegas they are just trying to make some more easy money by putting the Boys as the favorite. We all know the truth.
>>63803219
This, bookies are trying to make some money off a game that in all honesty shouldn't be too competitive.
>yfw Eagles and Cowboys victories
>>63803219
We sure do, wish they were the underdogs so I could make bank this thanksgiving.
why do the cowboys play every thanksgiving
>>63803172
SARCASTIC
>>63803244
It's what the American public wants to see.
>>63803244
When the games first started, no team really wanted to do them, the Cowboys were one of the only teams who accepted the offer.
>people are still sleeping on the panthers
Anyone have a pepe meme with packers?
>>63803244
Its an NFL tradition that both the Lions and Cowboys play on Thanksgiving
>>63803253
>When the games first started
I take that back, when the NFL was looking for someone to do a second Thanksgiving game opposite of the Lions, no one wanted to, but the Cowboys were the ones who accepted.
>>63803244
They are trying to make us vomit all of our food all over the place so we have to go Black Friday shopping for more stuff.
>>63803244
>most followed and recognizable sports team in America
>national holiday when American's liberated this country
The NFL would be lighting money on fire if they didn't have us play today.
>>63803291
to be fair, Cowboys vs Redskins would be a laugh on thanksgiving
Shit QB vs Swagger Nagger
Easy win for Carolina
>>63803291
Lions used to be a classic American city. Then liberalism happened to them.
Number three.
>>63803291
Cowboys were Americas team in the 90s. Now they're a shit franchise that goes 8-8 every year.
>>63803333
Fuck off, Pooru, we're having a decent thread here.
>>63803291
>us
>>63803343
>most valuable sports franchise in the country
Why can't Cowboys haters look at this team objectively?
>>63803256
Why wouldn't we, they're fucking boring
>mfw ppl actually think that this won't be a close game
>mfw the cowshits lose it in the 4th quarter because romo chokes
I applaud the delusional cowshit fans who have stuck by their team, they aren't going to be the team to stop Newton. Should be a good game though
Who's the blondie sitting next to Randy Moss?
If only Tiki was alive to see this game. I know he's smiling down on all of us
>ripip in peace Tiki ;_;
I hope Dez has a good game but that the Panthers still win.
>>63803412
Bullshit. The Cowboys are valuable because Jerruh used his oil money and public taxes to build a fuck huge stadium that doesn't need to exist.
>>63802781
I think it does in that if the Cowboys do win, they do have potential to win every regular season game and possibly reach the playoffs. Big IF, though. Carolina loses it won't be a big deal either, they were bound to lose a game and this one is on a short week, they'll just rally and keep doing well and still make the first or second seed in the NFC anyway.
>>63803313
Heh.
>>63803291
Because Cowboys tripfags are insufferable.
Where my /TurkeyTrot/ bros at? Just back home.
>doing the 5k instead of the 8 mile
>>63802069
>based Godhand
even the cowboys nicknames are gay
who /eatingturkeyforcam/ here?
>>63803959
>tfw broken leg and torn ACL
>tfw couldn't run it breaking my 7 year streak
As a pats fan, I really hope the Panthers lose this one so there's less pressure to go out and win on Sunday to keep up with them. It would really suck to be the one to lose first, so I hope it is them instead.
>>63804293
>being this much of a pussy because of a little leg boo-boo
>>63804396
I know, I'm an utter embarrassment to my family
>>63803663
cowboys were the most valuable franchise long before that though. Theyve been the most popular team in the most popular sport since the 70s
>>63803244
see the above: Because they're America's team. IIRC the league wanted a team to play on Thanksgiving, other teams didn't want to, Cowboys volunteered because they saw it as a great opportunity to have an annual nationally televised game.
>>63803432
game could go either way, betting line now has even odds. Thanks for at least not being the delusional panthers fans that keep thinking the Cowboys are just like any other 3-7 team.
>>63803343
...but.... they're still America's team. They're still the most popular, most televised, and most valuable team.
>>63804778
>betting line now has even odds
Because the bookies have literally stolen everyone's money that put down on Dallas because idiots don't know how to gamble and have now slid the line back in favor of Carolina.
Panthers please win.
The Cowboys shitposting will reach critical mass if you don't. They're already obnoxious enough.
>>63804778
Turn your trip back on nigger. And don't be crying red all after the loss either.
This game will either be over in the second quarter or go to the last second
>>63804986
that's what I find interesting is really either team could BTFO of the other team
Gonna miss kickoff because I'll be driving, anyone else know this shitty feel?
>>63805139
>Driving on the roads during an American holiday/Pre-Black Friday
It's like you're asking to be killed in a car wreck
>>63804293
>tfw right knee almost gave out last quarter mile
>>63805139
wont start the game until after 3pm MT. And will be in a crowded house trying to get an angle on the tv
Brady playing the 75 Steelers? How does he do?
>>63805503
Bitch and moan for a flag every 15 seconds
>>63804778
>game could go either way
cowboys fan posts this and then calls someone else delusional
>>63802692
I'm drinking the Sierra Nevada Vienna lager. Picked up two six packs at the brewery in Asheville since I live in the GOAT state of north Carolina.
>>63806146
but if you live in texas you can pick up coke right from the dealers and skip the middleman.
and as a bonus you can get you head chopped off for free!
>tfw everyone was talking shit all week about Panthers fans being insufferable and coming out of the wood work
>tfw the Panthers are all that stands in the way of cowshit shitposting crashing this board
Please save us based cam.
>>63806202
I'm so white that I was about to explain to you that Coca-Cola is bottled at regional plants all over the US and then I realised you were talking about cocaine...
>>63806430
>I'm so white
try again hector
>>63806359
>yfw Carolina becomes America's New Favorite Team and uses the ammo from annihilating the Cowboys on Thanksgiving to finish the season 19-0 by beating the 18-0 Patriots in the Super Bowl thus giving us another 18-1
Our great-grandchildren will hear tales of the Panthers of Carolina and their heroics, the best of our time.
>>63806478
The only thing Mexicans know about soda is to put real sugar in it instead of high fructose bullshit.
>>63806359
>>63806533
>All this delusion
/sp/ is mostly Pats fans, so no. We want the Patriots to win the owl.
Do Cowboys fans really think theyre going to win this game?
>>63807253
cowboys fans actually think their 3-7 team is the best team in the league.
>>63807253
They think they'll win every game, no matter the odds. They really are the most delusional fanbase in all of sports, even more so than the Cubs.
>>63807253
Yes and the upcoming fall back to Earth, especially if the Panthers BTTFO, will be amazing to watch
Giants fan looking for work in Charlotte reporting in. Trying to get into auto racing.
Finish the job Pantherbros. Send this "Cowshits cumback" meme packing.
>>63807778
If you know anything about machining, put in for the Goodyear facility being built in Concord.
>>63807821
I'm a pencil pusher. I'm trying to get into marketing.
I know one driver in the Truck Series who I've volunteered to be a part-time crewmember for, but the best I can do is parts running/gluing on lugnuts.
>>63807910
Can't help you with that then. Only real pencil pushers I know are people that work for Wells Fargo on the trading floor in the Duke Energy Center.
its almost time lads
i'ma take a quick pregame nap
just hope i dont sleep through the game
mfw to drunk to drive to thankgiving dinner
cowboys are a top 3 team in the NFL and will play the pats in the owl
>>63802069
Romo injured in 1st quarter
>>63809224
Download uber, collect free ride, enjoy turkey beer and football with your family
>>63803136
That's why he's always breaking is fucking back.
>>63803427
objectively wrong
>>63809299
ill try
>>63809255
they have an 8% chance to even make the playoffs
>>63802204
I am.
Go Cam go!
>>63809415
they have the 8%
COWBOYS ARE GOING TO WIN!
>>63809495
>mfw Iggles and Cowgirls got raped today
Happy fucking Thanksgiving
Neutral Migrating here now that the Lions game is done, good luck both sides,
>dubs for 4 passing TDs each
PANTHERFAGS REPORT IN
ROCK HILL HERE
>Panthers facing another team well below .500
Oh what a surprise.. Another cupcake game for Carolina. What a fraud team.
>Packers fan is a hard working midwestern farmer
>Loins fan is a future criminal dindu
Remind me again why you guys hate the Packers more than any other team in the NFC North?
>>63809576
i really really like green bay
>>63809576
>farmer
Enjoy being poor.
>>63807253
They actually think they will go on to win the superbowl after tonight
DAILY REMINDER THAT CAROLINA HASN'T PLAYED A TEAM AT OR ABOVE .500 SINCE NOVEMBER 8TH AND WILL NOT DO SO AGAIN UNTIL DECEMBER 13TH.
>>63809662
>losers still scream this
>>63809662
daily reminder carolina are your super bowl 50 champions
>>63809662
implying atlanter will have a winning record in 3 weeks
>>63809662
>mfw pats have an even easier schedule
>>63809720
Except they do not.
>Mom
>2 Broke Girls
>American "humour"
>>63809662
It's not Carolina's fault that the NFL is hot garbage this year. What's your teams record and why are they so shit when the rest of the league sucks?
what we finna do senpaitachi
>>63809769
My team is 10-0, bitch, and Carolina doesn't have a single opponent on their entire schedule that is on the level of our next opponent.
>>63809821
>patriots bandwagon
baka desu senpai
>>63809863
>Bandwagon
More like born and raised in Massachusetts.
Try again.
I think the Panthers of Carolina will be a superior team today.
>hamplanet: the family
Lads, will cam dab today?
will greg hardy cry?
>mfw longtime panthers fan
Why is E!SPN literally the worst site in sports?
>>63809767
Spoiler that horse face
>>63802742
>Not drinking triple C brewing
>An entire 2 hour program dedicated to the best Owl commercials
lmao
GUYS
IT'S
MEME
TIME
IT'S TIME FOR 10-1.
Cowboys rank 15th on defense against the Run
Carolina Rank 4th in rushing
Carolina Ranked 4th in overall defense
Carolina ranked 7th against the pass
>>63803432
>the cowshits lose it in the 4th quarter because romo chokes
k
>mfw Romo literally (L I T E R A L L Y) has the most game winning 4th quarter drives of all current active QBs
EDP's video today was HOF worthy, really valuable insight
>>63810125
tom brady is better in clutch time senpai. he just doesn't get as many opportunities cuz hes so good
>>63810112
i expect the Panthers to run the ball all day and give romo no chance to pass the ball
The Cowboys have a decent shot at winning this. Don't be surprised if they win.
Plz just give the ball to Dez
Let the nigga eat PLZ
PLZ
>the best day of the year
>native american genocide day
you guys are sick
STREAM WITH CHAT HERE LADS:
http://zunox.eu/zunox1.html
WHO /food coma/ HERE?
WAT
Who are the sweet potatoes of the NFL?
>>63810183
just finished eating
>>63810181
>this site has harmful programs
nah
>After today the Cowboys will be known for this.
Hello my American amigos.
i actually prefer trumpet to singing
>>63810192
the absolute madman
USA USA USA USA USA USA
I assume we'll mostly see european flags during this game. Surely no americans spend Thanksgiving on 4chan instead of enjoying dinner with their family?
Finally, not a singer who fucks up the anthem.
>>63810202
the giants
Now play taps for that cowboy ass thats about to be whipped
>>63810227
i'll take it over some nigger doing acapella
I typically pride myself in being a decent judge of character, and I always feel like Cam tries way too hard to come off as the humble and nice guy. I appreciate what he does with handing kids the football, but I just think he's often not authentic.
>>63810224
Fucking people in the ass? I mean, I expect a win, but not a raping
>>63810234
I already ate fuccboi
>>63810162
Best day is when we eat 150 million hot dogs.
>>63810234
>implying we all have families
fuck you eurofag
AMERICA
Post yfw Cowboys BTFO of the panthers
man america is such a based country
>mfw Romo is going to lead the Cowboys to the AFC Championship game
I'M HERE SENPAITACHI
>>63810268
isn't that every day?
>>63810183
Le epic too much food meme xD upvote if u also go through this relatable situation lmaoooo
>>63810263
He doesn't care about what you think white boi.
>two NFC teams on CBS
I threw up a little
At least they chose what is by far the most boring matchup of the day
>white uni's
GG it's over, cowboys win
These unis are fucking hideous on both teams
>>63810312
You okay buddy?
trips and cowboys win
>>63810279
:(
what killed them?
was it heart disease or gun crime?
>these gross fucking Carolina unis
>>63810317
>45-14
>not boring
>>63810312
>no fun allowed
faggot
>Panthers uniforms
disgusting desu senpai
>>63810334
Nah, I'm kind of depressed and sometimes get touchy. Sorry senpai.
>Norman already taunting
Bryant is gonna fuck him up
R O M O
O
M
O
LOL
LOL
ROMO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lol
i love this game already
L M A O
FUCK
R O M O
O
M
O
>ROMO
KEK
WHAT
pick 6 LOL
>mexican qbs
>THE SHITTY OF DALLASS
gg panthers
>THE CITY OF TONY ROMO
>Romo giving them hope
He's setting up something big
romo pls
BLACKED
L
A
C
K
E
D
>mfw romo
Welp
>Dallas fags still defend Romo
TONY HOMO TONY HOMO
romo is back indeed
AHAHAHAHAHAH GET FUCKED AMERICAS FAGGOTS GO HANG YOUR HEAD IN SHAME
HA
>tony schlomo
>literally everyone said to start Romo
and i was stupid enough to believe them. jesus.
BOOM BITCH!!!
>Muh MVP Godhand
>>63810301
Its about 7 billion over the entire summer. Not sure about the entire year but its a lot of dog
>HOMO
>COWGRILLS
>MY SIDES
>TURNED OVER
PICK ALL YOU FAGGOTS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>homo
kekimus maximus
>>63810402
well done romeo
>romo
>Cam already scoring without being on the field
E L I T E
>M-MUH JEWHAND
>>63810440
GOAT film
B
T
FUCK
O
ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO
>romo
>the entire city of texas
hahahahahahaa
>cowshits
>Panthers are going to be 11-0
I don't like it
gotta get them giant bros into the playoffs.
>Cowboy fans thought they were contenders in the offseason
>they doubted my gets
>#concussionmovie
>>63810515
I love u :3
That interception PROVES that Newton is goat. Step aside, Brady.
>these Comfy uniforms
who /pajamas/?
>Luke Wilson as Goodell
Well that didn't take long
>>63810545
Do people actually dislike Cam?
>Concussion movie commercial during football
What kek
>ROMO WILL CARRY THE COWBOYS TO WIN
>ROMO IS BACK THE COWBOYS ARE UNBEATABLE
GET FUCKED YOU DAMN MEXICANS
ROMO BLOWS AND SO DO THE COWBOYS
GAINTS WALKING INTO THE ENDZONE AS WINNERS OF THE NFC
TRULY THANKFUL #THANKSGIVING #FUCKTHECOWGIRLS
Am I the only one who unironically think these color rush uniforms are pretty based?
>>63810583
Ton's of people are butthurt he gets millions and actually has FUN out there.
>>63810583
I do. Reminds me of "that guy" who would never shut the fuck up in class.
>>63810555
>IS THERE A LINK BETWEEN GIANT MEN HITTING EACH OTHER, AND CONCUSSIONS
What the fuck do they think?
>dez not even trying
>mfw people told me Romo was elite
>dez too busy chimping out to prevent the pick 6
Romovember getting BTFO
>>63810596
The cowboys uniform is really good. Not really a fan of the Panthers one though.
>>63810596
yes
>MY FACE WHEN COWSHITS "FANS" THOUGHT THEY WERE WINNING THIS GAME
KEEP POUNDING MOTHERFUCKERS
3 AND OUT
A
N
D
O
U
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>>63810596
All except the jags/bills/jets
>>63810596
I like the all white cowgirls, ambivalent towards the Panthers ones
pretty envious of giants/redskins fans today
>>63810583
I started disliking him when he ruined that GreenBay Banner. I started looking into other shitty things he's done and I decided he was a temperamental child
He's also a furry
REPLY TO THIS POST TO EMPOWER CAM NEWTON
Are we gonna watch 3 fucking blowouts in one day?
Is tony romo the most overrated player in pro sports? Never done anything other than be a middle of the road QB but everyone sucks his dick like hes Brady or something.
THREE AND OUT
H
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A
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D
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>THESE GUYS ARE EXTREME ATHLETES
Bravo
>>63810663
\o/ take my power, Cam
>>63810660
Either you're a GB fan or you're a petty bitch.
Pick one.
>>63810666
devil trips say yes
>>63810666
Looks like it, satan.
How many dabs for Cam "the dabman" Newton?
>>63810663
\o/
>>63810663
He doesn't need it but he can have it anyway
>>63810663
GO CAM GO
>>63810660
>not appreciating a hilarious troll of entitled fans
Whatcha drinkin' lads?
based gin and tonic w/ lime here
>>63810669
I would kill for a 'middle of the road qb' like romo and so would fans of most other teams
>>63810663
dab on 'em cam
>GREEN 80
>GREEN 80
>HUT
Those panther outfits are GOAT
>>63810663
\o/
>point break remake
espnwhyguy.gif
>>63810733
READYYYYYYYY
>>63810724
New Belguim Fat Tire.
>>63810728
iktf
>>63810663
\o/
>>63810724
Oh my god, that is literally my jam.
Had no idea G&Ts were a thing in america
>>63810749
Good choice my man
>>63810763
They're GOAT britbro
>>63810743
I saw that too. Looks like shit.
>>63810724
no room in stomach for beer
YET
Bets on Sean Lee getting a concussion this game?
>Patriots undefeated
>Offseason Cheating Scandal
>Giants squeaking into the playoffs
>New coordinator
>Dynamic receiver
>4 years later
Does anyone doubt the Giants will
Win the owl? It is written
>>63810728
And that's what kills your franchise. When you pay a mediocre QB like Romo or Flacco big money you hamstring your organization and doom it for 5 to 10 years.
You are literally better off starting random rookies every game until one sticks rather than hitching the future of your franchise to an average player.
>>63810724
Literally the only good drink
Why are niggers allowed to play quarterback?
>Cam
>MVP
NFL are so cücked that Brady will win, they're grasping straws
>>63810774
Ohhhh snap I know whachu mean
Time to get blasted on grain alcohol.
>>63810788
they run fast
>>63810778
R*dskins will win the NFC East
>>63810788
because they don't throw pick 6s on the 3rd play of the game
>>63810786
flacco has an Owl. You can win with a decent-to-good qb like that.
You're not going to be great every year like the pats or packers but I'll settle for one owl in a decade
>>63810789
>Confirmed cheater
>MVP
Panthers always remind me of Mike Tolbert which always reminds me of Mike alstott who was the GOAT fullback/white guy in NFL history
>$CAM
>>63810789
Palmer deserves it more tho
>the city of carolina
>be me
>walk into my bedroom to charge my phone
>my 15 year old hot blonde cousin is passed out on my bed
wat do lads?
>>63810763
gin is my preferred booze but i get a lot of banter because of it. too smooth for americana manhood, apparently. then they sip down aged whiskeys that are actually smoother, the fuckers.
>Long field goal attempt
It's not long. It's just that Carolina don't have any elite kickers
>>63810841
r-rape
>>63810841
take pics
>>63810825
>mike alstott
Holy shit he was awesome
>>63810841
Tuck her in and fap silently
>>63810841
Stuff her turkey hole if you know what I'm sayin
>>63810830
I have a question for you. is Romo a hero in mexico? was aaron hernandez?
>>63810841
Take pics and we will decide whether you should rape
>>63810841
Tell her you are role-playing as the lions and she is the eagles
>cowgirls btfo already
Step up cowgirl phams, you need to send Carolina to their second loss
>>63810841
You already know what you want to do so just do it
>>63810841
descartes.tiff
>>63810877
>I posted it again lol!
>>63810883
We're not all perverts you fucking misogynist
>>63810877
Are you trying to rustle my jimmies
>>63810830
Cards to go all the way t b h, Kurt Warner Redemption Bowl
>>63810843
huh it doesn't have that rep here.
G&Ts are for everyone regardless of gender, age, social standing etc.
Posh people drink them and so do Glaswegians
>>63810909
>>63810908
Guys don't acknowledge him, he's autistic don't give him power.
anyone else think these announcers suck balls?
>>63810908
>y-you too
>>63810830
Note even among cowboys fans, they hate him. Romo is as Mexican as Tex-Mex tacos.
Hernandez was literally who. Pats fans are so casual they only know Brady and the white manlet who catches his slants.
LUCKY WHITEHEAD END AROUND WHEN
T R A CY
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>>63810724
>tfw none of the liquor stores near me sell gin anymore
Drinking a john daly right now
>>63810922
What's your favorite gin?
Stuff I can find easily is Bombay, but I went spirit tasting once and had the GOAT gin, but I forgot the name and have since been searching for this miracle liquid
>>63810946
Shit I'm retarded, Meant to >>63810868
>>63802692
Based Cheerwine, a Carolinian's drink of choice.
Who /moneyonpanthers/ here?
Literally free money from the bookies
>panthers
>>63810946
Gin and tonic is an old persons drink.
Gin and juice is a black people drink.
Normal people in America don't drink gin, most people are vodka or whisky drinkers
>>63810841
Do a 360 and walk away
>>63810963
>tfw when sharks/giants fan and I hate you but it's thanksgiving so I'll be cool for today.
You're in nor cal right?
Stores or bevmo's all over should have gin
>>63810973
amen brother
>>63810968
Hendricks, the patrician choice
>>63810992
Gin and Tonic be a based drink yo
>>63810968
Hendricks, but that's Scottish so I doubt it was the one you tasted.
>>63810968
Not who youre responding to, but if youre not drinking Aviator or Beefeater than youre doing it wrong, faggot.
>>63810968
Bombay Sapphire is the purest form of trash Gin here in the UK
>>63810992
I always though that until I tried it
Gin and tonic w/ lime >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> vodka and soda w/ lemon
It's easy for me to put down g&t all night. It's the GOAT drink to get riggity-riggity-wrecked
Go Panthers
Sincerely this fan of the shitty Redskins
>Running the ball straight into the line of enemy players
Why?
>>63811027
this is the closest I've ever felt to america on /sp/. god bless you
BEASLEY
E
A
S
L
E
Y
>>63811069
Happy Thursday britbro
>>63811027
>>63811069
My brethren
>>63811057
I think gin is nasty it tastes like a pine trees to me but whatever males you happy bro.
>>63811063
Desperation
>>63811017
Nah im in socal
Liquor stores dont carry it but you can still get it at the grocery store. Which is actually a good thing because its a lot cheaper
Oh and happy turkeyday rivalbro
The Panthers are guaranteed to go 16-0, aren't they?
>>63811061
I'm a SF fan (Live in the bay area) But I like watching the Panthers. They're playing on my birthday, and kicking ass too.
It baffles me that everyone has written off the cowshits in the nfc east race. They're only two games behind the gnats and arguably the best team in the division with Romo back.
THIS ELITE DEFENSE
>>63811102
it's good in certain mixed drinks but yeah, it's literally the water left over after you toss the christmas tree out
>>63811061
Hey mate we gonna be rooting fo u on Sunday. we wud like the same support :*
WTF DATS PI
WTF
WTF
>>63811116
If the refs have anything to say about it.
DON'T LET THE COWBOYS SCORE FOR FUCK SAKE
>>63810985
/here/ Put all my money on them.
Literally free money. 1.90 odds here, what odds you got Bård?
I don't understand the rules for catches and fumbles anymore
>get away with flagrant penalties
Cool "elite" defense you got there Carolina.
>>63811124
>gifted an obvious PI
>elite
L M A O
CAN'T BELIEVE THEY DIDN'T CALL PI
>>63811116
Stuck watching Disney channels Paynus & ferb or whatever
Whats going on in the game?
even though that was an good drive
Cowboys offense looks disjointed
>cowboys fans coming out of the woodwork after 2 months
ok
>>63811136
>>63811137
nice flags are you guys boyfriend and boyfriend?
>>63811116
Yes the Super Bowl will be undefeated Panthers vs. undefeated Patriots. CAR wins 28-17. I know this because I am one of the government actors who attended the game when it was filmed in a secret bunker in July.
>>63811061
>Tfw had to cheer for the skins before we got a pro team in carolina.
Dem Joe Gibbs counter tre superbowl years
>Want nothing more than to drink
>Spending time with family, only 20
Life is suffering
>>63811027
>>63811031
I'll have to look for it
>>63811039
Beefeater is right up there, haven't had aviator
>>63811054
I just like it so much
If the Cowboys lose this one they still have chances of winning the division?
>>63811154
Nothing that interetsing, the Panthers' schedule is just so easy that they can't lose.
So how about them NFL referees, huh?
>>63811171
Same boat this year tbhf
tfw cowboys didnt fold like i expected them 2
>mfw panthers still didnt allow a td in the redzone
>>63811165
I'm okay with this mr. actor man
>based turkey captcha
>>63811137
Sup finnbro.
Laine or puljujujujujujujuju?
If Romo was healthy this whole time the Cowboys would be leading the division by like 2-3 games
>>63811165
>Carolina niggers actually believe they can beat the Pats
>>63811137
Got 2.06 on Panthers -2.5
Absolutely ridicolous odds
>>63811172
Hendricks>Gordons>Beefeater>Plymouth>>>>>Tanqueray>>>>>>>>>>>Bombay Sapphire
>meme commercial
>>63811216
I'd put a quick hundo on that
>Dallas moving the ball against Carolina's D.
10-1 confirmed.
>>63811165
I don't think the Pantheres will beat the Patriots if the Patriots are reasonably healthy. The Patriots are good against the run and against running QBs, and the Panthers don't have good enough #2-#3 receivers to test the Patriots' CBs. Carolina will only win if the Patriots offense turns it over a ton of times, or if they can block for long enough to get a lot of big plays on deep balls.
To beat the Patriots you have to throw deep, throw short to RBs or TEs, and throw often.
>>63811194
>>63811171
Are you guys hardcore christfags or something? I was allowed to drink at family functions at 15, nobody gave a shit my parents knew I drank on the weekends at parties anyway. As long as I wasn't driving they gave no fucks.
>>63811201
considering their luck the o-line would have gotten hurt instead
LOOK AT ALL THESE MVPS
>>63811230
TURKEY LEG YOU TASTE SO GOOD
>>63811230
It was a commercial for literal trash.
>>63811171
>>63811194
>having relatives that won't let you sample some booze in a safe, controlled setting
not saying i'd get my teenage cousins drunk but 20 is fine
>>63811116
>lose to the patriots in the super bowl
>>63811227
Don't like tanqueray or gordons as much. I can put back Bombay all night though
Cowboys playing from behind the entire game wew
>>63811166
How fucking old are you?
Refs are the mods of the sports world. they're clearly socially inept and drunk on their own 'power'
dat catch
GOD DAMN IT
>>63811283
>lul i hate mods and janitors do i fit in yet?
you're fucking sad m8
>>63811171
Mormon detected
>>63811270
fuck off underage
They hugged :3
WHO /HAM/ HERE?
>criminals shaking hands
Oh the irony
3 leg greg
GREG OLSEN IS A DOMESTIC VIOLENCE APOLOGIST
>>63811257
Having relatives that would rather watch Disney channel so the kid will shut up than giving the rugrat some whiskey and watching football
Fuck my life
>>63811301
Jannie pls go
You're in a bar in Alaska and this man slaps your gf's ass. What do?
>tfw lightweight and only have to have 2 drinks before getting tipsy, full on drunk at 4-5
>>63811257
I have one relative in particular that's really against it. My parents and most of my aunts/uncles don't give a shit.
It sucks tbqhwy
>>63811313
What are you some kind of communist or something?
>incomplete
>run for no gain
>"Go for it."
>24 yard gain
Riverboat Ron I fucking swear
>>63811301
i was actually just trying to point out how weird the refs seem as people.
>our medicine can make you live longer
>may cause death
Kek
>>63811310
That was actually pretty cute.
>>63811339
Pay the stud fee
>>63811339
You should hear that rap song he did in Miami.
Greg''the third leg'' Olsen
>>63811339
Offer to let him fuck her
>>63811339
Allow him to carry the ball to the 20
>>63811342
>tfw German and half to drink more than a half cup of 100 proof vodka
>>63811200
Howdy. Pulju ofc.
Why the fuck is Dallas challenging?
>challenge
That was definitely a no catch, good challenge
>challenging after the commercial break
Goddamn ivy league ginger
>>63811381
Ball hit the ground
>>63811216
Very gud.
>>63811381
because lol
fUK DA cOWKEKS
>>63811373
I like not giving to spend more then $20 to get blasted
>>63811375
Sweet, I'll tell my friends a pro scout told me he would be the next GOAT
>>63811381
who needs time outs familia
>keep on sucking
AYYYYYEEEEE
Odds is head to school.
Evens I stay with my comfy NFL set and /sp/ bros.
Jolly Rancher's message to the Cowboys
>KEEP ON SUCKING
Is Garrett retarded?
He should be fired for that challenge alone.
>>63811429
See ya Italy
How good is the Panthers' O line?
If the Cowboys weren't so mentally challenged they wouldn't have challenged that call
>>63811407
Nice. I'm from the same city so I know he is the next GOAT.
Above average but they lost Silatolu.
>>63811449
they're middle of the road. Center is good. Tolbert is a great fullback C plus at best
>>63811429
try not to lose your head on the way to school
>>63811449
They hold their own
cam "no sliding" newton
Why the fuck is it so hot in the stadium? Can is fucking drenched
