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Janitor, the purpose of this website if for people to enjoy it and post on it, why are you deleting one of the most popular threads on this board (also read the fucking README and this is not a soc thread thingy)? edition

THIS IS NOT A /SOC/ THREAD
WE ARE NOT SWAPPING INFO/PICS
WE ARE NOT TRYING TO MEET EACH OTHER
WE ARE CREATING AND SHARING ORIGINAL CONTENT

Come talk about your qts, advise other autists how to hold conversations, improve your social skills, contribute to general Interpals banter, and become happy normies, or slightly happier robots.

***NEWFAGS READ THIS FIRST***
OP PASTEBIN WITH FAQS, SCRIPTS, PASTAS, INFOGRAPHICS & ADVICE:
http://pastebin.com/vt3wZ0NU

Remember not to give your personal info out to crazies.

Old thread #19
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/29097891

Don't post a new thread:
>until the current thread is almost at the bump limit (50 posts short of it is too early)
>without including all of the info in the OP
>without linking the old thread
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First for all the girls on this site are cringe worthy
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oh and
>yfw omegle threads where literal normies are sitting in front of a fucking webcam are okay but this somehow isn't
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First for non-whites get fucked.
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>>29103522
>THIS IS NOT A /SOC/ THREAD
this is a /soc/ thread you dumbfuck, what else would it be?

go to /soc/
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I offer evidence that these threads belong here
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>>29103659
robots pretending to be chads, we can't there since then it's defeating the purpose of helping robots feels like chads.
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>>29103661
kek, what kind of notetaking program or website is that?
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>>29103659
You forgot to read the 3 lines below that
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>>29103659
This is robots trying to find lonely qts from around the world.
Even if you're ugly, you can still talk to them and they respond.
You should try.
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>>29103734
It's Interpals notes section where you can write notes. The guy taking notes thought they were private but it turns out they weren't set to private and everybody could see them.
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>>29103661

So anyone can view these? Christ.
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>>29103839
oh god

this is an original comment
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Does anyone ever write on the wall of a profile? All i see are african or brazilian guys begging for friends
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>>29103734
interpals has it's own
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I usually avoid weeb girls but these South American qts with their anime are so nice.
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how do I deal with bitches who are sarcastic all the time? shit is just annoying
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>tfw this site enables desperate amerilards to taint the last few good white women left on the planet

leave my euro women alone, they might pick up cancerous ideas like social justice and cuck fetishes from you losers.

swedish women are ok though. that hellhole is a lost cause.
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>>29104030
European women are usually more leftist than Americans

t. user of interpals since 2011
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>>29103990
>how do I deal with bitches
Dont.
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>muslim qt acts like she's being so benevolent by allowing me to be agnostic
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>>29104176
like most girls on interpals are cunts, I can't deal with it
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>>29104258
post an example of an intergal being a cunt towards you
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>>29104308
it's mostly sarcasm, and when I try to flirt with them they just shut it down
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>>29104097
Euro leftism =/= American leftism
Last time i checked our schools and universities didn't have safe spaces, trigglypuffs walking around or a fear of discussing anything controversial.


LEAVE EURO WOMEN ALONE! REEEEEEE!

t. someone who doesn't even use interpals
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I think that it's just the median girl is inherently leftist since they feel like they should be feminist. Most girls I've talked to aren't really annoying radical leftists, they just have leftist views as their default.
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>>29104477
Russian and Muslim women often don't

Asian too actually
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>>29104030
European women are too busy getting fucked Muslim donkeys to pick up social justice
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any hellotalk advice? after making an account what do?
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whoever made qtcrawler is a fucking don

thankyou
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>message qt right as she is going to bed

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I HATE THESE DAMN TIME DIFFERENCES
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will this get me an e girlfriend
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>>29105204
>Mfw black and Chinese girls on HelloTalk love me

Definitely post a moment, you can say something as simple as "hi everyone, im new here". I guarantee you'll get a decent amount of messages. Put something simple in your profile about how you are willing to hell others with English and make friends, and set your age limits on who can find you.

Also, dont be flirty but be playful. Because the devs take the language learning concept of the app seriously. I like to go along with the whole language learning thing(Im actually serious about learning but also qt's) and just get the qts comfortable with me until they like me well enough as a person. After a while they may want to add me on wechat.

Although dont expect to get secondary messenger info left and right, it can take some time. Not everyone wants it, some people are serious about English, and others just want to make friends, so it may take a while. Hell one Chinese girl added me on Skype yesterday and she had just met me, all because she liked talking to me. And I swear another one I added on WeChat is in love with me. I told her I was 19(Shes 25), but at the same time, I don't think she really cares.

However, I can only speak for Chinese, because you are only allowed to select one language to learn(If you want more than one, it costs money).
You will only speak to people from the country of the language you chose, and all of them will want to speak to someone who's native language is English.

>Protip: It helps to know a bit of the language of the person you are speaking to. Bitches love that shit.

>Hope I helped and good luck!
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Been talking to a Thai girl for a whole week straight, paragraph long messages and no sign of the conversation ending any time soon. When should I book the wedding?
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>>29105699
>talking to qt from istanbul
>she tells me she has an exam tomorrow
>its 2am in her timezone
I should tell her to get some sleep but oh well
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>tfw Brazilian qt from the countryside
>tfw Italian qt from the countryside
Why are hicks a best
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>>29106407
Cos cities encourage the cock carousel.
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>>29106102
I'm not sure if I should stay up all night to talk to her in the morning, or just wait for tomorrow afternoon
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>>29106407
hey hold on fucker is the BR qt a 20 yo christian girl?
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>>29107453
n-no
yes
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>>29107503
shes mine asshole
MINE!
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>>29107537
You're going to have to take her from me first >:^)
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>>29107537
>>29107573
She's probably talking to 50 more guys.
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>>29107594
DELETE THIS

>>29107573
Sao Paolo at noon, meet me
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>>29107645
I'll be there, we will duel for waifu
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why are Singaporeans such sluts?
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>>29108099
british colonisation
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lads how do you move on from small talk to getting them to be your gf
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>>29108776
>hey wanna be my gf x)
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tfw all these Jewess say they're fluent in english, yet it's just so cute reading their messages, and how ill-fluent they come across as. It feels like most have the writing skills of a 10 year old.
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>>29107453
eh kinda, which state is she from
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>>29109231
She's listed at Belo Horizonte
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>>29109665
ok that's far from mine
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What's the general consensus on mainland Chinese girls?
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>>29110587
I haven't spoken to any that know enough english to not be kind of boring. They're nice though.
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>>29103522
>WE ARE CREATING AND SHARING ORIGINAL CONTENT

You fucking lying bitch.

Janitors, delete this shit
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>make profile 4 months ago to randomly look at girls
>see r9k thread and decide to actually fill in profile and take a photo outside on a walk with doge
>don't use qtcrawler because its a waste of time and cheating
>50 views 1st day and 12 messages, majority from europe
>worlds hottest dutch girl keeps viewing profile
>majority of girls mention stuff from my profile that i mentioned, hiking, metal bands or movies.

Honestly take a photo in the sun outside and take a fucking ton till one is decent on a non-potato phone and get someone to take it like I did and fill your profile honeslty and put some actual stuff to talk about in it.

Anyone asking what I look like, I look like fucking small-jon from game of thrones.
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Bumpin this thread
Original comment
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anyone else having trouble logging in on chrome?
works fine in FF
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>>29111639
>using chrome
well there's your problem.
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>>29111746
I don't usually, I just wanna run qtcrawler
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>>29111776
>>29111746
never mind im retarded theres a FF version
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>Girl views your profile
>"Her profile settings wont allow you to contact her"
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>>29111978
There's some french chick who keeps doing that and in her bio she says "just add me on facebook :)" and I looked at it and it looks like a fake account of some sort.
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>>>/soc/23871302

DAILY REMINDER THAT PEOPLE LIKE THIS EXIST

FAT WOMEN ARE SCUM
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>>29112049
whats the name of the girl, i think i may have the same girl looking
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>>29112154
Mariaced
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>>29112049
>>29112154
Sounds a lot like /mariaced
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>>29112222
>>29112210
Yup thats her, she 100% fake?
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>>29112252
well it doesn't seem like anyone can message her and he facebook is a bunch of dudes obviously from interpals, commenting on empty posts

you decide
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My qt wants me to tell her something she can record in english to see how good she is. what should I have her say? (nothing lewd please)
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>>29112468
Ball is love, ball is life. Ball don't lie, ball don't cry. Long live ball and fuck Golden State they don't ball
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>>29103522
it's soc tier and also shilling your shit site. finally my reporting is paying off
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>>29113275
Why does it bother you so much?

hmmmmmm?
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what the fuck is up with that dog nose/ears shit?
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>>29113925
It's a snapchat filter that normies use
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Is it worth messaging girls with head scarves? Are any of them secretly slutty?
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>>29114298
Probably a waste of time.
If you're gonna do it though, SEA muzzies probably have a higher chance of being slutty than middle easterners.
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>>29114351
You can get indonesian and malaysian nudes. but don't put a ton of effort into it.
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>>29113530
it negatively effects post quality and encourages soc tier posters
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>>29114372
Yeah, that's what I figured.

>>29114394
>it negatively effects post quality
Where do you think you are?
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>>29114414
>Where do you think you are?
r9k, which isn't soc
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How do I convince girls to send me pictures/lewds with today being my birthday? What Hispanic countries have the sluttiest women?
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>>29114687
>How do I convince girls to send me pictures/lewds with today being my birthday?
Gotta build up a rapport first.

>What Hispanic countries have the sluttiest women?
Definitely Brazil, but good luck with that 'cause you're gonna be competing with a lot of Chads.
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>qt in your own country goes to sleep
>qt across the world still hasn't woken up yet
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>>29115210
Go to sleep anon. Save that energy for the qts.
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Venezuelan qt just went full sexual on me. I dunno how I preformed with the language barrier.
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>she keeps signing offline when you login
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>>29103895
The guys are always some kind of Arab/African, while the girls are always Thai/Indonesian/some Turks. Why don't they just get together and leave the whites/NE Asians in peace?
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>>29110587
Most are ugly and the few qts you find on here are really clingy

Would not recommend. HKers/Taiwanese are fine though
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>>29115342
I persevered and now she is up, too bad I'm almost too tired to talk
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What are your guys experience with girls who directly say in bold all capped letters saying no perverts of people looking for sex

Are those girls freaks?
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What works best as a good first message for a thai girl?
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>>29116328
"Hi! ^^"

original help
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>>29116328
Say these words exactly:
"Phuket? More like Phuckyou LOL!"
Works every time.

In all seriousness, read over their profile and mention/ask about things they put in it.
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>>29116446
What if I'm not white? Then more difficult or no hope?
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>>29116470
What kind of not-white are you?
No matter what, it will be harder if you aren't white, but how much harder depends on your race.
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>>29116145
>stay up all night
>she reads the message without replying
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>>29116487
I am black
>Original Commento.
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>>29116548
Wait a bit longer, she's probably chatting with someone else at the moment :^)

>>29116560
Good luck, dude.
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>>29110718
Greentext is OC. Plenty of that in these threads. Some of it hilarious and/or cringeworthy.
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>>29116598
So all is lost....
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>>29116634
Nah, just get some more qts on the side while you wait.
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>>29114394
>it negatively effects post quality
top lols. These are one of the few threads where there is genuine discussion and no shitposts or bait. (Apart from from people like you passing by)

>encourages soc tier posters
any /soc/ posters are told to fuck right off. Posting your profile is frowned upon.
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what do you say to girls as a NEET when the ask whether you work or studying?

i've been lying but i can't fucking stand lying and it's only going to end up fucking me over if we end up getting close
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>>29116685
Probably time to go to school or get a job, honestly.
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>>29116651
But I want Asian dammit!

> Considering going back to HelloTalk where I actually do pretty well at.
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>>29116685
I tell 'em the truth. Believe it or not, it's worked out well for me so far.
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>>29116715
trying to

>>29116752
what words do you use so you dont sound like a true shut in

'im currently unemployed' or what

also do they ask you what your plans are and if so what are they?
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>>29116782
I tell them that I'm a shut-in trying to get his life back on track.
Like I said, just be honest. If you want to go back to school, tell them. If you're trying to get a job, tell them.

The nice thing about interpals is that there's plenty of qts if you screw up.
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>>29116782
>also do they ask you what your plans are and if so what are they?

Different anon than one you're asking the question to, but:

>"I was taking classes..."
>"but I ran into trouble paying for them"
>"and now my goal is to find work to save up to pay for classes"

I personally think it's golden because you're not lying (too much), and it shows you have goals.
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>>29116782
Plans?

Crashing this plane with no survivors.
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>>29116847
that's pretty good but if it's a lie with no truth to it don't you think they'll eventually find out

>>29116882
kek
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>>29116889
>that's pretty good but if it's a lie with no truth to it don't you think they'll eventually find out

If you said you're "trying to" in regards to my earlier comment about it's time for you either to go to school or get a job, then there would have to be at least some truth to you saying what I suggested, right?
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>very close with pen pal
>almost a month ago she said she's been real sad lately
>hasn't messaged me back, but has read my messages
I know she likes to read my messages while she's on the train to work, so I still messaged her a few times without her responding. There have been month long gaps between us before. At what point am I sending too many messages? I feel like a jackals, but I'm not sure whether she does actually like reading them or if they start to annoy her.
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>>29116937

>"I was taking classes..."
>"but I ran into trouble paying for them"
>"and now my goal is to find work to save up to pay for classes"

there's not any truth for me in that though, if that's true for you then i think you're good to say it but i think id eventually get found out since i've never attended school beyond 18
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>>29117018
I don't think we're on the same page.

I'm under the impression that you, you in particular, want to go back to school, right?
Then just say some shit that you're looking for a job so then you can work to going back to school. You don't have to exactly say that you were taking classes.
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>>29117072
oh i see what you mean

but i think saying you've tried and been to school sounds 10 times more better then 'i have plans to' which could easily been seen as bullshit
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Where the fuck are all these russians coming from?

I changed my profile picture and it's just been russian qts for like 2 days straight.
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>>29117099
Well, to answer your original post; yes. I would say go with not lying to her. Notice how I didn't say go with the 'truth'. If you lie to her, that will probably back fire on you. But as long as you don't talk about your past, you could always just talk about the future saying you're trying to go back to school. It's at least in a positive light that way.
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reminder that the OP's script is malware
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>>29117199
yeah i completely agree about sticking as close to the truth as possible but the 'trying to go back to school' part isn't true at all for me and like i say i'd probably get found out eventually
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>>29117193
Sheeeit

Can you at least describe differences in your profile picture?

I want ruskies so bad but I just can't get 'em
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Do real girls go on here?
Why?
How do they know about it?
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>literally breaking this 36 year old korean's faith in God.
Feels good.

I've never felt so fedora worth.
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>>29117431

Just a really quick shitty selfie. I'm wearing quite large spectacles if that helps. I'm not that particularly attractive.

It's also worth pointing out that most of the russians I've spoken to aren't that interesting. I added one to facebook though.
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>>29117592
get this

They go on here to speak with native English speakers to practice their English.

get this

this isnt a dating website.
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>tfw qt hasn't been online since having some internet problems

I know her mobile number and that she uses some chat app, how long is too soon to add her on that?
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>>29117614
anon thats a girl.
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>>29117653

Yeah, the russian qt I added.
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>>29117614
>Just a really quick shitty selfie. I'm wearing quite large spectacles if that helps
was your previous profile pic the same though?

I wondered if there was some difference in the two pics which attracts the russkies.
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>>29117650
Why do you know her mobile number but still talk to her on interpals instead of whatsapp or something?
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>>29117678

My previous picture was a candid photo of me at a party with some friends, holding a beer.
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MODS do your job you lazy bugnholes

this thread is a repeating one bypassing the bot which is extremely illegal
its also a shitty soc tier thread that has no place on r9

and the fucking dog template infuriates me because i cant comprehend who would think its cute or funny, ITS RETARDED


MODS MODS M0DS MODS MODS M0DS MODS MODS M0DS
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>tfw no qts
holy fuck you guys are practically pseudo chads. even in this tiny pond I'm just a piece of plankton
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>>29117794
Filter it and get better taste in anime girls you cuck
>calling for mods like an abandoned child
>>>/reddit/
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>>29117694
write long messages with keyboard

>>29117794
go back to fembot thread #324235 tfw no gf thread #324123 trap thread #314234 you are missed there
>and the fucking dog template infuriates me because i cant comprehend who would think its cute or funny, ITS RETARDED
that's the point you idiot
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>>29117835
DONT BE SO DELUDED TO THINK THIS IS A ROBOT THREAD

these are normal people who use r9k for easy attention because people are so desperate here a failed 4/10 soc normie gets showered in attention soc wouldnt provide
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>>29117835
did you use the crawler for 1000s views? Did you actually fill your profile? Did you take some photo that isn't in a dark room?

also half the "qts" aren't qt at all, don't take qt too literally
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>>29117872
this thread is basicly escaped pedos from int
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Should I reward this Polish qt for her follow up message?
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>>29117960
she's basically saying she wants your dick.
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>>29117960
NORMIE PSEUDO CHADS GET OUT REEEEE
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Anyone else stuck in the friendship zone:

>never talk about nothing sexual
>talk about meeting up- and doing friend things together
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>>29118243
You think that's bad?
I had one girl message me out of the blue about how she was sad 'cause her boyfriend just broke up with her.
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>>29118257
girl im talking to told me she takes birth control because you never know, has had mutiple boyfriends, and a FWB.
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>>29118270
Why are you even talking to her?
You're basically cucking yourself at that point.
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>>29118303
We have lots in common.
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>mfw turkroach messages me and says I look very good
>don't respond because I hate turks
she was a girl, btw
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>>29118377
>tfw turk qts never talk to me
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Where is your sympathetic Ukrainian qt, /r9k/?
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>>29118359
it's over for you. just pull the trigger
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Russian girls are annoying, they send messages all the time but never send nudes, at least Thais will get their tits out
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>>29118481
Shes the only one i really get along with on that garbage website, and our messages are long as fuck. Takes me like two hours just to reply.
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>>29118490
my man are you a literal cuck?
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somebody should start a list of women that have given nudes so we know who to avoid
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>>29114861
no way, Mexican chicks are way sluttier than Brazilian
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>>29118550
the ones who give nudes are usually new to the site and delete their account after a few months because they're mentally unstable

the girls who have been on interpals for years are usually in relationships and use it purely for language practice
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>>29118516
no why do you ask that?
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>>29118595
my qt has been on interpals for 2 years and she claims she has never been into a relationship
she's interested in me though
hmm.....
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>>29118634
do you think she is the type to send nudes
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>>29118634
Where is she from?
optiy
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>>29118651
She's very shy and awkward, at least from what I could tell after talking to her for a week
>>29118665
Russia
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>>29118690
Russian girls never send nudes
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>tfw my qt doesn't like repeating herself

>i told you once already
>i told you already
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>>29118834
tell her to shut the fuck up and answer
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>>29118834
i worry that they'll realize i'm talking to multiple qts if i keep asking the same questions.
there's too much info to keep track of
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>some bitch posts a simple ''hi'' to me
>look at her profile
>it's blank and has no information at all, just one pic
>ignore her
>later get a message ''you looked at my profile but you didn't reply :(((((''
>block her
dodged a bullet, right lads?
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>>29118946
depends on how hot she is and where she's from.
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>>29118963
She's like a 5/10 and from Turkey
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>>29118702
Is this a rule? I'm on day two of talking to my Russian QT and she's already sent me a busty bra photo and random softcore bdsm videos. Is this the end of the line? it looked promising
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>>29116654
these threads might actually be useful for relationshit discussion containment, reckon that could happen?
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>>29118702
>>29118992
In the old autismpals threads on /int/ people were posting russian nudes all the time.

Mostly from the young crowd 18-23. Older they get the more prude they are.

So far my nude count is:

1 Russian
3 Polish
1 extremely slutty German
1 American
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Why do russians always do that parentheses shit?
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>>29119142
It's like a smiley face for them.

"Hey nice see you again)"

=

"Hey nice to see you again :)"
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>>29119142
because of their keyboard layout i heard
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I've become an uncaring asshole.
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>>29119238
lel, just comes off as butthurt bro
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Where do I go from this
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>>29119292
I don't know, how the fuck did you even get that far?
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>>29119292
ezpz, say "not as cute as you" and put an emoji or something
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who here autismo?

>tfw read messages via email
>go into notepad and type away replies before logging in
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>>29119238
same here
i dont even give a fuck anymore and i'm not pretending to be some prince charming and sucking these whores dirty tampons these bitches are boring as fuck
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>cant delete interqts account until 7 days

SOMEONE HELP ME
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>tfw your qt logs on and messages you
I know it's unimportant bullshit and will never turn into anything, but it makes me feel less shitty about my life.
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>>29119520
of course brah

there's no other way

you also missed
>obsess for several hours and feel almost sick with anxiety when checking messages

>>29119705
>tfw she logs on and messages just you and then logs off
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>>29103862
>>29103862
What the fuck gave you that impression? No of course not

It's called private message for a reason.

What the guy linked is basically just two women being dumb and comparing the pm's they get from males or something
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does anyone else keep getting viewed by this 23 y/o french Stacy from Paris?
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>>29120184

Mariaced?

It's a spambot bro.
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>>29120184
Mariaced? Yeah, I dunno what that's about.
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i fucking love georgian girls
best country, best girls, best nudes
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> call qt
>get some kind of russian answering machine recording

that was weird
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>>29120347
that means she blocked you
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I think my autism might be boring my qt
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>>29120388
i think it said somethink like press 2 to leave a message but i cant into russian so i just ended the call
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fuck it I'm doing it fellow robots, I'm not expecting much since I'm not white or live in the West (fuck I'm a third worlder) but I guess I won't really lose anything if I do this shit.
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>>29120496
Godspeed, robro.

Anybody got good questions to ask that aren't basic as fuck?
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>talk with my qt for days
>she's really nice and understanding of my autism
>says she has feelings for me
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>fast-forward a couple of days
>keeps talking to me like i'm the best thing that's ever happened
>try to flirt but she just goes around circles and never progress the convo
>Eventually feel bored of her and don't want to talk to her anymore
>tell her I'm busy doing some uni work
>end up playing vidya instead
She's really nice though so I don't want to just straight up ignore her
I already feel the depression kicking in and it's only a matter of time she senses it and will wonder what's wrong with me or if something's wrong with her. She seems to really like me.
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>>29120600
A girl asked me what do I feel about tampons.......... I have no idea if she is joking. What do.
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>>29120651
>says she has feelings for me
>try to flirt but she just goes around circles and never progress the convo
Kinda sounds like she's stringing you along, unless I misunderstood what you meant by going around in circles.
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>>29120184
I got it too
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>>29120678
Say you like the taste of used tampons.
She's trying to weird you out, so crank it up to 11.
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>>29120689
I mean, I try to flirt and she responds positively.
It just never progresses to something sexual. Just the usual cringy stuff that you say to get into a girl's pants. (not that I know anything about it)
She's a virgin with no past experience and i think me bringing it up sexually might scare her off for good since she seems to be the conservative type who hates sluts (she told me that herself)
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>>29120237
what's the point of a spambot who just views profiles.
also her profile is years old
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>>29120729
Welcome to the downside of this internet flirting faggotry.
It's not like the two of you will ever meet to escalate things, and if she's really that conservative she probably won't send you nudes.
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>>29120814
I know
feels bad man
I mean, I got my ego boost, some girl liked me, great
Of course she's 1000 of miles away so I'll never meet her
I'm still fucking depressed
Don't fall for this site robots. It won't cure your autism
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Who here send / reply essay type messages?
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>>29120859
At least you know it's possible now, you fucking normie.
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>>29120877
jesus christ
do they actually like long messages like that?
my autism turns me practically mute, so i couldn't do that even if i wanted to
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>when people comment "thanks for visiting" on your profile

stop
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>>29120096
You're retarded, my man. get yourself checked out
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>>29120927
Depends how well you get along with someone and how many interests so forth you have.

Takes me like two hours to reply to my frenchie qt.
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>>29120966
Yeah, I turned off my wall cuz of that shit
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>>29120983
What do you guys talk about?
I'm running out of material here.
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>>29121039
Everything man, but at the same time she asks me questions, i ask her etc.. it's not a one way conversation. When i ask her stuff she goes into detail.
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Is it just me or do Thai girls always have braces or really thick Eyebrows.

>I like the braces though
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Did it robots, I made my profile. Now what the fuck do I do.
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fugg, my qt just called me mate.
welp, onto the next one.

>>29121199
use qtcrawler and wait for the messages to roll in.
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>>29121236
>fugg, my qt just called me mate.

what country?
also tell her you aint her mate.
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>>29121242
thailand. maybe i ain't fugged?
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Im a non white.
what are my chances of speaking to qts?
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how often should you use qtcrawler?

the pastebin says online once every few weeks but i can't wait to use it again already

i suppose it does make sense though if there's only a 10k population and you're viewing around 1k profiles each time

would be a bit creepy if you visited the same profile numerous times with a week or whatever
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>>29121263

Still quite decent.

How dark we talkin'
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>>29121263
jesus, how many of you faggots are gonna ask that?
every fuckin' thread.
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>>29121253
are you a aussie?
i dont think she means anything but saying mate.
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>>29121281
qtcrawler doesn;t revisit profiles since recently, so just use it as much as you want.

>>29121263
this: >>29121284
ctrl+f through the older threads. in fact, this should be added to the readme probably.
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>>29120184
>>29120237
>>29120261
>>29120695
>tfw literal bots aren't even looking at your profile
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to all the lads who get nudes of the thai girls and whoever else

how do you turn the convo lewd?

i'm taking to this thai girl with cleavage and belly pics in her profile, obviously quite slutty but we're just talking about our day and the weather

how do i move it on?
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>>29121283
light brown, latino.
>>29121284
i-im new i dont find anything about that in the readme.
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>>29121319
nah i'm american.
fuck it, i'll just keep talking to her.
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>>29121263
Zero. Thais only want whites.
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>>29121450
thais looks like trannies
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>>29121486
They're disgusting. But they only want whites. For them: white = money, high social status
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I GOT LIKE 1 MESSAGE AND 3 VIEWS. THINGS ARE LOOKING UP LADS!
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>>29121947

33% message retention is Chad-tier :^)
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VIEW ME AGAIN MARIACED
VIEW ME ONE MORE TIME I DARE YOU
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can somebody with a fake chad account please make themselves useful and send out a mass message asking qts how they'd feel about flirting or maybe talking dirty and then post the accounts of those who replied favourably
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>>29122299
damn, u smart
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>China Qt asks me what kind of girl I like.
>I say i like a nice girl.
>She says your meaning is beautiful.
>I say but you are more
>No response.....

S-s-she just fell asleep or something right? Afterall, It is midnight over there in China.
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damn I have been getting photo comments and not noticing. SO MANY WASTED QTS. Let me tell you boys about the PSTRIPLE.
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is it autismo to say goodbye while waiting for a reply (well im not really waiting) but it's bene like an hour and i want to get the fuck to sleep.

i find it rude to just sign off.
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>>29122532
Just say "well I'm gonna head to bed, 'night"
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>>29122532
I think it's better to just sleep then explain yourself the next day if she replies. Just saying goodnight is literally a conversation stopper so it can be hard to get things going again the next day
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>>29122364
>talk to china qt
>she is eager to add me on multiple IM apps
>mentions going to the gym
>I ask for progress pics
>she refuses
>I ask her a couple of small talk questions and then stop replying
>she starts sending me multiple messages on 3 different apps asking where I've gone

That'll teach her.
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>>29122709
I love dropping bitches and watching them come crawling back
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>>29122773
>>29122709
>Literally chad behavior
So this is it huh, given the chance to become a chad you robots will flock to it? Pathetic.
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>>29122709
Lol i bet wechat was one of them? Mine keeps saying she really wants to see me, its her dream.
How old is yours anyway?
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>>29122640
My qt has started the conversation literally every day for weeks. She always finds an 'excuse' to start talking rather than just saying hi; it's adorable.
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>>29122805
it's the only way to get girls, women don't respect the beta shit
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>forget to log in
>very hungover
>16+ messages

literally not enjoying it any more it's just a chore, definitely going to stop using qt crawler on asians they're so boring

only on it to talk to this 1 polish qt at the moment
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>>29122856
you don't have to respond to them all
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>>29122880
I feel like I do Tbh
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>it's a dog snapchat filter episode
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>this fucking moron
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>>29122773
This nigga knows.

>>29122805
They're boring as shit. Chad is right, why cling to them if they're not giving anything in return?
Besides, I already have a western main qt whom I love very much

>>29122812
Actually no, it was whatsapp, kik, telegram, and skype. She is 17 and incredibly cute. How about yours?
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so..... how the fuck do you message people without sounding like a creep or looking like you're desperate for conversations?
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