pals thread, lets get it going.
Mods do it for FREE
ORIGINALLY
Posting in a dead thread with original comment
>doing it for free on R NINE KAY
Scum, original though.
its over boys, my qt got sick of me and my long messages. Deleting my account after she reads my message.
>>29000545
It doesn't say that (unless that's the message you are sending to her)
>>29000545
She sounds like a fucking bitch.
Drop her immediately and don't actually fucking apologize you beta fag.
>>29000566
Mines the red.
>>29000586
I think you're taking what she says too seriously desu senpai.
>>29000642
Just deleted my account, was talking to her for 20 something days. I knew it was never gonna last.
Fuck you mods, the point of this website it for users to enjoy it. We obviously enjoy these kind of threads here since they max out 500 replies 15 times in a row.
Doin it for free edition
THIS IS NOT A /SOC/ THREAD
WE ARE NOT SWAPPING INFO/PICS
WE ARE NOT TRYING TO MEET EACH OTHER
IT'S ROBOTS HELPING EACH OTHER OUT
Come talk about your qts, advise other autists how to hold conversations, improve your social skills, contribute to general Interpals banter, and become happy normies, or slightly happier robots.
***NEWFAGS READ THIS FIRST***
OP PASTEBIN WITH FAQS, SCRIPTS, PASTAS, INFOGRAPHICS & ADVICE:
http://pastebin.com/vt3wZ0NU
Remember not to give your personal info out to crazies.
Old thread #14
>>>/soc/23868707
Don't post a new thread:
>until the current thread is almost at the bump limit (50 posts short of it is too early)
>without including all of the info in the OP
>without linking the old thread
>>29000727
mods are fags and do it for free
>Decide to try this hoping to meet a qt
>Make an account following the guide posted in the previous thread, used the absolute best pic I have of myself
>Used the script to view the profiles of more than 800 girls who were online at the time.
>Come back 3 hours later and my profile was viewed a grand total of 9 times with only one message recieved.
>Check out the profile of the person who contacted me and pic related.
Yeah I think I'll just quit this and kill myself.
>>29001098
Whats wrong witn her. Too thin for you?
>>29001179
She's a guy apparently which could be a problem.
>>29001098
are you white and/or from an anglo country
im white aus, crawled maybe 500 profiles and got 300 views in 2 days, and i haven't touched anything near asia and had 20 or so indo/thais/whatever message me and they continue to do so
Tfw make a profile just to talk to 1 qt on the site but get nervous making profle. Check her profile and she's not been online for 10 days.
>WAKE ME UP
>>29000663
why? she wasnt blowing you off just make em shorter
>>29001541
White from France.
>I don't think any of my past boyfriends
>any
Is there any reason not to drop a qt after she says this shit?
>still need to respond to 14 fucking qts
pls help me
>>29001738
although if it helps, i crawled another 500 profiles a few days later and only got about 30 views and maybe 2 messages
>>29000663
You are retarded m8. She was joking, and self deprecating, indicating that she was also writing long messages.
Only ugly Thais write me back after i check their profiles and only the really ugly ones, fuck me. I guess there's no hope for me
>>29001993
link your profile and let me see, could be honestly just the profile is boring or your pic is bad. Some of the robots on here complain but have taken really terrible photo's and a small change can make all the difference.
>>29001755
You have to be reasonable, anon.
Given the chance, wouldn't you rather forget previous partners? I certainly would.
The logic is sound.
I don't get IP. Why do you robots enjoy this? how is it different from other normie shit?
>>29002753
>>
it's other half-robots who don't care if they talk to a robot or a chad as long it's from another country. if you can make yourself at least moderately interesting, you can have long convos way easier than Tinder or OKC or whatever else you use
why are the mods such cunts
also how many times a week do you use qtcrawler?
>>29002753
You have literally no idea what you're even going on about unless you've used this site for more than a week.
>>29003045
Multiple times a day. I also clear the users_visited txt
>>29003092
why clearing users_visited?
I don't want to seem obsessive
>>29003058
My bot, I am not claiming to have an idea. I asked because I want to understand. I made an account but now I'm confused and scared to take the first step.
>>29003113I just don't give a fuck, my friend of African descent.
>>29003164
This is the beauty, my dude.you don't have to make the first step.
Fill in your profile a little bit, find and upload the best picture you've got. Then just wait for the +1
>>29003168
kek
porigianl
>use qt crawler
>get loads of views
>only 1 message from a thirsty thai
>>29003168
this madman
who else here /neglecting80messages/ ?
i locked in a gf and 3 solid qt friends on skype. its just to much work
>>29003515
fucking how
I just want to secure some fucking nudes ffs
>>29003301
>1 message
Literally how. You guys must have some really shitty profiles...
>>29003545
you arent going to get nudes from decent girls unless you are chad thundercock. what you can do is form a close connection with an interesting qt or two. it feels good man, as you get closer they will be cool with showing stuff. you just have to treat them like another human being anon
>>29003545
>google image search for "nudes"
>pretend any of the results are meant for you specifically
presto, there is no functional difference
>>29003258
getting qts can't be this easy can it? seriously, I just upload my pic and let it run? please don't let me embarrass myself
>>29003777
>secret menus
FOR WHAT FUCKING PURPOSE IF YOU'RE WILLING TO MAKE IT JUST PUT IT ON THE FUCKING MENU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING NORMIES HAVING TO PUT FUCKING SOCIAL HIERARCHY INTO EVERYTHING SO THEY CAN EXCLUDE PEOPLE
>>29003805
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>SO THEY CAN EXCLUDE PEOPLE
no no, not "people"...
just you <3
>>29000483
FUCK YOU MOD
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
You have a special "job" that you do for free, and you can't even do it properly. Here are the guidelines regarding what topics can be posted about on /r9k/:
>/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.
THE THREADS DO NOT BREAK GLOBAL RULE 3
THE THREADS ARE NOT SOLELY ADVICE THREADS
THE THREADS ARE NOT CAMWHORING THREADS
THE THREADS ARE NOT HOOKUP THREADS
THE THREADS ARE NOT RATE ME THREADS
So there was no need to move it to another board.
YES some cunts will complain about it, but they are dumb shits and you will have to deal with their shit reports, or ban them.
The threads are popular on /r9k/ so stop killing the memes and crushing dreams. Some of us are selflessly guiding our fellow robots into the warm cosy place of qt interaction, and with every thread you delete, you are sabotaging it.
Seriously
>he spends his free time removing posts from a Pakistani basket weaving board because a minority of his fellow neckbeards don't like them and don't know how to use a filter
>>29000483
Fail OP, even though it was during a stressful time so that mitigates it somewhat.
>>29000727
Based. Also this is thread #15.
>>29004240
Also because I missed it
>>29000000
FUCK THE MODS. FREE /ap/
>>29001098
You need to give it more time. Or you're hideous or non-white.
MODS MODS
REMEMBER
Do people see if i blocked them? I wanna block a girl but i don't wanna hurt her, she's really nice but i just can't take this social thing anymore, im freaking out
>run qt crawler after not using it for like a week
>get this as the first message
>>29004240
I tried to negotiate with him......
>>29004497
>Heyy
God, I hate this. I dont know why though
>>29004474
yes they can see if you blocked them
>>29004598
Fuckhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1Um4uCJBm8K
>>29004474
at least send her a dick pic first
give her something to remember you by
before you block her forever
"u know you should emoji"
AND DROPPED.
>>29003164
posting for posting
>/r9k/ benefits of interpals. WHY DO WE DO THIS?
http://pastebin.com/DGvZmyMi
>/r9k/ profile creation advice
http://pastebin.com/tNuKVPnq
>/r9k/ conversation advice i.e. how to talk to qts
http://pastebin.com/vwJfvtsd
>/r9k/ anti paranoia advice i.e. how to bust through your anxiety and create an account
http://pastebin.com/6gUtUBB0
>>29004497
what a qt tbqh
Is she being serious or was it just an excuse to stop talking to me?
I really don't know.
ugh the closer I get to people the sadder I get. Was talking to a qt and she asked me about sports I play so answered and asked her and she has a bone disease where she can't do that anymore. She said it so nicely too "i have weak bones" :( Why is the world so sad
>>29005832
>http://pastebin.com/DGvZmyMi
>A girl already gave me her phone number from belarus and three others replied within 5 minutes. If this is any indication of what the women are like outside of the cesspool that is the United States, I must leave as soon as possible. I even had a girl wish me goodnight. Good god my mind is blown
holy FUCK sign me up
>>29005899
Did you send her a wall of text?
If so, you're probably fine but it's best to stop with that and get to shorter instant-messaging type conversation going forward; it's just easier to cope with in the long term.
Made an account and ran the script like 7 hours ago.50 views,no messages,no friend invites.Tried messaging ugly asian girls for an ego boost and I'm yet to get a response.
Man i'm such a trash human being.
>>29006039
Run it for longer. 50 views isn't a huge amount. (I assume that's views of you not of others)
also try take a better picture and fill out your profile more if you haven't
Who else /strange and new feelings/ here?
thanks to my qt, I have
>lost all interest in fapping, can only think of my qt
>urge to hug my qt every time I think of her
>nearly have mental breakdown when qt misses a message when I expected one
>>29006194
at least i'm not as fucked up as this anon
>>29005832
Thanks bro but that's all in the main Pastebin now. Though 3/4 of it is still just a Pastebin link, I need to fully integrate it.
>>29006138
The first I've run it I chose every single 18-21 year old girl who was online at the time, than I did it again 4 hours later, I also filled out my profile entirely and chose the one decent pic I have of myself.There's simply no hope for me probably because I'm not white
>>29006010
She sends me those walls of text first, so I just respond. I think either it's some dude fucking with me or she's really clingy, since she now thinks I'm upset.Clingy girls get me hard though, so not complaining
>>29006297
keep it running until you have 100s of viewbacks (taking 1000s of crawled profiles) at least before you give up
don't think I got messages with just 50 views and I'm a white brit
also I assume you are close to that age range yourself? Most of my messages were from qts ~2 years either side of my age.
>>29006218
is it really that bad ladm8
best languages to learn for access to qts?
I guess Russian must be one of them
>Mfw talking to a Chinese qt Wechat after meeting her on IP.
Nothing is more cute than waking up in the morning to a voice message from her in her accent asking me if I had "Berkfast".
>>29005924
She didn't thank mr skeltal enough
>>29006395
Yeah I think I'll just keep doing it 2 or 3 times a day until the end of the weekend and if nothing happens by then I'll move on. Also yes I'm 20.
Has anyone here met their qts personally? I have questions.
>>29006575
I have, ask
>>29000483
how come I can score nudes and camsex from even turkey and morocco but not from Ukrainian/Russian girls? It's beyond me
![BtS0nVuCYAAVQFI[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GzwavhN.jpg "BtS0nVuCYAAVQFI[1].jpg")
>>29006194
some kind of original text needs to go here
>>29006606
Russian girls are seriously conservative, more than some Muslim girls
It's a meme that they're whores
https://www.interpals.net/MBI
This guy is an absolute gem.
>>29006528
also try just targeting some specific countries and see if you get better results (one blackbot reported better results with south american women)
>>29006646
"Hey you Koreans, how much did you spend for your plastic surgeries? You only got upgraded from utter ugly to bottom average, nothing more :)"
KEK
>>29006635
That argument doesn't hold a lot of seriosity if you look at some russian interpals pictures (halfnaked sometimes)
>>29006628
Is that laughing or crying?
I also omitted the worst one from that list :^)
>>29006646
Holy shit laughing my ass off right now.
Don't believe this guy has such a racist profiling bio.
>>29006596
Hey, thanks for taking the time. So, I've known her for 7 months and we should get together in one month. We have been dating for that amount of time, and now I'm getting a bit anxious "Will she like me?" "Will I love her the same?" etc. So the question is: How different is being with her on (insert social network) to being personally with her? Did you feel something different? How did she feel?
>>29006698
a saudi girl left this comment
>Besides the fact that you're ugly as **** you are also ****phobic and a piece ****. You think I don't worth two camels? YOU, you are worthless. You are NOTHING but a **** that deserves to die on the spot. You close minded retarded fugly isis looking *****. Oh and I hope you don't have a good day.
hahahahahahahahah
>>29006655
not worth the downgrade desu. just go for your europe, eastern european qts are just as easy and way more attractive
>>29006635
>>29006702
Depends. My Russian qt is as conservative as they get. She's really a find (if you're into conservative/right wing values)
>>29006737
I hate to disappoint you but my qt didn't like me much IRL
We still had lots of sex and enjoyed time together, but after the two weeks were up she didn't want us to meet again
My advice is to never get too attached to any one girl, have back ups
>>29006755
>>29006702
>>29006635
here
which Eastern European countries have easy girls? I'm having serious trouble attracting them
Could you please keep a subject or at least include the word "Interpals" in the OP every time you do this thread?
I'm tired of having to filter every possible combination of the words inter and pals just because this doesn't interest me. Do like /britfeel/ or any other general.
>>29006771
Wait, aren't you the US army guy? I remember you from the other threads in /int/. And fuck. Really. This girl is perfect for me, all the things I want, she has. And we connect really good, we laugh at the same shit, we almost always think the same about certain problems, we read each other's mind.
>>29006777
do you know any other languages other than english?
>>29006777
>easy tier
Poland, Czech Republic
>medium tier
Hungary, Romania, Slovakia, Bulgarian
>hard tier
Russia, Belarus, Ukraine, Serbia and basically all the Balkan countries +Greece
I'm not sure about Baltic countries. not much experience with them but essentially the further East into Europe you go the more conservative the women become
>>29006777
well I'm talking to a polish on WhatsApp basically constantly, and another Slovakian girl still on interpals for a long time as well. There's a russian girl that sends insanely long and thought out messages too. A few others that I stopped responding to because of terrible answers to questions. Just contact them first, eastern european girls are far less degenerate and still want the man to take charge. I usually just go for the ones that view my profile (I don't use qtcrawler, too lazy to set up)
>>29006803
nah I'm from the UK 8
I hope it works out for you, but I'm just telling you realistically to not pull all your eggs in one basket. When you do meet have fun, relax, but keep in mind she might just want you as a fling and not a real relationship
>>29006742
That girl is probably the least Saudi like girl Saudi girl I've ever seen, she has this very agressive profie lwhere she insults everybody and here's her art
https://www.instagram.com/misshudarty/
>>29006879
Hmm, because there was a guy who met a girl from SA that was living in the US (if I recall correctly) that had the same problem as you. I know she doesn't want me just for a fling, she is the type of girl that, if possible, she'll take me to the grave (as in we'll live together all our life). Her only ex was for 3 years, she's really the stereotypical nice girl, which makes me very very happy.
>>29006777
you need to play the long game with Slav girls
>>29006933
>ex
lmao, cuck
>>29006957
Yeah, yeah, we all know that maymay. I had a girl too, so it's one one.
>>29006846
dont agree with russians being hard, they seem like the easiest people to talk to desu. i've got a few chill russians that i talk to
>mfw i downloaded skype for this shit
>first qt got mad when i asked her to use skype after the site went down mid-convo, now she won't talk to me at all
>second qt never answers when i call and only chats via text>mfw they're probably both dudes and i'm just getting memed
not even worth it
>>29007023
oh yeah easy to talk to, but very difficult to get nudes from
>>29006826
Russian, French and Hebrew
why?
>>29006846
/Brordy
that's my Interpals. I tried with Poland, Romania, Bulgaria, and all the hard-tier countries. No succes whatsoever.
Send me a message on IP if you want to help me. In return I can legitimately help with a language or dump the nudes I acquired already (20 girls so far)
>>29007046
dump nudes pls, say which country they come from
robots this site isn't for getting nudes to share. just fuckin google that shit. we have to uphold the reputation that makes girls so easy to talk to there in the first place
>>29007148
fuck off you fanny
>>29007093
This one is from Hungary
>>29007046
>/Brordy
WE GOT A FUCKING CHAD UP IN THIS THREAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29007163
nice butty
>>29000682
Gets me every time, you smug bastard XD
>>29003545
message thais. constantly call them cute. add them on whatsapp. Ask them for pics. they send their face. ask them for more. you'll get a lewd eventually.
>>29007428
As a non white, would it be easier if i messaged them first?
>>29007545
Don't try, Asians aren't very welcoming of non-whites
>tfw flirting and chatting up an actual model in my country
Gods playing some twisted game and is going to wrench this away from me
>>29006427
Not that bad. you'll probably chill out as you get used to it.
>>29007584
Maybe on IP I guess. But I dont seem to have much trouble on HelloTalk, even though relationship related things are discouraged there. But I've pulled a few WeChat accounts.
>>29007740
Are you sure it's not catfish?
>>29008153
Going in for the skype kill zone in under 20 minutes, then video call. We'll see
>>29008153
>Are you sure it's not catfish?
How would a catfish get access to the Internet?
Question : If you were beside me right now, what would you do?
Answer : If I beside you I just work to know you cause I dont completely know you :) I want looking in your eyes at length and hug :) For a long time I did want to fall in love someone so If it possible I will countinue In the course of time If we want be us I pleasure be your girlfriend :) It's hard to believe I know but I think that possible :)
Why are Turkish girls so desperate
>>29008248
I'm in love, I wish I could get a Turkish qt but they always block me
>>29008248
I'd do the same if I was under the power of Erdogan's family.
qt i was talking to all day just sent this. is this a "bye for the day" or "bye 4ever"
>>29008576
Send her a message in a minimum of 1 day
>>29008576
it's just good night. Talk to her tomorrow .
>>29008248
>Why are Turkish girls so desperate
Anything is better than cockroaches.
I mean i'm not thaat ugly, but why only really ugly girls message me back, qt just check me and never leave a message ;-;
>>29008184
I LIKE YOU. YOU'RE A TOP PERSON.
>>29009753
Try having a picture with something going on that makes them have something to say. What can they say about a non-chad's face? I have an animal in my pic and all the qts message commenting on it.
>>29009753
How long you been at it? I found it took a while for some actual qts to come in. Maybe it's just the ratio, 1 out of 10 are qt or something.
>tfw weeks in and checking messages is still scary.
literally never ends
>>29009824
>tfw no Russian fat chick nudes
>>29009807
>I have an animal in my pic and all the qts message commenting on it.
will try
>>29009824
several days...got messages from average/nice Thai/Malaysians and really ugly like monstrosities white girls
>>29009894
>several days...got messages from average/nice Thai/Malaysians and really ugly like monstrosities white girls
That was my experience for the first week. Keep at it. The real qts are just rarer.
and make sure you have things in your profile they can comment on. Heck, I got a super top tier qt message me simply because she was a comp sci student and I put in something like that too.of course I scared her off with my response and she never replied again
>Find a perfect yuropbean qt
>Not a virgin
DROPPED
>>29010482
keep the non-virgins as nude machines
>>29010482
There won't be any 18+ virgins from European countries, except the fat ugly ones.
>>29000483
Anyone had succes with kavkaz and middle eastern qts?
>>29011111
Nice get.
Also, feels fucking bad, man.
what do i do in this situation?
>talking with virgin qt 17 y/o for a few days
>today she tells me some american guy she liked droped her for not giving the nudes
> say "i cant beleive you would tell me that"
> her " i dont know what i did wrong"
>me "you're telling me about guys you like that feels bad"
>her: "he was the only one. what can i say, my bad"
i didnt reply after that is this a DROPPED situation or should i be #2
>girl friend requests me on fb
>don't really wanna accept it
>>29011559
>she starts liking my pics
>>29011680
I had a Russian who commented on every single one of my pics "O.O so handsome........."
>>29011829
sheeeeiiitt
luckily mine isn't from some poor country, otherwise all my "friends" would think I'm shopping around for mail brides or something
>says she won't be around today because she's going out with people from work
>online at the usual time anyway because she ditched them
should I use a real picture of me or just use a fake profile and everything? kinda scared putting a real picture of me on the internet Tbh
>>29013549
wear a ski mask or something
>>29001664
>why? she wasnt blowing you off just
She did blow him off verbally
>ur messages are 2 long lmao
>>29013549
this >>29013748
that or a scarf over your face and pilot sunglasses, a real hit with the qts
>>29000545
>>29000663
>gives a reply saying he will shorten it and sweet talks her saying you think you are hogging the messages
>decent one
> deletes account before she can read it and explain her self.
>>29000545
>>29000663
are you for real? she was clearly joking
are you assburger?
>set up account last night
>24 hours later, 19 visitors
>70% are male
but the saddest thing is that I feel sick after looking at people. Seeing all those broken english wall posts from greasy fucking dudes who are looking for a succ reminds me of myself and it's not a good feel.
>>29014592
>are you assburger?
Forgetting where you are.
>talk to some Moroccan chick
>ask her why she ain't traveling like she says she wants to
>it's hard
>why
>I thought you had a solution ahahhahah
nice try bitch I ain't buying you tickets
>tfw you just sit here and read these threads because you're too scared to get an account
I don't want horny Thais after me and I don't want to post my face.
>>29015529
I've got a russian girl always saying that she was poor.
After 2 days I dropped her.
>>29000545
You waited too long to claim her, she got bored and moved on
Weeabot here, I just want to chat with some japanese qts. Any tips?
>>29015573
Create your account and change flag, I've never had a thai message
>>29015889
>>29015529
what is the % of gold digging qts here?
oh god, what have i done....
fucking asians spamming my wall
>>29015952
ask something about their culture and hope for the best
most of them are cold as hell
>>29015980
Don't know, but I think that it's rare.
>>29015573
>I don't want horny Thais after me
Just block Thailand/dont use the script for Asia
>I don't want to post my face.
Use a picture where you are far away from the camera, or with sunglasses or some5hing like that idk
Interpals is the best site to talk with qt grills from all over the world, you are missing it
>>29015995
>most of them are cold as hell
Should I tone up the culture love, or tone it down? Is it bad to seem like a weeaboo to them?
>>29016059
Yes it is bad, this site is full of weebs and koreaboos, you will be just another weeb messaging them
>chaste and virtuous aren't things I really believe in
Dropped faster than I thought was possible
>>29016094
What if I ask them if they want to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
>>29016059
>trying to encroach on my japanese qts
kill yourself before you cuck me
>>29016122
did a qt actually say that to you?
>Iran
I'd run too ahhhhhahahhahahahahahahahh ROFL
>One weird trick to get thai girls on your dick
I know it sounds strange but, whenever a thai cute slows her messages, I tell her I'm ill (just with a cold) and suddenly she's all over me, wants to cook me food, help me rest, wishes she was with me to care with me
>>29016221
you devious manipulative bastard
>>29016167
Yes, I've been talking to her for a week. She's interesting to talk to but christ, I need to vet these whores better before I invest my time.
I found this girl, this is her only pic, is she a qt or not?
>>29016561
>flannel shirt
>squinting eyes
>receding hairline hidden by poor combover
>big nose
>weak jawline
>big ears
>puckered lips
2/10
>>29016561
>>29016589
Also, her elbow looks very pointy.
>a qt message me 'I want to touch your dog'
>I reply with 'I want to touch you pussy'
>she blocks me
oh well
>>29016676
Top kek, she had a cat at least?
>>29016694
I guess she didn't have one
>>29016561
Oh god, the nose of that guy.
>>29016561
>9th grade math
I've got bad news for you
>>29016863
In her profile says that shes 18.
Now I see, something happened to her and she doesn't want to show her face.
Maybe I'm a boring asshole and white belt conversationalist. But is anyone else having trouble getting a mutual conversation. I can get a reply but I'm the only one steering. Any help amigos?
>>29016351
jesus christ who do these third world sluts think they are
>>29016905
she might have made the profile years ago
I've seen some chicks who are like 22 now but they made their profile 6 years ago
on one hand I think it's kind of scary but then I realise 6 years ago was only 2010
>>29016969
She joined yesterday.
Could be a fake profile?
>>29016936
I've basically given up for the time being. I can't keep a conversation going for the life of me and the language barrier isn't helping either.
>>29016561
Is that a cellphone on her hand or a calculator?
>>29017008
or she's lying about her age
link profile and I'll ask her in slav speak
>tfw stuck with a Ruskie girl on skype
>she gets aggressive and defensive if you don't reply to her messages immediately
>unironically talking about sending me bread via mail
Help.
>>29018223
>>unironically talking about sending me bread via mail
bitch wants that visa so bad
>>29018242
What's a good way to back out of this?
>>29018264
tell her
blya ne nuzhen me tvoi grebaniy hleb, zasun' ego sebe v zhopu, vizu vse ravno ne poluchish
which roughly translates to
fuck I don't need your goddamn bread, shove it up your ass, you ain't getting a visa
>>29018264
Tell her that you'd love it, but her delicious bread would go to waste as custom laws in your country got tight recently and it would never pass. I doubt any of them would know enough to try to argue this point
>>29018223
tell her to send you some trinkets or some shit from russia and not fucking food
>tfw 40 year old married milf qt is asking if she should take a trip by herself to my city
I-is this it robots? She wants the D right?
>>29018223
I wouldn't refuse the bread if I was you, it's fucking tasty man
>>29018606
Your thinking too much into this senpai
First tell her how your city is and then ask if she wants a tour guide
>>29000545
literal autism
original comment desu
Okay, was on for a week or so before I moved most of my QTs on other apps. Too many messages on Interpals atm.
Rate my current haul
>Turkish musician who really loves how artsy I am and how I look turkish
>Taiwanese who's fluent in English, super athletic and loves photography
>Canadian Film Student who gets clingier by the day
>Ukranian retail worker who likes sharing poems she likes
And then two fellow americans with really low self esteem for bix noods and so I always have someone to talk to from when I wake up to go to bed.
>>29018658
I feel you, but at the same time years of being here have instilled a nagging feeling that I'm not aggressive enough. That I need to stop being an orbiter and be more sexual. How do I propose to give her a tour while subtly hint at the chance of the D somewhere, if she so desires?
>>29018762
"Are you staying at a hotel or looking for a far more enjoyable experience at my place"
>>29018762
Saying this >>29018873 probably will push her away. You could trying to be more direct in the after the tour. But first see about the tour thing first. If its during the daytime its less likely your gonna fuck compared to night
>>29014592
No she wasn't, she used emoticons to lessen the blow. Anon got chewed. Only a cuck would talk to her again after that.
>>29019083
>compared to night
I'm assuming I would get to hang out with her all day and night. I'd be some kind of nu-cuck if I give a married woman a tour during the day only to have her go out and get fucked by Chads at night.
Just thinking about it now, I realize I can't even do it brobots, there's too much pressure. I'm just going to weasel out of this. Fuck it.
>>29019488
nice dubs Halberstram or whatever your name is
>>29011522
Doesn't matter, you already failed the shittest
>>29000483
I want these Chinese to respond.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOECyf3_zTg
>>29019560
I see this picture all the time, I wonder where it's from...
>google reverse image search
>best guess for this image: samus aran rule 34
all of my wat
>>29000577
This, but your energy is awesome and if she doesnt like it its serioisly her loss
fellow reebots, what are your criterias for dropping a qt? what are some red flags?
>>29020306
if she has even looked at another male
>>29020330
let's be real here, every QT on there has a few side dudes. No one here seriously thinks thery're the only one she talks to right?
>>29020306
If she drops me...
Working overtime to keep anything going at all here
>>29020369
No, but it hurts ;_; I'm exactly the kind of needy fag that gets D R O P P E D for this
>>29020204
how do you know what sort of energy he has? do you know the anon in real life?
How do you put youtube videos on your profile?
I saw the youtube button there but the videos are showing after i put them there.
I sure hope people can't tell if i bookmarked them
>tfw asians all over me
>tfw only want white girls
plus everyone thinks I'm korean for some reason
>>29020306
If she isn't completely fluent in English. I don't want to help someone practice their basics, I want to weave silken eloquence between the two of us, something you can only accomplish when language is no longer a barrier, but becomes a medium to exchange minds.
>>29016561
this looks like fucking marky
>I'm interested in Korean culture
>Mfw I just want to set my vontact restrictions to female only but it tells everyone.
>>29020815
Yeah but no'one can tell what happens when a male actually messages you. Just block off your wall.
I've talked to some guys, at least they can keep a convo
I don't have a picture of myself and instead have artsy stuff on my profile on my profile. My profile itself is very elaborate and will take a good 10 minutes of reading before you get through it.
All I get in terms of messages are;
>cuties from east europe and russia who write massive textwalls
>cuties from asia who write massive textwalls
>fat disgusting oneliner slobs from the US
This is giving me some serious culture shock.
>>29014716
You can just set it so only girls look at your profile but it's a bit weird
>>29018390
Fucking Kek
Fgpuhddhjvddd
>>29020095
It's from a video of two fat girls doing the chubby bunny challenge I believe, the gun is just edited in because it sort of looks like the Pepe with the gun
>all of my wat
Don't say that. You sound like you belong on 2009 era /b/
>>29018701
excellent work senpai. out of curiosity, how old are you and how old are they?
>>29020855
not weird. i see a lot of girls only accept from guys.
>qt still hasn't sent me a message yet
>always sends it this time
she's just busy, r-right?
>ask asian qt to pronounce her name for me
>sends video of her saying her "I am qt, and you are anon" and then giggling, all in qt accent
brehs...
>>29020973
>she's just busy, r-right?
Busy choking on chad's cock, yes.
>>29020969
Yeah but it's different for girls mate
Obviously it isn't weird for them beside it's seen as protecting themselves that's why so many have messages from turkey and places like that blocked
When a bloke only accepts messages from girls it's obvious he's only in it to bag some n00ds
>>29020834
>he talks to guys on interpals
shiggy diggy
Let's do a weird as fuck Thai girl name roundup. Some of my favorites:
Oil
Cherry
Noon
Ploy (seen this three times. why is this common)
KED (all caps both in profile and when she messaged me)
Room
Nut
Got more?
>>29020993
>What the fuck are you laughing at, slanty eyed Ghoul?
>>29020969
Yeah, but you gotta think about the double standards.
>>29020993
please PLEASE LINK
>>29021011
I'm not having much luck with girls, if you don't count friendzoning yourself...
>>29021028
Vitamin
>tfw scared off a girl for being too flirty
>>29021074
a-at least we're learning here right?
>>29021100
I cant even be bothered trying again, i talked a lot with that girl and shared many things as did she. I cant be fucked going through all that again with another girl and spend countless hours learning about each other. I connected real well with this girl.
>>29020840
I know right? You can even have intellectual conversations with them.
>>29021116
so what now? is it time to purchase that gensokyo ticket?
how do you guys have interesting conversations on this site?
maybe it's just me
>>29021028
Poo was my favorite
>>29021028
Jig
Spoil
Phatsorns (She suggested I call her Phat)
