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No Thais edition

THIS IS NOT A /SOC/ THREAD
WE ARE NOT SWAPPING INFO/PICS
WE ARE NOT TRYING TO MEET EACH OTHER
IT'S ROBOTS HELPING EACH OTHER OUT

Come talk about your qts, advise other autists how to hold conversations, improve your social skills, contribute to general Interpals banter, and become happy normies, or slightly happier robots.

***NEWFAGS READ THIS FIRST***
OP PASTEBIN WITH FAQS, SCRIPTS, PASTAS, INFOGRAPHICS & ADVICE
http://pastebin.com/vt3wZ0NU
http://pastebin.com/vt3wZ0NU
http://pastebin.com/vt3wZ0NU

Remember not to give your personal info out to crazies.

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>>28956556

Don't post a new thread:
>until the current thread is almost at the bump limit (50 posts short of it is too early)
>without including all of the info in the OP
>without linking the old thread
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>>23868707
First for Russian qts
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>>23868707
not cool linking r9k users in the image desu imo
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what does she want from me?
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>>23868710
I'm gonna go with 'an answer'
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Don't log in for a day
Come back to this
I don't even wanna go through it anymore ;_;
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>>23868710
She wants your potatoes
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>>23868712
>>23868712
Are you a girl?

A very original post btw
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>>23868712
Same shit happens to me.
>tfw i end up replying to them to not seem rude
>It just gets worse
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>>23868714

Nah I'm a dude

>>23868715

How do you deal with it? Have you found anyone decent out of the shit load of messages you get?
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>Talking to a qt for a couple days now
>moved the conversation over to skype
>discussing the subject of accents
>says she doesnt have that typical "New joisey" accent
>ask her to prove it

>sends a full blown video of her full face and beautiful voice saying my name

If I die in my sleep tonight, i'll die happy in the knowledge that my fellow autistic robots showed me what fucking magic this website is. Thank you all.
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hellotalk vs interpals for japanese qts? which is easier to talk to if you're a failure and have no social skills?
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My qt has been offline for half the day, I'm back to being lonely again.

I want her snapchat or skype but I'm too scared to ask for it, I've been talking to her on interpals for five days straight.
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>obtain internet gf
>talking really personal for 4 days
>shes 5'11 5'6
> "I like you no matter how tall you are. You are beautiful my love"

every meme from this board only hurts you lads. i literally fell for every meme and i would be unhappy right now if i accepted the meme

dont even think about the memes
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>>23868720

Memes have permeated every fiber of my being. I have been replaced, subverted by memes.

They have changed literally every opinion I once had, about women, about my friends and family. Everything.

I am no longer a person, I am a living meme.

And I let it happen, whilst chuckling and hitting the home key then F5 for the nth time.
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>tfw no one white responds back

I wish I was fully white. The dream is dead.
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so I guess I'll ask this here before some qt asks for my snapchat, can anyone explain snapchat to me?
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Is there are reason she put the first "oral" in quotes? Am I reading into this too much?
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>>23868724
English is probably not her native language, and doesn't know the correct for oral exam or whatever the English word is (I don't know either).
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>>23868725
Oral exam is right in english. The quotes just made me think maybe....
She's french btw
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>>23868722
Are you half Mexican? Trump'd
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>>23868727
Nah half Asian on father's side.

Too bad I'm not into Asians
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I'm in need of a chad, pls gimma a good response
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>>23868729
"Im sure a pretty girl/woman like yourself must have some interesting stories to tell. Just talk about your day :p"
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>>23868716
guy here who gets even more messages than that, the worse feeling is when you decide to answer some of them and when you're writing you get even more messages incoming
For me I have a slight script of questions that I always go through when i first talk to someone and depending on their answers depends on whether I carry on the conversation more to other particular topics. though a little leeway may be given to real qt's whose answers arent that great
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>>23868730
Thanks m8, perfect
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I thought russians where based
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I remember I joined Interpals in 2013 from the 49k hype. You get way more success actually talking to people, I guess I just gave up...

3 years later, I finished uni, got a job and still feeling lonely as ever, the first girl I message replies!

It's fucking hilarious how you guys have developed scripts for this.
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Help guys. I can't even talk to most girls because they block Turkey. If I change to Germany and pretend to be an immigrant living there, they don't want to talk to me any more once they learn I'm a Tur.

Why do hornyturk cockroaches ruin everything for me? I haven't even flirted with a single girl.
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>>23868734
Anyone can get a reply, it's just nicer to have a plethora of qts message you and be able to pick through them which you want to talk to.
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>>23868722
half white, half indian britbong here, i literally get dozens of messages everyday
dont worry dude you can do it
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>>23868724
the fact that she put oral in quotes and didnt say what kind of oral makes me think that she was making a sex joke.
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>>23868732
>>23868730
>now she asks me how my days look

shiii
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>girls from asia that speak English at all well are pozzed and have bitchy attitudes, even if they're never left their country
>any remotely cute girls won't reply
>only total fuglies and fatties show interest

This is fucking bullshit, my complaint isn't directed at interpals per se, just online dating and the seemingly universal entitlement to Chad all women suffer from.

Funny thing is I know a lot of these stuck up princesses would be checking me out IRL (I've been to Asia) cause I'm over 6 foot, and they worship height even more than the cunts back home, they just can't appreciate it from pics.
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>>23868740
Not wrong, I made Tinder in Korea and got 30 matches the first day. The problem is that you're competing with other tall whites on Intercucks.
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>>23868733
a lot of the slav girls i've talked to are pretty redpilled
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>>23868721
next time you are about to let a meme ruin something for you STOP and dont do it. i just received smug feet pics. you can to if you just accept people for themselves
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>>23868740
>6f
>tall

hahahahahaha

Its "tall" sure but not overwhelming
Anyways, welcome to the guild of giants fellow giantbro.
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Help dudes, girls call me handsome but then stop talking to me after a few days. It's like they can sense my autism. But what do you even talk to a boring girl about? The most interesting conversation I have on Interpal is with another guy.

>>23868744
It's tall in Korea
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>>23868741
Really? I tried tinder spoofing but no such luck, outside SEA countries I got like 10 matches per 100, which is pretty shit imo.
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>>23868744
6'1, which is like 99th percentile in east asia.
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>>23868746
Maybe your pictures suck or your style sucks. I had a few Snapchat selfies and a picture where I wear glasses, have a shitty cuck beard and unkempt hair.
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>>23868718
At least learn some Japanese. Way too many autists who don't know shit
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Always ask people who speak a different language what the meme situation is in their country. Await keks!
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>>23868748
I used a pic of me ziplining, seemed like a pretty Chaddy pic desu.
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>go to homepage
>says 4k online
>actually click the online thing
>it shows 10k online
what le fug
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why the fuck are the girls on this site so nice? we are the kind of robots who would get zero responses on Tinder, but these girls actually show genuine caring and interest I'm so amazed. This is r9k's finest accomplishment
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>>23868753
majority of them are lonely and want friends too
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>>23868753
>>23868754
Yeah, most of the at least 8/10s I have spoken to have mentioned loneliness, depression, etc.
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>>23868753
green card plz I sucky sucky your dick
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>>23868753
because they're not from america
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>>23868754
not denying that, but so are most normie girls. these girls seem to basically be normies, but like they don't treat us like robots
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so, which country is your qt from?
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Sometimes, the street cats crying like a human in my town.
They are crying like "Aigooo...!!!",
it's like a baby crying or human's wailing cry.

Yesterday night, I heard of this crying in my sleep.
I thought it was a poor lonely weird street cat's loud crying.
How come that weird cat seemed also speaking.
(it was actually shouting and cursing at midnight)
I thought 'what the heck... they cried like a human, now they speak like a human??? what a creepy cat?'. Eventually, I awake from sleep, I tried to understand what this cat's talking about.

I realized that is not a cat... she seemed like a woman who's drunken and got the elbow or experienced something bad from the guy.

Anyway, after noticing that is not a cat, I was relieved and fell asleep again. I thought if the street cat crying, drinking and even speaking, That's so creepy world!! Have you ever experienced those things?
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>>23868707
Is this literally just penpals or can you meet people in your own country?
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>>23868761
Meet anyone m8, also get gfs easily
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>>23868761
You CAN, but I've found that I hardly get any messages from girls from my own country. I don't think the girls are really on there for that.
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I wish I could find a qt that can actually carry a conversation

Getting sick of forcing shit
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>>23868764
M-maybe I can be your qt, anon. :3
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i find this one funny

any1 have the big version of it?
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>>23868762
>>23868763
Hmm... Can't be worse than Tinder. I'll try it
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>>23868763
How often do you lurk these threads?
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god damn, polish girls are beautiful
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>>23868768
Followed every thread since the start. It's only about 20 posts an hour.
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oi you cunts, where the fuck are your qts from?
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>>23868771
Brazil, Egypt and India
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>>23868769
They are the nicest to talk to too imo
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>>23868771
Russia

pls no steal
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>>23868753
To be quite honest American women are entitled assholes
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>>23868753
it's because you're foreign, people tend idealise foreigners and be more worried about their manners around
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>>23868772
>not having a single white qt
also muslim qts...
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poland is where i have found my top tier qts, but i don't message any non-Europeans because i need to pass on my aryan blood in as pure a form as possible
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>>23868777
>implying a qt is determined by her skin
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>be british
>qt sends me a massive messsage about EPL
>I don't watch football
>she says all british people love football and that I must not be british

let me tell you about your country.jpg (oldbois will get this meme xxx)
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>>23868780
Gb2 /int/
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>>23868760
What le fuckie is le this?
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> tfw your qt has lost it
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>>23868783
Jesus, what to do lads?
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>>23868784
Cross your fingers and say it idiot
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>use qtcreeper
>go to sleep
>wake up
>check interpals

i dont want to reply to all that shit
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>>23868784
what country buddy boyo ?
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>>23868784
just say it you faggot
she may have enough money to go to your country and fuck with you
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>>23868785
>>23868787
>>23868788
I don't know lads
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>>23868789
You fucking mong 'I love you' isn't a fuckingn spell or a contract, use it as a bargaining chip

"before I say it, I need to know that we can meet in person. I don't want to have an only online existence"
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>>23868788
>>23868789
>>23868784
>>23868783
DO NOT TELLER HER YOU LOVE HER
Say you dont believe her and you think shes joking
bitch is gonna have to prove it=noods
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>>23868789
how do I get a crazy qt
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Which one of you fuckers is MartinaInumimi ! Huh?! which one?
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>>23868790
>>23868791
I-It's been fun, but I don't think I'm cut out for this talking to qt's thing. At least I had a qt I talked to for a few weeks, but all good things must come to an end. It's time for me to retreat into the ranks of the many lonelybots out there.

>>23868792
Americans
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>>28990807
Fuck off

Kfjfksngn
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what the fuck is interpals and what the fuck is going on?

Can I find a brown egyptian qt there whom I can convert to Zen Gnosticism?
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>>23868796
>can I find a brown Egyptian qt
Depends on your definition of brown
>whom I can convert to meme religion
No it's not gonna happen
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>>23868797
>meme religion
it's not even a meme but I'm going to make it into one
it's from a book

anyway I'm retarded and I just read the OP. This sounds enticing
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How do I have interesting conversations?
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Just made an account, how long before I can conversate with grils
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>>23868799
Make remarks and if the qt is intelligent enough she will elaborate. Otherwise ask open ended questions
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>>23868755
I can't find a girl who is lonely
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>>23868802
Don't worry you'll find one
usually the sweetest ones are
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rejoining interpals has been weird for me. Used it 4 years ago, spoke to some qts then. Restarted recently and some of the same qts are still on there, 4 years older, lives have moved on. One of them even remembered me and said she missed me, but that she is now married... what the actual fuck kt's when you realise 1991 was 26 years ago, when you pay attention to your blinking and breathing, when you become concious of your socks touchinng your toes, it's fucking crazy....
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>Ask what is up
>"DA CEILING LMAAOOO XXDDDDDD"

Dropped.
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>>23868805
>messaging 16 year olds
1-800-COME-ON-NOW
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>>23868805
what if she's just trying her best to make new friends
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ok I made a profile and now I realised I'm going to be fucking addicted to this

fuck you faggots. okc is soul crushing enough. somehow the absence of pressure to do anything because I'm looking at people on the other side of the world, isn't really helping.
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>>23868808
Remember anon unlike okc the qts here will talk to you
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>>23868809
>>23868808
>get a message
>excited
>it's some Straya cunt
probably a shitposter from here
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>>23868806
>>23868807
It has happened so many times, regardless of age and location. Why do normies think that is good humour?
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>>23868808
>have okc account for years
>be average looking
>not one girl I ever message responds
>finally some girl messages me
>seems average like me, would be happy with her
>have to carry most of the conversation
>vapid responses
>reading quiz questions
>come across that one that's like "You're in a committed long term relationship and you meet someone you have a stronger attraction too, what do you do?"
>MFW she chose "Dump current partner, pursue relationship with new guy"
>INTO THE FUCKING TRASH
>delete okc in disbelief
So fucking over dating sites.

>make Interpals account, set up profile
>start browsing cuties, no scripts
>after only 2 days have 4 different cuties message me, have never had to initiate once
>one is an amazing Finnish girl that embodies everything I like in a woman
>has never had a boyfriend
>making plans to meet up in a few months
Couldn't be happier.
Only problem is she's told me I have to learn Finnish if I'm serious about long term, shit sucks mang, but she's worth it.
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>>23868812
Okcupid is literally a meme

It is filled with the biggest cunts there are. They are such intolerable cunts that even Chads don't want them, hence why they are on there.

Interpals is just filled with foreign qts looking for friends, sometimes the qts are tfw no bf
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>tfw your qt just called you handsome

What is this feeling in the pit of my gut? Is this what normies call happiness?
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>>23868792
>tfw no crazy qt gf
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guys im fucking crushed

>accept a girl as my interpal gf
>we talk for days she shows me feet
>told her more than ive ever told another girl
>find out she has slept with 12 different guys before age 20.

fucking
ruined
>i say she has to show me a nude or i cant deal with this
>no ive changed i wouldnt do anything unless im going to marry them
>you respect me right you wouldnt ask

literally the cock carousel meme right there

fuck man i liked her i cant believe she would deny me and ruin everything
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>>23868816

>Wow an attractive girl has had other sexual partners!

Get over yourself, don't fuck her of course because she's used goods but don't ask for her nudez if you're just going to be a faggot.
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>>23868817
That is some strong bait there m8
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>>23868818

If you think that's bait then there's nothing wrong with you at all you're just an aspie of your own volition.
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>>23868764
This desu, had lots of conversations on this site so far and only one of them is actually giving me meaningful responses rather than one word answers
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>start researching partner visas to bring a qt to Australia
>$6865 fee for a partner visa
It's still cheaper than dating an Aussie girl.
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Jesus Christ I don't even have to send out first messages as I'm always kept busy with the ones flowing in.
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how do I talk to other humans, robots? I have been so socially isolated that I just don't know how to continue. how could I possibly tell someone that I have no hobbies and become so scared when the other person speaks that I hide under my blanket and become incredibly depressed?

Please help. What do I do? You normies have it easy...
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Do you guys recommend that I disable open wall posting?
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>>23868719
>hey so I'm not always on interpals but I love talking to you, have you got Skype? :)
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>>23868723
You send photos that delete themselves after they're opened
You can screenshot but it sends a notification to the other person
A lot of people use it for nudes for that reason
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>>23868789
"Prove it"
>acquire lewds
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>>23868823
List the music, books and movies you like. Those can be considered "hobbies".
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How do i find non-degenerate qts?
the 2 i've spoken to so far, have had sex with at least 2 guys and 1 girl.
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>>23868829
mfw one of my longer lasting qts was 17 at the time and claimed she was smoking for like 4 years
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>>23868828
some prog rock and anime music. As for books & movies, I can't really get into either.

When I'm not working I'm here or on another board (usually lurking).
Talking to people scares me and I know that i have nothing to give them. I really wish I could be normal like you but it just doesn't work with some people.

So what now normie, what does someone who can't talk to others and has no hobbies do? Without sounding edgy or like i'm crying out for attention like a girl, do I need to start thinking about ending it all?
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How the fuck do I message people?

Was thinking of messaging people from the "who viewed you profile" bar, but it could come across as seedy.

What's your approach, robots?
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>>23868830
was she from russia?
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One thing I've worked out is that if they do ")" at the end of a sentence, they're not being stupid, that's a Russian smilie. They put more than one when they're really happy. )))))
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>>23868832
As far as im concerned, if they view you first, then they may be interested in talking, but they are either too shy, or would rather you start first if you find out they viewed you.

If you viewed them first, and they viewed you back, then atleast you werent repulsive enough that they atleast checked you out.

I'd say just go for it honestly. If it doesn't work out, move to the next one you like.
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>>23868821
God damn it, I'm in same boat as you.
That's a lot of dollary doos.....
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>>23868833
almost, she was from poland
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>>23868821
>>23868836
dont do that m8s
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Why are the girls on here so interested in talking to me and I get at least 30-40 messages a day and yet on things like tinder no one is really interested in me.
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>>23868839
You must be attractive or something. Do you send out messages or use a script? I know that I don't get anywhere because I am afraid of trying.
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How long has /r9k/ been signing up to interpals?
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>>23868733
Most of them are
There are some SJWs like the bitch in the pic, but they're the minority compared to the west where it's the opposite.
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>>23868841
about 6 years m8
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>>23868735
Idk, probably because you're a smelly roach
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>>23868838
It's money for a visa of residency, not plane tickets.
Only something I'd consider after actually meeting with her in person several times and knowing for sure we're actually compatible.
I've already had a Ukrainian girl from another site try and scam me with the old plane ticket routine, didn't fall for it, obviously.
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>>23868841

Literally three days of on-and-off activity during wageslavery and I already have a handful of qt's to talk to.
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>>23868845

>Send her money to get her a visa for residency
>She takes your money
>Doesn't apply for a visa

le wow!
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>>23868841
About a month. Had plenty of qts, but they were boring as shit. Eventually a qt messaged me and we've been talking for a few days now and she's actually got something interesting to say. Feeling good lads. She's a 9/10.
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>>23868847
>implying I'm ever sending her money
Assuming everything works out and it gets to that point, she has to be in the country to apply for one, any money involved will be leaving my wallet and going directly into the hands of our government, not hers.
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>>23868780
>claims to be british
>doesn't like football
Pleb, I bet you don't even know anyone named Nigel. You're not British.
Or you're Nigel.
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Guys what the fuck just happened. I saw this australian girl who rides a motorcycle, so do i, so i sent her a message saying nice bike. She said thanks and mentioned something about a cafe and i told her i have heard of it but never went. Didn't initiate again nor did she.

Couple weeks later (at least it felt like it) she INITIATES ME with picture related and even sends me her Skype and mobile number. What the fuck...

The fuck is going on. Did someone hack her account?
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>>23868851
GIVE HER THE DICK
in an original way
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>>23868852
Don't want to and i might not even reply to hher, i already have feels for a french girl i met. Who might be coming here to study and we connect very well and send each other like 800 word replies.
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>>23868853
faggot, if shes qt you can juggle both
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>>23868854
She is a real qt, but it makes me feel bad even just thinking about it. Am i some sort of cuck?
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>>23868853
Then just do what she asked and ride with her, don't be an ass.
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>>23868855
no, you're just a fag. you can literally meet her tomorrow if you wanted instead of having some frenchie fly over and shit
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should I make a fake account first and get use to socializing after so long and then move on to real one once I know people won't see I'm a massive failure. are there any people here who are honest about them being failures or neets? how'd things go?
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>>23868857
I wish i never created an account. This is too much for me to handle. I'm just going to block her and continue conversing with my frenchie.
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>>23868752
yeah I noticed that too, weird as fuck
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Anyone who thought you guys English should be shot. The nominative form of the singular first-person pronoun, I, is capitalized, along with all its contractions (I'll, I'm, etc.). In my country this is the second thing we learned after our abc's. It's like speaking to 14 year olds.
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>>23868859
>not juggling both
just end it already. delete your account and your life
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>>23868862
Is this what chad would do? juggle them both?
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>>23868859
cheeky cunt, go ride your damn motorcycle with her
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>>23868861
oi m8 U R such a fkn cuk-nob. U shud rly kill yorself ;^)) XDD!
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>>23868861
Delicious bait, really curious to see how this is going to pan out ;^)
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>>23868863
>>23868859
Don't fall for the juggling meme, just focus on the 1 qt.
Yes, chad would juggle them both.
However, Chad has more skill than you do when it comes to that and also has an easier time because of his body.
However, Chad only juggles for sex. Juggling does NOT work if you want to wife one of them. Stick to the frenchie.
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>>23868851
A similar thing happened to me. She initiated a conversation too. A different girl though, she's got nothing about bikes on her profile. Why won't Melbourne girls talk to me on Tinder but they will on this thing?
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>>23868867
>tfw i also workout and eat healthy
>tfw 6ft 77kg and lean as fuck

Only my frenchie knows i lift heavy weights 4 times a week, bikie girl has no idea about me besides my height, hobbies, interest, and that i ride.

>tfw both are are not even taller than 5ft3

I still only want the frenchie, i want her to be all mine.
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>>23868867
You don't want to spaghetti in front of them because you're juggling. Chad doesn't spaghetti because he can rationalise the juggling.
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>>23868869
>>tfw 6ft 77kg and lean as fuck
>6ft 77kg
Try 6ft 68kg
I used to be 60kg
You'll make it cunt I believe in you
Also
>ever considering aussie women
pic related
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post pics of nice or decent feet you've gotten. how did you do it?
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>>23868716
Not that guy.

I found a qt that I talk to all day everyday. She's super awesome and I like her a lot but I don't think she wants an LDR. I've been trying to not like her like that and just as a friend instead. It's so hard.
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>>23868871
>>ever considering aussie women

whats wrong with them?
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>>23868874
Literally Stacy whores. They are worse then US woman and this is coming from an Australian+American citizen.

The moment they turn about 15 the majority are sucking guys off at the oval at night.
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>>23868874
Astronomical standards
Slutty
Probably uncultured bogans
All around shitcunts really. There was only two decent girls in my school before I left, one was a weeb shut in and the other was a fucking leb.

To give you an idea of the average aussie girl, I knew one that dropped chad to date one of my mates. Her grades went from C's to A's overnight. When she dumped him 2 years later to ride Chad's cock she went down to D grades but still got into the Uni course she wanted because VAGINA LMAO it was the same fucking course I wanted to so I'm still fuckin pissed about that.

The weeb wants to go on a date next time I'm back in my home town so call me a hypocrite normo if you want for considering an aussie woman.
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>>23868875
hello fellow aus/usa citizen

are you aus or usa born and how did you get citizenship for the other country
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>>23868876
>>23868875
who gives out a number like that though? does she want the sausage?
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>>23868878
>who gives out a number like that though?
Sluts
>does she want the sausage?
Yes, but focus on the Frenchie instead.
You're not chad, you would be able to handle cheating on someone for "DUDE PUSSY LMAO".
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>>23868877
Australian born to US parents. But have spent the majority of my life in both countries pretty evenly.

Now in Australia for university which is just about finished for me. I was born with both pretty much.

>>23868878
I don't get your question.
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>>23868880
>Australian born to US parents. But have spent the majority of my life in both countries pretty evenly.
Tell me anon, how does it feel when you have actually fast internet? I've never been outside Australia.
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>>23868879
Also here is my qt frenchies message from last night i still need to reply to. I mean it's safe to say we connect slightly.. right?
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>>23868882
>a girl is writing MULTIPLE paragraphs to talk to you
Literally wife that shit cunt or I'll come down and bash ya head in.
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Alright i'm gonna give this a try, just made an account and used the script to view the profiles of every European 18-21 year old girl who's online right now.Hopefully I'll get some kind of response.
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>>23868881
>Tell me anon, how does it feel when you have actually fast internet?
I spent 15-18 in America which was during the peak of my WoW addiction years. I was blessed with a parent who worked from home whos work installed the fastest interest possible into the house while she was employed there. Was pretty good.

Went from playing WoW on about 10MS then to playing WoW at 400MS in Australia if I remember correctly.

The internet change was so big to me it actually turned me off gaming entirely because the lag and slow internet speeds make me so angry.

But I can live with Australian internet for now.
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>>23868883
>tfw i sent the same long messages back

I already told her if she comes here, which she might. I'm taking her down to the beach and we are going to two up on my motorcycle. She agreed, and i also mentioned camping together which she got excited about.

But i have a feeling she just thinks of me as a friend.
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>>23868886
You're a bloody good 'friend' then mate.
Girls only have three ways to sort guys. Ignored Orbiter, Friendly Orbiter, and Baby-Maker Material.
If she's sending you that much and is excited to camp with your and shit, I'd say there's a good chance you can move yourself to Baby-Maker Material.
Go get em cunt, colonize that frog.
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>recurring circlejerk generals
>in /r9k/

this shit doesn't belong here. fuck off to /soc/ or /b/
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>>23868887
What if she is just being friendly? she did also share stuff that have happened to her, like relationships and so forth.

I want to hold her left hand while waiting at a red light.
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>>23868888
Just hide the thread then you daft cunt. This isn't your personal hug box where we remove everything you don't like
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Guys I wanted to check out the forums and for some reason the page just keeps refreshing over and over again, I'm using chrome and I can stop it from reloading but as soon as I click to go somewhere else the same thing happens.Any help?
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>>23868884
where are you from? it helps when you know more than 1 language
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>>23868889
>What if she is just being friendly?

>implying females can be friendly
Cmon now cunt you should know now that women don't make illusions of friendship this elaborate.
Look if you're this worried, just treat her like a friend and make advances if she seems to be wanting come. Hand holding, maybe a hug if you're sleeping close to each other.
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>>23868892
I'm french/algerian I selected arabic,french and english under "Speaks" and also that I wanted to learn spanish.
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>>23868894
honestly just say you're french, a lot of qts filter arabs and turks
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>>23868895
Yep,figured that would be the case.
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>>23868878
>who gives out a number like that though? does she want the sausage?
They're both into bikes, you tard.
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>wake up
>+18
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>>23868891
Same for me, pls help.
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>>23868883
>girl is writing MULTIPLE paragraphs to talk to you
>meaning anything

get a load of this virgin thinking he is hot shit
also>>23868888
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>>23868894
I can teach you spanish anytime bby ;)
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>>23868895
What do they do to deserve it? Are they just that fucked up?
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>>23868902
they're just really thirsty and creepy from what i've heard
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>>23868901
Me encantaria.
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Seriously not cool, I want to interpal with r9k weirdos, not fucking soc normalfags...
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HE DOES IT FOR FUCKING FREE
ASASGHASAJHS
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>>23868909
fuck this shitty board has IDs as well, >>23868707
pls create another one on r9k, the mods there are slow as fuck anyways.
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/r9k/ BTFO
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>>23868910
Kek
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It would be better on /int/ again than here.
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Y tho!?

Is there no sanctuary for robots and thier hard fought qt's?

What the fuck do we do now? Where the fuck do we go? Holy shit this board is worse than >>>/adv/
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>>23868913
Soc has few normalfags. The only difference between /r9k/ and /soc/ sperglords is that the /soc/ ones are actively trying to do something about it. Since you are too you belong here.

Enjoy your stay, I hope you don't mind the dicks.
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this is fucking it, I'm gonna email japanese moot.
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>>23868921
>Soc has few normalfags.
Spoken like a true normalfag. Fucking off yourself, I'd be disgraced to do this shitty of a job even FOR FREE. Have some fucking dignity, you don't deserve your hotpockets.
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Too cancerous for >>>/r9k/
Holy shit.
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>>23868707
>THIS IS NOT A /SOC/ THREAD
He does it for free.
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I'm willing to negotiate....
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new thread, fuck soc.

>>>/r9k/29000483
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>>23869018
Enjoy your b&
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