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The Grand Tour Edition
>we have to suffer another 6 months of poleaboo pretending he's real
>>28487279
>tfw gonna have to catch the bus to go get my car back from the garage
do not want
Third for huskies.
>>28487364
Good
Are you employed? What city do you live in?
>>28487394
Trial will be September at the latest
someone needs to kill david cameron.
>>28487412
Yes and London.
Funny how the trial is so far away, hoping we all forget? I won't. I'll be here every time you post to remind people that this story isn't real.
Why won't senpai notice me?
>>28487394
Not if cunts like you stop stirring shit and replying to him
Don't feed the trolls, dumb cunts can't believe you've only just cottoned on
>>28487452
Your life is a joke mate
Here's a crazy idea lads.
Why don't you post your waifus?
>>28487457
Have you attempted to talk to senpai?
>>28487481
This coming from a guy who posted a dick pic because people didn't believe his made up story about how he sexually assaulted some girl.
Alright mate, I'll make a note.
>>28487452
Good
Hope you have a car
How depressed are you /Britfeel/?
http://psychcentral.com/quizzes/depquiz.htm
>IRA terror threat level for the mainland just got raised to severe
Who's hype for some retro terrorism? Will make for a nice change.
>>28487515
Hope you don't think I'll be giving you a lift anywhere.
Besides I expect I'll get the train, should work out cheaper and faster.
>>28487521
Didn't think I was this bad, I mean I don't really feel sad, just apathetic, listless.
>>28487521
Moderate to severe, which is good because this time last year, and for the 2 years prior to that I was straight up severe.
>>28487557
>cheaper and faster.
like 200 quid and 10 hours
but you will support me, right?
>>28487571
I'm the same anon, at least if I was sad there'd be feelings. I'm just numb, bored and can't concentrate.
>>28487521
Mild, got tinder again thinking I've got good pictures to use on it. Only got 1 match and it ended up being a bot. It also made me realize that I don't want to date about 90% of females, although the other 10% ignore me
>>28487591
Support you in what? Not the trial because that's not happening. If you expect me to pretend that it did go ahead then no, I'm going purely to prove once and for all that you're a liar.
>>28487521
57
Should l go to the doctor?
>>28487521
Scored a 55
>>28487521
You scored a total of 78
>>28487601
>It also made me realize that I don't want to date about 90% of females, although the other 10% ignore me
This is what I discovered after using OKC. I have had 10 people like me, but I don't like them.
>>28487628
We will meet before the trial, then attend it together
Once you see I am legit will you lend me your sympathies?
>>28487634
I was thinking that too.
>>28487648
You're should probably see a doctor mate.
>>28487521
10
Borderline normie.
>>28487521
66
At least I got dubs
>Rock, shock, put your whole blox in a daze
Jeremy Clarkson is a chad desu
I want to make a cup of tea but I think my housemate might have a friend over.
>>28487664
I'm so confident that it won't happen that I'm willing to make this bet: I will literally boo when people testify against you. I would be thrown out of court for supporting you
No idea how you're going to look me in the eye having posted the actually real shit you have.
>>28487710
>not autistically moving the kettle into your bedroom
Step up your autist game pleb
Anything else to add lads?
>>28487521
Does depression count if it's only temporary, i.e only because of your current situation?
I always thought that only clinical depression is 'real' depression but I don't know enough about it.
>>28487722
>I'm so confident that it won't happen that I'm willing to make this bet: I will literally boo when people testify against you. I would be thrown out of court for supporting you
This is going to be so sweet
>No idea how you're going to look me in the eye having posted the actually real shit you have.
Easily, you're among my best friends
Honestly what's the fucking point anymore
I've started listening to Arab Strap all night, drinking and going to sleep to the sounds of the birds waking up, regretting all the drink/drugs/cigs I've had.
I'm officially a sad as fuck near-30 year old.
>>28487772
I know mate. I just want to end it all desu.
>>28487756
that grayson perry documentary was great, can't wait for the next one
>>28487746
The Trial by Franz Kafka
>>28487521
Higher than I was expecting
>>28487772
What's up, mate? A problem shared is a proble halved and all that.
>>28487777
Nice quads though mate. At least you have that.
>>28487777
nah mate you're doing it right in my eyes. gotta go into NEETdom mindfully. use this time to expand your consciousness. don't regret a moment.
you're free. how many of your friends have got married/had children?
>>28487805
New high score fampai.
>>28487777
Arab Strap is great for that kind of mood but most of their songs are normie tier, all about going out for drinks and fucking slags. Can't relate to them much
>>28487805
>ohno.png
topkek
>>28487797
That's good, it sounded like an interesting idea.
>crossdresser talks to a bunch of hard men about their feels
>>28487746
I've got https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00C34UAM4/ and https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B018QPYU4M on mine
>>28487804
Especially with that ending..
I think I prefer The Castle though, worth a read if you haven't already
>>28487880
Thanks for the rec mate. Can you recommend me a good ebook reader that's pretty cheap?
>>28487756
Nah, you can be depressed because of your situation, but it doesn't mean you have depression. Having depression means to constantly be depressed even in times you shouldn't usually be.
Everyone gets temporarily depressed every now and then, it's just normal. Being depressed constantly isn't.
>>28487279
fuck pakis
bbc 6 music is easily in the top tier of bbc radio stations
>>28487894
I'm not really into e-readers but I think Kindle is the most popular brand. I have an old sony one but I don't think they're sold anymore.
There's one on amazon for about 60 quid
>>28487915
Yea like I thought. That's why I haven't gone to a GP or anything, will wait to see if this passes and I manage to get my head out of my arse
>>28487767
>my best friends don't even believe in me
Fuck me the suns just come out
>>28487836
Most haven't got kids yet, but a lot of mortgages and well progressed careers and Waitrose cards and shit.
My life is getting sad at this point. A real hangover/come down lasts two days. But I still do it because what I do. Hate to think what my lungs and liver look like.
>>28488066
A nasty chest infection would pass on its own eventually, but a getting medical help to speed the process up is the norm.
Why do it different with mental health?
i thought i was wearing red socks but i'm infact wearing one red and one orange sock
hmm
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
what have I doneeee
>>28488184
All is lies.
>>28488184
>people notice when I have one black and one navy blue sock
I thought everyone with the IRA had died or was too old to keep it up?
What's this about raising the threat level?
>>28487497
Not ready for work desu.
>>28488203
FUCK HE HASN'T ADDED ME BACK YET
IT'S BEEN A WHOLE 5 MINUTES
MAYBE THIS WAS A MISTAKE
I GOT TOO EXCITED BECAUSE HE'S CUTE
>>28487521
42.
Apathetic and low expectations so most thing don't overly concern me.
>>28488285
Are you the same person who says "Hi" to each other when you walk past each other?
Poleaboo got to rank 5 on Hearthstone again
>>28488322
First post in a /britfeel/ all day
its fokkin raining again.
Went and asked in a cycle shop about getting my bike repaired and the lass behind the counter proper dropped her spaghetti and her boss was right snapping at her for doing shit wrong
Pretty sure I heard her boss say book him in for next week and she booked me in for tomorrow
Shit I feel bad about that, should probably have said something
>>28488429
so just ring and see if she answers
>>28487497
sounds great, i'll be there at 7
>>28488399
Bollocks is it, we live in the same country
>>28488399
rain's comfy tho
>>28488399
>That one neighbour who's been mowing the green all day
FUCK HIM
>>28488285
nvm he accepted it
took him 20 minutes though
I wonder what he was doing in that time
>>28488548
makes me feel okay with satying indoors chatting shit on 4chan yes
>>28488569
Why is she adding me?!? What the hell lads what do I do I don't want to talk to her! Need to let her down gently maybe
Probably something like this
>>28488569
Jesus christ, are faggots really this insecure and needy? Everyone talks about wanting a bf here but I don't see it being any better than a gf
i have an oral exam in japanese at 3:45, fuck me why did i choose it as a module
im not even that much of a weeaboo or good at languages, this is the last time i make a decision on the basis of the inherent value of knowledge
>>28487955
Who /ShaunKeavenybreakfastshow/ here?
>>28488543
fokkin.
rain.
motherfokker.
>boss wants to fire me so keeps yawning near me so that he can catch me yawning and fire me
>>28488669
fok me mate, fok fok fok
>>28488673
>>boss wants to fire me so keeps yawning near me so that he can catch me yawning and fire me
Think you're being paranoid
>>28488626
>thinking there are any women on britfeel
Oh boy, I am laffin
>>28488689
i fokkin know roight?
>>28488767
fokin mental mate, i tell ya. fokkin menthol
>>28488399
Red hot and brilliant sunshine in Glasgow.
TAPS AFF
>>28488839
What's smack like?
>>28488695
I think YOU'RE being paranoid!
>buying an hdmi cable and usb extension off amazon cause its like 1/3rd the price than those faggot jews on currys/pcworld
>its 13 quid +4 delivery
>just gotta add 7 quid so I get free delivery instead of getting cucked
I dont know what to get, its not like they sell hamburgers off of amazon.
I need something useful, but not fucking junk food. I don't really need any material item either.
damn.
>>28488920
Get some toiletries lad, just more of whatever shampoo/deoderant/whatever you have at the moment. It won't go off so you can just stick it in a cupboard until you need it.
>>28488920
>20 quid for a hdmi cable
maaaaaaaaaaaaaate
>>28488920
WITH A BASEBALL BAT
>>28489065
I paid 100 quid for a 5 metre cable
>>28489065
I'm not your fucking mate.
>having conversations with cam girls on chaturbate because I'm a lonely piece of shit
Jesus christ I'm pathetic
>>28489082
I spoke with one from south east asia for about a month, this must have been back in 2006. I thought we were getting along and I was consistently the only person in chat room. Eventually she banned me because I would never go private, ie give her money.
Yes lads! You alright? So I just wanted to ask: what would be the analogous British stereotypes to the more American "Chad" and "Stacy" alpha/normie stereotypes? What could we call them? I've never met anyone called Chad in my life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZqHaBkgYTo
>>28489105
Yeah I'm not tipping shit, she's literally just said she's only on there for company too and if people want to pay her for it then it's up to them
>>28489164
>on a cam site
>for company
Hahahaha she's lying.
making a call to the DWP about how I'm suicidal
they're getting me to do job searches every single day and it's making me yearn for death
any pointers on what I can say? anyone done something like this before? does it help?
>>28489186
>>28489186
>help, we dem bois
>>28489186
Oh fuck I didn't read your post at first just responded to the gif.
Just say you feel suicidal and have a plan but don't want to do it.
>>28489179
Don't get me wrong she's got videos and shit you can buy too but it's rare she actually does live shows, she seems genuine enough, she's fully clothed preparing food in her kitchen just talking to everyone and still getting tips, don't think she's being deceiving at all
>>28489212
She's probably too sore from all the hooking she does during the day.
>>28489186
What kinda job searches? Having to go in and do it?
Are you a fucking pussy or something?
>i wanna kill myself because i'm being forced to job search when i should be anyway
Kill yourself you worthless piece of shit
>>28489186
You need to tell your doc really then get on ESA
>>28489076
>>28489065
>>28489017
Thanks for the tip.
Pcworld fuckin charges 29quid for a 5 meter hdmi cable, fucking jewfucks.
My telly is literally 1 foot away from my face besides my bed so I need a 5 meter cable to play vidya games on it.
Getting a usb extensions way cheaper than buying a faggot wireless keyboard + a new wireless xbox controller as well.
>be female
>complain about having to look smart at work
>get fired for not following contractually obligational company policy
>make it into the news
>prepare to sue
>>28489210
think it'll make them change how they're treating me?
>>28489240
I have to go into their hellhole and do it
why I can't do that at home is beyond me
my advisor is a fucking bully too and I've requested a change before to no avail
>>28489242
won't the fit to work scheme fuck me? afaik depression doesn't stop work
>>28488827
FOKIN EHWE
>>28487521
>tfw get 64
>tfw wageslave/in a relationship
Depression is real in normies too.
>>28487497
I have an appointment with an eating disorder specialist on Monday. I thought it would have taken a lot longer desu~
Do not reply to the above poster
>>28489263
>tfw should sue maccas for making me wear this mustard uniform when all i want to wear is a nice pair or chinos and a polo of my choicw.
Girl here.
Anyone want to go on a date?
>>28489469
I'm probably way out of your league
Thanks though
>oneitis uploaded a new photo
>this is it
I'm fucking done lads.
See you later.
>>28489469
No thanks I have a waifu.
>>28489504
can you repost this on /brit/ please
>have somehow blagged my way to the final interview stage of a proper full-time job that pays a livable wage (~17,500GBP)
Somehow I don't think I will be able to lie my way through a face to face interview. It was bad enough making up extremely unconvincing, vague lies on the phone earlier in the process.
>>28489558
>17,500
>livable wage
What shithole do you live in?
>>28489504
>3d
>oneitis
reddit is that way
>>28489587
Yeah it's borderline but I reckon it's possible. I will be living modestly.
>>28489587
>faggot from london calling other places a shithole.
17.5 is plenty for a single person.
just saw this on amazon when I was shopping for the same stuff. makes me kind of depressed
>>28489504
Why would any woman degrade herself with that thing? I just cannot comprehend that shit, if I was a girl and that decent looking I'd be banging white chads.
>>28489504
>that body hair
Disgusting.
Finally getting around to watching The Office
>>28489504
looks like milky from this is england
got my car back lads, I had to go on the bus and pajeets were talking in paki speak all the way and then it pissed down with rain on the way up the fucking huge hill to garage
>>28489587
>tfw live in a nice quiet village in east scotland
>make 12000 a year.
>own a 4 bedroom house amd after bills/mortgage have 400 to play about with.
Duck livimg in some shithole like london where my 12000 a year would be spent on a 1 bedroom flat in some shitty tenament building.
>>28489634
Posts like this give me strength.
>>28489638
Most of the balloon helium canisters are diluted with oxygen these days. The main distributor of western ones, Balloon Time, dilute all their tanks now. You need to buy Chinese tanks or proper full-size industrial tanks if you want 99% helium.
It would be easier to buy a strong opiate like fentanyl off the darknet and go that way (that's what I've been considering).
>>28489665
>paki
>looks like a wog
Aye, calm down mate.
>>28489504
>cucked by pajeet
aHAHAHtAH you fucking faggot how low could you possibly go, just off yourself now.
>>28489730
>pajeet
The guy is clearly Turkish though (Turks are white).
>>28489744
>(Turks are white).
No they're not
@760
easy (You). Thanks, pawn.
Hey guys I am eastern yuropoor just finishing my degree in CS, have a chance to move to Coventry, is it a good place to live and find a job in?
>>28489186
you need to apply for esa, for that you need the application form.
you fill that in to the best of your ability, not just one line replies, you also send a doctors note in with it, but not actually with it, you need to find which jc to send your doc note in to.
theres 2 esa groups, support and wrac work related activites group.
to be in the support group you need to be getting support ie treatment long term.
for wrag you still have to see an adviser every so often and they see in what way they can help you like social worker, support groups etc.
>>28489744
>Turks are white
Turks are cockroaches
>>28489788
http://www.indeed.co.uk/jobs?q=Software&l=Coventry
>>28489791
I get support group ESA because apparently I'm dpressed, when I'm just an alcohol that's destroying my family. Didn't really expect to get anything to be honest.
>>28489788
>eastern yuropoor
Noice
>>28489788
Coventry is in a worse state than Donetsk, stay where you are lol.
>>28489903
How are arab women in the UK? I really want to get with one
>>28489684
Someone on here a while back said nitrogen tanks will do the same job and companies haven't stared diluting those yet.
That was my plan if I'm still miserable by my 23rd anyway
>>28489965
They're eh. I've met about 4 that I've found attractive
>>28489968
>23rd
Mate. Im 28. Waitimg for 30.
If 12 years after youre independent (no school) then its defo time to go.
>>28489683
>live in a nice quiet village in east scotland
Absolute dream, mate. I can't stand living anywhere busy
>>28489968
Nitrogen will work. Any inert gas will work. When you breathe the oxygen in the air, CO2 is produced. You body measures the amount of CO2 it has stored up and it is having too much CO2 (not insufficient oxygen) that causes your body to panic and gasp for breath when you hold your breath.
So if you use an inert gas (helium, nitrogen, any noble gas etc), no CO2 is produced. Your body doesn't panic because there is no buildup of CO2. Even though you have critically low oxygen levels and are literally dying, your body won't scream at you; you'll just pass out and die.
>>28489965
Are there that many Arab people in the UK?
t. someone who lives in Cheshire where it's wall to wall crackers
When I was really young kid, I used to think that when you die, your body breaks apart and you turn into a million little maggots. I had no idea that maggots were just laid by flies who were attracted to the dead bodies.
A couple years later, I noticed maggots in the garbage bin of my garden. This confused me as our garbage bins just consisted of random bits of garbage (old bits of packaging, broken equipment, food waste, etc) rather than actively decaying humans or animals. For some reason, this led me to the conclusion that maggots are not just created from dead animals, but also anything and everything which is considered dead, or waste, or just garbage.
I had nightmares of everything in the world, from every abandoned building to every abandoned car, from every tree to the ground itself, decaying into maggots when all of the humans had died out and the world becomes abandoned by all life. I thought that in the end, there would be only maggots.
>>28490097
>it's wall to wall crackers
Yum. Got any cheese to got with that, lad?
>>28490097
They're all mostly in places like London, Birmingham and Slough
>>28490065
Even have a football club down the road so can still go to games on the weekend.
Granted theyre a diddy team, but theyre my diddy team.
>>28490124
It's Cheshire, we've got nothing else!
In the Beyonce song 'Halo' she sings:
>let me your HALO
But when I first heard it I didn't know the name of the song and I thought she was saying "Let me see your payload" and that the song was about men ejaculating large loads of sperm.
>>28490121
What the fuck is wrong with you, lad
>>28490147
Doubt you'll want to say which village you are in, but which bit of scotland is it? Fife or aberdeenshire or something?
>>28490249
wee hooty mc too
>>28490186
Halo refers to the light behind the man as she's kneeling on the floor waiting for his seed.
>>28490249
Fife, but my village is away from shitholes like.kirkcaldy and dunfermline.
>>28490313
Nice interpretation, I like it.
>>28487521
thought it would be higher
>>28489504
into the bin she goes lad
she'll reek of curry after he's done with her
>tfw haven't wanked in 10 days
I'm not even doing a nofap, I just haven't felt like it
>>28490085
Yeah, I heard if you have the gas turned on slightly too high then it's extremely painful though, you get something similar to the benz
And I wouldn't want to drag myself back from my spot to have to explain to parents and hospital people about how I disappeared for a bit and somehow got the benz
>>28490186
Idiot she's singing Let me see your Pavelow cos Jay Z just got an 8 killstreak on mw2
>>28490700
Maybe that won't happen if you use a different gas other than Nitrogen. I think the bends is caused by nitrogen concentrations or something in the blood. Admittedly I don't really know that much about that.
>>28487521
64 points.
I expected my higher, honestly.
>ireland threatening mainland UK with terrorist attacks
Should we just go to war with the irish, lads?
They wouldn't stand a chance.
>>28491026
We should just threaten to take away their potatoes and beer.
>>28491026
It's the new IRA and they're a bunch of inbred spastics
>>28490905
Well the guy I asked said it was the case for helium so I'm assuming it'll be the case for whatever you use.
But then again I know so little about this shit that I actually thought it was spelled Benz.
How long do you typically have to have been working before landlords will consider renting a flat to you? 6 months?
>>28490121
This is what britfeel needs more of. Interesting read
>>28491151
Depends but yeah 3 or 6 months. Just offer to pay that period in advance.
>>28491240
/britfeel/ needs to die, these generals have run their course
>>28489284
desu senpai I suggest you dont call em up.
my job centre were absolute cunts that treated us all like subhuman pieces of shit, and that they were high and mighty gods who fed the peasants. i got threatened by them that i would be called in every day of the week, having to travel 13 miles with no car and only jsa to afford buses, and they signed me up for loads of shitty services that treat you like dirt too. I had to take a fucking keystage 2 math test and english test at one of these things then leave for my jsa appointment, luckily id had half a bottle of jack before getting there and followed it up with a bottle of schmitt whilst waiting for my appointment, so nice and toasty that i walked out, said some shit and got banned from the job centre (i left my wallet and phone there too and the fuckers went through my wallet and took out my last 20 quid)
But is it really gonna be worth it on esa? you'd probably get shit rates without other disabilities, plus theyll push you to sign up with shitty help services that take 6 months to get simple shit done. not to mention all the pip and sda you'd have to work out, so it turns into a fucking waiting game, stayign at home all day every day, same appointments, same loneliness, same websites, its a fucking mad cycle that makes you worse and worse and fucks with your mind madly until you start yearning to just be happy for once.
so, long term its shit but short its fine, do something wacky. if i had to did it again I woulda cleaved some of the fuckers there and gotten a nice stint in prison, would be so much more beneficial for me in there.
>>28489194
help help!
-who is it? who is calling?
-IT'S DAT BOI
-Oh shit waddup
>>28487497
machu pitsu
>>28491387
As long as britain exists, so too will /britfeel/.
If you don't like it then convince some powerful country to annihilate us.
>>28491387
These threads are much better than /brit/. That moves too fast to be enjoyable and is 50% reposts.
>>28489504
lol fucking hell
>>28487521
send aid
>>28491026
Almost worth it just to make them get involved for once.
Went to the gym today. Fucked about on a couple of the machines for ten minutes and then sat on the bench press and ate a cream cake
Oh boy! It's nearly movie night!
Can't wait can't wait can't wait.
>>28491769
>sat on the bench press and ate a cream cake
What happened to your life, m8.
>>28491769
Why do they sell cream cakes in a gym?
>>28487521
>"I spend a lot of time thinking about how I might kill myself"
>quite a lot
>Prank mum by farting next to her in the kitchen
>She pushes me
>Smash my fucking knee on the washing machine
This was a bad idea lads.
The new DOOM is comfy as fuck tbqh
>>28492046
>Prank mum by farting next to her in the kitchen
This is why you're a virgin.
fghsdhhdf
>>28492163
No it fucking isn't you muppet
>>28487521
>Joint second highest on /britfeel/
y-yayy
>>28492210
>we got the same score
I hope you feel better anon
>>28492273
You too pal. You too.
Mother has imposed a 100 pounds a month rent on my and my brother.
My brother earns three times what I do as he has a full time job, whereas I only work part time.
Is this fair?
>>28492408
Yeah it's fair, assuming you consume just as much as he does
>>28492408
I think it's among the scummiest things a parent can do to their child. All it does is make it slightly harder for you to move out and breed resentment.
>>28492408
Your mum sounds like a right cunt m8.
I give mine 50 quid a week for food/bills/whatever and sometimes even more if she needs it and she's always grateful.
>>28492452
Well this is a woman who raised an /r9k/-poster
>>28492408
100 quid is nothing.
My mum charges me 400 pounds rent + 60 pounds excess a month.
>>28492491
It's not nothing when I only get 400 a week.
>>28492501
I only get 700 a month. you're getting over double that.
>>28492501
Are you fucking serious?
I only get 480 a month.
>>28492501
400 a week and you only fucking work part time?!
>>28492515
>>28492528
Dammit I meant a month.
>>28492408
>>28492452
I got kicked out for 2 weeks after a right ding dong with my mum and she only let me back when I agreed to pay 30 pounds a week rent and in reality a pay more because 2 or 3 times a week I have to waste my fuel to go to the shop and buy her food because she wont do a list for a Tesco order.
She is lazier than I am she wont get her car fixed because she can't be asked to pick up the phone and she never thanks me for anything I do for her
>>28492501
What the fuck else are you spending it on you retard
It costs a fucking lot of money to maintain you on the gas and electricity that you use alone
I'm assuming you already buy your own food
>>28492491
dont understand people who will pay this much instead of moving out
>>28492491
That's a shit load of money
I had a look at rented rooms for if I land a job elsewhere and every landlord wanted about 60 a week and I'd have access to the rest of the house as normal
Lads live in London born and raised not my choice, Graduating soon where in England is affordable to live, I honestly don't have what it takes to get some hotshot job in London.
>>28488702
hello laffin
>>28492501
You're complaining about 100 quid out of 1600? Fucking jesus
Results of your
Depression Quiz
You scored a total of 80
nice..
A little late but I've been preoccupied
>>28492633
60 a week is pretty cheap mate
>>28492652
anywhere up north, you can get a modern 2 bedroom house up there for the price of 1 room in a paki-shit den down here.
I'd recommend Wales or Bristol though as anywhere up north also tends to be a shit hole
>>28492741
Ta mate, mum and pa probably protest, I canny deal with the amount of quid living here would rob me.
>>28487526
God damn it the government are going to take away all the bins again.
Place will look filthier than ever.
>>28492572
I want to move out, but I can't.
Guess why?
>>28492046
She shouldn't have stopped there.
>>28492798
BECAUSE YOU A BIG BABY!
WITTLE BWOY CANT AFFORD TO MOVE OUT :(
What's our drinking at lads?
> Normally just drink whatever I have in the house so I only buy a couple cans at a time to stop myself
> Decided to purchase a bottle of rum because there's no way I'll do the whole thing before work the next day again
> My god booze is great, I feel alive, colours seem brighter, music sounds amazing
> Wake up the next day for my shitty job with an empty bottle next to me
>>28492863
I now have a shop really close by just down the road, stumbling in there to buy more booze feel pretty shitty
>>28492863
Rum also, because it is absolutely fucking lovely.
>>28491480
kill yourself normie scum.
Oreganobloxreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>28492904
There's a 24 hour mini-Tesco a 2 minute walk from my place, luckily they stop selling booze at 10pm (though once I managed to trick the new lad).
They've applied to extend it (all night I think). If the council approves I am fucked.
>>28492501
>400 bong a week
>1600 bong a month
>has to pay 100 bong of that for rent
what in the actual fuck is wrong with you you degenerate fuck. What are you spending 1600 bong a month on that you can't spare 100 of it on rent?
>>28492908
This.
I don't care if it's pleb tier but Captain Morgan's spiced goes down a fucking treat neat.
>>28492994
>>28492686
no I get 400 a MONTH
What did Poleaboo claim to have done?
Innocent bit of stalking?
>>28492501
>>28493018
make your mind up prick.
Stop pretending you're hard done by when you really just want that extra 100 to spend on anime figures, you pathetic little shite.
Honestly, just kys right now and do your poor generous mum a favour.
Poleaboo is watching Coronation Street right now
More seriously considering transitioning
One thing holding him back is having no fashion sense
He's not really sure what kind of gurl he is or what kind he wants to be
>>28492408
100 p/month is easy for you to afford. You could pay that out of bennies.
She should tax your rich brother more because that's how shit is supposed to work on a national scale. Those with more can give more and all that.
BUT he is working full time and so not in the house as often as you are. You use more of her resources.
So, really, you should be paying more than your brother does.
Tell me about Raphael, why does he look so lonely?
>>28493079
Maybe she should take responsibility for her actions and pay for her children
>>28493049
You mean what do the Polish claims he has done?
They claim he made mean posts about them on 4chan and they found them threatening
Then the Police and courts span it into a stalking charge
>>28492408
absolutely. Pull ur finger out man it's only 25 pouund a week
>>28493098
Looks like he's enjoying a lovely non homosexual massage
>who the fuck is raphael
>>28493104
> Boys in blue looking out for the Polish
yeah right
>>28493049
Claims he's some super voyeur and has filmed multiple girls unawares in intimate settings.
Sadly he's yet to prove any of it.
>>28493049
He harassed her and filmed her using the bathroom (without her knowledge, obviously).
