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Monday mornings are the worst edition
Post waifus, gay boys.
>>28438740
I'm American, but I love you guys. H-hug me... P-pls.
Tinder. Now with cuck bots
> tfw on holiday
> tfw enjoying life to the max
> tfw just fixed sleeping pattern so now I can get up super early and do more shit
Had a shitty Sunday
I lost my Pencil case, I left it at School or home, you think I will get it back?
>>28438893
> Actually having a FUCKING pencil case beyond primary school
Its like you want everyone to know youre a mong
>>28438764
Fuck off stutter poster
>>28438750
Excellent taste.
Explosion is best.
>>28438923
N-no! I love you! ;(
>tfw you are sensitive and a hopeless romantic
>tfw everyone around you is working class and has zero reservation or open mindedness
Decent Monday morning desu
>wake up after sleeping in the comfy bed which doesn't make my back feel like shit unlike my own bed
>get in a fight with my little brother and stomp all over his head & body for a bit
>have a shower and shave for the first time in 2 weeks
>browse the chans for a bit
If only I didn't have to spend the rest of this month in this hell, probably longer.
>>28438750
Every day forever and ever.
>>28438740
>only if you are not dr. Neet
I guess im gonna have cappuccino and cornetto to the nearest bar
Fuck work I want to play video games
NEET here. Suck it you wagecucks.
>>28438764
shut up you fat mong
jog on, if yo can
Why is it so fucking warm! It's like 15 degrees already and it's only 10am
>>28439073
>tfw you'll pour your guts out too early in the relationship
>tfw people think you're a creep but you're just really shy
Any of you lads played Battleborn?
>just bought my very own TV for the first time since I want to just chromecast shit while on bed with a 32 incher lterally besides me
>never had a TV in years since i just played gaemz on my pc
>want to get some television channels as well so I can listen to that shit while playing games on my desktop
How the fuck do you set up a TV to get channels? i did an auto tune and it says I need an air plug or some shit like that.
I saw it for like 5quid off of pc world, do i just stick it in and itll function as a signal box or some shit?
>>28440010
Isn't that just the shit version of Overwatch?
Also
>the no Tracer gf
>>28440205
>How the fuck do you set up a TV to get channels?
Why not read the instructions?
>>28440205
You need an aerial....
How do i stop my gf drinking? Drunk people make me sick.
>>28440258
guide me through this, im just a basement virgin who played with his PC and no TV since I don't know when.
and im living in a shared house now and i have no fucking clue about anything here, other than having virgin 80mbps internet.
Is that Tolworth/Surbiton lad about?
in the op pic do any of you have the original little pepe running all happy? i like that part of the op pic.
>>28438885
>get up super early and do more
Myth. What allows you to do more is the fact that you're sleeping for fewer hours each night.
>David Cameron says leaving EU means a war in Europe could happen.
The vote is in one month and the Stay campaign is already getting desperate.
Free Britain soon, lads.
>>28440430
War is already happening in Europe.
In Ukraine, Germany, France, Belgium.
Cameron is a mug.
>>28440442
If anything, leaving the EU would give us a little more of a barrier from that war.
We should not be Europe's babysitter. They can make their own bad decisions without our help.
>>28438750
The tfw no friends is pretty bad today lads~
Morning lads, last uni exam of the year on Wednesday then I am off until September.
No idea what I am going to do over summer. Stayed in my flat pretty much all of last summer and played video games / got drunk / shitposted and it was brilliant. Wonder if I can get away with doing that again this year.
>>28438750
Got a few things to do today so I might actually have to get up before midday.
>>28440481
I want to be your friend if you'll let me
>go to McDonald's to hide from horrible homelife
>'friend' i was hoping to cut out of my life for good is now camping the exit across from me
I just wanted to enjoy my pancakes in peace before going back to home abuse reeeeeee
Just finished watching a dexter marathon lads
Was pretty decent, not sure why I hadn't checked it out before
>>28440235
They're apparently totally different games.
Fuck me being NEET is depressing
>>28440235
>tfw no qt cossplay gf
>>28438740
Chillin listenin to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGkgQaZ_XO4 while waitin for domino's pizza to arrive lad
>>28440496
I do try and let people be my friends, but if I was good at that sort of thing I would not be in my current predicament~
Who /addictedtobenzos/ here?
>>28440308
>guide me through this
no
>theory test at half one
>burger king
>play vidya
got a pretty productive day lined up for me lads
>>28440628
Dexters Lab > Dexter
https://youtu.be/SYslEzHbpus
Poleaboo has a job centre appointment today
Good thing he got offered a job interview
Would ensure that the whole thing would go by smoothly without him trying to push some kind of work experience onto him
i emailed them my cv, how long before i get an e-mail
I've probably failed or at the very best barely passed my exams so far, submitted some terrible coursework previously. I think I'm on the way to becoming a NEET lads.
Every time I tell myself I won't leave it to the last minute and prepare beforehand but nothing ever changes. I never learn from my mistakes. Don't think I'm cut out for this tbqh but I can't afford to fail. Feel guilty for my parents more than anything
anyone got any tips on finding a job
>21 years old
>Still have no idea how fashion works or what clothes to buy
Curse of the Manchild, lads.
SHE NAKED I WALK THRU THE DO
>>28441444
Were you dat fat alopecia manchild who was standing in the middle of the shopping mall looking around fast and being visibly anxious?
>>28441478
>Alopecia
I don't have it but please don't jinx me, my hair's shit enough.
>>28439820
STOB IT, I AM AMERICAN, AND I AM BETTER THAN UR SHIT COUNTRY!
ALL BOW BEFORE ME, YOUR NEW MASTER, BRITAIN.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28441495
That's no way to talk to your father, America.
...and you wonder why we love Canada more than you?
Circumcerica!
Circumcision yeah!
Ifjr847
>>28441444
>tfw have a normie sister who tells me what clothes would look good on me
>>28441549
girls clothes?
>Able to pass security checks to work in an airport environment including a criminal record check
Poleaboo is not getting that waiters job
>>28441557
no anon not girls clothes
>>28441549
I wish I had a family 2bh
>>28441570
well that's a nice thing then isn't it
>>28438750
Every day is suffering for me lads. Here she is.
>>28440662
Don't worry mate, having a job is fucking crap. I hate my job and just sit on my phone all day.
>>28441512
Fuck you Dad, Canada sucks ass now and so do you. Make America Great Again!
>>28441601
This. Doing it right now. Been in the office since 8 and have done like 10 minutes work.
>>28441512
>>28441633
>Referring to the UK as Dad
Bit gay innit?
>>28441677
Coming from the guy who has a shit waifu and probably likes big wonkers in his bum.
>>28438750
DONT WORRY LADS MY WAIFUS HERE
>>28441601
>>28441636
Been employed plenty of times, at least you're getting paid to sit around doing fuck all
I've lost all motivation to do anything
>getting prescribed 100mg of quetiapine a day
Oh dear
>>28441677
Brit Anon started the RP, why don't you tell him its gay.
>>28438750
Too hot too hot too hot
>>28441713
Take off the trip please mate
>>28440704
What are they like?
I've being toying with the idea of ordering some for a while now
>>28441769
you're better off smoking cannabis imo, i take diazepam and it does fuck all because ive been on it for a year
>go to the anime shop on my lunchbreak
>all the staff have Pikachu hoodies and the manga shelves are stocked worse than Forbidden Planet or Waterstones
>there's a pretty nice NGE wallet but it's ruined by a big copyright logo on the back
>massive manly goth tranny walking around with his boyfriend
Maybe anime WAS a mistake after all.
>>28441769
Good at first, the addiction is hell though
Leave em alone mate
>>28441810
Yeah I don't even get anything from them now, just take them to stop me killing myself basically
>>28441810
weed doesn't touch me anymore
I just want to be not me for a few hours
>>28441852
benzos arn't the answer famila
>>28441821
There's a tokyotoys shop in birmingham, it's pretty much exactly as you described.
>>28441852
Try ketamine, it's the most fun I've had in a while. Bit pricey though.
>>28441879
what is?
>>28441890
I may try ket isn't it similar to mdma
>>28441882
>tokyotoys shop in birmingham,
where?
Poleaboo has decided he will feign mental illness to increase his bennies
This will surely allow him to buy more lingerie
>>28441914
>what is?
I don't know, I'm only talking from experience
>>28441560
>thick, uncircumcised pakicockaboo is climbing the careerladder while I'm still a bluecuck
>>28441890
>ket
>being not you
>>28441717
what for lad? currently on olanzapine myself
I totally didn't add that last sentence to bypass the robot
>>28441934
Left of the curry house, right of the mosque.
I've just had a dream where I was a child and Charlie Dimmock was fondling me with her rough hands.
I don't know how to feel about this
>>28441852
Not so fast. The psychedelic experience is a doorway which leads to a hallway which leads to only what you want to find within yourself.
In other terms, a drug is nothing but a high-yield (fast but not perfect) technique to reach partly what your reason and heart cannot achieve fully in your opinion. If anything, it is a total lack of confidence in your reason and in your abilities to philosophy to be at ease with life; ease which remains unlikely, given that the choice of doing these drugs with the goal of opening your awareness and opening your mind is already a sign of close-mindedness and poor ability to reflect.
Have you guys ever crushed on a woman just because of her personality?
>met an older woman the other day
>not attractive
>great personality though
>funny, kind and charming
Anyway, you only meet people like that once in a blue moon. It's pretty depressing.
>>28441443
Just bee urself lad
>>28441890
>tfw I can remember when I got ketamine 10nner a gram
>>28441985
I do love psychedelics, shrooms are my favourite drug
I just wanted to try a different path
>>28441972
Depression and some personality disorder stuff.
Standard "boo hoo woe is me" problems.
>>28441953
No chance I'm getting that job
Probably won't even go to the interview
>>28441985
Shut the fuck up you pretentious cunt
>>28441989
My oneitis from school. Almost 2 years and I didn't make a single move, but I really felt like I was in love.
I sort of put her on a pedestal but in hindsight I wasn't too far off the mark
>one of the smartest people I've met
> cheeky sense of humour
>genuinely sweet personality
>'quirky' but not in the dae random xD sense
>pure, not been with a guy at the age of 18, don't know since then
My friend told me she wasn't pretty and couldn't understand why I was attracted to her, but as cringy as it sounds her personality made her seem really beautiful to me.
I hate myself for not doing anything, life could have been so much different.
I want to kill myself but I don't want to hurt my family, best way to suicide? I know the likelihood of them being upset is high anyway but any ideas on how to minimize the impact?
As I said I really don't want to hurt them
>>28442020
Last time I bought some it was about 40 queens per gram on the DNM. Absolutely ridiculous but I still justified paying for it.
>>28442243
I've always romanticised the idea of leaving a note saying I'm leaving to start a new life then kill myself somewhere I won't be found
>>28442243
do video logs talking your family through the grief, also google helium hood
tfw circumcised but still get smegma
>>28442243
there is no way of killing yourself and not upsetting your family. don't be selfish
>>28442243
Fake heroism.
Hang around by the sea until someone throws themself in, then chuck yourself in after them like you're off to save them.
>>28442262
ahahahahahahahahaah lets all laugh at dead dick over here
>>28442243
I'm struggling with this as well.
I was trying to think of a fatal accident but apart from wanking with a belt round your neck I haven't come up with anything. Maybe pay someone to kill you?
>>28442259
If your aim is to not hurt your parents that's pretty retarded. You're leaving them without a resolution, for the rest of their lives they'll be wondering if you're somewhere in the world or dead
>>28442252
It's ridiculous, it became too popular I used to get a litre for around 100 and cook it up myself
Haven't touched the shit in years
>>28440412
there u go, he was never really happy tho
>>28442262
>>28442274
tfw there's a visible crust of knobcheese under your helmet even though you have no foreskin ;_;
>>28442281
atleast they might think that I'm out there living a happy life, but I did say romanticise
>Watched Spectre last night.
Not bad, pretty good in places. The torture scene was a little drawn out and cringy. I liked Skyfall better.
>>28442290
I feel you senpai
I do have a foreskin but seeing the creamy goodness build up is just too tempting
>>28441303
but he doesn't exist
fuck off
>>28442282
I'm pretty sure the gays and normies use it as a club drug, god knows how that works. Can't imagine it's much fun in a party setting.
>>28442243
Kill your family first and then yourself.
my mum says I remind her of sheldon from TBBT not in an academical sense but personality wise, how do I change this?
>>28442355
>how do I cure my asperger's?
Anon, I...
Gotta buy some trousers, lads. Where do I buy trousers keeping up with the current style?
Where do you shop, /britfeel/?Not going /fa/ because I don't want to look like an idiot.
Was going to go out but decided to wait until it's cooler. Watching Natsume Yuujinchou was a good call, very comfy now desu~
>>28442355
You mean an unbearable camp faggot?
>>28441677
Pretty sure we're the motherland, anyway.
@28442375
Nobody cares can't you just fuck up your electrolytes already and stop posting?
>>28440235
she looks so soft, I bet she smells like strawberries
christ, I'm so lonely
>>28442370
>Where do I buy trousers keeping up with the current style
what do you even mean by that?
trousers are just trousers. they don't really change design.
asos is where the /fa/ggots shop tho.
>>28442355
Holy shit your mum just absolutely blew you out mate
Start hitting the gym
Might go on a walk up some mountains next weekend lads
What trousers do you even wear for hiking? I only really have jeans, joggers and shorts
>>28442403
You know, not too baggy but not too tight. Not jeans because jeans seem to be out of style now.
>>28442434
well u got trousers, jeans or chinos.
or tracky bottoms.
I don't know what else there is?
maybe those baggy black fuckboy rick owens shit if u want to look like an edgy teenager.
those and a vapourwave t shirt and your set.
>>28442410
Gym won't change your personality.
>>28438750
Played lots of Overwatch last night, it is a good fun game, not sure how long i would stay interested in it though.
>>28442453
You forgot the most important trousers known to man.Hammer pants
Currently sat in the physics building at my uni trying to work but have given up and am here listenning to the dubliners.
I came here to get away from normies/roasties but there's a special kind of roastie that studies physics, they look and dress like the girls on TBBT and probably think they are liberated and quirky and smart but in reality they are still walking vaginas
Is there nowhere I can get away from roasties anymore? I'm going to try the computer science building next and also the engineering building. Jesus. Fucking roasties and their beta cuck enablers.
Deep down I want to improve myself, I'm sure of it
Why can't I find the motivation lads
>>28442476
>am here listenning to the dubliners
Good taste, whats your fav song?
>>28442476
Engineering will keep you sane. Those lads are down to earth and don't have the ego that physics or maths students do.
>apply for job
>get invited to take recruiting exam
>pass
>next stage is interviews
>interviews don't start until september
Why are employers so slow, m8s? Do they all expect you to already have a job when you're applying to them?
Is applying for jobs just like making friends or getting a gf? You need to already have them to get more. If you lose all your friends/lose your job then it's almost impossible to find new ones.
>>28442588
>Do they all expect you to already have a job
Gap in the CV means CV in the bin.
>haven't been to the gym in over a month
>can't be fucked with life
>sat watching judge judy in my boxers eating pizza
Seriously lads just fucking end it all now
>>28442666
You have the perfect life, don't give it up.
Poleaboos Job Centre appointment was at 2:20 so he left his house at 2:10
Saw some white girls having a picnic, whores must be students at the local sixth form
Turned my head in anger only to see a white girl and her friends driving past in a car
JC appointment was even more straight forward than usual
Mentor was training a new girl so he wanted to looking like he was in control
Claimed I regularly showed him proof of job applications
Then he searched Google via Bing to show me the Job Centre Manchester twitter page
That was that, got back home by 2:35
Despite only being out in the sweltering heat for a short period, I was sweating heavily
Some Paki in a white van shouted at me in Paki language while on the phone, think he wanted help with something but told him I only speak English
Gonna download Transparent now, since it won an award at the BAFTAs and has that guy from Arrested Development in it
>>28442703
Didn't happen. We're getting really bored of this shit.
>>28442666
>judge judy
>not watching based judge rinder
>>28442727
>Rinder
>Judge
I saw him once tell a woman "I don't have the legal authority to give you the judgement you deserve, you need to go to a real court" when she was in for some divorce settlement.
>>28442703
Oh guys I have her paypal... oh wait no I can't use it or provide any proof
>>28442726
I suspect you're the Polish girl or one of her stooges
Poleaboo could cope with everything she did because he had friends here to rely upon to help him gather himself
Now she wants to take that away from him and push him towards the brink
I wonder what your endgame is?
>>28442744
It's arbitration anyway, it's a pseudo-court that's legally binding but they can't enforce it. Judge Judy was a judge in "real life" but that doesn't change anything on a TV court.
>>28442749
Don't worry mate we're all getting copies of Overwatch remember?
:^)
>>28442749
I was using some other guys last night
I posted some text, messages from paypal indicating a security breach
>>28442774
Probably not but you Christian Aid got a 100 quid donation that will likely be reversed
>>28442791
>posted some text, messages from paypal
Wrong. Knowing you you knocked something up in paint or the editor and I bet this "proof" has all the useful information magically missing.
>>28442791
no yeah I'm sure some random copy and pasted proof is enough
something smells here and not just your paki stench amir
>>28442840
he has photoshop, It wouldn't suprise me if he never cut either
>>28442695
>perfect
Why am I still miserable then?
Even more so than when I was employed
>>28442727
Can't stand his voice or mannerisms, I want to smash my TV screen whenever I hear his voice or see his face
>>28442744
I also hate how he always references to gay things too, like someone might say a big long thing and he gets all excited the creepy little shitstabber
>>28442523
wild rover is probably my favourite by them. Got stuck in my head days after I first heard it
>>28442526
thanks mate I'll go check out the engineering building(s). They are north of the main campus, separate, in an older part of the city/uni, if you go to my uni you'll probably know which ones I'm on about
>>28442852
The sad thing I think the cuts are genuine but he does them to give his story credibility since there's nothing else to back up him being a real person.
Strikes me as someone who wants to be as infamous as Elliot Rodger but can only write shitty stories online.
tfw i will never lick the turmeric stains from poleaboo's cacked-in underoos
>tfw no Tracer gf
Great, now even videogames make me feel bad about my life.
>>28442867
Manchester eh m80?
>>28442878
>le strong independent woman who doesn't take anything seriously because she don't need no man
Here
This is from the normies email account
>>28442891
>something I could type up in word
mate come on, you don't think this is actual profo do you?
>>28442891
as if you weren't working on that all night
>>28442870
>Strikes me as someone who wants to be as infamous as Elliot Rodger but can only write shitty stories online.
Consider myself more of a Christopher Dorner desu
Anyway
I am inviting you all to the fucking trial when when it happens, that's a 4 month deadline now
>>28442908
Come the fuck on, you could say the same shit about ANYTHING I post
The speed I posted it must count for something
>>28442891
>near Frankfurt Am Main DE
>couldn't be bothered to photoshop the location because it would change the layout too much
>>28442924
FUCK SAKE
I watch using a German proxy (Zenmate only has 4 location on the free version, Germany is the closest)
You people are fucking impossible
>>28442920
>4 months
Nice way to buy yourself some more time you lying cunt
>>28442920
>I have 4 months to come up with a reason why my trial doesn't happen
I'm going mate. I will literally go and see for myself, taking video evidence of you entering and leaving the court.
You'd better be there otherwise you'll never be able to post on this site again.
>>28442942
yeah we're impossible piss pants
you know what your dad is right about you
>>28442947
I stated from the beginning the prosecutor fiscal had 1 year to bring the case to court
>>28442961
I don't want you to video me
I won't give you the details otherwise
What don't you understand about me not wanting to completely dox myself?
>>28442942
>gets called out
>o-oh uh i-it's a proxy
>proxy based in the EU
>basically the same country
mmmhmm ok
>>28440205
You're going to have to pass your TV test and get your TV license m8
>>28442961
thats his joke
>I can't believe you fell for my pakipoo meme kek
>>28442974
>if you prove I'm not real I'll not invite you to come
>>28442974
So what we can come and if you're not there you get to say "Yes I was where's the proof"?
Hahahaha you are a fucking JOKE
I hope someone is making a note of this because he's already making excuses for why he won't provide any evidence.
>>28442980
Are you cunts fucking baiting me?
>>28442998
>>28443007
We can hang out before and after the trial, you can attend the trial but don't fucking take any pics of me
>>28443021
like they'll be an after the trial
>>28443021
Thinking I want to "hang out" with you. Oh my daaaaays.
>>28443021
a screenshot of a vpn wowzers I'm sold
Why don't we meet up in Aberdeen before Poleaboo's trial. Have a cheeky Nando's and wish him good luck?
I would gladly pay up to 80 pounds for people to attend.
>>28443021
screenshot some donations
>>28443061
Poleaboo thinks this is a brilliant idea but should note train tickets from Manchester to Aberdeen are around 100 quid
>>28443083
Alright then Manchester, your last court appearance was in Aberdeen apparently.
>>28443083
What so you can laugh at us from rochdale pakipoo?
>>28443071
this wouldn't work because you can cancel the paypal payment
>>28443126
you said you already made some where's the proof
>>28443071
>>28443143
I purged the confirmation emails from his inbox and the Paypal is locked down
Wouldn't want to leave a trail
>when your best offer gets accepted on ebay
>>28442860
>the creepy little shitstabber
Beautiful.
>>28443150
Ah no of course mate, yeah yeah yeah covering your tracks sure sure. I mean it's not like you just made this up and it never existed.
>>28443150
And there it is lads the final nail in pakiboos coffin
It was a wild ride, if anything I'll miss the paki bastard
>Walking doggo
>Pakis look at me like I'm Satan walking Cerberus or something
Why are they so scared of dogs? I could understand if she was vicious and I had her off the lead but this is just silly.
>>28443274
You're acting as if you just cracked the enigma, I said about a week after he started posting that he was full of shit, the fact he carries on is because retards like you actually respond to his deluded fantasies
>>28443309
there was reasonable doubt in my mind
that is gone now
>>28443294
>not training your dog to bark at pakis
>>28443294
Dogs are supernatural and can tell when something is up to no good.
>>28443328
>>28443309
>>28443274
Fuck off, you fucking idiots
I committed a crime, I'm obviously not going to post comprehensive proof here
>>28443335
>>28443342
Makes sense that man's best friend is hated by man's worst enemy.
>>28443344
This reminds me of the time I successfully stole the crown jewels and replaced them with plastic replicas. Nobody would believe me and they still have the old plastic ones I left there on display.
Another day, another pound britcucks.
>>28443369
Joke's on you, I'm NEET :^).
>>28443344
There are multiple 'poleaboos'
One that gets angry
One that talks in 3rd person
One that protests his innocence and ouldn't admit to commuting a 'crime' just like you did because he's 'innocent'
The list goes on and quite frankly the meme bores me now
>>28443344
whatever pakipoo no one belives your tales anymore
maybe brit might so piss of there
>>28443376
Hey me too, don't you just want to laugh at all these pesky wagecucks wondering around town?
>>28443401
No not really, if the wageslaves didn't work, then I couldn't be NEET.
I'm kinda grateful.
>>28443414
Grateful in the way a King is grateful for his Lords and their serfs.
>>28443426
Exactly. There are worker bees born specifically to serve the queen bee.
>>28443449
A lot of soldier ants are lazy and just sit around doing nothing while the others gather food.
>tfw considering demoting myself from 10 quidazoids an hour to 7.2ish + free food/tips because working night shifts in retail is the most unsocial shit ever
Nigga it's sunny and so alive now, I could be taking it easy chatting up with colleagues in some cafe/bar/restaurant instead of being alone stocking shit all day.
some days i don't even speak for more than 2-3 minutes total for the whole 9 hours.
>>28443464
We call those failed normies, only a select few can be queens.
>>28443488
Roid rage finally kicking in mate?
>>28440481
Why does your trip code keep changing?
>>28443488
Poor wagie, I'm sitting out here in my back garden sipping on a nice glass of wine.
>>28443520
na, but i am bored as shit because you can't do anything fun on night shift.
aside from laughing at those miserable looking normies in the morning all sleepy and shit while I look forward to my vidya games and bed.
>tfw the situation is reversed at night
>>28443543
I've got like 10 of his fucking trips filtered
Wish he'd just kill himself already
>>28441059
well in lads, feel pretty good about myself desu
>>28443426
But shouldn't the king have more money than his serfs hmmmmm?
>>28443594
Why drive when you could ride a bicycle? We have a legal right to use the road too at a pace we like.
>>28443594
50/50? Nice one mate. Did you study much?
See you got 68, hope you clicked for all those parked cars.
>>28443582
I think Tilde is the least obnoxious tripfag around here, he seems like an alright guy. No need to be so mean
>>28443680
what about shout
he's such a smart sophisticated guy, he really is the best man I've ever known
>>28443680
Being the least obnoxious trip still doesn't stop them being an insufferable obnoxious trip (except he literally is the most obnoxious trip...). Especially when the cunts change their trips so you can't filter their inane bullshit
Poleaboo posted a legal aid form a month ago
How is this fake?
>>28443635
I'm an American and I'm too pussified to drive. It makes me nervous as fuck and I'm afraid I'll crash into something if I'm not really, really careful.
I literally have to be all eyes and ears and completely focused with no music on and putting my hands on the wheel in a tiring motion.
It's hell for me. Pls halp Britcuck.
Got an interview for a call centre.
Thing about interviews is I think they expect you to be normal. They call you in because on paper you look enough like a normie to be given a chance. But then you get there are they realise that you're not a normie at all; you're pale, ghostly, sunken eyes, sallow with a voice that cracks and betrays your obvious anxiety and discomfort at simply being in the same room as these people. Then their beliefs are further confirmed and you trip over your words and they see that all your """"experience"""" on your CV is exaggerated and inflated.
>>28443740
http://www.slab.org.uk/export/sites/default/common/documents/profession/legalaidonline/Mandates/LAOCRIMTR.pdf
Print it off, write in it, scan it and black out some sections.
Not very hard.
>>28443740
wow you found a form online and printed it out, well done
>>28443676
Yeah, got like 47s and 48s in the mock test, but I guess I was more careful in the final thing.
I worked through all the practice categories on one of those driving test dvds, which was probably a few hours, last week. Just did a bit of revision this morning before I went in.
And yeah, I basically clicked for everything, didn't even know what the actual hazard was on some of them.
>>28443751
Its ok I'm too scared to drive too, I couldn't even drive a go-cart without crashing. I would rather just have my parents do the driving for me.
>>28443740
embarrassing desu
you know who goes to such effort to prove he's real? a made up person
>>28443635
This picture is very accurate desu.
Absolutely nothing more aggravating than getting stuck behind some cyclist monging out and wobbling all over the place really slowly.
>>28443751
my mum takes some tablets the doc gave her for this very thing i don't know what they are calledtho
>>28443828
getting stuck behind a learner who just stalled
>>28443828
Fuck off I cycle everywhere and I constantly get cunts flying past me at like 60mph in a 40 zone leaving about 10cm between me and the car so if I wobble even a little from the gust of wind their car causes I get fucking assassinated
And I cycle as close to the fucking curb as humanly possible because it's embarassing when a car can't overtake you
>>28443752
wtf is up with her nose? looks like a bad nose job
>>28443752
you dont want to work in a call centre, trust me.
literally any job in the world would be better.
My mum's friend said she can set me up with a part time job "debt collecting".
Do you reckong it's above board or will I be smashing up council flats and threatening old people?
>>28443941
It's inbound though, not outbound so it's not completely terrible.
Yeah I'm sure the place will be full of hefty middle-aged women who are catty as fuck but I'm not getting call backs from anywhere else.
Literally what else is there that pays a livable wage that is accessible to NEETs?
>>28443751
You just have to have a mindset of 'who cares'. I might die at the wheel, i might kill someone but at the end of the day, it doesn't matter.
Nice and chill in Swansea today, not too hot, not too cold, just about right.
Weather is far too nice outside. Blue skies, sun, and 21 degrees here in Glasgow.
I much prefer the rain wind and snow. Much comfier.
>>28444022
>>28443941
You should feel lucky that you have the opportunity to work in a call center. I've never heard of anyone working at a call center in the US, we only have shitty minimum wage jobs here.
>>28444064
In fact it just started raining. Its that warm summer rain.
>>28444105
Call centres are so prolific here it's unreal. I was thinking the other day about how the US has a proper tech industry with Silicon Valley and all the proper CS Institutions in the USA like MIT, Carnegie Mellon etc.
The height of our """"tech industry""" is call centres.
>>28438750
Christ-chan is the best waifu
>>28442370
what sort of trousers, suit trousers or chinos?
>>28442424
hiking trousers obviously you mong
>>28444022
>>28443752
>ywn rest your head on those tits and sleep for eternity
>mfw /britfeel/ has turned on Amir 'pakipoo n-no guys it happen really!' Hussein
good lads, fucking hate that smelly cunt
It's warm as balls lads
>>28442370
For casual clothes I go to Next. Mixture of normie trends and just generic "20 - 40 yo white dude" clothes.
>>28444363
>white dude
FOY
>>28442397
>australian
She smells like beer and sweat
