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early morning breakfast edtion
what's for breakfast lads? just cooked some flavahan's oats inn the pan with some chopped bananas mixed in and a bit of honey
feel like a right toff tbqh
>>28346956
why not just microwave it
>>28346956
Toast with jam on. Can't be bothered for anything else.
>waiting for thinkpad to arrive
>have no tracking number
fuck sake it's like a game show not having a tracking number
>>28346956
a can of tesco blue spark energy drink
>>28346956
I had porridge for brekkie, too.
Chopped a banana and added some syrup to it.
>>28346983
cos it's much better in the pan m8
>>28346956
Eating's for norms.
>>28347067
you're right, you are a right toff
>>28347195
but it's true
ive tried both and it tastes better with 5 minutes in the pan while stirring it. it cooks the oats and you get more flavor
plus it's less of a pain than doing it in the microwave then having to clean the microwave out because of splashes
>>28347234
Microwave is:
>Quicker
>Less washing (having to clean the microwave out? wtf kind of shitty microwave do you have)
>no discernible difference in taste
>>28347234
>Not covering the bowl
baka desu senpai
>>28347316
>>28347265
lads, it still stands to reason that pan oats =/= microwave oats
Who Overwatch here?
I want to give Tracer all my cummies
>>28347417
>>>/v/
Gay crossboard memery not welcome here
>>28347417
>not the phat-ass snow chick
Alri lads. What's the plan for today? Post the waifus also.
>>28347422
I didn't want to play with you anyway you fucking spacker.
Going to see ratchet and clank on my own after wageslaving lads. I know it's going to be terrible but I have to watch it.
my mum says that i'm handsome
>>28347432
Might spend 35 bongs on a new game but I'm still on the fence about it.
>>28347454
>"Anon you're so handsome"
>"You're only saying that because you're my mum"
>"No I'm not"
Evry tim
>>28347464
Don't, play some old games, you'll feel better and more in control of your life
>>28347432
got an interview around mid day, actually really looking forward to it
>>28347496
>"Anon you're so sexy"
>"You're only saying that because you're my sister"
>"No I'm not"
sick of it tbqh
>>28347496
>why don't you have a gf, anon?
mum, you fucking know i don't go out and meet new people and i know that i'm not willing to go out drinking on the town because it's extortionate so how the fuck do you expect to get a gf when i don't know any girls?
>>28347496
Oh, come off it anon, at least you got a compliment
>neetbucks reduced to 30 GBP/week
Neet riots when?
>>28347538
''Oh, it's your age. you'll soon grow out of it''
>>28347432
Drank too much last night
Recently became NEET
It's shit
Might go sunbathe in the garden when it warms up a bit
I also need to go get some weed but I really don't fancy seeing anyone today, my dealer is a girl too and she always wants me to stop for a cup of tea and a joint
>>28347496
>"Anon why don't you go out with your friends anymore?"
>"They just want to go to the pub all the time"
>"Well you should go wih them"
>decide to go one day
>"Anon you shouldn't be pissing your money away on booze"
>a few weeks later the exact same thing happens.
literally cannot win
>>28347557
Haha really?
I'd rather kill myself
>>28347566
to be honest >nogf doesn't bother me that much anymore because i know i don't deserve one because I make absolutely no effort to improve my social situation
>>28347538
>mfw mum suggested going on one of those dating sites
I feel kinda bad because she obviously wants grandchildren that I'll never be able to provide her with.
>>28346956
Energy for the sedentary lifestyle.
Got a bit of a quandary on my hands lads.
Met a girl at Uni, total bombshell lass, love her to bits. Problem is, sometimes she says some pretty coarse, uncouth phrases and I'm afraid she'll embarrass me in front of friends and family.
For example:
>Professor Anon is a real faff-smelter
Said after she got a poor grade on a paper
>Gotta spend a penny and pinch a loaf
Said as she excused herself from our table at lunch
>He's a strapping lad isn't he? I'd snog his willy n' wipe his bollock-butter all over me mug
Said as a toned, body-builder type guy walked by us
It's tough, because I really like the girl. It just feels ridiculous to not pursue a relationship with her over some silly phrases that she could probably stop saying if asked.
Thoughts lads?
>>28347623
She sounds perfect desu, stop being such a tosser.
>>28347602
That shit is an absolute fucking con
Has about one gram more of protein per sercing than regular weetabix
What are you wearing today?
>>28347623
I wasn't aware anybody under the age of 50 uses those phrases anymore
>>28347623
Have you tried threats of physical violence? It's a new field of psychology, but the results are remarkable in early trials
>>28347642
pyjama bottoms and a t shirt all day
like i do everyday
>>28347635
Thanks for the motivating words m8.
>>28347644
She's 47.
>>28347650
R u havin a laff?
>>28347676
>She's 47
...how old are you?
>>28347676
Now you have my attention, how old are you?
>>28347676
>47
Older than my mum
>>28347682
I'm 25. Pissed away a few years just havin' a bit of a yahoo with the lads. Lots of drinking n late nights, working dead-end jobs for a few measly quid. Eventually got sick of the life, so now I'm getting serious, buckling down and getting my degree. Will graduate by the time I'm 28.
>>28347623
>mfw Brits actually talk like retarded children
>work night shifts
>cafeteria serves food that is so disgusting and tasteless a refugee wouldn't feed it to his dog(assuming he hasn't tortured it to death already)
>don't want to insult my delicious chicken/porkchop with veggies or self made pizza by raping it in the microwave
>the ready to microwave meals nearby taste like shit(who'da thunk?!).
I just dunno what to do brehs, work is moderately active so I can't just starve myself, and I can't eat a big meal beforehand since I don't like being a bloated piece of shit.
I can probably just have milk and them nutty granola cereals or something, at least I wouldn't compromise on taste.
>>28347730
Haha, I bet you're gonna be on Jezza Kyle in a few years.
>>28347637
Twas on offer so who cares. What's more, it doesn't have the terrible mouthfeel of most high protein products.
>>28347730
How the fuck did you end up with a woman nearly twice your age?
Hope everyone's going out to vote.
No complaining about the council if you don't do your part in electing them
>>28347642
Pyjama bottoms and a dressing gown.
Like i have done for the past year.
>>28347623
stop being such a snob anon
>>28347733
>mfw americans are stupid enough to believe sillyposters
>mfw americans have no face
>>28347858
I wanna vote UKIP but they'll cut my bennies.
>>28347850
nigga, no matter what you do weetabix of any variety has the consistency of eating a spoonful of dry protein powder.
>>28347899
Would be worth it in the long run though anon
same with those dubs
>>28347858
I know straight up that voting wont make a difference because nothing happens in rural areas
>>28347851
Women my age don't to seem to fancy me. I get on a storm with her, we hang around uni nearly every day. She said she's unhappy with her husband and will divorce him soon, so once she initiates that I'll make my move.
>>28335370
They generally don't put girls on the ground floor, because it's too easy to look through their windows.
Ground floors are also the only ones to have net curtains.
>>28347861
Are they cute ones?
>>28347936
>she's married
Fuck me, the story just gets better.
>>28347936
Don't you dare cuck that man, anon.
>share a flat with a childhood friend
>he's a pretty normal guy
>it's alright, we've been bros for over 18 years, he knows what i'm like and we're comfortable sharing a roof
>he picks up a girl ~6 months ago
>she seems nice enough
>she starts hanging out more and more in the apartment
>it's to a point where she stays the night 5/7 days per week
>there is rarely a weekend where she isn't in the apartment
>she starts inviting her friends over
>it's her birthday today
>there are literally 15 lasses chatting and laughing in the room adjacent to mine
I'm an anti-social autist and this shit is really getting to me. I have a tough enough time dealing with the daily routine as it is and now I feel like I can't really by myself at home either.
>>28347642
some posh suit
>>28347623
1. She's a lesbian
2. Ask her to start speaking English :^)
>>28347972
Hope she pays rent mate.
>>28347972
talk to him about it you fool
>>28347972
if she's basically living with you she should be contributing money or at the very least helping with the upkeep of the place
>>>28347635 >>28347644 >>28347650 >>28347733 >>28347868 >>28348004
>still falling for this copy pasta
Got a telephone interview for an insurance company claims advisor role coming up.
Surely an inbound call centre can't be THAT bad for a robot. It's just following the script and filling in details on an electronic form, right?
>>28348044
Sorry but I'm not a meme connoisseur so I didn't recognise it.
>>28348044
How is this a copy-pasta? I can't find anything else like it online.........
>>28347991
Why, got an interview?
>>28348026
She doesn't pay rent, but she chips in on any meal she shares with us.
>>28348030
That's the plan, but I feel fucking awkward about it.
>>28348038
She does pay her share of the food, but that's about it. Also I can now confirm that women have really do have a tendency to leave the bathroom a mess. The amount of hair I've to pull out of the shower drain is ridiculous and the amount of hair and skin products littered all over the place is actually crazy.
>>28348076
He changes what was said, but it's always non-british slang. Like 'sneaky peeky' was in there last time.
Why do people watch game streamers? Never really understood it at all.
I can kinda understand if it's a brand new game and you want to see what the gameplay is like but you have little weirdos watching people play games like League of Legends and fucking Counter Strike when they could just be playing them themselves.
>>28348161
why do people watch anything?
>>28347432
Waifuposting at work, what a naughty boy I am.
>>28346930
Nice new OP image desu, very comfy.
>>28348161
I love watching comfy game LPs and streamers. Mostly of stuff like The Sims and Roleplaying games.
The over the top cartoony people playing the next fad, nah.
>>28348092
aye, not long to go now
>>28348161
im so lazy id actually rather watch someone do a lets play than play the fucking game myself.
>>28346956
mah nigga!
It tastes disgusting from the microwave, don't listen to those plebs. I mix mine with organic yogurt and a banana. Shit is OP
>>28348161
I usually watch people play games that I'm shit at, or are just comfy people
Like recently I've been watching shenryyr play EU4, he's a comfy guy
>>28348161
Same reason people watch sports, because they're fucking retarded.
>>28348161
i used to watch starcraft streams
i only watched them when either i wanted something to watch while i was eating, if there was a good tournament on, or if i wanted something in the background while i did other stuff on my computer
i also stopped enjoying played the game long ago but still liked to watch
>>28347623
Why are people responding seriously to this
You are a fucking snaff-chuffing bollock monkey mate
>>28346930
Remember there is an election today lads, and turnout will be so low our votes will probably count for 8 each (expected turnout 12.5% here)
>>28348186
thanks, i dont usually make them but i thought i'd make an edit for the morning
all i changed was the sky, the food in the imagination bubble and added some morning colors overlayed
At what age will women start taking an interest in me?
I'm 25.
>>28348316
Kek, election today. I postal voted 10 days ago you fucking normie.
>>28347858
Voted Green in the local election and for an independent in the PCC election. It's a load of shit anyway because we have majoritarian voting systems which means your vote doesn't matter.
>>28348413
>voted green
What does semen taste like? I've always wondered.
>>28348413
>tfw have proportional representation in Scotland
Looking forward to casting my vote for the BCP later today
>>28347970
Don't listen to this man. Do what you have to do and post results on here.
anyone got the OP master image?
>>28348439
It tastes like not being a racist and not hating women. It's not hard to not be a racist anon. Now go and vote UKIP and prove you failed your GCSEs.
>>28346983
only absolute cretins do it in the microwave
>>28348365
30. That's when they start losing their worth
>>28348413
>Voted Green
what's it like voting without reading a manifesto first?
>>28348500
>nice and hot
>fills you up
>can still add whatever fruit to it
???
>>28348502
When I'm 30 or when they're 30?
I want cute, 16-21 year old girls interested in me.
>>28348511
cooking it in the pan is way better
>>28348522
>takes longer
>more shit to wash up afterwards
>doesn't taste any different
lol?
>>28348513
When their 30 you dolt. If you're not in the top 20% of men cute 16-30 girls will not be interested in you. It's only after they've serviced chads dick that they'll want you.
>>28348548
So how old will I be when these 30 year old slappers are interested in me?
>manifesto for a local council election
Most people hand out leaflets and that's about it. The 'manifestos' of my local candidates are three or four paragraphs on their website.
>>28348537
>tastes way better
>opportunity to add flavouring during the cooking process (eg peanut butter)
>perfect consistency
>is only 1 extra pot to wash up
truly microwave plebs do not know the superior ways of eating
>ah should I spend some time cooking this filet mignon to perfection?
>don't be silly, just bung it in the toaster, way quicker!
>>28348573
Is wrong.
>>28348537
Is right.
Microwave = objectively better for porridge.
You can add peanut butter (not sure why) if you want and it's quicker, tastes the same.
>>28348573
>ah should I spend some time cooking this filet mignon to perfection?
>don't be silly, just bung it in the toaster, way quicker!
i laughed
but yeah microwave porridge is way worse than pan porridge. i bet you microwave plebs eat that shit that comes in little packets too
>>28348589
>you can add peanut butter (not sure why)
eat big to get big cmon!
cooking in a pot is objectively better mate
>>28348593
atrocious behaviour from the boys, absolute plebs
>>28348607
>eats a whole saucepan of porridge for breakfast
fat cunt
>>28348618
I eat 150g of oats, 2 cups of water, 3 tablespoons of peanut butter, 1 cup of frozen raspberries
about 1200 calories
CMON
>>28348618
you don't have to fill the saucepan you mongoloid
>>28348552
Between 30-40. Make sure you provide for her and any of her bastard offspring aswell.
>>28347623
>faff-smelter
>>28348639
so just pop it inna bowl and microwave what you eat, no point dirtying a pot and taking more time than you need for the same result
>>28348618
>2 cups of water for breakfast
Just imagine that
>>28348677
Leave some almonds in a glass of water in the fridge overnight to activate them and they make a great breakfast.
>>28347432
DWP is sending me a form to fill in for PIP
who /finishingofflastnightspizza/ here?
>>28348750
>PIP
why, what's wrong with you?
>>28348756
Think you might be me desu lad
Got some of that cheesy garlic bread as well
Yum!
Papa Johns' garlic butter that you get free with your pizza tastes fucking disgusting.
Just sent my CV into Costa and some other shitty cafe.
Parents seem to know some people in home bargains so I might able to get a night job stacking shelves.
Not sure if I should be happy or not. I feel like I'm becoming more and more like a normie.
>>28348778
Getting a job doesn't make you a normie, just a non-NEET.
>>28348798
I guess so. I'm probably still a cyborg.
Then again I feel less anxious, and normally I would be too anxious to get a job or apply.
Do you need to socialise if you work in a call centre (inbound)? With your coworkers I mean, obviously you're speaking on the phone all day.
>>28348778
>CV into Costa
Hope you have a picture of your face attached and you're a cute girl. Coffee houses don't hire unattractive people.
>>28348767
Muh depression and shiet
>>28348814
Nope, they just asked me what hours I could work. I told them any time.
I might not get it but eh, if not I'm pretty sure I can get that late night home bargains job.
>>28348769
Good lad. Just snacked on a Twirl as well. Top day so far desu
>>28348829
shelf stacking is a mind numbing job lad
>>28348844
>he wants his mind to be stimulated
fuck off norman
>>28348844
I don't care, I just want monies.
Plus it will get my parents off my back.
>>28348778
don't work at home bargains m8
I work there and it was fucking shit, you'll be one of the shop floor peasants who gets treated like dirt and the way they set up the hours is retadred, if you are doing shelf stacking then I hope you can drive or can walk to the store because you don't have a set leaving time, you leave when everyone on the stacking shift is done and the boss says you can go
>>28348875
Welp, lets hope I get that Costa job then.
>>28348756
>not making your own fresh pizza every day, buying flatbreads as your base and adding sauce of your choice, lots of grated leicester, bacon and minced pork.
Nigga you ain't tasted shit.
>>28348814
I work in a mixed inbound/outbound call centre and yeah, you're probably gonna be working with people in their 20's who'll invite you out to drink every friday
>>28348909
>buying flatbreads
Ruined it
>>28348909
>flatbread
>not making your own dough from scratch to get the perfect base
Pleb.
>>28349013
you think I got time to knead and bake my own shit? the bakers generally do a decent enough job.
Good news lads got the letter from the DWP and they've put me on the NEET gravy train. I'm getting 125 a week ESA and don't have to do anything til they assess me again next year. Also got backpayed 1000 quid. All this just for being an alkie and pretending to be depressed.
>>28349157
the lads at the fraud department would have a field day on /britfeel/nice one tho keep up the good work
Been sober for a week lads
>>28349223
I've never been drunk before.
>tfw boring
Just finished clearing ~2.5GB of cache files off my phone lads.
Feels real nice
Where would you rather live;
Leeds city center or Liverpool city center?
>>28349157
jfc how can anyone live with such little money, how can someone be HAPPY having such little money.
>>28349256
Lierpool, unless in this ypothetical I'm a student
>>28349258
How can anyone be happy with a large amount of money?
>>28349268
I'll be a student at either one of them.
>>28349273
buy lots of shit.
spent 85 quid on these bigass golden earrings.
>>28349258
Money doesn't buy happiness. Maybe that's why I might be depressed and am an alkie.
>>28349318
>Money doesn't buy happiness.
it does, you just dont have enough to buy your personal version of happiness.
OK lads, this is not gonna be an exciting story but I just need to get it off my chest because I've been cringing over it since last night.
>be me, begin partner dancing 3 months ago
>female teacher major qt
>get the feels for her
>decide to sack up, flirt more, make her laugh
>she tells me I'm one of the best in the class and she loves to dance with me
>stronger feels
>another lad also turning up to the classes and social dances
>good looking, promising career as an olympic athlete, funny, over all great lad
>mfw I start to see them talking more and more
>be last night, show up for a dance social
>she's there talking with him
>smiles at me as I walk in
>she moves in, I think, for a hug
>in the most autistic move of my career I just grab her hands and hold onto them
>as I realise my autism it cuts of my speech midstream and I'm just holding both her hands in silence
>he is astounded by the dolmio dripping from my pockets
>I drop her hands and make a beta joke about how I must have thought we were gonna dance
>the conversation trails off very quickly and she slowly turns her shoulders to face him and block me out
>they dance bachata together for a few dances
>mfw when they actually leave together
Any lads up near Surbiton/Tolworth?
I want to buy someone a pint and spend some time with them, i just want company desu ;-;
>>28349301
>spent 85 quid on these bigass golden earrings.
>>28349256
scousers are amazing, wonderful people if you are also working class and like to meet people. expect poverty and everything that comes with it.
leeds has it's nice areas. as a student you will experience less poverty in leeds. i visit leeds regularly for live music if you're into that kinda thing.
visit both cities, wander around, visit the universities. don't go on an open day, go on a regular day. explore the student village because that's where you'll be spending most of your time. good luck with your choice, brobot.
>cross paths with mum in the kitchen
>first time I've seen her face-to-face in 6 days
>tells me off for not having a job and says she can't go on living like this
ughhh
>>28349339
Cori Hall lad?
HAVE YOU VOTED LADS
GO AND FUCKING VOTE LADS
VOTING
>>28349425
Why should I vote exactly? I am a completely uninformed candidate. For what reason(s) is an uninformed vote for a random candidate superior to simply not voting at all?
>>28349425
What a complete waste of time
Don't be a pleb
>>28349422
That the wetherspoons next to the station? I'd be up for that. What time lad, i'll be slaving til half 5 though
>>28349449
IT'S YOUR CIVIC DUTY OIOI
>>28349461
VOTING LAD IT'S DEAD FUCKING COOL
ALL YOUR MATES ARE DOING IT
>>28349425
can't be arsed 2bh.
What's the point?
>>28349503
Same mate
It's all bought and paid for by the elites so why bother
>>28349327
So you had your opportunity and you left it too long so she went with someone man enough to step up to the plate and grab her by the horns.
>>28349449
If youre in London, you have an obligation to vote in order to help stop Sadiq being elected Mayor.
>>28349425
>council elections
>police elections
It doesn't matter, especially not where I live (Tory heartland).
>>28349425
i'm so uninformed i didn't realise there was even a vote going on. What's it for?
>>28348750
Funny, I just got booted off the pip despite being diagnosed as clinically depressed. Think they're stepping up their game these days.
>>28349536
Yeah, that is what I have tried to convey through the greentext, mate.
Hopefully I can learn from this in future.
>>28349552
pakis in or out
>>28349503
IT'S COOL TO VOTE AND IT MAKES SEX BETTER
>>28349551
JUST VOTE ANYWAY, MAYBE YOU'LL GET A STICKER
>>28349552
I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW, BUT YOU SHOULD VOTE ANYWAY, JUST GO FOR THE GUY WITH THE BLUE RIBBONSThese messages brought to you by the Conservative Party
>>28349575
useful pakis in, smelly rapey pakis out
>>28349387
I went to a Liverpool open day already actually, i would have preferred a regular day like you said but I did at least get to see the city at night because I arrived the day before and stayed in a hotel. Everyone I met was just as friendly as I was told to expect, a bloke who I had to ask for directions even casually asked me what I was doing up north and genuinely seemed curious to know, which put a smile on my face. People really did seem happy and to be having a good time where ever I saw them.
Ive got an interview with Leeds in a week and if I pass it then I will automatically get an unconditional offer. Probably won't get to spend more than 2 hours after that to see the city though since I live in the south. What city would you say would be best for somebody who will not be getting any financial benefit from parents and is going to do everything on student loans?
Cheers for the advice lad, I'm excited to go to either, they really do seem like lovely places to get out of my antisocial rut.
>>28349588
>useful pakis
Lel. They're all pedo worshipping products of cousin fucking that would behead you first chance they get.
>>28349602
Lierpool is by far the cheaper of the two
>>28349619
they run a good shop though, local paki shop to me is really nice. Guy is friendly and keeps it clean. Lets me have a few discounts because i'm usually there every day.
>anon, do you want some feedback on your practical assessment before the due date?
>sure
>no? Okay then
What the fuck lads?
LIFE IS GOOD
GOD IS GOD
MY SPEED REORDER CAME
MY FRIENDS MUM GAVE HIM 2K TO GET OUT OF DEBT SO I CAN STOP COVERING HIM
EVERYTHING IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD AGAIN
Fuck me lads its too fucking hot today
>>28349780
i'd rather not fuck you to be honest, but yeah it's hot
Just voted UKIP lads.
Mum did, too.
PAKIS OUT.
>>28349780
Eh, I think its just right to be honest. Then again I'm in east midlands.
>>28349780
Thank your lucky stars you get to enjoy it, im waging it today til 8pm
>>28349780
It's just right. Seriously, it was fucking snowing the other day, this is perfect weather.
>>28349802
CHESTERFIELD TO BE ORIGINAL WITH YOU
>>28347432
>wake up and vomit
>lots of blood and stomach pain
>already want to do it again
>cannot see someone for at least six weeks
I am finding it very difficult to manage and I no longer know what to do desu~
>>28349794
Good lad
blox
>>28349827
well don't fucking do it then you utter tard
>>28349827
Mix some ammonia and bleach, it's a good remedy.
>>28349827
tell mummy and daddy
>>28349827
you are going to get sectioned if you carry on in this way, but from the sounds of your posts i think you are well aware of this and want to be?
>>28349870
I will tell mummy soon, probably within a month or so. I do not really want to add to the current problems right now~
>>28349915
I do not want to be sectioned and I do not think I will be. I just don't really know how to manage it. I think I will try and be cooperative when I can finally see someone about it~
>tfw my dog has become a lazy slob just like me
Just took her on the big field, she ran around and played, then collapsed on the fucking floor the moment we got back home.
What's a good way to record my stepmum when she has a bath without doing something obvious like positioning my phone and starting the record mode?
Does anyone else sweat a lot?
I've noticed that it happens a lot to me, I don't even feel hot I just constantly seem to have sweat patches on my t-shirts. Is it worth seeing a doctor about?
>>28350028
Golly Anon, I think that's a bad idea.
>>28350043
Lose some weight first
>>28350043
I do. I'm going to be spending all fucking summer walking up a super steep hill every morning so I'll have to start taking 2 tshirts with me every fucking day
I'll have to start doing the washing every other day, christ
>>28350101
I'm 6'7 and 11 stone
>>28350101
I'm very skinny and tall so I'm considered underweight.
>>28350043
I walk from my house to the local library and I often have to sit down and catch my breath for two minutes because I have began to sweat.
I'm not fat or anything, I'm very skinny in fact.
Does anyone else get out of breath just breathing?
I've notice it happens a lot to me, I don't even feel out of breath I just constantly gasp for air, is it worth seeing a doctor about?
>>28350126
No Ethiopians allowed
I've been gone for about a month, whats poleaboo been up too? has his dad finally kicked him out
>break up from uni in a couple of weeks
>don't have to go back until September
>can go back home to where I actually have friends
what should i have for lunch? i could either have a corned beef sandwich or some leftover homemade curry
>>28350145
sounds like you're out of shape
my right side of my rib hurts sometimes when i breathe in
>>28350213
i did that and not a single one of my friends got in touch with me when i got back
>>28350145
you're a spaz if you can't breathe properly
>>28350213
>Uni
>Friends
No normies allowed.
>>28350213
that time at uni is pretty much like the rest of your life. that time at high school is the last time you will have actual friends
t. an adult
Anyone else tried Cullen Skink? I just had a tin and it's fucking lovely. Now I'm dreaming of more haddocky goodness.
>>28350280
Is that one of the omega 3 fishes
>>28350280
not an 18th century seaman, sorry mate
>>28350214
corned beef sandwich
didn't hear back from the other guy, but are there any anons near Surbiton/Tolworth/Kingston who want to go grab a drink with me? I just want company before i go home from waging. Maybe some food too?
>>28350306
>seaman
yum
did anyone cop tickets for glasto this year?
>>28350336
bit normie-ish that ain't it?
>>28350336
Normie, /brit/ awaits.
>>28350336
No, I'm not an 18 yo gril from Harrow on her gap yah
>>28350187
Poleaboo is doing fine
Got upto some mischief last night though
Can't post about it with the "poleaboo" name though
>>28350336
got one for leeds fest, pretty much the same as glasto but with more degeneracy
>>28350385
>leeds
>not reading
soft bastard
>>28350419
>leaving the north
>ever
get the fuck outta here with that trash talk
>>28350434
brass eye is shit
>>28350454
Roboplegic wrongcock detected.
>>28350439
Reading festival is more northern than leeds desu, the absolute pinnacle of degeneracy.
Say what you want about Wsgeslaving but nothing feels better than being paid to poop.
>>28350463
what's that supposed to mean you drooling mongoloid
who /doingtheoppositeofwhattheyshould/ here
whats the biggest(how big) is the anime/con scene in the UK?
Anything super huge this year? there's one in liverpool next month but im not sure if its a bigass event. Just wana get some ez bitches.
>>28350492
I'm still alive so I think that counts.
>university policy is that coursework must be submitted in the form of a hard copy AND electronically
>got some bastards uni login info
>deleted his assignment from the dropbox
Don't screw with _____boo
>>28350305
Nah it's a soup made from haddock, onions, potatoes and double cream. Absolutely lush and probably one of the nicest soups I've ever had. I'll be buying more of that tomorrow on payday methinks.
>>28350306
Trololol.
>>28350493
don't you have to be dressed like a huge faggot to pull in those places.
they`ll all be mentally ill you know.
>>28350502
So filming girls shitting and dressing up in little girls clothes isn't enough now eh poleoboo? Now you've got to try and ruin other people's lives.
I hope you get arrested for that stack of child porn you're no doubt hoarding one day you utter cunt.
>>28350502
Turnitin keeps digital copies that can't be touched by paki hackers
>>28350471
here's your (you) bud, enjoy it
>>28350540
Good thing it isn't Turnitin then, it's the universities own system
>>28350538
Not Poleaboo
but don't have sympathy for this guy, he's an EU citizen getting free university education
>had to sit next to a girl my age on the bus today
>apologise for sitting there
>only half on the seat because I'm terrified of accidentally touching her
>stare at my feet the whole time
I think I need professional help
>>28350498
thats deep lad now i know your beta
don't talk to me or my dadGOD
>>28349602
Student at Leeds here. Leeds is a really convenient city to live in, by which I mean you're never too far from a tesco express or a greggs. It feels like a mini London, but without the drawbacks of London, and with friendlier people. Can't speak for Liverpool, but every scouser I've ever met has been really friendly. Overall though, Leeds seems pretty average for a non-student, but it's brilliant for a student.
If you want to socialise, there's more than enough going on. If you don't (like me) then you can remain anonymous enough that you don't look like too much of a weirdo.
ate some french toast now I feel sick, did I fuck up?
>went to uni this morning
>polling station empty
>come home
>go vote, its literally barren
>the people looked excited to see me and stood up like a guard of honour
>they thanked and shook my hand as i left
>pop to the shop a little later
>the polling station is still empty
>the guy gives me a wave from inside
Is there anyone out there who actually voted? What the FUCK
>sit outside in the sun for about half an hour
>fuck this it's too hot
Just don't want to be a pasty cunt anymore
>>28350718
Don't worry, your stomach's just reacting badly to the white flags being waved around down there.
>>28350745
nice one
blox 6453245
>>28349827
Tilde lad, if youre chucking up blood you really should go to the emergency room.
tell your mummy and daddy now, they'd rather know and help you deal with it despite the other problems than find you dead in a pool of blood and chunder one day
>>28350546
I obviously wasn't being literal you silly boy
Just voted for the communist party lads, feels good to do my part for the struggle.
