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thursday night comfy feels edition
>>28191298
first for US
I have a girlfriend. It still hasn't sunk in yet.
A girl finds ME attractive and wants to spend time and be intimate with me. Spent the entire of yesterday evening just snuggled up on the sofa watching tele, it didn't even matter what was on as I was getting high off the smell of her hair. Amazing.
Blows my mind, I'm expecting to wake up soon.
Honestly lads if you've not experienced it you need to get out and there and get one.
when you fear yourself your alone and there's no where to hide
What are people up to tonight?
>>28191377
watching the snooker and drinking beer
>>28191377
Jack fucking shit all anon. Wish I had a mate.
>>28191367
>Honestly lads if you've not experienced it you need to get out and there and get one.
I did 13 years ago
Haven't had one since
I've literally spent the last 24 hours doing nothing but refreshing /r9k/
help me robots
>>28191367
The one time ever a girl (albeit completely fucked) showed affection towards me was the most magical few hours of my life so kinda know how you feel, hope it goes well for you.
>>28191377
Studying for exams :(
>>28191377
Watching the football and half heartedly revising for my exam tomorrow morning
>>28191150
Argh wish I'd known this sooner, just bought 25 2mg bars. Oh well, there's always next time!
>tfw I think my housemates are getting worried about how much of sad sack of shit I am
>>28191394
Good stuff, kinda want Fu to make the final, seems such a nice guy.
whats the movie for film night this week
>>28191298
Ey up lads, spent all day with the missus and now thinking of getting some tea. What you eating tonight?
didn't get the chance to respond last thread but if that lad who had the 2am rape story is here then know I had a right old laugh about it
>>28191367
I'm really really happy for you lad
>pic related
>>28191307
And you can do one ya prick
http://youtu.be/6NtqA5zywQA
Does anyone want to go clubbing in london next month?
it sounds insane but spend at least a minute thinking about it and you'll smile at the idea
come ooonn
Post waifus.
>Original comment, honest.
>>28191434
I'd love to see Fu vs McManus a proper outsider final but unless something drastic happens it's gonna be Ding vs Selby
>>28191459
Definitley down, I post here every day but ill use this trip when talking bout london.
>>28191478
Selby is a proper cunt, most boring player in the world right now
How do I go about selling digital copies of uni textbooks for dirt cheap, without the rozzers finding out?
>>28191459
If I lived near London or was still single then yes. Sadly due to real life that'll be a no tho.
>>28191493
Selby is like a modern day Davis, he's a brilliant player who can dominate but he isn't much of a character
>>28191470
Imagine seeing this. After spending all that time and money getting yourself in shape or getting a job or in the right place etc. to get a girl like this and then when you're about to go at it she pulls her trousers down and you see she can't even wipe her arse properly the dirty bitch.
Old driving instructor was proper scamming me. He'd have had me on the hook for another 6 months, but the new one has done a single hour and told me to book my test ASAP.
>>28191556
He was probably just lonely mate, and you were keeping him in escorts.
>>28191556
Go with a reputable company like the AA
>>28191556
my instructor was of african heritage and shady as fuck, I asked him if I could pay by cheque and he said to write the amount but he wouldn't give me a name and told he would put his name on the cheque, fuck that you nigger bitch, then after I had passed and cleared my credit with him he tried to tell me I hadn't payed him
>>28191591
I am with the AA, he was just using back-handed compliments to stop me quitting but keep me insecure enough I didn't book the test
>>28191556
I got scammed when I was 17. The guy would not stop going on about politics and how rich people suck and labour are amazing.
>>28191377
Revising C/C++ stuff for an interview tomorrow but I can't be fucked with either. I know I won't get the job no matter what.
>>28191608
You had an old man negging you and it worked?
kek
Tfw your oneitis is hanging around with a black man in her snap story, just fucking kill me lads.
Before I walked upstairs I predicted my left foot would be the one that stepped onto the landing. I was correct. What a time to be alive.
>>28191377
vidya with lads, some hot wings and some smelly feet discussion.
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post proper waifus please?
>>28191687
>tfw I dont have a oneitis
>>28191737
Thats a positive lad
>>28191420
What exams, lad? Lacking motivation to revise for Physics, been playing Hearthstone for a couple of hours of neglecting my future.
>18yo slut at work starts being really friendly with me
>see her being friendly with everyone so just ignore it and try and be friendly back
>starts messaging me on fb all the time
>see her on fb in pictures with loads of guys
>decide to preemptively friendzone her and start talking to her about a grill I like
>suddenly stops messaging me and is pretty cold with me at work now
Don't know how to feel about this tbqh
>>28191813
good on you man, better this way than being cucked in the future
>>28191813
Should have fucked her when you had the chance maybe
>>28191694
I sprint up my stairs I can clear 3 steps at a time it's take me a total of 3 srides to get up my stairs, sometimes I throw in a 360 twist on the second stride, I have the balance of a cat and the finesse of a gazelle
>>28191813
nice work lad
she'd probably make you an orbiter or something
>>28191849
would love to see that in action
>>28191813
4chan has brainwashed you about females mate very few of them are sluts, never take relationship advice from here
>>28191901
this
original blox comment
>>28191901
>very few of them are sluts
looks like we've got a normie
Just watched a porno with a young girl in it and at one point the camera turned and yousaw the reflection of the guy she was blowing and he was a horrific ugly guy that looked in his 70s. Literally looked like the zodiac killer from dexter
Like it wasn't even a fetish one and it mentioned it nowhere that it was an old man in the description or anything, I only even noticed because of one short period where you could see the dudes reflection in a mirror
They could have picked anyone for her to shag but they still made her shag the old man for no reason
Feel pretty bad now tbqh
>>28191901
I'm pretty sure she's one though. We were on a works night out and she managed to get off with two different guys whilst in a gay club.
>Work in parking ticket appeals
>Reject all appeals from anyone with a foreign name
>Spend all day watching qt office girl's feet
>Infinite cups of tea
>Having the odd wank in the bathroom when office girl's feet get me too wound up
Wageslaving ain't so bad some days.
>post yfw you see faketaxi pass by
>>28191298
fuck me lads, i think my life is actually turning round
>>28191916
Listen to a nornie on this one. It's best to listen to different types of people anyway.
>>28191984
Wot
Is it an actual taxi
>>28191983
Maximum comfy. I work for a council and it's the easiest piece of shit ever.
>>28191983
>work at my friends family business
>workshop is at their house
>see my friends 17 year old sister most days
sometimes I swear she is dressing to impress me
>>28192009
How so mate?
>>28192062
yeah
it is just a decommissioned london cab
>>28192097
Deffo mate.
Ask her out.
>>28191377
Working out the minimum I can spend for food each month so I can just save as much money as possible for the rest of the year
>>28192107
idk really mate, alright stuff is happening
>>28191983
>work in medical agency
>just scan in records and letters and send off post
>live close by so I walk to work and get some exercise
>get paid the same as colleagues with half the stress and none of the bullshit office politics
>it pays like shit but I live at home and have cheap tastes
Would like to move onto to something else soon though but it's fine for now.
>>28192138
it's a conflicting feeling because I'm not sure how my mate would react to it. I don't really talk to her too much just in case he thinks maybe I'm trying someting
>>28191377
Playing Spreadsheet Simulator 2016 and watching League of Gentlemen.
>>28191570this is the only reason im still doing driving lessonshe's one of three people I speak to in a week
Was gonna pop to the shop for booze but it's just started chucking it down, fucks sake lads.
>>28192191
Nice, happy for ya lad
>>28192289
Sometimes I miss the north. Then I remember shit like this and it goes away. Just got back from walking to the shop for booze without even taking a jacket.
>tfw you have reached the point where your sleeping pattern makes no sense whatsoever and you still have shit ot do during the day tomorrow
Went to sleep at 7am and woke up at 5pm
At least now I can have a reset and have that nice feeling of going to sleep at something like 10pm and waking up at around 7am.
>>28192289
Is this the worst spring weather we have ever had?
We've had maybe 6 sunny days in-between February and now.
how did you working lads find your jobs? office work etc.
sites like indeed seem to have nothing but retail shit
>>28192400
I wake up between 7:30 and 8:30 every morning which is fine but if I go to someones house and stay there I'm always awake before everyone which is a bit annoying
>>28191733
smelly feet are gross tbqh
>>28192404
I was thinking that the other day, fucking hailstorm came down and blattered everybody, and all this at the end of april in supposedly sunny fucking Devon. Weather is sucking balls this year so far.
>>28191733
Maybe I will.
>>28192447
It's not funny.
>>28192214
>Easy work thats close to home
That is the dream. I lived like that a few years ago, feels bad knowing that I'd have 30k saved by now if i'd kept it up.
>>28192441
I worked a retail job as my first job, I found that on universal jobmatch and the job I'm working now I got via nepotism
>>28192220
He's not her owner, don't let him cock block you.
Besides getting with your friends sister is quite common, it's how a lot of people meet their wives.
>>28192488
I know what you mean but at the same time he's a good mate of mine and I don't want to ruin that because of a girl
>>28192404
Fuck that noise go for it you only live once
this is my first post in /britfeel/ from my new laptop
>>28192647
WeIl done m8
>>28192647
I hope you've christened it with a dirty wank m8
>>28192441
I got my job through temp agency and I work in financial services.
this is my first post in /britfeel/ with this sentence
>>28192749
>I work in financial services.
Me too mate which company?
>>28192754
I hope you've christened it with a dirty wank m8
occ
went to the chippy and there was about 8 people waiting, ended up vibrating and started panicking when my wallet wouldnt go back in my pocket as i knew they were already watching me vibrate. literally had to go to wait in the alley behind it for 5 minutes while they cooked it
>>28192441
I just applied for every admin job I saw and eventually found one without a phone on my desk, which is the fucking dream imo.
>>28192780
IFDS, not permanent yet but I cleared what they brought me in to do and are now training me in other things so i'm confident they'll take me on.
>>28192792
>admin job
How does that feel?
Does it give you a feeling?
C'est mon premier message en /britfeel/ en utilisent cette langue
>>28191298
How is the job hunt going /britfeel/?
Been steady working for two years in a job relevant to my degree but have the opportunity to move and job hunt for a few months. I hope I'm not condemning myself to a life of retail.
Just heard a recording of my own voice, I sound like even more of a spastic than I thought.
Something weird going on outsi
>>28191733
Just watched the first two episodes of Kabanari of the Iron Fortress. Good stuff desu~
>>28192846
>utilisent
Should be utilisant lad, looks good otherwise though~
>>28192875
where are you moving?
origami
>>28192875
Do not leave before securing the new job.
Trust me.
>>28192935
Swansea to Guildford
>>28192875
Made it past a year in my current one but I can tell everyone in the office hates me so thinking about moving on. Only problem is all normies hate me so i can see this being a recurring cycle and my current job pays ok and is pretty comfy despite being avoided & ignored by everyone.
>>28192875
was a bit shit last year but managed to get a 65K job relevant to myarts degree
Lizfu will be on chatty man tonight lads. Never watch it but I will now.
>>28192973
I live in guildford too, nice town desu.
>>28192973
Well shit, I lived in Swansea for 7 years as a kid. With regards to a job Guildford is pretty much commuting distance to London so you should be able o find a similar job eventually, just make sure you have a lot saved before you come as it really is much more expensive here in the south east.
>>28192985
Doing what exactly?
>>28192963
You've experienced this? It's quite time sensitive.
The worry is not being able to improve while at work and dooming myself to lose out on potentially good junior roles.
>>28192790
What did you order, chap?
>>28193069
lots of decent grad jobs in the immediate area too, loads of huge companies have their UK/EU Headquarters in Surrey although you won't get paid as much as you would in London while your living expenses will be similar to living in London.
>>28192790
Are you a phone?
>>28193077
Yeah I've been there mate. I left a job because I had been offered a new one, then I got a bad reference, lost the new job and couldn't go back. Honestly, be super careful.
>>28193077
>Doing what exactly?
it's just a senior design role really, art direction, animation, pitching, managing, etc
>he doesn't lean over the sink and blast his arsehole with water after every shit
>>28193196
it's called a bidet you barbarian
>>28193196
How do people deal with walking around with potentially still-shitty arseholes? Paper can only do so much.
>>28193298
i get paranoid now every time i take a shit at work now because of this
>>28193217
>>28193298
Wet wipes are a life saver mates
>>28193298
I have baby wipes for that final polish, I like that super clean feeling.
>>28193298
I got a wet wipe dispenser installed and I've never looked back.
food will be here any minute, pretty excited desu
>>28193298
I walk around with shit in my arse hair
>>28193493
What did you order lad?
robopls
>>28193529
special mixed kebab wrap with salad and garlic sauce. Got a few cans to wash it down with.
Will shamelessly blog it when it arrives.
>>28193640
fucking jealous tbqhwyfam
>>28193783
Smells amazing, not sure I can eat it all but some will do for breakfast
>It's yet another "anon is too miserable to even fire up the laptop and game" episode
Aw yes it's Thursday
>>28193852
iktf
I spent 6AM to 1PM today just lying in bed, pretty much until I started feeling sick with dehydration.
>>28193845
Getting me excited for me friday kebab tomorrow, lad.
>>28193888
love this week desu.
>>28193845
always wondered lad do you keep the windows open when you smoke or just let it all fester? if you dont open any windows do you also sleep in the same room?
>>28194142
I don't open the windows unless it's a nice day, even then I only open them a tiny bit so yeah, I just let the smokey smell exist and yes I sleep in the same room, I imagine it stinks but I can't smell it so idgaf.
I really like this song t b h lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR3x_nMbaBc
>>28194204
This song is also good and i'd say better
The first two series of misfits was good shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL8asfpUEwI
>>28194258
I posted a remix by mistake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwFUVJYA9_I
>28th of April
>gritter vans have been out tonight
Global warming my arse
>>28194282
it is fucking nippy as fuck isn't it.
I approve of extra /comfy/ april
>>28194195
do you not find the air is thick and hard to breathe in? I always wake up with lung pain and lots of mucus in my throat when i sleep in a smokey room
>>28194356
normies BTFO it's not summer yet
NEETs reign
would you ever be friends with a black person?
>>28194411
>would you ever be friends
Stopped reading right there
>>28194364
I leave my bedroom windows open all the time unless it's raining and water is getting in. the radiator is also always off and somehow my room is always warm
>>28194411
I was, best friends even. Then he went to uni and I become a pitiful NEET loser. Didn't really have the heart to talk to him for too long after that. It's just too shameful.
Yes or no? Desu original.
>>28194411
I was friends with a black person
he was the whitest guy I ever met
>>28194411
growing up most of my friends were black
>Mummy defending me coming out of the loony bin with irrepairable trust issues and anorexia by saying "you didn't die that's all that matters x"
THE FUCKING AUDACITY
>>28194473
>>28194411
if this is the same person I know who you are
Is there any worse smell than period blood, lads? My flat's bathroom is gut wrenching
>>28194411
There was only 2 black people in my year at high school. It's not even like my town is posh or anything, it's "well known" for its high teen pregnancy rate, in fact
>>28194411
Was like only a handful of black people at my school, none in my hear.
There was a cool, dark-skinned Indian though.
>>28194364
yeah the air isn't as crisp and refreshing as outside but it doesn't really bother me as I walk the hound quite a lot so get plenty of fresh air. I don't bring up mucus and shit these days, used to when I smoked resin, was always hacking up lumps of brownish lung butter.
>>28194499
Theres always time to prove her wrong anon
>>28194499
what was it like being in a psych ward? how long were you in for?
t.curious frogs
>>28194501
Don't know any blacks and I always use captial letters. Just want /britfeel/ to justify my figbux.
>>28194551
The only methods I trust are shotgun (lolengland) and hanging (been caught and resuscitated twice now, bad luck charm).
>>28194411
Never met one. Only ever been served in shops by them
>sweaty palms
>stomach constantly gurgling and general intestinal discomfort
>urge to shit often but only a little bit comes out
What's happening to me lads
Does anyone recognise these symptoms?
>>28194585
I'm bad with vague questions, ask as many specific ones as you can and i'll get on the laptop to type for you.
>>28194600
Sounds like UBF Syndrome mate
>>28194600
Knees weak, arms are heavy?
Vomit on your sweater already?
>>28194616
as in what did you do day to day? apart from sleeping ofc
just in general
>>28194600
Sounds like you had some of mum's spaghetti
>>28193888
>qt from home town
I don't know if I want watch it
>>28194623
>>28194665
>>28194623
>>28194665
But on the surface I look calm and ready to drop bombs
who else here on /snowwatch/?
Scotfag here, we've got almost two inches already and there's thick blizzards all the time. This isn't how seasons are supposed to work but snow is my absolute favourite so I don't give a fuck, feels so comfy
>>28194640
Not a lot honestly. It was all forced socialising with semi normie slags. It was a teen mental ward and pretty much everyone (9~ people) except me was anorexic. I was the only guy there and I was given the retard room to keep me away from the girls.
We had to sit down in the social area. I fucking refused point blank and stayed in my room all day. They lured me out with food and locked my door behind me so I just slept in the corridor. Was woken up to the blissful screeches of a young thot (about 22) screaming she thought I'd killed myself on her shift.
Jesus christ a memory I'd suppressed just came back. This creepy bitch about 50 deliberately walked in on me pissing even after she saw me go in the toilet and put the light on. She just stood there for a few seconds and said "Oh, sorry" and left but not without gawping the sick cow.
Fuck everything.
>>28191901
from young to old they all crave attention
all but a few are sluts lad
reckon poleaboo may have offed himself
>Kevin Bacon pretending to like the British people
>>28194640
>>28194759
It was fucking horrible at first and I was a little cunt on purpose. It got slightly more exciting as time went on because a girl who got caught trying to jump off a multistory car park was brought in alongside a bipolar girl. They were both really cool and we got on decently, but I cut contact for the best when I left.
We still had to do some forced schooling and meditation shit and fucking YOGA so I sabotaged it all by deliberate autistic giggling. Childish shit but I got put there on a section 2 (cant leave for a month) and they were threatening to extend it to a section 3 (up to 6 months and can be forcefully medicated) so I was as cunty as possible.
Place made me 10x worse. I'll never tell docs I wanna die again.
>>28194805
>british people only liking him because of bacon
>mmmmmm bacon
>Know nothing about e-sports
>Bet on them anyway
>Win pretty much every time
I don't even play mobas
>>28192909
Theres a reason for this, when you hear yourself speak its a lot bassier because its making your skull vibrate, but when you hear the recording, its without the extra bass, so that's why you sound different.
it's hailing pretty much all day today. WTF is happening with weather?
>>28194759
>>28194824
Man, you guys went to some really shitty psych wards. I'm American so I don't know if that makes any difference, but I went to a ward specifically for people age 18 to 30, the staff were fine, and most people were cool while at the same time having fairly extensive issues. Weird as hell they kept you away from the girls, the sexes intermingled plenty at mine.
>>28194824
>I'll never tell docs I wanna die again
weird
I told my doc about suicidal thoughts and plans for a period of 6months and they never suggested sectioning me inside (this is despite recent suicide+depression in the family)
Just drugged me up on SSRI's and doing CBT once a week
>>28194923
bloody global warming innit
>>28194759
>They lured me out with food and locked my door behind me so I just slept in the corridor.
Fuck me you must be a proper mong lad.
>>28194935
Both those posts are me, I just forget shit easily. We just had different rooms. During the day we mixed but at night, nah. We had to sit in our fucking rooms. I spent most nights just staying up staring out of the window hallucinating and feeling like I was floating away.
>>28194973
I don't know. I personally think it was a test, or a way to tell me to "sit down and shut up" due to muh disorder (borderline PD) sometimes they become "frequent fliers" to psych wards/A&E and if you scare them off early they might stay away. I also refuse all medication because it's all crude and shit, and therapy doesn't work on me.
>>28195006
I sniggered not gonna lie.
I hadn't eaten in about 4 days and I was even refusing starting to refuse water so they threatened to feeding tube me unless I came down to the eating area and had something to eat. They promised I could go back up there afterwards, but no dice.
>>28194973
Despite the horror stories on 4chan they only section if they think you'll REALLY do it and not looking for some attention/help.
>>28191298
Who /lockdownthursday/ on Really (freeview 17) here? 2spooky4me!
>>28191434
Why can only British, Irish and Chinese people play snooker? It's easier to get into than any other sport.
>>28195148
I think the British Isles are the only place that really cares, Chinese are just Westaboos.
>>28194789
Poleaboo hasn't been posting much today because he is quite caught up in Hearthstone (12 win arena run today) and in general is having fun researching topics related to his fetishes
Today there was also the driving lesson and NU-TRAXX so he has been quite busy
>>28195148
they are the places where it is most popular.
It's basically the home sport of china that's how much the chinks love it. Americans only like pool and everywhere just doesn't fucking care
>>28195148
I always see some guy called Trump playing, where is he from?
>>28191946
The guy would have been paying the bill anon, you realise she is a prostitute right?
>>28195219
Judd Trump is from Bristol
>>28191984
How do you know?
Oh fuck off robot you fucking prick.
The OP image has been really stale lately.
>>28192404
We've had hail every day and heavy snow today in between bouts of burning sunshine, pretty fucking weird.
>>28192550
If he respects you he would much rather you took her out than some nigger anon.
>Lactose intolerant
>Have dairy product
>Constantly non-stop fucking farting and feeling like I need to shit
JUST
>>28195302
Where are you from? It's pretty much this in Winsford all day. I'm mildly scared lads.
>>28194505
Shit, fish left in a bin, burnt hair, rotten cauliflower, loads of stuff m8.
>>28195320
oh god I hope she doesn't find niggers attractive tbqh
>>28195337
G
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How the FUCK is that not an original comment? Fucking robot prick.
E v e r y t h i n g i s b a d t b q h .
PS Now is such bullshit but I really want to play Dragon's Dogma again.
HELLO
I am the ghost of Troubled Joe
Hung by his pretty white neck
Some eighteen months ago
I travelled to a mystical time zone
But I missed my bed
So I soon came home
They said:
"there's too much caffeine
In your blood stream
And a lack of real spice
In your life"
I said:
"leave me alone because I'm alright, dad
Just surprised to still be on my own...."
>>28195524
hi
She must love another lad
I've not had a message off her all day
Its fucking painful mane, I wish i could put her out my head but i can't.
I don't want to track her phone but see ha-sent really given my any choice
>>28195524
Yay! What a time to check brit feel. Cheers lad.
I hope that office girl wears tights again tomorrow, I like her feet in them.
I might get some photos for you lads.
>>28195451
it's fine in ayr, just been a bit windy
>>28195610
Poleaboo would enjoy this
Big fan of tights, ordered 3 pairs myself, might go for another 2 or 3
>>28195683
You filthy fucking paki. Crossdressing is for petite white boys.
>>28195683
I tried a pair of tights on once and it didn't do much for me. I much rather see girls wearing girls clothes than me wearing them
>>28195666
https://youtu.be/OBrzjV8gDPEwho yer daddy
>>28195610
Naked feet are best. Nothing should cover a girls pretty little feet.
This is why summer time is best, FLIP FLOPS and other naked feet shoes.
NO TIGHTS, SOCKS OR OTHER CRAP THAT COVERS FEET.
>>28195736
I'm a paki, i prefer my white boys naked
who /huge tits/ here
>>28195832
I'm a white boy, I prefer my Pakis in Pakistan.
PAKIS OUT
>>28195831
Facebook tier meme-image that
>>28195866
I do love tits but i know a girl with wide hips and thunder thighs and that get's me worked up as we;
>>28195902
I prefer my paki's in whites senpai
>>28195905
I got it from 9gag lol. Do you wanna see more? Cause I got loads lol.
only had an orange and scrabbled egg in the last two days lads
feel so week
need to get some food in tomorrow
double niggerhitler
>>28195947
anon i fucking sighed and ree'd
i know the exact people who'd share this
>>28195944
>>28195947
>>28196118
Stop it right now Poleaboo
Too cold to not have a bf. Literally can't stand it.
Who /excitedforfilmnightbecauseitstheclosestthingtheyllexperiencetohangingoutwithrealfriendsonafriday/ here
>>28196142
Not Poleaboo but he feels that white bois shouldn't dish it out if they can't take it
>bot adds me on skype
>always accept just in case it's not a bot
>it's always a bot
I just want someone to talk to dammit
>>28196437
Seeing as it's due to white people that shitskins don't have to live in the mud anymore I think you should just smile politely and know your place in the future.
>>28196454
what's your username fampai
>>28196486
kek
Pakis built civilizations while Europeans were still rolling around in mud huts
>inb4 we wuz kingz
>>28196497Magneglok
>>28196486
I know my place senpaiit's with my dick in a white mouth
>>28196544
>we don't poo in tha streetz
Would like a brown boyfriend desu.
Just not an evil one like Polers.
>>28193298
I try to time my shits to happen before my shower. That way I can wash my asshole and make sure everything is clean.
Can someone give me advice on how to start smoking? Sort of want to as it might make my life slightly less empty, but I wouldn't know what to ask for etc.
>>28196697
Be less of a teenage girl please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu_SvWYeevk
me on the right
>>28196712
that's not very good advice desu
>>28196601
What about a very sickly off white colour?
>>28196697
Pot or cigarettes?
>>28196741
Cigarettes lad, too much of a robot to actually know any dealers
>>28196213
Would cuddle you tbfh
>>28196729
me on the left.
I remember seeing this shit on TV ages ago.
>>28196739
That's neat too.
>>28196762
mate dont do it
seriously
>>28196762
I smoke myself but I'd advise against it. It's not hard to start though, just go buy some and you can figure it out yourself.
Sleeping with a pillow behind me so I don't feel so alone desu
>>28196805
Just don't want to embarrass myself by asking for a gay brand of cigarettes, what type would you recommend?
>>28196817
>not being the big spoon
Pleeeeb
>>28196840
If you wanna be a normie go for "sterling fresh taste", if it's a slag serving you she'll over you a bj for some round back.
Holly was made for big paki cock
>>28196817
i'll sleep with you lad
x
>>28196840
Silk Cut is probably the most 'manly' brand and also Vogue if you want menthol. Just avoid Marlborough Red, JPS and Embassy.
>>28196918
sound. should i just ask for a lighter at the same place?
>>28196980
How do you not own about 10 lighters dotted around your house? I don't even smoke and I find fucking lighters everywhere.
