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Cant be doing with no thread, even tho im about to go to bed. don't want to feel alone.
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Had too much to drink + only 4 hours sleep last night . fell asleep early.and now I'm awake at almost 2am and have to be up in four hours. Might just stay awake now.
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Cocaine is the cure
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Debating on whether to go for a shit or try get some sleep an leave it until the morning
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pls never die britfeel
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>you may never get to see Kate Bush perform live
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>>27615234
Cocaine is love
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>>27616758
Also opiates and muscle relaxants
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I like benzos. I used to be addicted to them.
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Wake the fuck up lads im here now dont worry.
Have to pull an all nighter because tommorow i need to go to the shop/
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D-don't die /britfeel/
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We are gathered here this night to pay our respects to this edition of britfeel.

Your time was short.
You were pretty mediocre
May you rest in peace.
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That 4am feel.
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Lads I have to pull an all nighter because I cant walk all the way to the shop when people are out like chavs and football fans.
I really need to go and I want to get mango juice because apparently it will help with my stress levels.
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>>27618008

/all nighter for going to the shops/ reporting in. it's a full shop for me. ramen, frozen pizzas, fruit juice, crisps, all that lot
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Lads is this legit?
I know usually they're complete bullshit but this one popped up while browsing 4chan
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>>27618336
>googel
Hmm...
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>>27618350
No but is it a legit virus?
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who here no sleep?
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Lads I really want one of the beats pill dudes just because of how cute they are.
If i bought one what should I keep in it?

inb4 beats pill
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Just been crying tbfh. Cant get to sleep either despite being knackered. Wish I had a gun
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>>27618377
Nah, maybe, ask /g/

>>27618534
I've got that restless yearning to finally fix my life keeping me awake but then I fall asleep all day and wake up at 5pm focused only on getting something to eat and shooting up another dose of 4chan. Rinse and repeat.

>>27618605
Keep in it? Thought it's just a portable speaker?

>>27618714
Why are you crying?
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>>27618783
No the beats pill dudes are just cute docks to keep your beats pill in, when they first came out they was 50 quid but now a store near me is selling them for 12 pounds. I want to get one to keep on my desk.
My just keep coins in it.
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>>27619361
>>27618783

Meant to include an image.

ocee
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>>27618783
>Thingken of fast

30 year old unattractive literal faggot manlet khv neet with no friends. Probably a closet tranny aswell but no fucking way am I going down that route at my age.

Not sure how much long I can handle the loneliness. 10 years is enough
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Pls dont die britfeel
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>>27618783
>I've got that restless yearning to finally fix my life keeping me awake but then I fall asleep all day and wake up at 5pm focused only on getting something to eat and shooting up another dose of 4chan. Rinse and repeat.

fucking hell it's too real
please just end it all

this place is all I have that stops me feeling so alone
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>Drink 1 mouthful of whisky
>feel a buzz and it hurts above my stomach
Am I dying? I've drank an entire bottle in a night before so what the fuck is going on?
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I can't handle the soul sucking endgame of FFXIV anymore. But I'm supposed to be doing Midas Savage with my static.
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>>27620113

The sadness is dying within you, Anon.

Embrace it.
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the realisation that in 3 hours I have to leave the house and go to work has just hit me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdD57XkQdgA
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pulled an all nighter and now i'm finally doing it, lads. i'm going to do nothing except weeb around in my free time. i'm sick of sitting here and watching old shitty comedy shows on DVD while shitposting on various boards. i want to transcend. 20 episodes a day, every day.
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who /manc/ here
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I'm seriously fucking drunk after wrestlemania lads

trying to get this 17 year old slag to come to mine tomorrow

hows weveryone else doing?
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why is /r/britishproblems so shit? "someone refused to follow proper Tea Drinking Etiquette and i tutted at them. haha. guys i'm B R I T I S H upvotes blease"
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>>27621005
because it'll be full of numale redditor faggots
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Right lads i better go to the shops.
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>>27620815
15 miIes away
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Is private rent worth it lads? Is 800 quid a month enough?
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>>27621165
Dont fall for the shared accom meme. Its fucking shit
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>>27621165
>>27621217

2 weeks away from moving into my first flat, private accom 600pcm

I know im getting cucked but theres nothing else i can do but stay at home with mum and dad till late 20s/early 30s
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>>27621226
Does that 600 cover bills and tax?
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Lads fucking hell its freezing today.
Any of you fine youts near a town called Goole?
Got to go there today lads to see my uncle, not looking foward to it.
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Moment of silence for all the wagies up at this hour.
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i feel weirdly refreshed after staying up all night. like... this is how normies must feel in the morning. i'm usually up at 3pm.
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>>27621263
IT doesnt cover bills, and we're both students so no council tax.

With bills its like 800-825 pcm. We both get 475 a month as students and both have jobs.
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>>27621165
living alone is heaven anon
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>>27621494
Its terrifying if your as paranoid as me.
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Gonna go get some mango juice, the streets should be empty at this time.
Wish me luck lads, I never leave my house.
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Still drunk lads

What has my life become im only 20
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Day after day my mental state deteriorates more hopefully bringing me further into the belief that I will someday be with her


Post waifus
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Off to the bank in an hour.

Guys, is it strange to hoard pictures of somebody you've never met who isn't really that famous?
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lasses, I am continuously anxious and cannot find peace.
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>when you and the lads are just kinda muckin about no real plans or owt and gaz reckons there's some proper tidy gash down maccy d's so you go down maccy d's and the only gash there looks like a pork scratching so you're like gaz you absolute nonce, standard bants and that, but then gaz remembers we've all got bus tickets with a 99p big mac voucher on the back and you're all like YES GAZ YOU LEDGEBAG and you're scrannin down on bare big macs for days wa heeeeeeeey
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>>27621901
>tfw ryans got a new bird whos proper fit but you cant have a go on that lovely snatch because ryans a sound lad who sorts predrinks and you've not tried to snag some other lad's bird since taylor gave you a proper smack after you gave his missus the cheeky two-finger salute under the table at maccas
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Just done an all nighter lads because I need to go to the doctors to get Accutane

Fuck I'm so scared to go in, it opens in 30 mins
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i've been planning what shit i'm gonna buy at the shop for like an hour. this is torturous.
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>>27621818
>Haven't eaten anything since yesterday without throwing up
>Too tired to move without stumbling
>Not eating today because I don't want to risk throwing up
This is it lads, I'm passively dying. Finally.
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>>27622254
Haven't had a meal in 5 days. Can't physically swallow anything
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>renting

Look at home schemes such as Ownplace in the northwest. Get a house with no deposit and 20 percent off asking price.

My mortgage on a 3 bed terrace in Liverpool is 250 a month. I was renting for 550 a month previously

>hurr northerners pies barms lol
>shit job, own home, own car, disposable income for holidays and whores. Hamburg is da bomb.
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Wagecuck here

Manager just sent me home because he thought I was unwell, when desu I'm just on some massive comedown

Everyone have a good weekend?
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>>27622346
>liverpool

Would rather be homeless desu lad
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>>27622368
One of the shittiest weekends of my life, I haven't slept in 3 days straight, been eating modafinil pills like Mentos and I think I'm going a bit crazy now, I'm suddenly full of energy but everything is spinning slightly

I had to finish an assignment for Uni btw, got it finished an hour ago
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Well, time for another day to begin.
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>>27622381
>oy vey do you like this studio flat? It's 900 a month with a two month deposit and a 500 pound adminjew charge. You'll note the bog is in the corner by the sink and your bed is a hammock across the 2 metre room. You're only 2 miles from the nearest Kuktube station and the other 10 people who share the place are illegals
>"w-when can i move in?"
>southerners
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>>27622417
Where do you buy yours from? I found a website called modafinilcat but I'm not sure if it's legit. Never bought stuff like this before desu
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>>27622417
Shit man, I feel you there. I haven't slept for quite a while too. Then again cocaine does that, I suppose.

The only solution I can recommend is getting shitfaced.
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>tfw wisdom teeth are causing sore throats and neck pains

Just fuck my shit up
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>>27621609
Went and got 10 pounds worth of mango juice plus a mango arizona. That should last me a while.
Felt good to get out the house, even got all my mums shopping done for her as well.
Think she might like me again for that.
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>>27622346
Liverpool does seem silly cheap in places. My parents came back from there yesterday and were all "Liverpool is really nice, if you got a job there we will buy you a house".
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think i've lost my job, havent been called in for at least 5 weeks or so

listening to Nick Drake feeling sorry for myself
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Finally going to see the doctor. How do I talk about depression without seeming like attention whoring?

My problem is I've spent so long hiding it from others and putting on a fake smile, any time I talk about it, other's think I'm just faking it or lying.
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>>27623176
Just tell them what you just said. I'm sure they've seen it a million times
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>>27623214
Any dos or don'ts?
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>>27623231
It's not an ATOS appointment, friend. You're not fighting for your neetbux here.

Just tell them what's wrong, and if it's depression, you'll moist likely get the bog standard happy pills and you'll be on your way with some leaflets about counselling maybe
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>>27623253
I suppose. I just don't want to screw this up, I'm tired of feeling this way. Thanks.
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>>27621818
>dream of being loved
>wake up alone

it hurts to live
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>>27621818
waifu plebs!

jk, love you all really
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>>27622850
It is mate.
Loads of jobs
Great nightlife
Everything cheap
Museums and gallery's everywhere for free
QT students
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>http://strawpoll.me/7256859/r

Polling for this week's movie night is still open lads, you have until 23:59:59pm tomorrow to get your vote in. Currently leading is American Psycho.

>http://strawpoll.me/7256859/r
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>>27622918
Do you have any mango juice at your house?
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>>27623379
Where does the movie stream happen?
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>>27623425
http://pastebin.com/yXPjtt8Y
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>live in shithole estate
>can't breathe too loud without a gang of ahmeds giving me the death stare
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>>27621818
Posting my waifu and looking forward to another day of doing nothing~
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>>27623614
You must be my 1 white neighbour. Fucking paki shits
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>>27622529
I used United pharmacies

Cunts tried to fraud my card the first time tho
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>>27623374
Disgusting accent
Risk of being stabbed at every turn
Oompa loompa slags and chavs everywhere
Disgusting accent
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>>27623614
>Live in chav infested cul-de-sac dominated by noisy family who let their kids run around screaming all the time and damaging property
>Can't do anything considered even remotely noisy by them without them without the parents screaming from their balcony like a bunch of apes
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I've spent the past few days not eating and look visibly skinnier. I've been eating healthy, lifting and going to the gym for several months with no real change. I think this might be the beginning of an eating disorder, lads.
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>>27623954

This past week I've tried to cut down on the amount of food I eat and also started doing a little exercise everyday, and then weighing myself every morning.

I'm just over 15 1/2 stone and every day I'm seeing fluctuations on the scale but for the better. It's pretty encouraging.
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>Tfw feel like I want to cry but have not cried for so long that I don't know how to without it feeling forced and not natural.
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When I'm at work I sometimes look at the girl opposite me and imagine her giving me a blowjob. Even though I'm staring at her, she can't tell because it looks like I'm looking at my computer screen.
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>>27623954
You should try and stop while you still can senpai. Living with an eating disorder is horrible and I wouldn't wish it on anybody~

>>27623987
Good for you anon, keep it up~

>>27624049
Why do you feel like crying senpai?
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>>27623176
Just tell them how you feel and explain that you'd like some help.

I broke down in tears and confessed that I daydream about killing myself at least 3 times a day. They gave me some mirtazapine and it seems to be working, my mood has improved and thoughts that would cripple me for days only bother me for a few minutes now.

I'm turning into a right fat fuck though, the weight gain is unreal.
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>turn on telly for first time in a while
>all these adverts pushing it (pizza hut, justeat)

do they think were stupid or do they know that nothing will happen
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Nembutal has arrived lads.
Going to have dinner had a nice restaurant near my house. Got a six back of Stella in the fridge , 3 joints and 6 valium. Going to mix it on my last drink and go to sleep forever.
Stay in good health lads.
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I wish I could get over my ex desu it's been a year and a half. I've been completely alone for most of that time. I'm 27 I'll probably die alone
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>>27624432

Maybe you're struggling to get over her because you're not meeting other people. I can relate because I just ended an eight year relationship and I'm older than you. Feels bad man.
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>>27624303
Mirtazapine fucked me right up senpai, could barely stay awake and couldnt tell dreams from reality

>>27624417
Good night lad, sleep well.
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>>27624596
I have no friends or any way to meet new people
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>>27624617

No friends at all? Do you have a job at the moment? Do you have the chance to meet anybody at all? Dating sites? Anything?
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>>27624641
I take care of my disabled dad every day of every week, the friends I had don't really talk to me anymore cause they're all away starting families and wagecucking. I tried pof once but that was before I realised every grill there was only there for the ego boost of somebody messaging them. It's all pointless.
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Who /havingashitday/ here?

>ordered a Dell Ultrasharp monitor for Debenhams
>mfw it arrived with no stand whatsoever

I can't be dealing with this shit on a Monday. Now I have to ring them up and get a replacement. For fucks sake.
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>>27624303
Mirtazapine is working for me. Sends you to sleep though.
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>>27624735
Pretty shit. It's lunchtime and I've done no uni work so far. Think I'm having KFC for tea though, so not all bad.
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Can some Brit person vocaroo themselves saying goodnight to me please. You guys have the best accents.
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>>27624764
Hope a scouser does it
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>>27624848
I actually love all of the different dialects.
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>>27624745
>>27624601
Sleep was one of the reasons my GP prescribed it. I would spent 2 hours staring at the ceiling trying to sleep, then I'd wake up at 4 o clock and stare at the ceiling some more. Now I sleep from 10-7 with no interruptions.

The vivid dreams are a bit hit and miss really, the other night I had a top gun themed dream which was cool, but last night it was about family members dying in a car crash. It takes me about 5 minutes to fully realise it's not real.
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>>27624735
>Meant to be getting on with some house work but am trying to get the motivation to do so
>Need to head to the doctors to get a prescription later
>Gas safety check guy is meant to be coming

Could be better if I'm honest
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>>27624764
Please guys, I don't want to ask the Australians. I don't like them as much.
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>>27624959

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NEnpOVK48E
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>>27625000
Thank you anon have a nice rest of your day.
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>>27625042
You too, sleep well.
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Took me almost a year to get appointment with a psychiatrist, it's going to be by the end of the month. I really need him to prescribe me adderal (it worked wonders in the past, run out of prescriptions). How do I go about this?
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>>27625114
Act natural. Your psychiatrist will tell you if you need adderall.
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>>27624932

Anon, shall we help motivate each other? I also need to tidy my entire house but I can't get the motivation to get out of bed.
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>>27624897

Fair play m8, if it works for you then thats good to hear.
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Who /sweets/ here?

Partial to a fruit gum myself, interested in what your favourites are.
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>>27625280
More of a chocolate man, myself. Will slide through a bag of cola bottles or sour Skittles though, no problem.
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>>27625280

Got a real thing for Diam bars. The year Woolworths closed you could get a pack of 4 for a quid.
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>>27625280
midget gems are like crack
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>>27625280
Fruit Gums are amazing I can eat multiple packets in a day. Have you seen that they've made the packet size smaller but kept the price the same? Bastards.
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>>27625280
peanut m&ms mate... tasty
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>>27625309
The tubes or the bags? Always get fucked over with the tubes, last week I had a tube that was 50% orange/yellows and no reds.

>>27625333
Used to love these until my stomach decided chocolate was haram :(
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I booked today off work because of Wrestlemania last night (which was pretty plodding and boring). Really don't want to go in tomorrow because of a drunk work night out on Friday where I made a tit of myself.
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>>27625280
Wine gums, skittles. Currently got a bag of fruit pastilles next to me. Really shouldn't eat them though since I'm diabetic. Oh well, who needs feet when you have sweets!.
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>>27625376
The bags.
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Got an interview for One-Stop lads. Doing evening so I don't have to bother with all the old people in the mornings which is a plus. It's pretty quite out here too so no chavs.
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>>27625422
Nope you'll just have to deal with the alkies and stoners.
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>>27625422
I had an interview for One Stop a few weeks ago, got turned down because I have no work experience but went pretty well I think
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>>27625422
Don't do it lad, fucking awful place to work.
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Good morning lads, anyone done much today then?
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>>27625844
I helped my neighbour do some gardening. I was kinda doing it in the hope I'd stupidly grab some thorns or something, but nothing eventful ever happens.
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>>27621818
Jun is looking nice today, time to relax with some WoW and chillwave.
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>>27625844
I'm going to try and do better at my EU4 game than I did yesterday.But I will probably end up fucking up which will mean I've wasted 3 days on it.
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>>27625844
got high and grinded on that ps4 digimon game all morning

forgetting about real life is fun
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Nope still in my PJs. Going to the offie in a minute to stock up on booze.
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>>27625887
Yeah, whenever I play Paradox games I sink days into them and come out no better at them than when I went in. The comfiest EU4 playthrough I did was playing as the USA and just conquering all the American Indians.
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>>27625937
I'm playing as the cherokee and the French just blew me the fuck out.
Out numbering them 6 to 1 does not overcome indians being shit
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What's poleaboo up to this fine monday afternoon?
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>>27625962
yeah that's what happened when I was playing as USA, they outnumbered me massively but I guess they just had bow and arrows or some shit because they were fucking useless
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tfw used to be a twink
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>>27626236
whats a twink freindo?
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>>27626272
google it m8

oc
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>>27626236
Oh wow, it hurts to look back and know I was probably close to being attractive and I couldn't see it at the time and soon I will be 25 and a dried up husk and still a virgin.
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>>27615234
>>27616758

I only wish I had a connect still now that I'm over in Yorkshire.
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>>27626302
So you got old or you got straightened out?
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>>27626338
just got worse looking
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>>27625466
That's some bullshit, you try to get experience but get turned down because of no experience?

I just came back and it went well, I don't really have experience in sales either but she said it's simple enough we'll give you training. The person who you seen just sucked I think.
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>20k words due in by the 25th

Feels bad man
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>>27626396
Is she playing solitaire? fucking kek
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>>27626396
i need to eat her bum hole
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>>27626355
Me too. Can't even pull off being masculine so it's not like I can start fucking the twinks
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>>27626396

Thats what you get for doing a meme degree
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tfw you get a fucking invitation for a skype interview.
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>>27626502
Make sure you're wearing trousers in case they ask you to stand up, lad.
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>>27626502
what for lad

oc
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fins a good looking lad in the new star wars desu
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>>27626361
No they talked about training and stuff with me too, they just said I didn't get the job because I didn't have enough experience, presumably because other people who already had experience also applied for the same job
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>>27626502
better than those retarded recruitment companies who expect you to come meet then for a waste of time interview in another city before you go to the actual interview
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>>27626327
It's all about nightclubs senpai
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chewey's a big guy
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>>27615172

>Live in a 7 bedroom house
>Everyone assumes my parents are CEOs or lottery winners
>They just sold their 3 bed semi in London for a 7 bed house in Cambridgeshire, and still got 18,000 cash left over from the sale.
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>>27626327
That's bullshit unless its sky rocketed since 2009

I get 80%+ Marquis tested shit
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>>27626651
desu if they had a 3 bed semi in London they are elitist tory cunts
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>>27626661
>durr what is mean
no wonder you normies can't do simple maths if you're snorting coke, fucking retard
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It is a fantasy of mine to run a small company and hold monthly dance competitions with my employees. There would be optional weekly dance lessons then once a month we each individually choreograph and perform a dance to a song of our choice. The winner gets free beers for the rest of the night.
Then at christmas we would choreograph a large group performance and perform it at a local festival for the town folk.
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>>27626682
This is such a bizarre fantasy and could only end up with you doing the Brent dance in the middle of the office to try and convince your team to get on board with the idea.
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just cut my toenails
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>>27626680
Niggas 80 is average these days and it isn't even represented on the scale

Kys
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>>27626682
You're definitely a bender
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>>27626719
always forget to do this until they are hideously long
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>>27626396
Why does the number of words even matter? Surely the content is more important. And the better you can simplify the answer, the more clearly you understand it.
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>>27626744
They were pretty bad tbqh
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>>27626682
Why not just be a good boss and hold nice event your employees might want to go to?
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>>27626682
Literally Mr. G.
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>>27626682
very bizarre post
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>>27626760
Not at all true thanks to the feminisation of the education sector
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>>27626737
>I still don't know what a mean is despite having had time to look it up
stop posting please
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>thinking of joining a meetup group to make friends
>need to create a profile with picture for them to consider allowing you to join the group
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>>27626682
bizarre and intriguing
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mum prefers sainsburys
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>>27626762
why not dance for me
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>>27626719
Don't you bite them? It's very satisfying to spend half an hour just chewing on a big toenail you've just bitten off.
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Its tfw no bf o'clock lads
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>>27626272
It's a level 19 rogue decked out in gear to farm noobs in pvp.
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>>27624303
my gf is on that and it helps her a bit, she put on some weight to start off with but it's going now thankfully, good luck.
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>>27627055
Thanks for reminding me anon.

>tfw too autismo for a bf
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>>27627055
are you a gril? ill be your bf
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>>27627055
I'm here for you all lads <3
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>>27625844
washed up, drove the missus to work and now enjoying some cullen skink while I dread my 5 hours of wagecucking this evening. I know it's only 5 hours but after having the weekend off I really cba.
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>>27627101
>are you a grill?
kek
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>>27627101
When I wear a skirt I'm a girl
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>>27627101

Your optimism is inspiring if misplaced

>>27627123

I said bf not fuckbuddy but thanks for the offer
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>>27627146
no you're not you're a bloke in a skirt
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>>27627249
OMG I can't even!!!!

HOW DARE U MISGENDER HER
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>>27627249
I do not identify as a bloke. So you are incorrect.
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>>27627254
>>27627275
bunch of fucking bender weirdos
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>>27627275
you go gurl! :D
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>>27627294
Nothing wrong with enjoying boipucci lad.
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Today shall be known as the day that britfeel exposed just how desperate its anons are for sex that they'd start sucking up to a tranny for attention.

>oh well, at least it's not waifus for once...
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>>27627332
>being surprised about this
wew lad
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>>27627341
You make a good point sir.
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>>27627332
b-but I'm not a tranny, I'm just a fag
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just wasted my only wagie day off watching that shitshow of a mania wut do now lads?
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>>27627275
what do you identify as?
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What is an acceptable amount of jobs to apply for per day on JSA?
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>>27627393
Any number of these.
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>>27627403
Three


27627403
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>>27626847
What groups?

I once tried meetup.com and it was all old people. Nobody my age was using it. Maybe my city is shit.
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Any other robots tried Elite Dangerous yet? I got it yesterday and am quite enjoying it so far. Comfy game.
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>>27626651
>They just sold their 3 bed semi in London

that makes you a fucking millionaire you cunt
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>>27627249
That was the joke senpai.

You could stick your cock in me though
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>Decide to try doing some work
>Drink a load of coffee
>Get really sleepy and dehydrated within like an hour.

Fuck this meme-drink.
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>>27627441
There is a 20s social thing, it seem like a good idea a lot of people my age must be adandoned by going to uni or everyone else going to uni/good jobs. There was one for going to live music events and there is one for le gamers which might be awful but it more my speed.

They all have proper candid pictures and all the guys look pretty good. Lots of girls but they look like fatties
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>>27627393
An attack helicopter naturally.
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Today I was walking through my house, pulled my jeans down and looked at my ass in the hallway mirror. I realised when I bend over I have an amazing thigh gap out of nowhere and really good cheeks. It wasn't like this last time I checked. What gives?
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>>27627081
my man Elliot. Remember I watched a few of his videos and laughed at him a couple of days before his shooting. Heady days.
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>>27627627
why were you watching them a few days before?

didnt they have like 30 views eavch
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Poleaboo quite liked Wrestlemania 32

>Ryder won the IC title a culmination of a 5 year jouney
>Divas match was possibly one of the best in WWE history and stole the show
>Lesnar destroyed Ambrose, good if you like Lesnar and really what should have been expected
>Shanes spot was good, surpassed Foley
>AJ/Y2J had a shit match hopefully ending the indy wrestler meme for a while
>Rock stripping down to his match gear was really cool, my favourite moment of the night
>Reigns/HHH was a good match and HHHs best ever WM title match
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>>27627673
Yeah that's what's crazy about it. They got posted on /r/cringe (I know I'm a faggot), and got up to a few hundred views but didn't really get that much attention. Everyone in the comments was saying that he would probably end up being a school shooter as well.
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got a dominos pizza desu lads, used one of those 20 pounds off 40 pounds spent codes
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>sent an email to 20 students asking them to reply with their CVs if they wanted a job over the summer/next year
>no replies

It's been just under 24 hours, quite disappointed
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>my pizza is going to be delivered by obaidullah
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>>27627146
Or a Scot at a wedding.
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>>27627405
>goy is an option
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>>27627751
nice lad. What's your toppings? I was supposed to be getting KFC later but my flatmates being lazy and not wanting to drive so gonna order some no-brand local fried chicken instead. Might get a burger too to be honest.
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Lads, I just want you to know, no matter how bad life gets, no matter how much you feel you've failed, you will never ever be shit on as much as Roman Reigns at Wrestlemania.
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>>27627092
Better than being too ugly
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>>27627701
>still watching wwe
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>>27627403
Wait till the day before you sign on and search the various jobsite and make all that shit up, they can't follow up due to data protection.
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>>27628019
He still has a good job, something I'll never get. I'd rather be him then be me.
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>>27627701

How do you stand on the crowd reaction to Roman? Surely now they've got to realise he's not their guy.

For fucks sake, even Baron Corbin got a bigger fucking pop.
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>>27627701
Haven't followed WWE in a while. Was Reigns in the main event? That's fucking stupid. So glad I stopped watching.
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>>27628027
It's just a TV show with its peaks and troughs,you appreciate the good times more if you're around for the bad

>>27628044
Corbin might have gotten a more positive reaction but Roman got a reaction from more people (if the rumours about muting the crowd are true)

I agree with Vince Russo, WWE is primarily a TV show, the crowd means fuck all, if the ratings are fine and the merch sales are good then there's no problem

Besides I hate smarky crowds, they're going to cheer/boo certain guys no matter what and that ruins the whole show since it nulifies the storytelling ability

>>27628051
>why aren't they pandering me!
Indy darling AJ styles got a match and it was shit
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>>27626396
Better start writing then lad. Start by making a plan for the essay.
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Poleaboo cut his nails and bought new bedsheets and razor blades

Almost feels like a human again

Will Shave tomorrow
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>>27628134
Why is poleaboo doing that if he says he's going to kill himself soon?
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>>27628134
>>27628143 >he's going to kill himself soon
plz don't disappoint
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>>27628143
That's still just over a year away, might as well live in comfort until then
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>>27628171
Don't think i can take another year of pakipoo attention seeking
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>>27628201
My actions might even get /britfeel/ deleted, you know how hated generals are here already
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good thing this isn't /int/, else you'd see my argentine flag lol
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>eastenders
>coronation street
>hollyoaks

who watches this shit
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>>27628259
I LIKE CORRIE
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>>27628244
Don't worry mate, think most people on here recognise that the Malvinas belong to the proud people of Argentina.
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>>27628259
I don't watch tv


27628259
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>>27628294
>people

ayy lmao
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>>27628244
My best friend is an Argie desu
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Just spent an afternoon playing COD 4. Good lord, what a comfy game. 2004-2010 is the greatest period in gaming history, no doubt. Will probably never be surpassed, certainly not in our lifetimes.
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>>27628244
Do you speak Welsh lad?
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>>27628314
Those wouldn't happen to coincide with your early teenage yeara would they?
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>>27628314
I played promod and general during the holidays until 2014, it really was one of the best standard shooters i have played.
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>>27628259
Poleaboo watches all three, better than most american shite, the acting is amazing at its best an you won't find similar hardhitting real storylines anywhere else

Eastenders at its best > average Hollyoaks > average Eastenders >>>>>>>>>> corrie
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