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Lazy bank holiday edition
Is today a bank holiday?
>>27389048
Good Friday. No meat for you, fish only.
>>27389064
I work remote from Brazil, here is bank holiday too. I thought I would have to come with a excuse for not working today. Thank you for the info mate!
The dreams have got me a again I don't know what's real anymore
That brings me one step closer to her, right
Post waifus
>>27389179
Oh boy, a day off.
Time to shitpost and watch K-ON.
>>27389318
No you're not allowed
You're not worthy of her
How do I get a weeb gf, lads?
>>27389490
You don't want a weeb girlfriend, her vocabulary will feature words like "glomp" and "squee" and she'll spend all her free time writing Bleach yaoi fanfiction that she'll force you to read and you'll have to say nice things about it just for a chance to put your penis inside of her, although it will be ambiguous as to whether you're actually in her pussy or just a fat roll
>>27389352
how do you do, lads.
>>27389516
Top shelf post
Origc
>>27389352
>tfw might watch the k-on movie shortly
Do you think I can extort money from people by crossdressing on Twitch?
>>27389843
Fool proof way to get cash.
got hit by a mass wave of depression today, didn't do anything at all as its supressed by my feelings of regret for wasting the last 7years doing nothing, how I failed to change at all and haven't left the house or done anything at all and its already April
>>27389843
i've been looking for a good crossdressing streamer but there is none, certainly a niche worth filling
thinking about having a wank to raylene lads
>>27389516
she sounds PERFECT!
original comment
anybody else morning drinking
first can of frosty jacks here
>>27389179
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>>27390151
Trying to score some opiates desu
Might have to get a bag of brown at this rate
my step brother is such a fucking cuck. he's marrying some white wench who has a nigglet kid with her black ex bf. step bro treats the kid like his son, baka head lads
fucking normies
>>27389179
Ugh, holidays. There goes having the house to myself.
>>27389179
Alright lads. Shorts arrived in the post so I won't die in this heat.
>>27390270
Fuckin ell lad, you don't have to be seen with them do you.
>>27390301
Heat? Wtf you live lad, there's literally no need for shorts apart from about 3 days a year
>>27390292
>parents and brother going away for a few days
>whole house to myself
gonna rewatch k-on in it's entirety at least once, possibly twice if i'm desperate for more after i finish it
>>27390321
Very sunny today in the golden county of Hertfordshire.
>>27390311
fuck no. my mum has to go to his wedding next month though kek. fucking degenerate behaviour. I could never be with a girl that has a child
>>27390394
It's not bad if the kids brought up well and they aren't chavs. I personally wouldn't want a gf with a kid who was a different race though
>>27390334
Mate it's still not shorts weather
Absolute madman
>>27390502
Maybe a lad just wants to show off his sexy legs.
At work til 8 tonight lads
>>27390583
It's true I have been working on the legs and me glutes.
>>27390502
mate, it's shorts weather, i just went to the shop to buy butter, and it melted in my bag on the walk back
I should really go clean out my car. It's been 6 months since i last hoovered it
>>27390745
Its 12 degrees mate.
>>27390766
fucking scorcher
>>27390745
Did this walk take you many days?
Junlad is being a pervert again.
what's the most common feel in /britfeel/?
>tfw no gf?
>tfw no job?
>tfw not handsome?
>tfw unskilled?
>>27390847
i'd say it's
>tfw no gf
>>27390847
>tfw no gf
Commento originale
>>27390847
It fluctuates between
>tfw no gf
>tfw no bf
but really its
>tfw ur a secret normie
>>27390863
>>27390880
if the biggest problem in your life is >wwaahh why can't i get a gf ;_; you're a normie twat
>>>/int/brit
>long weekend no work
>getting a big bag of cocaine at 7
>snorting coke and watching apocolypse now in my bedroom
Bliss
Any bots in Liverpool want some free cocaine or ecstasy?
>>27390905
I wasn't complaining about my lack of girlfriend. I was just answering a question.
>>27390928
Nothing in the drug game is free
I'm so tired of always having fucking dead ends with girls lads
>sign up for psyc study because grill doing it is qt
>talk a lot in the study and surprisingly have things in common
>friends who told you about her says she mentioned you and said you're really nice
>get her number and she says she's up for hanging out
>tfw you flake on her because stressing about work and she wasn't sure if she was working or not
>talk with her about meeting up another time in person a few days later and she says "yeah that sounds good anon! text me about it I'll see if I'm free!"
>tfw you text her about it and she ignores it
>friend suggests waiting for a week since everyone was stressed about dissertation work that's now done
>wait a week
>message her on fb
>tfw she reads it and ignores it
>tfw this is another dead end yet again as always
this is all that ever happens with anyone I like and every time anything has ever gone well with a girl it's when I give up and settle for someone I know is into me a little rather than be with someone I actually like and I am so so fucking tired of it
>>27390940
I have drugs and no one to take them with
any /osrs/ here? my acc got stolen so im rebuilding currently flipping on a lvl 3
>>27390905
I probably could get another gf easily
I just don't have one, last one really fucked with my head
If you scream normie at everyone you might as well just say you're underage and have nothing valuable to contribute
>>27390928
Drugs are the most normalfag thing you can do.
>>27390950
Fuck off normie scum just get out
>>27390960
Just spend like 3 or 4 hours doing Knights Sword and then smelting steel at blast furnace
Bam, millionaire.
>>27390966
I take drugs so I can not kill myself, zoloft didn't work and neither did prozac
>>27390910
Mate sniffing coke on your own all night is just about as depressing as it gets
Genuinely feeling sorry for you
I really wanna go to Japan but have no one to go with :( Going by myself would cost twice as much and be a bit lonely
Any cute boys wanna go?
GOOD FRIDAY:
Opening hours of most stores, so that you guys don't forget it's a bank holiday and leave your bog-roll buying to the last minute.
Asda: 2200 (Asda Walmart will be 24h)
Tesco: 0000 (Some Express stores: 2200)
Sainsbury's: 2000 (Sainsbury's local: 1800)
Morrisons: 2100 (Some larger stores: 2200)
Waitrose: 2000
Post Office: No collections or deliveries.
>>27390960
What the fuck is osr?
>>27390975
thats my plan once i get a cashstack of 1-2m from flipping so i dont need to worry about money until cb 40-50
>>27390953
Don't touch pills, just crystals
Sorry mate, get some heroin and I'll be up for it though
>>27390985
It makes the bad thoughts go away
>Did poorly on A levels
>Now sat at home doing core 4 integration for fun
Whats the point in this life
>>27390995
oldschool runescape famalam
>>27390990
Fucking bank holidays bollocks, when I went to Korea all the corner shops were open 24/7. It was great being able to pop down the road at 2 in the morning for a couple tins.
Germany was the worst though, all the shops apart from restaurants closed at 6, fucking nightmare.
>>27391020
Nice one g
>>27391008
I've been there mate trust me, downers work better
For me anyway
>>27391024
Bank holidays are great if you work and do drugs and need Monday off famalam
Just got myself a proper rare /pol/ lads
>>27391016
>tfw retaking A levels
>tfw I'm fine with everything but integrals
>>27391040
Shops should stay open 24/7, don't care about other places.
>>27391035
I don't know anyone who sells downers, I've had a couple different benzos in the past and loved them but I can't get them
>tfw cluttered taskbar
send help, I can't deal with this
>>27391055
Its reverse derivatives
Maybe you should read your textbook
>>27391016
>got an E in GCSE maths
>when I was 22, decided to learn some maths
>1 month later, did GCSE higher papers
>Got like 85%+ even when using super strict marking
>tfw
>>27391059
Good point, I agree f a m
>>27391070
Learn how to use the darknet then
Or you can get a prescription for some overpriced codeine on the internet easily and there are some RC benzos that are fairly decent and easy to obtain
>>27391096
I've got shit loads of codeine I just think it's meh, my mother's a nurse and regularly brings home 30 mg dihyrdacodeine
What rc benzos f a m? hook a bot up
>>27391111
Jesus you're a stupid shit, aren't you?
>>27391120
Not what are research chemicals, I mean suggestions for a good benzo based one cunt
>>27391111
Etizolam for just anxiety/though suppression
Flubromazolam for knock out (shits like rohypnol)
And flubromazepam for a combination of the both
Nigga I wish I had access to free codeine/dhc
Send me some?
>>27391059
They'd have to find staff willing. Not a problem, as most places pay better money for bank holidays. They'd have to convince the CEO that the convenience of the people was more important than the potential losses of being open through the night on a bank holiday (minimum staff to run the store would cost more than the income from the few customers that might visit.)
Thats why not every single store is 24h. You'll get large ones, spread well apart, that are 24h, so that everyone who wants to shop those hours goes to the same place. Then they only have to pay one store's staff and will still make a profit because it's enough customers.
>>27391126
If you're too stupid to figure that out on your own, I don't feel like being generous. I basically came into this thread just to call you a dumbass.
Home from uni for Easter, my mum has taken annual leave to spend time with me.
I'm suffocating.
>>27391130
Thanks anon, I'd send you some but I don't want to get mummy in trouble, if you buy otc painkillers with just codeine and paracetamol you can extract the codeine very easily
Google cold water extraction for codeine
I wanna buy some shit lads, what should I buy?
>>27391136
I don't want to waste money buying a shit one. All I was asking for was a recommendation. Fuck off fag
>>27391145
CWE's are shit
Thanks anyway though
>>27391175
True but it's quick, easy and cheap
You can do it better with high quality filters and a good grinder to crush the pills before you do it
I have 2 essays for Tuesday, but I have been procrastinating playing starcraft and beating off.
>>27391220
>playing starcraft
lmao people still play that game
league/race?
>missed the call from interviewer
>he immediately gave the job to someone else
what the fuck
>>27391144
>tfw looking at getting third party accomodation for uni next year that ill cover hopefully with part-time work/loans so i never have to come home
>miss chance to get job
>job gets given to someone else
WOW HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED, WTF?
>>27391270
You know it's not normal to offer jobs on the same day, right?
>>27391253
passive-aggressive sadism
>tfw I can only wank a certain number of times a day before it hurts and I run out of energy/cum
How do you deal with this? It is my only pleasure in life
>>27391291
Once a day for me. Any more and it just won't work.
Some of us just don't have a high libido
Poleaboo is playing Hearthstone, he already hit rank 5 for the season so now all he's doing now is grind wins for golden portraits
>>27391291
stop beating off
>>27391080
Congratulations, you passed an exam for 16-year-olds at age 22.
>>27391314
that anime girl looks comfy
that anime girl is mine now friend
>>27391314
What kind of terrible logic is that?
>>27391291
>wanked off way too much recently
>foreskin got all dry and the skin cracked
>Hurts to wank
>wank through the pain anyway
ever seen someone who sort of looks like you but is a chad and only reminds you of what you could have been
>>27391080
>getting an E in gcse maths
must be a btec faggot
might go on a ten mile walk today since the weather's so nice
>>27389179
almost 3 hours to do the first few quests in Hellfire peninsula, this active PvP really just means lots of level 100s one hitting me and waiting for me to res.
>>27390790
always lad.
>>27390847
>tfw no motivation.
Been for a jog lads doing that couch to five km. feels good. Determined to shed my 14st13lbs
>>27390950
>sign up for psyc study because grill doing it is qt
LOL
Your tax payer money at work, lads.
You don't get girls because you're a fucking mug that would change his course based on what vagina makes his dick itch.
source: a guy who actually gets to fuck
>>27391435
doesn't sound like the cunt changed his course dummy
>>27391447
>signing up for anything with the only stated reason being that a girl was qt
jog on lad
lovely day today
might try and get rid of ghostskin so people don't automatically recognize me as an autist
>>27391429
Good for you mate, I'm pissed off because my routine has been disrupted by family members
>can't play garage/dnb full blast whilst lifting weights
Might just fuck my shit up completely and go out for a few beers tonight
>>27391498
Do it anyway and invite them to loft with you
Leave humanity behind anon
>>27391492
It's shit here. Cold and windy
Snapped this cunt (pic related) the other day lads; anyone identify the twat? I'm sure the mans family/friends/neighbors would like to know that he earns a living operating a speed camera van.
Feel free to distribute on facebook / twitter.
>>27391498
>Might just fuck my shit up completely and go out for a few beers tonight
Can I join?
>>27391356
It's completely correct logic, GCSEs are for when you are 16 and the anon who posted about it was 22 when he did it. What's illogical about that?
>>27391492
me too, heading out to the garden after some lunch
>>27391526
Wow, you must be genuinely autistic
>>27391537
GCSEs are also for when you go to school full time. Silly logic for a silly boy!
>>27391526
Solution: Don't be a speeding cunt.
>>27391526
Don't speed.. idiot.
Should I become a trap? A lot of people tell me that I look like a girl but I'm not sure if they're just saying that to make me upset.
>>27391582
Why's that lad?
>>27391615
>>27391622
I'll drive how fast I like.
>>27391628
99.999999% of "traps" don't pass
I don't think you're part of the minority
>>27391628
that would probably be a lot of effort, could you really put that much effort in? if not, no.
>>27391680
true
It's kind of pathetic
>>27391683
>>27391680
Yeah but I'll probably never look manly so what's the point?
>>27391725
You could go for qt boy mode, not full failed women
I'm feeling autistic lads, what games can I get for my phone that lets me scan barcodesthat aren't barcode kanojo
Apparently the yanks are co-producing a new season of FLCL. How are they gonna ruin this one?
>>27391738
But I'm already as far as I can go on the qt boy modee and I'm still a virigin
I don't know if it's because of my looks or autismss
>>27391779
What have you done to try and not be a virgin?
>>27391743
I use MyFitnessPal, and that allows you to scan in what you've eaten?
If you're keen on your health, that might do. Certainly triggers my autism.
>>27391805
I might get one of those, I've been intending to stop being a fat fuck for quite a while now.
>>27391799
Posting on /soc/
I added some of them but I always end up sperging out and deleting them.
>>27391826
how fat are ya lad?
>>27391779
are you actually into it, or do you just want to lose your virginity by any means?
>>27391435
I got 60 quid for doing it either way mate so it's not all bad
>>27391526
Thats Bob the Speed Guy. He lives. In the back of that Van because every house he ever lived in got vandalised by people who think it's OK to speed because fatalities and a thing that happens to "other people".
>>27391847
Not really fat, I just have a big fat fucking pot belly and tits from drinking too much booze and no exercise.
The rest of my body is pretty spindly.
>>27391837
How would that have gone differently even if you were a trap?
If people on soc wanted to talk to you, you are obviously pretty good looking.
>>27391866
ARE A thing*
Also accidentally a full stop in there. Fuck my phone.
>>27391856
original comment
Both
>>27391492
Kek I thought I was the only one who looks like an autistic vampire in sunlight.
>>27391492
Also off out to town for a walk about.
Someone finally spotted Poleaboos cuts
>Sitting in the living room with mum and sister
>Sister asks "what happened to your arm"
>Poleaboo looks at both of his arms as if he doesn't know what she is talking about
>"must have scratched it against something"
>Sister doesn't buy it, points out there are like 5 scratches there that she can see
>Asks him to lift his sleeve
>Poleaboo refuses, says he must have cut it against a nail and tried to wriggle himself free
>claims he didn't even realise he was cut
>Poleaboo doubts they bought it but I also doubt they could imagine he is cutting himself
>>27390759
fuck I'm going on 2 years
Who /cold/ here?
I swear colds get about 100x worse as you get older. When I was a kid they were literally nothing. Now they're annoying and uncomfortable as fuck.
>>27391908
im always willing to help a guy out.
watching the film 'man on fire' any good lads?
>>27391868
I'm the op of the mfp idea, it really does work if you stick to it. Also helps doing exercise, but if you're not looking for a quick-fix the app's diet program will help you lose weight anyway.
I used to be ~76kg, and this morning's weigh-in was 61.5kg. Pretty happy with myself, desu.
>>27391908
Well, sounds good then. Crossdress and see how it looks
>ask mum a question
>she responds to the question she thinks she heard which makes no sense
ffs, if you're not sure just ask
>>27392125
I'm a bit young and I don't want my parents to find out
>lazy bank holiday
Working all weekend senpai
Absolute piss take. Not even getting time and a half or anything.
>Move to northen England recently
>End up fighting an old man at an Asda, who eventually tells me "Go back to Poland"
I'm fucking Scottish
>>27391993
>I posted that two and a half hours ago
Still sat in my pjs
>lovely day
>nothing to do and no friends
:/
>>27392086
Well where are you from? :^)
original comment
>>27392192
I'm Scottish and get mistaken for Irish
>>27392192
>go to the US
>woman gets annoyed at me and accuses me of lying when i tell her i'm not irish
>>27392192
I got that shit too when i was in lancaster, some chav for no reason told me.to.fuck off back to poland after i asked him if he couls mive out the way as he was blocking the shop door.
Told him im scottish and he just said cunt and moved.
>live in carlisle now and never had an issue.
There's Scottish people on /britfeel/
>>27392264
Were youre neighbours mate. And were brits. Might not like the queen, but were the same in every other aspect culture.
Well except we dont have paki rape gangs and nigger yuff.
Also what is /brits/ feelings on the nu90s revival?
>tfw livwd through it once and like the nostalgia
>>27392249
americans are always right, even when theyre wrong.
>>27391866
quality post..lol
probably blox
>>27392249
Been twice now and they are stupid and ignorant. They think that yelling makes their point more valid.
On the plus side though, fucking American chicks is easy, they hear your accent and the panties drop.
Had some black guy hi five me and give me a free milkshake in McDonald's too just because I was British.
>>27392324
>Well except we dont have paki rape gangs and nigger yuff.
I'm half black.
Mums mad at me again.
She wanted me to walk to the care home with her but I said its embarrassing to still be seen out with your parents at 18.
She told me I needed to grow up but the real reason I wont go out in public with her is because of her husband.
The last time I went out with my family it was to McDonalds. There was a group of 4 kids from my high school at the table opposite us and he ate horribly. He spilt sauce everywhere and kept singing really loudly. I got the piss took out of me so bad from then on.
I'm really worried if I am seen out with her people from my college will realise shes my mum and then when they see her with her husband embarrassing himself they will think he is my dad.
>>27392407
Im half irish.
I dont know whats worse mate.
I have one solitary chest hair and its on my nipple. It's so tender i'm scared to pluck it out.
Advice?
>>27392476
>tfw hairy as fuck nips but no beard
>>27392476
If you half arse it it'll hurt more. Grab the little bastard and give it a proper yank.
>>27392415
You're a retard. The most embarassing thing is you thinking any of that. You're an embarassment. Delete your post.
>>27392415
Mate, man up.
I work, im 27 and i still go to the shops with my parents now and then despite having my own house and life.
My dad dresses like hes in sons of anarchy (hes been a biker for almost 40 years) while me and my mum dress more designer brands. I dont care what people think, my parents are lovely and if people mock me (they wont, were fucking adults noe mate, its not hogh school) i dont give a fuck.
>>27392486
>no facial hair
>no body hair
>literally vagina shaped pubes
>wide hips
>fat ass
Am I a woman?
>>27392520
>>27392528
Yeah but my step dad pretty much bullies me.
I hate him and he hates me. Maybe when i am 27 we will get along but not rn.
>>27392528
thing is mate let's be honest there's a cycle of how cool it is to hang out with your parents
you're more adult so no one gives a shit if you're out with your parents, but it is a bit embarrassing to be dragged around by mumsie when you're about 15-18
>>27392415
idk if you can do the same, but I always got out of those situations by lying about seeing friends or something
>>27392569
>he bullies me
Then bulky back.
Dont let him walk over you mate.
Remember hes fucking your mum, dont let him away woth that shit matw.
RUNNING OUT OF TOMATO SAUCE!!
REPEAT
RUNNING OUT OF TOMATO SAUCE!!
>>27392633
Exactly so my point is why would I want to have arguments with him in pubs full of girls from my college.
I dont get why my mum cant realise that.
>>27392585
You're right desu senpai. It's probably fine for people whobare popular and confident too, but being seen with your parents as an awkward virginous 18 year old is just sad.
>>27392569
I don't talk to my stepdad much, I've made it clear I think he's a cunt
>>27392569
Dude you are spoken like some middle class pussy with a soft face and a bowl cut.
Stop giving a shit.
>>27392687
My parents still took me to doctors appointments when I was 21
>>27392646
>Fucking white people man
Pour water in the tomato sauce bottle then
>>27392898
>Pour water in the tomato sauce bottle then
Only a paki would think that is acceptable
Fuck lads, what do?
>>27393040
might need a bit more detail there lad
There is something really erotic about rubbing one out on a train full of people and none of them know it.
>>27393040
What should I do?
I want to be social somewhere (online is ok too) but I don't really want to go to the pub or consume alcohol
What's up lads?
Back at work for my weekend 15 hour shifts.
Going to talk to the boss man today and see if i can drop them to 12 hours from next week since I spend my only day off (sunday) catching up on sleep.
Looks like it'll be quiet tonight so i might be able to get in on the film night too
>>27393074
>Film night
I wish I could join...=(
Feels bad man.
>>27391959
Surprised you didn't jump at the chance to show them, with the pictures you've posted they only look like attempts for attention
>>27393106
I know the feel mane, never get to since i am always at work
Why can't you join in pal?
>normie season is upon us
already can't wait for autumn and winter
>>27392563Do it.blox
>>27393138
Go to bed, Dimitri.
eating strawberry cheesecake
>>27393211
can l have some?
>>27393074
>>27393106
that reminds me...
FRIDAY NIGHT IS FILM NIGHT
Showing this week is Four Lions, a black comedy that follows the bumblings of four incompetent jihadis. The film will start at 10pm, with some music beforehand and comedy after, as always. You know where to find us!
>tfw "post waifus" generates the most follow-on discussion out of all posts ITT
sasuga /britfeel/
>>27393299
>You know where to find us!
where?
>>27392200
are you me? i think you are
Just did my first day of work.
I got fed up after 4 hours. How do people do this all the fucking time?
>>27393324
can you set it up to colour trips and personalities?
>>27393344
I think like with anything horrible, you learn to live with it.
>>27393353
>trips
Yes, but that would be giving attention to the tripfags
>personalities
Now that would be quite something.
>>27393344
It will gradually grind you down until you have no sense of self left, don't worry.
>>27393344
>>27393363
>>27393636
What the fuck happened?
In ancient Rome they loved their jobs and were really proud of them. Even their tombstones had their jobs on, it was how they identified themselves.
Imagine a tombstone now that said
>Here lies John, the Baker
Now I hate my job so much that my default "before sleep imagination time" is me somehow coming into enough money to just leave and spend my days doing nothing but playing vidya, smoking weed and slaying gold digger pussy only to throw them aside when a new hottie comes looking for money.
>>27393690
>doing nothing but playing vidya, smoking weed and slaying gold digger pussy only to throw them aside when a new hottie comes looking for money
pretty much the perfect life that
Anyone want to come on holiday with me?
I had planned to go with two mates to Bulgaria this September (still pretty warm in September, like 20-25 degrees)
It's pretty cheap, 650 for a week all inclusive in a 5* hotel, as much food and beer as you can take, plus it's stupidly cheap to go out and eat and drink there too.
I also heard that the prostitutes are amazingly hot, though I am not sure if i want to go down that route yet.
Pretty sure my friends are dropping out since they are already flaking on me, pretty sure they just don't want to go with me. I will go on my own, but don't really want to be a loner like that, in a strange country not knowing anyone.
>>27393852
You really want to spend a week in a random country with some weirdo of r9k?
>>27393922
Good point...
Just really don't to go on my own desu
Maybe I should, it might be good for me to force myself to go out and talk to people. Since I don't know any of them and will never see them again I can just drink too much and fuck some hot Bulgarian escorts.
Gotta go to a sodding mates wedding on Easter Sunday. And tomorrow my relatives are staying the night with 2 little bastard kids running around the place
I just wanted to sit in front of 4chan and eat creme eggs all weekend
Cunts
>>27394007
How old are you m8? I'd tell them all to piss off.
>>27394039
62 desue
>>27394057
wtf
has to be bait
>>27392324
you post about this every day
>>27393852
I'll come. On one condition.
>mate wants to go to the pub
>already know he's skint
>gonna be blagging pints off me all night
Think I'm just gonna turn my phone off desu
>>27394057
tell them to piss off then lol
>>27394299
Whats that?
inb4 something to do with your cock and/or anus
>>27394349
I want us to wear matching t-shirts reading "britfeel lads on tour" and we just go around calling ourselves lads, whilst drinking. a lot.
>>27394368
Done
my mates brother in law owns a printing shop. I'll get them done up right nice
>>27393852
i could do with a holiday
how long for mate and how old are you?
>>27394404
Can we have a few pepes on the shirt?
>>27394448
I'm 28, planing on going for a week. End of September the price drops dramatically. Since all the little shits are back in school.
>>27394461
Do you want PAKIS OUT on the back?
Alright lads. Got bailed on by 2 mates for an evening in the pub, then texted my other mate but he's on a date (normie cunt).
Therefore bored as fuck, at home, contemplating turning 30 next month and being a perma-alone faggot.
Wat do?
>inb4 kill yourself
>inb4 fap - done it 5x already today.
>>27394544
Netflix and beer
>>27394515
Yeah, along with a photo of poleaboo behind bars
>>27394565
good shout mate. Might watch Force Awakens in a bit since I got a blu ray torrent yesterday.
Just generally fucked off and annoyed since I was meant to be going out tonight and every cunt has sacked me off.
>>27394544
>(normie cunt).
But that's you
>>27394544
pop to the offie and grab yourself some delcious desperado bottles
Make a reddit account and pretend to be a girl
>I'm just looking for really cool people to Skype with! I'm such a nerd and have social anxiety! Radum lolz
Make a Skype with a hot(ish) chick picture, don't make them suspicious
Every time one calls you, record the reaction when it's just your cock and balls (erect or not, dealers choice) with a face drawn on it.
Make a compilation of all the reactions
>>27394610
How so?
apparentlynotoriginaldesu
>>27394624
You have mates who you go to the pub with on a Friday night
That's pretty normie m8
>>27394652
I'll give you that. In my defence, in 2 weeks I will be a 30 y/o KHV, with a social circle that consists of 4 people that I've known for nearly 20 years, who I am starting to suspect ask me to go for drinks more out of courtesy than any desire to actually see me.
>mfw Ricky gervais baiting christians on twitter
>>27394706
I'm a recently turned 30 y/o KHV with zero friends and 12 years of NEET.
Amateur!
>>27394794
Touche sir.
I'm not NEET, I wagecuck in a job that I fucking hate.
I guess you win at /r9k/ bingo.
Godspeed anon.
>>27394794
>KHV
Knight of the Holy Victoria?
>>27394823
There's 1 other person who has me beat at r9k bingo, by a couple of years.
What do you do?
>>27394863
Tech support for a shitty software company.
Apart from that, I drink and vidya.
Who want's to suck my dick?
>use the bog for shit or something
>put cummy tissue from earlier in too
>flush
>everything except the fap rag goes down
>cum colony continues to float in the water
>can't flush, have to wait till the toilet fills up again
>someone else needs to use the loo
>panic
>run out hoping they don't notice my spunk serviette
The struggle is real
>>27395015
Stay in there and pretend you did a double-flusher.
>>27395006
Looks unwashed, also I don't burn the coal
nope.jpg
>>27388999
Noice police trips
>>27395041
But they'll think I'm having a wank
...sometimes I am but that's beside the point
just helped parents get a king size mattress up 3 flights of narrow stairs.
sat in my boxers sweating, fuck doing things.
