/britfeel/
don't know what fucking edition edition
>Delivery driver arrived at 8 am
fucksake how do you expect people to be awake then?
no presents this year I guess
>be dead sick
>mom is too lazy to drive 5 minutes to the nearby pharmacy and buy me something
alright mom, when you're sick with fever and shit i will also be too lazy to buy you something.
>>25214168
Forgot to add that my mom is a NEET (aka full time mom/cares for the house) and has been one since over a decade.
>been with gf for 8 months now
>living together for a month
>still doesn't feel like I have a gf
>as soon as she leaves for work I just assume I'm alone again and go back into robot mode
>literally close my eyes at home and I imagine I'm alone again
>still can't convince my brain somebody actually loves me, still believe it's all an elaborate hoax I'm going along with so I don't look silly at the big reveal
Anybody else know this feel?
Considering treating myself today lads and seeing a hooker.
>>25214147
>>Delivery driver arrived at 8 am
haha what the fuck? Did it say 'between 8-6pm'?
>>25214273
Yeah probably, but I was still in bed, I didn't expect it to be so early.
Now its going to arrive after christmas and I'll be stuck with a present. fucking hell this is what happens when you try and do a nice thing and it all just goes to shit.
>>25214306
Call the post office and see if the guy will come back around or if you can just go to there and pick it up. I got them to do it before, had to go to their depot though when some cock sucker 'attempted delivery' of my computer parts without actually coming to the door.
>christmas time
>obnoxious, chain-smoking uncle stays for three days
>why.jpg
>working Christmas eve and 29th + 30th
fuck you you fucking Jewish company
>>25214341
It was ups. I think I'm too anxious to call them up and it doesn't look like you can
>>25214418
top cuck. my bennies aren't gonna pay themselves m9.
>>25214419
https://www.ups.com/content/gb/en/contact/index.html
>Customer Service: Tel: 03457 877 877
>I think I'm too anxious to call them up
It's gotta be done, m8. You want to look like a fucking wanker with no gift? Rip them a new arsehole.
>>25214490
Just did, they said they can't do it the same day twice
>>25214418
>tfw you get 3 weeks paid holiday at Christmas
real nigga hours, usa, wuz here
>>25214418
Same here m8, and I'm on call as well. Last year I had 15 callouts from 24th to 31st, with 3 of them on christmas day. I get paid 80 quid per removal and 30 quid a day standby money for having the phones though. I don't really get excited over Christmas tbqh, so I don't mind too much.
>>25214503
So I guess I might have to brave a trip into town on christmas fucking eve. I was going to have a comfy day but now I can't
>>25214418
ayy lmao me 2 m80 gonna be working a double shift on christmas eve and christmas day
>>25214556
Hope you don't live anywhere busy lad, the crowds are horrible today.
>>25214260
good on you mate, ask her to sing you a christmas carol while you're at it
>>25214603
I know I know, its going to b crazy and mad, I should go before lunch but I just wanted to be all cozy
>gf leaves her Facebook logged in on my desktop
>expect to see juicy messages or hidden shit
>find out she's even more boring than I am
>normies in the pubs today
fuckoff I want to drink alone
>>25214633
>conducting your secret life over facebook
Don't insult her intelligence senpai, she'd be a moron to do that.
>>25214649
>not drinking at home so you can literally pass out where you're standing
come on m8, you're better than that
>>25214344
>chainsmoking
and this bothers you why?
>>25214675
True, I do my secret talking to other girls on kik with a password lock. But she is pretty dim, wouldn't surprise me if I found secrit shit on it
>>25214680
Yeah, except that my normie sister and her normie fiance are here for christmas and would frown upon me getting boozed alone in my room.
Whereas when I go to the pub I'm 'catching up with one of my friends from school'
>>25214649
Its been busy all december I used to enjoy a quite pint or two after work but it was fucking shit and I had to sneak booze in at home
>>25214168
>>25214187
>he said mom
>>25214260
imagine how depressing that is for the hooker, spending your christmas eve shagging johns
>>25214793
Not if you take her to dinner first. Do something nice for someone, it' christmas after all. In the end they want to be loved just like us.
Hi guys. Bit warm for December isn't it?
>>25214773
>being this new that you think /britfeel/ is just brits
it's just a meme lad, everyone posts here no matter what country.
>>25214793
>earning more money than most people do in a month for a couple of hours of work.
>getting free stuff from lonely people
>vetting your clients so you don't even have to fuck uggos
>>25214834
They want to be loved by a high status male, not someone who gets a hooker on Christmas Eve to battle the loneliness.
>>25214850
get the fuck out non-brits, only retards that aren't brit would post here. They can't relate at all so they just post meme shit and ruin dank threads
>>25214116
dutchfeg here with a special message:
britboings fags i fuck britboing chicks daily
>>25214941
Kek my girlfriend is Dutch, so I guess I'm returning the favour lad.
Gotta love tall girls, aw yis
>>2521494116
Away
>>25214935
wew
I'm belgian and a regular here, I like to think I actually contribute to the dankness of these threads
>tfw you won't even let me feel here anymore
>tfw was going to pick up discount half ozs from muzzy d's for 90bong but can't be bothered to get the train an hour walk, an hour there, an hour back, and a 30min bus to my dads
How do I get hands on weed locally? Everyone at work at the factory was so anti-weed even though they're all lower working class scum
>>25215007
>tfw no tall, blonde, dutch lady to tickle your pickle
Why even try to survive the winter...
>>25214850
wrong, britfeel is great because we all relate on stuff like leibniz biscuits, cheeky chips, supermarket runs and chavs. sorry mate but it can't be diluted like that
>>25215043
She's 6ft (I'm 6'6 so it's not as weird as it sounds) and her long blonde hair dangles to her arse, she's like half leg. God fucking damn I love tall chicks
>>25215042
dont mind you not being brit so long as you play along with the britness and don't say 'mom' and start talking about non-brit stuff
>>25215043
Use the darknet you mong, the postman will bring the weed to your door so you don't even have to leave the house.
>>25214168
>mom
fuck off Yank
>>25214147
Who sleeps in on a Thursday?
>>25215102
>MI5 seconds this. Please ensure the seller packs the contents loosely.
>>25214850
britfeel is british feels, clues in the title JF
how is some french fuck going to understand chicken tikka pizzas, tesco deals, bennies, best biscuits for tea etc
>>25214941
>tfw took a dutch girls virginity on holiday
no better feeling lads
>4 month old weed
>can't smoke it in this shared house
>the other 2 normies are out for christmas, but using the microwave will still stink up the place
I have a rice cooker that can also bake cakes and I can put it in my room since I own it.
Can you still get high off of weed cakes baked in a pressure cooker/rice cooker?
Does this thing even have any potency after 4 months?
>>25215089
Don't worry m8, I haven't been called out for not being British yet so I feel I do an OK job at playing along
>>25214941
>I fuck britboing chicks daily
rather you than me fella
>>25215163
Why don't you just go for a walk and smoke. That's what I did.
>>25215182
>rain
>0c outside
>gona stink myself up
no thanks man.
>>25215163
It lasts if you store it properly.
If you've got a Microwave, make Firecrackers.
>>25215163
Can you make thc-butter in a ricecooker? I don't own one. If yes do so and spread it on toast, make tea,...
>>25215042
>implying wew and dankness is quality, contributory posting
Kill yourself, Seige of Namur best day of my life.
>>25214941
The reason the British navy was so big was so we could sail away from our women and find fitter ones m8
>>25215168
that's fair does mate, good luck with all the muslims and that
>>25215193
Enjoy not getting baked then bro
Seriously, you only need to take a quick walk. Otherwise just go out into your back garden or something.
>>25215171
only the hot ones tho,
Like my mum once told me how the grass is different on the other side.
makes sense because where i live everyone looks like pic related/
>>25215193
Why the fuck is it raining on my Christmas Eve?
>>25215102
I always chicken out when buying the BTC, always get worried that it's just going to disappear.
If there was an easier way to buy it without having to take picture of my passport and stuff and have a reliable market to use I'd be less worried, I've also never used encrypted messages before. Plus paranoid of weed laced with lead or popo knocking on my door asking questions about my package full of happy plant
>>25215163
Just use the back garden senpai, pretty sure weed will be fine as it's dried and cured like beef jerky.
>tfw tried going for a walk and ended up walking past mother and child and they comment on the smell
>>25215114
The guy who has a job and only get a few days of for christmas. I wasn't exactly sleeping in, 8 is early as shit
>>25215207
I will, but because I choose to
>namur
you can have it
>>25215277
If you knew you needed to grt this stuff today and knew he might be there early, you should have been up anf then gone back to bed after a celebratory wank.
>>25214935
Can commonwealth post?
>>25215294
Yeah well fuck you too. Now I have to get dressed and go in town or be a shit.
>>25215338
The only person to blame for this is yourself.
Now its far too rainy to go out
>>25215439
If you were neet you would have gotten your presents on time.
Christmas Eve and you know what that means: Chinese for dinner!
I will permit you to live vicariously through me, so feel free to suggest any dishes you want to try.
>>25215531
spicy ribs and/or lemon chicken lad, and egg fried rice
Got paid lads, debating if I should go to town right now and buy Rainbow Six Siege
>>25215531
Sweet and sour chicken balls desu
Post a pick of your hand and others guess your personality
Let's see those greasy sausage fingers and grimy fingernails
>>25215590
>Can see the thread in the background were you stole this idea from
>>25215523
Probably, having a job is the worst
>mac
>reddit icon
FAGGOT
>>25215590
How about you fuck off?
>>25215606
so?
You have been muted for 1 minute 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25215258
Try bittylicious for buying the btc, you can't buy loads without verifying but you can get enough for weed. Just make sure your bank will allow the transaction.
I wouldn't worry about the popo tbqh, if you're only buying small amounts then they've got better things to do. I've ordered all sorts of shit off the markets and never had any trouble.
Just search for some tutorials for encryption, its surprisingly simple.
>>25215648
>1 minute 4 seconds
Damn son, are you drunk?
>>25215643
epin
You have been muted for 2 minutes 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25215696
no
You have been muted for 2 minutes 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25215762
>>25215713
stop shitting up the thread, go away
Help me quit anime lads. I was able to stop for a while but relapsed into some shitey romance comedy. Never even liked that kind of anime, I prefered action and violence but now seeing 2d girls happy fills me with joy. Now my heart hurts because anime isn't real
The delivery driver came back!
If it wasn't raining I would have gone out and missed it again
>Work at 1
>In the cafe
>cleaning tables instead of doing drinks
Fuck
>>25215951
Any problem caused by laziness can be solved by laziness.
trying to watch university challenge on iplayer and every 5 fucking seconds it stops to buffer for 10. fucking parents countryside internet reee i'm going home right after crimbo
>>25215951
hope you gave him a big thank you lad
>>25215989
same problem here man, except im not even in the fucking countryside, takes 10 seconds to load a gif that isn't even 1MB
postman came fro the last time, didn't bring me anything... fucking cunts.
>>25214941
>i fuck britboing chicks daily
condolences
>>25216026
If youre that cunt lying about your London internet
>>25215817
ok
You have been muted for 2 minutes 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25216060
nah north west england senpai
>>25214244
escape from 4chin and your all good.
Anyone think England is really boring compared to other countries. We don't have any spectacular natural attractions and even London, the biggest city is tiny in comparison to most first world capitals.
>>25216107
Me too, get better Internet.
>>25216115
London isn't that small, aren't Paris, Madrid, Lisbon etc smaller?
London is a shithole though
>>25216128
>tfw talk talk
>>25216136
I was thinking in scale of tall buildings and shit like that. Maybe it's just from what I've seen from movies
>>25215695
Do I need to use a VPN or bit wallet?
>>25216144
tragic, used to have talk talk but moved to BT, much better and turned out cheaper
>>25216115
Why do you think we made The Empire m8
Leave rainy old Cornwall, take a ship with the East India Company, get a tan in Dehli, bang some paki girl make dosh then come home.
>>25216155
I guess compared to New York, but the thing is that NY doesn't have the old architecture so it's a trade off really.
I think LA is a city that only has a few tall buildings in the centre and mostly just sprawl around it
>>25215135
>MI6 also needs overseas packages and address.
>>25216136
>>25216155
London is the biggest in europe and a sprawling dystopian mess.
Sup lads. Just come back from a trip and already lost the will to live after 1 day. I was on the train back and could physically feel my soul dying.
It was like "oh right, that's what happiness felt like" and now it's just been replaced by that empty void of bitterness.
Thought it would have lasted longer but the north is just a fucking waking nightmare of despair where there's nothing to live for..
>>25216155
I went to Tokyo after being in London for a week.
The size of the buildings there made me go dizzy in comparison.
It was like living in Blade Runner.
>tfw sitting in the window frame in my hotel room on the 32nd floor
>>25216263
Did you fug any cute japanese girls
>at work
>have to work till 9pm
>boss just walks in with a box filled with ice cold beers, spirits and mixers
>tells us he's ordered pizza and we can drink as much as we want
Pretty chill lads, was pretty mad this morning but now I'm sozzled
>drank 6 cans of Stella and haven't bottled someone yet
Must be a record
>>25216319Yes.
Thanks, /trv/
Stratford upon Avon is one of the comfiest towns in England
Fuck me lads, this is depressing.
Came back from uni hyped for the comfylife but now I'm one 'MERRY CHRISTMAS ANON' away from burning down my house with my family inside.
>>25216342
Beautiful place. Do you live there or are you just visiting, lad?
>>25216340
Noice, if i didn't have a gf I'd like to go to Japan and fuck an escort dressed as a school girl tbqh
All Christmas shopping done lads, gonna grab a coffee, get a taxi home and then have a nice wank I think
>>25216349
have you tried not being so salty?
Do any of you lads live in Yeovil?
I was driving through it today. It strikes me as a shithole but there's something I like about it.
>>25216369
you don't know me lad, try having everyone around you expecting you to be happy and energetic when you have depression. It's like being asked to go salsa dancing with rickets. People off themselves at this time more than others for a reason
>>25216358
Just work here, nice town to work in
>me, my gf, my male friend, my female friend who was my fwb in the past, and another 2 guys where going to go to Japan in January
>all but me and fwb have bailed
>both of us still fully intent on going
This is going to end badly isn't it
>>25216392
Are you pharmacy van man or are there MORE of us
>>25216388
>People off themselves at this time more than others for a reason
Meme statistic proven to be untrue.
>>25214834
paying extra for a hooker? whiteknighting this hard? good lord man, have some self esteem. What do you think this is, pretty woman?
>>25216362
Shit was pretty cash m8
It was at one of those Jap sauna bath places they don't let people with tattoos come into. Thanks to some /trv/ advice I managed to get some "extra service"
Thanks to that, /trv/ is now the best board ever in my eyes.
>>25216335
>drinking stella
I bet you wear a vest as a shirt too don't you
Half day here, finishing in half an hour or so then we're closed 'til Tuesday
>>25216395
>fwb
REEEE, etc.
>>25216158
It's up to you if you want to use a VPN. I do, but not everyone does, just download a free one.
Yeah you'll need a wallet, I use electrum because its simple.
>>25216421
Pls can you shill for /trv/ sum moar?
>>25216388
>People off themselves at this time more than others for a reason
yes but unless you're homeless, an orphaned or a burn victim I doubt you fall into that demographic
>>25216392
lucky boy
>>25216482
I live in one of the wealthiest, beautiful pockets of the country, I attend a top 10 uni and have a family that loves me. Doesn't change the fact I want to penetrate my brain with a turkey baster.
>With the exception of BTTF2 all that's on telly is daytime tv that would normally be on any other time
Now I used to complain tv being crap due to age but holy shit Christmas telly has gone to the dogs. It's Christmas fucking eve, telly should be decent today.
>>25216513
You're arguing with a poverty stricken paranoid schizophrenic, mate. If I've not topped myself yet i'm sure you can hold out a while longer.
>>25216395
going somewhere, without your gf...
that's gonna end badly.
please take your normie shit somewhere else.
>>25216513
>I attend a top 10 uni
You're salty you didn't get into Oxbridge aren't you?
>>25216562
No, one of the few aspects of my life I'm happy with. I'm more salty about my current lack of meaningful relationships, pot, money or prospects
>>25216550
I'm in a void of debt and all the money I get is student finance or from family so I have zero sense of self worth. Also suffer from this although I'm sure you have it worse, wouldn't wish it on worst enemy
>>25216513
Oh hello there Elliot!
>>25216419
Lel calm down m8. I take hookers bowling and to footy games and that kind of thing all the time. What do you care what I do with my money? I'm not whiteknighting nor do I want anything to do with the whore after I shagged her, just before.
Could be some kind of weird fetish I have, I don't know.
>>25216629
It'll be r8, lad
>>25216662
>Could be some kind of weird fetish I have, I don't know.
It's called 'wanting a gf' mate.
>>25216677
Nah I had a gf for 4 years, it's been over for 6 months now and I don't want a new one anytime soon. Somehow I enjoy being in the company of hookers more than regular girls. Try asking a gf to fuck her in the arse while doing a few lines of charlie off her back in the bathroom of a bowling alley.
>>25216613
St Andrews or Durham?
>>25216738
nicolas cage get out REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25216738
Be honest mate this is just an elaborate fantasy isn't it?
>>25216384
taunton here, yeovil's gay
I don't want Christman and the New Year period to be over because then I have to deal with the future. Currently trying to wrangle an apprenticeship somewhere, thinking welding or IT.
>>25216243
lel, saw you make this post with the same phrases yesterday lad
>salvation army asking for 'just 19 pounds'
Lunatics.
>>25216761I don't even like bowling
>>25216403
Pharmacy man, though it seems like a town with almost no chads so a robot haven't really
>>25216774
It's a pretty heavy feel. Christmas can fucking do one this year.
>>25216751
sounsd more like an exeter lad to me, too much southern-ness in his whineposting. speaking as a southerner.
Be decent and don't kill yourselves today lads, you'll ruin people's christmas
>>25216813
Yeah possibly, though the number of whiney southerners at St Andrews is too gaddamn high
Shepton Mallet sucks
>>25216837
taunton lad here, are u just driving thru somerset?
>>25216857
I'm not the Yeovil guy
I just lived in Shepton and know it's ass
What do you want people to play at your funeral lads?
I'll start:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDB87o-njFQ
note that ridiculous amounts of good whisky will be served
>>25216912
This is pretty gay mate, you want peoples last thoughts of you to be that you're queer?
I idolize mgk
>>25216964
What's wrong with it? It won't change the way they remember me, a lighthearted alcoholic
also post yours
>>25214935
nope, no one ever complains about me not being brit because people don't even realize it in the first place.
i add people on steam, talk with them for weeks and then i tell them "lad I'm neither a brit nor do i live in the UK" and they don't even belive me.
>>25215089
that "mom" was just an accident
As part of my new years normie transformation, I need to become more sociable (in before ree etc) but I have no friends.
Has anyone used meetup.com?
>>25217037
Are you the Dane?
>>25216912
https://youtu.be/UmWSgonGC6g
This.
>>25216912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjW8wmF5VWc
tbqh
>>25216813
exeter is a shit uni though
>>25217084
Good choice senpai desu muted
I need to leave the house to buy christmas cards but I really don't fucking want to
>>25216912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVViQonHYHU
>>25217134
thanks fampai
I want the song to represent my life
shit & nothing but a meme
>>25217177
this. Tesco is a ten minute walk. I don't... I don't think I can do this
>>25214116
>woke up 5 times to be sick last night even though I barely drank anything
>woke up later in the morning and had a wet dream but because I was lying on my stomach somehow my willy was stabbed into the mattress like a flag pole
No where for the cum to go, think it went backwards, hurt a lot, still does.
>tfw give yourself a creampie for christmas eve
had a nightmare that i was stuck in tesco for 10 hours and i was sweating so much and couldn't pay for anything because for some reason my coins were like 1/10 the size of regular coins
>>25217207
You left it too late, senpai. Tesco is gonna be rammed.
Unfortunately, I need to buy some walls sausages
>>25216912
http://youtube.com/watch?v=btB2Vc15270
>>25217207
>being this slow and lacking this much energy
its Christmas!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSzNxlREjNI
>>25217285
who thought this was a good idea
can't believe it got into the charts
>>25217285
Why do retards do this to themselves?
>>25217319
>can't believe it got into the charts
did it?! blox no doubt
Mfw wagecucking in the rain on Christmas Eve
>>25215163
chuck it in a sock and attach the sock to a hairdryer. open ur window
Lads have I met the perfect girl
>>25217433
Ask the OP of your image mate
Who /christmasalone/ here?
weed guy here
>put 20 quid worth of weed in my protein powder brownie/cake mix
>put it in ricecooker, then let it stay on warm mode for a while
>eat a portion of it
Already feeling it like 30 minutes after taking a few nibbles.
>>25217433
cool double pic. slightly different facial expression? she's gonna fuck someone better than you
>>25217539
DUDE xD
>>25217528
Right here mate.
no gf to enjoy christmas with and her family.
>>25217539
dude weed lmao 420
no but seriously kill yourself you fucking faggot normie
>>25217539
DUDE WEED HAHA !
>>25217539
let us know when you're BAKED man haha!
WEED
>>25217597
HAHA DUDE
>>25217579
Do people actually talk like this when high?
I've only smoked weed once with my friend, we watched dick and Dom in da bungalow reruns for 4 hours.
>>25217644
>>25217644
LMAO!
LOL!!!11
>>25217676
It's a reference to how people that take cannabis think it makes so cool and unique that they have to tell everyone and include anecdotes about the CRAZY things they get up to. Like you're doing right now.
>random old cunts smiling at me and saying merry christmas as I walk down the street
Fuck right off tbqh
>>25217705
I see! Dick and Dom was top tier though, you don't need to be high to enjoy it.
>>25217732
Hope you happy slapped the cheeky cunt.
Can any lads help me identify a movie I jacked off to when I 13?
>3 arty types living in a town house
>The MC plus 2 others, a brother and sister
>Brother and sister have sex a lot, and I think it weirds the MC out
That's all I can remember.
>>25217779
Arthur the Christmas elf
>>25217085
its top ten, he said top ten
>>25217779
The Dreamers
Literally just running round my house with a pair of scissors in my hand hoping I trip over on something
What you lads up to?
>>25217779
dreamers
>>25217772
Felt like telling him to fuck off and what was his game was the giddy fucking prick
>>25217824
I think this is it. Cheers, m8.
>>25217539
oh fuck mate now im reaaly feeling it, oh god fuck
>>25217829
>Literally just running round my house with a pair of scissors in my hand hoping I trip over on something
Either leaving out details or legitimate autism desu senpai
>tfw you'll be here shitposting on Christmas day and New Year's
>tfw windy outside
>all warm inside watching anime
Going to be a comfy Christmas lads~
first attempt at spoiler, had to come in a safe and comfy thread first in case it goes wrong
>>25217802
which rankings are you looking at?
>>25217433
i STILL don't know who that is and i still don't have more pics
>>25217973good job senpai
next time, highlight what you wanna spoilerise and hitCtrl + S
>>25217966
What about christmas dinner surely you're dreading that?
Bulmemeia
>>25217966
Thought I'd filtered this cunt?
Why don't you just fuck off, even the poll ranked you worse than poleaboo.
>>25216342
Can confirm, pretty chill place tbqh senpai
>>25218002
all of them
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rankings_of_universities_in_the_United_Kingdom#Rankings
>>25218037
pretty proud my uni is #22 to be honest
feels good
>>25218037
>161 in the world
>beneath the university of zimbabwe
>blackfeel hasn't been up for days now
hold me lads
>>25214419
At least it wasn't DHL mate. My family call them Destroy.Hide.Lose...you can imagine why
>>25218058
congrats la, it was your work that got you there so be proud
>>25217229
sAVED
COPYPASTA?
>>25218062
according to QS yeah but two of the others are friendlier... i think worldwide ones are a bit different, i think they skew more towards postgraduate research and stuff... dunno. dont matter to me either way, i'm 26 lol
>>25218037
Really irks me how Oxford and Cambridge are regarded as single institutions whereas London is always split into colleges. It's done so that London doesn't top the list every time, biased cheats writing these things.
>>25214696
>kik
REEEEEE
>>25214633
The fact you didn't find anything incriminating should worry you.
>>25218087
and then when they benefit, in fuckin university challenge, they flood the shit with all their colleges and paxo sucks up to them
>>25218007
She has an ugly nose, a pig nose.
>>25218007
she looks like ricky gervais lad x
>tfw you do it a fart when you are basically touching cloth and it absolutely reeks
My mother just walked through a cloud of that gas.
>pic related her face
>>25215215
Very true lad I have some proper knuckle- draggers around where I live
did I stumble into the wrong thread where everyones good looking and has 10/10 gfs?
>>25217966
tilde, why do you change your trip? is it on purpose? i don't have you blocked and i don't mind you (as long as you dont talk about throwing up, which makes me distressed and feel physically sick), in fact you seem like a nice lad, but if you can help it you shouldnt change trips and drive out the ppl bothered by you
>>25218216
hate those kind of farts, you realise they carry out literal shit particles and youre breathing them. give your mam a treat as apology
>steadily lose weight over last couple of months
>immediately put it all back on over Christmas
>get mad, do some burpees in my kitchen
>stand up after the last set, turn around
>two kids are stood at my window, laughing
I wonder how long they were there.
>>25218223
It's okay, man. I'm single and a loser
>visiting parents for crim, laid up on the lappy in bed, literally been here a few hours
>dad comes in, 'christ, what did you eat last night? it smells like a frenchman's fart in here'
i ant been eating and i ant been fartin, whys he got to put me down just to be able to communicate
>>25218227
I haven't changed my trip~
Either something's happening that changes it and I don't know, or people don't know how to filter properly.
>>25218261
It sucks being able to ruin months of dieting in like 2 days of not starving yourself and eating what everyone else is havinginb4 some fag says I shouldn't be starving myself, I am always hungry if I ate to be full I would never lose weight
>>25218244
I'm quite sure she did it to me last night when she came up to say night night and she had been drinking.
>>25218188
no she doesnt
>>25218157
>she's not a 10/10
so what? she's still sexy as fuck and i want to eat her meme asshole desu
>tfw you will never get humiliated and feminized by a tumblrina meme girl to fight against the patriarchy
>>25218302
she looks a lot like him, not even in a bad way, she's alright, like 7/10, but she looks like a female ricky gervais
>ordered items needed for the helium suicide thing
>items arrived while I was away and have been opened by others
>tfw now they (may) know about my plan, not sure how I'm gonna respond to them, haven't spoken to them yet
what do lads?
