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can't find the night time picture edition
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fucking hate it when its the wrong pic aswell
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I tried to make a thread and it 404ed on me :(
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>looking up profiles of people from my class in school
>some chav who failed all his GCSEs is currently living in Thailand and posts photos of him with different Thai women each week
>I passed all my GCSEs
>Got a degree
>Currently a NEET

Crazy how life works out
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>>24625462
i tried to hold off posting it with wrong image but i just wanted people to talk to
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>>24625541
normiebook isnt an accurate representation of people's lives though mate. I know some people who, if you looked just at their profiles, would look like they are living the best life but infact have a shit life
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>>24625587
This desu

I know a guy in his early 20's with three kids and works at McDonalds. Has a chav wife who doesn't work and is a 'full time mummy'. Not a great life. But his normiebook would say otherwise, yet every time I see him in person he looks so tired and ready to end himself.
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It's December tomorrow lads.

These last 2-3 years have gone so quickly for me, do they all go this quickly from now on?
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Pulling an all nighter to get some uni work done, after wasting the weekend away. Also have a full day tomorrow with more work to do after uni, probably will keep me up till 12 midnight.

Any advice on how to survive the next 24 hours and remain productive?
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Does anyone here know how to get a gf. Im doing suicide soon but would like to try once atleast.
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>>24625857
Lower your standards. I personally go for psycho white girls with daddy issues
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How much is a freddo now anyway?
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>>24625857
post some background info about yourself so we can help. age, job, social life, hobbies etc
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>>24625984
25p and they've also gotten smaller too.
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>>24625805
Yeah

2007 still feels recent to me, but it was actually 26 years ago
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Two threads edition, don't even know what one to post in now senpai
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>>24624888
umm there's another thread here

which one we using?
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Im posting in the other thread. Aka suicide guy.
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>>24626067
>inb4 huge autism row over whether to use the one with the worng image or the wrong subject
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>>24626141
we should use the one with the night image though desu senpami
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>>24626067
when i made this thread that wasnt showing in the catalog for some reason...
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>>24626705
just realised thats cause of wrong title. ffs
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anyone else find when they go outside everyone looks at you and knows that you're different?
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First off, I am not laughing or thinking this was funny in any way. I'm sickened by what happened yesterday and will carry the hurt for the rest of my life.
The short of it is we had my girlfriend's family over for a late Thanksgiving dinner. Her and her mom cleaned up afterward while her dad and I watched tv and then they left. My girlfriend went with them as I was going work later and they were going shopping in the big city about an hour from here.
I slept for a while and woke up about an three hours before going to work. I decided to make the pumpkin pies they left out and then take a shower.
The oven was left open a crack. I thought someone left it open to cool, so I slammed it shut and turned on the heat to 425 degrees to pre-heat and went to take my shower.
I can't write the rest. It hurts to even think about it.
My girlfriend moved out this morning.
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>finally get match on tinder
>actually get message first from a woman
>"hey who's your friend in your first pic"

Another day in paradise.
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>>24626800

>Thanksgiving dinner

Wrong thread mate, this is Britfeel
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>>24626813
Don't have pictures with good looking friends on tinder. That's basic stuff mate.
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>>24626862
I wouldn't call him good looking at all. More likely that I'm ugly desu.
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>>24626905
Well, just delete the picture in any case senpai.
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>>24626957
It doesn't really matter since I only use tinder for self validation when people accept me. I can't be bothered messaging women and the women rounder seem to be allergic to messaging men first.
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>>24625410
I think I just found out I'm semi gay
>be black young uni student
>find out new friend is a cvck
>get drunk and high
>he asks me to fuck his girlfriend
>I agree
>fucking his girl
>she's creaming on my dick
>pull out slap my dick in his face as a joke
>he starts sucking it and I cum in his mouth
What the fuck is wrong with me /brits/? Am I gay?
>will time stamp if asked
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>>24627007
>It doesn't really matter since I only use tinder for self validation when people accept me.

How many matches do you get?
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>>24627064
Usually 1 out of every 100 swipes
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Just watched the new peep show episodes. Man, I forgot how much I missed Johnson being in my life, even if only for one scene.
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>>24627082
Is it worth it? Those 1 in 100 are probably just girls doing the same thing, swiping yes to all to see what they get.

Back when I tried tinder I would get the same amount, and they would always unmatch me after a bit anyway.
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>>24627087
The latest episode was pretty funny senpai. Good since the one before, episode 2 I think was 'off' a little.
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>>24627111
It's just a bit of fun for me. I have no opportunity to meet women irl anyways.
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>>24627138
I dunno', Hans walking in and seeing jezz fucking that guy and being completely indifferent made me lose it.
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>>24627152
Well, guess if you enjoy it mate. Meet anyone off there?
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>>24627161
Hans is always funny as fuck.
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>>24627173
Nah, like I said women expect you to do all the work on stuff like that and I really can't be arsed. If women swipe on any man as long as they're not a troll they'll probably have a 90/100 acceptance rate, most of them will probably message first and try to get things going too, so why would they put any work in.
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>>24627237
True mate, true. Hope you find someone someday lad.
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>>24627291
Cheers m8. Unfortunately I only see people at work and that's full of old people and young girls still chasing Chad so I'm not that hopeful to be honest. I think I'll get a cat soon.
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>>24627351
Cats are cool, my family have a cat.

He sleeps on my bed whenever I come home to visit. Mostly because I have a heater in my room which I always keep on, so it's really warm. But it's still nice to see his beady cute little eyes when he's getting comfy next to you.
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>>24627052
timestamp mate, you faggot
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shrink in 15 hours
JCP 16 hours after that

can't be dealin 2bh famberlamps
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>>24627884
>tfw you will have to shower and dress for the next two days
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lads, I could really go for a chippy right now
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>>24628119
JUST EAT FAMALAMA DING DONG
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>>24628119

i wish I had food
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>>24628119
>Chips, peas and gravy

Good taste, lad.

Needs a cheese pie, though.
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saved from 404
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>>24629649

cheeky

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>24629707
I love the amount of OC this robot is cultivating.
Truly we are better for it.
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>>24628612

steak or fuck off t b h
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>>24629915

looks proper tasty lad
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Since going to uni Ive realised how boring I am, I only work and play vidya and dont like going out with people I dont know very well. I asked a bunch of people if they wanted to watch the liverpool game even though I dont like football too much but I slept through it only to find only one person replied with no, wtever lads
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Fell asleep at 8:40
Woke up just now
Haven't had dinner
Wagekeking in the morning

why
keep
on
living
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>>24630120
dont worry man, my dinner is some doritos and breakfast bars washed down with rubicon mango
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going to see my GP tomorrow, any advice to make sure I get anti-depressants?
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>>24630042
Not that different from most people mate, it's just normies watch "box sets" on netflix, those shitty tv talent shows and sport instead of vidya.

How do you define others as being interesting?


>>24630175
I'd kill for some doritos and dip, if it were 2:40 instead of 3:40 I'd have rushed to the off licence for some before it closed.

Could make meme noodles I guess.
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>>24630247
no dip here sadly, i did find an apple so im enjoying my now exotic meal
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>>24630195
say these words
>I will kill myself if I don't get some happy pills
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>>24630399
isn't that just "how to get sectioned 101"?
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>>24630419
committed maybe
it's a break from the norm either way
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More dogshite teamates on CSGO to ruin my night tonight lads

Almost makes me want to join ISIS so I an go blow these Russian cunts up and get them off the game
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You know when you stumble onto the perfect porn video and it's like it was made specifically for you?
Fucking good'n.
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>>24631176
yeah japanese girls getting throatfucked till they puke all over the guys cock

literal perfection
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>>24631176
this is a great feel, gotta hoard and save them when you find them
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>>24631309
gonna need a link mate
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>>24631830
Think there is a whole DVD series of that shit mate.

I mean they have a whole dvd series about mixing drinks in girls arses then serving them with a buttplug with a tap on the end. So surely a bit of throatfucking is on the cards.
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Getting up at 4:20am to wageslave. Truly the worst feel.
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>>24631992
link pls

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>24632001
I'll be waking up around 4:20pm
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>>24630195

Being prescribed antidepressants can make you ineligible for a job in the armed forces and some other other jobs too. Just to make you aware before you make the decision to use them senpai.
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>>24632088
Google nhdt-452
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>doing electronics course
>see synth in fallout
>get my first non sexual erection
hopefully I can get a job in this shit
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>finally get the courage to call him
>phone makes one beep noise which exits me out of calling, never hear the 'boop boop' of waiting for a pick up

I don't understand phones, what does this mean? Is his phone not turned on and that beep was rejecting the dial?
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>tfw been drinking since 6pm and not even drunk

I either got through it too slowly or ate too much along the way
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>>24632165
thanks for the heads up but I think I need help more.
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Max Payne 3 or Mirrors Edge, lads? Last day of the sale and I need to make a decision.
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>>24634544
mirrors edge t b h
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>>24634544
Mirrors Edge isn't pretty short lived (you can be done with it in an afternoon I think), so if you want something lengthy I wouldn't suggest it.
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Good morning robots~

How are you feeling today?

>tfw cold and tired

Hope you all have a good day?
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>>24634840
>Hope you all have a good day?

how is this a question?
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>>24634840
Just about to have a shower and head off to kek my life away
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>>24634894
I accidentally put a question mark~

>>24634924
Have a good day anon!
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>>24634942
You too anon!

Hope the NEETs have a nice comfy thread.
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>>24634840
Are you going to try eating today anon?
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>>24634942
Woah fug sorry if I'm out of the loop but are you trappy on /fit/?
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>>24634971
I've already eaten a banana today~

>>24634989
Nope~ I don't use /fit/
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>>24635034
pls be in london

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>24635066
No I'm not~

sorry anon!
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>tfw christmas temp slaving soon

It's going to be a day of horrors. The funny part about the start of the day is that the managers talk to the area managers who are basically giant jews who set them targets and yell at them if not enough people buy shit that day. It's the same in all retail, we are pawns for the great shekelberg in the sky.
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got lots of coursework today so I think I'm going to skip lectures to do it, I dont even learn anything in lectures, I always have to read the slides by myself making notes at my pace
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>>24635315
underage pls go

You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>24635385
>underage at third year of uni
k senpai
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Anyone else wagekeking from home today?
>wake up at 8.40
>still tucked up in bed
>getting paid to browse 4chan
>about to make bacon butties

Sometimes this life isn't too bad
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Good morning lads

I don't know what to do today. What do you guys do when you have no school or job?
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I have a week off work lads, it's a liberating feel. reminds me of the glory days of neethood.
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>>24635497
do this everything day cause im remote web dev. I just fucking hate it when they make us have skype meetings.
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>>24635537
watch TV/film, play vidya, read bewks and fap
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>>24635537
personally I get stoned and play video games, writing this out made me realise what a manchild I am
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mean girls is unironcally a really good film actually thinking about it

gonna download it and watch it later I reckon
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Honestly, how important are dental checkups?

I take fairly good care of my teeth and there's no problems as far as I can tell, and every checkup I've ever had has basically been "yeah you're fine, 20 quid please"

They're hassling me about booking an appointment and I genuinely cannot be arsed, and I can't be fucked to spend the 20 quid which will most likely just be "yeah you're fine floss more blah blah"

Who here doesn't see the dentist?
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>>24635731
probably worth going once a year
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>>24635731
Haven't been the dentist for over 5 years lad. If it doesn't hurt then don't worry about it.

Just summoning up the effort to get up, got no cigs left which will mean a trip out today. Wish me luck
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>tfw mate isn't in because of the rain
In for an even more lonely day than usual
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>>24635731
I go like once a year or so. Ignore the other anon who said if it doesn't hurt don't worry. I had two cavities that I was completely unaware of the last time. Didn't feel them or anything. Brush my teeth everyday too but that didn't do shit.
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Hey /britfeel/ what would you rate me out of 10?
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>>24635955
flatteringly good lighting/10
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>>24635955
trying too hard/10

>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

top lel
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>>24635955
4

could be a 6 if you weren't balding
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>had an ultrasound last friday
>told the lump I had on my balls was just a cyst
>also a smaller one on the other testis
>later checked again for myself
>identified the cysts
>it isn't the lump I went to my GP about

what should I do?
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>>24636218
If it is making you worry then definitely get it checked out so you can ease your mind
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watching a film called 'only god forgives' starring Ryan gosling. lots of Thai qts in it
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>tfw /britfeel/ is the last bastion of non-normalfaggotry left on this board.
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>>24636369
ok
I will bring it up when I go for the follow up appointment
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>>24636613
oh yeah definitely mention it if you are going back. when is the follow up?
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>>24636628
not sure, I was told to make an appointment 5 days later as the GP would have the results. I'm aiming for this friday if I can get my GP

the sonographer was very quick and confident about the scan, though I'm starting to doubt him - maybe because it was friday night and he wanted to get done, and once he saw the cyst just assumed that was what I meant
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December tomorrow lads, 2015 is nearly over
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>>24636750
>another year closer to the sweet release of death
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>>24636803
nearly there lad, we can make it
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>>24636750
Almost time to tell myself that 2016 will be different before my hopes and dreams are crushed again~
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FUCKIN ELL LADS
Unemployed for two months to the day today. How the fuck do you faggots do it? If I have to wake up another day with no reason to get out of bed i'm going to commit sudoku.

I think the reason for the shit job market at the moment is all down to one thing. Employment fucking agencies. They all seem so incompetent and treat you like you are so beneath them. Its unreal how many e-mail's I have gotten saying "no lol sorry" for jobs ive applied for by the recruitment agency. Since i'm qualified and experienced in my line of work I starting to think they don't even read them.
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>>24627052
hot. I'm Bi and would love to do this. Shame I look 12.
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>>24636870
I guarantee if my job applications were read by the people that I would actually be working for and not some stuck up cunt in HR I'd have gotten a job by now.
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>>24636870
>>24636910

What kind of jobs do you apply for?
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>>24636833
I can;t wait for all the basic whores on normiebook to post "new year, new me :)"
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>>24636916
I cant remember if spoiler tags work on R9K
I'm a Council Tax Assessor by trade

>>24636910
Yeah i'm sure some cunt who doesn't care scans through them all looking for bullshit buzzwords like "synergy" and "enthusiasm" before even offering interviews.
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>>24636870
why do you need someone to tell you how to spend your time?
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>>24636952
Its just boring as fuck being unemployed. I feel like every second I'm wasting my life. At least at work I can waste my life and earn money.
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>looking through photos
>see 17 year old me
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>>24637036
>acknowledging your past

never m8
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>>24637053
not him but i do it way more than i should

i want to go back
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>>24637135
I never want to go back, I hate my past self so much and I hate what he's done to my present self
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>>24637036
>see photos of 16 year old me
>happy and chilling in park with metalhead friends
>everyones resting on each other and enjoying life
>had girls all over me
>remember the amount of action I got over back then
>the lad moments I had with the boys jerking off in the nearby woods
Its all gone downhill and changed now, why go on?
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>>24637221
Just be grateful you have good memories of your youth~
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>>24637036
My driveing license is a photo of a 17 year old spry, chipper, borderline handsome looking young lad ready for the rollercoaster of adulthood.
It's amazing how quickly the human spirit can be crushed.
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>>24637221
>the lad moments I had with the boys jerking off in the nearby woods
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>>24635731

I only go when I get toothache
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>she has a boyfriend now
>he is 22, balding a lot, has a literal neckbeard, crooked teeth, he's about 5'7 and a hungry skeleton

Just end it all
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>>24637294

You must be a real piece of trash if she picked him over you.
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>>24637221
>has had female attention

get out normie scum
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>>24637265
Those were probably the only good memories anyway 2bh
>>24637284
>not rubbing one out with the boys in the middle of winter to see who shoots first
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>>24637309
It's not that she picked him over me, it's that I just didn't act on it and she moved on. She couldn't wait forever and it's entirely my fault.

Still, hurts.
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Just arranged a phone interview for a part time call centre job tomorrow. Desperate times.
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>>24637366
>phone interview

shudder
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How do I move on from being a manchild?
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>>24637375
In the days before JustEat and a Dominos that delivered to my area I would have to psyche myself up for about 10 mintues before I had the confidence to call for a fucking pizza.

Thank god for online ordering.
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>>24637403
man up and learn to b urself
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>>24637375

I know mate, hold me.

In my last call centre job I would put customers on hold immediately after they came through because I couldn't handle talking to them. Can't wait to be back...
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>tfw CBT in 50 mins and don't want to go
>tfw if I do my mum will start asking loads of questions "where are you going why you never go outside blah blah blah dishes"
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>>24637460
I wouldn't want to go to a cock and balls torture either
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>>24637346
>She couldn't wait forever

If she's one of those cunts who expects you to take all of the initiative, then you're best off out of it anyway. Those women (more like children actually) are the dictionary definition of "tedious"
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>manager asks me if i want another 10 hour overtime shift tonight
>without thinking say yes because i just want him to go away
>mfw upon realizing what i've done

i just wont go in and hope he forgot
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>>24637460
>cbt
waste of time senpai
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>>24637476
>his mum doesn't force him to get cock and ball torture
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>>24637476
I waited 3 months to fix myself after crying like a faggot when I was telling my GP about thoughts of suicide and feeling sad, if I miss this appointment I'm not sure what else to do
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>>24637460

I thought you meant the motorbike test CBT then.

Do the dishes.
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>>24637499
Thats a lot of dosh m8. Id do it senpai
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>>24637494
Here's the thing, she flirted with me all the time, put her hand on mine, would hold hands with me, would hug me "because it's cold, anon" and we even kissed a couple of times.

At the time I was a complete social retard (I'm only slightly socially retarded now) so I can look back on it and think "for fuck sake, WHY"

She went to uni and we haven't spoken for a few months so now she's moved on to some doofus. I said I'd visit her sometime but never did.

As I said, entirely my fault to be honest which makes it 10x worse.
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>>24637546
And not once did she say anything like "I'd like us to become a couple"?

She'd have cheated on you at Uni anyway though tbf.

Not your fault. You dodged a whore.

Try women out of full time education
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Afternoon lads

Hungover as fuck but feeling okay. Thinking about going Maccy Ds and getting a Big Mac Meal and then anothe Big Mac on the side. Just have to get over the social anxiety of leaving the house.
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>>24637375
I had a skype interview once.
Didn't get the job.
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I need to go buy some new clothes. Where should I go?

A bunch of online stores have deals for Cyber Monday but it's hard to know what I want without seeing it in person first.
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>>24637638

Primarni lad
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>>24637638
burton's, famalam
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>>24637645
dont you get judged for going in primark
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>>24637638
doesn't your mum do your clothes shopping?
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>>24637756

I'm way past caring about being judged. I got a pair of jeans for a pound last time I was in, people can judge me all day long for that price.
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>>24637792
fair play mate
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>>24634840
>don't gotta do shit but gonna get some extra jobsearching out of the way so that when I get back after my fortnightly signing on tomorrow I can just spend all day tomorrow playing Just Cause 3
>got some sausage and chips nearly done, should be ready in like five minutes
>just watched One Punch Man ep 9 and it was awesome
>changed steam avatar to a picture of Ryuko wearing a scarf because it's December tomorrow
Feels good man
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>>24637756
by who, is there a jury by the door?
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>>24637830

>it's December tomorrow

Oh my god
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Really don't want to hang out with this girl later lads. I just want to play USFIV and stay in my comfy home. We hang out way too much, I've seen her 4 times in the past week
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>>24637889
Does she think you are her bf?
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>>24625410

Having to fill in forms to get my licence back back I got epilepsy. Big pain in the arse.
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>>24637638
Charity shops, senpai.
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>>24637908
I don't think so, it'd be a bit creepy if she did since I've only known her for about 10 days
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>>24637950
>wearing dead peoples clothes
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>>24637638
OFFICIAL PLACES TO BUY CLOTHES THAT DON'T MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE AN AUTIST POWER RANKINGS

>1.MANGO MAN
>"2.ALL SAINTS
>3.PULL AND BEAR

POWER GAP

>9999 TOP MAN

>1000000 SPORTS DIRECT

>9999999999 SUPER DRY
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>>24637638
I buy all my clothes from Uniqlo and Next
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>>24637984
but the stories these used boxers could tell
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Who do the best fitted t-shirts? Uniqlos are baggy as fuck.
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>>24637620
Alright lads

Been trying to build up some courage but still to scared to leave the house. Think I might just have the frozen pizza in the freezer instead.
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>>24637993
Where do Next, Matalan and TK Maxx come in those rankings?
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Really have an impulse to throw myself off the roof today lads would be funny if I actually decided to just do it.
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>>24630399
>>24632165
>no real advice given
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>>24638047
TK Max and Matalan are

>my mum still buys my clothes

tier

Next is OK, if you can find something nice.
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>>24638034
Wats there to be scared of its just mcds
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What are you lads up to this afternoon?

I've just been sick and I've got a lecture at 2~
The class is all staceys except for me.
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>tfw haven't been to gym in over a week now
I feel disgusting with myself but really just can't be fucked to go
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bought my mum a galaxy s6 for christmas
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>>24638177
watching a film. what you studying?
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>>24638262
I-I'd rather not say anon~
Sorry!
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fucking hell lads
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>>24638317
you study nursing or women's studies or some shit

>>24638330
wassup lad
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>>24638186
Don't worry mate I haven't been in a month. Once you get to 1 week of not going each day it gets harder to go back. So it's over Johnny. Enjoy being a larder with me.
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>>24625410
>>24625427
but it isn't night time?
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>>24638553
True that, ima go back eventually, just need to stop drinking so much, wake up with no motivation, might do some bodyweight shit later on
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>>24638647
oh... didn't realise it was posted lastnight.
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what are you guys doing rite now
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>gf's 13 year old sister and her friends been in the house all day
>can't leave room
>get hungry
>they are in living room playing Singstar
>in there for agex
>decide it is safe to go to kitchen to cook pizza as they won't leave living room
>go put pizza in oven
>get back here
>they leave living room and are now hanging out in the kitchen

Just fuck my shit up desu senpai

What the fuck do I do now? Need to get pizza in 10 minutes and they are all hanging out in there. Should I just let it burn?
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>>24638882
Why the fuck aren't they at school?
Fuck off with your bullshit stories you nerd
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>>24638882
>hanging out with friends in the kitchen
>pizza starts burning
>bet it was my weird brother
>it wont stop burning
>what the fuck
>turn off oven and leave because kitchen stinks
Go for it mate, then you can cook whatever you want in peace
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>>24638882
Just walk in naked
Then they will leave
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>>24638919
>Why the fuck aren't they at school?

Dunno mate they always come back really early and just hang out in the house all day.
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>>24626800
She left you because burnt some pumpkin pies or what? What the fuck are you talking about?
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>>24626800
Or wait.. You killed someone/something/burnt the kitchen down? Kek
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>>24638882
If you ignore it, they will come and get you and expect you to go with them to deal with it.
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Right lads I just went balls to the wall walked right into the kitchen to get my pizza and turns out they've all left the house so that is good.

>>24639007
>>24638991
Obviously this is pasta we're not American we don't have Thanksgiving or moms
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>>24639007
He probably just burnt something that was in there cooking and he's being overly dramatic.
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>>24639044
>>24639032
>>24639007
>>24638991
Are you guys fucking retarded

He didn't look and the mum was in the oven cleaning it then he locked her in and turned it on so the gf got mad and left
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Oi lads don't samefag just answer honestly, how many of us is there? So everyone just do an indivudal reply

I always thought there were about 20 of us but I am starting to think it is a lot less.

So I'm 1
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>>24639133
id say its way more, not everyone has a personality you can easily follow
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>>24639133
I'm number 3
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Does anyone have a link to that thread in the archive where that guy was on about how we're all losers because to get a job you just need to 'walk around a bit' and you can live in a 1 bedroom apartment with 18 Pakis in London for 10 quid a week?
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>>24639133
op image guy here, im here everyday.
number 4?

off out now, laters.
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>>24627052
All you can prove is that you're black, not that any of this actually happened
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>>24627052
Time stamp your dick
Describe how the girl looked
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>>24639197
>>24639212
Why are you guys replying to him an hour later when he hasn't delivered?

Obviously it is all made up and he just posted it so he could wank to it after.

Literally no girl would consent to this. I know that ruins any cvck fantasies some of you might have, but it is the truth. You need to learn to separate that shit from reality.
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>>24639133

Click post reply at the top and it will tell you how many posters are in the thread

>There are 59 posters in this thread.
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>>24639133
I'm not a regular and only really come here when i get a loneliness spike. I mostly lurk anyway
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>>24639133
Alright mate I'm here
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>>24639247
I've only just opened the thread and was reading through it m8, chill
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>>24639133
Check my 7
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>>24639250
59 seems way too high

There's probably guys out and about and posting from different locations on different devices padding the stats.

Also has a grill ever posted here?
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I can't play video games anymore without feeling guilty that I should be doing something more productive with my time than wasting it on kid shit.

What's happening to me lads?
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>>24639247
Because I want to have a wank to it to.
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>>24639320
>Play a game for an hour
>Get bored of it
>Alt+F4
>Nothing else to do
>Re-launch game
Are we growing out of games or something?
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>Bedroom looks like '90s Croatia
>It's fucking disgusting
>Needs renovating
>Want new PC since I'm stuck with shitty laptop
>Don't want to build PC until room is done (priorities)
>Need about 8-10,000 GBP for all of this
>Only have 2,000
>On benefits
>It's going to take me at least 12 months to afford this unless I qualify for PIP
>Even if I qualify for PIP it'll still take 6 minimum
Kill me. I literally just lie here in bed every fucking day watching YouTube videos and browsing /r9k/. I cut out the pizzas and cigarettes to save money but it's just made me even more miserable.

My back hurts.
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>>24639298

There could be a girl posting right now and you wouldn't know
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>>24639409

>10 grand to redo a single room

What
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>>24639320
>>24639339
I'm the same but I don't actually do anything productive.

Like I sit around all day shitposting being bored while at the same time telling myself 'better not play video games and waste my day'
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>>24639409
Just do some DIY lad, can't be more than 500 pound to renovate your room unless you're putting new walls in or some shit

And a high tier PC only costs a grand, way less if you build it yourself
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>>24639409
>8-10k

Are you getting gold plated walls or...?
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Finally decided to bite the bullet and tell my family I fucking hate uni and I'm looking to leave, I don't think I've ever experienced so much disappointment and anger in such a short period of time. I guess it's just a matter of time before they kick me out.
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>>24639423
Oh, right. I should mention that everything I own is terrible so I plan to replace it all. Furniture, clothes, electronics, etc.
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>>24639320
>>24639339
this senpai, I've got so much free time just working part time but everything including vidya is just so boring
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>>24639445
Kill them mate then you'll inherit the house. If te police come round just blame it on chavs.
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>>24639440
>>24639441
Laminate floor needs replacing, skirting/door frame/door needs replacing, ceiling needs fixing, walls and ceiling also need skimming. New window since mine may as well not be there with the amount of wind and water it lets in. New furniture, new clothes, new vacuum cleaner and steam cleaner, new phone and PC. Lots of money. ;_;

>And a high tier PC only costs a grand, way less if you build it yourself
Need peripherals, too. Gonna cost about 2.5k since if I'm building this I may as well go all-out.
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Do you think bar backing is a good job?
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ear infection hurts like fuck, can't eat or anything

kill me desu
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>>24639479
Even with the stupid amount of money on a PC all that shouldn't even come close to 10k

Go get some quotes for all the shit you need and DIY wherever you can
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>>24639409
>10 grand
>for a bedroom

are you living in a fucking dreamworld? what do you need apart from perhaps some new flooring, walls painted, a new bed, chair, desk and PC?
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>>24639566
I guess. Either way it's still gonna be a long time.

>>24639571
I'm likely going to spend the rest of my life in this room. What's wrong with wanting it to be lovely? Having a nice, well-decorated, clean room to spend my days in would make them much more comfortable. It's not like I have to pay for car insurance or a girlfriend or anything, so why not save up and make my room wonderful so I have somewhere nice to spend my time? :3c
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>apply for a job at my local Three store
>they want me to have a prerecorded video interview

what the FUCK

I live 10 minutes away just invite me in for one you fucks

I dont even have a goddamn webcam
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>>24639633
yeah but there's no way you need to spend 10 grand for a window, some basic skirting a new floor (laminate is cheap as fuck) and a PC
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>>24639633
>Thinking you'll keep your room clean for the rest of your life
m8, you'll get sick of looking after it after a few months then regret spending so much money on it
I did that with my 200 quid desk
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>>24639673
Tradesmen aren't cheap, pham. Once you add the cost of supplies and installation just the bedroom stuff itself costs around 3k. Replacing a ceiling is very expensive. Give another grand for furniture, 500 for other little things like a nice rug, some wall art, and lighting, 500 for clothes, 1k for a cheap PC and a decent phone, and we're already at the 5k mark.
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>>24639716
you are taking the piss, surely? skirting is an afternoon job, you could do it yourself for christ's sake!

granted if you're trying to replace a ceiling it could get pricey. What furniture are you buying that costs a grand? you can get a bed and a desk at IKEA for less than 500
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>>24639757
>Less than 500
Less than 100 more like
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What does it mean to have a "flexible attitude"?
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>>24639757
But anon, as much as you want to hate on me, you can't deny that the majority of people on /r9k/ of all places would completely fuck any DIY job up. Most of us have no skills whatsoever. Sure, I can do the painting and assemble a bed by myself, but actual DIY work like that? Fuck no.

Desk, bed, drawers, and a wardrobe. Don't forget a new mattress, bedclothes, and a bedside cabinet.

Literally everything I own is shit. I grew up with frugal parents. Hand-me-down everything. School uniforms that didn't fit properly, second-hand beds that had weird shit the previous owners had carved into the sides for some strange reason. My clothes are all tattered, everything is off-brand and cheap. For once in my life I want to have something nice. I see all these cool battlestations on /g/ and I want that. I just want a nice bedroom with nice things in that. I want a nice pair of jeans that actually fit me and won't fall apart after a few months. I want a floor that isn't covered in chips and cracks that doesn't squeak when I walk on it and a radiator that actually functions correctly. Is that so much to ask?

>>24639811
You'll put up with any shit they throw at you and act enthusiastic and grateful that they chose to do so.
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