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can't find the night time picture edition
fucking hate it when its the wrong pic aswell
I tried to make a thread and it 404ed on me :(
>looking up profiles of people from my class in school
>some chav who failed all his GCSEs is currently living in Thailand and posts photos of him with different Thai women each week
>I passed all my GCSEs
>Got a degree
>Currently a NEET
Crazy how life works out
>>24625462
i tried to hold off posting it with wrong image but i just wanted people to talk to
>>24625541
normiebook isnt an accurate representation of people's lives though mate. I know some people who, if you looked just at their profiles, would look like they are living the best life but infact have a shit life
>>24625587
This desu
I know a guy in his early 20's with three kids and works at McDonalds. Has a chav wife who doesn't work and is a 'full time mummy'. Not a great life. But his normiebook would say otherwise, yet every time I see him in person he looks so tired and ready to end himself.
It's December tomorrow lads.
These last 2-3 years have gone so quickly for me, do they all go this quickly from now on?
Pulling an all nighter to get some uni work done, after wasting the weekend away. Also have a full day tomorrow with more work to do after uni, probably will keep me up till 12 midnight.
Any advice on how to survive the next 24 hours and remain productive?
Does anyone here know how to get a gf. Im doing suicide soon but would like to try once atleast.
>>24625857
Lower your standards. I personally go for psycho white girls with daddy issues
How much is a freddo now anyway?
>>24625857
post some background info about yourself so we can help. age, job, social life, hobbies etc
>>24625984
25p and they've also gotten smaller too.
>>24625805
Yeah
2007 still feels recent to me, but it was actually 26 years ago
Two threads edition, don't even know what one to post in now senpai
>>24624888
umm there's another thread here
which one we using?
Im posting in the other thread. Aka suicide guy.
>>24626067
>inb4 huge autism row over whether to use the one with the worng image or the wrong subject
>>24626141
we should use the one with the night image though desu senpami
>>24626067
when i made this thread that wasnt showing in the catalog for some reason...
>>24626705
just realised thats cause of wrong title. ffs
anyone else find when they go outside everyone looks at you and knows that you're different?
First off, I am not laughing or thinking this was funny in any way. I'm sickened by what happened yesterday and will carry the hurt for the rest of my life.
The short of it is we had my girlfriend's family over for a late Thanksgiving dinner. Her and her mom cleaned up afterward while her dad and I watched tv and then they left. My girlfriend went with them as I was going work later and they were going shopping in the big city about an hour from here.
I slept for a while and woke up about an three hours before going to work. I decided to make the pumpkin pies they left out and then take a shower.
The oven was left open a crack. I thought someone left it open to cool, so I slammed it shut and turned on the heat to 425 degrees to pre-heat and went to take my shower.
I can't write the rest. It hurts to even think about it.
My girlfriend moved out this morning.
>finally get match on tinder
>actually get message first from a woman
>"hey who's your friend in your first pic"
Another day in paradise.
>>24626800
>Thanksgiving dinner
Wrong thread mate, this is Britfeel
>>24626813
Don't have pictures with good looking friends on tinder. That's basic stuff mate.
>>24626862
I wouldn't call him good looking at all. More likely that I'm ugly desu.
>>24626905
Well, just delete the picture in any case senpai.
>>24626957
It doesn't really matter since I only use tinder for self validation when people accept me. I can't be bothered messaging women and the women rounder seem to be allergic to messaging men first.
>>24625410
I think I just found out I'm semi gay
>be black young uni student
>find out new friend is a cvck
>get drunk and high
>he asks me to fuck his girlfriend
>I agree
>fucking his girl
>she's creaming on my dick
>pull out slap my dick in his face as a joke
>he starts sucking it and I cum in his mouth
What the fuck is wrong with me /brits/? Am I gay?
>will time stamp if asked
>>24627007
>It doesn't really matter since I only use tinder for self validation when people accept me.
How many matches do you get?
>>24627064
Usually 1 out of every 100 swipes
Just watched the new peep show episodes. Man, I forgot how much I missed Johnson being in my life, even if only for one scene.
>>24627082
Is it worth it? Those 1 in 100 are probably just girls doing the same thing, swiping yes to all to see what they get.
Back when I tried tinder I would get the same amount, and they would always unmatch me after a bit anyway.
>>24627087
The latest episode was pretty funny senpai. Good since the one before, episode 2 I think was 'off' a little.
>>24627111
It's just a bit of fun for me. I have no opportunity to meet women irl anyways.
>>24627138
I dunno', Hans walking in and seeing jezz fucking that guy and being completely indifferent made me lose it.
>>24627152
Well, guess if you enjoy it mate. Meet anyone off there?
>>24627161
Hans is always funny as fuck.
>>24627173
Nah, like I said women expect you to do all the work on stuff like that and I really can't be arsed. If women swipe on any man as long as they're not a troll they'll probably have a 90/100 acceptance rate, most of them will probably message first and try to get things going too, so why would they put any work in.
>>24627237
True mate, true. Hope you find someone someday lad.
>>24627291
Cheers m8. Unfortunately I only see people at work and that's full of old people and young girls still chasing Chad so I'm not that hopeful to be honest. I think I'll get a cat soon.
>>24627351
Cats are cool, my family have a cat.
He sleeps on my bed whenever I come home to visit. Mostly because I have a heater in my room which I always keep on, so it's really warm. But it's still nice to see his beady cute little eyes when he's getting comfy next to you.
>>24627052
timestamp mate, you faggot
shrink in 15 hours
JCP 16 hours after that
can't be dealin 2bh famberlamps
>>24627884
>tfw you will have to shower and dress for the next two days
lads, I could really go for a chippy right now
>>24628119
JUST EAT FAMALAMA DING DONG
>>24628119
i wish I had food
>>24628119
>Chips, peas and gravy
Good taste, lad.
Needs a cheese pie, though.
saved from 404
>>24629649
cheeky
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>>24629707
I love the amount of OC this robot is cultivating.
Truly we are better for it.
>>24628612
steak or fuck off t b h
>>24629915
looks proper tasty lad
Since going to uni Ive realised how boring I am, I only work and play vidya and dont like going out with people I dont know very well. I asked a bunch of people if they wanted to watch the liverpool game even though I dont like football too much but I slept through it only to find only one person replied with no, wtever lads
Fell asleep at 8:40
Woke up just now
Haven't had dinner
Wagekeking in the morning
why
keep
on
living
>>24630120
dont worry man, my dinner is some doritos and breakfast bars washed down with rubicon mango
going to see my GP tomorrow, any advice to make sure I get anti-depressants?
>>24630042
Not that different from most people mate, it's just normies watch "box sets" on netflix, those shitty tv talent shows and sport instead of vidya.
How do you define others as being interesting?
>>24630175
I'd kill for some doritos and dip, if it were 2:40 instead of 3:40 I'd have rushed to the off licence for some before it closed.
Could make meme noodles I guess.
>>24630247
no dip here sadly, i did find an apple so im enjoying my now exotic meal
>>24630195
say these words
>I will kill myself if I don't get some happy pills
>>24630399
isn't that just "how to get sectioned 101"?
>>24630419
committed maybe
it's a break from the norm either way
More dogshite teamates on CSGO to ruin my night tonight lads
Almost makes me want to join ISIS so I an go blow these Russian cunts up and get them off the game
You know when you stumble onto the perfect porn video and it's like it was made specifically for you?
Fucking good'n.
>>24631176
yeah japanese girls getting throatfucked till they puke all over the guys cock
literal perfection
>>24631176
this is a great feel, gotta hoard and save them when you find them
>>24631309
gonna need a link mate
>>24631830
Think there is a whole DVD series of that shit mate.
I mean they have a whole dvd series about mixing drinks in girls arses then serving them with a buttplug with a tap on the end. So surely a bit of throatfucking is on the cards.
Getting up at 4:20am to wageslave. Truly the worst feel.
>>24631992
link pls
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>>24632001
I'll be waking up around 4:20pm
>>24630195
Being prescribed antidepressants can make you ineligible for a job in the armed forces and some other other jobs too. Just to make you aware before you make the decision to use them senpai.
>>24632088
Google nhdt-452
>doing electronics course
>see synth in fallout
>get my first non sexual erection
hopefully I can get a job in this shit
>finally get the courage to call him
>phone makes one beep noise which exits me out of calling, never hear the 'boop boop' of waiting for a pick up
I don't understand phones, what does this mean? Is his phone not turned on and that beep was rejecting the dial?
>tfw been drinking since 6pm and not even drunk
I either got through it too slowly or ate too much along the way
>>24632165
thanks for the heads up but I think I need help more.
Max Payne 3 or Mirrors Edge, lads? Last day of the sale and I need to make a decision.
>>24634544
mirrors edge t b h
>>24634544
Mirrors Edge isn't pretty short lived (you can be done with it in an afternoon I think), so if you want something lengthy I wouldn't suggest it.
Good morning robots~
How are you feeling today?
>tfw cold and tired
Hope you all have a good day?
>>24634840
>Hope you all have a good day?
how is this a question?
>>24634840
Just about to have a shower and head off to kek my life away
>>24634894
I accidentally put a question mark~
>>24634924
Have a good day anon!
>>24634942
You too anon!
Hope the NEETs have a nice comfy thread.
>>24634840
Are you going to try eating today anon?
>>24634942
Woah fug sorry if I'm out of the loop but are you trappy on /fit/?
>>24634971
I've already eaten a banana today~
>>24634989
Nope~ I don't use /fit/
>>24635034
pls be in london
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>>24635066
No I'm not~
sorry anon!
>tfw christmas temp slaving soon
It's going to be a day of horrors. The funny part about the start of the day is that the managers talk to the area managers who are basically giant jews who set them targets and yell at them if not enough people buy shit that day. It's the same in all retail, we are pawns for the great shekelberg in the sky.
got lots of coursework today so I think I'm going to skip lectures to do it, I dont even learn anything in lectures, I always have to read the slides by myself making notes at my pace
>>24635315
underage pls go
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>>24635385
>underage at third year of uni
k senpai
Anyone else wagekeking from home today?
>wake up at 8.40
>still tucked up in bed
>getting paid to browse 4chan
>about to make bacon butties
Sometimes this life isn't too bad
Good morning lads
I don't know what to do today. What do you guys do when you have no school or job?
I have a week off work lads, it's a liberating feel. reminds me of the glory days of neethood.
>>24635497
do this everything day cause im remote web dev. I just fucking hate it when they make us have skype meetings.
>>24635537
watch TV/film, play vidya, read bewks and fap
>>24635537
personally I get stoned and play video games, writing this out made me realise what a manchild I am
mean girls is unironcally a really good film actually thinking about it
gonna download it and watch it later I reckon
Honestly, how important are dental checkups?
I take fairly good care of my teeth and there's no problems as far as I can tell, and every checkup I've ever had has basically been "yeah you're fine, 20 quid please"
They're hassling me about booking an appointment and I genuinely cannot be arsed, and I can't be fucked to spend the 20 quid which will most likely just be "yeah you're fine floss more blah blah"
Who here doesn't see the dentist?
>>24635731
probably worth going once a year
>>24635731
Haven't been the dentist for over 5 years lad. If it doesn't hurt then don't worry about it.
Just summoning up the effort to get up, got no cigs left which will mean a trip out today. Wish me luck
>tfw mate isn't in because of the rain
In for an even more lonely day than usual
>>24635731
I go like once a year or so. Ignore the other anon who said if it doesn't hurt don't worry. I had two cavities that I was completely unaware of the last time. Didn't feel them or anything. Brush my teeth everyday too but that didn't do shit.
Hey /britfeel/ what would you rate me out of 10?
>>24635955
flatteringly good lighting/10
>>24635955
trying too hard/10
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
top lel
>>24635955
4
could be a 6 if you weren't balding
>had an ultrasound last friday
>told the lump I had on my balls was just a cyst
>also a smaller one on the other testis
>later checked again for myself
>identified the cysts
>it isn't the lump I went to my GP about
what should I do?
>>24636218
If it is making you worry then definitely get it checked out so you can ease your mind
watching a film called 'only god forgives' starring Ryan gosling. lots of Thai qts in it
>tfw /britfeel/ is the last bastion of non-normalfaggotry left on this board.
>>24636369
ok
I will bring it up when I go for the follow up appointment
>>24636613
oh yeah definitely mention it if you are going back. when is the follow up?
>>24636628
not sure, I was told to make an appointment 5 days later as the GP would have the results. I'm aiming for this friday if I can get my GP
the sonographer was very quick and confident about the scan, though I'm starting to doubt him - maybe because it was friday night and he wanted to get done, and once he saw the cyst just assumed that was what I meant
December tomorrow lads, 2015 is nearly over
>>24636750
>another year closer to the sweet release of death
>>24636803
nearly there lad, we can make it
>>24636750
Almost time to tell myself that 2016 will be different before my hopes and dreams are crushed again~
FUCKIN ELL LADS
Unemployed for two months to the day today. How the fuck do you faggots do it? If I have to wake up another day with no reason to get out of bed i'm going to commit sudoku.
I think the reason for the shit job market at the moment is all down to one thing. Employment fucking agencies. They all seem so incompetent and treat you like you are so beneath them. Its unreal how many e-mail's I have gotten saying "no lol sorry" for jobs ive applied for by the recruitment agency. Since i'm qualified and experienced in my line of work I starting to think they don't even read them.
>>24627052
hot. I'm Bi and would love to do this. Shame I look 12.
>>24636870
I guarantee if my job applications were read by the people that I would actually be working for and not some stuck up cunt in HR I'd have gotten a job by now.
>>24636870
>>24636910
What kind of jobs do you apply for?
>>24636833
I can;t wait for all the basic whores on normiebook to post "new year, new me :)"
>>24636916
I cant remember if spoiler tags work on R9KI'm a Council Tax Assessor by trade
>>24636910
Yeah i'm sure some cunt who doesn't care scans through them all looking for bullshit buzzwords like "synergy" and "enthusiasm" before even offering interviews.
>>24636870
why do you need someone to tell you how to spend your time?
>>24636952
Its just boring as fuck being unemployed. I feel like every second I'm wasting my life. At least at work I can waste my life and earn money.
>looking through photos
>see 17 year old me
>>24637036
>acknowledging your past
never m8
>>24637053
not him but i do it way more than i should
i want to go back
>>24637135
I never want to go back, I hate my past self so much and I hate what he's done to my present self
>>24637036
>see photos of 16 year old me
>happy and chilling in park with metalhead friends
>everyones resting on each other and enjoying life
>had girls all over me
>remember the amount of action I got over back then
>the lad moments I had with the boys jerking off in the nearby woods
Its all gone downhill and changed now, why go on?
>>24637221
Just be grateful you have good memories of your youth~
>>24637036
My driveing license is a photo of a 17 year old spry, chipper, borderline handsome looking young lad ready for the rollercoaster of adulthood.
It's amazing how quickly the human spirit can be crushed.
>>24637221
>the lad moments I had with the boys jerking off in the nearby woods
>>24635731
I only go when I get toothache
>she has a boyfriend now
>he is 22, balding a lot, has a literal neckbeard, crooked teeth, he's about 5'7 and a hungry skeleton
Just end it all
>>24637294
You must be a real piece of trash if she picked him over you.
>>24637221
>has had female attention
get out normie scum
>>24637265
Those were probably the only good memories anyway 2bh
>>24637284
>not rubbing one out with the boys in the middle of winter to see who shoots first
>>24637309
It's not that she picked him over me, it's that I just didn't act on it and she moved on. She couldn't wait forever and it's entirely my fault.
Still, hurts.
Just arranged a phone interview for a part time call centre job tomorrow. Desperate times.
>>24637366
>phone interview
shudder
How do I move on from being a manchild?
>>24637375
In the days before JustEat and a Dominos that delivered to my area I would have to psyche myself up for about 10 mintues before I had the confidence to call for a fucking pizza.
Thank god for online ordering.
>>24637403
man up and learn to b urself
>>24637375
I know mate, hold me.
In my last call centre job I would put customers on hold immediately after they came through because I couldn't handle talking to them. Can't wait to be back...
>tfw CBT in 50 mins and don't want to go
>tfw if I do my mum will start asking loads of questions "where are you going why you never go outside blah blah blah dishes"
>>24637460
I wouldn't want to go to a cock and balls torture either
>>24637346
>She couldn't wait forever
If she's one of those cunts who expects you to take all of the initiative, then you're best off out of it anyway. Those women (more like children actually) are the dictionary definition of "tedious"
>manager asks me if i want another 10 hour overtime shift tonight
>without thinking say yes because i just want him to go away
>mfw upon realizing what i've done
i just wont go in and hope he forgot
>>24637460
>cbt
waste of time senpai
>>24637476
>his mum doesn't force him to get cock and ball torture
>>24637476
I waited 3 months to fix myself after crying like a faggot when I was telling my GP about thoughts of suicide and feeling sad, if I miss this appointment I'm not sure what else to do
>>24637460
I thought you meant the motorbike test CBT then.
Do the dishes.
>>24637499
Thats a lot of dosh m8. Id do it senpai
>>24637494
Here's the thing, she flirted with me all the time, put her hand on mine, would hold hands with me, would hug me "because it's cold, anon" and we even kissed a couple of times.
At the time I was a complete social retard (I'm only slightly socially retarded now) so I can look back on it and think "for fuck sake, WHY"
She went to uni and we haven't spoken for a few months so now she's moved on to some doofus. I said I'd visit her sometime but never did.
As I said, entirely my fault to be honest which makes it 10x worse.
>>24637546
And not once did she say anything like "I'd like us to become a couple"?
She'd have cheated on you at Uni anyway though tbf.
Not your fault. You dodged a whore.
Try women out of full time education
Afternoon lads
Hungover as fuck but feeling okay. Thinking about going Maccy Ds and getting a Big Mac Meal and then anothe Big Mac on the side. Just have to get over the social anxiety of leaving the house.
>>24637375
I had a skype interview once.
Didn't get the job.
I need to go buy some new clothes. Where should I go?
A bunch of online stores have deals for Cyber Monday but it's hard to know what I want without seeing it in person first.
>>24637638
Primarni lad
>>24637638
burton's, famalam
>>24637645
dont you get judged for going in primark
>>24637638
doesn't your mum do your clothes shopping?
>>24637756
I'm way past caring about being judged. I got a pair of jeans for a pound last time I was in, people can judge me all day long for that price.
>>24637792
fair play mate
>>24634840
>don't gotta do shit but gonna get some extra jobsearching out of the way so that when I get back after my fortnightly signing on tomorrow I can just spend all day tomorrow playing Just Cause 3
>got some sausage and chips nearly done, should be ready in like five minutes
>just watched One Punch Man ep 9 and it was awesome
>changed steam avatar to a picture of Ryuko wearing a scarf because it's December tomorrow
Feels good man
>>24637756
by who, is there a jury by the door?
>>24637830
>it's December tomorrow
Oh my god
Really don't want to hang out with this girl later lads. I just want to play USFIV and stay in my comfy home. We hang out way too much, I've seen her 4 times in the past week
>>24637889
Does she think you are her bf?
>>24625410
Having to fill in forms to get my licence back back I got epilepsy. Big pain in the arse.
>>24637638
Charity shops, senpai.
>>24637908
I don't think so, it'd be a bit creepy if she did since I've only known her for about 10 days
>>24637950
>wearing dead peoples clothes
>>24637638
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>>24637638
I buy all my clothes from Uniqlo and Next
>>24637984
but the stories these used boxers could tell
Who do the best fitted t-shirts? Uniqlos are baggy as fuck.
>>24637620
Alright lads
Been trying to build up some courage but still to scared to leave the house. Think I might just have the frozen pizza in the freezer instead.
>>24637993
Where do Next, Matalan and TK Maxx come in those rankings?
Really have an impulse to throw myself off the roof today lads would be funny if I actually decided to just do it.
>>24630399
>>24632165
>no real advice given
>>24638047
TK Max and Matalan are
>my mum still buys my clothes
tier
Next is OK, if you can find something nice.
>>24638034
Wats there to be scared of its just mcds
What are you lads up to this afternoon?
I've just been sick and I've got a lecture at 2~
The class is all staceys except for me.
>tfw haven't been to gym in over a week now
I feel disgusting with myself but really just can't be fucked to go
bought my mum a galaxy s6 for christmas
>>24638177
watching a film. what you studying?
>>24638262
I-I'd rather not say anon~
Sorry!
fucking hell lads
>>24638317
you study nursing or women's studies or some shit
>>24638330
wassup lad
>>24638186
Don't worry mate I haven't been in a month. Once you get to 1 week of not going each day it gets harder to go back. So it's over Johnny. Enjoy being a larder with me.
>>24625410
>>24625427
but it isn't night time?
>>24638553
True that, ima go back eventually, just need to stop drinking so much, wake up with no motivation, might do some bodyweight shit later on
>>24638647
oh... didn't realise it was posted lastnight.
what are you guys doing rite now
why is his body so long?
>gf's 13 year old sister and her friends been in the house all day
>can't leave room
>get hungry
>they are in living room playing Singstar
>in there for agex
>decide it is safe to go to kitchen to cook pizza as they won't leave living room
>go put pizza in oven
>get back here
>they leave living room and are now hanging out in the kitchen
Just fuck my shit up desu senpai
What the fuck do I do now? Need to get pizza in 10 minutes and they are all hanging out in there. Should I just let it burn?
>>24638882
Why the fuck aren't they at school?
Fuck off with your bullshit stories you nerd
>>24638882
>hanging out with friends in the kitchen
>pizza starts burning
>bet it was my weird brother
>it wont stop burning
>what the fuck
>turn off oven and leave because kitchen stinks
Go for it mate, then you can cook whatever you want in peace
>>24638882
Just walk in naked
Then they will leave
>>24638919
>Why the fuck aren't they at school?
Dunno mate they always come back really early and just hang out in the house all day.
>>24626800
She left you because burnt some pumpkin pies or what? What the fuck are you talking about?
>>24626800
Or wait.. You killed someone/something/burnt the kitchen down? Kek
>>24638882
If you ignore it, they will come and get you and expect you to go with them to deal with it.
Right lads I just went balls to the wall walked right into the kitchen to get my pizza and turns out they've all left the house so that is good.
>>24639007
>>24638991
Obviously this is pasta we're not American we don't have Thanksgiving or moms
>>24639007
He probably just burnt something that was in there cooking and he's being overly dramatic.
>>24639044
>>24639032
>>24639007
>>24638991
Are you guys fucking retarded
He didn't look and the mum was in the oven cleaning it then he locked her in and turned it on so the gf got mad and left
Oi lads don't samefag just answer honestly, how many of us is there? So everyone just do an indivudal reply
I always thought there were about 20 of us but I am starting to think it is a lot less.
So I'm 1
>>24639133
id say its way more, not everyone has a personality you can easily follow
>>24639133
I'm number 3
Does anyone have a link to that thread in the archive where that guy was on about how we're all losers because to get a job you just need to 'walk around a bit' and you can live in a 1 bedroom apartment with 18 Pakis in London for 10 quid a week?
>>24639133
op image guy here, im here everyday.
number 4?
off out now, laters.
>>24627052
All you can prove is that you're black, not that any of this actually happened
>>24627052
Time stamp your dick
Describe how the girl looked
>>24639197
>>24639212
Why are you guys replying to him an hour later when he hasn't delivered?
Obviously it is all made up and he just posted it so he could wank to it after.
Literally no girl would consent to this. I know that ruins any cvck fantasies some of you might have, but it is the truth. You need to learn to separate that shit from reality.
>>24639133
Click post reply at the top and it will tell you how many posters are in the thread
>There are 59 posters in this thread.
>>24639133
I'm not a regular and only really come here when i get a loneliness spike. I mostly lurk anyway
>>24639133
Alright mate I'm here
>>24639247
I've only just opened the thread and was reading through it m8, chill
>>24639133
Check my 7
>>24639250
59 seems way too high
There's probably guys out and about and posting from different locations on different devices padding the stats.
Also has a grill ever posted here?
I can't play video games anymore without feeling guilty that I should be doing something more productive with my time than wasting it on kid shit.
What's happening to me lads?
>>24639247
Because I want to have a wank to it to.
>>24639320
>Play a game for an hour
>Get bored of it
>Alt+F4
>Nothing else to do
>Re-launch game
Are we growing out of games or something?
>Bedroom looks like '90s Croatia
>It's fucking disgusting
>Needs renovating
>Want new PC since I'm stuck with shitty laptop
>Don't want to build PC until room is done (priorities)
>Need about 8-10,000 GBP for all of this
>Only have 2,000
>On benefits
>It's going to take me at least 12 months to afford this unless I qualify for PIP
>Even if I qualify for PIP it'll still take 6 minimum
Kill me. I literally just lie here in bed every fucking day watching YouTube videos and browsing /r9k/. I cut out the pizzas and cigarettes to save money but it's just made me even more miserable.
My back hurts.
>>24639298
There could be a girl posting right now and you wouldn't know
>>24639409
>10 grand to redo a single room
What
>>24639320
>>24639339
I'm the same but I don't actually do anything productive.
Like I sit around all day shitposting being bored while at the same time telling myself 'better not play video games and waste my day'
>>24639409
Just do some DIY lad, can't be more than 500 pound to renovate your room unless you're putting new walls in or some shit
And a high tier PC only costs a grand, way less if you build it yourself
>>24639409
>8-10k
Are you getting gold plated walls or...?
Finally decided to bite the bullet and tell my family I fucking hate uni and I'm looking to leave, I don't think I've ever experienced so much disappointment and anger in such a short period of time. I guess it's just a matter of time before they kick me out.
>>24639423
Oh, right. I should mention that everything I own is terrible so I plan to replace it all. Furniture, clothes, electronics, etc.
>>24639320
>>24639339
this senpai, I've got so much free time just working part time but everything including vidya is just so boring
>>24639445
Kill them mate then you'll inherit the house. If te police come round just blame it on chavs.
>>24639440
>>24639441
Laminate floor needs replacing, skirting/door frame/door needs replacing, ceiling needs fixing, walls and ceiling also need skimming. New window since mine may as well not be there with the amount of wind and water it lets in. New furniture, new clothes, new vacuum cleaner and steam cleaner, new phone and PC. Lots of money. ;_;
>And a high tier PC only costs a grand, way less if you build it yourself
Need peripherals, too. Gonna cost about 2.5k since if I'm building this I may as well go all-out.
Do you think bar backing is a good job?
ear infection hurts like fuck, can't eat or anything
kill me desu
>>24639479
Even with the stupid amount of money on a PC all that shouldn't even come close to 10k
Go get some quotes for all the shit you need and DIY wherever you can
>>24639409
>10 grand
>for a bedroom
are you living in a fucking dreamworld? what do you need apart from perhaps some new flooring, walls painted, a new bed, chair, desk and PC?
>>24639566
I guess. Either way it's still gonna be a long time.
>>24639571
I'm likely going to spend the rest of my life in this room. What's wrong with wanting it to be lovely? Having a nice, well-decorated, clean room to spend my days in would make them much more comfortable. It's not like I have to pay for car insurance or a girlfriend or anything, so why not save up and make my room wonderful so I have somewhere nice to spend my time?:3c
>apply for a job at my local Three store
>they want me to have a prerecorded video interview
what the FUCK
I live 10 minutes away just invite me in for one you fucks
I dont even have a goddamn webcam
>>24639633
yeah but there's no way you need to spend 10 grand for a window, some basic skirting a new floor (laminate is cheap as fuck) and a PC
>>24639633
>Thinking you'll keep your room clean for the rest of your life
m8, you'll get sick of looking after it after a few months then regret spending so much money on itI did that with my 200 quid desk
>>24639673
Tradesmen aren't cheap, pham. Once you add the cost of supplies and installation just the bedroom stuff itself costs around 3k. Replacing a ceiling is very expensive. Give another grand for furniture, 500 for other little things like a nice rug, some wall art, and lighting, 500 for clothes, 1k for a cheap PC and a decent phone, and we're already at the 5k mark.
>>24639716
you are taking the piss, surely? skirting is an afternoon job, you could do it yourself for christ's sake!
granted if you're trying to replace a ceiling it could get pricey. What furniture are you buying that costs a grand? you can get a bed and a desk at IKEA for less than 500
>>24639757
>Less than 500
Less than 100 more like
What does it mean to have a "flexible attitude"?
>>24639757
But anon, as much as you want to hate on me, you can't deny that the majority of people on /r9k/ of all places would completely fuck any DIY job up. Most of us have no skills whatsoever. Sure, I can do the painting and assemble a bed by myself, but actual DIY work like that? Fuck no.
Desk, bed, drawers, and a wardrobe. Don't forget a new mattress, bedclothes, and a bedside cabinet.
Literally everything I own is shit. I grew up with frugal parents. Hand-me-down everything. School uniforms that didn't fit properly, second-hand beds that had weird shit the previous owners had carved into the sides for some strange reason. My clothes are all tattered, everything is off-brand and cheap. For once in my life I want to have something nice. I see all these cool battlestations on /g/ and I want that. I just want a nice bedroom with nice things in that. I want a nice pair of jeans that actually fit me and won't fall apart after a few months. I want a floor that isn't covered in chips and cracks that doesn't squeak when I walk on it and a radiator that actually functions correctly. Is that so much to ask?
>>24639811
You'll put up with any shit they throw at you and act enthusiastic and grateful that they chose to do so.
>>24639849
alright pal, I'm just saying - it won't be as expensive as you think
>>24639133
number 8 reporting in
>>24639864
Well, I hope not. Either way, 12 months isn't THAT long... I've sat in here and wasted away for 5 years now, what's one more? I'm very excited, robots. I'll wake up in a comfy bed and get dressed at sit at my nice desk with my nice PC with a nice rug under my feet and sip on a nice cuppa as I play vidya games with my future Steam buddies, and at night I'll take a nice shower and dry myself with towels that don't have that awful mould-used-to-be-here-and-is-now-gone-but-still-smells-funny stench about them and get back into a comfy bed and have a good night's kip as I listen to music with my fancy phone. :3
>>24639849
Nice jeans cost 20 quid, good shirts cost ten, a nice bed would be a couple hundred quid at most, mattress at 50-150, cabinet 40 from ikea (They have some nice shit at ikea)
Buy nice things but don't waste all your money on them or you'll end up regretting it
>>24639133
Number 9 here~
>>24639648
Start doing it like
'Hello my name is anon I have many years experience shitposting on 4chan and am a highly competent Frogposters, I graduated from Encylopedia Dramatica School of Internet in 2008 with a First in Memeology'
Then just whip out your erect dick halfway through and start having sex with the camera
>>24639923
I'm looking at the MALM series. Double bed, little 2-drawer cabinet as a bedside cabinet, 6-drawer cabinet, the desk with the pull-out panel, and some other series' wardrobe. Also an office chair for the desk. MALM looks very nice.
>>24639923
>Nice jeans cost 20 quid, good shirts cost ten,
Thsi desu don't be like some jokers on here who spend 200 quid for what is essentially a chavvy looking rain coat thinking that will make them look good
Look on Gumtree and Freecycle as wel
I did my room up a few years ago cost me little over 100 quid in total
Just bought some paint and banged it on the walls, got a new bed frame for free and a wide screen HD TV off Gumtree for 50 quid then bought a bunch of little shit from Ikea to add a bit of homeliness and now I am comfy as fuck.
>>24640004
Oh and I got a brand new corner desk from a charity shop for a tenner
>>24639950
My furniture's all MALM and it's really nice, also what this guy >>24640020 said, hit charity shops, I got a massive posh as fuck mirror for a fiver a few years back and it's one of the nicest things I own
>>24639716
>500 for clothes
Are you buying a life supply or what?
>>24639133
Reporting in, only just fucking woke up though. 14 hour binge sleep.
>>24640004
Oh, I didn't really want to give that impression. I basically plan to buy one level above Primark. Though I do want a nice coat that'll keep me warm. I don't go outside often so most of my clothes are just jogging bottoms. I want some nice ones with the fluffy insides. A bit gay but comfy as fuck.
I also need some nice formal clothes which is what will cost the most since I want to start doing volunteer work soon so I can work on my CV.
I have legit therapy-and-pills-tier OCD so I really don't want anything second hand. It's hard for me to deal with.
How safe is manchester at like 1am-2am?
Gonna work a trial shift at my hotel and they work at nights.
Still currently learning how to ride a bike again so I can use that later on, but for now I'll have to walk home for about 20 minutes to the outskirts(salford/cheetham hill border).
Last time I was out clubbing with some polish bitch (was like 3am) I had some weird friendly guy trying to invite me somewhere and a black guy and a girl telling me she's lesbian or someshit, which is pointless since I'm a bro.
>>24640108
Manchester is like London 2, look out for paki's
>>24640066
Go to Sainsburies and buy some T-shirts, they're like a fiver each and comfy as fuck, don't spend much on trousers because anything over twenty quid's a rip-off, get some shirts from next for like a tenner each, also jeans and a shirt are more than smart enough for volunteer work, and matalan have nice coatsreally nice, even
>>24640127
He is a paki.
>>24640127
I'm half white/east asian, I look like those whiter arabs so I don't think they'll be a problem, pajeets and pakis are pretty friendly towards me.
It's those nigs I'm a bit worried of since we ain't got anything in common.
Decided to book a mental health diagnose session because free NHS coverage anyways.
I was hoping to get autism and then access to autismbux, but now I've been diagnosed with severe social anxiety, the most meme diagnose there is.
Also I have to go to high intensity cognitive behaviour treament, which by the soudns of it is just 1 hour sessions of some normie telling me to "be urself"
>>24640108
>, which is pointless since I'm a bro.
Just trying to make sure she doesn't get raped by a paki
>>24638951
or they stay and things get a lot more interesting
>>24640200
Yeah totally makes sense for 2 black people to approach you at 3am as a safety measure.
>>24640178
I think I might legitimately have autism, dyslexia or something. I read about possible autism symptoms and they sort of applied to me. But I was always considered "smart" in school so I don't think any one noticed
How did you book an autism test?
>>24639250
At least 3 of those are me though.
>post at home
>post at work
>post from my phone
been over 24 hours since the last fap lads
feels good
>tfw you get home just before it starts pissing outside
>>24640108
Just ride a micro scooter mate that's what I do don't bother with learning to ride a bike. Micro scooter is just as fast because you can go on the pavement with it. I always overtake cyclists on my way to work. Turns what would be over an hour walk to 20 minutes.
I live at the top of a hill though and my job is at the bottom. If you have to go uphill to work I don't know what to suggest.
>>24640320
>got a 20 minute walk home in about 15 mins
>it's pissing down and cold
I'm going to walk in it anyway because there's no way I'm ever getting on the bus and sitting near some smelly bastards and single mothers.
>>24640178
Do you get paid for having Social Anxiety or only for autism?
got me first ever 9-6 shift tomorrow in a job where i have no idea what i'm supposed to be doing
>>24640355
Already spent 400 quid on my bike and locks mate, I am using that shit.
Also how detectable/incriminating is it to hide a pipe in your coat? it's not metal so it shouldn't be detectable.
>>24640259
I've gone an hour I really want another before people come home but my dick is starting to hurt and people could walk in any second.
I only get 250 pound a fortnight on NEETbux, how do I increase it?
>>24640408
Fuck it mate take it back to the shop my micro scooter only cost me 80 quid. It's got front and back suspension.
>>24640426
That's loads mate if you want to make a bit more you will have to become an entrepreneur. Try to think outside the box. Maybe knock on your neighbours door and tell them you are cutting their grass?
>>24640437
Mate it's been bought for like 5 weeks already I don't think its possible.
>>24640437
actually evans cycles has a 90 day return policy, I barely even used my bike cause of the insane rain and gusts, I think I'll get a refund.
>original packaging
I'm guessing this shit doesn't apply since the bike was bought on-site completely built.
>>24640523
>I'm guessing this shit doesn't apply since the bike was bought on-site completely built.
Yea mate that's fine there's no packaging. Just take it back then go to Decathalon and get an Oxelo micro scooter. if you are worried about rain you can fit it with rubber wheels in the winter so you can go on ice and water. It won't go as fast but then in the summer switch back to the plastic wheels and you'll be overtaking everyone.
>>24625410
>tfw its already mighty cold
hate to think of what its going to be like in 5 hours
>>24640523
>>24640487
Also if you guys are richfags and have really good jobs you might want to skip the scooter and just get some rocket skates. They are what I am saving up for as my new ride for the summer. The cheapest I've found them for is 600 so far though so need to keep saving. Hopefully they go down in price by next year.
>>24640617
Already drawn the curtains and thinking about putting the heating on early 2bh.
>>24640636
too rich for my blood.
So it's 100% legal to use a micro scooter on the walkway/sidewalk or whatever you british people call it?
If so then that shit's awesome since you go sanic fast and have 100% safety of the pedestrian area.
I have like 2 of my kryptonite gold standard locks as well, I'm guessing they're compatible with the microscooter.
>tfw my locks cost 90 quid and the scooters gonna cost like 70
>Poleaboo woke up after 3pm today
>was rude to his mum when she tried to wake him up earlier
>Has not applied to any jobs in 8 days
but
>Just to let you know that legal aid has now been granted.
>>24640636
>rocket skates.
Nice use of roastie to sell them.
heading home in the rain now, 20-25 minute walk to get home
pray for me lads
>>24640666
>So it's 100% legal to use a micro scooter on the walkway/sidewalk or whatever you british people call it?
I've heard that technically it is illegal to ride anything on the pavement (even skateboards and roller blades) but it isn't enforced. I've been riding my micro scooter to work for a year and no one has ever said anything. Well some chavs shouted 'wanker' at me one time but apart from that no one has said anything.
>>24640718
>going out
fuck off normie
>>24640706
She can rocket my skates if you know what I'm saying.
>>24640718
If you had a micro scooter it would only take you 5 minutes mate
>>24640666
If you do decide to get one I recommend this one
http://www.decathlon.co.uk/town-7-xl-adult-scooter-suspended-grey--id_8129076.html
It is way cheaper than Micro and it is the only scooter I've found with front and back suspension. If you get one without suspension it is bumpy and uncomfy but with that one you just glide along. They have a new model of that one the 9 but they took out the rear suspension and apparently it's not very good.
>>24640398
whatever, who cares.
you're getting paid either way.
>>24640743
It's clearly staged, there's no way a ginger could survive in that much direct sunlight.
>>24639320
I think its called becoming an adult.
>well done you won the imaginary thing in the pointless game that means nothing in life
>>24640108
Pretty sketchy desu. I think the homeless and drug addict problem is a bit worse since I lived there in 2008 as well.
>>24640860
Of course it's pointless, as is shitposting and most things you do in your life.
>>24640860
>implying everything isn't pointless and that anything in life has any 'meaning'
basic
>>24640596
fucking hell, the 90 days return policy said it had to be unused, I only used it like once but it's been 35 days.
Maybe I can just say the weather is so shit I never get to use it or anything, fuck.
or do I say it hurts the shit out of my back so I haven't properly used it outside of the initial ride?
I want to bang some women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJwetVN5jhA
>>24639915
well I hope everything works out for you pal
>>24640860
>well done, you watched the imaginary thing on the pointless device that means nothing in life
>well done, you read the imaginary words on the pointless dead tree that means nothing in life
>well done, you played the imaginary sounds on the pointless noise machine that means nothing in life
>>24640227
I just told my GP I wanted a test "just to know for sure, it's been bothering me for so long"
>>24640385
I only know of autismbux, I will definitely try to see if I can get some kind of grant or something from uni for this tho
>>24641004
well yea obviously.
or it could be well done you worked at something today that will help you in life and profit you tomorrow.
>>24641078
Yeah it was always be better tomorrow
okay the robot is being a cunt and won't allow me to post with non-ascii text, I can't be arsed to trawl through an delete it all
this is for the 10k lad
>>24641078
profit you tomorrow, to spend on doing imaginary things that mean nothing in life.
>>24625410
>360 is picking up a router in a completely different house better than my own roouter downstairs
THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE
>>24640743
Do you honestly go around on a fucking micro scooter? Seriously?
>lost my virginity last night
>it was with a girl who has a boyfriend
MISCHIEF
>>24639410
anon stop trying to scare me
>tfw too ugly and autistic to get a 4chan nerd twink bf
just end it desu lads
>>24639298
>Also has a grill ever posted here?
I know for a fact a fembot who's friendzoned me posts on here.
>>24641307
Most of us are too ugly and aspie to get a partner we want
Being a bummer doesn't make it any different.
>>24641307
now discover that gays have even higher standards than women
>>24641338
Not true. I've fucked guys. Not 1 single women has ever entertained the thought of hugging me.
>>24641338
Not at all it's just gays are much more slutty. Have a big uncut dick and you can easily get a twinky to be your slave without showing your face.
>>24641273
Yea, I ride to work on it. It's way quicker than walking or driving and way safer than cycling.
>>24641353
>Not true. I've fucked guys. Not 1 single women has ever entertained the thought of hugging me.
Probably because you come across as a bit of a bender
>>24641369
This is why you'll never have a girlfriend desu
Having a wank before meeting this girl was a mistake lads. I don't really feel like meeting her anymore
>>24641279
Absolute madman, you're a nomie now, getouttttt REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>24641353
Norman pls
>>24641365
Yes but if you do show your face you better be a 10/10 or you're fucked
>>24641279
how you doing Oisin, shes your gf now, and a whore
>>24641365
>uncut
All gays have a smegma fetish?
Just had a massive poo lads, feels good.
>>24641391
That's not true. I have a girlfriend and the scooter is sexy. All the girls at work like it and girls always look at me in the street when I scoot past. You're just jealous.
>>24641413
>uncut
>smega
Do you not have a shower where you live or...?
can you make lasagna with cheddar?
>>24641500
>lasagna
It's spelled lasagne
>>24641500
I'll allow it. Even if the robot won't
>>24641511
i don't give a shit to be quite honest my man
>>24641369
I refuse to believe that you actually ride to work on a scooter.
>>24641500
mozzarella
mozzarella
mozzarella
>>24641562
normally use that but we ran out and only have cheddar
>>24641541
I had some pictures of me riding but I can't seem to find them now. Let me look more.
I don't know what is so hard to believe. It is literally the best way to get to work in the city.
>>24641577
make carbonara instead.
and i mean italian carbonara not english carbonara.
>>24641598
Post recipe for your authentic carbonara pls.
>>24641704
fry panchetta chopped with garlic
while its frying break eggs, cheese and parsley and pepper into a jug and mix well. (i usually go for like 1 egg per person that's eating)
while cooking the pasta, put a few table spoons of the pasta water into the frying of the bacon, it'll create more of a sauce and pick up more of the flavor.
make sure you put a bit of salt into the pasta water so it does not stick.
pour the pasta into the frying pan, make sure to turn off the heat but leave the pan on the cooker.
stir it well, then pour the eggs parsley and other shit in. stir it until the cheese is melted and there you go.
>>24641820
btw dont add extra salt, there's enough salt in the bacon.
you can use normal bacon but it won't be the same.
>>24641820
>flavor
flavour
GTFO AMERICUNT!!!
>>24641847
Sounds good mang, would probably leave it on a low heat while the egg mix is going on as I've got gas and not that heavy a pan.
lads. I just want to end it all now. I don't enjoy life and never have, it's all bullshit
>>24641868
listen, i see red and i just auto correct.
i dont trust my own spelling. sorry. low self esteem.
>>24641978
You can do it mate I believe in you.
Lads I just accidentally punted my cat across the kitchen. I have these comically large fluffy slippers and my cat absolutely loves them she always rubs her head on them when I wear them. Well anyway I was playing with her in the kitchen then after we finished I started walking off and she darted out from under the table to try to her head on my foot right as I was walking. I took her clean out. I feel so bad I think she is okay I petted her a bit and she seemed happy but she started meowing really loud after I got back to my bedroom.
>>24642014
Why haven't you switched to UK dictionary??
>>24641978
yea it's shit
>>24642045
i guess it's because i really dont care.
>>24642030
Go check on her ffs lad.
Also post pics of meower.
>>24642030
sorry to hear that. I'm sure your cat will be fine, they're surprisingly tough
Dont know if I want to throw away 620 quid getting both UBW box's off amazon lad's
>>24642070
Or because you're a secret agent guido from freedomland.
>>24642093
What are they?
blxxxx
>>24642072
I am giving her more pets she is fine she is just feeling lonely today I think.
>>24642144
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fate-Stay-Night-Unlimited-ANZX-11631/dp/B00OUQWA76/ref=sr_1_5?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1448906125&sr=1-5&keywords=fate+stay+night+unlimited+
>>24642169
As a highly trained internet observer I think your cat may be a robot.
>>24642169
that is a cute cat, seems like a robots best friend
>>24642176
Just torrent it m8
>>24642176
How much for 5 BDs with no English subtitles?
>>24642176
wait for the blacked.com version
CYBER MONDAY.
don't really see any deals.
anyone get anything?
Lying on my personal statement and saying I'm big into robotics and arduino projects when really all I've ever made is an LED controller. Reckon it'll come back to bite me in the arse lads?
>wasted my teen years
fml
>>24642301
I doubt they're considering buying this because they haven't seen it before.
>>24642349
I seen fuck all 2bh
>>24642367
If you have an interview, yes
If you don't, no.
>>24642381
iktfb can never go back to 14 and relive secondary school to get that prime teen pussy then go play FIFA with my mates.
I just sat home wanking for the whole 6 years.
>>24642367
Everyone lies on CVs and stuff. My only advice would be to make sure you have at least a basic knowledge of what you're talking about, even if you've never actually implemented anything in practice. There's a decent chance if you're taking a job along a similar field and/or the person interviewing you has an interest in the same subject that you'll be asked questions about it.
If that happens then you're in luck because it gives off a good impression, but you actually need to know enough to get that good impression in the first place.
>>24642381
>the time between how old I am now and 18 is the same amount of time as the time between when I was 18 and 13
Should just end it all before it gets any worse. I keep hoping I'll wake up younger but it doesn't look like happening.
>>24642381
Wasting your 20s is way worse
Teens are designed for wasting
Wish I could be a m8 with a britfeel lad and make him happy desu
>>24642566
>Wasting your 20s is way worse
How do I not waste my 20s? I don't want to feel the same way I do about them as I do about my teens, but I pretty much gave up on life when I got to age 20. i just sit at home drinking and looking at porn then working occasionally when I need money.
I figured I wouldn't mind wasting my 20s because teens were the big one and I'll always regret that more than my 20s.
How long does your liver last lads? Like if I'm doing 2 or 3 binge drinking session a week, and have been drinking for 9 years, it should still keep going for a long time yet right?
>>24642612
Wish I could have myself a /britfeel/ boyfriend, but I'm too ugly.I'm a bender before any one asks.
>>24642710
I know all these feelsNo homo
>>24642367
Just do some reading up on it so you spout some buzzwords during the initial interview.
Unless there's a technical interview or a test that requires you to do put it into practice which some companies do, you'll be okay. If there is then no big deal, you aren't going to end up in any deep shit, they just won't hire you.
Absolutely exhausted, watching the simposons in bed edition
>>24642612
>tfw friends with britfeel lads
It's a good feel and all of the anons I've spoken to are so nice~
I want them to be happy
>>24642367
Tell him you're a robosexual and you will like to insert your driver into his port
What was your first day at your job like?
I think the thing that scares me about applying to these places is that I expect them to expect you to know everything from the start. I don't know how well they ease you into things.
>>24642635
Because 20's is when you start to piece your life together and things slowly start to make sense. Early 20's are mostly just huge wtf moments, but by mid 20's you should have an idea where you are going in life.
Otherwise you end up being like those 30 year olds who still work at tescos.
>>24642635
Teens are just schooling/growing up
20s are for higher education, career progression and relationships
You don't do any of that shit in your teens. If you don't do any of that in your 20s, you are fucked when it comes to being 30
Your whole future is dictated by how you spent your 20s
20 is absolutely fucking nothing
>>24642812
>>24642812
Fuck you, I never made it as far as Tesco.
>>24642808
Depends what job is mate
When I worked in retail they gave basically no training, didn't teach you anything or what any of the lingo means and expected me to be as good and as fast as the experienced people from my first day. Then when I wasn't I got yelled at.
When I worked in finance I got two weeks worth of training away from site at head office, they paid for hotel and everything, then when I got to the job proper they told me to just spend my early days watching, learning and asking any questions and not to get involved until I feel comfortable. That was much better.
So it depends if you are going for a retail job or not basically.
>paid two days ago
>29p in my bank
Fuck
Just got done with 9 hours christmas temp wageslaving. I can't believe people do that five days a week forever, I would sooner die.
>>24642812
>but by mid 20's you should have an idea where you are going in life.
Are you having a laugh? Only place I want to go is my bed, ,my laptop and sooner rather than later my grave.
I'm not some kind of normie who has plans and a career and shit. I am useless.
>>24642874
I work 12 hours a week and thats still enough to make me want to kill myself
>>24642857
Thanks for the reply mate. Did you have any experience in finance before applying for that job?
>>24642874
I know that feel mate I honestly can't believe people are happy to wageslave as much as they do. You'd be better off dead than living like that.
>>24642864
how much did you get paid and what did you buy?
Worked a 9 hour shift in Mkekolds last night, it was literally pain britbots
>>24642933
400 quid and anime figures and buying food for girls like the kuckold fuck I am
I'm >>24642903
>>24642936
>working in fast food
WHY
>>24642913
No I had absolutely zero experience. I just applied off of a whim, I was applying for everything at the time to get out of the shit retail job, I didn't think I would actually get it but sure enough I did.
I literally barely knew what interest was before I applied for it but they taught me everything on training now I'm a mean lean financing machine.
>>24642916
I think they get suckered into it by having normie gfs who pops out a kid, If you have a kid you need to do all the slaving you can to make sure it doesn't die.
I would much rather live a life of poverty in part-time work than do that 40-50 hour a week shit.
>>24642812
I'm 30 and I can't even get a job in Tesco. Wouldn't even give me an interview. Same with every other supermarket
Unemployable as fuck
where are the whyfus?
>>24642936
Did you get to eat the food?
I always see lots of hot foreign girls working there, were there some with you?
Do you work in the kitchen or at the counter?
Is it bad like people imagine with people dirtying the food and stuff?
How are Big Macs made?
>>24642812
Hello the 1970s, I didn't see you come in. These days, a huge number of people are in that latter position you mentioned. I'm 29 myself.
>>24642968
I think it is due to relationships. If you want a good gf, you need to make yourself 'marketable'. You need a job if you want a gf otherwise you are seen as scum. The more you work, the better your job etc means you can get a better gf.
It's all basically for sex. It's why everyone does anything.
>>24642960
Need the money and its literally the only thing that I could get at the time.
I stay there for the people to be honest, I like working with them.
>>24643017
>killing myself every week to get sex with a roastie so that I marry her and have shitty kids then die from overwork before I retire.
No thanks, I don't want admission to this ride.
>>24643009
Don't know senpai, maybe you're right. It's just that my friend planned and he managed to make it with a really good job at 24. Maybe he just got really lucky. Guess I'm hoping I get lucky too like him.
>>24643006
>do you get to eat the food
Yeah we can have a meal for our break, along with a dessert if we choose
>hot foreign girls
None to be had at my store :(
>kitchen or counter
I work counter mainly and the first window, which is order taking and general cleaning duties
>dirtying food
anything like that and they get put on their arse I imagine senpai
>big macs
not really sure, I don't do kitchen!
>>24642970
>>24642970
We went through this yesterday mate, literally nobody has ever worked at Tesco, been given an interview, or known anybody personally who works at Tesco. Ergo Tesco workers are an army of machines which they control and disguise as humans.
We just got led into a big room none of the ASDA people even offered a handshake or a good afternoon. When we sat down I quickly realised I was one of maybe 3 out of the 12 people there that could speak English and the only native speaker. They then gave up some lego put us in teams and told us to build this little lego building so I tried talking to my team but they didn't understand me so I just built it myself. Needles to say I didn't get the job, probably because I spoke English too fluently.
>>24643054
Good for him, it works out for some people. Out of everyone I knew, I would say maybe 40% went on to become what you would call a success. There are a lot who just have crappy jobs though, or none at all.
>mfw working at a pub
Why did I think it would be good?
>>24643107
>not working as part of a team
That's why they didn't hire you, they need someone who can communicate with all the non english speaking pakis.
>>24642968
>>24643017
These make sense desu. And it is a vicious cycle
>Want gf
>get job
>get money
>get gf
>impregnate gf
>have kid
>have to slave now to get money for kid
>gf is fat and used up want hotter gf
>have to slave super hard to afford kid and hotter gf
>get better job
>get more money
>get hotter gf
>impregnate hotter gf
>rinse and repeat until die of heart attack bald and miserable in mid 50s
Normies sure are living the life
>>24643121
Are you the Kitchen Porter from last week? I fucking told you! I warned you and you didn't listen to me! People never listen to me, even in real life, and I always turn out to be right. I'm like a Nostradamus that nobody likes.
>>24643188
Please tell me what to do with my life, I'm really confused.
>>24643121
I was actually looking at a job listing for a local pub earlier. The times were quite early in the day during weekdays and I assumed no one would come in. I decided not to go for it though.
What's it like?
>>24643197
uhh... I specialise more in what not to do than what to do. My best ever job was a small local shop, the smaller it is the comfier it is.
>>24643107
Wtf part of my post went missing. I put at the start of the second paragraph 'I had an interview at Asda once'.
>>24643118
I'm crossing my fingers that he can get me in for the same company. I'm doing the same degree as him and he has the power to recommend people. Plus he used me as a reference for when he applied too. Will the company remember that? Maybe? It's a long shot but it's something to work for, although the way I'm going now I can't see myself with a 2.1. I'm too behind to catch up. Job centre here I come.
>>24643107
>They then gave up some lego put us in teams and told us to build this little lego building
Holy shit, that's an assessment centre. They do assessment days for fucking asda? What the actual fuck?
>>24643228
I figured that might be the case.
Okay then, should I finish these egg custard tarts or no?
>>24643257
Yes, they will bring your soul joy.
Would like a hug
>>24643121
What's it like senpai? I've always wondered what it is like since tv shows make working at a pub seem so comfy.
>>24643188
Not the same guy no, just a guy who actually works at the bar and pulls pints.
>>24643218
Weekdays and early in the day are pretty good, its mostly quiet with occasional passerbys or old regulars stopping for a quick drink or two, so you can just browse the internet for a while. Evening weekends are god awful though, avoid at all costs because its full of violent pissheads, underages trying to sneak in to make you lose your job and barcrawl normies out to cause shit because you aren't serving them at that second. Also handle hotel shit at the same place, but that's a different tale.
>>24643295
Thanks senpai. They do taste pretty good.
>>24643305
Yeah
>>24643228
That's my dream to work at a tiny paper shop.
There is one near me whenever I go in there is only one staff member in there, sat cosy on their chair either reading a book or on their phone or laptop. I think it would be the only wageslavery I wouldn't mind so much.
Has anyone ever worked at a petrol station? I had an interview for one once but I got another job before hand. I imagine it would be cosy as fuck though, the job was all night shifts from like midnight to 6am. I would have been the only person working and no one can come in because all the doors are locked so if you do get the rare customer you serve them through the glass. Then you can just sit there on laptop all night shit posting like you are at home and you have all that food and stuff to at and drink if you get hungry or thirsty.
It sounds dreamy as fuck, I figure there must be some catch though or else everyone would be doing it.
>>24643333
I imagine that you have detail jobs that you need to do throughout the night.
>>24643333
Had a friend who worked at a petrol station, apparently it did get pretty busy, even at nights.
Want to work at some small bookshop myself. Sounds like it wouldn't be too bad.
>>24643314
like said here >>24643327
really nice and relaxed on weekdays, weekends are pure shit because its "lets get pissed lads xD": the experience and you're held responsible for them
>>24643333
the catch is those small independent places mostly are owned by pakis who only hire other pakis
>>24643424
Not here, I guess it depends where you are in the country.
>tfw i'm a boring person when meeting people for the first time
>once i'm comfortable with people i see myself as quite a fun person
>no one sticks with me long enough to see that side of me
life is shit bros
How are you all doing this evening?
>>24643327
LADZ ON TOUR, GET A ROUND IN, JONESY XD
>>24643440
give it a few years
/britfeel/ is so comfy today. I've been here since 1pm and have had a really nice time with no arguments or anything.
what do you lads think of call centre jobs? ever had one? any good experiences?
>>24643442
im ur friend m9
What are some typical names for the average bald headed piss head "lad"? Like Gazza, Joey or Alan.
Just watched Terminator Genysis, what a mess that was lads.
>>24643515
Steve seems typical
>>24643500
Some guy on here said he got one then started crying on the first day and ran home. Funny stuff.
>>24643459
>when they don't use the barmats or spill drinks
>>24643442
word, i feel the same about myself. i am ok, enjoying a week off work. makes me want to be a neet again
>>24643515
Davey, Kev, Steve, Darren, Bobby, Ryan
Do you guys bite your toenails? I do and people call me weird. I thought everyone does?
>>24643566
I do, but I thought it was really weird. Never knew anyone else did this
>>24643561
me too man, nice comfy week off
anything planned?
>>24643566
i do it sometimes, my mum has given me numerous nail clippers but i've misplaced them all
>>24643413
Do you judge me for drinking alone?
>>24643564
I will add to this Keith and Lloyd
can I tell my life story lads?
>>24643564
>>24643542
Steve seems to be a popular one
>>24643494
Yes lad, there was a sketchy 5 mins where the 4skin warriors looked like they might jump in but all in all like you say comfy.
>>24643515
>when people look at your shaved head and stereotype you as a bald council estate thug.
hurts man.
My best mate has became a drug dealer in denial, I'm fucking genuinely scared to be around him now.
>>24643582
I'm ready anon, please proceed.
>>24643515
Aaron ,Dave, Kev, Steve, Darren, Wayne, Rhys, Ryan, Pete, Jonesy, Lee, Oli,
>>24643607
>drug dealer in denial
What is this?
>>24643601
I shave my head sometimes so people do stereotype me as that and leave me alone as a result. Feels good man.
>>24643601
Grow some facial hair, that seems to help.
>>24643578
meeting my brother for some beers tomorrow, which should be nice. gonna go to town on friday probably, wanna buy some trackies and potentially a jacket. gonna watch a lot of films and get a takeaway at some point, a kebab or a chinese. what are your plans?
>>24643579
I hate nail clippers you can't get as smooth a cut as you can with your own teeth.
>>24643582
long as you aint no normie go ahead
>>24643582
You can mate, I believe in you.
Maybe we can all take it in turns each night a few anons can share their life story with the group and then we can all discuss what we thought of the stories
>>24643637
i already have a beard.
having a shaved head and no beard makes you look like a patient.
>>24643637
>bald and beard
Then he'll just look like a terrorist mate
i dont drive and have to get to a enterprise park for a job im applying for. cant wait to let myself down and quit after 2 weeks again
>>24643582
here I go lads, no bully
>Be 16 year old
>Pretty good at footie and had a few good friends
>Get signed to local teams youth acadamy
>get lots of praise from coaches and playing a few u18's games
>get a bad challenge that fucks my leg up, told by doctors I can't play again
>play a bunch of non-league games anyway
>get more bad challenges
>have to walk with a cain now
>on disability
>23 year old neet
>no friends anymore
>check facebook and realise one of my mates ended up in the premier league.
fuck my shit up, lads
>>24643687
yeah but im white.
We should have an open mic in the thread so anona can perform and get into stand up comedy
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they ARRRRRR
anyone else have any jokes to tell?
>>24643712
Which friend ended up on the premier league? Is he playing for some shit team like Norwich or is he actually good?
>>24643712
fuck it, mate.
you're one of us now...
forever.
>>24643712
>check facebook and realise one of my mates ended up in the premier league.
Which team?
>>24643712
shit senpai that fucking sucks, I can't pretend to have that level of skill in sport to know what it feels like.
shit sucks man.
>tfw rest of the week off
What the hell am I going to do lads? Mope about, fap and play NostWoW?
>>24643712
sporty chad gets BTFO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>24643734
>>24643739
It was Adam Johnson, plays for sunderland he's from middlesbrough like me.
>>24643767
He is 28 though and has sex with young girls.
>>24643759
Yawnsmugs are always talking about how they can use all their free time to persue hobbies, learn talents/languages and generally better themselves and humanity like ancient greek hilosophers who lived before the era of the "wagekek"
Maybe do that.
>>24643767
at least he's getting done for being a paedo
>>24643767
Did you ask him what happened with the 15 year old? Or did you drift apart. I bet he's a prick who just gets wasted all the time.
It was a sad story anyway anon, i'm sorry it didn't work out. At least you have /britfeel/
>>24643783
>>24643788
He's probably just gona pay off the girls parents desu.
>>24643712
>>get a bad challenge that fucks my leg up, told by doctors I can't play again
How does that happen? Did he run at you with a chainsaw? I thought tackling and shit was normal for footballers?
>>24643795
People who still know him tell me he said he met her in a nightclub, which isn't surprising because >north east
>>24643815
Ruptured ACL can e a career ender for amateurs
>>24643627
He keeps saying he's not a dealer but he's buying in like 2 grand worth of shit a time and getting folk to sell it for him. Totally not a dealer. Last week he found out one of the guys was taking money off him through selling, and he went out and kicked seven shades of shit out the dude in front of his wife.
>>24643712
I'd give you a pity handjob
>>24643849
>He keeps saying he's not a dealer but he's buying in like 2 grand worth of shit a time and getting folk to sell it for him.
So he's an idiot?
>>24643815
It's normal but you can still do serious damage if you do one paticularly recklessly at speed you can easily fuck someone up, just like what happened to that Payet bloke for west ham, bad tackle and he's out for 3 months.
>>24643849
what 2 grand worth of shit is he getting
>>24643759
dark souls is a very feely game
>>24643818
>going up the ranks with his friend
>his friend gets crippled
>his dream is over
>oh well on I go hey baby are u 15 let's fuck!
>delete friend from facebook as he is no longer well
Adam Johnson confirmed for complete cunt
will I ever have friends?
>>24643849
>hanging out with chav scum
Snitch on him to the police desu
>>24643895
Most footballers are cunts anon.
I am watching master and commander, very cosy and manly film
>>24643905
how old?
do you go to uni?
Magic moments
Memories we've been sharing
Magic moments
When two hearts are caring
Time can't erase the memory of these magic moments
Filled with love
>>24643943
23
doing vocational course at a college with a bunch of 19 year olds who despise me.
>>24643999
play football
seemed to work out for that other anon
>>24644011
I hate sports and I want friends with similar interests. Too much to ask I suppose.
>>24644048
Where do you live?will you be my friend?
>>24643892
Firelink Shrine music makes me sad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2llS87avh2w
>>24643849
Say he's selling weed and it's Birmingham based?
>>24644087
The melancholy is real.
>>24643106
>gets a meal AND a dessert on break
fuck you, we only get an allowance based around an evm, e.g. main, fries/cheese bites, and a drink
>working front/drive thru
front/drive thru at my store are usually teenage girls and managers
I usually work grill, on my last shift the other day I was scheduled 7am-4pm, and my fucking dickhead of a shiftie made me go on break @ 8:15, meaning I was grilling non-stop from 9 til 4
>>24644048
what are your interests anon?
>>24643849
Well, he's not a drug dealer. He's a drug lord if he's supplying other dealers with stuff to sell.
That's much worse than you think mate.
>>24644087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM41wzJyviU
Don't forget this one m8.
>>24644069
Not that guy but where are you?
>>24643849
> Last week he found out one of the guys was taking money off him through selling, and he went out and kicked seven shades of shit out the dude in front of his wife.
What did he expect to happen? Mans lucky to still be able to walk, IMO.
>>24644176
drug lords usually get 2 grand worth of shit at a time, yeah
>>24644214
yorkshire lad
>>24643006
>big macs
consists of a crown bun (top part with seeds), middle section, and a heel bun (bottom part)
we throw them into the bop (toasting machine) and then into the box
this box is passed up the line by the initiator to the assembler, who will dispense one shot of big mac sauce onto the middle bun and another shot onto the heel
it's then dressed with rehydrated onions on both buns and shredded lettuce
pickles in the middle and cheesy feet as they say
two pieces of reg meat are placed onto it then it's boxed up ready to serve
>>24644153
We get it pretty lucky where we are it seems senpai
And they do that shit here as well, they put you on break as soon as you start sometimes, because they need us out at a certain time
>>24644069
brighton. I will gladly be your friend anon
>>24644259
Ah bucks here
>>24644162
I like vidya, twitch and some weaboo things (not anime).
>>24644301
>>24644318
You are both very far from me but much closer together.
I believe the common denominator of the Universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility and murder.
>>24644296
What weight of meat goes into it?
fair play to the lads that work at McDonalds, I couldn't do that. I wouldn't be able to find the motivation to do it
>>24644296
How often to they spit in the burgers?
>>24640227
>But I was always considered "smart" in school
Here's a good thread on intelligence: http://britfa.gs/b/res/397811.html
Anyone ever play Bully on the 360 lads?
>>24644417
one tenth of a pound for regular meat
one quarter of a pound for quarter pounders
one third of a pound for big tasties (currently used for festive feasts)
>>24644496
Fuck I love Big Tasties. That sauce is next to Godliness. How often do they do them these days?
>>24644424
I've heard this one way too many times
>>24644515
they were doing them recently from October ish up until now
>>24644496
So a 1/4lber is 2/10ths of meat better than a big mac?
>>24644011
haha I laughed at this
>>24644561
too tired to do the maths pal I'll let you work that one out sorry
>>24644296
Thank you for this information.
>>24644454
Yep, got every achievement bar one, I think. Those fucking arcade games thoroughly shafted me.
>>24644600
Seems right to me, always thought it was that way round.
>>24644454
No but I beat it on PS2 it was well good.
>>24644296
Just call my heel bun alberto del rio then, because it never has any heat.
>>24630120
Same thread up when I get home from kek-ing
>>24644200
>tfw no spider waifu to fill me full of eggs
>>24644650
bop machines can be fucky at times plus unlike the wraps, burgers aren't continuously heated as they're being assembled
there's actually quite a few factors involved in this e.g. assembler prioritising another order, long transfer time from landing zone to bag/tray, etc.
>>24644707
>McScience
It's oddly interesting desu.
Christ, I hope somebody's found the night image.
Has the photo guy made a christmas version yet?
>>24644707
When someone orders the wraps, does a 'punk' girl with a face like a slapped arse make it in 10 seconds to crappy old punk music?
>>24643712
lmao at people buying this obviously fake shit story.
>>24644766
not sure if I should begin tripping with the name McAnon or not lol
but yeah working in fast food gives you more insight into that shit plus it makes you a better customer
>>24644794
tfw no cute goth girl to spit in your food
>>24644623
Recommended is it lad? 3 GREAT BRITISH POUNDS for a download copy.
>>24644823
Buy it now, all Rockstar game are entertaining, Bully:SE is no exception.
Great OST, great gameplay, and Jimmy is a pretty swell guy.
>>24644822
I fucking hate that stupid girl in the advert so much
and yet...
>>24644794
maybe, depends on whose on the line I guess
as for music, prepare to hear cheerleader and how deep is your love about 20 times a day
holy shit
http://mashable.com/2015/11/30/overweight-haters-ltd-cards-tube/#5EG8JURynPqc
quite funny desu
i have the capacity to be a world leader but i'd rather just sit in my room and wank
any one want to rocket league?
just blew my load to proper full on homo porn
what will happen next? do i go out and start sucking some dick?
>tfw want to fap but in the middle of watching a film
>>24644793
Here you go anon, original post to deliver
>>24644793
I think someone else is doing it now. Apparently the original guy killed himself. Someone was saying about it being in the paper a few threads back.
>>24644878
which advert!
>>24644632
>>24644856
Thanks anons I'm in on it.
>all Rockstar game are entertaining
I really didn't like red dead redemption, maybe I need to give it another chance.
>>24644954
Nouveau Thread
>>>24644998
Having fun with Halo 5 desu
>>24644958
>Someone was saying about it being in the paper a few threads back.
Which paper?
>>24645032
The /britfeel/ Times
>>24644520
That's not really an answer
>>24625954
This. Be kind to them and they'll literally get addicted to you. You have to like clinginess tho
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