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Hungover, cold and alone edition
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>tfw the govt is chasing you
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who /notgonetosleep/ here?
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Pakis out of my fucking teen sister.
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>>24442521
Me. Fuck my life. I have nothing to live for.
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>fifth for pakis out!
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>>24442949
y-you can live for me and i-i can live for you
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>>24443004
Waaaaay too gay brah, tone it down a bit
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>>24442521
I woke up at 1am does that count?

>TFW when you see daylight for the first time in 5 days
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>>24443032
>tfw fucking my sleep back to normal
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>>24443004
PlC RELATED
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Anyone from South London?
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>>24443072
me, at least till tuesday
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>>24443072
Paris here.
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>>24443083
Where exactly you at?
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>>24443117
why, I'm not down for the bum sex
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>>24443125
It's interesting you fucktard
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Can you guys make your own thread to flirt in, thanks.
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>watching archive footage of my hometown in the 1960s
>looks like an absolute paradise
>now it's a grey shithole, taken over my council house scum
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>just realised I'm invited to a threeway birthday party
>don't have a clue how to say no
Any ideas, faggots? I'm trying to think of a way to say "no, I can't come to your eighteenth because I've never been to a party and I'm pretty sure I'd hate it".
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Couldn't make it to this the other day. Good to turn to heater up with my full eng. breakfast and enjoy this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4DvtxGWndA
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>>24444242
I'm always slightly disappointed that we call them English breakfasts.
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>they banned an advert showing the lord's prayer from cinemas

That's so weird, I used to recite that thing every day at school and at 29 I still remember all of the words.

If you don't remember the words, get out.
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>>24444315
>I need someone to tell me what to think and how to worship
How's it feel to be an episcopal kek?
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>>24444346

I forgive you for your mean words, my friend.
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>>24444518
I don't forgive you for your high church kekery.

You're no better than the Catholics.

Low church! Low church! Low church! Low church!

Freeborn John did nothing wrong.
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I highly recommend living in a flat with girls, lads.

Drama on a daily basis and its funny once you get past the initial shock of it. Just last night one of them had a tantrum over a charger.
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>>24444574

Cold is God's way of telling us to burn more Catholics
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>>24444587
It's all fun and games till one of them crawls into your bed!
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>>24444636
That is when the games begin.

The deadliest game.
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Morning robots~

It's absolutely freezing. I could hardly sleep last night~ Even now I can't stop shivering. It's a little bit annoying, actually. I don't really know what to do today. Will probably waste it and regret it later.

Hope you all have a great sunday~
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>>24444166
No one?

Come on, help a britfag out. I honestly can't think of anything that doesn't come out as "sorry girls but I'm too autistic to go to your party".
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>>24444677
reminder to report this little batty
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>>24444682
Say you're busy or unwell. Or just fucking go, it might be fun.
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>tfw mum's cooking a roast and you wake up with a message from your oneitis

i-it's all going to be okay

;-;
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>>24444315
It's being discussed on BBC One now.

Personally I don't have a problem with it. It's not offensive.
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>>24444682
"Sorry I can't come, it's X relatives birthday party and my parents are forcing me to go"

"I don't feel very well today. I'm really sorry but I don't think I can make it"

"Sorry but I'm really overwhelmed with stuff to do right now and I don't think I'll be finished in time"

Any of those should work anon~
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>>24444734
I was thinking about the busy thing, but I was worried that it'd sound like "oh I'm sorry I can't come to your eighteenth, I had something more important to do, like homework". Unwell means it'd have to be at short notice, which is mean.

>Or just fucking go, it might be fun.
I'm fairly certain they invited me in order that I didn't feel left out (which is thoughtful), rather than because they actually want me to go. Not in a mean "ahaha why would we ever want anon at our party" way, just in a "we barely know this kid" way.

I mean, it's been well over a year and I hardly know anyone. I just went to Norway with some of them, and then pretty much never spoke to them again.

>>24444777
Also helpful. I think I'll go with the work thing, purely because I do in fact often get *really* behind in work.

>>24444759
Their message is fine. The implications that anyone who disagrees with their overall point is an Islamophobe is less so.
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>>24444636
Let's not fuck around here.

That isn't going to happen even if I don't want it to. One of the girls is single clearly has no interest in me and another who has a complicated relationship is unlikely to jump into bed with me. The rest are in relationships.
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>>24444810
They'll get drunk sooner or later.
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>>24444849
They have got drunk plenty of times.

Nowt happens besides tears and drama.
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Just got up lads
Should I continue working on my assignment or just doss about on the ps3?
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>>24445005
Spend an hour or two on your assignment then PS3~ That way you'll feel like you did something productive and can get comfy without feeling guilty.
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>>24445005
Do some exercise. That always wakes me up and gets me in the mood to do stuff. Personally I'm going to wait until I've shit out all of last night's Madras just to be safe.
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I'm completely fucked lads, cold turkying from a daily 600mg+ caffeine dosage
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>>24445104
>600mg+ caffeine dosage

Is that from coffee or do you have to take other shit to get to that level?
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>>24445005
Assignment. Then play. Then assignment, and then play again. And so on.
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>>24445118
Energy drinks and pills.
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>>24445152
Thank fuck I just drink jasmine tea.

Although I do drink three teapots a day.
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>tfw its fucking freezing and I have to walk to work
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>>24445205
>tfw I'm still in school and I know it only gets worse and worse from here on out
Feels fucking horrible, man.
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>>24445152
Why do you need all that? Do you fall asleep without it? I have a cup of coffee in the morning at work, maybe two but that's it.
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If it's all about arse, then why don't gays like a little bit of tit?
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>>24445230
To be honest I like to drink energy drinks for the taste and sometimes just abuse it. But I have to drive 45-70 minutes to wagekekery depending on traffic and I can get really tired while driving
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>tfw lying in bed
>gf by my side
>cat at my feet
>snow falling outside
>going to eat sunday dinner when I get up

I'd trade it all for a gaming pc desu
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>>24445280
>snow falling outside
This thread is for brits only.
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>>24445297
>being this new

--------
Hiuuzjd fibrif fjf t fi fif fk
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>>24445351
This is like my third time in this thread to be fair.
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>>24445297

I'm in Wick, we're still British for now.
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Off to get a new phone lads. Kind of want an iPhone but I work with a bunch of nerdy people who like to do the whole custom ROM thing on their phones and they'll be most unimpressed.
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>>24445389

Get a mid range windows phone from two years ago, that will really impress them.
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>>24445389
Don't bother with an iphone lad, biggest scam going.
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Morning lads. Got no other plans for today other than drinking coffee and browsing /r9k/ - what should I do with my day?
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>>24445418
Maybe mix things up with a wank or two
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>>24445426
Just realised I've not had a wank since I started dating my girlfriend, do people still tend to masturbate when they're in relationships?
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>>24445407
I know they're kind of balls spec wise but all I really use my phone for is internet browsing and the apps all seem to look much more polished and work better on iOS than android. For whatever reason almost all the apps on my S4 are kind of laggy/shitty looking.
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>>24445452
I've got an HTC M9 and it's great.
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>>24445389
Custom roms are a fucking hassle as they're mostly buggy messes. The dev focus more on their 1000 autistic 0.1% battery life but system breaking tweaks than the actual stability of the system. Seriously don't do it. Also being able to install a fucking custom rom is anything but technology literate. Those "nerdy people" are pseudo technology literate, the cancer that's killing the smartphone industry
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>>24445476
I was actually leaning towards a Z5 or some S6 variant. I like the look of the latest Samsung phones but I've had them for the past 4 years and kind of want a change.

Not a massive fan of HTC tbqh. Was gonna go with the 6P for a bit until I saw one irl and realised how fuck off huge it is.
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>>24445452
U fken wot? Iphones often perform the best in benchmarks as they're released compared to other phones.

Smartphone are all fucking toys no matter if appleshit or le supernerdy nexus 5. Trust me, I own the latter.smartphone are dead.
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>>24445489
I've been pon dat HTC ting for the last 5 years or so. Only thing I'm not keen on is the texting.
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Had 2 big shits already and it's not even noon yet.
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>>24445380
I'm not far from Wick and I didn't get any snow. What time was that?
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Just woke up, super hungover. Mum is hassling me every 5 minutes and all I want to do is be left alone and die in peace. Can't wait to move out so I can crash however I want after a night of drinking.
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>>24445514
I've had four but that's because I had an Indian yesterday. Worth it.
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>Posted yesterday about not being allowed to put heating on
>woke up at 8am this morning
>nose completely stuffed up
>fever
>gone through 2 (two) rolls of tp already blowing my nose
>Work starts tomorrow

THANKS PARENTS.
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>>24445597
>>24445614
aww diddums, maybe try being an adult
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>>24445508
Actually I guess my main criteria would be an SD card slot so I can watch my Chinese cartoons.

Apple have their shit on lockdown, I don't really want to be eternally keked by iTunes.
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>>24445656
are 32gb not enough for chinese cartoons? i just swap mine around, like when I'm done with first 10 episodes i delete them and get the next 10.
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Going to Asda to get some food robots~ What should I get? And does anyone want anything?
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>>24445650
>not living with mummy
normie leave now
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>>24445705
Can you pop softsub MKVs on iPhones? I haven't used an Apple device in years, last time I did they still required everything be in .mov to work properly.
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>>24445719
Kill yourself please desu desu senpai desu baka lads
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anyone work in social care?
15 - 17 grand for wiping old arse?
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I'm a faggot I'm a faggot I'm a faggot, I'm mofucking faggot
I JUST PUT A PENIS IN MY MOUTH JUST LIKE A FAG
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I am American but I am still very cold and alone. I don't see how much of a difference this makes but hate me if you will.
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>>24445739
it's ok, britfeel is just a meme. we also have a german guy who always comes here
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>>24445739
>>24445739
>I'm American
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LEAVEEEEEEEEEE NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
>>24445730
>work
LEEEEEEEESAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE NOW NORMIE RRRREEEEEEE
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Done a few lines of heroin and now cuddling with my cat in bed, an electric heated mattress thing on too

M A X I M U M C O M F Y
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>>24445739

You all talk like idiots, dat b real talk yo up in here. Please switch to Spanish.
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>>24445739
Why are you guys always so loud and in-your-face?
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Got rejected a job from primark.

Well that's defined my worth as a person.
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>>24445739
I don't really mind~ As long as you use UK spellings.
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>quit caffeine
>hands are still cold
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>>24445763
PIC sauce pls
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>>24445593

It was snowing when I got up for a 6am piss family.
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>>24445803
Nobody gives a fuck what you want you piece of shit. Kill yourself.
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https://youtu.be/PMILjhdg7Vs?t=87

I AM SO FAST FOR FUCKS SAKE

>increased caloric intake by 1000 calories daily
>still lost 3 pounds
FUARK
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>>24445814
Gugure! Kokkuri-san
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>>24445813
what makes you think the two things are related?
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bunging a pizza in the oven Tbh.
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>>24445860
http://science.howstuffworks.com/caffeine4.htm
https://www.paleohacks.com/coffee/cold-hands-after-coffee-8829
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>>24445803
Don't let it get you down anon~ You're definitely worth more as a person.
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>>24445803

You are probably just late, friend. Most companies have sorted their christmas temps now.
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Any London robots in here?
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>>24445906
Yeah, Croydon. Where are you?
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>>24445731
Thugger thugger, youuuouuuu

I want Michael Jackson land
Ooohoooooh
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>>24445933
Streatham mate
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>>24445906
Harrow senpai
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>>24445905
Fucks sake they only appeared yesterday in my area
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>>24446067

Oh, then maybe not. Just keep applying. I start mine next week and I see that some places still have them. Primark would be a hideous nightmare anyway.
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>>24446087
It was a night shift job either way. Would have suited me given my sleep cycle and inability to work with customers. Fuck working the day shifts in a clothing shop during Christmas
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>Got called a paki last night
>I'm half Italian.
>tried to explain
>got called a paki again

Scotland is a nice place
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jeeeez
my head is fucking fucked.

why did i eat that fucking sainsburys own thai red curry last night?

fugging ell
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just woke up tbqhwyl
and there's no food in the flat, and it's freezing outside, and it's sunday
...back to bed
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My Grandma wants to know what I want for Christmas, whats good and difficult to fuck up buying
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>>24446211

a qt gf in a box
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Granny is making a full on sunday dinner, today is a good day
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Word of advice, lads. Don't eat Chinese food and a bag of Bombay mix in the same day. I think I prolapsed.
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>>24446211
a leather belt
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>>24446211
Astroglide and a garden hose
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just had a shave tbqhwy
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>>24446211
Underwear, or pretty much just clothes in general
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How do I come out to my family as straight?
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wooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooh

fken kill me lads.
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>>24446227
>eating food prepared by an old person

No thanks
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>>24446281
Have sex with a girl and take pictures, don't see any point having a charade like that with your parents though mate there's really nothing wrong with it
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>>24446251
>>24446252
I already have these things

>>24446260
maybe but I still imagine this turning out bad
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>>24446292
Are you dumb? Old people make better food because they've got decades of experience.
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>>24446211
>In Sainsbury's the other day
>Checking out the vidya section
>2 elderly women are there
>pointing at the PS4 section
>"I think thats the one he wanted... CALL OF DURTY BLACK OPS 3"
>The other one shakes her head
>"No, I'm sure he said he has an Xbox"
>"Well whats the difference?"
>"I don't think there is one, which version of CALL OF BLACK OPS 3" is cheaper?"
>the Xbox one version is pound3 cheaper
>they go to pick it up
>Realise I should probably stop them ruining christmas for some poor kid
>"E--eerr excuse me haha, but the PS4 and Xbox One are quite different! The PS4 version of the game is needed if the person you are buying this for has a PS4"
>old women both look at me
>they look mad
>"No, I don't think there is a difference boy. But there is a difference between youngsters now and youngsters in the past. Youngsters in the past would never try to correct an older person"
>they take the game and storm off

Feel bad for that kid whose christmas is ruined desu
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>>24446211
Ask for money
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It's really starting to get cold in Sweden.
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>>24446163
>half Italian

just as bad tb h
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im thinking about ordering hormones and going full retard, thoughts?
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>>24445803
I too got rejected from primark. Now I work at a much better place. It gets better
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>>24446384
You tried, learn your lesson.

I saw a really faggoty hipster douche walk out of Sainsburys the other day with Guitar Hero Live for the bone.
I've never seen a hipster before but this guy defined it for me, down to the curly tashe, the leather elbow jacket and the thick rimmed glasses.

Besides, it's 15 quid cheaper in Asda.
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>>24446517
just for fun?

do it, just to see the look on your families face
then come camwhore for us
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What game should i play family?

All the new ones like fallout and asscreed are shit.
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>>24445874
Hello~
Keep forgetting about the robot desu~
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>>24446546
PES6
E
S
6
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>>24446517
I'm also doing this. good luck senpai.
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>>24446546
undertale tbqh
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Just got back from Asda~ Overheard a family saying that they need roasties for dinner and it made me laugh
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>>24446582
Never gonna play that shit on principle of it being overhyped and overshilled.
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>>24446546
Just play danganronpa senpai.
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>>24446585
Everytime you post I can't help but imagine the stench of your room after you throw up
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>>24446517
how would one order hormones?

don't you need your GP's okay and a year of therapy?
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>>24446517
>>24446580
TRT transcancer or test?
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>>24446602
Reading this makes me legit happy
Keep fighting the good fight anon~
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>>24446546
Duke Nukem 3d
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>>24446610
I actually bought the first on on my shita but then i realized it's not actually a game and i have a kindle for books.
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>>24446613
I normally throw up in the toilet since I force myself to do it~ Sometimes, however, it comes really suddenly so I have to do it on the floor. My room smells more of disinfectant right now tbqh~
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>>24446632
Faggy tans shit here.
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>>24446384

It was nice of you to try anon, don't worry about the oldies getting mad. It sounds like you were polite about it, it's just a pride thing for them. That kid will have to pretend to love it on Christmas day then go back with his mum and swap it on boxing day.
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>>24446628
nah if you're mtf its piss easy to get a hold of hormones, if you get doctors involved you're basically trying to convince them to pay for them for you
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>>24446525
lol I saw a guy like that the other week, ridiculous beard/moustache combo, elaborately combed, puffed up hair, thick-rimmed glasses and wearing what looked like horse riding gear.
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>>24446695
do you need to inject? or is it just oral pills?

I'm just curious, nothing more
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>>24446548
H-hello anon~
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Trannies are mentally ill Tbh.
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>>24446753
both, injections are harder to do though so most people just pop pills, and pills are cheaper too
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>>24446790
yep, but there's no remedy, so what can we do?
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>Homeless man outside tesco asks for change
>give him some
>come out of tesco and he demands more
>too polite to say no

N-next time right lads?
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>>24446813
i just put on a stern face and walk past and hope they dont ask me, same with the plebs that try and flog me a big issue
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used to come in here most days and have good chats with the lads, but ever since that ~ weeb came in posting about throwing up blood i can't come in because he makes my skin crawl. sucks.
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>>24446813
As they say "Hello" I just smile my greatest smile and go "WHY HELLO THERE!" in the most autistic way imaginable - most homeless folks who've seen me just stop saying hello, which is a blast to me. Give it a shot, anon.
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>get out of bed at midday
>t minus 21 hours till wagekeking
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>>24446790
I'd say it's more of a developmental disorder, comparable to autism
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>>24446809
We can kill ourselves.
>>24446769
>>24446855
fight~
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>>24446882
got out of bed today at 12 and have to go wagekeking aaaaaaaaaaaaat 5:40 lad so it's only about 18 hours for me
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crashing hard lads, woah
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>>24447163
you boring cunt, kill yourself
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don't want to check my bank balance lads
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>>24446882
>tfw wagekeking in less than 4 hours
Working sundays sucks
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>>24447211
>tfw i was wagekeking at 5am this morning
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urghh, I ate way too much food for lunch~ I didn't notice while I was forcing myself to eat it but afterwards, when I looked at the calories, I started crying. Because there was so much it was really hard to throw it all up. Felt like my throat was going to split from the volume. I feel bad because I'm pretty sure I didn't get all of it out either~
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tried to be normie and "socialised" with some people at work last night. oh fuck i just cant do it i felt so uncomfortable
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>>24447253
think of the skinny jeans, you prancing la-la homo man
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>>24447253
Won't you just hurry up and die you boring cunt
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>>24447253
You're really boring. I'm sure you think all this makes you interesting but it doesn't.
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>>24447253
Let's see that cute little ass of yours, whore.
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>>24447253
I thought you were trying to not die.
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>>24447339
I am anon~ I'm trying really really hard. I really am. I try my best to eat often. I'm doing my best. I mean it. It's just so hard to ignore the urges. But I'm really trying my best. I'm doing as much as I can. I'm trying really hard
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>>24447423
Glad to hear it. Keep at it champ.
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>>24447423
Are you that guy who wanted to throw up once and claimed it would just be a one time thing?
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>>24447423
God damn you fucking faggot quit using that fucking tilde so much. I'm new to this general, what's the story on this nerd?
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>>24447477
I don't think that was me~ I've been doing this since I was about 12 but it only got really bad a few months ago
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how many of you would be willing to date a girl with a penor?
t. just curious totally not a tranny
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>>24447508
I would be willing to cuddle.
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>>24447508
Your not a girl you're a man
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i have 5 pounds, worth going out before shops shut at 4?
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STOP POSTING ANIME LADS
AAAHHHHH
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>>24447508
Give me 6 months to a year and my boi pucci is all yours
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>my brother was talking about his heroic deeds in traffic again
>says he drove really close to some dude like pretending to ramm him and the other guy in the car (who did nothing) got really mad about it and scared
>i ask him why he did that
>he tells me just for fun to piss him off
>call him out for being a piece of shit and his license should be taken away
>family is suddenly upset about me calling him out
I'm seriously supposed to approve of all this just because he's my brother. can't do that desu.
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>>24447535
do it family
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The planet would be a better place if it was populated only by Muslims.

I am of course talking about Venus.
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fucking hate sundays lads
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>>24447503
You're a fucking nonce lad
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>>24447915
I already know that anon~ I know how much of a failure I am. I just wish I could be normal.
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>>24447935
You should probably kill yourself you fucking faggot.
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>Poleaboo is signing on tomorrow
>Only recorded 2 days worth of job searching in his book

In his defence, thought he'd definitely get one of the jobs at ODEON
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>buy nando's xtra xtra hot peri peri sauce
>it wasn't that hot
why do people lie to me?
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>>24447979

Why doesn't Poleaboo make shit up?
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Poleaboo got bummed by a man he met off grindr last night
He shit has poo on his sheets and on his willy
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>>24442496
Lads why am I fine making friends with a girl but then always catch feelings and turn into the ultimate sperg?
I'm able to blend intp the normies in most other aspectsof life but get struck by autism whenever it comes to grills. Wat do?
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>>24448006
It takes as much effort to make shit up and right it down as it does to actually apply to real jobs
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>>24447619
You've resorted to using sickipedia jokes on 4chin

What a mess your life is
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Muhammed was a mentally deranged paedo who made up a load of shit for his own personal gain and nothing more.
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>>24448030
Avoid girls
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>>24448076
Take your edge somewhere else
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>>24448076
so was jesus of nazareth

messiah's were all the rage back in the day, like celebrities now
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>>24448095

Fuck off muzzer, stop being stupid.
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>>24448098
Jesus wasn't a paedo
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killselfaboo
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>>24448098
what did Jesus gain? How was he a paedo?
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>tfw stuck living in the purgatory shithole that is East Devon

Where nothing happens, where I have no friends, where old people come to die...
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Satan has come back into the hearts and minds of millions with a new name - Allah.
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>>24448111
Just go to /pol/ or an EDL rally you'll fit in better thete
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>>24448143
england itself is a purgatory shithole
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>>24448143

I was born and raised in East Devon. Where are you lad? I'm an Exmouth boy, though I was born in Torquay.

I fucking love the quietness and nothing happening.
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>>24448134
Jesus gained salvation for mankind through being horribly tortured

The selfish bastard
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>>24448120
>>24448134
Every male TV presenter from the past 5 decades is a paedo, Jesus was probably a paedo too.

Irrefutable logic.
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really want some fruit juice right now
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>>24448164
>Exmouth
Is that you Alex?
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>>24448233

No, I am not Alex. You're not from here as well are you? That's weird and i'm scared.
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>>24448251
Yes... Born in Taunton to a pair of Mancs. Now I'm stuck here ;_;

Come for a walk with me and chat robot shit
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>>24448283

Sorry bro, I moved away a year ago. I miss it like hell though. Does it still have like 4 vaping shops even though it's a small town?
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>>24448296
>I moved away a year ago
The way you worded your sentences implied you still live here. Why would that scare you m8?

And why'd you move?
>tfw want to move to Manchester
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>>24448325

You could be anyone, there were some dodgy types. I moved for a job, but City life is stressful. Surely Manchester won't be any better, there will be crime and stuff.
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>>24447619
>>24448053
if the muslims were advanced enough to be able to populate venus then they could wipe out earth without any problems.
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>>24448283
wtf im called alex and from tauntion as well
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>>24446037
Holy shit Harrow here too
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I started watching anime a couple weeks ago and now I have seen two. Death Note which was ok but got very shit, and FMA: Brotherhood which I fucking loved. What should I watch next, any recommendations?
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>>24448373
Yeah but I live in Exmouth

>>24448362
Hypothetically if we did meet it'd be in town, for your safety, not mine (not that I'd do anything)

Also I want to move to Manchester because things happen, it's fast paced and has a big library, museums and art galleries
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>>24448423
boku no pico

blooox
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>>24448446

I read that you were a manc originally, and the Northerners that come down tend to cause trouble. I probably would, but i'm not there anymore. We could have gone to KFC then copped some drugs from the dodgy arcade next door that is just there for druggies and chavs.
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>>24448423
Cardcaptor Sakura
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I'M SLIMER THAN A BOOGER NIGGA
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>>24448470
Parents are Mancs. Moved to Taunton because my dad was racist.

I've lived in Exmouth with my foster family since I was 6.

>copped some drugs
I don't do drugs lad
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>>24446602
it is overrated
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How to get psychedelics in the UK???
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>>24448626

Me neither dude, but there isn't anything to do in Exmouth. Too cold to walk on the seafront. How old are you now?
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>>24446602
That's fucking retarded.

Don't play it because you don't like the look of it, not because of what other people think.
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i have a zero hours contract and i dont know if ill be called for work tomorrow.

think i should get drunk tonight?
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Fuckin hell lads, stood in the EE shop for 10 mins waiting to be seen to, whenever someone was free an old person barged past me and started talking even though they could see I'd been there first.

Why are old people such bastards. I would've only been 10 minutes, I don't need an hour long lesson on the basics of operating a phone like you shitters.
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>>24448673
No.

Read a good book.
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>>24448682
Barge harder, faggot.
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>>24448699
I'd rather wait in a queue like a civilised person. Are we in America?
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>>24448664
>there isn't anything to do in Exmouth
>claimed to like the tranquillity
Kek

I nightwalk on the common
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>>24448682

I honestly can't think of a reason to go into an EE shop except to get a walk through of how to use a phone. They can't do shit in store.
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>>24447508
I'd certainly consider it.
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spent 456.30 of our queen's pound sterling on just eat in 2015
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>>24448723

That sounds a bit rapey m8, you should go watch the doggers instead. The few friends I had didn't live in Exmouth so I never did much in the town itself. Going up to Orcombe point in the summer is beautiful though, bit weird seeing a little tribute note every time one visits though.
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>>24448673
Go for it senpai
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>>24446695
>if you're mtf its piss easy to get a hold of hormones
And if I'm not?


>>24444759
>migration is beautiful
>daring to compare themselves to butterflies.
OUT NOW!
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>>24448705
If it ain't working, it ain't working. So do what does work you inbred mongoose. It's not like they're going to take offence; they're doing it themselves.

Also pretty much, yeah.
>>24448795
Yeah, fuck other people's opinions, man.
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