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Hungover, cold and alone edition
>tfw the govt is chasing you
who /notgonetosleep/ here?
Pakis out of my fucking teen sister.
>>24442521
Me. Fuck my life. I have nothing to live for.
>fifth for pakis out!
>>24442949
y-you can live for me and i-i can live for you
>>24443004
Waaaaay too gay brah, tone it down a bit
>>24442521
I woke up at 1am does that count?
>TFW when you see daylight for the first time in 5 days
>>24443032
>tfw fucking my sleep back to normal
>>24443004
PlC RELATED
Anyone from South London?
>>24443072
me, at least till tuesday
>>24443072
Paris here.
>>24443083
Where exactly you at?
>>24443117
why, I'm not down for the bum sex
>>24443125
It's interesting you fucktard
Can you guys make your own thread to flirt in, thanks.
>watching archive footage of my hometown in the 1960s
>looks like an absolute paradise
>now it's a grey shithole, taken over my council house scum
>just realised I'm invited to a threeway birthday party
>don't have a clue how to say no
Any ideas, faggots? I'm trying to think of a way to say "no, I can't come to your eighteenth because I've never been to a party and I'm pretty sure I'd hate it".
Couldn't make it to this the other day. Good to turn to heater up with my full eng. breakfast and enjoy this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4DvtxGWndA
>>24444242
I'm always slightly disappointed that we call them English breakfasts.
>they banned an advert showing the lord's prayer from cinemas
That's so weird, I used to recite that thing every day at school and at 29 I still remember all of the words.
If you don't remember the words, get out.
>>24444315
>I need someone to tell me what to think and how to worship
How's it feel to be an episcopal kek?
>>24444346
I forgive you for your mean words, my friend.
>>24444518
I don't forgive you for your high church kekery.
You're no better than the Catholics.
Low church! Low church! Low church! Low church!
Freeborn John did nothing wrong.
I highly recommend living in a flat with girls, lads.
Drama on a daily basis and its funny once you get past the initial shock of it. Just last night one of them had a tantrum over a charger.
>>24444574
Cold is God's way of telling us to burn more Catholics
>>24444587
It's all fun and games till one of them crawls into your bed!
>>24444636
That is when the games begin.
The deadliest game.
Morning robots~
It's absolutely freezing. I could hardly sleep last night~ Even now I can't stop shivering. It's a little bit annoying, actually. I don't really know what to do today. Will probably waste it and regret it later.
Hope you all have a great sunday~
>>24444166
No one?
Come on, help a britfag out. I honestly can't think of anything that doesn't come out as "sorry girls but I'm too autistic to go to your party".
>>24444677
reminder to report this little batty
>>24444682
Say you're busy or unwell. Or just fucking go, it might be fun.
>tfw mum's cooking a roast and you wake up with a message from your oneitis
i-it's all going to be okay;-;
>>24444315
It's being discussed on BBC One now.
Personally I don't have a problem with it. It's not offensive.
>>24444682
"Sorry I can't come, it's X relatives birthday party and my parents are forcing me to go"
"I don't feel very well today. I'm really sorry but I don't think I can make it"
"Sorry but I'm really overwhelmed with stuff to do right now and I don't think I'll be finished in time"
Any of those should work anon~
>>24444734
I was thinking about the busy thing, but I was worried that it'd sound like "oh I'm sorry I can't come to your eighteenth, I had something more important to do, like homework". Unwell means it'd have to be at short notice, which is mean.
>Or just fucking go, it might be fun.
I'm fairly certain they invited me in order that I didn't feel left out (which is thoughtful), rather than because they actually want me to go. Not in a mean "ahaha why would we ever want anon at our party" way, just in a "we barely know this kid" way.
I mean, it's been well over a year and I hardly know anyone. I just went to Norway with some of them, and then pretty much never spoke to them again.
>>24444777
Also helpful. I think I'll go with the work thing, purely because I do in fact often get *really* behind in work.
>>24444759
Their message is fine. The implications that anyone who disagrees with their overall point is an Islamophobe is less so.
>>24444636
Let's not fuck around here.
That isn't going to happen even if I don't want it to. One of the girls is single clearly has no interest in me and another who has a complicated relationship is unlikely to jump into bed with me. The rest are in relationships.
>>24444810
They'll get drunk sooner or later.
>>24444849
They have got drunk plenty of times.
Nowt happens besides tears and drama.
Just got up lads
Should I continue working on my assignment or just doss about on the ps3?
>>24445005
Spend an hour or two on your assignment then PS3~ That way you'll feel like you did something productive and can get comfy without feeling guilty.
>>24445005
Do some exercise. That always wakes me up and gets me in the mood to do stuff. Personally I'm going to wait until I've shit out all of last night's Madras just to be safe.
I'm completely fucked lads, cold turkying from a daily 600mg+ caffeine dosage
>>24445104
>600mg+ caffeine dosage
Is that from coffee or do you have to take other shit to get to that level?
>>24445005
Assignment. Then play. Then assignment, and then play again. And so on.
>>24445118
Energy drinks and pills.
>>24445152
Thank fuck I just drink jasmine tea.
Although I do drink three teapots a day.
>tfw its fucking freezing and I have to walk to work
>>24445205
>tfw I'm still in school and I know it only gets worse and worse from here on out
Feels fucking horrible, man.
>>24445152
Why do you need all that? Do you fall asleep without it? I have a cup of coffee in the morning at work, maybe two but that's it.
If it's all about arse, then why don't gays like a little bit of tit?
>>24445230
To be honest I like to drink energy drinks for the taste and sometimes just abuse it. But I have to drive 45-70 minutes to wagekekery depending on traffic and I can get really tired while driving
>tfw lying in bed
>gf by my side
>cat at my feet
>snow falling outside
>going to eat sunday dinner when I get up
I'd trade it all for a gaming pc desu
>>24445280
>snow falling outside
This thread is for brits only.
>>24445297
>being this new
--------
Hiuuzjd fibrif fjf t fi fif fk
>>24445351
This is like my third time in this thread to be fair.
>>24445297
I'm in Wick, we're still British for now.
Off to get a new phone lads. Kind of want an iPhone but I work with a bunch of nerdy people who like to do the whole custom ROM thing on their phones and they'll be most unimpressed.
>>24445389
Get a mid range windows phone from two years ago, that will really impress them.
>>24445389
Don't bother with an iphone lad, biggest scam going.
Morning lads. Got no other plans for today other than drinking coffee and browsing /r9k/ - what should I do with my day?
>>24445418
Maybe mix things up with a wank or two
>>24445426
Just realised I've not had a wank since I started dating my girlfriend, do people still tend to masturbate when they're in relationships?
>>24445407
I know they're kind of balls spec wise but all I really use my phone for is internet browsing and the apps all seem to look much more polished and work better on iOS than android. For whatever reason almost all the apps on my S4 are kind of laggy/shitty looking.
>>24445452
I've got an HTC M9 and it's great.
>>24445389
Custom roms are a fucking hassle as they're mostly buggy messes. The dev focus more on their 1000 autistic 0.1% battery life but system breaking tweaks than the actual stability of the system. Seriously don't do it. Also being able to install a fucking custom rom is anything but technology literate. Those "nerdy people" are pseudo technology literate, the cancer that's killing the smartphone industry
>>24445476
I was actually leaning towards a Z5 or some S6 variant. I like the look of the latest Samsung phones but I've had them for the past 4 years and kind of want a change.
Not a massive fan of HTC tbqh. Was gonna go with the 6P for a bit until I saw one irl and realised how fuck off huge it is.
>>24445452
U fken wot? Iphones often perform the best in benchmarks as they're released compared to other phones.
Smartphone are all fucking toys no matter if appleshit or le supernerdy nexus 5. Trust me, I own the latter.smartphone are dead.
>>24445489
I've been pon dat HTC ting for the last 5 years or so. Only thing I'm not keen on is the texting.
Had 2 big shits already and it's not even noon yet.
>>24445380
I'm not far from Wick and I didn't get any snow. What time was that?
Just woke up, super hungover. Mum is hassling me every 5 minutes and all I want to do is be left alone and die in peace. Can't wait to move out so I can crash however I want after a night of drinking.
>>24445514
I've had four but that's because I had an Indian yesterday. Worth it.
>Posted yesterday about not being allowed to put heating on
>woke up at 8am this morning
>nose completely stuffed up
>fever
>gone through 2 (two) rolls of tp already blowing my nose
>Work starts tomorrow
THANKS PARENTS.
>>24445597
>>24445614
aww diddums, maybe try being an adult
>>24445508
Actually I guess my main criteria would be an SD card slot so I can watch my Chinese cartoons.
Apple have their shit on lockdown, I don't really want to be eternally keked by iTunes.
>>24445656
are 32gb not enough for chinese cartoons? i just swap mine around, like when I'm done with first 10 episodes i delete them and get the next 10.
Going to Asda to get some food robots~ What should I get? And does anyone want anything?
>>24445650
>not living with mummy
normie leave now
>>24445705
Can you pop softsub MKVs on iPhones? I haven't used an Apple device in years, last time I did they still required everything be in .mov to work properly.
>>24445719
Kill yourself please desu desu senpai desu baka lads
anyone work in social care?
15 - 17 grand for wiping old arse?
I'm a faggot I'm a faggot I'm a faggot, I'm mofucking faggot
I JUST PUT A PENIS IN MY MOUTH JUST LIKE A FAG
I am American but I am still very cold and alone. I don't see how much of a difference this makes but hate me if you will.
>>24445739
it's ok, britfeel is just a meme. we also have a german guy who always comes here
>>24445739
>>24445739
>I'm American
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LEAVEEEEEEEEEE NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
>>24445730
>work
LEEEEEEEESAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE NOW NORMIE RRRREEEEEEE
Done a few lines of heroin and now cuddling with my cat in bed, an electric heated mattress thing on too
M A X I M U M C O M F Y
>>24445739
You all talk like idiots, dat b real talk yo up in here. Please switch to Spanish.
>>24445739
Why are you guys always so loud and in-your-face?
Got rejected a job from primark.
Well that's defined my worth as a person.
>>24445739
I don't really mind~ As long as you use UK spellings.
>quit caffeine
>hands are still cold
>>24445763
PIC sauce pls
>>24445593
It was snowing when I got up for a 6am piss family.
>>24445803
Nobody gives a fuck what you want you piece of shit. Kill yourself.
https://youtu.be/PMILjhdg7Vs?t=87
I AM SO FAST FOR FUCKS SAKE
>increased caloric intake by 1000 calories daily
>still lost 3 pounds
FUARK
>>24445814
Gugure! Kokkuri-san
>>24445813
what makes you think the two things are related?
bunging a pizza in the oven Tbh.
>>24445860
http://science.howstuffworks.com/caffeine4.htm
https://www.paleohacks.com/coffee/cold-hands-after-coffee-8829
>>24445803
Don't let it get you down anon~ You're definitely worth more as a person.
>>24445803
You are probably just late, friend. Most companies have sorted their christmas temps now.
Any London robots in here?
>>24445906
Yeah, Croydon. Where are you?
>>24445731
Thugger thugger, youuuouuuu
I want Michael Jackson land
Ooohoooooh
>>24445933
Streatham mate
>>24445906
Harrow senpai
>>24445905
Fucks sake they only appeared yesterday in my area
>>24446067
Oh, then maybe not. Just keep applying. I start mine next week and I see that some places still have them. Primark would be a hideous nightmare anyway.
>>24446087
It was a night shift job either way. Would have suited me given my sleep cycle and inability to work with customers. Fuck working the day shifts in a clothing shop during Christmas
>Got called a paki last night
>I'm half Italian.
>tried to explain
>got called a paki again
Scotland is a nice place
jeeeez
my head is fucking fucked.
why did i eat that fucking sainsburys own thai red curry last night?
fugging ell
just woke up tbqhwyl
and there's no food in the flat, and it's freezing outside, and it's sunday
...back to bed
My Grandma wants to know what I want for Christmas, whats good and difficult to fuck up buying
>>24446211
a qt gf in a box
Granny is making a full on sunday dinner, today is a good day
Word of advice, lads. Don't eat Chinese food and a bag of Bombay mix in the same day. I think I prolapsed.
>>24446211
a leather belt
>>24446211
Astroglide and a garden hose
just had a shave tbqhwy
>>24446211
Underwear, or pretty much just clothes in general
How do I come out to my family as straight?
wooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooh
fken kill me lads.
>>24446227
>eating food prepared by an old person
No thanks
>>24446281
Have sex with a girl and take pictures, don't see any point having a charade like that with your parents though mate there's really nothing wrong with it
>>24446251
>>24446252
I already have these things
>>24446260
maybe but I still imagine this turning out bad
>>24446292
Are you dumb? Old people make better food because they've got decades of experience.
>>24446211
>In Sainsbury's the other day
>Checking out the vidya section
>2 elderly women are there
>pointing at the PS4 section
>"I think thats the one he wanted... CALL OF DURTY BLACK OPS 3"
>The other one shakes her head
>"No, I'm sure he said he has an Xbox"
>"Well whats the difference?"
>"I don't think there is one, which version of CALL OF BLACK OPS 3" is cheaper?"
>the Xbox one version is pound3 cheaper
>they go to pick it up
>Realise I should probably stop them ruining christmas for some poor kid
>"E--eerr excuse me haha, but the PS4 and Xbox One are quite different! The PS4 version of the game is needed if the person you are buying this for has a PS4"
>old women both look at me
>they look mad
>"No, I don't think there is a difference boy. But there is a difference between youngsters now and youngsters in the past. Youngsters in the past would never try to correct an older person"
>they take the game and storm off
Feel bad for that kid whose christmas is ruined desu
>>24446211
Ask for money
It's really starting to get cold in Sweden.
>>24446163
>half Italian
just as bad tb h
im thinking about ordering hormones and going full retard, thoughts?
>>24445803
I too got rejected from primark. Now I work at a much better place. It gets better
>>24446384
You tried, learn your lesson.
I saw a really faggoty hipster douche walk out of Sainsburys the other day with Guitar Hero Live for the bone.
I've never seen a hipster before but this guy defined it for me, down to the curly tashe, the leather elbow jacket and the thick rimmed glasses.
Besides, it's 15 quid cheaper in Asda.
>>24446517
just for fun?
do it, just to see the look on your families face
then come camwhore for us
What game should i play family?
All the new ones like fallout and asscreed are shit.
>>24445874
Hello~
Keep forgetting about the robot desu~
>>24446546
PES6
E
S
6
>>24446517
I'm also doing this. good luck senpai.
>>24446546
undertale tbqh
Just got back from Asda~ Overheard a family saying that they need roasties for dinner and it made me laugh
>>24446582
Never gonna play that shit on principle of it being overhyped and overshilled.
>>24446546
Just play danganronpa senpai.
>>24446585
Everytime you post I can't help but imagine the stench of your room after you throw up
>>24446517
how would one order hormones?
don't you need your GP's okay and a year of therapy?
>>24446517
>>24446580
TRT transcancer or test?
>>24446602
Reading this makes me legit happy
Keep fighting the good fight anon~
>>24446546
Duke Nukem 3d
>>24446610
I actually bought the first on on my shita but then i realized it's not actually a game and i have a kindle for books.
>>24446613
I normally throw up in the toilet since I force myself to do it~ Sometimes, however, it comes really suddenly so I have to do it on the floor. My room smells more of disinfectant right now tbqh~
>>24446632
Faggy tans shit here.
>>24446384
It was nice of you to try anon, don't worry about the oldies getting mad. It sounds like you were polite about it, it's just a pride thing for them. That kid will have to pretend to love it on Christmas day then go back with his mum and swap it on boxing day.
>>24446628
nah if you're mtf its piss easy to get a hold of hormones, if you get doctors involved you're basically trying to convince them to pay for them for you
>>24446525
lol I saw a guy like that the other week, ridiculous beard/moustache combo, elaborately combed, puffed up hair, thick-rimmed glasses and wearing what looked like horse riding gear.
>>24446695
do you need to inject? or is it just oral pills?
I'm just curious, nothing more
>>24446548
H-hello anon~
Trannies are mentally ill Tbh.
>>24446753
both, injections are harder to do though so most people just pop pills, and pills are cheaper too
>>24446790
yep, but there's no remedy, so what can we do?
>Homeless man outside tesco asks for change
>give him some
>come out of tesco and he demands more
>too polite to say no
N-next time right lads?
>>24446813
i just put on a stern face and walk past and hope they dont ask me, same with the plebs that try and flog me a big issue
used to come in here most days and have good chats with the lads, but ever since that ~ weeb came in posting about throwing up blood i can't come in because he makes my skin crawl. sucks.
>>24446813
As they say "Hello" I just smile my greatest smile and go "WHY HELLO THERE!" in the most autistic way imaginable - most homeless folks who've seen me just stop saying hello, which is a blast to me. Give it a shot, anon.
>get out of bed at midday
>t minus 21 hours till wagekeking
>>24446790
I'd say it's more of a developmental disorder, comparable to autism
>>24446809
We can kill ourselves.
>>24446769
>>24446855
fight~
>>24446882
got out of bed today at 12 and have to go wagekeking aaaaaaaaaaaaat 5:40 lad so it's only about 18 hours for me
crashing hard lads, woah
>>24447163
you boring cunt, kill yourself
don't want to check my bank balance lads
>>24446882
>tfw wagekeking in less than 4 hours
Working sundays sucks
>>24447211
>tfw i was wagekeking at 5am this morning
urghh, I ate way too much food for lunch~ I didn't notice while I was forcing myself to eat it but afterwards, when I looked at the calories, I started crying. Because there was so much it was really hard to throw it all up. Felt like my throat was going to split from the volume. I feel bad because I'm pretty sure I didn't get all of it out either~
tried to be normie and "socialised" with some people at work last night. oh fuck i just cant do it i felt so uncomfortable
>>24447253
think of the skinny jeans, you prancing la-la homo man
>>24447253
Won't you just hurry up and die you boring cunt
>>24447253
You're really boring. I'm sure you think all this makes you interesting but it doesn't.
>>24447253
Let's see that cute little ass of yours, whore.
>>24447253
I thought you were trying to not die.
>>24447339
I am anon~ I'm trying really really hard. I really am. I try my best to eat often. I'm doing my best. I mean it. It's just so hard to ignore the urges. But I'm really trying my best. I'm doing as much as I can. I'm trying really hard
>>24447423
Glad to hear it. Keep at it champ.
>>24447423
Are you that guy who wanted to throw up once and claimed it would just be a one time thing?
>>24447423
God damn you fucking faggot quit using that fucking tilde so much. I'm new to this general, what's the story on this nerd?
>>24447477
I don't think that was me~ I've been doing this since I was about 12 but it only got really bad a few months ago
how many of you would be willing to date a girl with a penor?
t. just curious totally not a tranny
>>24447508
I would be willing to cuddle.
>>24447508
Your not a girl you're a man
i have 5 pounds, worth going out before shops shut at 4?
STOP POSTING ANIME LADS
AAAHHHHH
>>24447508
Give me 6 months to a year and my boi pucci is all yours
>my brother was talking about his heroic deeds in traffic again
>says he drove really close to some dude like pretending to ramm him and the other guy in the car (who did nothing) got really mad about it and scared
>i ask him why he did that
>he tells me just for fun to piss him off
>call him out for being a piece of shit and his license should be taken away
>family is suddenly upset about me calling him out
I'm seriously supposed to approve of all this just because he's my brother. can't do that desu.
>>24447535
do it family
The planet would be a better place if it was populated only by Muslims.
I am of course talking about Venus.
fucking hate sundays lads
>>24447503
You're a fucking nonce lad
>>24447915
I already know that anon~ I know how much of a failure I am. I just wish I could be normal.
>>24447935
You should probably kill yourself you fucking faggot.
>Poleaboo is signing on tomorrow
>Only recorded 2 days worth of job searching in his book
In his defence, thought he'd definitely get one of the jobs at ODEON
>buy nando's xtra xtra hot peri peri sauce
>it wasn't that hot
why do people lie to me?
>>24447979
Why doesn't Poleaboo make shit up?
Poleaboo got bummed by a man he met off grindr last night
He shit has poo on his sheets and on his willy
>>24442496
Lads why am I fine making friends with a girl but then always catch feelings and turn into the ultimate sperg?
I'm able to blend intp the normies in most other aspectsof life but get struck by autism whenever it comes to grills. Wat do?
>>24448006
It takes as much effort to make shit up and right it down as it does to actually apply to real jobs
>>24447619
You've resorted to using sickipedia jokes on 4chin
What a mess your life is
Muhammed was a mentally deranged paedo who made up a load of shit for his own personal gain and nothing more.
>>24448030
Avoid girls
>>24448076
Take your edge somewhere else
>>24448076
so was jesus of nazareth
messiah's were all the rage back in the day, like celebrities now
>>24448095
Fuck off muzzer, stop being stupid.
>>24448098
Jesus wasn't a paedo
killselfaboo
>>24448098
what did Jesus gain? How was he a paedo?
>tfw stuck living in the purgatory shithole that is East Devon
Where nothing happens, where I have no friends, where old people come to die...
Satan has come back into the hearts and minds of millions with a new name - Allah.
>>24448111
Just go to /pol/ or an EDL rally you'll fit in better thete
>>24448143
england itself is a purgatory shithole
>>24448143
I was born and raised in East Devon. Where are you lad? I'm an Exmouth boy, though I was born in Torquay.
I fucking love the quietness and nothing happening.
>>24448134
Jesus gained salvation for mankind through being horribly tortured
The selfish bastard
>>24448120
>>24448134
Every male TV presenter from the past 5 decades is a paedo, Jesus was probably a paedo too.
Irrefutable logic.
really want some fruit juice right now
>>24448164
>Exmouth
Is that you Alex?
>>24448233
No, I am not Alex. You're not from here as well are you? That's weird and i'm scared.
>>24448251
Yes... Born in Taunton to a pair of Mancs. Now I'm stuck here ;_;
Come for a walk with me and chat robot shit
>>24448283
Sorry bro, I moved away a year ago. I miss it like hell though. Does it still have like 4 vaping shops even though it's a small town?
>>24448296
>I moved away a year ago
The way you worded your sentences implied you still live here. Why would that scare you m8?
And why'd you move?
>tfw want to move to Manchester
>>24448325
You could be anyone, there were some dodgy types. I moved for a job, but City life is stressful. Surely Manchester won't be any better, there will be crime and stuff.
>>24447619
>>24448053
if the muslims were advanced enough to be able to populate venus then they could wipe out earth without any problems.
>>24448283
wtf im called alex and from tauntion as well
>>24446037
Holy shit Harrow here too
I started watching anime a couple weeks ago and now I have seen two. Death Note which was ok but got very shit, and FMA: Brotherhood which I fucking loved. What should I watch next, any recommendations?
>>24448373
Yeah but I live in Exmouth
>>24448362
Hypothetically if we did meet it'd be in town, for your safety, not mine (not that I'd do anything)
Also I want to move to Manchester because things happen, it's fast paced and has a big library, museums and art galleries
>>24448423
boku no pico
blooox
>>24448446
I read that you were a manc originally, and the Northerners that come down tend to cause trouble. I probably would, but i'm not there anymore. We could have gone to KFC then copped some drugs from the dodgy arcade next door that is just there for druggies and chavs.
>>24448423
Cardcaptor Sakura
I'M SLIMER THAN A BOOGER NIGGA
>>24448470
Parents are Mancs. Moved to Taunton because my dad was racist.
I've lived in Exmouth with my foster family since I was 6.
>copped some drugs
I don't do drugs lad
>>24446602
it is overrated
How to get psychedelics in the UK???
>>24448626
Me neither dude, but there isn't anything to do in Exmouth. Too cold to walk on the seafront. How old are you now?
>>24446602
That's fucking retarded.
Don't play it because you don't like the look of it, not because of what other people think.
i have a zero hours contract and i dont know if ill be called for work tomorrow.
think i should get drunk tonight?
Fuckin hell lads, stood in the EE shop for 10 mins waiting to be seen to, whenever someone was free an old person barged past me and started talking even though they could see I'd been there first.
Why are old people such bastards. I would've only been 10 minutes, I don't need an hour long lesson on the basics of operating a phone like you shitters.
>>24448673
No.
Read a good book.
>>24448682
Barge harder, faggot.
>>24448699
I'd rather wait in a queue like a civilised person. Are we in America?
>>24448664
>there isn't anything to do in Exmouth
>claimed to like the tranquillity
Kek
I nightwalk on the common
>>24448682
I honestly can't think of a reason to go into an EE shop except to get a walk through of how to use a phone. They can't do shit in store.
>>24447508
I'd certainly consider it.
spent 456.30 of our queen's pound sterling on just eat in 2015
>>24448723
That sounds a bit rapey m8, you should go watch the doggers instead. The few friends I had didn't live in Exmouth so I never did much in the town itself. Going up to Orcombe point in the summer is beautiful though, bit weird seeing a little tribute note every time one visits though.
>>24448673
Go for it senpai
>>24446695
>if you're mtf its piss easy to get a hold of hormones
And if I'm not?
>>24444759
>migration is beautiful
>daring to compare themselves to butterflies.
OUT NOW!
>>24448705
If it ain't working, it ain't working. So do what does work you inbred mongoose. It's not like they're going to take offence; they're doing it themselves.
Also pretty much, yeah.
>>24448795
Yeah, fuck other people's opinions, man.
PAKl SCUM OUT!
>>24448779
>sometimes walk up to the castle car park
>most cars turn on their engines and fuck off when I arrive
>disturbing the normalfag doggers is great
PAKISTANI NICE PEOPLE IN!
>>24448868
BIGOTED SCUM OUT
>>24448821
It's not an opinion.
It's a lie made to glorify invasion.
>haha, i'm just migrating here like a pretty butterfly because the evil white man bombed my house.
Where do you go after this?
>>24448868
>>24448907
>>24448955
Fuck off, shitstains.
>>24448907
>>24448955
FILTHY MUDSLIMES OUT!
>>24448965
>invasion
What a kek.
I bet you want to stay in the EU too, fucktard.
>>24448973
Fuck off back to poland, working class scum.
>>24448767
Haven't used Just-eat this year, after using it most weekends last year. Getting tempted in the late game though, have opened it and completed an order twice this month but haven't actually bought anything.
If I make it a full year, I plan to try with alcohol next year
>>24448968
Killing yourself seems like your best bet
>>24448985
>What a kek.
You're the kek
>>24448968
Burger King
blox
>>24448968
why do you decide to work at mcdonlads
why not just chill on neetbux forever instead?
fuck me, it's 4:00pm already?
>>24448968
You were sacked from the last one you worked at, did you really think they wouldn't find that out?
>>24449028
I'm not the one shuddering in his corner, scared of his own shadow.
I bet you love to stay well within you comfort zone. Kek.
>>24449030
Feeling pathetic bringing down everyone around me, mum and dad have been so patient, want to reward them for that
>>24449033
time for a cancerdrink desu
i wanted to stop but feel like i might go on a killing spree from the withdrawals
Was that Poleaboo who got rejected for all of the McJobs
>>24448795
well ur fucked then since test is a controlled subtance
>>24442970
why waste time and money deporting them
bullets are cheaper
>>24449068
ah man, i used to drink those like nobody's buisiness. rockstar juiced is best tbf
you got any plans for the rest of the evening or?
just woke up lads, thinking about eating the leftover kebab in fridge desu senpai
>>24449075
Yeah and speaking from experience, working at McDonalds was pretty good, better than being NEET
Customers are nice (99% of the time)
Coworkers are nice
Managers are nice
Get to enjoy the qts and the cunny all day long
>>24445280
>I wrote this post purely to mention my girlfriend
Thanks for shitting up the thread normie cunt.
>>24449111
No they aren't. They're incomprehensibly more expensive.
>>24449117
lolno, i will sit alone infront of my fucking pc like the past 6 years since I can't go out because of mental illnesses and shit.
>get asked by classmates/co workers every fucking friday what I'm doing or if i come with them
>have to make up some shitty excuse or change the topic or something
why is it never me who gets shot /beaten to death by terrorists
>>24449134
But they fired you, they aren't going to take you back.
>>24449148
Incorrect.
http://www.dauntseyguns.co.uk/downloads/AmmoPriceList.pdf
>>24449162
That was a franchise though
>>24449179
I'm sure it's all in the big McDatabase though.
>>24449172
I was more referring to the innumerable trade sanctions, loss of tourism, possible military action and certain terroristic retaliation you'd get in response to using said bullets.
>>24449212
>thinking anyone would be upset over a few dead terrorists
Top lel mate.
Going to try coffee for the first time tonight.
>>24449222
You're boring, go away
>>24449264
Prepare to shit yourself 30 minutes after
>>24449275
>getting this scared and defensive
Got something to hide have we?
>>24449275
I'm so edgy i almost CIRcumcised myself
>>24449179
They have a central HR hough
>>24449299
Fine, it was a bad idea but it's not like I have many options
>>24449179
>let's see, poleaboo
>let's run him through our database
>oh he got fired for recording a fellow employee shitting
>>24449320
You're a paki, work in a paki shop
>>24449335
Would be uncomfortable with that, feel "proud" if I'm working alongside white people, feel like it's a real job and I got the position through my own abilities
the vacancies for one of those takeaways has been taken down anyway
Who /anxiety/ here?
Pop me a xanny I'm anxious I'm so anxious I'm so anxious than eggman man
Poleaboo just applied for a job at Man City FC
>>24449385
You don't have many options. Just start going into paki shops asking if they have jobs. Bonus points if you start off with salaam or whatever it is.
You will get a job very easy.
>>24449468
Doing what?
Poleaboo sucked off an horse
Poleaboo applied to an assiant help to the ma
>>24449508
As in Poleaboo would like to bring in tea and help players get changed before games.
>>24449490
Admin stuff
Key responsibilities include:
>Maintaining and updating the database of all part-time scouts, coaches and spotters and provide the necessary administrative support
>Coordinating scout attendance of U9-U12 Academy games including game requests and acceptance
>Checking all match reports forwarded by scouts before inputting them onto the Scout7 system
>Arranging meetings throughout the year to assess and further improve each of the development centres
>>24449547
>Coordinating scout attendance of U9-U12 Academy games including game requests and acceptance
This job will require a DBS check, which will disclose all criminal convictions.
poleaboo isn't getting this job
>>24449547
You won't get it.
APPLY TO FUCKING PAKI SHOPS NOW
Everything autism Everything autism Everything autism
Bitch I'm sperg Bitch I'm sperg Bitch I'm sperg
heyyyyyy
Poleaboo started experimenting with prostate stimulation, thinking about constructing a dildo of some sort.
>>24449547
That's going to have a criminal record check 100%
>>24449547
I am sure your experience at McDonalds will nab you that job with ease.
ITT: Pussyniggas acting like they never had shit.
All these robots acting like they never had shit
>>24449593
Don't forget pissing himself at the amusement park! What valuable skills learned there like how to handle match days when it's piss raining.
Sat here listening to a celtic music CD with a cup of camomile Twinings and a Daim Dairy milk watching the sky turn to night
Good feel
>>24449568
>>24449569
Love Man City but they're pretty hapless when it comes to things behind the scenes
>>24449590
Had a buttplug, back in 2013/14, female copper (not detective) found it while searching the room, she smirked, held it up and looked towards her male counterpart
Got rid of it and my clothes out of shame when I got back home
>>24449593
Accounts Assistant placement year at uni
>>24449639
>>Love Man City but they're pretty hapless when it comes to things behind the scenes
I'm pretty sure they can manage to do a criminal records check on a guy who's job involves children
>>24449639
>but they're pretty hapless when it comes to things behind the scenes
Always in denial. Whatever you say. You'll get the job mate.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>24449639
Yes, i'm sure that now huge club is hapless behind the scenes, they will not bother doing any background checks, especially on a brown muslim type.
>>24449671
mate the club is ran and owned by brown muslims
>>>/b/653264423
>>24449671
>brown muslim type.
just like their owners?
Besides, it's white people who molest pre-pubescent boys.
Pakis like teenage girls.
>>24449408
I did that until I had to go cold turkey
benzo withdrawal is no joke, be cautious
>>24449671
>>24449655
It's not like he's a rapist or a peado
>>24449718
No he's just a stalker who will have access to the contact details and addresses of children. That's fine
>>24449713
true the man true the man true to my nigga true religion budha man
>>24449718
>It's not like he's a rapist
He is though. He stalked women for fuck sake. That's his charge.
>>24449733
so?
Stalking and kids aren't related at all
>He's just a drunk driver who will have access to the contact details and addresses of children
>He's just a benefits cheat who will have access to the contact details and addresses of children
>He's just a murderer who will have access to the contact details and addresses of children
>>24449740
Down with the patriarchy
>>24449774
Would you want a convicted stalker investigating you kids?
>>24449774
>Stalking and kids aren't related at all
>Stalking and kids aren't related at all
>Stalking and kids aren't related at all
KEK
He will have access to the address and contact information of vulnerable people, in this case children.
Fucking bellend
>>24449803
I believe in second chances, if someone has done the time then they're entitled to it
>>24449841
>I believe in second chances
Employers with vacancies involving children generally don't
>>24449841
Nice try pakiboo.
Remember when you had a second chance? You got caught AGAIN for the same thing kek
>>24449859
>Remember when you had a second chance? You got caught AGAIN for the same thing kek
Oh shit, I forgot he was being charged again.
You are not getting this job paki-san
>Went to CeX after reading in the thread about it
>Bought MGSV for fiver after tradign some games in
>Got home
>Opened the box
>MGS Ground Zeroes
>Mad as fuck
>Stormed back to the shop
>started asking what happened
>guy behind the counter laughs at me
>"maybe this disc snuck in inside a box!"
>fucking making a joke about snake after doing this bullshit
>got mad and demanded he give me both games for the inconvenience
>he refused
>ended up trashing the shop and storming off without my game
fuck cex, cunts
>>24449804
That's a real leap and disingenuous, there's nothing to imply poleaboo preys on the vulnerable
>>24449859
>>24449872
No court date, maybe dropped since Polish #1 fled back to Poland
They have a year to bring it to the court
>>24449907
>Polish #1
Polish girl #1
>>24449774
He's proved he's a sexual deviant, willing to break the law and perform very perverted acts to get his rocks off.
He belongs on a register.
>>24449881
>>he refused
He legally can't do that. Why did you demand to speak to a manager?
>>24449859
Shitposting on 4chan shouldn't be illegal and it was harmless
fucking uni, anons and the girls themselves winding each other up
>>24449938
He demanded both games you retard. He's well within his right to refuse that.
A refund is all he is legally required to offer.
>>24449938
*didn't
>>24449907
Whatever, you won't the job no matter much you argue with us senpai.
>>24449927
>He's proved he's a sexual deviant
literally isn't
>>24449981
>filming girls in the shower and on the toilet without their consent
Ok mate. Kill yourself.
>>24450004
Don't forget sniffing their clothes and wanking to the smell.
made a toasted cheese sandwich with really old cheese and now i'm shitting every 30 minutes and feel like vomiting
>>24450130
>tfw missed a day and a half of tilde poster
Could someone mail me a print out of his posts?
can someone please shoot me into the head please
i will pay you like 6000 quid or something
>>24450182
yeah m8 meet me on the dark web
>>24449966
Just want people to say that poleaboo is the victim in this, his actions are understandable and harmless
>>24450004
Not proven
>>24450114
>wanking to the smell
No, have gender dysphoria. It was the look/feel of the clothes and imagining stuff
>>24450154
I think mailing shit is illegal, lad.
>>24450231
>his actions are understandable and harmless
lmao
>>24450231
>No, have gender dysphoria
kek, no you don't
>>24450231
>Just want people to say that poleaboo is the victim in this, his actions are understandable and harmless
Fuck off scum. Hope you rot in your worthless sad life forever.
>>24450276
You don't know him, been cross dressing for a decade
>>24450268
>>24450291
Do you even know how it feels to be as alone as Poleaboo was?
>>24449881
Email head office mate
>>24450321
>Do you even know how it feels to be as alone as Poleaboo was?
I'm on anti-depressants.
>>24450321
>Do you even know how it feels to be as alone as Poleaboo was?
There are people much more alone and worse off than you. They don't record girls shitting and pissing
>165mg/dl
going to control my glucose level every 30 seconds now, dont give a fuck. may the fucking taxpayer pay for my fucking test strips.
Manchester City are not going to hire a criminal for something that medial, he's not an irreplaceable player.
I kind of want to get drunk today but i dont know if ill get a call about a job tomorrow...
what the fuck do i do?
>>24450457
They'll leave a message and you can call back in the afternoon
>tfw yorkshire sucks
>tfw manlet
>still yuropoor
>mum is mad at me
I HATE BEING BRITISH.
>caffeine guy
>tilde poster
>diabetic fucking mess
Can these people fuck off, please, you know who you are
>>24450474
I work for an agency so if i dont pick up the guy will just give the job some some other twat.
>>24450492
You take that back about yorkshire mate
>>24450496
Seconded, if I'm being honest with you.
>>24450531
Thirdededed desu
>>24450492
>yorkshire sucks
You wat m8?
Why are asians so perfect
>>24450565
i really dont get it.
asians are shit.
Katie Melua is the best.
>>24450565
She appears to ave been born without a vagina
>>24450565
qt body. I want it.
>Fat, overweight, unemployed, NEET, educationless, qualificationless, all-round piece of useless trash
>Still feels the need to weigh in on how refugees have nothing to offer the country and will destory muh culture
top cake lad
>>24450657
A surplus of young men isn't good for any country m8. Only businesses can exploit them.
This country should sort its own problems out instead of always thinking about expanding and buliding. Don't we have 900 thousand neets or something?
>>24450496
>wanting britfeel to lose its best posters
without people like them every post would just be
"going to the dole fuck the wagekeks lads familia forgot to apply for jobs again tbqh anyone want anything from tesco?"
Tired lads. Going to bed. Fuck trains, always late.
How can they be so expensive but be so late every time?
>be highly autistic diabetic underweight lanklet
>Sprint on a stationary bike to lower my glucose level in intervals at the very limit for only 3 minutes
>body is still warm as fuck and heart is pumping 20 minutes later
No wonder I can't gain any fucking weight, my piece of shit homo AIDS body is aa efficient as a fucking American 10liter V8 car
>>24450657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmazcLZPjME
>>24450704
Best posters?
You are fucking mental lad
>i just had some caffeine
>I just ate some food and threw it back up
>my blood sugar is too high
Yeah real quality content there mate, place wouldn't be the same without them
>>24450749
yep lets all talk about our gfs then! fuck off lad. they are real robots
>>24450496
>implying those are multiple people
>>24450704
t-thanks ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTrCYvchnak
It's time for those cold, lonely, urban feels lads.
Who wants a brew
what are second interviews for? it seemed like they already asked me everything on the first interview
>>24450496
If caffeine guy is fastfag then definitely.
>>24450759
>tfw used to get bullied by yawnsmugs that I'm not a robot because I have a shitty job
>finally someone is accepting me as a real robot
>>24450778
see if they can agree you to work for less pretty much. second interviews are just so they can find the cheapest guy from everyone they liked.
>>24450777
only 1 new tune released in 12 months. lazy fucker needs to get his act together
>>24450778
First interview was your experience and skills. Thi one is more specific, focusing on aptitude for the specific role. May also be a group interview to judge your people skills
>>24450799
I hope this delay is work on an album
Probably had kids or something too he's like 35 by now
>>24450793
>>24450800
cheers fellas
>>24450778
>Second interview
>"Any questions?"
WHAT ELSE COULD I POSSIBLY ASK, FFS!
Surely if I had more questions it would just mean I chose poorly with my questions the first time.
wanna tip boys?
put some coffee in a mug, fill the mug up with milk
maybe even put in a little sugar, but you won't need much
put the mug in the microwave for just under 2 minutes
enjoy. It's called a mongolian. and your welcome.
>>24450749
Posters like poleaboo, ghost, tilde anon, coffee anon and diabetes anon are good because they're consistent and provide a sense of community to the thread.
Why are you angry about them posting feels? That's what everyone else in this thread does.
I'm indifferent to them myself but the people who always whine about them are just making the thread needlessly hostile. They're just like any other poster in here.
>>24450778
I have a second interview coming up too its dumb as hell the first interview was only 30 minutes they could have asked more questions if they liked
>>24450843
is this one of those things that blows up my microwave or kills me or summat?
>>24449292
I dunno.
I'm not the guy getting keked by his own imagination.
>>24450565
small body
pale skin
strange faces
look young
funny accent.
Anyone else wish they could cuddle with someone right now?
>>24451061
>now
all the timewould you like to cuddle?
>>24450231
Poleaboo isn't a victim. He's a fucking wannabe rapist that shouldn't be let loose on society.
>>24451061
I'd love to cuddle you anon! I'm very lonely myself~
>>24451060
>pale skin
The things weebs believe
>>24451076
yis I would~
>>24451104
Is it possible for three people to cuddle?
>>24450565
don't get it either. her body looks shit to me.the only thing feminine about her are the tits, but the rest of the body has severe lack in feminine curves. and no i dont like wales. the only women who have to be wales to have curves are asians.
What does false economy mean?
>>24451125
>Is it possible for three people to cuddle?
I-I'm sure we can find a way~
>>24451125
yeah me and my girlfriend and her boyfriend do it all the time
>walk into Gametronics
>see the sign about the special pokemon code
>have to ask at the counter
>god dammit
>short qt with a Vault Boy sweater on appears
>"Hiya, can I help you with something?:)"
>J-just looking around haha
>walk around for a few minutes then leave
>I'll never get my Sludge Bomb Zoroark
>Be only virgin and only guy not in a relationship in my small social group in uni
>Also the only one working o a paid internship at a pretty top company
>Mates are roasting me as usual
>"Anon, how was last night with your left hand?"
>Get sick of this after months of the same shit
>Say that at least I have a job
>"But Anon, you have no idea what it's like to have a uni girlfriend and get pussy."
>"Mate, you'll probably break up with your girlfriend, I'll always have this great job on my cv long after uni."
>Apparently that was crossing the line
Alright then
>>24451091
Bet you're just waiting for him to get pushed to breaking point where he unleashes the full extent of his wrath so you could say "I told you so"
Self fulfilling prophesy
>>24451116
she looked pale in the picture.
>>24451180
>Photoshop
It's standard
>>24451125
I wouldn't know. I have never cuddled even
>>24451174
You did good anon. Stick it to the normies.
>>24450841
NEVER ask questions in an interview. It makes you look unprepared and as if you don't know why you're there.
They ask this to catch you out, to find the people that are clueless and will be more of a liability in the workplace.
>>24451174
I really hate that~ When normies think it's okay to make fun off you but when you try and defend yourself they don't like it and suddenly it's gone too fay. Depending on how important they are as friends, you could fake an apology~
Good on you though anon~
>>24450938
Mongolians were famous for burning their victims alive with boiling coffee, so I'd say you're better off not attempting this.
>>24451214
Cuddle your pillow, pretend it is me.I'll be doing the same~
I just couldn't resist lads.
whats the plan for this week?
>>24451174
Tip harder
>mates
>job
You're a normie, retard
>>24451264
i thought as much
>>24451273
think about killing myself and then not do it again.
>>24451273
Wagekeking.
>>24451178
His wrath? He's mentally ill and should be sectioned. The only thing facing his wrath any time soon is his shrivled dick.
I feel sorry for his attractive sister and mentally stable brother having to put up with that potato.
>>24451315
poleaboo isn't a potato. He's a victim of a society catered to discriminate against him
>tfw oneitis is sweet and would listen to your problems
>tfw your problems are so pathetic and unfixable it's probably a bad idea to tell her
jdimsa
>>24451248
There are many good questions to ask that show you are genuinely interested and have thought about the position, for instance;
"what is the training provided for this role?"
"I've seen you advertise for several positions in this department, is this a new expansion of the business"
For tech roles you could ask them what technology or system they use for certain things this can be reasonably way to name drop things if you don't go overboard.
>>24451363
>recording girls in a private setting without their consent
you ain't the victim kid, you're the perpetrator
>>24451315
No one deserves being suspended/expelled from uni 1 month before their final exams on a 4 year course
They didn't even wait for the guilty verdict or actually speak to him so it's a violation of natural justice and hence goes against British values and his human rights
>>24451413
Not charged, likely never will be
>>24451442
>No one deserves being suspended/expelled from uni 1 month before their final exams on a 4 year course
People who commit deviant crimes do.
>They didn't even wait for the guilty verdict or actually speak to him so it's a violation of natural justice and hence goes against British values and his human rights
They're a private institution, they don't have to
>>24451391
For any question the interviewer can say, or more likely think, "well, this information is provided on our website/in the job description... did you not research this yourself?"
Asking questions at an interview makes you come across as unprepared, it's a really bad idea.
The best response to "Any questions?" is to ponder for a moment and then say no.
>>24451442
You know I really could have some sympathy for you if you would just actually admit you fucked up and bad shit happened because of it but you wanted to turn your life around. But you genuinely seem to think you are in the right at all points and it's beyond retarded.
>>24451478
Yes of course asking things that were in the job ad or something is a bad idea but there often a lot things you can ask that you have no way of knowing unless you ask
>Diesel the police dog was just months from retirement
RIP Diesel
>>24451442
Over that 4 year period he
>recorded girls in the shower
>recorded them using the toilet
>shared the recordings online
>stole underwear to use as a masturbatory aid
>bragged about his actions on his blog
>planning on physically assaulting the girls before he was eventually stopped
>is now planning his revenge attack on the university
The guy is a fucking nutcase. GCHQ better have their eye on him because he's just the type of lad that gets "recruited" by IS.
>>24451061
>>24451076
>>24451125
what does cuddling feel like?
>>24451482
Poleaboo did feel guilt, regret and shame initially but life kept shitting on him, the Polish girls read his apologies but didn't care, they punished him further
He was happy or at least content working at McDonalds
>>24451470
>They don't have to
Doesn't mean the way they treat people is proper, like sweatshops in Asia, it might be legally fine but ethically wrong
I pulled up on the thread, I'm shitposting
I give a damn if you care, I'm an autist
Shitted on the thread like I was constipated
I'm shitposting i don't care if you care or not
>>24451564
Whereas what you did was legally wrong and ethically abhorrent
>>24451550
And just like everyone else they'll punish poleaboo instead of offering him help
>>24451470
nah, everyone is entitled to natural justice.
>>24451562
Comforting and warm~
>>24451598
Isn't it basically the plot to one of the american pie films?
>>24451628
Poleaboo is not a jew in a movie though
>>24451564
You fucking recorded them shitting and being naked without their permission, Christ you are legit insane, they didn't accept your apology because you did something incredibly fucked up, you aren't entitled to have your apology accepted just because you're sorry.
You want to blame every one else but yourself for the things you've done and this is why you will never, ever improve, and will only get worse.
>>24451562
It's been a long time since I cuddled.
>>24451624
i wish i could cuddle the one on the right.I wish i could cuddle anyone now.
>>24451675
I'm a fat hairy black guy, wanna cuddle?
>>24446384
This didn't happen
This is however an original comment
>>24451687
no, i'm not that desperate, sorry.
>>24451624
>>24451675
good going i have never cuddled then wont know what i'm missing
>>24451702
Such is life for me.
>>24451664
>them
The roommate but he did fuck all to the classmate and she's the most vindictive one
I've been edging all day
just tried to finish strong but ran out of steam
nobody's life is worse than mine
cant find my glasses anywhere lads
took them off before taking the dog for a walk and they're nowhere to be seen (dat irony?)
getting really desperate now
it doesn't help that i've got the memory of a goldfish either, i have no clue where they could be..last time i remember wearing them was playing halo at about mid day
SHIIIIIIET
>>24451731
I'd cuddle with you senpai~
>>24451779
lol cutfag
>>24451779
Acnekun?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ36huw50yM
which /britfeel/ poster would you cum in?
I'd go for poleaboo tbqh lads
>>24451807
opposite, phimosis
>>24451792
Would you really though? Probably not after seeing me desu senpai.
I'm on the verge of quitting my job and just going on the dole or some shit. The thought of having to wake up tomorrow and go in there is literally making me feel like screaming.
Help me not make a fucking huge mistake robots.
>>24451931
How ugly are you? I don't mind being a little chubby, and being black shouldn't be an issue~
>>24451943
Get a job you love instead
>>24451958
1 or 2/10 if rating myself. Every one I've shown my face to online runs a mile.
>>24451566
Half a /brit/
Half a /feel/
>>24449639
>And my clothes
Why?
>>24449639
>she smirked, held it up and looked towards her male counterpart
>>24451904
I bet the pucking ~ anon is good looking if he was a onisits
>>24451943
Are there any positives about your job anon? Even if it's just being able to buy what you want~ You should try and focus on those kinds of things. Being on bennies is absolute hell nowadays anon and I really wouldn't recommend it~ The NEET life would be nice at first but you'd soon grow to hate it. If you really hate your job that much don't do anything rash and think carefully. I'd recommend trying to get another job while continuing to have your current one~ Hope you feel better soon~
>>24452020
*has
Hold up lads. Why is everyone posting tildes now?
Can't be dealing with this.
>>24451973
Whelp, thats no fun~
Sorry about that senpai
I think i'd still consider it though.
>>24452061
I don't know anon I just got here~
>>24452079
You're free to say no desu mate, I've heard it all before.
>>24452081
I woke up from a nap, cntl fd for ~ because I need to know if the lad ate today and I GOT TOO MANY FUCKING TILDES TO LOOK THROUGH.
>>24452079
fuck i wish I had a cute 16 year old boyfriend
>>24451979
hah
https://youtu.be/KyCTZ8c-trc?t=73
>>24452079
are good looking puking anon? i bet you are
>>24452104
Well I don't know what you look like, but you might be right.
>>24452109
Sorry senpai~
>>24452025
Thank you anon, you are good and true.
most of the people I work with are nice people and I get on well with them. I'd miss them if I left, but it's the daily grind and absolute boredom that is really getting me down. By the time I get home from work I've got like 2 hours to myself before I have to go to bed in order to be up on time for the next day. It's fucking draining and I'm not even getting paid well for it. I've applied for a couple of jobs but haven't heard anything back.
>>24452177
Don't say sorry, stop posting the fucking tilde
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
karl pilkington's actually quite handsome with the hair piece
>>24452176
That wasn't me~ I'm the puking anon. I've been told I am good looking but I'm not going to post pictures or anything~
would anyone be opposed if I started namefagging or tripfagging? It's just that this is getting kind of confusing~
>>24452215
post body pics
>>24452215
not at all
i find your advice really useful and upbeat too
go for it, fuck all the projecting autists who tell you not too, they can just filter you anyway
>>24452176
I'm not the puking anon~
>>24452212
Damn, he looks pretty good desu.
Been to a therapist, they give me a young attractive girl to discuss my anxiety/fear of talking/muhdepression.
Is this all a joke? Are they all laughing at me?
What's going on /britfeel/~
>tfw you get that shit out from between your teeth
>>24452249
THEN STOP WITH THE TILDE.
HOW WILL I PICK UP WITH THE DIET PILLS LIKE THIS.
>>24452288
Best feeling desu~
>>24452215
>tfw I created a tripfag
/britfeel/ basically bends to my every whim~
>>24452372
I will never bend the knee to a tripfag loving weeblord
new thred cuz bump limit is basically reached: >>24452414
>Mum cleaned the fucking pan with bleach
>didn't rinse it off
>i made pizza on it without realising it was covered in bleach, then ate it
am i going to die? My stomach feels shit and I can still taste bleach
>>24452440
did you confront your mom
>>24452008
/r/ing poleaboo trap pics
>>24451264
lol how the hell would milk and coffee blow up a microwave?
i was just trying to show you all how to make a nice cup of coffee.
>>24452440
was nice knowing you.
>>24452440
No, it'll do your insides good and give your digestion system a thorough clean.
>>24452283
that happened to me, I became infatuated on day one, messed my therapy up family
>>24446602
>I'm not gonna play something because it's popular
why are /v/ such hipsters
/v/ loved undertale when the demo was out, and for the first few weeks the full game was out. then when the hypetrain went to full swing everyone acts like liking it is meme-tier
