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Half a brit and half a feel make it a /britfeel/
who /uglyandlonely/ here?
someone want to share these feels with me?
lads, what do u reckon
>>24452440
I pulled up on the thread, I'm shitposting
I give a damn if you care, I'm an autist
Shitted on the thread like I was constipated
I'm shitposting i don't care if you mute me or not
>>24452517
make it a /britfeel/
>>24452487
it seriously does make a good cofffee.
O-Okay lads, I'm using a tripcode~ I'm doing this because it was getting really confusing in the last thread and because some people want to filter me~ N-no bullying please
>>24452554
oooh my god.
im fucking rustled.
>>24452554
I don't want to filter you, I want to fuck you. One day we'll get you to post pictures of your ass.
>>24452501
Unless you full on drink the bleach you will probably just get the shits for a bit or vom a little
>>24452584
I love rustler burgers
>>24452595
I don't wana vomit tb h I have a great streak
Left the house for the first time in 2 months today it's a cold grey world, why can't I just die in my sleep?
>>24452554
You should quite literally fucking kill yourself, and I'm not gonna filter you so I can remind you to kill yourself.
alright so you get a cup
put in a scoop of coffee
fill the cup with milk, maybe a bit of sugar but not much, you won't need much
put it in the microwave for just under 2 minutes.
it's called a mongolian and it's not some trick.
im just trying to help you all. it is really great coffee.
fucking good coffee, seriously.
>>24452554
dick pics please
with timestamp of course, but you don't need to include any identifying info
>>24452554
I filtered youto have a little purple bar near all your posts
>>24452665
It's going to snow soon. Snow is lovely. Wait until then.
>>24452652
kekasaurs rekts
Who here is a NEET and looking forward to a warm and cosy winter? Got my man cave decked out with a heater plus blankets.
>>24452554
>>24452685
cute
mine is orange tho~
>>24452554
Thanks for making a trip, I appreciate it
>>24452554
good fucking lad
can you still get jsa if you work 1 (one) day a week?
>>24452777
not NEET but wagekek and seriously considering to kill myself. being neet is the fucking ubermenschen life. I am predestined to be a fucking subhuman. the jews won.
if anyone in somerset could come over and help me look for my glasses that would be much appreciated
i'll even make you cheese on toast and we can share a few beers together
>>24452899
>help me look for my glasses
That's the strangest euphemism I've ever heard.
Have to be up at 6:15 tomorrow to wagekuk, questions
>fap
>go to sleep
I must pick one.
>>24452862
NEET is a great life until you run out of money. Eventually it starts to get real cripplingly lonely and shit all round as well. Unless you have a rich mum and dad to support you then we're all doomed to become a wagekek one day.
>>24452925
it's not a euphemism
i can't find them anywhere and my eyes ache
getting really desperate now
>>24452899
>Somerset
Have you checked in the pig pen?
>>24452943
I have to be up at 5:30 to get the bus. Life is truly suffering.
>>24452957
neets just need to find a passion
>>24452957
>grass is always greener on the other side
been a wagekek since 3 years. haven't been out in 6 years and also had absolutely no friends since that time and never had a GF or sex or a kiss.
i work hard and get fucking nothing for it. all because I'm fucking mentally ill and would fucking kill myself in certain social situations, always been that way. normos fucking ask me if i want to hang out but i always have to fucking make up some excuse or change topic. why even fucking live at that point?
>>24452957
Everyone will be a wagekek eventually, may as well milk the NEET life for as long as possible.
>>24453021
What if being a NEET is your passion?
>>24452957
literally just get a really part time job
you get enough money and you can be happy.
anyone in brrr-mingham looking for weed?
looking to trade for money
>>24453035
except that as you grow older your chances to start a carreer/get a good job are lower.
>>24453067
A part time minimum wage job wont cover rent or anything. I can barely afford to live on my minimum wage full time job, and I do overtime nearly every day to help out. I live in a piece of shit flat in the north and shit is grim.
>>24453077
>trade for money
if only there was a name for this kind of transaction
>tfw getting 2600 quid for a subhuman rotating shifts assembly line back breaking job
feelsgud
>>24453156
2600 a month for menial labour?
fucking hell
>>24453077
i can hook you up
would everyone stop getting employed please?
you're making me look bad
>>24453085
I'm 22 and a neet am I fucked?
>>24453168
net income ofc
Poleaboo feels he now has only two options, to take his own life or to hit back hard at the people causing him pain.
He thinks it is very likely that the latter will be followed by the former.
It is sad that society has pushed him to this point.
>>24453195
I know, 2600 net for nothing. Hate you
>>24453200
Thank god we have /r9k/ to show to the news to make them aware what a cunt he is
>>24453200
Have fun with your butter knife.
>>24453187
It's easy to get a McJob or work in Tescos or something. You don't want that though. I'd honestly just stay on the dole and try to resist their attempts to break you inside if that was the only option.
>>24453258
I had a comfy job before, nothing's ever going to top it.
I consider myself retired
>>24453201
>for nothing
nigga you have no idea how hard early shifts are. i can bareLY keep up with the cycles. but yeah it's brainless job
Who /circumcisionfeel/ here?
>>24453123
oh. i live with my parents.
>>24453304
what a horrific image
But I've been thinking about getting a circumcision to cure my phimosis, fordyce spots and ppp all on the top of my dick
At least hookers wouldn't turn me away anymore.
>>24453277
I do shifts and am a supervisor but I don't get that. Fuck off with your humblebragging
>>24453379
that's like saying cutting off your arms when they smell. nigga are you fucking retard
>>24453395
>supervisor
so you basically do little to none physical labour? ofc you dont deserve as much faggot. have you ever even worked at the assembly line? you are either a fucking huge bloke who can do it easily or whatever you did was easy to begin with.
>>24453304
>Circumcised
>feel
haha good one m8
>>24453422
>people with more responsibility should be paid less
What world are you living in.
Shameless us is cancer
They ruin everything British.
>>24453304
>>24453428
First you get dat 'cision then you get dat tugger
IF HE TURN HIS NOSE UP BOY HE ON DAT POWDER
>saved up 18k from wageslaving and living in my parents attic rent free
>still no idea what to do with my life
Feel like packing up and moving south tbqph
>>24453200
start a race war brother
>>24453396
??? not it isn't
>>24453443
assembly kek is physically and psychologically stressful too. and you got some responsibility too
>gotta watch for proper quality
>need to be at ur workplace right on time, the assemblyline won't wait
>>24453187
Spent most of this year talking in this thread, been employed for a month on a freelance job, been asked what I'm doing at the end of my contract because they want me to work fulltime.
I miss my comfy britfeel afternoons, but I'm also almost out of money
>>24452665
Why leave the house now? Hibernation season is practically upon us.
>mfw polish lady walked out on the job today because she couldn't work in the same part of the factory as her boyfriend
>mfw she started hitting him
>mfw everyone taking the piss out of them at break
>mfw the old african lady who always takes the piss out of me and shouts at me when I make simple mistakes is possibly getting sacked for breaking hygiene code because someone snitched on her when she didn't wash her hands after forgetting her glasses in her locker
>>24453493
??????? yes it is. apply steroid cremes and stretch your foreskin and you will be fucking cured faggot.
CIRCUMCISED MEN restore their foreskin completely, which means they need to triple their skin. if they can do it then you can stretch your foreskin too which is only like 50%.
>>24453494
Because turning up on time is such a rare and valuable requirement in jobs that you deserve more money for doing it?
>>24452858
Yeah but they will probably knock a bit off, you'd have to work out if it would be worth it.
>>24453521
>cured
lost nerve endings don't regrow anon
alright lads
been away for a few weeks
what have i missed other than some tilde tripcode fuck coming into the threads
>>24453523
are you retarded you supervisor autist
when ur supervising ass comers 1 minute (literally just 1 minute) too late it is not soo bad. when the assemblylinekek comes a minute too late he's fucked.
I'm just saying both jobs require discipline and responsibility and are psychological and physicall stress
>>24452943
Why not both? Fapping helps me sleep.
>>24453521
And what about the ppp and fordyce??
>>24453544
>phimosis makes you lose more nerve endings than normal uncutfags
do you have alzheimer's or are you just fucking dumb?
>>24453556
ARE YOU FU
CKING
RETARDED
circumcision doesn't cure those. I am cut, glans is always 100% exposed when flaccid and I still have PPP you retard.
>>24453545
a guy used to post about his high arsecrack but then he stopped
Lads what the fuck, this is how this conversation with this girl went
>her: haihai
>me: hey, what you up to?
>her: nm you?
>me: same pretty much, I've been at work all day
Why would she start a conversation with me then just go after 2 minutes. She does this all the times, am I being played by a 17 year old emo girl ffs
>>24453573
why are cutfags so angry all the time?
>>24453611
She probably wants the D anon it's just she can't think for herself and deep down is a really boring empty person so she's expecting you to carry the conversation yourself (like most guys do when they talk to women).
Bet if you went out with her she'd suddenly start liking all your interests because she can't think for herself
>>24453611
>mfw my oneitis has 10k followers on insta
>mfw she takes the time to smalltalk with me but I'll never press further because I don't want to ruin the only friendship and social interaction I have
>>24453611
Forgot to mention the conversation yesterday went
>her: hi
>me: hey hows it going?
This was after spending all day with her
>>24453635
what is the purpose of the foreskin?
I mean, biologically what's the point of it?
>>24453193
nope, i got a part time job in july, and its only looking up from there
>>24453692
serves as an in-house cheese factory
>>24453692
Protection from when we ran around with it dangling about all the time
>>24453692
It makes it easier to have sex. Americans need lube even to jack off.
>>24453692
stops you from getting dry hat
>>24453635
because PTSD. i got cut without anaesthetization when i was 8 years old and the memories hurt me every day. yes crawling in my skin and such i know i know. i also got severe paruresis because of this shit, which is one of the main reasons why i cant fucking go out. circumcision ruined my life.
>>24453692
portection though alongside of it it serves oither functions too. for example the inner skin of the foreskin and the frenulum are the MOST pleasureable parts of the penis, and both are (partially) ablated when you get circumcised. therefore, sex when circumcised is like eating without tastebuds. the movements of the foreskin also please the woman during vaginal intercourse more than a cut cock.
there is nothing more subhumane than being cut, really. not a single thing. when you're quadraplegic you're at least getting support and shit. but circumcision? you will get fucking LAUGHED at if you dare to complain about this. name me one thing more subhumane than a white non religious male being cut. there's nothing.
>>24453304
Had it done when I was 17 because of phimosis.
Wussed out and picked general anaesthetic over local.
Think it would be worse if I'd experienced sex whilst uncut.
>>24453724
>need lube
Never understood this joke in American movies when I was a teenager until I learned the true horror of cutlife
Hey,
What;s brown and rhymes with snoop?Dr.Dre
>>24453754
What did you get it cut at 8 for? And without anaesthetization?
>>24453802
classic gag
>>24453692
1
Erotic pleasure, especially via the ridged band and Meissner's corpuscles
2
Acts as a rolling bearing in intercourse and masturbation
3
Prevents dyspareunia (painful intercourse)
4
Stimulates partner's genitalia, giving erotic pleasure
5
Supplies skin to cover the shaft in erection and prevent tightness
6
Stores pheromones and releases them on arousal
7
Stores, releases and helps distribute natural lubricants ("smegma" and pre-ejaculatory fluid)
8
Makes the glans a visual signal of sexual arousal
9
Provides a seal against the vaginal wall to contain semen
Protective
10
Prevents the glans becoming keratinised, and keeps it soft and moist
11
Protects the thin-skinned glans against injury
>>24453692
Genetic throwback to our caveman days when we walked around nude.
>>24453762
getting circumcised because of phimosis is the most retarded thing you can do to your dick. seriously, why anyone would do that is beyond me. they jewed you out of your foreskin lad. you can fucking cure phimosis without cision.
>>24453781
>>24453724
>>24453692
it's actually even more brutal than you think. the problem is that you actually CAAAAAN jack off without lube as a cutfag. you dont even need a glans or a foreskin or a frenulum at all to cum. that's bad. that's fucking horrible. guess why? because it means that you're still fully functional when cut so basically no one will ever give a shit. circumcised men can just jack it by jacking their shaft without even touching their glans, really that's all you need to cum. and now coincidentally a study found out that circumcised men are 4.5 times!!! as likely to get erectyle dysfunctions (at this point I'd actually post the study but it FUCKING DISAPPEARED FROM THE INTERNET, i wonder who's behind this?? it was an article on menshealth called "is your circumcision making you soft?"). probably because cut men fap by brutally jacking their shaft while uncutfags fap by sliding their foreskin on their glans, which means cutfags strain their dick way more thus developing erectyle dysfunctions.
what's also funny is that when I (cutfag) take lube and rub my glans it feels way better than jacking my shaft, even though I cum faster when i jack my shaft. so much for the "more pleasure = you cum faster" bullshit myth. that's not how dicks work. you last just as long but feel worse than uncut.
>>24453802
original comment sires
>>24453802
Nice, I've got a good one.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?because 7 was an abusive alcoholic
>>24453836
I know man, this was 15 years ago and I went to my GP and it was the only thing he recommended.
>>24453822
Humans have never been nude. We evolved wearing clothing.
CRAAAAAAAAWLING IN MY FORESKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
THESE CIRCUMCISIONSCAAAAAAAAARS THEY WIIIIIILL NOT HEAAAAAAAAL
>>24453866
>>24453811
phimosis. a condition normal at that age which you can literally just outgrow. my GP still recommended to get me cut, she's probably just some batshit insane feminazi or some shit. i mean it's documented so well and even was at that time that phimosis at that age is normal. i should fucking burn that bitch alive for doing that shit.
a few weeks ago they said on the radio that circumcisions got billed improperly to the health insurances. i guess they just didn't use anaesthetization but still billed it for some extra dosh. makes you realize how fucking evil people actually are. they are willing to fucking ruin someone's sex life just for a bit of money. i realized all that when I was 8 years old alongside the circumcisionbullying. life fucking ruined of course.
britfeel really is great.
every night there's some really great discussion going on.
completely pointless topics, but it's still great reading.
goodjob britbrothers.
I had mild phimosis when i was in my early teens, it just stopped as soon as I started wanking though. Must have just stretched it out or something.
Is that not what happens with everyone then?
>tfw failed my BTEC level 2 in dance
>>24453938
I agree with this~
More consistently interesting than alot of other places anyway.
>>24453915
I JACKKKED SO HARRRD
AND CAME TOO SOOOOON
IN THE END THE JEWS RUINED MY COOOOOCKK
any one /rocketleague/ here?
Someone remind me tomorrow, I need to get a headlight bulb
>>24452414
>tfw had to wake up at 7 today to go all the way to work which takes about 1 hour and 30 mins just for an hour bomb drill practice
>>24454096
Ill try senpai. What times are you going to be on?
I've totally lost my drive to play video games, lads
I finally have an hour or two to myself and I'm just sitting here waiting to go to bed
>>24454071
erry day senpai
rank?
>>24454147
iktf
they are either hard to get into or they fucking suck
>>24454013
who here /only got gcses/?
never worked a day in my life i'm already 20 Smh
I have literally never had a job.
I didn't even do work experience in secondary school because I constantly wagged.
>tfw doomed to NEETdom
>>24454178
I dropped out of uni having to explain it each time is horrifying
>>24454196
never had a job?
how old are you?
>>24454241
20, soon to be 21.
>>24454147
well, i really don't even buy new games anymore.
i just play the games that i liked when i was a kid.
crash bandicoot all that stuff.
total war games
aoe 2
games that remind me of a time when i was happy.
>>24454013
>>24454178
>>24454196
>>24454211
>>24454241
highschooldropout here, I'm the assemblylinekek gettting 2600 quid net
the reason i dropped out/was so shitty is because I am highly lazy and autistic/dreamy. NEVER payed attention during class and rarely ever studied. my IQ is normal i guess. i was always faster than all my classmates to solve stuff in my head, be it simple calculations or other logics. really, motivation and normie (non autism/ADHD) is all you need.
>>24454211
Same. Then I have to explain why I went back into a different uni even further away for thrice as much money for a slightly different subject
And the worst part is I can't really explain it to myself
who /hard/ here?
>>24454155
Veteran, Silver 3 in 2vs2 and 3vs3 solo and normal. You?
>>24454306
I'm very /soft/~
wooooeeeeooooh
>>24454255
oh dont worry then mate.
you'll be alrigfht.
just get a part time job.
>>24454364
But I'm literally autistic.
Anyone heard from ghost flatmate?
>>24454360
I love pepe, it's like he understands me
>>24453938
It's almost like having friends
>>24454380
What do you want to know m8?
How am I supposed to go to sleep without having someone to cuddle now? Is there a secret?
>>24454377
just stop it. easy huh?
>>24454360
nice nice nice.
How do I become a professional youtube video game player guy?
>>24454464
Be as annoying as possible and not completely hideous.
>>24454460
I've recently remembered how comfy the fetal position is personally.
>>24454464
Be yourself famalamashama
haven't been here in months. can someone briefly fill me in on what i've missed out on without referring me to the archives? thanks
>>24454147
I just finished playing MGS5, literally the only game in ages that has sucked me in like I used to be. I was thoroughly entertained the whole ride even though some people complain about it.
Tried playing Fallout 4 hoping to get immersed in that as well for something to do of an evening and it's just not clicking at all.
>>24454415
How's he doing.
>>24454491
Sharia law has been enforced on /britfeel/
>>24454493
Don't forget to youtube the Liquid Snake ending
>>24454491
alchohol has rotted my memory but maybe a little something like this...
>fuck off paki
>islam is fucking shit
>what happens after we die
>foreskins
>>24454504
He killed himselftrue story
>>24454178
6 GSCEs here. Only got 2 Bs the rest were Cs. Spent 2 weeks in sixth form and just never went back.
I can't honestly say it's impacted my life in any way. I've got a job, even though it's shit, and live on my own. Some of my friends who went to uni are still living with their mum and dad and can't find a job to save their life. I don't think anyone gives a shit about qualifications when the only jobs going are being a box monkey in Poundland.
I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS FAST BEFORE LADS
SNATCH YOUR BITCH AT THE CLUB LEAVE YOU MORTIFIED
CANT WAIT TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW
ENJOY YOUR MONDAY YAWNSMUGS
was my 24th birthday today lads
no friends, no gf, no facebook happy bday comments
said to my mum got anything planned? as a hint and she said "Why whats happening ?" she was bewildered.
might actually cry boys
>>24454491
>PAKIS OUT
>Seriously though, PAKIS OUT
>>24454464
Playing games stops being fun when you have to do it daily to pay the bills
>>24454568
it's still easier than shitty labour or some stressful office job
>>24454550
Happy birthday, mate.
I'm only 20 and I've spent most of my birthdays like that (except for mum forgetting, she's the only one who remembers).
>>24454464
>speedrun a game (an easy one)
>take a break
>get sex change
>open a patreon
>???
>profit
>>24454550
Happy birthday anonm8
>>24454550
happy birthday anon.
luv you.
>>24454550
happy birthday senpai :3 we here at /britfeel/ wish you a nice birthday, maybe grab yourself a takeaway, or if not that, get yourself a cup of tea and wrap yourself in a blanket. Stay here on /britfeel/ for the evening and enjoy the chats we have.
>>24454550
Hey we understand senpai.
Happy birthday~
>>24454550
Happy birthday lad.
Only mummy remembers mine nowadays.
>>24454568
I've been watching someone's LP videos since around 2008
he still puts out a couple videos a week and hasn't ever monetized them or e-begged
how many youtube babbies can say that?
>>24454550
mubarak m8
might wanna think about extorting some money out of the old hag for forgetting about your b-day tho
>>24454550
>>24454597
My siblings put on a thoughtful little party but my mum was going on about how so-so's kids already bought a house, car, has a high paying job, wives, gf's.... made me feel so bad, pissed me off so much i chipped my teeth by gritting them so hard at her snide comments.
Happy birthday lad
Who /onesie/ here?
These things are so comfy I'm honestly upset I didn't discover them earlier. I feel no shame and no regret.
>>24454680
Here, I got a minions onesie for halloween (sorry) and it's the comfiest thing since bedtime.
>>24454591
You think so? Office job you just check in and tune out.
Being a YouTube personality you have to perform on camera, keep up your act and persona and be interesting and attractive. Hard fucking work.
>>24454619
Hi ASHOOT THAT CAKE IN THE RED EYE
>>24454680
I stopped wearing it since I got chubby
feelsbad
What do I get my family for christmas guys? I have to get presents for mum, dad, older brother and younger sister.
>>24454680
>tfw the shark one costs a fortune
>>24454680
for christmas ill be getting a total body long johns
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Union-Suit-Long-Underwear-Combinations/dp/B0037Y29WS/ref=pd_sim_sbs_193_10?ie=UTF8&dpID=41ZRherR1JL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL200_SR154%2C200_&refRID=19CP6KYK6ESVDPVXA5V0
>>24454722
What do they like, anon?
>>24454722
Books. Books for everyone. And some smelly stuff like bath sets or scented candles for the mum and sister. Just go to LUSH and get them to make up a little goody bag for them, my sister fucking loves that shit and is always happy to get it as a gift.
>>24454739
How old are you? Only my granddad would wear that.
And he's dead.
>>24454745
literally no idea
>>24454747
I normally get books because books are the only thing I know about really, my only hobby is reading. I think they're getting tired of them.
>>24454752
britbro.
seriously try them out. totaly comfy
you can go out with them on, putting clothes over the top.
it's just underwear but all over, it's so great.
you'll never know how great they are until you wear them.
>>24454710
Sup~
>>24454747
This, hard to complain about getting a book unless you already have it.
>>24454706
>Office job you just check in and tune out.
U FKEN WOT
you... actually have to get your shit done you know. i know officekeks who have fucking burnout syndrome and heart disease from all the stress.
Mum bought me a pair of comfy totes and my feet are still fucking frozen.
>>24454773
why would you need that
i dont see the point
>>24454178
I got Bs and Cs. Re-took maths to get from a D to a B. 25,500 / year working at an insurance company. I investigate fraud so I get paid to tell pakis to fuck off all day. Could be worse.
>>24454178
I have three A-levels. BCD. I got a fucking D in philosophy after getting A*s all year in essays. Kind of glad actually because it made me not do a worthless degree.
>>24454178
I have a single A Level, a C in English
>>24454805
because it feels really good.
>>24454781
>Sup~
YOU'RE THE ONE POSTING THE TILDES?
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>24454864
>all the heat building up so you start to sweat
sounds fucking shitty to me
>>24454882
He's not the only one desu~
>>24454550
Happy birthday. Maybe things will have improved for you by next year.
>>24454889
just take your clothes off.
who cares. nobody will see your wilkins. you're wearing long johns!
Oh, what's that? you need to take a turd? don't fret. just undo the back flap and shit while in comfy.
>>24454178
I passed all of my GCSEs. I got an A* in science which I took in year 10. I also got a B in GCSE maths when I was in year 8~ I didn't have to do maths after that. The rest of my GCSEs were Bs and Cs since tfw no friends was unbearable by year 11 and I had problems concentrating and studying because of it.
I have 3 A-Levels all at B since I ruined my first year by skipping almost every class and never studying. If I tried harder I could have done better~
>>24454939
>taking the opportunity to brag
Nobody cares.
>>24454939
The early peakers lament
>>24452469
Sure bro, I accepted loneliness for a long time, I actually prefer being alone. As for ugliness its horrible.
wtf even is thanksgiving
>>24454963
This happened to me too, although not to that extent. I'm 27 and people are still talking about my fucking potential.
>tfw your gf won't shut the fuck up
It's not all bad being alone, lads.
>>24454994
i think its where americunts remember when they beat us.
i think they should have a day for when we burnt down their white house.
>>24454982
Unless you have some hideously disfiguring disease I bet you're not even ugly. It's actually pretty hard to be full on ugly, most people just look plain or regular with no outstanding features.
>>24454939
Your cool tildeanon~
I did the same thing at a level and got kicked out of sixthform. Got almost straight a's at gcse, but those are not hard~
>>24454963
I know that feel anon!
I feel like at a certain point all of the dumb normies who used to ask me for the answers suddenly got good while I'm slowly deteriorating~
>>24454994
Some American thing. No need for you to give a shit about it unless you're American or a Turkey.
>>24455005
why do you come here?
>>24455018
>>24454994
when they give thanks to the native Indians for gtfo and letting them take over their country
>>24455018
That's the 4th of July mate.
>>24455024
Yo-you're cool too anon!
I had to go to lots of disciplinary meetings at 6th form but muh feels and muh bad family life saved me a lot in the end. I think my average attendance was below 20%.
>>24454994
It's when Amerifags remember they were couldn't figure out how farming works, were starving and the Native Americans came to save their sorry arses with some food and stuff. They leave out the part where they massacred them not long after tho.
>>24454929
yeah but that fucking overall is still too warm, i prefer normal clothes. a t shirt isnt as tight and sleeves arent as long so it will be colder
what about this Manchester sinkhole causing supposed chaos then lads
>>24455023
I hate having a big nose and round face.
Rita Ora can look fit one day then bogin the next
>>24455120
mate. dont be normie.
get the some fucking long johns
Help
trapped
inside
>tfw nothing to drink in the flat
I don't want water. I need a cold refreshing fizzy drink.
>>24455155
She's got a tattoo that makes it look like overflowing armpit hair, what's that about?
>>24455234
go buy some fackin beer mate
>>24454994
it when america gives us thanks for letting them speak english
post the first word that pops into your head
clittyfuck
>>24455234
>the type of cancerfag who never drinks water
how some people literally never drink water is beyond me. my dad is the same, he's in his 50s and looks like absolute shit. literally all he ever drinks is fucking cola. like he hasn't drinked water in decades. fucking how? I like to enjoy energy drinks and cola too but i drink water 80% of the time.
>>24455299
Yeah but he made it to his 50s.
>>24455311
he's already showing signs of alzheimers...
>>24455291
Never change, /britfeel/
>>24455291
Smackypakiniggershit
Messaging this gril on okcupid, but she's in Bradford and I'm in Leeds.
Sounds like hassle actually getting together, and she seems kinda loopy. She asked me if I made my profile just to take the piss out of people and laugh.
nearly 28 and never had a serious gf lads
its weird because people i work with assume i'm normal
Graduated from uni this year, not even started looking for a job. No motivation to look but also no money
I joined universal credit this month but they basically make you job search really hard, and when you're not getting interviews they crack the whip.
What do, I just wanna be depressed and play vidya.
>>24455026
Schools don't really make it clear but the whole game changes, that's why some people excel at high school then don't amount to shit while others do terrible in HS and ace university/jobs
I have an interview for an insurance company on tuesday and I have no motivation to prepare for it whatsoever. It's at 9.30am, so I have to change my sleeping pattern to prepare, and also probably get through rush hour traffic to get to an interview for a job I already don't give a shit about.
I have a feeling I should be applying for jobs in some other area, instead of finance, but I have no idea what. Sick of being a NEET, I've been applying since September and got absolutely nowhere.
Just fuck everything
>>24455367
>Bradford
Fuck that noise m8, you know what goes down there.
>>24455432
I think it's pretty much learning how to work hard/learn things. I coasted through school, so never had to try hard or put effort in. When the work got harder, and I needed to actually work at things, I had no idea how, and now I have a 2:2 in business from an ex-polytechnic.
>>24455388
Haven't you been out of uni for almost 5 months? Get a move on lad.
George is coming for your bennies.
Have to be up at 5:30 for work, should I open the second beer?
>>24455494
I've worked in insurance for a decade although I work in claims, not finance. Which company is your interview with?
I really need to stop eating so many mince pies
I've had probably an average of 2 boxes of 6 per week for the past 3 or 4 weeks
![[contemplative feeling music].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4ZXdzCG.jpg "[contemplative feeling music].jpg")
>set up date with gril 2 weeks ago, for last wednesday
>look forward to it all week
>she cancels an hour before, saying she has to take her friend to the hospital
>reschedules for tuesday next week
>no contact until last night, when I messaged her
>she didn't seem very interested, I was having to move the conversation forward the whole time (although she did say she was very tired)
>probably won't talk to her until tuesday
>she'll probably cancel again
>tfw thinking you have a chance of not being alone but it goes away again
>>24455613
cba
think i might kill myself soon
>>24455367
lets see? im in Bradford and on ok cupid, there isn't that many women in Bradford.
>>24455710
don't bother contacting her anymore famalam
>>24455682
Arag? I'd never heard of them. I think the job was in claims (it's an underwriting job), but generally I've been applying for vaguely finance-related jobs.
>>24455807
That makes me sad to hear anon~ Would you mind telling me why?
>>24455850
I'm just bored.
What's the best way? I was thinking jumping off that bridge in hull would be good, it's certainly a place that would get me in the right frame of the mind,
>>24455874
I-I don't really think you should kill yourself because you're bored anon~ There are plenty of things you can do.
I don't really want to give you advice on how to kill yourself either~
>>24455843
I'd lost interest a bit anyway to be honest, after getting my hopes up and then being disappointed. Pathetic as it is, I'd already mentally imagined our entire relationship (as I tend to do with girls I hear about, see across the room, or otherwise don't know at all) and become mentally committed to her, so I don't even feel like messaging other girls.
I'm going to see if she's still up for the date on tuesday, on the day, but I wouldn't be surprised if she had some excuse.
>>24455874
killing yourself out of boredom isn't a very good idea. Imagine how fucking boring being dead would be.
>>24455907
Tilde is a tripfag now?
>tfw no notPoleaboo trigfag
>>24455924
I wasn't bored before I was born.
>>24455267
Can't be bothered to leave the flat. It's too late now.
Fuck just eat and the 10 pound minimum delivery. I just want something to drink.
>>24455847
Never heard of them either.
Underwriting is risk assessment and setting premiums. Claims is after the loss has happened, actually paying out. Don't get the two confused if you have an interview, even if it's not in either of those departments.
>>24455924
>>24455907
I can't be bothered living it's so boring, you either don't get a job and lounge around not being able to afford do things, or get a job and be too tired to just barely afford the things you want to do but have no time to do so.
>>24455907
I want to be your friend and give you cuddles.
Would it be weird asking a girl I've only knew for 2 days if she wants to do something sometime. Only problem is, I don't want it to seem like a date and I have no idea what shes into
>>24456109
Where'd you meet her?
>>24456126
Mutual friends, not sure why this question is always asked
>>24456141
So he can find out how to meet girls too
>>24456034
We-well being NEET isn't all bad. Not all fun things cost money~ And there's always bennies and leeching.
Wagekeks get the weekends to themselves to treat themselves. And having some kind of obligation during the week makes you value your free time more~
I'm really sorry that you feel this way anon~ Try not to do anything rash.
>>24456065
I-I'd very much like to have some friends~ I'm really lonely.
