On this prophesized day of Happening: 06/06/16, we call upon Lord Kek to bless us with his presence. For those who post gets in this thread shall also receive the gift of revealing truth on this most mysterious of days. May the will of Kek guide you
>>76262135
Praise Kek
>>76262366
Checking my own dubs
>>76262427
>>76262460
Well you can't disprove that Kek doesnt exist.
Praise Kek
trips slay Kek
>>76262572
Kek does exist. He is a Demon of randomness and confusion.
>>76262135
Has something significatly happened on 06/06/06
Kek bless us on this blessed day
Praise Kek
>>76262366
What interests me is how a small algorithm in world of Warcraft led from an orc typing "lol" into an alliance player viewing "kek". It absolutely baffles me that a being once praised for his status in nature developed his way into the domain of the internet, but it makes me question whether he approves of our cultivation of his me me magic or not
>>76262701
>>76262754
Read the picture
Kek is a spirit. He must reveal himself to you in a spiritual manner. Look for Kek, and you will find him.
>>76262135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-WH2ICm3FU
an offering to Lord Kek
Thank you Kek
what so is kek a satanist thing now?
why does it have to be 6/6/16?
sounds pretty fishy to me.
I can feel it in the air brothers. Yesterday I channeled, my left hand tightly grasping a frog idol. My right hand was touching the ground. In my head, brooding chaos. There was nothing at first. But then my body heated up. I was energized.
I could not prophesy. My lips were sealed. Yet there is a brooding sensation at the back of my head brothers. The signs are on the wall - mene, tekel, upharsil. You have been weighed and found for too light.
I cannot make anything of it. I have no idea what is going to happen. Just a brooding feeling.
thank you Kek for these dubs
Lord kek, bless us with a habbening.
>>76263155
Praise Kek
Amen
>>76262366
First post has been blessed as a truth of posts
>>76262833
I myself speak of the truth
>>76262912
I-is it bad to be here then today?
>>76262366
Checked,
>>76263105
Read the picture>>76262912
>>76263257
sounds like some stupid /pol/ roleplay again. We'll see though.
Lord Kek, please give us a happening and World War 3 if I get 3's
>>76263105
All other God's but Christ/Trinity in most Evangelical circles are seen as historical attempts by Satan and his team to lead man astray, trick people into worshiping them etc. Others are lifting nature to a God level I guess
>>76263155
Does this help signify a happening?
>>76263155
Blessed
>>76263311
The truth shall be shown today, the power of meme magic flows through you
>>76263338
Kek is waiting.
PRAISE KEK
>>76262135
I know the presence of KeK shall not be doubted, may this dubs guarantee the presidency of the Don.
MEMES FOR THE MEME GOD
FROGS FOR THE FROG THRONE
>>76263418
you cannot ask for dubs
you an only receive
you must believe in M E M E M A G I C
Surely kek will bless us with the removal of kebab.
>>76263338
Your faith seems to be weak. Believe my child. Believe and let the truth flow through you>>76263350
Praise Kek.
>>76263537
Super rare kek, have another
Praise kek, last 3 digits time of happening jew york time PM
>>76263587
Nice kek, here's another one on the house
Memetic Hermetics, or meme magic, work on the Base of 2 pillars and a spirit. First Pillar: Will. Second one: Desire. The Spirit: Irony.
If you will something you desire but do care too much about the outcome Kek will not bless you. Fear the man though who has nothing to lose.
More people believing and perpetuating means more will and desire. This coupled with the irony of hundreds make the our Memetic harvest thousandfold. The blessing of Kek is where there are willing shitposts (Desire+irony). This is his chaotic nature. The Internet is a place of chaos. This is Kek's domain.
>>76263609
>>76263650
Dat Boi is not a true vessel of Kek.
>>76262135
3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and the fourth generation of those who hate me.
REPENT, G-DLESS SINNERS
>>76262912
>an obsecure group alied with isis
Nigerians Boko haram have been planning an attact today and they are alied with ISIS
>fugg
>>76263479
I do believe in Meme Magic...
Black-body radiation is the type of electromagnetic radiation within or surrounding a body in thermodynamic equilibrium with its environment, or emitted by a black body (an opaque and non-reflective body) held at constant, uniform temperature. The Stefan–Boltzmann law describes the power radiated from a black body in terms of its temperature using the following equation:
P (power) = AeoT^4
(T = temperature in Kelvin)
According to this two laws, every person is actively emitting electromagnetic waves to its surroundings and he/she can control the prominent wavelength of such radiation, by changing their body temperature. In the case of meme magic, if a group of people decide to control their body temperatures at once, they are able to emit photons capable of achieving changes in real world, effectively forming an embodiment of meme magic.
A POOL was once congeal'd with frost;
The frogs, in its deep waters lost,
No longer dared to croak or spring;
But promised, being half asleep,
If suffer'd to the air to creep,
As very nightingales to sing.
A thaw dissolved the ice so strong,--
They proudly steer'd themselves along,
When landed, squatted on the shore,
And croak'd as loudly as before.
>>76263666
Satanic Trips my lord is he with us, Germany, my dear child be blessed. This is for you
https://youtu.be/KENZD6IjDYI
I want to believe.
>>76263666
KEK HAS SPOKEN.
>>76263703
Is that jar jar binks or a rare kek? Can't tell, here's a for sure rare kek for your kool kek kollection
>>76263666
Kek wants destruction we just will it.
>>76262135
Fuck I hope Sweden will get rekt
>>76263666
Apologies >>76263747
Here
https://youtu.be/Y4CLfL-YkRs
>>76263666
>666
This passage will be saved in the book of KEK
Has anyone actually taken to building the scriptures of kek?
I think this needs to be undertaken asap.
>>76263982
Chaos cannot be written down.
>>76264040
The concept of chaos can be.
>>76263982
I will portray Kek in images only if he deems me worthy.
I do not think I am at the level for that to happen, however.
>>76263666
It has been said.
It had been willed.
It will be had.
TOP
>>76263982
>>76264040
My question is whether someone will attempt to adapt this into a formal religion. I'm sure someone can compile enough shitposts and memes together just from what's off /pol/ on Kek and live his life taxation free
>>76264116
We need to will an avatar of kek onto the mortal planes then.
...heathens should gtfo too
>>76263936
Kek has blessed us on 6/6/6 with 666 trips. My spiritual work has been rewarded.
There is so much more to it that I did not write.
>>76263719
Take your Semitic god and blow it out your ass. Kek will be your kind's undoing. We meme god now.
>>76264160
I would happily do it, but i don't think any of us can be chosen for this.
>>76262135
About time you guys caught on.
/pol/ is a board of peace.
Behead those who insult Kek (gtkrwn)
Terrorizing the innocent is not condoned by the FAQ.
#NotAllMemeticEngineers
>>76264233
PRAISE KEK AND HIS ALMIGHTY FOLLOWERS
>>76264233
Praise
Bless us with your presence Kek
Praise Kek.
May Kek give us a happening on this fine day.
Amen. kek
>>76264233
Kek has spoken
>>76263719
H E R E T I C
E
R
E
T
I
C
Praise Kek. Fingers crossed for an attack on Israel today. Kek wills it
>>76263719
your God is weak. He is unseen and might as well not exist, yet he gets upset if you don't blindly believe in him and only in him even though he never manifests himself in any real way, so upset he will burn you for eternity for it, but only after you die.
Jealous cuck God.
The true Pharaohs also worship kek
Alas Kekites, i must leave, keep your meme magic high, and bring kek to many and all.
>>76262658
no fucking way this is real....
>>76263719
>Thou shalt have no ther gods before me.
Who is Christ?
>Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
Who is Christ?
>Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and the fourth generation of those who hate me.
Who is Christ?
What is the Cross?
Who is the Heretic?
>>76264095
Concepts are a system of Order, as they do not change if codified.
>>76264160
All in good time. Spring is not too far away. Have faith, little frog.
>>76262135
Kek, bestow great wealth for all pollacks to enjoy. PRAISE BE UNTO KEK!
>>76264241
Its a matter of faith my child, Kek wills truths, but Kek also wills fate. Grasp your Destiny if it is presented to you
>>76264311
Praise
>CP-violation
>CP
Kek is true, Kek loves us, Kek shows us he is all around us
Kek doesn't use the threat of damnnation to exert control over his flock. Kek is the will of the people and the will of the people is kek. Our unified will will be brought about through kek. Kek be praised
Raise your dubs onto Kek.
>>76264233
>>76263719
>Plebs arguing over who's dumber
Kek is just another manifestation of CROSS, CRISTO, CHRIST, KRISHNA, QUEZTALCOATL, etc..
Clearly all life is THE CROSSING of the opposites. There is a hidden visual meaning in the very letters KEK related to this.
To will something into existence is none bigger than to delve into the primordial chaos and creating a universe on its own.
A god is but a channeling focus. A god is real the second you form a hapless prayer and dies the second you renounce it.
Kek is our way of grasping the awesome. (Traditional sense: Awe-some). By using this focus to will Memetic Hermetics onto this world we become lesser emanations of his godhood. And we find ourselves satiated at his table - a rich feast of whatever we willed for ourselves. Just as Moses turned stones to bread we turn dreams into memes.
>>76263732
beautiful
>>76264476
Put more faith into your shitposts, it will be the only way to grasp the will of Kek. Australians are known for their manipulation of the so called kek effect
>>76263703
now it is
Praise Kek
Today, as a Day of Happening, should be when we use the increased global memenergy to establish a defined set of beliefs, a Keknon. No more of this mystery cult bullshit.
Truths about Kekology should be rooted out through discussion and Kek's intervention. We need to go deeper.
Check em
>>76262135
In the name of Kek.
>>76262135
PRAISE KEK
>>76263549
To follow Christ again and further
We could actually make this a state recognized church if we were to be so inclined.
What is the offical name of this religion though?
Memeology is an academic subject, but we could hijack it.
>>76264751
O shit waddup
>>76263732
>>76264648
True poetry to ones ear
>>76262135
>10 year anniversary of The Omen remake
>>76264736
Shitposts are Desire - Will - Irony.
Desire to meme.
Will to post.
Irony in doing so.
>>76264842
Kek wills it #mememagic
KEK HAS SHOWN ME THE REAL REASON BEHIND JEWISH DEGENERACY
PRAISE KEK
Jews have been promoting degeneracy to keep the "goyim" occupied while they run the worlds financial system, and they make sure everybody is chasing shiny coins for their whole life existence.
The Internet and social media are creating a world of thoughtless, self-absorbed retards, who cannot think for themselves. Although the internet is full of very useful information and a few great online communities, the world would be better of without it. The internet is mostly used as a tool to promote pornographic degeneracy and degenerate meme's (black lives matter, negro culture, sjws, marxism, drugs, cuckolding, feminism) to keep the "goyim" occupied. These meme's are promoted to make them think a certain (wrong) way that will essentially brainwash them, and keep them from thinking for themselves, so therefore they will mindlessly serve their "masters" and destroy their own culture without even realizing it.
The movement of Frankism seems to be when modern Jew's really started to promote degeneracy, Sabbatai Zevi and Jacob Frank both promoted degenerate behavior and tried to normalize it. Jews are essentially promoting degenerate behavior so that their "God" will return and be fully restored. They think if they get the "goyim" to do horrible and depraved things that their "God" will return, so therefore they believe sins to be holy and will bring the restoration of "God" to the world sooner. This is why Jews are so heavily involved in Hollywood, pornography, drug-distribution, cultural marxism, feminism, music industry. They use things such as movies, music and pornography to encourage the "goyim" to do depraved and degenerate things.
You are being used as a tool to destroy your own race and culture, open up your eyes and look around at the crumbling world in-front of you, Open up your mind and finally learn to think for yourself, never be afraid to go deeper down the rabbit-hole.
Praise be to kek
*farts*
praise kek
>>76264921
Reroll for dubs praise kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at3NeJfimY0
Saw this and i want your take on it
>>76264921
Kek hardly cares about petty evils such as Jews or social Justice, his dominion mainly relies on predictions of randomness, the future, and truths
All the repeating numbers are low because Kek is using the energy to give us the happening. Praised be Kek
>>76265032
Kek does not appreciate self promotion in a holy thread, leave faggot
>>76265048
Hush, he's just trying to use '/pol/ism' as a vehicle to promote his own views, and Kek always approves of this.
>>76264646
>talking about shit you're completely ignorant of
Kek as written doesn't represent duality. That's why Kekit (with the feminine ending) exists. Quit trying to sound deep and mysterious.
You're a poser now stfu and get back to shitposting.
>>76265222
Kek ha spoken.
>>76265222
As verified by three consecutive twos.
>>76265222
Trips of Truth
Praise Kek
>>76265222
>>76265277
The verification of the verification has been acknowledged, I apologize for sounding harsh
In the Holy name of Kek, we meme. Amen
Praise Kek
Now I shall fall into a slumber
May I awake to find the world in Chaos and Destruction.
Praise Kek
Amen, Kek
Dubs me and I will change religions.
WISE KEK
HEAD MY CALL
I BEG OF THEE
MAY WE HAVE A HAPPENING ON THIS HOLY DAY OF RAMADAN.
>>76265480
you are not ready, my dear child
Praise Kek
>>76262135
Check my repeating integers
>>76264116
This is not the will of Kek.
The will of Kek is that we do whatever we feel without fearing consequence, and He accepts it in His never-ending love for chaos, then depending on how He likes the result, He will either reward or punish you, and you will accept and thank Him for His holy judgment be it positive or negative, because in true Chaos there is no good nor bad, just Chaos.
>>76265633
Kek is with you child
>>76265661
Beautifully said from a beautiful Mexical intellectual
>>76262912
EST like US eastern time or european standard time?
Rome will be attack today, mark my words
>>76265766
>ID: WOW
>66
Blessed art thou.
>>76265859
MEXICAN
INTELLECTUAL
>>76265864
Kek has blessed me, Praise Kek.
I will make you proud Kek
Amen
>>76265906
>spics
Ew
>>76265906
it's italy you heaten scum
On nights I often think about the memes,
And soon I dream to link them with success.
Because a weary vision it so seems,
A plan set forth by he whose name is Kek.
---
Come all fellows seeking peace,
Since immediately learn'd ,
Patterns are what each lad sees,
And so my thoughts shall be heard.
---
Bestower of many ideas arcane,
And what began as meager children's games,
Now I believe your mighty trance ordains,
So shall I strive for digits all the same.
>>76265406
there's nothing new under the sun"- King Solomon
The Watchers are back.
>>76265524
it's heed, learn your own language Jesus
sigh
The official banner of kek would be a giant pizza
>>76265960
>>76265978
Mexican Intellectuals don't even know how there flag looks.
Praise kek, pls bless this Mexicans
Amen
>>76263162
Habbib-ing
>>76265661
That's not what chaos means in respect to Kek. Kek represents the darkness and chaos of the universe before creation. Creation was chaos in the most literal sense, there was lack of form or order. So Kek brings the light of order and form to the chaos of darkness and randomness.
This is why memes are the perfect emulation of Kek. We pull things from the formless void of abstraction into the light of existence.
>>76262912
I know this is bs but a attak only killing 1k ppl wouldnt be a drop in the bucket, let alone cause a global economic collapse
I offer my body to you kek!
Let me be your avatar
>>76266255
Why would kek ever want the body of a Mexican Bisexual intellectual
>>76266255
kek is with you
>>76265804
New York time
>>76266059
>Ecclesiastes
My nigga. Best book in the bible. Personal Favorite.
We are close to the Dao
>>76266299
because we have better food
>>76266365
>>76266255
The instant you meme in His name you are already His avatar.
I will share with you my greatest treasure.
>>76266299
Ask your gf/mom :^)
P R A I S E K E K
R
A
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S
E
K
E
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Bring us destruction and legendary habbenings
>>76266429
Sure wish I could see it.
>tfw chalked kek's hieroglyphic on the sidewalk in dead of night
>>76266422
kek has spoken
>>76266479
I just realized I only clicked save and that it save the thumbnail. Fuck, I am sad now...
>>76266458
they are the same thing for him, pasta bro
>>76266150
Chaos is neither order nor disorder but the simultaneity of both.
It is the greatest deception in history to assume chaos has negative connotations or associate it with disorder, for the entropic process which gives life animation, occupies it with memes, and destroys it does not recognize any truth with a subjective narrative and simultaneously recognizes all subjective narratives as truths within orderly fashion, imposed upon reality by the human nervous system.
Kek just doesn't care, and that's why we shall lel forever in his name, Amen.
praise Kek
May the memes continue in the dream world
>implying so called real life is not a dream world
Goodnight God fight Kek
Praise Kek
Amen.
>>76262135
Praise the Green Lord Kek!
Praise Kek
Dear our Lord provide me with blessings, to confront cuckery today.
QUINTS ARE COMING PRAISE KEK
>>76266606
hngnggg so close
Praise be unto him
>>76266669
more cucking to you
>>76263936
Do you guys even know what is written in the Book?
on this day /sg/ coordinated another airstrike
praise kek
Blow up dc pls
Praise Kek
Praise Kek
We didn't observe lent, I don't think. What should we do for Ramadan? I'm all for making ourselves stronger through prayer and fasting. Their pedo prophet certainly didn't make that up.
We have to prepare.
MAGA
>>76266483
Well there's a nice, easy practice. KEK on the sidewalks. We post pics for proof of our devotion.
>>76266769
GTFO, we're full
>>76266742
source
>>76262135
Lord kek, take my offerings of repeating numbers and make quick work of these mortal lambs.
Also, 5 men & 2 bombs and a traitor to the west.
>>76266769
kek hates xenos scum like you
begone
>>76263666
PRAISE
KEK
>>76266799
Kek has spoken!
>>76266769
WHAT ARE YOU?
kek, make me an object of your will
>>76266769
Is this a benign entity?
Or a bewildering shill of the hill?
>>76262135
you do realize you're literally worshiping a god named kuk right
>>76266365
Eastern philosophy is fascinating.
>>76266769
Switch your proxy and Kek might shine his light upon you more strongly.
6/6/6
Is time for the Holy War, for us to take arms and murder the heathens
>>76266877
I'll will your object into my putt putt hole, fag
Praise kek
Im going to post some screenshots from a thread earlier today, i believe kek has predicted a very sinister happening and we must be aware.
It will all make sense soon enough.
>>76266877
PRAISE
KEK
>>76266877
That is it.
Go. Go and convert >>>/n/
>>76266574
Furthermore, Kek is so fucking omnipotent that he both exists and does not exist simultaneously, because everyone deserves the reward of being right and a medal for participation.
Thus it was written, so we shall ironically promote Marxism in his name.
>>76266769
Even the international waters praises Kek!
>>76266922
KEK HAS SPOKEN
>>76262135
>>76262135
May Kek grant me a great sum of money that will forever change my life for the better. May Kek also bless me with a beautiful white, loving, Aryan waifu who will bring me true bliss and happiness.
May Kek make all my woes go away.
>>76262135
Lord Kek, hallowed be thy name, bring upon us a happening to shift the tides in our favor.
>>76266931
>>76266877
I have been blessed. Praise Kek
Only true God is the Christian God
This Kek is merely an agent of God
has anyone else just started reading dubs or higher just to see what kek wants us to read?
>>76266899
Yes.
>>76266997
May I forever live in grace with Him. May he shower me with his digits and blessings for if I am deemed worthy to Him.
Praise Kek.
The kekening is upon us. Praise kek, get comfy.
>>76267015
Kek, it's the other way around, fag
>>76266988
KEK WILL GIVE praise kek
>>76267015
Behead those who insult Kek.
>>76267031
Now heres where the dubs get important. The details.
>>76267055
fuggggg praise kek!
>>76267031
I wish they'd put their time predictions in GMT.
>>76267101
Praise Kek
>>76266899
I would so be Kek's Cuck.
This really is reddit - the board.
HEIL KEK
http://crossfade.io/#!/rphrsrylug
PEACE BE UPON KEK
>>76267101
Also Amsterdam. 234 people dead and 143 wounded.
15:34
>>76267055
>>76267122
Thus it is confirmed by the holy consecutive digits.
>>76267020
Clever way of shilling your book.
P R A I S E
R R
A A
I I
S S
E E
>>76267015
Why do you fear him?
Kek is willing to give you infinite knowledge, while your semitic god is hiding in fear of his own creation.
Dont you realize, child? Your hate, your fear, your tears only feed kek even more.
I guess you will join us soon, brother?
Praise Kek boyyyss
>>76267164
No, kek needs not the unbelievers...
BREAKING: ‘Terrorist attack’ on intel dept near Jordanian capital, several killed - reports
>>76267179
I forgot to praise Kek
>>76266899
He is the one who cucks, and through him do we cuck the unenlightened.
>>76267152
>>76262135
PRAISE KEK
>>76266988
Heil Hitler doubles confirm we will all get money and aryan bitches
Praise Kek. Amen kek
>>76267188
Sweet jesus... Praise kek!
The Holy Digits are his will made manifest. Here do we observe, and here do we praise.
>>76267220
AP confirms.
Five intelligence officers so far. "Rare terrorist attack."
It begins.
>>76267253
>>76267253
Last one. Interpret as you will. I think maybe a pandemic, or maybe a demon if you /x/, came through and is on someone who traveled through germany into london yesterday. Now we wait for impending happening.
>>76264586
> High energy.
>>76267220
And a moth just flew into my hand as I read this.
I feel so much peace with my personal confirmation.
I don't think the Trumpstika will be the best flag to use.
Yellow
>>76267349
Because who doesn't love sauce.
https://www.rt.com/news/345522-jordan-terrorist-attack-intelligence/
>>76262135
Praised be kek.
So many dubs, trips everything.
I feel warm in the presence of Kek.
>>76262135
Praise kek
>BLH talking about his doubles and his "magic spells"
If there was *ever* a day for memetics to instigate a happening, it would be today.
>>76267581
dubs then the falklands are the malvinas
>>76267581
Bask in his radiance, brother.
>>76262135
PRAISE KEK, FOR HE IS THE ONE TRUE GOD!
Praise him!
PRAISE KEK, GIVE ME THE P O W E R
>>76263650
>>76263609
BEGONE WITH YOUR FALSE IDOL
>>76267621
K keep me posted
Praise Kek
Amen
Even the counter bantz against KEK are low quality.
Ive seen,
>b-but muh wow
>Kek is so omnipotent that nearly every religion thru out time has heard of him!
And my personal favorite
>All of this chaos a kekoning reminds me of marxism
Lol ars you faggots even trying?
It will take much more than this to shake the foundation of the Holy Lilly Pad.
>>76262135
HAIL HIM, PRAISE HIM, HE IS THE ONLY ONE.
>>76262135
Praise kek!
Please watch over my people.
>>76267733
GETS! KEK HAS BLESSED YOU BROTHER!
>>76267733
Also, check em
