What can we expect? It's in sweden.
Latvia getting first place
>At least one islamic terrorist
>weird audio glitches whenever Russia comes on stage
>Germany cucked with null points
>Before each act, a short video of that act sucking refugee cock is aired
We need a fucking bingo card with all this shit.
WE ARE MADE OF STARS
>WE ARE MADE OF STARS
WE ARE MADE OF STARS
>WE ARE MADE OF STARS.
WE ARE MADE OF STARS
>WE ARE MADE OF STARS
>>73991135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEzDD0dZU8U
KOREAN QT WILL WIN
AUSTRALIA SENT AN EAST ARYAN
HOWAITO PIGGU BTFO
STORMWEENIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
HAHA
>>73990729
>What can we expect? It's in sweden.
Got a problem with Sweden?
>>73991400
Haha, i think you meant to say Latvia will win
>>73991538
Are you gonna tell your wife's boyfriend on us?
>UK- 1 point
That is the only guarantee. Perhaps we'll see some some Allahu Ackbar too.
>>73991641
>Bulgaria
Muslims need not reply.
>>73990729
National anthems in multiple languages, 100%
They've done this before
>>73990729
Memes and multicultural brainwashing.
>>73991648
That would make this the most entertaining Eurovision ever. Don't let us down now ISIS
>>73991756
You must be fun at parties.
Don't watch it
>>73990729
Will there be an ABBA reunion? That's all I care about
>>73991727
And somehow you have more Muslims than us. There's a mosque 200 meters away from my apartment. About 4 people go there ever at all. The local imam pretty much sings to himself. Now if you're somewhere around Blagoevgrad, that's another thing.
>>73991832
It's shit, m8. Always has been.
>>73991832
/pol/ ruined me.
>>73992039
>And somehow you have more Muslims than us
HAHAHAHA.
>There's a mosque 200 meters away from my apartment.
Cuck
>>73992300
yes but bulgaria was part of a muslim empire which tried to enforce conversion
>>73992300
>A member of the Swedish caliphate calling anyone else a cuck.
C'mon man. We should know our place.
I expect them to go disney again
>>73992393
>yes but bulgaria was part of a muslim empire which tried to enforce conversion
Doesn't really make it better. Bulgarians are cucks and not white. Slav shits.
>>A member of the Swedish caliphate calling anyone else a cuck.
That's cute.
>>73992596
you clearly didn't read my final sentence.
>>73992596
>>73990729
Tranny just confirmed now
kill me
>>73992804
Wash your hands, disgusting nigger.
>>73992393
As I said, nobody goes to it. I don't know who funded it but they probably thought they'd convert the local gypsy ghetto which did not happen. The imam sells "magical enchantments" and "blessings" to them to make some profit. I'm fairly certain that shit is haram as fuck but the gypsies love it. There's an old orthodox church pretty close as well and another one nearby being built for I don't know what reason.
>>73991392
Isn't this kind of hate speech illegal?
>>73992912
Why doesn't everyone say yes to this? Even if it were not true, I would lol
>>73990729
Potential happening delivered by based ISIS
>>73992596
Just give it a rest already
>>73992912
>not pissing in the sink handsfree
>>73992992
Merchants have more freedom of speech than we do.
>>73993086
Shut the fuck up, fish nigger.
>>73993106
>>73992912
>Going for a piss as a man
>Spending 25 seconds pointlessly washing hands after not even holding mah dick
Question is too vague
>>73992912
>Serbia
>83%
>Bosnia
>96%
Hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaha
>>73992596
>bulgarians are cucks and not white
Sweden calling out other nations being cucks , KEK. We resisted 500 years of forceful attempts to covert us to islam , people literally lost their heads instead of converting , bulgarian women that were raped killed their newborns to get rid of roach babies. Meanwhile you are willfully replacing your own population with shitskins and letting them breed with your daughters. Enjoy your future third world caliphate, Sven.
>>73990729
> What can we expect?
A clean sweep by Russia (much less likely – Ukraine) with no Western European country even coming close.
UK gets at least 3rd because apparently that'll help Bremain.
>>73993294
Telling fibs, those cheeky bastards.
Britain gets voted last.
Remember to vote for JUSTs
>>73993300
Nice false HDI graph. Our HDI is increasing, not decreasing. Slav-intelligence.
>people literally lost their heads instead of converting
Cuck. Why didn't you kill the muslims instead of them killing you? LMAO weak...
>bulgarian women that were raped
Cuck, protect your women.
>>73990729
Swedish media think Russia might win, this is apparently a big problem because they are not LGBT friendly.
Sweden #1 at Eurovision, but I don't think we will win this year.
Lets hope for memes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5qURKt4maw
>>73993423
Latvias entry is like some sort of 1980's Ultravox tribute . . . .weird.
How do we vote for this thing? Gonna vote Russia for keks
>>73993451
>increasing
Swedekuck politicians straight up crying the economy is about to collapse on TV
>>73990729
Romania is ban :(
>>73993584
>1980's Ultravox tribute
elaborate
>>73993366
>mfw 12 points from Poland and Romania
>>73993548
>EUphoria
>>73993649
Voting has no effect, a committee of cucks decides how much UK shall award a country.
>>73993656
Lmao the picture I posted is from the UN you moron. It's the official statistics. Now tell your cousins to fuck off from Europe, gypsy slav.
Russia or Ukraine to win
>PaddyPower
>Crimea River
Pic related
>>73993695
It's hard to describe, it's just like a softened version of electo-music around at the time . . .. . not quite as dark as Gary Numan but you get the picture.
This is from 1979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0WNbm1jz6A
>>73993869
Good luck, Irish Bro
Abandon this thread.
>>73993902
>>73993902
>>73993902
>>73993902
Go in there
>>73993675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVAGiB2VNM8
Next year is yours
>>73993935
I can kinda see the similarity, but this is still arguably our best entry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHLqfkU_0xA
>>73993852
Holy kek, du BTFO;ar typ alla här, vad tycker du om pic related?
>>73993418
>Britain gets voted last
>PLS STAY IN EU WE LOVE YOU REALLY
>>73990729
If magic numbers, isis terrorist attack will happen.
>>73994104
kek.
Best of luck anyway mate . .. . . it's going to be a laugh whatever happens
>>73994140
Speak English, you fucking mongoloid
>>73992596
Bulgarians are not genetically Slavs. They adopted a Slavic language and the Orthodox Christian religion, but they're ethnically... Something else, mostly Turkic.
>>73994324
Cheers, chap
>>73994418
kurva píča u holiča
>>73993451
>Nice false HDI graph. Our HDI is increasing, not decreasing. Slav-intelligence.
You mean was increasing , posting 1980-2014 data. Nice try swecuck. It will eventually go downhill unless you man the fuck up and clean your nation of muds , or at least stop accepting them.
>>Cuck. Why didn't you kill the muslims instead of them killing you? LMAO weak...
We killed more than you can imagine , one of the biggest killcounts of all euro nations
>cuck, protect your women
Said the rape capital of the west , Sven pls.
>>73994140
Ingen åsikt
>>73994418
Why? Because you're a proxy faggot?
>>73994426
Implying that's any better.
>>73994594
>implying I am implying that
Dickchoppers and headchoppers
why are swedes so rude towards slavs?
>>73994764
Inferiority complex
>>73994534
>You mean was increasing
Are you literally this illiterate? It says 1980-2015. The graph you posted said it decreased from 2010-2015, which is obviously not true.
The UN "predictions" are baseless, and that's proven by the ACTUAL numbers (in the pic I posted). Our HDI is increasing, not decreasing.
>It will eventually go downhill unless you man the fuck up and clean your nation of muds , or at least stop accepting them.
Yours will go downhill no matter what you do. Sub-human trash. Your country has always been third world, will always be third world.
>We killed more than you can imagine , one of the biggest killcounts of all euro nations
Hahahahaha, sure you did. Sure you did.
>Said the rape capital of the west , Sven pls.
Muh blown out of proportion statistics. We're not the rape capital of Europe, not even close. Also, the number of rapes are decreasing in Sweden.
>https://www.bra.se/bra/bra-in-english/home/news-from-bra/archive/news/2011-01-18-how-common-is-rape-in-sweden-compared-to-other-european-countries.html
>https://www.bra.se/bra/brott-och-statistik/valdtakt-och-sexualbrott.html
You bulgarians are so stupid and uneducated.
>>73994764
Because slavs are beneath us. Filthy non-whites.
Who /drinking game/ here ?
>>73993902
>>73993902
>>73993902
Stop posting here :P
>>73994856
No, that would be a superiority complex, you fucking retard. Holy shit American intelligence strikes again...
>>73990729
Weren't we already kicked out? It's the best option actually. I don't want that fag Lazarev to present my country.
>>73990729
I'm expecting pro Syrian refugee shit and gay stuff
>>73991392
i legit thought this was real
>>73994954
i am white
>>73995158
There are white people living in slavic countries, but they are an extreme minority.
>>73990729
Black cocks and Israel winning.
>>73993675
The jews didn't like Romania's culturally enriched song.
>>73995204
how can i tell if my friend boris is white
>>73995283
DNA analysis. Slavs can have a lot of white features (due to them being part-germanic), so you can't always go by the looks.
>>73993170
What's the matter Kjärl don't feel like paying the benefits to your sandnigger overlords today?
>>73991392
many keks
>>73995407
Kjärl? What the fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M
Hope someone close to you died in this.
>>73991832
Dancing and alcohol are haram.
If Britain wins it's because of brexit
>>73992912
Portugal is a suprising outlier in the 'brown belt'.
>>73990729
Like last year and the year before that.
Extreme amount of degeneracy.
>>73995726
>implying they'd give us Eurovision under anything less than the threat of nuclear annihilation
>>73995052
You pretend to be better to hide your true feelings of inferiority. It's okay, Sven. Jamal and his friends are waiting in the other room and your girlfriend is feeling horny. You know what to do.
>>73994594
Vadå ingen åsikt?
My brother lives right next to the globe.
pls no isis.
>>73995962
>You pretend to be better to hide your true feelings of inferiority.
What's this? Damage control? You mentioned the wrong inferiority complex. You're stupid.
>Sven. Jamal and his friends are waiting in the other room and your girlfriend is feeling horny. You know what to do.
Wow, how original. Haven't heard that one before.
Stay mad.
>>73995967
Har ingen åsikt om honom eller brottet han begick.
GERMAN MEDIA LITERALLY LYING ABOUT TRUMP
>>73995543
>>73995543
>>73995543
>>73995543
>>73995543
>>73996270
We don't don't a shit about Trump . . .fuck off.
>>73996267
Hora, så du gilla invandrarna han dödade?
>>73995611
You prefer Olaf, Jamal or Muhammed? Just using some typical Swedish names
>>73990729
Will it be refugee theme? Perhaps the Swedish national anthem ill be sung in Arabic and Hebrew?
>>73996415
>så du gilla invandrarna han dödade?
Sa jag aldrig.
>Hora
Ett ord som främst invandrare använder. Är du en själv?
>>73990729
American here. What is this gay shit?
>>73996413
Whatever you say Khan
>>73996619
Best TV you ever laid eyes on. We parade the biggest faggots we can find on television, add a heavy spoonful of political bitching and maybe a bearded tranny if we're feeling generous. This year, we're hoping for a special guest appearence from ISIS.
>>73996649
Keep Trump shit to Trump threads Pedro.
Or shall I write that in Spanish for you?
>>73992300
>sweden calling someone a cuck
Thanks for the laugh
>>73996619
Some European music contest. Weird shit happens.
>>73996181
Sorry I wasn't overly pedantic for your tiny Swinegolian brain, Sven. Putting on an air of faux superiority is a well known coping mechanism for low self esteem.
Also, the stereotype exists for a reason.
>>73996590
Är svensk förfan, men du är efterbliven, du gillar inte ens Anton.
>>73996181
Why are you so butthurt, Rootsi bro?
>>73996734
So it's one of those things that some fags actually take seriously but /pol/ watches and just rips on everybody? Could be fun.
>>73996470
>You prefer Olaf, Jamal or Muhammed? Just using some typical Swedish names
LMAO that's so hilarious! First of all, it's Olof. Jamal is a stereotypical nigger name, and we don't have an influx of niggers, we have an influx of sand-niggers. "Muhammed" is a common name in all european countries, so I don't understand why you even brought it up since you're insulting yourself as well.
Where's Belgium on this list btw? Fucking nigger-tier intelligence, LMAO
>>73996757
Hahahahaha
>>73996794
>Är svensk förfan, men du är efterbliven, du gillar inte ens Anton.
Han var förmodligen en ateist. Ogillar ateister precis som jag ogillar muslimer.
>>73996996
Efterblivna kristna hora. Du äcklar mig, fega människa som måste tro på sagor för att kunna hantera sin egna oundvikliga död. Du är lika dålig som en Muslim.
Bumci boom bumci bam
Say hello to islam
>>73996782
>Sorry I wasn't overly pedantic for your tiny Swinegolian brain, Sven.
No, you said what you said because you're uneducated. Typical american.
>Putting on an air of faux superiority is a well known coping mechanism for low self esteem.
We are superior. Even Hitler and his scientists confirmed this. Stay mad, non-white scum.
Here's what Hitler thought about your country: "I don't see much future for the Americans. It's a decayed country. And they have their racial problem, and the problem of social of social inequalities. Everything about the behavior of American society reveals that it's half Judaized, and the other half negrified. How can one expect a State like that to hold together - a country where everything is built on the dollar?"
>>73996861
Even normies don't take it seriously. That's why nobody can ever convince someone worthwhile to perform.
>>73991634
Why do you give a shit, Austria?
>>73997140
>Du är lika dålig som en Muslim.
Är ju inte jag som använder invandrarbegrepp som "hora" iaf.
>Efterblivna kristna hora. Du äcklar mig
Gå ner i vikt, fetknopp.
Why are there so many gay guys on the stage?
>>73996619
lt's gay shit.
>>73996742
Take shitty eurovision threads to tv or int Khan
>Australia sends in a chink
degenerates ....degenerates everywhere
>>73996845
tervist minu sõbra
>>73996866
Calm down Ahmed, go watch some eurovision cuckfestival and think about your state sponsored diversity lessons.
>>73997312
Invandrarbegrepp "hora" du är den mest efterblivna människan någonsin
>>73990729
>What can we expect?
hopefully a bomb
can i find the starting order somewhere? ... i need to know when i have to flood the threads with anime!
>>73997491
This must be what Sodom was like.
>>73997665
She is number 10 I believe. After Sweden No and before Dude Weed and Cheese Lmao
>>73997583
Care to explain the picture in >>73996866 ?
Why are people from Belgium so stupid? I thought you were predominantly germanic? Guess that's just a meme. Is Belgium a slavic country? Where's Beligum on pic-related in this post btw?
>>73997189
Stay mad, Sven. I'm not even American.
They're talking about politics now. Eurovision unifies the continent, despite our 'differences'.
>>73997657
Har blivit ett invandrarbegrepp med tiden. Är du trög eller?
Oh here we fucking go
>>73997723
ahh now they showed it ...remember we will make anime great again!
>>73997657
>Invandrarbegrepp "hora" du är den mest efterblivna människan någonsin
meningsbyggnaden
>>73997809
Ukrainian song makes that very clear lol. I'm expecting something weird to happen on this.
>>73997909
Sure thing,senpai. I got you
How often did she get raped by muslims in belgium?
another one bites the dust...
>>73990729
is it just me, or is the female host not looking as much as a man like she did in the halfinal?
What's the betting we'll get more than last place ahead of the EU referendum ?
>>73997583
> allahu akbork
>>73990729
UK not giving a fuck, because we don't give a fuck about Europe shit.
Watch this. It's Jewraeli but fucking funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEzDD0dZU8U
>>73996845
Don't worry. I think I've seen this guy everywhere. He's probably just a troll.
>>73998206
>>73997875
Perhaps you should go outside and do something to fix your country rather than fighting a delusional imaginary war on the internet.
We know Sweden, we know you're a cuck. Nothing you say can change the truth. You're wasting what little time and energy you have trying to defend yourself to us with tears in your eyes, like an angry toddler. Trying to keep the tears down but they keep welling up inside you :(
We know the truth Sweden, nothing you say on here can change that. Everyone in the thread is laughing at you.
Nothing you say matters, you're wasting your time.
>>73997140
Lämna Sverige din kvasi-blatte
>>73997583
>picture of the flag burning is somewhere in the middle east and the uposite crown is from a republic union which barely has any supporters.
>"Swedish flag banned on school" is a lie and never happend
should we (iceland, norway, denmark, finland) just vote sweden as payback against the eastern eurotards and their shit music taste?
>>73990729
ISIS anthem "My Ummah Dawn has Appeared" sung by Sweden will win.
>>73998532
no, don't be faggots, vote for some arian beauty like Czech
>>73991727
this can't be true. london alone has fucking 400 mosques. uk should be #1 in europe.
>>73998399
>Perhaps you should go outside and do something to fix your country rather than fighting a delusional imaginary war on the internet.
That's rich, coming from an anglo.
>We know Sweden, we know you're a cuck. Nothing you say can change the truth.
I mean, this is just hilarious, isn't it? See pic-related here >>73996905 You anglos are the very definition of cuck.
>Everyone in the thread is laughing at you.
Implying that I give a shit about non-white trash laughing at me lmao
slow down brother
>>73998659
Idk, Bulgaria has been a muslim country for centuries.
>>73998719
Nothing you say matters, you're wasting your time.
It's quite fucking pathetic that they all sing in English. Like I understand why, but it's still pathetic. Cucked as fuck. I'm guessing France will sing in French right? They're the only country that takes pride in their language..
i like this
>slow down brother
fuckin yankee song.
He sounds like he's doing a really bad American country impression
Netherlands bloke with a neck tattoo.
Disregarded for degeneracy. Typical fucking Holland.
This song is pathetically derivative and embarrassing.
he looks retarded
>>73998886
Don't you have something better to do? Like brush your tooth?
>deserve to win
>beard tranny wins. Sad
Wow coldplay
>>73998969
Nothing you say matters, you're wasting your time.
>whispering I love you at the camera during a silent moment
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
slow down migrants
>>73998911
in it to win it m8
What was that shitty pause in the middle?
>>73998911
Nah, we want to win. So we sent a Israeli-French Jew with an Arab name, with a song half in French, half in English.
For some reason, Austria is sending a girl singing a cute song in French tho.
>that bald faggot with a guitar
These are the kinds of men we have here in EU, so it's no wonder we'll be extinct soon.
>Azerbaijan
What?
Europe stops at the Caucasus mountains.
>Perhaps you should go outside and do something to fix your country
Are YOU seriously saying this, brittong? You are the original cuck of Europe, its your country who is completly fucked. The Swedish opposition use your country as an exemple of what we shouldn't become - Mini pakistan.
>>73999072
weed lmao
look at this pure european lady
Slow down, Europe!
>>73999098
>australia
>>73998969
>brush your tooth?
Nice bant
mfw
>>73998911
Yeah I think some countries have done spanish in the past too.
>Azerbaijan
qt refugee girl
>>73999035
>you're wasting your time.
Not really, I enjoy doing this. It's fun.
>>73999103
Nothing you say matters :(((
You're wasting your time.
> OH MAW GAWD TRUMP HAS RUSHED THE STAGE AND PERFORMED UNCHAINED MELODY
>>73999044
I got goosebumps senpai
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bWe8PRsW4T0
>>73999151
Australia is European
Now you'll all slobber all over this darkie
I thought music was haram in Azerbaijan?
>>73999098
EBA m8
>>73999184
at least it is not completely generic shit that sounds like 90% of the other entries
>>73999222
kek
She is half from soviet solider, half from persian woman
>>73999232
Their fucking entry is a South Korean gook.
>>73999284
welp, let me take that back
In which fucking thread are we
Southern slavs are breddy ok
>>73999264
> mfw isis in syria is currently watching ESC
>>73990729
Anyone else got their #JeSuisStockholm hashtag ready?
>>73999361
I guess here?
>>73999264
>no Egypt, Libya, Algeria, Tunisia, Morocco in Eurovision
Boy they sure are selective with their diversity.
ساعة واحدة
>>73999396
I have!
>>73999392
Isn't music haram?
>>73996470
Swedish culture isn't forbidden, that would require the state to acknowledge that such a thing as Swedish culture even exists.
>>73998339
See, "allahu akbork" was funny. You're just being nutty as fuck.
>>73999396
kek
>>73999201
>I enjoy doing this.
Good lad. Tell the cunt. He's being a cocky wanker.
>>73999406
thought it was here but i dont know what the fucks going on
>>73998837
>>73996270
shut the fuck up, cunt. German media is leftist shit, everyone knows that. Stop promoting your shit threads.
> hungary
it's ok i guess
>>73993451
>Cuck. Why didn't you kill the muslims instead of them killing you? LMAO weak...
Like your puny country could have stopped the Ottoman invasion, Ahmed al bin Stockholmi. And we exterminated every roach here in the wars after our liberation, so fuck off back to your mud clay.
This Hungarian looks like a sandnigger
>>73999461
>>73999392
They put lots of money on their candidate Mohamad bin Mohamadan and his blast thit ALLAHU ACKBAR
>hotel management degree
kek
>cooking pizza
no wonder they're hungary
Total hottie alert
Magyar Magyar!!!
>>73999408
they were offered a spot but declined years ago
>>73999396
Brutal. Savage. Harsh.
>>73990729
You can expect that Portugal won't win
>Only country that has never won Eurovison
>>73999547
Not true Štipe.
This is their entry :)
https://youtu.be/gEzDD0dZU8U
>>73999536
he looks alpha as fuck.
Fucking backup whistlers
>>73999534
>Who is Gustavus Adolphus
>Who is Charles XII
You don't know what you're talking about.
no refugees welcome shit so far, let's hope it stays that way
>>73999622
Kill yourself
>>73999719
Alpha?
What have you been smoking Ole?
>>73999659
I know that feel bro...
>this shit tier robbie williams
can't understand a fucking word lmao
tbqh tho familia robbie was the GOAT boyband lad innit bruv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwfsmR35qS4
>>73996866
I prefer no one Nobels, to been a faggot.
>This Italian qt
qt white girl
>>73999765
>not gay
>watching eurovison
Here's some important voting info for the uninitiated
>>73999781
Sigurður* Icelander here, Kjell-Johnny.
>>73990729
SWEDENSTAN IS GOING TO CAUSE A SCENE
CHECK EM
>Eurovision
>Ban all political songs/messages
>Except Pro-EU Pro-Immigration of course
>>73999748
Even at peak, Sweden was never a Great Empire. The Ottoman Empire in 1453 would have wrecked you so hard, you wouldn't even exist. Let alone the Ottomans under Suleiman.
>>73999754
It's literally going to be the theme come half-time. Screencap this.
That's some nice pants right there
