/esc/ Eurovision Songcontest General - Grand Final Edition
> Eurovision in 45min!
Watch the greates political SJW diversity show of the year.
Livestream: www.eurovision.tv
How to vote: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/voting
Songs performed today: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/stockholm-2016/all-participants
‣ 01 Belgium - Laura Tesoro - What's The Pressure
‣ 02 Czech Republic - Gabriela Gunčíková - I Stand
‣ 03 The Netherlands - Douwe Bob - Slow Down
‣ 04 Azerbaijan - Samra - Miracle
‣ 05 Hungary - Freddie - Pioneer
‣ 06 Italy - Francesca Michielin - No Degree Of Separation
‣ 07 Israel - Hovi Star - Made Of Stars
‣ 08 Bulgaria - Poli Genova - If Love Was A Crime
‣ 09 Sweden - Frans - If I Were Sorry
‣ 10 Germany - Jamie-Lee - Ghost
‣ 11 France - Amir - J'ai cherché
‣ 12 Poland - Michał Szpak - Color Of Your Life
‣ 13 Australia - Dami Im - Sound Of Silence
‣ 14 Cyprus - Minus One - Alter Ego
‣ 15 Serbia - Sanja Vučić ZAA - Goodbye (Shelter)
‣ 16 Lithuania - Donny Montell - I've Been Waiting for This Night
‣ 17 Croatia - Nina Kraljić - Lighthouse
‣ 18 Russia - Sergey Lazarev - You Are The Only One
‣ 19 Spain - Barei - Say Yay!
‣ 20 Latvia - Justs - Heartbeat
‣ 21 Ukraine - Jamala - 1944
‣ 22 Malta - Ira Losco - Walk On Water
‣ 23 Georgia - Nika Kocharov and Young Georgian Lolitaz - Midnight Gold
‣ 24 Austria - ZOË - Loin d'ici
‣ 25 United Kingdom - Joe and Jake - You're Not Alone
‣ 26 Armenia - Iveta Mukuchyan - LoveWave
> The following countries will perform:
‣ 01 Belgium - Laura Tesoro - What's The Pressure
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP3USrYpr5w
‣ 02 Czech Republic - Gabriela Gunčíková - I Stand
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L2imZRo6NY
‣ 03 The Netherlands - Douwe Bob - Slow Down
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vytgHD2pqyk
‣ 04 Azerbaijan - Samra - Miracle
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dix6XJ_Uo-w
‣ 05 Hungary - Freddie - Pioneer
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU8wso6fngM
‣ 06 Italy - Francesca Michielin - No Degree Of Separation
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WySSLip5uzc
‣ 07 Israel - Hovi Star - Made Of Stars
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpWKfcjXcp0
‣ 08 Bulgaria - Poli Genova - If Love Was A Crime
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKsNfccUTuk
‣ 09 Sweden - Frans - If I Were Sorry
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8D7KNFtTlE
‣ 10 Germany - Jamie-Lee - Ghost
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-Z7pKopP9s
‣ 11 France - Amir - J'ai cherché
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boYQovCybYQ
‣ 12 Poland - Michał Szpak - Color Of Your Life
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjup9PJ25LM
‣ 13 Australia - Dami Im - Sound Of Silence
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EG_Jtw4OyU
‣ 14 Cyprus - Minus One - Alter Ego
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8LcNrqiIFE
‣ 15 Serbia - Sanja Vučić ZAA - Goodbye (Shelter)
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqh-XVcjmHc
‣ 16 Lithuania - Donny Montell - I've Been Waiting for This Night
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSncll5CG-I
‣ 17 Croatia - Nina Kraljić - Lighthouse
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPDKaOgkAGY
‣ 18 Russia - Sergey Lazarev - You Are The Only One
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHgxi57Um0w
‣ 19 Spain - Barei - Say Yay!
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0I37W3RN_U
‣ 20 Latvia - Justs - Heartbeat
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_J8cb2bvcY
‣ 21 Ukraine - Jamala - 1944
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxS6eKEOdLQ
‣ 22 Malta - Ira Losco - Walk On Water
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J7O5BGqPDk
‣ 23 Georgia - Nika Kocharov and Young Georgian Lolitaz - Midnight Gold
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5VynlW6Xeo
‣ 24 Austria - ZOË - Loin d'ici
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pvhx0z3ZFI
‣ 25 United Kingdom - Joe and Jake - You're Not Alone
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5VvsLEd1TI
‣ 26 Armenia - Iveta Mukuchyan - LoveWave
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7m3wOGhEvE
> Disqualified Songs:
Semi Finals 1:
‣ 01 Finland - Sandhja - Sing It Away
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge5iMzHc3cY
‣ 02 Greece - Argo - Utopian Land
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqrdpcY3skI
‣ 03 Moldova - Lidia Isac - Falling Stars
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXcDKy97BHk
‣ 08 San Marino - Serhat - I Didn't Know
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYKFKgwVbV4
‣ 13 Estonia - Jüri Pootsmann - Play
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8oilbtQptQ
‣ 15 Montenegro - Highway - The Real Thing
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNTPaTnoTuY
‣ 16 Iceland - Greta Salóme - Hear Them Calling
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xQxQRdZasQ
‣ 17 Bosnia & Herzegovina - Dalal & Deen feat. Ana Rucner and Jala - Ljubav Je
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFmLfeMzgrc
Semi Finals 2:
‣ 03 Switzerland - Rykka - The Last Of Our Kind
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPpfb3jRaHQ
‣ 05 Belarus - IVAN - Help You Fly
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-13I_VF5d4k
‣ 07 Ireland - Nicky Byrne - Sunlight
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCXueTvhjNo
‣ 08 F.Y.R. Macedonia - Kaliopi - Dona
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd8WHhNWp4c
‣ 11 Slovenia - ManuElla - Blue And Red
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K4h4AzLFgU
‣ 13 Denmark - Lighthouse X - Soldiers Of Love
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abiss5VZn14
‣ 15 Norway - Agnete - Icebreaker
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhFQaas5wFQ
‣ 17 Albania - Eneda Tarifa - Fairytale
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je1ICZiKT4g
> Trivia:
RefugeesWelcome Dance from Semi-Final 1:
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIcDBqL0lf0
STRAWPOLL:
> http://www.strawpoll.me/10210174/r
>>73993902
Jews will win in the end
>>73994027
This is what Israel is like now. The Jew jewed the Jews.
>>73993902
God I hope we will be last place.
We deserve it.
A VOTE FOR JUSTs
IS A VOTE FOR PURE ARYAN BALTIC GENES
>>73994277
Pathetic scarf-wearing nu-male
>>73994027
Nah, our song isn't the best desu, also I don't think Eurovision want's Israel to host the contest since we are always in a potential to start a war, atleast with Gaza.
>Getting anything higher than 2nd lowest place
We can only hope
>>73994267
ANIME
>>73994341
t. nigger
>>73994267
All the songs are generic pop crap about love. Pretty much none of the singers perform in their native language. It's a huge shitshow and we're looking for the next tranny to award.
>>73994355
Eurovision has always been rigged, so maybe the kikes who run it will give us more points to boost remainians before referendum
We're represented by a fucking otaku? FUCKING JUST.
Post your countries best entries
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1y9xhmMSDk
>>73993902
How can I watch this in Canada? Youtube is being geoblocked, and I don't wanna download the shitty app on chrome for their video player.
Sweden's Eurovision song is actually pretty banging this year
https://youtu.be/3Ln6cZ21heo
Meh, our song sucks. And the saddest thing is that our singer is actually really good. So much wasted potential.
>>73994956
Im sure there has to be a stream somewhere else that isnt jewtube
>>73994606
what
>>73995140
>>73995147
My Becherovka is ready
Are there any instant classics like Moldova's "Run Away" (Epic sax guy) or Germany's Dschingis Khan? Or is it just shit pop that sounds no different than the garbage on US radio?
>>73995147
Is she even czech? I mean that name reeks of fuckin slovakia.
Holy shit just heard our song for the first time
Last place here we come
At least she's white
>>73995147
they are doing the same songs? what a shame
>>73994956
watch directly on the eurovision site
http://www.eurovision.tv/page/webtv?program=213583
I bet its going to be presented by somebody of African descent and somebody who likes to be in the company of the same gender.
BINGO CARD WHERE
why are you even watching this normie shit wtf. LEAVE MY BOARD REEEEEEEE
>>73994955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk_6ggSIck4
is there a better genre for this thing than agrorock/metal?
>>73994956
use a proxy
go Greece!!!
>>73995369
I second this
>>73994956
>>73995169
Maybe the BBC iplayer will work for you?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
>>73994488
The only country not singing in English is Austria, who's song is in french. What a bunch of cucks.
Next ESC every song will be in Arabic I swear.
>>73995191
>he doesnt know the plague of the 21st century
>>73993902
Let the cuckening begin. I hope ISIS blows up the whole place.
>>73995433
Dont know any rock genres, but thats a good song
>>73995219
I didn't know anyone actually drank that meme drink.
>>73995290
We are all a bit Slovak, my friend. And German and Polish and Hungarian, for that matter. She's Czech enough for me.
>>73995334
Apparently yes. What a DAMN shame. I mean, she has the voice to pull this off, why couldn't they have written a better song for her?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhv4f6FjWNM
go spain
Can we vote during the finals? with text messages like the semi-finals?
I wanna vote for Russia
israel has a pretty banging tune this year lads, here's the song for those who haven't heard it yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a__1IvvWLU8
>>73995616
I hate that all these faggots are singing in English. What's the point of a shitty pop song when you can represent your country
>>73995687
I am a meme czech in exile
Do they remove these threads on /pol/? Are we being deported to /int/?
>>73995433
Kek, I remember this. The height of Czech music industry.
>>73994955
>eurovision song
>not eurodance
u had one job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtMHBXO_n48
>>73995616
Im surprised that out of all the cultures currently in Germany Jap's went through tbqh
>>73995775
Can anyone answer this question?
Can't be with you watching the show but I leave this.
Use it wisely
>>73995883
I'm not surprised, while ahmed is raping heidi, hans is trolling on twitter, posting on 4chan and masturbating to anime.
and this
>inb4 one of the songs ends up being explosive
>>73995801
That was bad desu. The worst song in their repertoire
I just grab popcorn and wait for bomb and shooting!
>>73995973
of course you can vote
>>73995880
>eurodance
>not eurobeat
u had one job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ0xBCwkg3E
>>73995880
would invade her north ;)
any germabros watching that redhead bitch preaching about muh culturalsim on ard? fuckin annoying
>>73996250
GERMAN MEDIA LITERALLY LYING ABOUT TRUMP
>>73995543
>>73995543
>>73995543
>>73995368
A nigger faggot?
>>73996302
This is still the best one/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ920cN2HmA
Dutch song is pretty good.
If Russia wins we will get Eurovision Crimea 2017 alot of people will be butthurt and Ukraine will have to go to their former region. Also gays and shitskins will be beaten up in my lifetime on television
>mfw Eurovision 2017 starts
>>73996465
Stop shitting up the threads with your ads.
Why are all of these Europeans singing in English with American accents?
>>73996509
Yes
Will a good/shit vote for the UK indicate yuros supporting/lovebombing for brexit?
I'M READY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
Livestream is starting
>>73996509
>>73996710
you wot m6+2
>>73996509
This is actually... amazing in a weird way.
>>73996639
>Eurovision 2016
>Sweden
>Themed around tolerance, multiculturalism, typical SWEDEN YES rubbish
>Eurovision 2017
>Russia
>Themed around pendulums all beginning to swing the other way
>>73996810
Szpak is qt too senpai
Literally wtf
It starts of with 2 faggots talking
Sweden YES PROGRESSIVE
Here we go lads
>>73996639
Pls no. We hosted cuckvision a couple of years ago it's too soon.
Time for yurofaggotry.
>>73996810
Count Fagula
>>73996893
>russian eurovision consists of 3 hours of putin riding horses without a shirt
So no freaks. funny or rare shit this year?
>>73996784
>can't watch it because Germany doesn't allow livestreaming on yt
fucking nofun country holy shit
>>73996710
friendly reminder that most polacks were raped by russians
Tfw when your country, with the eldest grammar in Europe beside Latin and Greek is sending a fucking song in a barbaric language to an international obsolete contest.
W
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>>73997053
>Germany doesn't allow livestreaming on yt
lol
Hasn't even started properly yet and there was a nigger already, how progressive, Sweden!
>>73996639
It's probably will be hosted in Sochi, or maybe in Kazan. They have a lot of infrastructure for upcoming World Cup.
>>73996104
same.
>>73996810
>pedo tash
What a disgusting pizda.
>>73996979
You can do it Ivan. I believe in you
>>73996893
Exactly
>>73995169
I can stream it if you give me some time to set it up
HOLY SIT THAT BELGIAN SLUT WHATS HER NAME
>Black models
WE
>>73997128
Crimea ;^)
>>73997053
Try BBC iPlayer
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
The gayest continent in the history of humankind.
WHERE ISIS AT?
Oh what hell is this, not even a minute in and its already fucking weird. Sweden you really are going to embarrass yourself tonight.
>>73995616
>ZOE
I don't even follow that whole shitfest.
literally who.
>>73997128
I know but if they hosted it in sevastapol it would butthurt so many people
>not slowing down
This is the most degenerate thing ever.
Dat italian cutie
Can you believe that people in Europe genuinely take this shit show seriously?
>>73997169
Israel!
>>73997174
only works for the UK
I guess I'm stock with the German commentary from our state propaganda channels then
If its one thing I understand about Eurovision. Its not about the country these performers are from but what they can do. So why is it so important to know what country they are from?
WHY DOES THE GERMAN GIRL WALK LIKE A FUCKING TROLL
>>73997243
>Can you believe that people in Europe genuinely take this shit show seriously?
No they have fun, the same as we do.
Holy shit, I'm beginning to regret deciding to watch this degeneracy.
>>73997243
Vote leave. Having anything to do with this is a national embarrassment.
>>73997243
can you believe people vote merkel as chancellor?
>that weeaboo cunt
Jesus fucking christ.
Fucking Australia and the gook version of Carly Rae Jepsen top kek
>Israel
>Israel sends a faggot
>>73997174
>This content doesn't seem to be working. Please try again later.
What side of piss is this?
>>73997318
She's a weeb
>chink australian.
kek everytime
>Germany sends a Jap
>Australia sends a Gook
>>73997092
Sweden yes
>>73997307
yeah, I tried the Czech stream and it doesn't work.
Nice "euro"vision song contest we have here
>>73997243
An alarming amount of people think we think this because we're do badly in it.
>>73997307
>>73997379
Try this then
>http://www.eurovision.tv/page/webtv?program=213583
oh of course a giant hermaphrodite fag
What the fuck is this garbage.
I'm not gay but that guy had in insane body before croatia
what the fugs
>>73997310
It's a proxy popularity contest. The songs don't actually matter
IT BEGINS
Surely the Eurovision faggotry must be reaching critical levels. I hope some muslim autists take inspiration from Paris and diversify the whole event.
>WEEABOO
SWEDEN YES
Sweden is so gay
>post-modern klu klux klan
>Degeneration Fest
>>73997307
http://www.filmon.com/tv/bbc-one
Far from HD but legit (so won't go down) and should work there.
Watch the Shoah that erupts if Israel come last
BALTIC BOIPUCCI
when will IS attack?
ISLAMIC STATE NEXT?
>>73997468
you do sound gay.
This is even more degenerate than usual
its eurovision
of course it's gonna be camp
Cultural Marxism: the show
Oh shit is Justin Timberlake tonight senpai?
When will boomy boom be there?
Our Sir Gay Lazer is winning this
![uH2wfSm[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/oJ8DtMJ.png "uH2wfSm[1].png")
Our goy Sergey got this, don't worry lads.
Got £20 on Netherlands lads
>>73997567
Of course. It's in sweden
>few minutes in and it's already completely retarded
god dammit Sweden
Manlets, when will they learn.
>those costumes
>>73997549
They bombed during the pre elimination stage
>>73997590
I'm just here for the birds to be honest lad
>>73997479
So its just a dick waving contest.
>eurovision song contest
>australia
>israel
>euro
>>73997567
They're begging to get snackbard
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE WOMAN HOSTS VOICE HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK
>>73997545
t. Erik Larsson, Trollhattan resident with an inferiority complex to Stockholm
>>73993902
I love it!!
>>73997634
Kek
>cheering for petra mede...
>>73997684
>"Woman" host
varför tittar vi ens på det här svergievänner?
are australia in it again?
We make everything worse.
This is not an exception.
>>73997590
I am waiting for the votes, its the best bit.
WHY IS SHE PRETENDING TO BE A WEEB? SHE'S OBVIOUSLY JUST ATTENTIONWHORING AND PEOPLE STILL FIND IT ENDEARING
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
"my name is X"
HAHAHAHA so funny
>>73997684
>there are people not getting Graham Norton's commentary
feel bad for you
>>73997684
sore from sucking mohammeds dick
SET ASIDE ANY DIFFERENCES
WEW
>>73997684
At least it's two white-ish people
>>73997684
>woman
>>73997669
Nepal earthquake was that strong Aussies ended up taking part
>sweden pushing multiculti at the first possible opportunity
I find it weird how they're using non-Eurovision, already-established popular songs to big up a music event.. surely they should use last year's entries or something.
>>73997684
she swallows so much refugee semen, that her throat is now nigger-like
>hosts look normal
At least she's named Merde, that's something I guess
>unite for our love of music
Is she fucking serious?
>>73997755
so am i lad
>>73997745
this desu
>>73997730
Det är bara roligt att titta på när man sitter här med /pol/.
>Eurovision
>presenters speaking in English
>26 countries
>majority of them singing in English
We win this show by default every year
DON'T BOO RUSSIA REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>73997730
So you can see what we're all laughing at you about
> TRUMP
> TRUMP
> TRUMP
> TRUMP
ah, it's starting.
>>73997813
The multi-cultural dream.
Wow why is this such a fast thread??????????
Fuck you all! Fuck all Song Contest haters!
Song Contest was created to unify a continent devasted after war and it ushered in world peace. The Song Contest is a Nobel Peace Prize recipient.
I'll vote for the
BEST
EUROPEAN
COUNRY
>>73997745
k
>>73997767
is there a way to get it without a delay? BBC iplayer so far behind
>>73997767
it's what makes eurovision bearable
Eurovison is so much cringe, "progressive", LGBT-friendly and what Europe shouldn't be.
Ave Europa!
>>>>73997165
Laura Tesoro
>>73997813
ah yeah the beautiful music of eurovision, real patrician
I'm not setting apart my differences with you liberal faggots. Do one with your bearded ladyboys and shit.
(more polish churners please though)
>>73993902
>http://www.eurovision.tv/page/voting
Holy fuck, how does voting matter?
>>73997806
event in sweden using popular swedish produced songs. Nothing wrong with that
>>73997855
I jut love shitposting and seeing us lose
>>73997821
Every European is a cuck by default
>>73997745
Wise words from a modern London`s inhabitant
https://youtu.be/gEzDD0dZU8U
OMG HAPPENING
FUCK ALL THIS GAY SHIT WHERE ARE THE MEMES?
>>73997549
>>73997634
>>73997705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVttQl_bq7U
I fully expect ISIS to try and bomb this thing. also wtf is germany doing? they went full weebo
Israel will win.
(Cap this)
>>73997756
She's not even asian and I don't understand what her performence has to do with anime or manga, but I keep hearing about how much it does. Explanation?
>torn continent
>what
>>73997868
China?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
here you go degenerates
>Juries
Get ready for multi culti rigging
Obligatory IRELANDE DOUZE POINTS
>Terry will never present this again
>dark times in europe
sweden you don't know the half of it
>>73997745
delet this
>>73997921
Oh are they? Okay that makes sense.
Tfw no Wogan
>>73997886
>>73997767
I miss Terry t b h f a m
Can I vote online? If not, I'm boycotting this gay ass show
>may the best song begin
translation: may the best progressive kike shit win
>>73997983
You'll make me sad.
>>73997935
This song is 10x more catchy than any real eurovision song.
>>73994956
http://www.filmon.com/channel/bbc-one
Can't follow these new rules for voting. What a mess.
I bet Laura Tesoro can suck dick like a goddess.
>Pressure and hecctic from modern life
Are these fucking niggers serious
>>73997949
we just sent the most retarded looking girl to appear nonthreatening and distract from the fact that we are upping our military
>>73997941
That would make it considerably more interesting. Yes, pls, I want a habbening.
>>73998005
he'll be watching and giving it shit from heaven
qt alert
>>73997999
> Turning in his Guinness barrel
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
Top kek
Oh yeah. Right. Another one bites the dust
Like that song
Is she mulatto?
>>73998047
There is no good looking girl 18+ that doesn't suck dick like a champ anymore
>>73997307
http://www.filmon.com/channel/bbc-one
>cum together
>I'd like to be in that meeting
Graham pls
Belgium ripping off another one bites the dust i see.
>>73998031
>>73998086
>europe
They do the same song?
wtf, that's pretty lame
I thought they would be doing different songs...
Jesus Belgium, get your girl a glass of fucking water.
>>73993902
That thing with the beard belongs in a gas chamber...
when does
>it aint me starts playing
>>73998045
Are you retarded fàm?
>>73998086
ah yes. Couldn't put my finger on it at first.
How did this get past the semi finals
Nice 1980's Disco Belgium
>>73998086
>ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
I thought the same.
>>73998110
>Another one bites the dust
>>73998086
How can they so bluntly copy Another one bites the dust and not get sued for copyright violation?
