/esc/ Eurovision Songcontest General - Grand Final Edition
> Eurovision in 45min!
Watch the greates political SJW diversity show of the year.
Livestream: www.eurovision.tv
How to vote: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/voting
Songs performed today: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/stockholm-2016/all-participants
‣ 01 Belgium - Laura Tesoro - What's The Pressure
‣ 02 Czech Republic - Gabriela Gunčíková - I Stand
‣ 03 The Netherlands - Douwe Bob - Slow Down
‣ 04 Azerbaijan - Samra - Miracle
‣ 05 Hungary - Freddie - Pioneer
‣ 06 Italy - Francesca Michielin - No Degree Of Separation
‣ 07 Israel - Hovi Star - Made Of Stars
‣ 08 Bulgaria - Poli Genova - If Love Was A Crime
‣ 09 Sweden - Frans - If I Were Sorry
‣ 10 Germany - Jamie-Lee - Ghost
‣ 11 France - Amir - J'ai cherché
‣ 12 Poland - Michał Szpak - Color Of Your Life
‣ 13 Australia - Dami Im - Sound Of Silence
‣ 14 Cyprus - Minus One - Alter Ego
‣ 15 Serbia - Sanja Vučić ZAA - Goodbye (Shelter)
‣ 16 Lithuania - Donny Montell - I've Been Waiting for This Night
‣ 17 Croatia - Nina Kraljić - Lighthouse
‣ 18 Russia - Sergey Lazarev - You Are The Only One
‣ 19 Spain - Barei - Say Yay!
‣ 20 Latvia - Justs - Heartbeat
‣ 21 Ukraine - Jamala - 1944
‣ 22 Malta - Ira Losco - Walk On Water
‣ 23 Georgia - Nika Kocharov and Young Georgian Lolitaz - Midnight Gold
‣ 24 Austria - ZOË - Loin d'ici
‣ 25 United Kingdom - Joe and Jake - You're Not Alone
‣ 26 Armenia - Iveta Mukuchyan - LoveWave
> The following countries will perform:
‣ 01 Belgium - Laura Tesoro - What's The Pressure
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP3USrYpr5w [Embed]
‣ 02 Czech Republic - Gabriela Gunčíková - I Stand
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L2imZRo6NY [Embed]
‣ 03 The Netherlands - Douwe Bob - Slow Down
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vytgHD2pqyk [Embed]
‣ 04 Azerbaijan - Samra - Miracle
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dix6XJ_Uo-w [Embed]
‣ 05 Hungary - Freddie - Pioneer
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU8wso6fngM [Embed]
‣ 06 Italy - Francesca Michielin - No Degree Of Separation
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WySSLip5uzc [Embed]
‣ 07 Israel - Hovi Star - Made Of Stars
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpWKfcjXcp0 [Embed]
‣ 08 Bulgaria - Poli Genova - If Love Was A Crime
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKsNfccUTuk [Embed]
‣ 09 Sweden - Frans - If I Were Sorry
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8D7KNFtTlE [Embed]
‣ 10 Germany - Jamie-Lee - Ghost
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-Z7pKopP9s [Embed]
‣ 11 France - Amir - J'ai cherché
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boYQovCybYQ [Embed]
‣ 12 Poland - Michał Szpak - Color Of Your Life
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjup9PJ25LM [Embed]
‣ 13 Australia - Dami Im - Sound Of Silence
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EG_Jtw4OyU [Embed]
‣ 14 Cyprus - Minus One - Alter Ego
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8LcNrqiIFE [Embed]
‣ 15 Serbia - Sanja Vučić ZAA - Goodbye (Shelter)
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqh-XVcjmHc [Embed]
‣ 16 Lithuania - Donny Montell - I've Been Waiting for This Night
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSncll5CG-I [Embed]
‣ 17 Croatia - Nina Kraljić - Lighthouse
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPDKaOgkAGY [Embed]
‣ 18 Russia - Sergey Lazarev - You Are The Only One
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHgxi57Um0w [Embed]
‣ 19 Spain - Barei - Say Yay!
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0I37W3RN_U [Embed]
‣ 20 Latvia - Justs - Heartbeat
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_J8cb2bvcY [Embed]
‣ 21 Ukraine - Jamala - 1944
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxS6eKEOdLQ [Embed]
‣ 22 Malta - Ira Losco - Walk On Water
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J7O5BGqPDk [Embed]
‣ 23 Georgia - Nika Kocharov and Young Georgian Lolitaz - Midnight Gold
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5VynlW6Xeo [Embed]
‣ 24 Austria - ZOË - Loin d'ici
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pvhx0z3ZFI [Embed]
‣ 25 United Kingdom - Joe and Jake - You're Not Alone
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5VvsLEd1TI [Embed]
‣ 26 Armenia - Iveta Mukuchyan - LoveWave
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7m3wOGhEvE [Embed]
> Disqualified Songs:
Semi Finals 1:
‣ 01 Finland - Sandhja - Sing It Away
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge5iMzHc3cY [Embed]
‣ 02 Greece - Argo - Utopian Land
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqrdpcY3skI [Embed]
‣ 03 Moldova - Lidia Isac - Falling Stars
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXcDKy97BHk [Embed]
‣ 08 San Marino - Serhat - I Didn't Know
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYKFKgwVbV4 [Embed]
‣ 13 Estonia - Jüri Pootsmann - Play
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8oilbtQptQ [Embed]
‣ 15 Montenegro - Highway - The Real Thing
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNTPaTnoTuY [Embed]
‣ 16 Iceland - Greta Salóme - Hear Them Calling
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xQxQRdZasQ [Embed]
‣ 17 Bosnia & Herzegovina - Dalal & Deen feat. Ana Rucner and Jala - Ljubav Je
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFmLfeMzgrc [Embed]
Semi Finals 2:
‣ 03 Switzerland - Rykka - The Last Of Our Kind
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPpfb3jRaHQ [Embed]
‣ 05 Belarus - IVAN - Help You Fly
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-13I_VF5d4k [Embed]
‣ 07 Ireland - Nicky Byrne - Sunlight
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCXueTvhjNo [Embed]
‣ 08 F.Y.R. Macedonia - Kaliopi - Dona
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd8WHhNWp4c [Embed]
‣ 11 Slovenia - ManuElla - Blue And Red
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K4h4AzLFgU [Embed]
‣ 13 Denmark - Lighthouse X - Soldiers Of Love
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abiss5VZn14 [Embed]
‣ 15 Norway - Agnete - Icebreaker
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhFQaas5wFQ [Embed]
‣ 17 Albania - Eneda Tarifa - Fairytale
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je1ICZiKT4g [Embed]
> Trivia:
RefugeesWelcome Dance from Semi-Final 1:
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIcDBqL0lf0 [Embed]
STRAWPOLL:
> http://www.strawpoll.me/10210174/r
>>73998837
>ukraine
no such thing
Will they sing about refugees?
>>73999022
yes
slow down bro
what countries have already played?
we are here >>73990729
SLOW DOWN BROTHER
MUH DIK
WHAT WE DRINKING LADS?
> rum
Who is the best commentator and why is it based Graham?
>Azerbaijan sandnigger
WHO /GEOBLOCKED/ HERE?
It's things like this that make me happy Europe is being destroyed.
>>73999022
the fucking theme is "stand together" or something what the fuck do you expect
Israel will win.
Cap this.
>>73999022
>slow down
They just did
I think everyone should slow down, brother
>>73999022
The German song is just ficki ficki on stage
>>73999022
Yes, they've been sending pro refugee, pro-gay and anti russian propaganda on Swedish television all evening.
>>73999070
Czech Rep, Netherlands, Belgium
>>73999083
ohh, Fuck, i am sorry
Do other countries get the bants on commentary?
SANDNIGGER
>>73999083
No this is new thread
>>73999115
hot sandnigger
Oh look, it's Salma Hayek
Slow down senpai
>>73999112
TEA
>>73998837
Gentlemen - what can we do to make sure the anti-EU/anti-refugee countries win?
tfw bbc iplayer isn't working so no graham :(
HOLY SHIT BREHS I KNEW I RECOGNISED THE CZECH BABE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aIb4mKgp44
This doesn't seem very diverse.
HIGH TEST
>HIGH TEST
HIGH TEST
>HIGH TEST
This is atrocious, even our snooze-fest was preferable to this.
>>73999228
Nothing.
>GONNA TAKE AMERICA TO SAVE US NOW
B O R I N G
O
R
I
N
G
>>73998837
Spoiler Alert
>The faggot wins
>>73999121
Be sure to take a hit of vodka whenever "love", "peace" and "equality" is mentioned.
>>73999112
I have Kraken, Sailor Jerry and Jim Beam.
CAST YOUR VOTES FOR WHAT I SHOUL DRINK. I ALSO HAVE STELLA
>>73999228
Vote Russia when the time comes
It's gonna take a miracle to save europe
>>73999171
no, wait, my thread is much better :P
Abondond the other thing
btw.: After how many replies is it appropriate to make a new thread?
>>73999112
Mahou
>>73999228
according to bookmakers russia & australia has the highest chance to win tonight
>>73999234
i got u senpai
http://www.watchallchannels.com/bbc-one-html/
NOT EUROPEAN
>NOT EUROPEAN
>NOT EUROPEAN
NOT EUROPEAN
>NOT EUROPEAN
NOT EUROPEAN
>>73998837
EW! What the hell is that OP!? I think it's name is Wurst or something? I don't know but I do know that it's unattractive.
>>73999115
would pass as Armenian or Persian desu
I didn't even know Simon and Garfunkel were from Europe, let alone Australia
>>73999244
Nice?
Daily reminder to vote on Russia to make people butthurt. Crimea 2017
>>73999297
So it's like the Olympics. Everyone wins and participation is all that matters
>>73999309
Mix it all up in a glass. If you don't, you're a soft cunt.
>>73999309
I vote for tears.
Sorry lad
despite the memes i havent seen any liberal bullshit so far
>>73999303
Who will be left to shitpost when we all die?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gl37zfO1Po
i'd love to just rip that top open and expose her tits
>>73999401
just you wait
Gonna vote for Australia just for the top kek of Eurovision in Australia
Late to the stream, saw it was in Stockholm, were any of the performers raped yet?
>>73999331
Oh just picture the bants if Australia win.
>>73999321
God himself could not save Europe now.
>>73999379
dutty pint senpai ukno kmt
Mirror
>mirror
>mirror
HAHA HUNGARY COMING UP
POWER STANCE
Dancers with the ginyu force moves.
>>73999401
You must've missed the opening act.
Getting hungry
>>73999297
Which one
>>73999112
Coffee
>>73998837
this is the dumbing down conditioning everybody needs.
the thread.
this is cancer
>>73999359
Bitch, if you vote wrong putin will personally annex your country
Let's show everyone how great and diverse multiculturalism is by having every single country perform a generic pop song in english.
>Gonna take a miracle to save us now
Is every song going to be about the migrant crisis?
>>73998837
Who gives a shit about this? Eurovision or Melodi Grand Prix as it was called in Norway, was something people only cared about in the 80s, because there was nothing else on TV.
>>73999401
Its coming :D
Wait for half time and you will get the most cucked show ever
>>73999321
>it's gonna take a miracle to save us now
Truer words have never been spoken
HUNGARYAN QT
>>73999441
Good Candlemass tune.
>having a singer with a sore throat
It's Slav Inglesias
>>73999401
what?
everyone who's been shown has been liberal and hipster-esque.
Someone get this Hungarian chap a glass of water
who dis troll niguh?
>Hungarian Chad
REEEE
Damn... That voice and minature head
That JUST face shot
Freddie and the part-time Motor mechanics.
fucking chad reeeeeeeeee
>>73999309
But alcohol is haram, whatcha mayorimam say?
>that whistling cuck choir
that guy is fucking huge
The fuck is that drum guy doing there.
>>73998837
JUST
He's QT, lads
Cyprus is surprisingly good
why is this guy moaning like a faggot
>laryngitis
Shit does the Eurovision not serve water
Well Hungary won't win.
>>73999569
Holy shit, I didn't even notice how comically small it was until you mentioned it.
EPIC DRUM MAN
NVERRRR MADE IT AS A WISSSE MAN
>>73999493
Well isn't that what multiculturalism is? Everything is the same tasteless gray mass.
>hungary
>white
>>73999405
I was going to say australians, But them faggots are in the europeen song contest too.
What the hell.
>>73999112
I just told you ffs! TUBORG!
ENOUGH
dat hungarian cock
>>73999513
Im not lasting that long.
>>73999595
It's the beta choir
Chad is singing
> HAHAHA
HUNGARY SENT A GYPSY
AHHHHHHHHHH AH AH
Does anyone still need a different stream source?
Not as bad as the other shit
>>73999617
That's the motto of Eurovision
those three betas with him, kek
>>73999631
faggy voice
Is he actually saying words? I just hear mumbling
Fuck this turkish rapebaby chad.
HUNGARY
IT IS SINGING CONTEST NOT /fit/ CONTEST
>>73999401
Bare vent du.
>>73999601
I'm amazed it can still run around with that wound
>This bouncing chino cuck trio
>>73999112
wodka + iced tea
>>73999716
NO WORDS AHH MILLION PEOPLE AHHHHH
All the songs suck so far
Something good pls
italian art student girl
>not liberal
> italy
prepare your dicks
Hungarians singer
anyone /comfy/ ?
Let the happenings begin
they might win with this one desu
>Literally paid to get in
This gonna be bad
THERE IS A BIG GET COMING LADS
WE CAN MEME THE WINNER
>>73999771
This is a contest of whose song is the least shit.
>>73999746
Chad and the Chinos (ft.Ching the Chinaman)
>>73999742
FUCK EUROPE UP
>NOT ENGLISH
WEW
anyone else think the music when the artists face is shown sound like the plane music in dark knight rises?
My cock is comfy now
Horray, sing in your own language.
Based Italian qt
What's that outfit ....
what the fuck
sing english spaghettinigger
>>73999815
>being a poorfag
>>73999617
Every year I'm so curious on why don't you guys send Rammstein there and have them urinate on the audience while yelling how cannibalism is great.
I think it would win.
Are all these song covers?
Who are paying for the copyrights?
Italian qt
How much do they pay to the winner?
Cazzo
>>73999807
eating icecream right now, im comfy. who else comfy here?
Le biggest get
>>73999837
So Russia?
>>73999854
No it's Aha - Sun always shines on Tv
I'm hoping for Russia senpai
SHE SINGS ITALIAN
THANKS ITALY I GENUINLY THANK YOU
>>73999815
poor lad wew
PORCO DIO
>>73999889
This
>pizza and movies
:3
>this was #1 in Italy
JUST
Epic get!
>singing in her own language
DISQUALIFIED
>not English
Get this dog out of my sight.
It sure is nice having the single most respected flag on this website
She's singing like she's in the shower. Points for singing in your own fucking language though.
If get, UK will win and leave the EU.
anyone remember when Lithuania did "we are the winners of the Eurovision?" - was based.
GO IRAQ
WOOOOO
I love Italy!!!
>>73999868
Her mother made it 20 years ago for a school play . . . .she was a tree stump.
Russia to win?
>>73999927
Absolutely disgusting
>>73999889
They're not gay or leftist cucks
>>73999850
oy vey
>tfw no italian gf
Get for more refugee cock
GET INCOMING
>>73999771
I like Serbias thing. The rest are quite meh.
Better is yet to come.
Check'em
Israel will win
check em
happening now
Trump
LETS GO
Italy sounds like a crap disney song.
>>73999871
Germany pls
999.. get
>>73999898
DUDE WEED
GET FOR CYPRUS WIN
Trump will lose
Idgaf about the song, but Italian sounds so nice when sung well
Yes, it is nice she's singing in Italian, but the song is still horrible.
>>73999889
Even when it's common believe that rammstein is conservative or even nazi it's not true. They are lefties too.
Elaborate tampon commercial
>>73999112
Antibiotics :C
>>73999994
>>74000002
FUCK, SO CLOSE TO EUROGET
>>73999898
no all the songs are ought to be written for the contest, where are you hearing covers?
>>74000000
>>74999999
REEEEEEEEE
>>73999999
>>74000007
Tfw no gf
> in 10years every ESC entry will sing arab instead of english
Our song was so bad :(
>>73999953
it was actually #2
>>74000043
DUDE
Seriously though, is any of this original work?
>>73999112
black russians
GIVE IT TO HER LADS
LET HER WIN
SHE'S THE BEST LOOKING YOU CAN'T DENY IT
>>74000069
Bыздopaвливaй жe, няш
>>74000095
tfw no face
GAY JEW
A
Y
J
E
W
>tfw no qt hippster italian gf
>>73999112
Desperados as on the other thread
>>73999902
One whole anti-Azeri cruiser missile
btw who /get/? >>74000000
>ENGLISH
GET THIS TRASH OUT OF HERE
Why is there only a single song this time in the Song Contest which doesn't use a single word of English? And why is it fucking Austria?
>>74000154
Nope, still rooting for my Austrian qt.
>>73999112
Red wine.
OY VEYYYYYYY
Oh great here comes our faggot.
the jews...
>>73998837
>Livestream: www.eurovision.tv
not installing your jew shit
proper link or GTFO!
Did I just spot a furry?
Israel . . .. . . fucking beta male.
>>74000128
All of it. Doesn't change the fact that it all sounds the same though.
OY VEY!!!!!!!!
Prepared for juden
holy shit what a gay boy
Italian bitch is a spagball/10
>>74000171
Tfw no tooth
>>73999807
Allahu akbar GET
>>74000167
Cпacибo!
Made of stars
Wait Israel is part of the EU?
>mfw 90% of the lyrics
>the feeling is right tonight
>the sky is high
>the sun goes down
>dancing to the sky
>tonight is the night
>jump on the dancefloor
>the sky is in the night
>the stars are my feelings
>my hearth beating to the music
>my night tonight will fly into the sky
THANK YOU EUROPE, I LOVE YOU, PEACE OUT IM OUT
>do the number 2 with my fingers
Literally explain yourself yurop
I HATE HIS FUCKING JEW FACE
oi m8 you got a license for that potato?
BOMB GOES OFF NOW
THE GOYIM KNOWS
VOTE IT DOWN
WEW WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
>>74000295
No, neither is Azerbaijan or Straya
>>74000246
which one?
The nose knows
Based Italy. We always sign in our native language as well. That's a guaranteed loss, though. That's why we didn't even apply this year. We win by default.
