https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvJDZoGdDF0
Honestly as an ex-muslim I can answer literally every single question to this
>>69287538
>what's the deal with santa
It's a made up story for kids about a guy who brings presents for the kids who are being good, but unlike your god, he won't threaten to torture them if they're not good, they just won't get the presents, but I wouldn't blame you for being 20+ years old and not getting it, some people are just slow
>When are you gonna stop asking me if I pray 5 times a day ? that's so mean
well, tough luck, because technically, you're not a muslim until you fill the 5 pillars of islam :
1. Believe in allah and his prophet
2. pray 5 times a day (and the fajr prayer if possible)
3. Fast ramadan
4. Give out money in chaaban (it's a month)
5. visit mecca and do everything if possible
so technically, you can say whatever you want, but you if you don't fill these 5 pillars, your 'islam' is not complete, you're not a muslim, stop trying to convince yourself
This thread might just be pointless, but I couldn't help it, i might get a lot of shit even from people here for this shitty thread, but fuck it
>>69287609
>Why do you put bacon in everything ?
Because it fucking tastes good, but sure, you can bitch about bacon and we can't talk about why you don't eat it for no reason, 2016 huh
>inb4 because pigs eat everything including garbage
>Why do you think all muslims are arab ?
Because most arabs are muslims, and most muslims are arab, but I do agree on this point, a lot of people assume I'm a muslim just because i'm from morocco
>Why are muslims the only ones talked about in religious extremism ?
Because most terror attacks that happen lately are done in the name of Allah, and don't get me started about how when growing up in a religious society you grow up close minded and don't accept people criticizing your religion, I faced discrimination in my own country, my own fucking home for not being a muslim, even tho my feelings didn't change for people, so fuck you and fuck your victim playing ass bitch, you wanna see discrimination ? how about you check out the atheists/homosexuals in islamic countries you bitch, of course it's bad to be treated badly in some country, but you know what's worse ? being treated bad in your own country.
>KKK & westboro baptist church
they don't fucking bomb people, they may attack people even physically, but not at the scale of islamic terrorists
>Crusades
That was fucking centuries ago you dumb bitch, are you comparing those people to people living in the 21st century ?? are you serious ?
>why do you expect every muslim woman to a headscarf ?
Because wearing a head scarf is mandatory in islam, not optional, contrary to the popular belief
>do you really think muslims are gonna take over the USA ?
No, people who are dumb enough to kill humans for a god aren't smart enough to invade countries, but then again, ISIS secret wasn't in being smart, it's was in having a shit load of people ready to blow themselves up without hesitation
>How can I hang out with the new pope ?
Idk but if you keep kissing ass you're getting closer
Germcucks how bad is your situation truly? Is it true that the vast majority of your women prefer blacks and browns dude to white men these days? Has it become more difficult to get laid over there as a white guy? Ever get cucked yourself?
>>69286842
Its already happening here so its probably happening there as well. Those damn colored folk are taking our fine white women
>>69286842
>> Is it true that the vast majority of your >>women prefer blacks and browns dude to >>white men these days?
No.
>>Has it become more difficult to get laid over >>there as a white guy? Ever get cucked >>yourself?
No.
How about your latino and nigger problem?
>>69288014
Races stay seggregated here idk about the cuck states of america
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>>69228429
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What're the latest polls of Trumpman v.s. El Rato?
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/03/29/mark-zuckerburg-says-love-will-defeat-islamic-state/
what did he mean by this? is he right?
>spread buttcheeks
>bend over
>welcome isis
>actually have aids
>isis defeated
>>69286513
Top kek
Tell that to the victims of Brussels, Paris, etc...
I'm having a TERRIBLE day, and I'm so fucking depressed. No one is here to help me, and all I want to do is stay cooped up in my room. I just ate some fried chicken and French fries, (no, I'm not a fat fuck) and it didn't help one bit. Can you guys please make me laugh? Seriously, I'm having a REAL SHITTY day. I kinda want to die.
I came to /pol/ because I know you guys will make me laugh.
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>>69286312
Not really man, I'm sitting at work trying to think of a way to break up with my girlfriend of 4 years who I share an apartment with. Really lack the constitution to tell her I won't take her abuse and needy ego any more. So I sit, wondering if I should commit suicide for being such a cuck or if I should just pack my things and drive away in the middle of the night.
>>69286312
>I just ate some fried chicken
subtle bait. Other boards wouldn't catch it. 6/10.
>>69286312
fine OP here is a few jokes
>I think Jesus is black because he's our father and he hasn't come back
>What do you call a black Jew....
>A: A survivor
>Q: What do u call 200 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean
>A: A Good Start
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6161691.stm
>International sized condoms too small for Indian men
>60% of men have a penis up to 5cm smaller than international avarage
>Condoms fall out and cause unwanted childbirths
They get cucked by Pakis and flee to the US out of shame
pretty sure the unwanted childbirth has little to do with the condoms but moreso with being impregnanted by an indian
>>69232804
build wall, paco
Earlier in Janesville. BLM harpy punches Trump supporter, gets some facial seasoning.
https://twitter.com/MollyBeck/status/714935469667168256
o yeah
>it wasn't a white male who did it.
welp, the media will drop this one like a hot brick
A vote for Trump is a vote for this.
>>69284282
Cry more bitch
>>69284282
What's stopping them from going with him?
>>69284282
Maybe he shouldn't have had a kid with a women while being an illegal immigrant or they should go with him.
>illegals will NEVER be sent back to Mexico because of the interests of faggoty corporations
>Hispanics will be the majority by 2100
just fuck my country up senpai, fuck Ted Kennedy. I hope he and all the cultural Marxists rot in hell.
illegals won't be sent back because of due process laws
USA will turn into Brazil 2.0
I kinda like Trump but he's a liar too.
Nigger, if you spend 5 hours a day shitposting on 4chan after 8 hours of flipping burgers then you're fucking it up too.
>inb4 op is a Harvard graduate
Is there anything more sad than an unmarried 30 year old career woman?
>Bridesmaid, 31, hanged herself after struggling to cope with seeing her friends get married while she failed to find a partner
>Danielle Saul found in her Manchester flat following a night out with friends
>She had told her best friend she felt 'like dying' and longed to settle down
>As those closest to her married she remained single and longed for her ex
>Bumped into former partner on a night out but the pair failed to reconcile
>Her body was found hanged in her apartment three days later by a friend
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3513544/Bridesmaid-31-hanged-struggling-cope-seeing-friends-married-failed-partner.html
>>69231866
would fuck tbqh
she probably had unbelievably high standards
Whatever. It wasn't her age. It wasn't her career. It was her fault.
The fact that she is successful and attractive are irrelevant either way too.
She has a vagina. Which means she has unlimited options. She was just too much of a picky cunt to choose someone because no one is good enough for a snowflake like her.
Her unhappiness was all her own fault.
>>69232133
>Which means she has unlimited options
she was 31
the ride was coming to an end
it was over
>http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/29/politics/trump-campaign-manager-charged-with-simple-battery/
>(CNN) Donald Trump's campaign manager Corey Lewandowski was arrested and charged in Jupiter, Florida, with simple battery of former Breitbart reporter Michelle Fields, according to police.
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Was this whole thing really worth calling the cops over? I mean it's fucked up that he tried to lie about it sure but still it seems like a silly thing to get the police involved in.
>being grabbed is battery
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>>69281946
Пpивeт
not so fast canada, scotland, and poland
Fuck Bernie fags dude holy shit.
This is from the Bernie Sanders' Dank Meme Stash FB group btw.
>>69281804
>mfw the obvious happens and Hillary gets the Dem nomination
Fucking hell it's going to be beautiful
Seeing Sanders supporters talk about the general election as if it's a given he will win the nomination is amusing. I can't wait until Hillary smashes him.
>>69281982
>Fucking hell it's going to be beautiful
This.
I hate Bernie supporters way more than I could hate the guy himself. In fact, I hate them so much, I'm practically rooting for Shillary to win the Dem nomination.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDlQ4H0Kdg8
>>69231580
Blacks don't have a culture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y--z7SEtypY
>>69231580
Didn't Celts, Indians and Bjorks have dreads?
>>69231580
Literally no sane person would respect that little hippy faggot
>Fucking cucks.
>Degenerate trash.
>NIGGA PLEASE
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>autist
>"redpill me plz"
>thats a meme
You've now gone to the extent that you made calling things a meme a meme. I am blissfully watching the whirlpool slowly lure you into the Torricelli's Trumpet of insanity.
Do you not realize how far into stupidity you folks have reached? To think that any sort of problem can be fixed using algorithms that are already entrenched in the ideas causing the problems in the first place?
>>69281791
inaccurate comic.
>stupidity you folks have reached
its always ironic to hear a guy call stupidity without giving a proper point.
gg plebbit now go home
>>69282113
But you did, otherwise nothing would have compelled you to post that. Oh, I forgot, your sanity has already clocked out. It's been on vacation since your prepubescence.
