Would it work /pol/, would they crush Shillary? MAGA?
>>70053966
>nationalist socialism
>>70053966
Tastes good to me.
>>70054237
meant this for this
>>70054111
lel.
What's your thoughts on circumcision?
>inb4 "my dick is great, yours suck"
I was hoping to keep this limited to debating the act of circumcision, not about personal dick-comparisons.
>/hiv/malecircumcision
when will this meme die
Uncut looks gross, all slimy and drippy. Not to mention the dick cheese.
>>70139784
there is no dick cheese, what you cutfags just don't wash?
nice meme
You and one random anon are forced on to a dangerous, yet resourceful Island and your job is to survive a year without nothing but your bare hands.
Which country would you like your survival polack to come from and why?
>note: you cannot chose someone from your homecountry
>anon is never a girl
>>70053739
Australia, sure he is gonna be an annoying faggot but he lives in hell so im good.
>>70053739
Russkie, great to get drunk with, and we could waste time brewing alcohol to make life tolerable.
>>70053739
Australia for sure
It will be very close, but this is what the 2016 election will look like
>Trump
>Winning any demographic besides white men
If he loses by less than 150 delegates I will be amazed
The south will secede. Can't wait.
Canada telling us how American politics will play out...
/pol/ How do we improve Marriage and get rid of single parent households?
My idea is to introduce a law where, if a person has committed a felony then anybody they've ever had sex with is to be buried alive.
This would be applied retro-actively.
Benefits:
-Marriage rates at a young age more than quadruple
-Inner cities see rise in test scores and the most significant marriage jump ever seen
-Crime is cut in over half
-STD rates plummet
-Christian values and morals make a reemergence
Cons
-people die
-Das Oppressive
-literally hitler
-WWJD
-Don't Tred on me
-I never had sexual relations with that woman
so what's /pol/'s thoughts on reviving marriage?
>>70053600
'RIP MR TURTS'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TbXKIrGRO4
>>70053600
Castration for violent and sexual crimes.
> Remove offenders from the gene pool
> They're OK to release back into society after their balls are cut off, so prisons can be cut down
> Much more effective deterrent
> Entire gene line of criminals wiped out
> Blacks removed from America within two or three generations
>>70053870
That would only help marriage in a very minor notion and would not be sustainable in helpfulness
How does /pol/ feel about Trump losing Wisconsin?
Dont really care as long as the dank memes keep coming.
At this point, if he doesnt win California, he has no hope of winning the nomination and may as well go third party if he actually wants a shot at the presidency. The Establishment will never allow him to win at a brokered convention.
>>70053799
I agree fampai. I think what happens from here is very important. Perhaps a brokered convention is inevitable, but, hoping we can avoid that.
Complete agreement as long as the dank memes keep coming.
I don't think Trump will go down easy. He won't just walk away if they pick someone else.
>>70054116
Deep down what I hope happens is that the establishment make their picks (Clinton and Cruz or whatever shill the GOP puts up), causing both Trump and Sanders to run third party. The election would be complete chaos, Establishment on both ends would be on suicide watch, and the memes would flow like the river Nile.
Hello /pol/ I haven't been on here in quite some time but I have an interesting little story for all of you.
>be me last night
>invite girl over
>used to work with her so I know her well
>she's half jewish.jpg
>asks me if I'm jewish
>say yes but only a small percentage
...the plot thickens
>offers to take me on a birthright trip to Israel
>tells me that it's free and that I could make some money off of it if I'm not doing well economically
>tells me that the birthright trip includes snorkeling or any sort of outdoor activity I want
...cool
>I ask about how to go about signing up
>"just come to my house next week anon, my family will help you out"
>"b-b-but you work in a shitty restaurant I thought your family was struggling for money"
>"no that's just what we're supposed to tell people"
>ask her to elaborate
>she gives me glare and brings up some shit about Hitler and oppression and that "us jews" must stick together
>offers me money
>I decline (would rather burn bridges than take hand outs)
...we fuck
>she starts talking in a weird accent probably hebrew or some shit
>I ask her what the F she just said
>"stay away from the gentiles"
>HOLYSHIT.xcf
>"don't tell anybody what I just told you"
...more sex
>she leaves and hides money in my shoe ~$200
What the fuck just happened to me guys? I have a big o'l Italian nose so I can pass as Jewish but is this really how some of them operate? She drives a shitty car and constantly is bitching about not making enough money but she's secretly loaded. If I never BSd about being part jew I would have just assumed that her life was a struggle but the reality is that she's very wealthy and spoiled. She's better off than everyone I used to work with but complains about being broke more than anyone I've ever met, and I've been homeless.
I know not all jews are like this but this experience really fucked with my head.
>>70053424
I would have believed you if she didn't fucking say "stay away from the gentiles" in hebrew during sex
>>70053424
Confront her. She's obviously a /pol/ack.
>>70053804
After sex you fucking moron.
>>/lgbt/5969176
how does this make you feel
>>70053272
shit I fucked it up
>>>/lgbt/5969176
>>70053335
Can it mate?
Clearly his therapy sessions have not been helping
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>Creepy Ted Cruz Compilation
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Official /Trump/ Playlist
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>>70052889
>polls aren't closed
>lost
ok bernfag stfu
MOVING
>>70052954
Even Trump can see the writing on the wall, that's why he's foucsed less intensively in Wisconsin this week, he's cutting his losses and rallying for a landslide in NY to prove he still has popular support
Are there black people that support Trump?
>>70052801
yea
shit thread
If you browsed /pol/ each and everyday like me, you could answer your own question :^)
>>70052801
No, literally 0.0000000000000% of the Black population support him.
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Post stories here.
>>70137737
not a single call yet what are you guys doing make some calls
should i sign up??
>>70137868
Imma call in a few. I'm busy drinking beer
>"A leader of Black Lives Matter Toronto reportedly tweeted a prayer to Allah for the strength to “not cuss/kill these men and white folks out here today” back in February."
http://www.citynews.ca/2016/04/05/black-lives-matter-co-founder-tweets-about-killing-men-and-white-folks/
Niggers are getting uppity here too
http://torontoist.com/2016/03/the-faces-of-black-lives-matter-toronto/
There must be war
GOD WILLS IT
Newfag to /pol/ - what is it with this board and Jews? Why are they such a meme here? Why are they hated on?
>>70052175
>Newfag to /pol/
better head on back the way ye came boy we don't take too kindly to your type round here
>>70052175
they
are
not
good
Hitler was right tbqh
>>70052175
It's just satire my man.
Why don't people stop doing drugs?
That's like complaining that there's a war on rapists and it's costing $50 billion per year.
What kind of shit logic do people use to justify degeneracy.
>>70052057
Drugs are alright
If weedman came through you'd know that by now
>>70052057
Theres large national support for legalizing marijuana.
There isnt large national support for legalizing rape.
>>70052349
Who gives a fuck who supports what? It's a crime. It's degenerate.
Complaining there's a war on drugs is like complaining there's a war on child pornography.
Degenerate and illegal.
What is it about white men that drives Latin women mad with lust?
White men = upper class = wealth
>>70052029
green cards
>>70052222
quads from Poland tells the thruth
