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>Trump Victory Press Conference 6/7/16
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>Trump on Hannity after final victory
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>Katrina...
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AWOOVEMENT~
>this fucking meltdown
Embarrassing tbqh
2 and half hour more?
why is this thing a country?
serious question
>>76394481
Ask the big Karel.
>>76394481
Because we failed
>>76394481
its the oldest country in europe, it just got bigger than intended because of some conquests.
Agree on tipping?
>>76499869
What a fucking passive-aggressive shit.
The problem is not tipping or not tipping, it's the law that made employing servers possible only if you tip them.
>>76499869
>see sign
>leave
>>76500123
No one would care, if you are that cheap your business would be worthless.
So wait. I have a serious question.
So Christians follow the Bible and say people have two genders because of science.
But liberals say that science for global warming exist and there's no God because of science, but can't accept the scientific fact that there is only two genders...
/pol/ help!
I'm so confused
Liberals just pick and choose what they like and dislike because it's trendy and it ends up conflicting. Like how they support gay rights but love Muslims
>>76392816
Science is for studying the natural world, assumes mathematics and logic. God is super natural and transcendent, so he can't be traced by natural tests
Why do women allow themselves to get raped?
>>76392734
Alcohol
Free sex by hot guys
>>76392734
its their biological imperative
also its not their fault so they get to do bad no no things with out being held responsible and on top of it she gets victim points
the truth is they like it to some degree.
thats why im an emotionally abusive husband.
if you dont pour hot wax on your wife's ass at least once a month she will cheat on you.
you have to power to send the fuhrer a message 80 years ago to the day.
the message is from 2016 and hitler will read it in 1936.
hitler will read this message knowing it has come from the future.
what do you want to tell him?
>>76392547
Don't invade Russia.
Just that I like his hair and I think he's nice
>>76392547
Consolidate your gains and avoid Russia
Not sure how I feel about this. I'm a huge supporter of Trump and UKIP here in the UK.
Where the fuck did I go wrong? Comfort me lads.
>https://www.politicalcompass.org for anyone interested
>>76390902
You're economically illiterate senpai
>>76390902
did i do good?
Not what I was expecting.
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>Trump Final Primary PC 6/7/16
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>Trump in Redding,...
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Meme-attack Hillary. We won't have /pol/ if she wins. The western world will collapse. She will fucking mess up the world with her foreign policies and draconian trade deals like TPP. We can't let her control the most powerful nation on Earth. Everyone needs to understand that.
awoo~
>CALIFORNIA DEM RACE STILL HASN'T BEEN CALLED
If Trump loses, we have lost the country. You all realize that, right?
See video below.
RAMZPAUL plays the game of Reverse the Races, below. What if the woman who got assaulted with eggs were black?
What if the terrorists were white and the people attacked were black?
Prison for all. 30 years at least.
But the attackers were brown, waving a Mexican flag.
So the San Jose leadership blames (wait for it) the TRUMP supporters and Trump himself for having political views that the terrorists didn't like.
What the FUCK, America?
What...
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>>76390541
You filthy Goy, we Jews own all your money and you don't even know it.
We print it, we loan it out and we charge interest every time we create a loan.
Whites must be broken in order for our new mud race / slave labor class to be created.
The mayor and police chief of San Jose will do as they are told if they want to keep their jobs. That means no interfering with the mass immigration scheme (cheap labor = big profits.)
>>76390541
>SAN JOSE
That sound like Mexico.
>>76390541
>If Trump loses, we have lost the country. You all realize that, right?
If Donald has to win for you to keep it, you already lost it.
If Britain votes to leave the EU and successfully does so, do you think your country will have an EU membership referendum?
Would it immediately be called for, or would it take 5 or 10 years to be called once people see the results of Brexit on the UK?
You're making a mistake. The EU is going through a rough patch, that's all. You Brits never change, once a quitter always a quitter.
>>76389577
i wish it could be instant, and then france and UK could simultaneously conduct parternership to leave UE, cooperating to shit down Juncker throat. Would be great.
>>76389709
Once a bitch to the bigger powers, always a bitch. First the pope. Then us. Now the EU. Where is your self re-cocking-spect?
Remember to stay comfy edition
Ignore the already marked countries, everything is up for grabs.
>>76497730
Claiming Russia.
Bump
Why is it that all popular female comedians are absolutely terrible? Their routines consist of talking about dudes they fucked, how they bleed vaginally and how men are dumb douchebags. Oh, but they still want to fuck those dumb guys anyway.
Seriously. When/if a male comedian goes up on stage and tries ranting about his bodily functions, masturbation habits, sexual fetishes and disastrously mundane sex life, they're kicked off the stage before they even get 10 mins into their act.
But when a women does that same shit everyone is just supposed to sit there and listen to inane babbling.
It's not even remotely funny when a dude gets up on stage and is like "Dude I've always had a thing for like, black people driving expensive cars. They're just so dangerous and I can't help but get aroused because they're like... Just so black, you know?"
But when a women blabs about that same shit in an incoherent train wreck of improvised and out of order anecdotes it's:
>"""""hilarious"""""
>"""""""""empowering"""""""""
>"""""""""""""relatable"""""""""""
Can women just not be fucking funny save for the very few exceptions?
it's funny because you just described how lame female "humorists" are here in france. idk, maybe women just have shitty humor. Yes, they have.
>>76388303
Oh, and bonus points if they try to joke about pizza being "life" or "bae".
We get it. You live to shovel food in your fat face and are incapable of relating to human beings on a fundamental enough of a level that you honestly enjoy the company of an inanimate object rather than another person.
>>76388303
You're absolutely fucking right. I've seen many female comedian standups. Iliza Shlesinger, Whitney Cummings, Schumer, ((Silverman)). All of them have the same routine, all of them inject soft-feminism (like, hey guys? its my body i can call rape if i want to? like duh?) into their routines, all of them dreadfully unfunny. It must be genetic or something.
Honestly the last time I laughed at a female in a comedy show was Sweet Dee from It's Always Sunny, but those jokes are written by a man anyways.
Hey /pol/.
My friend and I have been travelling through Sweden and we made a recording of our first impressions.
https://soundcloud.com/gregory-ritter-594331905/red-dawn-16-swpl-swede-down#t=0:00
A lot of what you read in the news makes you wonder just how bad Sweden is.
So we went to find out. This podcast was done on our first night in Stockholm. We were in Oslo, Upsala and some other places before that were far worse compared to Stockholm so when we recorded, we were slightly upbeat, the memes seemed overblown.
Our opinions changed drastically as we got to know the city better.
This is the grim recording: https://soundcloud.com/gregory-ritter-594331905/red-dawn-17-the-eternal-swede
Here are some things we observed.
>its beyond Weimar levels of degeneracy
>Miscegenation everywhere
>metro swamped with arabs and niggers
>insanely expensive
>gays everywhere
>the clubs are just white woman surrounded by niggers and gays
>people approached us in the street offering to sell drugs- hard drugs: methemphetamines, cocaine. This grinning toothless eritrean with a giddy white Swede were pushing it on us
>girls are not quite on American levels of fat but getting there
>arab security/bouncers everywhere face-checking you
>I got pulled out of the bar twice and told to drink less by the arab for no reason, I hadn't even finished my first beer. He just wanted to mack on the girls sitting at our table. Everywhere we went, we saw the arab security.
>a Swedish girl told us she carried a butterfly knife on her at all times.
>gypsies begging by the 7/11's in teams
>cant stress just how many arab men there were in the streets
>openly smoking weed
https://soundcloud.com/gregory-ritter-594331905/red-dawn-17-the-eternal-swede
And now we're in Malmo. This city is lost. We've never seen anything quite like this.
We will dump some pics of Stockholm ITT but we've got spotty internet and will probably head out soon.
Valkommen till Husby!
I wish that nuclear war would break out.
Husby is the considered the ghetto.
But the town council or whatever in the pic are all white cat ladies and mincing eunuchs.
As far as the ghtoo went though, it was nicer than the ghettos of the US.
But the demographic bomb has already gone off.
Also last year there were riots in Husby apparently.
Who won last night, lads? I haven't had time to watch yet, want to know what I'm in for. Any good moments?
>>76495863
Black lives matter turned up and ruined it again
>>76495962
Was that the girl having a go at Farage? The sound was muted where I saw it but I'm guessing it was 'ur a racist bruv innit'? Do black lives in this country stand to gain a lot from mass immigration?
>>76496151
Basically the nigress is from the huff post and a self proclaimed "diversity advocate" whom stuck to shouting racist whilst failing to grasp that Farage was advocating for a return to the common wealth which would benefit the black community. She wouldn't listen though.
Would you fight for your country, /pol/?
No.
Unless it involves ethnic cleansing.
Only if we had a decent chance of winning it.
I would gladly fight for someone else's country. Not Canada though.