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Ignore the already marked countries, everything is up for grabs.
>>76497730
Claiming Russia.
Bump
We will begin the game now. Anyone is welcome to join midgame.
>Go north
>>76499313
Fill Armenia.
>>76499313
France
Kill Germany.
>>76499324
Whoops...
Mupdate
>>76499340
Can't attack first turn
turey
clolor: light blue
>>76499401
Go north
>>76499401
Fill Finland and such.
>>76499401
But you both attacked first turn.
Kill Germany.
Mupdate
>>76499450
I get Scandinavia you keep Finland?
I'd rather play the other game desu
>>76499547
fill balkan
>>76499547
Kill Luxemburg and Belgium
>>76499547
...Sure.
Expand towards Turkey.
Are you planning on doing another game after this?
>>76499547
Take rest of scandinavia then spill
switzerland
kill austria
MUPDATE
>>76499619
I might.
>>76499675
Get a name at least. Can't attack first round
Spill towards british isles
>>76499726
Great!
Expand towards Poland!
>>76499726
Belgium then Germany
>>76499726
keep filling balkan including greece
>>76499760
Say, Turkey. Do you want to become allies? I'll cede you Armenia in return~
>>76499807
>gib caucasia (georgia+arrmenia+azerbaijan) and then ok
>>76499726
Claiming the Kingdom of The Netherlands.
INVADE FRANCE! TAKE BELGIUM! GREATER NETHERLANDS WILL BE A REALITY TODAY!
>>76499881
Gladly. Pleasure doing business with you~
>>76499887
Can't attack first turn, so thanks for the tip.
>>76499887
Can't attack first turn.
Mupdate.
Expand
>>76499978
Kill Netherlands.
>>76499978
Cede Caucasia to Turkey then invade the Baltics.
>>76499946
Let it begin.
>>76499978
Invade France to retake Belgium.
claim switzerland
kill austria
>>76500009
I imagine quints would have been worth a lot.
>>76499978
why didny you give the whole azerbaijan?
keep filling:
1. cyprus
2. greece
3. rest of balkan
>>76500019
Already done.
>>76500062
Beause it wasn't owned by Russia.
Mupdate
>Expand
>>76500169
Kill Netherlands.
>>76500169
Expand towards Germany.
>>76500169
1.azerbaijan
2.greece
3.rest of balkan
>>76500212
Spill into Germany if Netherlands rolls lower than 12
>>76500169
Now the french must die
Mupdate
>>76500425
Keep expanding towards Germany.
>>76500425
I said kill Netherlands and rolled palis. Why aren't they dead?
>>76500425
die France dieeeeee
>>76500498
Whoops. Fixed
>>76500425
1.romania
2.moldova
3.ukraine
4.serbia
5.hungary
6.bosna
7.crotia
>>76500583
>>76500425
Thanks. Roll to kill Switzerland.
>>76500425
>Expand
>>76500425
Control germany
Push france
>>76500676
Alliance danskman?
>>76500729
Ah, what a shame... And here I was hoping Germany would be easy to take.
I'm getting bullied hard. It seems like every time a player joins they try to attack me.
>>76500729
NO ATTACKING FIRST JOIN read the thread
>>76500729
Can't attack first turn.
>>76500749
No. N.A.P
>>76500830
Ah, ok, NAP with you!
Attack france.
>>76500830
Attack the Nazis.
>>76500830
Kill Switzerland
>>76500791
Alliance against Germany?
>>76500830
Expand. "Our system thinks your post is spam."
Nigga please.
>>76500830
no surrender, destroy france
>>76500830
expand west
>>76500892
You, me, and Turkey will take them down.
>>76500934
ey swissfam, wanna kill the french?
>>76500892
I will expand through France, I will cede the lands back.
I just need to get to Spain.
>>76500954
obviously, till death
>>76501082
I'm fine with that, but can't you just sail to Spain directly?
>>76501133
I'm not sure if that's allowed, I think it's more fair just to give some of my rolls.
MUPDATE
>>76501176
Kill the french
>>76501176
Expand
>>76501176
Kill Germany. Focus all my roll on them.
>>76501176
Finish off the Germans.
>>76501176
Death to France
Never again shall this filthy language be spoken
>>76501226
you tried
>>76501244
>>76501200
Jesus.
>>76501273
You rang?
>>76501176
expand on every neutral lands
>>76501303
>>76501273
>tfw both of your rolls combined are still 10Ts lower then mine
Mupdate: Poor France edition
>>76501359
9Ts.
>>76501359
>mfw you suddenly realise we basically killed you at this point
>>76501405
Kill the German peoples.
>>76501405
Push france again
>>76501405
Fucking kill Germany, Ignore Swiss.
>>76501405
expand on neutrals
>>76501433
Shoulda used that for a roll
praise kek
>>76501455
>>76501462
JUST
U
S
T
>>76501405
Finish of France
Expand in Iberia. Jesus, Poor France.
>>76501524
>Finish off
Wishful thinking there m8
Mupdate
>Expand
>>76501677
Attack Germany.
>>76501677
Fucking kill france reeeeeeee
>>76501677
Attack Germany.
>>76501677
keep expanding on neutrals
>>76501677
Cut through France like a baguette in the direction of the bretagne
>>76501717
>>76501737
Are these Pali?
>>76501848
yeah
>>76501848
They are. XYX or XYYX or XYZYX are Palis
>>76501848
Yep.
>>76501938
This is a good post.
Mupdate: What the fuck are these rolls edition
>>76501938
claiming italy
attack turkroaches
>>76501994
Please help me Denmark
Kill Germany.
>>76501994
more neutral lands
>>76501994
Take france
>>76501994
Attack Germany.
Man, this is taking a long time...
>>76502030
>>76502020
??????????????
>>76501994
End France and then kill the Wodkas
>>76502000
>First turn
>attacking
Read thread
>>76502000
Too bad you can't attack first turn or that would've been something.
>>76501994
Also Expand
>>76501994
Can I join in as Estonia?
>>76502048
My palis were longer
Does that mean anything OP?
>>76502000
good thing, you cannot attack on first turn. script-faggot
>>76502058
Yay I'm not fucking dead this turn.
>>76502113
i don't have any scripts tho
>>76502146
I will hang you from the Eiffeltower
>>76502190
Well, that's very rude.
Mupdate: New friends Edition
>Expand
>>76502286
Claim towards Lithuania
>>76502286
Au revoir France...kill them
>>76502286
expand neutrals
>>76502286
attack danmark
>>76502286
Attack Germany. If attacked, defend.
>>76502286
Kill Germany.
>>76502286
Kill france fuck
>>76502363
>>76502344
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE, KILL EACH OTHER ALREADY. I'M RUNNING OUT OF KEEMSTAR BRAND POPCORN AND MY VODKA, SO THIS IS GETTING BORING PRETTY FUCKING QUICKLY.
>>76502480
i think its done isnt it?
>>76502324
Would you like to ally with me, Switzerland?
>>76502502
No. You only gained 8 from me.
fun game desi
>>76502502
NO, BECAUSE GERMANY GOT A FUCKING PALINDROME AND FRANCE GOT DUBS.
>>76502569
and palis
>>76502573
also claiming lithuania
Try to save france
>>76502600
I rolled dubs, our posts canceled.
>>76502661
can you use dubs against germany and me?
>>76502316
lets kill russia
Mupdate: 3rd Grade math confuses OP edition
Switzerland rolled 8
Germany rolled 5
France rolled 25
So France has 12 provinces left???
>>76502739
...It's on, you little shit.
>>76502779
Murder Estonia and Lithuania.
>>76502779
expand neutrals
>>76502779
Fuck I forget
>Expand
>>76502779
KILL FRANCE REEEE
Spill goes to russia
>>76502779
Claim Lithuania
>>76502779
Kill fat vidka nigger
>>76502779
ok my last roll to kill France.. after that all my provinces cede to germany to form the fourth Reich
>>76502779
Kill Germany. They shouldn't have gained any tiles last turn, by the way. Give those Germany tiles to Switzerland.
You see OP, I'm specifying to kill Germany for a reason. I don't want any of my points spent against Switzerland.
>>76502898
you should spill for russia attack desu
Recovers some provinces from Switzerlands to France.
>>76502817
Russia pls I didn't ally with him
I just want to reach europe
>>76503000
waste of trips
>>76503018
ok France should now be dead when im right
thats my revenge for that time when napoleon conquered us :)
>>76503000
Lithuania just asked you to kill me. Give me one fucking reason to let him live.
>>76503000
...Fine. I'll let you live. Lithuania's dead, however.
>>76503091
If OP did what I told him, Germany should be dead now too I think.
>>76503097
sovjet private jet fat vodka nigrossd
Mupdate: OP can't do math and German Reich edition
>>76503177
Speak clearly, you little shite.
>>76503258
Kill the shit out of russia
>>76503258
Attack Germany.
>>76503258
neutrals
>>76503258
Claim towards Kosovo
>>76503258
claiming the czech republic
COQUER ROMANIA, I AM COMING HOME
>>76503274
russia fatd smeddly fugfog am brunk
Hello am new
Joining as Czech
>>76503305
thats 6D pali right?
attack france then
>>76503323
please help me kill russia
>>76503314
you too
>>76503323
FFFFFFFF
>>76503326
Ah... Is this what Swedish sounds like?
>>76503323
>>76503342
a bit late m8
>>76503305
>>76503323
palidrome says get fugged turk
>>76503352
I'm already dead.
>>76503353
Fuck off cunt
Swedes bring trouble and I almost got killed by Russia, kraut
>>76503305
>>76503352
>>76503390
i meant french part of germany
>>76503363
fagoat blubber turksrtrayan get kansgarioo ebin
France is dead?
Vive la France!
So let's see... Olds habits die hard.
I attack Italy for Germany.
>>76503414
>wanting to get consumed by russia
>>76503484
Claim austria or some shit and attack the turkroaches
Mupdate: Incomining ww3 and you can't attack on first turn edition.
Also I attacked Estonia you can't see it because of the colours but it's there.
>>76503484
or attack Frances killer.
>>76503650
attack that light blue nigger
>>76503650
Fuck russia
also can Denmark help me now
i'm put up against two other powers at the same time
>>76503650
kill the turk
>>76503650
Attack Denmark, you wanker
>>76503650
Attack Germany.
Is it just me, or did my land get a bit smaller?
>>76503699
danke
>>76503682
>>76503715
Estonian-Turkish-Russo Alliance?
>>76503760
the turk and the estonian are at war m8
>>76503760
Since France is gone, gladly.
Attack Denmark for Germany
>>76503814
>being this new
>>76503795
Not now.
Mupdate: Czech zerg Türks outta nowhere Edition
>>76503926
Attack the Germans.
>>76503926
Claim towards Kosovo
>>76503926
Kill the shit out of russia
Can we ally now? You are fighting their alliance.
>>76503681
>>76503691
it appears that there is a turk-Russian-estonian allience, we must unite or perish, what say you?
>>76503926
attack that virus which is in balkan
>>76503969
Sure, sure.
>>76503969
I'm dead you inconsiderate faggot.
>>76504034
>france gets fucked by germany instantly and with ease
big surprise
>>76503926
reclaim all of Romania, leave no turk alive, no child woman or man, kill the men last so they can see their breed suffer
Attack Denmark.
>>76503850
I should have lurcked more.
>>76504021
Khergit, can you please help me attack Germany?
>>76504145
You aren't Germany. You don't get to roll for Germany.
>>76504022
>>76503969
Alliance it is then.
Mupdate:
>>76504221
have to deal with those niggers
>>76504290
take balkan back
>>76504290
Attack Czech
>>76504290
Keep attacking Germany.
>>76504290
By the will of kek, destroy russia
>>76504290
Fite Russians
>>76504290
>>76504290
defend from attacks, spills push and end estonia once and for all, that little cancer must not live one second more
>>76504347
>>76504334
Why even try?
>>76504400
Keep it up - said Czech guy
>>76504326
>>76504328
even united you lose against the son of the devil, kek is with me, bow down vermin
>>76504279
I shall definitely lurk more.
Sorry.
Mupdate:
Estonia is kill.
Denmark declares war on Russia.
Czech with god-rolls
fuck
>>76504581
Destroy russia REEEEEEEEE
>>76504581
Push back against Denmark and the Scandinavia region. Spills go to Germany.
let me claim poland
>>76504581
balkans back
>>76504581
Fight russians back.
>>76504581
now that puny little estonian is dead, the war has turned in my favour
reclaim my homeland, then bulgaria and then the heart of Constantine himself, CONQER CONSTANTINOPLE
>>76504581
SOMEONE KILL TURKEY YOU FUCKING CUNTS REEEEEEEEEEE
>>76504654
Kill the Germans for me please.
>>76504739
on it, i will free the balkans, sadly i must crash greece with no survivors, it is tainted beyond saving
Mupdate:
Fights in the north
Germans pushing russians
War in the balkans
>>76504654
NAP?
>>76504941
Attack Germany and Denmark.
>>76504941
TAKE BACK ROMANIA NOOOOOOW
>>76504941
Take back the fatherland!11
>>76504960
yes
>>76504941
remove russians from polish land
>>76505001
>>76505010
you tried
>>76504826
Have we started the fire?
>>76504941
keep fighting these subhumans in balkanlar. take everything back
>>76505001
I might as well be fucking Switzerland with these rolls...
>>76505001
>#cucked
>>76505015
oh shit forgot name
>>76505038
the fire rises my friend
>>76505015
Get a name so I don't have to search through thread. Oh you fixed that nice.
>>76504941
I'm rolling lord i'm rolling
>>76505279
>Russia has to do 5Ts vs 35Ts roll
just fuck my shit up desu senpai
Mupdate: Poland kicks russians out of their native lands.
States quo in Balkans.. For now.
>>76505371
Take the rest of germany back, avoid Czechia
Spill to turkroaches
>>76505371
Continue removing Russians from rightful polish lands
>>76505371
Focus all my rolls onto Scandinavia.
>>76505371
defend-and-attack balkanlar
>>76505371
Counter russians
>>76505371
cede those 6 t's up north to Poland as a gift of long lasting friendship and mutual loyalty
rollling to reconquer Romania starting with transilvania
>>76505466
Ay, Turkey. How would you feel about me ceding land to ya?
>>76505583
sounds nice, but dont quit. 2 rolls are always better
>>76505438
>russia just keeps getting BTFO
>>76505640
I'm think of giving you my land that goes up to the Baltics.
Mupdate: Next Risk game Russia is banned edition. The amount of land is just OP
>>76505720
Push back against Denmark.
>>76505720
kill that kek-repıblic
>>76505698
>>76505640
You two should focus on killing their smallest members
>>76505720
Push turkey
>>76505720
REEEE RECLAIM ROMANIA ALREADY FOR FUCKS SAKE KEK AID ME
>>76505720
help czechia by removing turkish scum from their rightful lands.
>>76505775
noice, than attack that red thing in poland if any left
>>76505820
you just got 45t rolls shit on you
>>76505820
you only get 10 you filthy animal
>>76505820
Can you focus on Germany and I focus on Scandinavia?
>>76505891
finish the small bacterias first
>>76505891
NO! kill kek republic and pooland first.
>>76505957
>>76505953
Alright then. Here we go.
If Poland gives Czechopolakia (me)(North Czech Republic) independence I'm willing to battle to my last land for you
>>76505891
>>76505953
>>76505957
you will both get consumed before we die
>>76506071
You've only got 5 tiles left, you're in no position for threats
>>76505720
Counter russians
>>76506122
Okay, what the fuck. This is bullshit.
>>76506114
actually he is
>>76506158
germanic power
>>76505957
>kek republic
wtf why did i lose to this
>>76506175
Irrelevant. If Russia and Turkey both attack Vlad he should die next turn.
>>76506158
neither are you slav, the ghosts of the dead reap my lands and your rule will never last
>>76506246
not if i get in turkeys way :)
>>76506158
remember this vladimir >>76506246
Mupdate: Close to death edition
Better get some good rolls nigga
>>76506290
I will, my friend.
>>76506310
Attack Vlad.
>>76506310
Remove turk
>>76506310
Surround Czech and attack Turkey
Cede my eastern balkan aldn to Czech.
>>76506310
FINISH HIM NAO
then attack polan niggers
>>76506360
5D pali
>>76506360
>06360
5 digit pali
>>76506333
*shakes fist*
>>76506371
>>76506360
>>76506372
Czech survives, suck it turkroach
>>76506371
>ceding land to prevent an ally's death
Jesus fuck, don't you dare fucking allow this OP.
>>76506514
He got a pali, m8.
>>76506514
>Russia attacking a point in the balkans they can't reach
>>76506404
quads get
defend and then attack turkey
>>76506610
Pooland got a Pali, Vlad didn't roll.
>>76506610
thats poland
>>76506680
youre out
>>76506644
check the map
>>76506310
Fight russians
Sidenote: Ceding land to save ally?
>>76506680
VLAD IS DEAD!
>>76506680
FUCK, FUCKING CAPTCHA UNLOADED AND I HAVE TO RE DO IT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Hold up niggers. Is Vlad dead or not? If ceding country then he survives if not he's dead.
>>76506807
I ceded a portion of my balkan land, the eastern portion, which is 10 or so Ts
I will let dice decide 0-4 he survives 5-9 he dies.
>>76506807
he ceded land to me so i don't see why not, cede him 5t from me too.
>>76506807
He has 5Ts left, so he might as well be.
>>76506807
no, don't cede me anything, it's not fair
don't cry my death but celebrate my life, avenge me and make sure Poland does not share my fate, i will join my father in the homeland of the dead, goodbye sweet prince
New bread?
>>76506807
Think about it like this: If it's allowed there is no strategy. It's all about who has the most rollers.
>>76506610
hey, dont forget to erase poland first, let the other niggers have some lands, then we can go 2v2
>>76506931
there is literally no strategy in this game aside from who you target
rest is random.
>>76506932
Alright.
>>76507016
If you can remove players from the game permanently then there is a bit of strategy.
>>76507016
ally m8?
>>76507123
I have to go anyway, cede all my land to you.
New bread
>>76507136
>>76507152
good...
>>76507152
oh shit nigga, then I declare the Polish Reich
