Assalamualaikum Wa rahmatullahi Wa barakatuh brothers and sisters
This is a thread for the general discussion of all things Islam. Anyone is welcome as long as they are constructive and civil.
Today's question: How was your first day of Ramadan?
Paste bin for the brothers and sisters of Allah (SWT)
http://pastebin.com/9xk3eWVY
>What is Islam?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hezcb2YRasM
>Full Al-Qur'an recitation by based Al Afasy
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>>76412371
>mfw Hitler said Islam was the master religion
>tfw
>>76412371
i fucking hope this is a joke if not fuck off you filthy fucking mud monkey, piss off home mummys make curry
>>76412614
>Hitler
>Not a pathetic looser
Hey /pol/, just got back from China and I thought I'd share some vacation memories.
Here's some footage from the airport after arriving
And here's some footage I shot of your average street in China
Here's a hilarious flash mob prank I saw in Beijing, what a laugh riot
Here's a street performer I saw, great guy
USD - 63RUB, EUR - 72RUB, Oil - $52
USA minimum wage - 8$ per hour/1280$ per month
Gabon minimum wage - 1.84$ per hour/325$ per month
Russia minimum wage - 0.54$ per hour/95$ per month
Why are we here? We are here because posting on 2ch.hk (russian 4chan) is no longer safe: http://bigstory.ap.org/article/0274242811894097a9d79f789002aab0/dozens-russia-imprisoned-social-media-likes-reposts
This general is about the social life and economics of modern Russia. You can ask about about Russia here, you will get honest answers.
For russians: we encourage you to use english, despite how bad it might be.
For non-russians: 4chan changes some cyrillic letters to latin ones for some reason, rendering google translate useless. You might want to use yandex or start learning russian.
What are we doing here? Some of the people here are traders on stock markets. That's why there are all these graphics, charts, prices and shit. Some people are trying to predict how things will go in the future.
We're still fighting back from kremlin bots, force them to sit on bottles, make bets with our anuses, predict stock rates. With more than 2100 threads of wasted budgets, thousands of chart candles, and hundreds of stable deposits now in the past, we are: finding out where jew reptilians are hiding, why everybody sucked dick, except for us, how to lose 15 years of oil income in JUST one year, how to drop your spaghettos in front of the entire world in such a way that everyone thinks it's part of your ingenious masterplan, how to lose everything and not lose yourself in this hard time of troubles.
Old thread: >>76445664
We've learnt for the past two years that our taxes grew up, cheap foods and cheap meds are DONE WITH, hypermarkets have switched over to low quality cancerous shit from China, direct food import is DONE WITH, factories are DONE WITH - VneshpromBank - DONE, Turkey & Egypt - DONE, travel companies - DONE, BashOil - DONE, South Stream - DONE, Turkish Stream - DONE, Nothern Stream - DONE, Nothern Stream 2 - DONE, FNB has been given over to banks, Retailers - DONE, Mistrals - DONE, Roskosmos - DONE, Danone factories in Russia - DONE, export - DONE, diplomatic friendship...
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We used to laugh about zero economic growth - looking back we see that was a good thing. According to a new law the FSB is now allowed to shoot civilians (including kids and women). The president has gotten one of his personal buddies to form a National Guard, consisting of Kadyrovtsy. The Ostankino Broadcasting center has been surrounded by barbwire, just in case.
The russian peoples are overflowing with debts and cannot even pay a single % for them, there's not enough monies in the budget, inflation is at 15%. The Baikal region has been rented to chinks. You can go to prison for partaking in three unsanctioned public protests. FSB puts everyone who buys more than $300 on a watch list. You can go to prison for posting the "wrong" thing, and even for reposting it on social media. People are advised to starve for the sake of Putin's government. Rublovka residents are moving out to London. Bread is, once again, made out of animal food grains. People are getting fired en masse, and salaries are being delayed. There are charges for treason. There is a third trial against Khodorovsky. The government is preparing to enact measures to restrict people from buying foreign currency. The government is trying to control the internet by constructing a copy of the Great Firewall of China in Russia. Expect thought crime to be a thing soon.
Gather up your popcorn, coffee, tea. alcohol, medicaments, weapons and painkillers, folks. Start stocking up supplies if you failed to get out of the country in time. The show is going to be long and unforgettable.
Our lovely general is being constantly attacked by kremlin bots 24/7. Who are they?
The government created a special cyber unit to defend their positions and reputation on the internet. All media resources, after gaining a certain amount of attention on the web, are added to a watch list, and flooded with kremlinbots soon after. Their ultimate goal is to confuse your mind and trick your emotions.
How can you detect kremlinbots?
Unfortunately, you need some personal experience from facing them. But their main red flags are: high aggressiveness, general stupidity,...
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Wew.
http://www.infowars.com/report-trump-refused-200-million-to-pick-gingrich-as-vp/
>>76410743
Newt isn't a good choice.
>>76410743
>infowars
Is this what passes as factual information these days for trumplet niggerfaggots?
Pre-trump /pol/ would be shitting on whatever Alex Jones said and call him a Jew, now /pol/ and Alex Jones are supporting a pro Jew, pro nsa candidate who is supposedly not part of the establishment.
Top kek
>>76411374
build the ____
> Cologne
> Max-Ernst-School
> Member of „Schools without Racism“
> 141 male muslim refugees next door
> Muh have no girlfriends
> "Let's pair our unmarried pupils up" t. Katharina Heuckmann, Principal
Please nuke us already. I can't take this any longer
http://pro-koeln.org/bocklemuend-gesamtschule-laedt-zur-kontaktboerse-mit-jungen-maennlichen-asylbewerbern/
> Invitation letter for parents
>>76410238
And you aren't taking out your policy makers because?
>>76410238
German mothers will bring in their daughters and german cuckfathers will obey.
There is a census on consensus of athropogenic climate change which shows that on average, 97% of climate scientists agree that mankind is the main driver behind global warming.
http://www.skepticalscience.com/global-warming-scientific-consensus-basic.htm
The more someone understands the science behind the case, the less room there is for denial
Non experts like to throw around non arguments like 'volcanoes spew more co2 than mankind', or 'our boreal forests make places like canada carbon negative', but these are invalid arguments.
The reality is that everyone around the world needs to vote for leaders that will address this problem head on, and efficiently, rather than denialists that will further drive mankind into the ground.
The reviews are in.
The Warcraft movie is a horrible pile of racist garbage. DO NOT WATCH IT
>"The prospect of a predominantly white, European realm being invaded by foreign, primitive, darker skinned hordes (they are actually called the Horde) might set alarm bells ringing in our current climate of immigration anxiety. Is this a veiled Ukip broadcast? Or a pro-Trump one? Nobody suggests the orcs are there to steal Azeroth’s jobs or exploit its benefits system, thankfully, though they are intent on overrunning their adoptive country...
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Fuck me sideways. They're saying orcs are representative of minorities.
>Literally calling minorities inhuman
>>76409991
>The Warcraft movie is a horrible pile of racist garbage.
Fuuuuck now I have to watch a fucking warcraft movie?
lame.
I used to be a leftist.
I'm so glad I got away from the retard cult.
Unfortunately they have their grasp on my smaller siblings.
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Fuck awoo
AWOOOOOO
The only reason to watch Morning Joe now is to see Joe get super buttmad and lose his shit
Now that the dust has settled : What went wrong?
>>76509061
C U C K
U
C
K
Bought media. Bought politicians. 2 party system that is literally divide and conquer. Textbook controlling a population. The US is the culmination of thousands of years of trial and error.
pulled every punch
Does it ever feel to you guys like 90% of the things discussed here are blown out of proportion? I mean don't get me wrong, there are problems we need to fix, but overall life is still the same.
Before you call me a shill, consider this. Even though most of the threads here talk about how bad we all have it and how this country is going to shit because immigrants and feminism, in real life its still nothing like that. I live in San Diego, which is liberal SJW illegal immigration capital of the country, yet I still live around plenty of white people, still have a nice stable job, a loving family, a nice conservative girlfriend, and have yet to seen a woman go full SJW on me and chimp out. In fact, I've never been inconvenienced by someone from the left yet, much less have a crazy bitch ruin my day or attack me. This leaves to believe that /pol/ is completely detached from reality.
Everything here is completely blown out of proportion, and if would do all of us Great good to go outside and actually have conversations with real people, instead of circlejerking here all day and getting more and more paranoid. It really really isn't that bad outside fellas. I promise you, you will see no white genocide if you step outside you front porch. Is this all satire?
End rant.
Kek demands it
Trump/Sanders 2016
Trumps get wall, berns get college.
America First
>>76409819
That's why /pol/ is considered a bizarro SJW safe space for full blown stormfags and trumplet niggers.
You'll be shocked to find out the majority of people around you aren't actually mousers who blame non whites for all their problems.
>>76409819
>i dont get literally assaulted by hysterical women so social decay is not a problem
>S E E - A - R E C A P - O F - N I G E L ' S - D A Y :
https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/740487966036885504
>L A T E S T - P O L L S
>L A T E S T - P O L L S
>L A T E S T - P O L L S
R E M A I N : 4 3 %
L E A V E : 4 2 % ( + 1 )
(via YouGov)
R E M A I N : 4 3 %
L E A V E : 4 8 % ( + 5 )
(via ICM)
R E M A I N : 4 8 % ( + 1 )
L E A V E : 4 7 %
(via ORB)
>T H E - E...
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>Nigel Farage showed 'shades of Enoch Powell' in EU migration comments, Chuka Umunna says
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/nigel-farage-enoch-powell-chuka-umunna-eu-migration-a7037246.html
74% of people agreed with Powell in 1974, what percent do we think it's at now?
>>76506769
>spear chuka
Listened to LBC this morning. Below is a paraphrase of an actual interchange I heard between Nick Ferrari and some professional worryguts from one of them black organisations that only seem to exist to be talking heads on news programmes:
>"What Nigel Farage said regarding Cologne, and how more immigration will lead to similar attacks here, was insensitive - and yes, I believe racist"
>"With all due respect, is it really racist? I mean it actually happened, the Cologne chief of police was fired for...
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How does it feel knowing that Hermione is black now?
Who is that sweaty gorilla?
>>76408109
That's Emma Watson, shitlord.
>black
SEVERAL Hercules planes spotted flying above my city at a 10-15 minutes interval.
I've heard at least 10 but I only captured about 5 since they were all coming from the same direction (SE, probably coming from Deveselu Military Base?). I've also seen another one flying at a higher altitude and it was different from the others.
VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w0_7f-AHps
They are still going at a 10-15 minutes interval. If someone got any doubts I can live stream.
THAT'S IT PEOPLE. THOSE ARE THE FINAL PREPARATIONS FOR A FULL WAR WITH RUSSIA.
are you ready?
>>76506974
I'm not ready for this
Let me tell you why americans are like muslims.
Muslims will kill people because they need islam
Americans will kill people because they need democracy
Muslims hate europe because it's not Islamic enough.
Americans hate Europe because it's not american enought.
Muslims use the quran to justify being assholes.
Americans use the bible to justify being assholes.
Muslims hate everyting that is not islamic.
Americans hate everything that is not america.
Muslims are arrogant.
Americans are arrogant.
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>>76406774
Your thread is bad and you should feel bad
>>76407003
Only redeeming part is his pic.
>>76407003
Your opinion matters not, yankee subhuman
webm related: what would have /pol done?
>>76505162
He looks drunk?
>>76505162
Not taken all those hits like a fag
First time the bitch hit me its ogre knocking her ass out le cant hit women is a meme you want equality here it is
>>76505162
he looks autistic as fuck. you could dodge the strike and put her into submission position and teach her a lesson or too. probably raep in the process as well.