Episode 521: Scare Master
Written by Natasha Levinger
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39nr37
Friends Forever #22 (Pinkie Pie & Celestia) storytimed here!
>>25325129
After seemingly missing out on Luna's visit one Nightmare Night, it's good Rarity was able to finish a costume this year. After that maze, though, she might well go back to the drawing board for mobility concerns. Even so, she must have looked divine for a costume party. That's one event she simply must participate in when she can!Celestia would have gotten quite a chuckle at other ponies dealing with that mermaid tail flopping about. If only she could change the Gala's dress code.
>>25321651
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 520: Hearthbreakers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvE4SEGCUjA
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3awvcy
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 7: Episode 522 –What About Discord?
Twilight returns from a trip and is distressed to find that her friends have become close to Discord, making her wonder if Discord is up to something.
Nov. 14: Episode 523 –The Hooffields and McColts
Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.
Nov. 21: Episode 524 – The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
Fat marshmallow ponies
I claim this horse in the name of fillies.
>>25327863
why is that strongfilly blushing
>>25327850
Do we know anything about this old friend of Applejack?
>>25327884
she's just a pony
>>25327867
She's overheating and about to explode.
Her coat was white before this picture was taken.
Kiss the Trixie
>>25327884
>a friend who is a singer
Sounds like it's Fluttershy
>>25327890
alright
>>25327840
That would be the greatest gala ever
man that comic was bad
I can't believe they wasted the best possible pairing with such a horrible comic
>>25327917
I don't even bother with the comics anymore unless I see people talking about how it was actually good this time.
They really kinda shit the bed with the comics in general
>>25327906
>costume scales with body height
>celestia's fin is big enough to smack ponies half across the room
>>25327949
Would probably help if they hired more people who have actually seen the show
>>25327963
>>25327977
Gimme the dose
>>25327977
>>25327981
http://smaert.com/art.webm
It's never too early.
Suddenly
Yellow horses appear
Rarity is literally the cutest.
>has to raise the symbol of her imprisonment every evening
That's actually kinda fucked up I guess
>>25328009
>>25328009
>>25328009
>>25328017
anon
you keep that up and we are going to have to step outside
>>25327988
Oh yeah, that's the stuff
>>25328009
Yellow filly
>>25328030
Man that was so cute
They're great together
>>25328018
>>25328021
>>25328030
eeeexcellent
Blue!
>>25328052
NO!
YELOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>25328004
Will Flutter's butter give me a big butt like hers?
What if Minuette kissed Moondancer?
>>25328073
stop that
>>25328069
yes, but it won't make your face prettier!
>>25328080
Okay, I'll stop posting that ugly pony.
>>25328084
My face is already pretty
>>25328096
OH YEAH?
WHY DON'T YOU SHOW ME THEN
Yellow is the ugliest color.
>>25328110
You're the ugliest color.
>>25328091
Is she going to summon Celestia?
>>25328093
you are a terrible horse slanderer
also
>finally take the time to organize my horse folders
>everything named appropriately
>now a bunch of lewd stuff showing up when I search for specific horses to post
I did not think my clever plan through
>>25328127
>not separating your lewd and nonlewd
>>25327917
I felt that it mostly suffered from the bad art - the story itself wasn't worse than the CelestiaxSpike FF issue for example, but for some panels you really had to wonder what the fuck Fosgitt was smoking when he drew them
>>25328138
I literally can't figure out what's going on with Celestia
>>25328135
It is separated but I have so many images the only way to get at the one I want in short order is to search
and now its displaying everything as I made the names uniform
https://derpibooru.org/1014580
>>25328138
Holy fuck
Someone call a doctor pony
>>25328157
You called?
>>25328157
>>25328138
geez
those are pantsless, multicolored smurfs
not ponies
>>25328173
You aren't a pony
I only trust ponies to remove things from my ass
>>25328173
Girl has an ass like POW!
>>25328181
Prepare your anus, Anon
>>25328150
Make the separation at a higher level.
Search should only be searching current folder + subfolders.
>>25328200
Yeah I guess I will just have to change the hierarchy of folders I have used for the past few years to make it work right
CHANGE FRIGHTENS ME
they make a pretty cute couple, I think
>>25328231
Alternatively, if each folder name has a recognizable term like «lewd» or «horseballs» etc you can add «-folder:lewd» to the search.
>>25328244
>recognizable
I mean common. Pretend i said «common».
>>25328231
Alternatively, you could stop sinning and not look at lewd horse pictures anymore!
>>25328244
playing around with search terms is another thing true
>>25328248
it is too late for us
>Twilight: This is my laboratory, I realized that we won't always be around to protect Equestria, so I'm trying to develop a means of defending against aggressors for when the time comes.
>Rainbow Dash: That's crazy Twilight, we'll always be there to save Equestria!
>Twilight: In a hundred to thousand years from now?
>Rainbow Dash: *pauses* Yeah, it makes more sense when you put it like that.
>>25328238
It can be a couple, a trio, or a herd, pony is always cute!
>>25328275
Are they creating pony cyborgs?
http://strawpoll.me/5918498
>>25328290
>>25328275
they're making pony guns
we colonial equestria now
>>25328290
>NO ZEBRAS
I hate mornings.
Just terrible.
>>25328290
I wish I could vote dragons, but they just haven't done anything interesting with them
Changelings it is. At least they have a really neat design
>>25328311
fug
I knew I would forget something
>>25328314
need some coffee?
>>25328330
I haven't even had coffee in months.
>>25328354
why twilight is so unimpressed
Pony returned from her hunting trip
>>25328386
Why bunnies?
>>25328419
Jackalopes
>>25328386
And she didn't fucking take me?
I've never been so disappointed.
>>25328432
Pony said you were sleeping.
>>25328432
You don't have a G-Rank Special Permit
You scrub
>>25328490
>grinded the fuck out of that game
>the moment I had finished my equipment I stopped playing
Pony just became an alicorn princess while you were sleeping.
>>25328531
I'll touch their wings
>>25328536
>to unlock Sweetie Belle you have to beat Carousel Course as Apple Bloom
>last match is 1 vs 1 against Rarity
>Her unique stats make her faster than Apple Bloom in any kart
>Takes all the power ups before you
HOW IS THIS EVEN FUCKING FAIR. YOU LITERALLY HAVE NO FUCKING CHANCE BECAUSE SHE ALSO TAKES ALL THE FUCKING SHORTCUTS
>>25328490
>Tried to get to G-Ranked
>Higher leveled shit absoluetly destroyed me
How the fuck are you even supposed to kill that shit one on one?
>>25328560
NOW SHE'S MEGA-COCK THE FASTEST FAGGOT IN EQUESTRIA
>>25328530
>>25328563
I wish MLPG would go huntantogether
>>25328531
but pony is a stallion
>>25328593
I NEVER PLAYED BEFORE
>>25328290
Breezies, easily.
>>25328354
Its really not that great a cock
>>25328290
Changeling master race.
Pon loves you.
>>25328786
That pon is ugly
I hate her
>>25328593
I'd be up for something
Later
>>25328790
You will love pon, or else.
>>25328811
Pon can't pull that trigger with hooves
Pon is apparently ugly AND stupid
>>25328173
>shove shit up my ass
Shit repacking is actually kinda fun.
>>25328855
You should freeze it first. It's like a homemade dildo.
>>25328892
>Poopsicles
>>25328892
No, no no. I mean putting it in an enema syringe and pushing it back in your ass, over and over.
A shit dildo is not fun, it's just cold and it falls apart moments after you use it because of how hot your ass is.
>>25328906
>>25328902
>>25328892
>>25328855
>>25328925
What?
People talk about TF all the time, my fetish is not different.
>>25328855
>>25328892
stop
>huge anthro futas are okay but scat isn't
okay
>>25328925I brought up freezing shit because I figured it'd cause a stir. I feel satisfied with my feedback. Scat is nasty.
>>25328953
>huge anthro futas are okay
who the fuck told you that
both are awful
>>25328973
>he doesn't like huge anthro futas
literally worse than scatfags
>>25328971
can i have some popcorn
>>25328953
Scat is the absolute greasy fuck bottom fetish, the objective, unsurpassed worst.
As disgusting as a lot of things are, even the filthiest morbidly obese lover or the most hyper of futa suckers can at least pat themselves on the back for not wanting to literally eat shit.
>>25328980
I don't like this meme
>>25328983
>Scat is the absolute greasy fuck bottom fetish, the objective, unsurpassed worst.
That's not kek.oldry or guro.
>>25328973
this
both need to die
>>25328987
Guro gets like #2 worst.
Kekoldry wins the whoopie cushion award for most laughably pathetic fetish.
>>25328998
Just report the literal shitposters
>>25328983
Scat is so far down the list I find it morbidly funny. I understand somebody somewhere thinks they have this fetish but I just laugh and shake my head and assume they're trying to get a rise out of me by being disgusting.
To steer this more towards ponies, which of the mane 6 has the worst fetish and what is it?
>>25328982
She probably ate the whole bag in one bite already.
Including the bag.
>>25329009
>which of the mane 6 has the worst fetish and what is it?
Twilight. Her idea of a naughty evening is to study all night - without following her to-do list.
i am gonna fuck a horse in the asshole
>>25329043
that chest tuft is too low
>>25329024
Disgusting. That's going to throw tomorrow's entire schedule off. How could she do such a thing?
I'm actually bothered by this concept and I don't consider myself that anal about schedules. But holy shit Twilight, don't blow off a list you made; you made it for a reason.
>>25329051
duh that's her belly tuft
a pony has many tufts
>>25329053
You have to know the rules in order to break them
Getting real touchy feely with Lyrain front of Bonbon
>>25329084
...
>>25329043
I love pony and all her tufts!
expensive fillies
>>25329089
>>25329186
>that
>expensive
>>25329207
hey I'm not mad of bits
>>25329186
That's just the cost over time. You can buy 60 minutes for 24 bits. That's a damn good deal.
Plus it's not like you're going to need more than 5 minutes with that little fluff of marshmallow anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAVQk8CSU9w
>>25329214
how much does lunch cost? 10 bits?
you could buy 25 minutes with filly with that.
>>25329231
so you're saying I should eat the filly for lunch
You will never be humannapped by a pony
>>25329240
Ponies are too sugary. It would be an awful lunch.
Ponies are for dessert.
>>25329242
YOu don't know that for sure
>>25329269
I'll know if it happens.
Scritch the pony.
>>25328282
>all those sidemouths
>"Private Anonymous, I'm giving you 3 seconds-, EXACTLY 3 FUCKING SECONDS TO WIPE THAT STUPID LOOKING GRIN OFF YOUR FACE OR I WILL GOUGE OUT EYEBALLS AND SKULLFUCK YOU!"
>>25329366
>>25329385
>>25329385
Nice try Spitfire. We know the Army General routine is just a retcon when they should've made a new character for Wonderbolts Academy
>>25329385
Whose eyeballs?
>>25329392
>"T-that horse is playing her sax all wrong, man."
>my name is applejack and i work on an applefarm
>better put apples and shit all oveer my clothes and shit
>>25329411
Damnit.
>>25329416
My name is Fluttershy and I'm from the Isle of Man.
>>25329416
Does human AJ even work on a farm? Why is Granny Smith a lunchlady?
>>25329429
The High School is like the island on Lost.
If you try to leave it it'll just loop around like a Super Mario Bros 2 level.
Pony has LODS OF EMONE
>>25329366
>>25329391
All night?
>>25329439
>"What in the hay-..ah reckon maybe ah should ask that little feller in the coveralls how ah get outta here."
>"Uh..scuse me, sir?"
>'MAMA MIA, BITCH, DONTA' SNEAKA UP ONA' ME LIKEA THAT!'
>>25329416
Them apple legs.
>>25329455
I tried to scratch Pinkie but her mane batted me away.
>>25328560
You'll never unlock Nightmare Moon at this rate.
>>25329559
Fucking stallions
>>25329559
Cute gay stallions are my weakness
>>25329604
>not having NMM unlocked
You'd have to be the ultimate scrub seeing how you just need to win the Everfree Cup with Twilight.
>>25329604
>>25329663
>we will never get anything like this
Anon please stop ;_;
>>25329663I think he meant Nightmare Star.
the ponies are coming alive
Where have all the hydras gone?
>>25329787
IN A WORLD
>>25329808
with... Fluttershy?
>>25329856
THIS SUMMER
>>25329888
DAY ONE DLC
>>25329888
she takes a nap with Sweetie Bell
>>25329897
PREORDER NOW FOR FREE ANGEL BUNNY COMPANION
>>25329899
hush now, quiet now?
>>25329899
what if fluttershy has to take a massive shit in the middle of a cuddle
This is my little pony.
>>25329990
prepare to fight to the death over her because i am coming to steal your little pony.
>>25329990
what is she doing
>>25329999
You can't just steal a pony.
>>25330005
Being a pony.
>>25330013
oh, she's good at it
>>25330018
Have you ever seen any other pony pony like her?
ponynap the pony
>>25330080
How terrifying
>>25330080
why are you vacuuming the pegasi
>>25330087
Because they are dropping their feathers everywhere
>>25330085
I'm glad they've never done anything special with this pony. He's a pretty awful design.
>>25330117
Can't you think of anything better to do with the feathers?
>>25330119
I guess you missed his intro anon
>>25329856
I'M GOING TO MARRY HER
>>25330161
I'd make so many things with Dash's feathers
pillows
comforters
jackets
jammies
>>25330197
Not if I marry her first
>>25330262
>>25330262
I'm sure Fluttershy can share
>>25330262
>>25330197
The only one you are going to marry is Gloomy.
Now go and say your vows or Marker gets the shotgun
>>25330322
>Ever marrying Gloomy
Yeah, I'm sure you'll be happy when the earth is destroyed by her a year after the show ended.
>>25330445
You'll be able to travel the universe together with ehr
>>25330322
[ominous latin chanting]
>>25330318
And then Fluttershy woke up. Alone.
>>25330465
surrounded by hundreds of bunnies!
>>25327840
I don't have a sexual desire to clop to ponies. In fact I don`t even like any art of such or any other form now. I am not even interested in coming here. What is wrong with me? is this some kind temporary burnout?
Marry your mare
>>25330445
Oh no, you're quite mistaken. You see, once the show ends for good, Gloomy will disintegrate. You see, without the "hiatus force" holding her atoms together, she can't increase in size without falling apart as her atoms get farther and farther apart from each other. By the time she gets "large" enough to pose any threat to real estate, she will be little more than a big pink ghost, and she will lack enough density to interact with anything.
Of course, by that point, gravity will have slowly, inexorably pulled her towards the center of the earth, where she would die.
>>25330483
>clop
Please fuck off back to the rest of the board
>>25330472
>hundreds
Angel has been busy, I guess.
>>25330489
Anon please, she is obviously gonna ascend into a being of pure energy>gloomy or maker dying
that thought somehow makes me sad
what the fuck is wrong with me
>>25330508
Oh there's no need to worry about Marker dying. She'll live on for just about forever.
Of course, when it's an eternity of nothing after the show ends, she might often wish for death, simply to escape the dark quiet of post-show End of Threads.
>>25330508
Gloomy is eternal
Marker though? The moment the last episode is done she'll slowly fade away, probably while she gives you one last boop.
>>25330519
that's such a sad picture
I hate you guys
>>25330544
But why
>>25330544
Don't worry, we hate you too.
Marker and Gloomy and Junior are ponies. Nothing bad will happen to them.
Their destiny is happy endings.
>>25328971
Twilicorn will end in 31 days.
>>25330544
You can't possibly hate me more than I hate myself.
What's going to happen to my waifu after the show ends?
>>25330589
>>25330620
She will live on in your heart.
So long as you stay faithful, anyway. If you find yourself with a "new" waifu, then she dies. Every smidgeon of your heart you give to a new waifu, is one stolen from her. When the last tiny part of your heart is no longer hers, it will be as if she never were.
pony the human
>>25330644
I'll just have to keep her alive then
>>25330544
harsh
>>25330570
Because you keep saying sad stuff about horses.
>>25330544
I like that pone.
>>25330710
To be fair to that Anon, it was just me.
>>25330729
She was pretty entertaining
>>25330729
well she was voiced by Ashleigh Ball
F I L L Y
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>>25330823
Filly is malfunctioning
>>25330823
please stop putting so much pressure on the fillies to perform, they're not used to this work load
>>25330840
Have you ever wanted to smooch a horse really bad?
>>25330823
>>25330837
So long as the most important function is still intact.
>>25330859
qt peach
>>25330729
She is an excellent pone
>>25330625
ponka is not for cry
>>25330856
Every day since 2010...
>>25330879
OH GOD
THE PONIES ARE NOW ALL VAMPIRES
I NEED TO WARN ONION PONE
>>25330899
A cute pony like that shouldnt eat so much greasy food.
>>25330935
Horses and greasy hay just go together!
>>25330915
What do cartoon pony lips feel like?
>>25330908
Popenka is the saddest horse.
>>25330951
Marshmallows
>>25330953
Pinkie, please, won't you smile smile smile for me?
>>25330979
Um excuse me, but do you have a permit for this public musical number?
>>25330953
*Pinkie
>>25330951velvet