Episode 521: Scare Master
Written by Natasha Levinger
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39nr37
Friends Forever #22 (Pinkie Pie & Celestia) is due out tomorrow; digitally it could be in about 13 hours! The chapter book Princess Luna and The Festival of the Winter Moon is due out today as well!
Nightmare Night is one of those times of the year when Granny Smith can really let loose and draw from years of experience and knowledge to impress the younger ponies. Why, most of them probably haven't even had to run through the Everfree Forest from timberwolves or the like! The scariest thing that might have happened to them recently is Tirek or the chaos vines! Which... might be pretty frightening, but the point is, she's seen even more decades of that sort of thing! And she's willing topaint dried sticks whiteif can have even a fraction of the effect of those tribulations!What kinds of potential disasters might she have seen when she was young? Were they of the 1000-year variety, too?
>>25317560
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 520: Hearthbreakers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvE4SEGCUjA
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3awvcy
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 7: Episode 522 –What About Discord?
Twilight returns from a trip and is distressed to find that her friends have become close to Discord, making her wonder if Discord is up to something.
Nov. 14: Episode 523 –The Hooffields and McColts
Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
>>25321631
whoops that's suppose to be
https://derpibooru.org/1015536
Quick sketch requests?
>>25321651
Maybe she was already alive for the original fight against Discord
Filly doesn't want to live with you anymore.
>>25321687
Anon being turned into a princess pony.
>>25321687
Applejack as a Tin Mare
>>25321687
The super strong filly struggling to open a glas of gherkin
>>25321763
Because you crushed my spine with that hug, strong filly.
>>25321687
Train colt and peach filly.
Super Strong Filly grows up to win the gold medal in weightlifting at the Equestria Games.
>>25321763
It's the ded, filly. It calls.
>>25321472
hoof worship is the classiest fetish ever
who wouldn't want to smell and lick some nice soft marshmallow hooves
>>25321685
I want to be fucked by Discord.
>taking your waifu to the real horse breeding stables to get fucked like you could never fuck her
Adoptingstronk filly.
>>25321580
now now Tavi stop laughing
>>25321823
Spike please
What are alicorns, anyway?
>>25321699
>>25321699
Postthe last tag combination you came todiscord, hypnosis, gay
>>25321837
>flutters having her tiny pussy reamed by giant grunting feral stallions, crying tears of joy/pain as she grits her teeth and the giant penis disappears inside
unfffffff
>>25321775
never bad options
Spike being spitroasted by Tirek and Discord.
>>25321867
YES YES
MORE ANONS TO THE MARES IN PRETTY DRESSES MACHINE
Train filly and peach colt.
>>25321687
Nyx and Tracy Cage arm wrestling.
running aTrainon aColt
Oooh~SLOW RIDE, NA NA, NA NA NA, TAKE IT EAAASY
>>25321893
I want to bust inside Upper Crust.
WARNING
ENTERING THE NO FILLIES OR COLTS ZONE
____________________________________
>>25321894
what do they do?
Foal is confused.
filly, nyx and colt get into a heated argument over who shitposts best
>>25321926
ew
>>25321914
>>25321893
>MORE ANONS TO THE MARES IN PRETTY DRESSES MACHINE
That's such a cute adorable and wonderful concept AND I LOVE IT
>>25321926
every time you post it's the worst post you've ever made
>>25321893
pls no
we need a de-dressifier if anything
>>25321926
This is the worst thing I've read today.
>>25321933
>Arathi Basin.gif
>>25321936
JUST BE HAPPY FOR THE REST OF US
I want to marry a mare with a dollar sign cutie mark.
Filly keeps building novalith cannons and targeting your planets that produce the most credits.
>>25321926
Why'd you post Stoner Shimmer and not Speed Freak Shimmer? Do you not have your Shimmer's organized? Fucking faggot.
==Side-by-Side Comparison (Seasons 4 and 5)==
S5E01 & S5E02 - 510,000 & 574,000 Viewers [April 4] 64,000
S401 & S4E02 - 733,000 & 709,000 Viewers {-24,000}
S5E03 - 418,000 Viewers [April 11] -156,000
S4E03 - 461,000 Viewers {-248,000}
S5E04 - 539,000 Viewers [April 18] 121,000
S4E04 - 397,000 Viewers {-64,000}
S5E05 - 647,000 Viewers [April 25] 108,000
S4E05 - 568,000 Viewers {171,000}
S5E06 - 496,000 Viewers [May 2] -151,000
S4E06 - 683,000 Viewers {115,000}
S5E07 - 307,000 Viewers [May 16] -189,000
S4E07 - 531,000 Viewers {-152,000}
S5E08 - 594,000 Viewers [May 23] 287,000
S4E08 - 527,000 Viewers {-4,000}
S5E09 - 431,000 Viewers [June 13] -163,000
S4E09 - 499,000 Viewers {-28,000}
S5E10 - 260,000 Viewers [June 20] -171,000
S4E10 - 514,000 Viewers {15,000}
S5E11 - 369,000 Viewers [June 27] 109,000
S4E11 - 483,000 Viewers {-31,000}
S5E12 - 283,000 Viewers [July 4] -86,000
S4E12 - 459,000 Viewers {-24,000}
S5E13 - 418,000 Viewers [July 11] 135,000
S4E13 - 554,000 Viewers {95,000}
S5E14 - 430,000 Viewers [September 12] 12,000
S4E14 - 584,000 Viewers {30,000}
S5E15 - 307,000 Viewers [September 19] -123,000
S4E15 - 469,000 Viewers {-115,000}
S5E16 - 337,000 Viewers [September 26] 30,000
S4E16 - 644,000 Viewers {175,000}
S5E17 - 314,000 Viewers [October 3] -23,000
S4E17 - 625,000 Viewers {-19,000}
S5E18 - 299,000 Viewers [October 10] -15,000
S4E18 - 521,000 Viewers {-104,000}
S5E19 - 328,000 Viewers [October 17] 29,000
S4E19 - 658,000 Viewers {137,000}
S5E20 - 382,000 Viewers [October 24] 54,000
S4E20 - 554,000 Viewers {-104,000}
S5E21 - 395,000 Viewers [Halloween 2015] 13,000
S4E21 - 580,000 Viewers {26,000}
Why are the ratings lower?
>>25321979
BecauseTV ratings doesn't matter.
>>25321979
maybe they're pushing EQG too hard
>>25321979
Hiatus
>>25321945
fine then anon when you are a horse, you can go with the other anons into the horse dress machine with the dress horses over there --------------------------->
and I will go with the non-dress horses and hang out with all the other amazing clothesless horses over here <------------------------------------
I am going to draw a big line in the middle adn everything
>>25321867
bahaha
>>25321979
New channel
Lack of advertising
Streams
YouTube
5 year old show
>>25321997
yeah well
just don't get any of your stupid chalk dust on my pretty dress when you draw the line
>>25321995
Is it fair to say that Discovery Family is incompetent at advertising?
>>25321997
But horse dicks and mare bits will be flopping everywhere.
>tfw the even the comic is full of lesbians
It might just be me, but I'm not as into the show as I was when I started.
>>25322022
That too. Plus they spoil certain parts. I don't even watch the previews because of it.
>>25321941
Why?
Because it reminds you that Sunset is off having tons of fun with friends, while you sit at home alone and sad?
>>25322016
the line will be sprayed on
that is how real it will get
>>25321997
What if I want to be a naked diamond dog? Can I hang out with the naked ponies?
>>25322038
that's probably true for many, but I still love watching and talking about it a lot
And good episodes still really get to me, like that CMC one recently
>>25322053
For the last time, you have to live underground and never talk to any of us ever again
>>25322029
We need more lesbians in MLP. Children need to be taught that they can be gay and lez out if they want.
>>25322075
We need homosexual stallions first.
>>25322048
I'd really rather be alone and sad than at a meth fueled scat party
>>25322080
But lesbians are cute, gays aren't.
What if Noi is the Orange's long lost daughter? Compare her mane and coat color to Aunt Orange's.
>>25322080
Lesbos are cuter.
>>25322093
one day I'm have that life, you'll see
>"....Hmmm.."
>"Thesh. Are NOH gwapesh."
>>25322098
She is Carrot Top's sister
so whoever Carrot pones mom is
>>25322106
Not with that English.
Do you think Crystal Ponies snack on their own manes sometimes? I mean, they are made of rock candy, right?
>>25322128
I left out a "gonna"
whatever Twilight, you don't need to be smart to be a cute mare
just look at Fluttershy
>>25322131
You know what I think? I think crystal poniescan be pretty cute
No wonder Mac gets all the mares. Being a stud is in his blood.
>>25322131
Pony manes and tails in general are pretty tasty, so probably.
>>25322145
>you don't need to be smart to be a cute mare
This. As long as they can look adorableand take care of their owners' needs, they're good.
>>25322069
Anon just because I want to be in a dank, musky diamond dog cave and knotted by multiple dogs doesn't mean I want to spend the rest of my life in a cave.
![[Generic anime music starts playing].gif](https://i.imgur.com/J3Od5fF.gif "[Generic anime music starts playing].gif")
>>25322103
I can't believe Applejack was a heartless robot this entire time.
>>25322234
Ponies have no hearts. They are photosynthetic life forms.
>>25321878cock growth, public, excessive cum
please describe this pony's personality, likes, dislikes, goals, and purpose
Would youa human waifu or a pony waifu?
>>25322252
That's why they love the sun so much!
>>25322256
princess
pink
wife
babysitter
enjoys doing a little shake and flying to the castle
>>25322256
milf
>>25322256
Pink, pink, positive growth in toy sales, negative growth in toy sales, toy sales, toy sales
>>25322264
Yes.
>>25322256
I don't see any pony :^)
![ultramare_by_ncmares-d9eyo6d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cMeJyD7.jpg "ultramare_by_ncmares-d9eyo6d[1].jpg")
That's a lot of Ultra Mare
>>25322330
unf
>>25322307
^:)
>>25322256
>Is pink
>Came the fuck out of nowhere
>Used to babysit Purplesmart
>Married her brother who also came the fuck out of nowhere
>Is also the heir apparent to a city state that literally came the fuck out of nowhere
>Is thinner than a stick insect
>Makes a good improvised weapon
>Currently pregnant
>Could possibly destroy Equestria at any moment
That's all I know.
HI, ANON! I'M HERE TO BEGIN THE APOCALYPSE!
What is it about ponies that brings out the worst in you people?
>>25322372
Don't ask me. Ask the ponies.
>>25322330
I want to relieve a really tired and overworked pony's stress
With my mouth
>>25322346
In short:
>designed by committee
>>25322400
They bring out the manchild in everyone.
>>25322416
Hey, does that make her a camel?
https://derpiboo.ru/1015699
>>25322416
I really want a Charlie Sheen pony, he can be Panka's unconventional uncle who works in a rock 'lab' instead of on a farm.They all learn a valuable lesson about knowing ones limits from him, and also that if you're going to stiff a hooker, make sure their pimp isn't closeby.
>>25322103
DA NOIV
>>25322446
>tfw sunfag
>tfw most 'art' of her I have saved is just screenshots from the show
>tfw most art of her out there is shit anthro or exaggerated bimbo shit
>>25322478
Charlie Sheen is way too much of a dick to do a cameo for less than like $3 million
>>25322478
>rock 'lab'
Tee hee
>>25322512
He's a dated reference anyway
>>25322093
>>25322101
Well, good friends are cute, but what about lesbians?
>>25322446
unf yes
Filly dodged your attacks.
ACT>ANON>FLIRT
>>25322532
Well, filler assets are cute, but what about lesbians?
>>25322573
FLIRT with filly
>>25322622
Filly became immobilized with shyness!
>>25322446
Looks like she wants a kiss.
>looking up information on chiropractic stuff
>stumble into a section
>about BOOP
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vertebral_subluxation
I need a picture of Marker as the MLPG headquarters internal chiropractor. She needs to be booping backs and gettin cracks
>>25322728
I don't think I'd let an unlicensed pony perform that kind of maneuver on me
Filly says the take your passion, and make it happen.
I want to touch them.
Drew the horse bottom.
>>25322781
Can I touch her instead?
>>25322688
GET filly
>>25322781
Oh my god I love your draws so much
You got a tumblr or something?
>>25322688
hhngg
>>25322778
>>25322781
Those are some soft looking rocks
>>25322781
That is one grumpy bottom
>>25322781
Wow that must be some extra tough glass.
>>25322781
Must
touch
>>25322781
Too much rock soup
>>25322778
She does seem a little hypersensitive
>>25322781
I bet Limestone used to be a nice, normal pony
But then Pinkie just kept going up on Holder's Boulder all the time, never listening, never stopping
It's enough to drive a mare mad
So when's the new comic out?
>>25322900
human poses disgust me
>>25322900
>>25322914
>>25322924
Here is a pony
Would you?
>>25322940
No
>>25322890
>Pinkie
>implying it wasn'tTrixie
>>25322940
Not really.
>>25322940
sure I'd adventure with her
>>25322940
>>25322958
God I forgot how fucking rubbish those Rainbow Power™ designs are.
Good thing they only showed up briefly in the S4 finale and in one of Lunas dreams for a few seconds.
>>25322980
that would have been a fun little callback, like even if it was just like a broken wand or discarded hat in the trash
>>25322996
What did you expect, it's meant to sell toys to four-year-old girls
How do you think the show should end, MLPG?
Chances of the season finale being one of the lowest in ratings in the show?
>>25323016
"We're so sorry"
>>25323016
The inevitable "Goodbye" episode.
It would be sad as fuck.
>>25323030
It would end like a normal ep
>>25323030
i don't want to think about it
pony forever
>>25323030
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiTVSjlTcvc starts playing
>>25323038
>everyone's laughing
>except Pinkie
>>25323016
Cut to black in mid sentence
I have to go on a stupid trip Saturday, and will mess the episode.
What do?
>>25323064
episode will still be here when you get back
>>25323064
Welcome to the club.
>>25323188
>>25323064
anon you already bitched about this earlier
quit blogging
>>25323064
It seems like this Saturday is going to be hard for a lot of folk
Filly knows you're into lolis.
>>25323235
I'm going to fuck that filly into bed
>you will never date Derpy
>>25323305
Pony wants to go toMexico.
>>25323333
Quads confirm shipping Flutternut x Anon(>>25323305)
>>25323333
i would date a pony
>>25323363
And then what?
>>25323389
i would kiss a pony
How can you say you love your waifu if you wouldn't even suck her dick?
>>25323426
if my "waifu" has a dick, she is not my waifu and is an imposter
I would kill the imposter and find out where they hid my waifu
>>25323419
A-and then?
>>25323452
i wouldponya pony
>>25323452
I would marry pony.
>>25323476
>>25323465
WHOA
IS THIS LEGAL?
https://derpiboo.ru/1015725
>>25323492
I would think so, so long as she said yes.
>>25323540
and then coco coco'd
>>25323426
I would spend entire hours worshipping my waifu's dick
I'd let her go all the way and fuck me silly with it, too
>>25323492
After marriage it is.
>>25323540
Am I really supposed to pet girls before telling them I like them?
Oh no, not me.
I never lost the pon.
>>25323467
>two ponies kissing
>in the shittiest generation
>the shortstack generation with no stallions at all
My boner did not plan for this
>>25323251
But I'm not, I'm in to fillies.
>>25323569
You just tell them its a human thing.
So is touching their butt. Thats how we say hello.
>>25323575
THAT'S MY PON.
>>25323558
YES, SHE'S TOTALLY STONED, NOT JUST A STEREOTYPE
>>25323581
Behold, the first ever MLP animation
>>25323606
Ancient horses. Probably older than Celestia.
>>25323633
Yet still clearly "pony"
The G1 ponies where totally lesbeans for each other.
>>25321926
only if its pony meth, which has no negative side effects
and only if its pony scat which is cake and cream cheese buttercream frosting
>>25323648
I think they were more animal and child-like too.
Silly Applejack! Eating the green mans apple like the greedy little appleslut she is.
>>25323666
I can't believe Applejack is dead.
>>25323658
>pony scat which is cake and cream cheese buttercream frosting
So... Ponies eat faeces and turds, and shit out delicious food?
>>25323666
She'll wake up won't she?
>>25323689
Applejack is with her parents now.
>>25323678
The original inbred retard Applejack?
>>25323687
And I thought they were vegetarians.
>>25323687
weed_muffins.jpg
>>25323584
But fillies are lolis.
>>25323701
I shall have to wake up pone.
>>25323722
Like jacking off to the "adults" is much better
>>25321979
I told you attendance dropped after Tanks and Griffonstone. That's around the time the thread got slower too
>>25323738
The ratings were always shit
>>25323723
But will yougrab a brush and put on a little make-up
>>25323810
I've always really loved this one.
>>25323829
Would you be oral hygiene buddies with her?
>>25323931
Some ponies are worth brushing for, Anon.
>>25323973
As long as she takes better care of her teeth than her house.
>>25322346
How to fix Cadance:
>Make her a Unicorn
>Make a passive mention about her in the season"Where did you learn that want it need it spell Twi?" "An old foal sitter."
Really those are my biggest gripes about her. I don't mind that she's a pretty pink pony princess but do something interesting with her (I like the "with a bloodlust," angle they had with the episode with her and Discord)
>>25323986
Usually the maid cleans up but it was his week off.
>>25323997
Nah, she still should have dropped down an executive-driven ditch, along with SA
>"Zzz..i'm the flyin dutchmare...Zzz..I'M the flyin dutchmare..Zzz.."
>>25324063
Minuette probably had all kinds of crazy pony parties that week, too.
>>25324075
There is literally nothing wrong with Shining Armor
>>25324128
You know damn well Twilight was clearly intended as an only child
>>25324128
i think SA is ok if you ignore all comic canon about him
>>25324128
WrongHe's married
>>25324148
I'm afraid I don't know anything of the sort
Mind giving me some evidence to support your claim?
The ponies are very little.
Very little.
The humans are littler still.
>>25324176
I thought they were normal little.
>>25324167
Every ep beforehand
>>25324176
That would explain Celestia, maybe
>>25324182
What humans?
>>25324189
>They'll shower us with apples
What did she mean by this?
>>25324182
What?
Humans aren't smaller than ponies; don't be silly!
>>25324202
EqG should not count in any way
>>25324200
Fetish
>>25324202
What's the maximum pony capacity in Adagio's hair?
pony squeezed your butt
>>25324253
Infinity
Her hair leads to another realm if you delve deep enough into it
>>25324253
She is only a "teenage girl"
>>25324254
Squeeze pony's butt back.
>>25324254
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE
>>25324295
That's not a butt
>>25324272
>Her hair leads to another realm if you delve deep enough into it
I'd delve deep into ponies realm.
>>25324316
Lewd
>>25324344
TV-Y
>>25324296
Both hooves
>>25324365
I was hoping it would involve the mouth
>>25324373
The sound I make when I come
Make sweet music with pony.
>>25324437
How many ponies before your lust for hugs is sated you monster?
>>25322728
>Unfortunately, the BOOPers seem to think that those who do not embrace the totality of BOOP philosophy are merely non-BOOPers
