Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.
Gemima's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/FFVMA7pn
Version: 1.3
Recent updates: Old HP system is back.
For new players: Post the nearest three items to your LEFT excluding computer accessories, then post what race you'd like to be (Earth Pony, Pegasus, Unicorn).
>>27347235
>Subconscious edition
I'm already getting bad vibes.
Run over to meat bag and light the cadle with the spear to help thaw him out.
>>27347241
Information on Metronome
>>27347260
>Cadle
I meant candle.
>>27347235
Well, time to make a better(?) weapon. Take SP/TW, and melt the two with the laser pistols. After melting them, use Levitation beta to mold and form the molten blob of metal into a bigger version of SP/TW. I call this Star Platinum: The World. Too long; didn't read version: Melt SP/TW, use levitation magic to combine and form the molten metal into SP: TW.
>>27347273
You know, I change the name. Name the new weapon The World Over Heaven.
>>27347287
STOP
MY INNER DIOSHIT CANT TAKE IT
>>27347295
Hehe. Salty. Okay, Star Platinum: The World it is. That's better for me.
>>27347260
Somepony wuvs me. Much obliged.
>>27347260
>Suitcase lights the candle, and begins thawing Meat King from his preservation chamber.
>>27347267
>Ember inquired about the Metronome.
"This is a very useful tool that can give you a larger chance of critical and more powerful hits in battle when your post's numbers are in tandem with what the metronome gives out! It sets and resets on its own."
>>27347273
>Jack Frost radiates and combines his weapon into itself.
>>27347364
Continue thawing meat out of the ice.
>>27347364
Make the trade then.
Follow Jack afterwards
>>27347364
Alright, read up the stats to Star Platinum: The World.
>>27347364
Re List the Trades possible for the Cats Tail with Birdfriend
http://www.strawpoll.me/10198166
Hey guys, I appreciate your declination of the HORSE System last night-- I was a bit drunk. However, I've created this over the course of a hangover, and hope you can give a bit more feedback.
>>27347364
/inv
Let's see what shit we don't need.
>>27347377
>Suitcase continues thawing the meat...
>>27347391
>Ember traded the Magnet for the Metronome! She then follows Jack.
>>27347405
Same stats, ATK +12.
>>27347506
>Fruitanon tries to trade the Cat's Tail.
"..."
[You can trade this item for the Hacksaw, the Box Cutter, or the Shovel.]
http://www.strawpoll.me/10204354
>>27347530
Hm. /inv and check out the metal door.
>>27347530
I sit like a good pony and sleep with the shield tied around me with the shield facing up
>>27347526
N O
N
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>>27347530
While the /inv pops up, I'll take a single moment to work on the Mechsuit.
>>27347530
Continue thawing out meat king bag person.
>>27347530
Stand by the boss door.
>>27347530
Inspect Shovel
>>27347526
There are a couple of problems.
A) The health system is fine as it is, your just making it too complex.
B) The Exp. system needs to be tested on lower level minions before it's deemed good or bad.
C) If the host goes afk (which he often does) the entire system is obsolete.
D) We don't really want robot bits in us.
>>27347530
I have the Rake equipped correct?
>>27347639
A.
Manhorse is making it too complex for what is worth.
And I don't give a damn about the EXP problem.
>>27347662
As in,current EXP system is fine.
>>27347639
A) This is actually making it simpler. With percentages, you can strategize plans better.
B) I agree, the EDS should be tested a bit, but I've heard a lot of bitching about kill stealing, and I think rewards based on what you actually did seems like a correct way to do things.
C) The host can give temporary ownership to a trusted partner or comrade.
D) It's not like it's going to destroy you. Besides, we're all going to be mutated fucks in the end at this rate.
>>27347709
>Besides, we're all going to be mutated fucks in the end at this rate.
Implying?
>The host can give temporary ownership to a trusted partner or comrade.
That will obviously be Morky.
>This is actually making it simpler. With percentages, you can strategize plans better.
Elaborate.
>>27347709
Hey man, if I wanna be mutated I'll pray to Tzeentch.
>>27347556
>>27347526
/inv
Farmers' Revenge II (E)
Silver Chariot (E)
Blood Moon Pendant (E)
Metal Wig (E)
Replica Katana (E)
Jacket (E)
Chargin' Shield (E)
Launch Mechanic (u)
Crowbar (E)
Violet Charm
Sunglasses (E)
Wooden Hatchet (E)
Iron Armor (E)
"The Hammer" (E)
Crystal Bracelet
Card x42 (6s)
Trail Mix (100%)
Stoneguard Chestplate (E)
Candle
Bullet x295
"Hyper Eye" (E)
Mouse Pad
Mouse
Glass Bottle (full)
Magnet
Full Medium Sack (5/5)
-Key
-Easy Chair
-End Table
-Smartphone (100%)
-Medieval Shield (E)
Full Giant Sack #1 (15/15)
-Sludge Slugger (E)
-Brutal Mace (E)
-Laser Pistols (F:125)
-Blocker Pad (E)
-Heavier Iron Rod (E)
-SP:TW
-Electron Spear + amp (E)
-Power Bracelet (E)
-The Cat's Tail
-Pliers
-Small Pliers
-Medium Screwdriver
-Large Screwdriver (E)
-Blanket
-Unknown Drink
Full Cardboard Box (10/10)
-Electrical Parts
-BAR 4 (E)(15)
-BAR 5 (E)
-Medigun
-Electrical Parts
-Rake
-Bubble Solution
-Matchbook (12m)
-Bayonet (E)
-UAV
Full Giant Sack #2 (15/15)
-Sesame Seed x50
-Leather Jacket (E)
-Offensive Patch (E)
-Bandana (E)
-Cowbell (E)
-Melting Bottle
-Bowl Helmet (E)
-Glasses (E)
-Battery (dead)
-LED Lantern (E)
-Mask (E)
-The Cat's Tail
-Inhaler (200)
-Gauze
-Ear buds
Apple Suitcase (9/10)
-Traffic Cone (E)
-Vest (E) (82%)
-Heavier Bracelet (E)
-Eagle Necklace (E)
-Iron Spike
-Deck Knife
-Biggest Can of Beans (60%)
-BAR 7
-Awesome Bleach
>Jack Frost investigated the metal door. This will take more than one pony to lift...
>>27347566
>Morky is guarding in his sleep.
Morky equipped the Rake.
>>27347597
>Suitcase thawed Meat King!
>>27347610
>Ember is standing by the boss door.
Too many lines.
>>27347637
>Fruitanon inquired about the Shovel.
"A rather blunt weapon, this can sometimes knock out enemies for three turns or something like that. It's a 4% chance or something, though, so don't rely on it."
>>27347761
Put Meat King on my back and haul him back to the team 'cause I'm a nice mare.
>>27347761
I sleep.
Does sleeping restore health?
>>27347761
Help Jack with lifting the door.
Equip Metronome,if it can be equipped.
>>27347723
I would rather it be someone experienced in combat, like Jack or Krono or someone else who isn't new. No offense to newfags, this is just a kinda big thing.
As for the percentages; imagine three guys are Fine, Hurt, and Injured respectively. Of course you're going to put the strongest guys first and heal the beaten. But if you have them 82%, 55%, and 23%, you can heal them to certain points (like 23% to 40% using a specific amount of the potion, and 55% to 80%), place them in different areas according to how much they can take, and so on.
>>27347761
Give him all the Cards.
>>27347761
Alright, use the laser pistols to weld the Iron Spike onto SP:TW, making it more powerful.
>>27347782
>Implying I'm not experienced in combat
>>27347748
Knowledge is power...
as well as losing your mind and becoming a spawn of the dark gods.
>>27347811
I'm guessing this is Meat?
>>27347761
Info on Hacksaw
>>27347773
>Suitcase hauled Meat King back to where the team was congregating.
>>27347774
Very slowly, it does.
>Morky continues sleeping...
>>27347778
No, it cannot be equipped.
>Ember helped Jack Frost with lifting the door. It's beginning to budge...
>>27347782
>The 2nd Manhorse tried to trade in all 42 cards.
"Let me see what I can do."
[You can trade this item for the Dice, the Pebble, or the Eraser.]
>>27347785
Error: Ember currently has that equipped.
>Jack Frost lets go of the door, and it shuts aggressively on Ember.
>>27347824
>Fruitanon inquires about the Hacksaw.
"This weapon is purely for melee. It deals ravenous damage up close, but is shit for guarding."
>>27347773
You're all heart. I appear to be thawed now.
>>27347861
Fuck. Cast levitation beta on the metal door.
>>27347861
LIFT WITH ALL MYDragonSTRENGTH!
>>27347861
Reloading the BAR 4.
>>27347861
Equip the deck knife.
Also offer up the vest and the mask, don't forget to do the bambi eyes.
"Excuse me, Mr. Topar. What can you give me for these?"
>>27347861
I cast levitation on the door to help lift it while I inspect the rake
>>27347861
Box cutter investigationing
>>27347878
>Jack Frost cast Levitation Beta on the door. It lifted up again...
>>27347879
>Ember lifted the door until it locked!
The boss room is now open!
>>27347889
>Meat King reloaded the BAR 4.
>>27347899
>Suitcase unequipped the Bat-tle Axe and equipped the Deck Knife, then traded in the Vest.
"Let me see what I can do."
[You can trade this for the Yogurt, the Plate, or the Stapler.]
>>27347902
>Morky aids the lock effort by casting Levitation Alpha on the locked door.
Rake - DEF +1, ATK +4.
Trees hate it.
>>27347913
Fruitanon inquires about the Box Cutter.
"It's a sturdy blade, albeit small. Great for up-close and personal contact."
>>27347938
/stats
>>27347938
Should I be fighting the boss?
I mean,I'm level 2.
Stand outside the door to wait.
>>27347938
Welp. Cast Shield alpha on Ember.
>>27347938
Trade in Cat's Tail for Hacksaw.
Follow Ember into Boss Room.
>>27347861
>>27347938
Trade for Dice, hand over the Magnet.
>>27347938
Inspect the plate.
>>27347966
Don't worry about it. Just fuck up the boss.
>>27347966
>>27347938
Fuck it.
Go into the room.
>>27347973
Magnet is already gone.
>>27347981
Fuck.
>>27347973
Just trade for Dice.
>>27347950
/stats
(8)T2M-2/1077 H1 R1 (E: BAR 3, Stoneguard Chestplate, Iron Armor, Hyper Eye) (KOs: 1)
(19)JAF-1/4972 Sa Ha Pa s^ d^ Ea Eb Po Hb (E: Silver Chariot, Power Bracelet, Metal Wig, Blocker Pad) (KOs: 2)
(17)FRU-1/3949 H3 R2 E2 (E: BAR 5, Battered Helmet, Blood Moon Pendant)
(12)STC-1/2077 Ac Sc Oc Hc (E: Deck Knife, Vest, Cowbell) (KOs: 2)
(8)MKK-1/1032 Ha Sa Pa Sb(E: Large Screwdriver, Sunglasses)
(9)KRO-0/1225 H1 R1 T1 (E: Sludge Slugger, Leather Armor, Cowbell, Offensive Patch) (KOs: 4)
(9)DAL-1/1149 Ka Ra Ha (E: Brutal Mace)
(4)MOR-1/298 La Sa (E: Medieval Shield)
(4)MEA-1/245 (E: Crowbar)
(2)EMB-1/55 (E: Iron Spike, Leather Jacket)
>>27347966
>Ember is waiting.
>>27347968
>Jack Frost cast Shield Alpha on Ember!
A 3-hit physical shield enveloped Ember's body.
>>27347969
>Fruitanon traded in the Cat's Tail for the Hacksaw, then followed Ember to nowhere.
>>27347973
Error: Magnet has already been traded for Metronome.
>The 2nd Manhorse traded the 42 Cards for the Dice!
>>27347976
>Suitcase inquired about the Plate.
"It serves as both an offensive item and a defensive item. If you throw it, it hits people. If you hold on to it, it blocks shit. Eh?"
>>27347981
>Ember waltzed into the boss door.
2 turns left to enter the b0ss room.
I've looked in the previous threads to learn and saw these things called badges
What do they do?
>>27348007
Look around the boss room.
>>27348007
Work on Mechsuit.
>>27348007
"Sorry kinda gotta go..."
Keep the vest and run into the boss room.
>>27348007
run into boss room
>>27348007
Roll into the b0ss room.
>>27348038
Special items that have different effects.
>>27348007
I step into the room and ready up by putting my shield on and holding the rake out, ready for battle as the RAKE KNIGHT!
>>27348038
>Ember looks around, and sees a wooden door straight ahead, and two passages to the left and the right. There's also a sign on the wall dead ahead.
>>27348067
Error: You can't type with those clunky hooves of yours.
>>27348068
>Suitcase cancels the trade as SHE runs into the boss room.
>>27348080
>Fruitanon runs into the boss room.
>>27348089
>Jack Frost rolled into the boss room.
>>27348096
>Morky donned his shield and rake as he entered the boss room.
>>27348115
Read sign.
>>27348115
I look at my friends that are in the dungeon, besides Ember.
>>27348115
Entering boss room.
>>27348115
Check out the wooden door.
>>27348115
Inspect the cowbell around my neck.
>>27348159
Doesn't Krono have it?
>>27348179
According to /stats we both have it.
>>27348115
Shouldn't (4)MEA-1/245 (E: Crowbar) read (4)MEA-1/245 (E: BAR 4)?
In either case, quipping the BAR 4 just to be safe.
>>27348241
EEEEEquipping, that is.
>>27348125
>Ember read the sign. It appeared to have been intentionally destroyed. What remains reads:
" -- Laboratory Ahead -- "
" -- Keep caution! -- "
>>27348140
>Morky examines his friends.
>>27348148
>Meat King entered the boss room.
>>27348152
>Jack Frost examined the wooden door. It's wooden, all right!
>>27348159
>Suitcase inspects his cowbell. It makes noise.
>>27348208
Not anymore.
>>27348241
Yeah.
The giant door has closed.
>>27348115
Ah fuck it, equip the Iron Armor and Laser Pistols and let's do this shit.
"ALLAHU AHKBAR!"
>>27348317
>Laboratory ahead
OH SHIT
>>27348317
"Let's do this shit assholes!"
>>27348317
>>27348323
Never mind, kick the door open and go into the Lab.
"HOUSEKEEPING, BITCH!"
>>27348317
>>27348323
>Manhorse got locked outside.
Kek.
Play with the cowbell.
>>27348317
Enter lab
>>27348317
Follow the group.
>>27348323
>>27348341
>The 2nd Manhorse enters the ring!
>>27348339
>Morky enters the ring!
>>27348355
>Ember enters the ring!
>>27348391
>Jack Frost is following the group.
Suddenly, the door behind them locked, and an electrical field prevented them from going back.
>>27348401
I was with the group in the boss fight.
>>27348401
Inspect the room.
>>27348317
"Come on, everypony, smile, smile, smile..."
>>27348401
>>27348416
"Wait Morky!"
hug him tightly.
"You can just teleport us in."
>>27348401
Do this pose.
>pic related
>>27348401
As a man(horse) who is currently making an electrical field, looting this place is definitely vital to the technological tier we stand at. Anyway, let's arm the pistols for battle.
"I don't have all day to play the suspense shit, let's skip to the part where I kick your ass."
>>27348401
Hell, I might as well enter the ring, too. It's been nice getting to know everypony...
>>27348401
Try and get into the ring.
>>27348401
Do this pose.
>Pic related
Oh wait...
>>27348423
>Meat King enters the ring!
>>27348449
>Suitcase entered the ring!
>>27348431
>Jack Frost is somehow posing.
>>27348421
>>27348436
>A giant capsule with some sort of humanoid came into view. There was a wooden door with another electrical field blocking it past the capsule, but nothing else inside this room.
>>27348518
Did you miss the fact I'm in the boss room?
>>27348518
"Meat, stay back a bit..."
Touch the capsule.
>>27348518
Touch capsule.
>>27348518
"Hey, tube thing, get your ass over here!"
Shout at the capsule.
>>27348518
>>27348533
"Oh wait. That isn't in our room."
Look around the room.
>>27348518
Fire at the capsule.
"Welcome to Le' Manhorse, we're having a special on the Go Fuck Yourself platter."
>>27348518
The suspense is real
>>27348581
I wanna watch as your in the capsule and they're shooting you up.
>>27348610
What if I AM IN THERE?
>>27348576
MANHORSE YOU FUCK
>>27348531
See >>27348401
>>27348533
>Suitcase longingly touches the capsule. It looks somewhat reminiscent of someone he knew a long, long time ago.
>>27348535
>Ember touched the capsule because Suitcase was. She had no idea who this was.
>>27348541
>Jack Frost commands an inanimate object to move.
>>27348555
>Suitcase looks around the room.
A wooden crate dropped behind Suitcase's location.
>>27348576
>The 2nd Manhorse fired a beam of plasma from the laser gun at the capsule. It immediately shattered, and the humanoid fell to the ground, lifeless...
(...)
>>27348671
Take a closer look at the humanoid.
>>27348671
"Good going Manhorse, for all we know that could have been Joseph Stalin or Rasputin"
>>27348671
Someone I knew a long time ago...
Well, I didn't know Glimmer a long, long time ago so that means...
Oh, shit...
>>27348671
Look at the humanoid.
>>27348692
Guys, that capsule was Daily.
Remember? When Krono killed Daily?
>>27348713
Are you sure?
Or maybe...Scootaloo
>>27348729
Well I wasn't in the Tower so I wouldn't remember Scootaloo.
>>27348729
Maybe it's Hitler.
>>27348671
Well open the crate I guess.
>>27348671
Shit's getting weird...
>>27348738
That's a good thing
...Suddenly, as if it were just sleeping or some shit, the humanoid began to rise from the ground, amidst the broken glass and what seemed to be coolant liquid, facing away from the squad of pones and towards the other door. It had a bald head with reddish-orange skin, you could argue, with a nice purple tie and a very well-kept suit. It appears this person's left arm was now entirely mechanical, with a little band showing through his suit.
"Gentlecolts, you have made a great mistake."
His almost-british-but-not-really voice sends a chill through Jack Frost's spine as the faceless male turns towards the party, armed with its mechanical hand... Or something.AnonPones v. Subject 117
>>27348926
OH, HELLO. Use Star Platinum: The World to fuck up this old piece of shit.
>>27348926
The fuck is Not-Anon doing here?
Bash its legs?
>>27348926
"Oh hey, that guy."
Get up close and fire both Laser Pistols at point-blank range.
>>27348926
I raise my shield
>>27348926
Oh thank fuck that wasn't Glimmerfag.
INITIATE BOSS BATTLE THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RBJ4NMOBV0
Shield charge subject 117 and push him into the electric field.
>>27348926
Not attacking yet, just keeping this thing in my sights...
>>27348999
>Wasted trips
>>27348995
Nice music desu
>>27348999
What a waste.
>>27348926
Hmmmm I wonder...
Yell out,KONO DIO DA
>>27349034
>>27349046
Just jinkin' ya!
>>27348926
Let's shoot this whatever-it-is.
>>27348926
Alright, back.
Long story short, I Accidently put my Female friends Strawberry flavored lube she was keeping in the fridge into my sandwich, we had an arguement, and got Jack in the Box.
Heal Wind II on Jack.
>>27349170
>Strawberry flavored lube
>Strawderry flavored
>lube.
You know what? Don't bother. I don't wanna know.
>>27349170
>Strawberry flavored lube
>>27349198
Hey, there's been worse things to put into a sandwich.
Like Vegetables.
Disguising.
>>27349207
>Disguising
>>27349222
I better get something outta this.
Even if I am somewhere in the void.
"You know not who you spar with."
Subject 117 suddenly lunged forwards at Meat King! He landed a very precise hit.
Meat King is now bleeding.
>>27348750
>Suitcase opened the crate. Inside, SHE found a medicine ball, but the Inventory is full.
>>27348935
>Jack Frost attacked Subject 117 with The World, but it dodged before he could strike.
>>27348937
>Ember attacked Subject 117 with the Iron spike, but missed.
>>27348969
>The 2nd Manhorse fired the laser pistols at Subject 117, but they both missed
>>27348978
>Morky is guarding.
>>27348995
>Suitcase tried to shield-bash Subject 117, but he dodged the attack.
>>27348999
>Meat King is guarding.
A wooden crate dropped behind Meat King's location.
>>27349170
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Healing, lv.2 on Jack Frost!
>>27349222
We've had an issue with Disguising vegetables since Tomatoes.
Also Checked
>>27349251
Try to find a viable weakness on him.
Attack 117's tie
>>27349251
Cast heal up alpha on Meat King.
>>27349251
Run over to Meat King and use the Gause on him.
"Somepony has to be nice to you."
>>27349251
"Neither do you, Shitty Recolor!"
Terrorism wings II on Subject
>>27349251
Yep, that'll learn me. Opening fire on Subject 117.
>>27349251
I swing the rake at his chest
>>27349251
Oh fuck he's precise.
Toss the pistols back, attempt to fuck him up CQC style.
>>27349251
>>27349272
Actually scratch that since Meat King is being healed.
drop the earbuds and slash at the Subject.
>>27335836
>>27335836
>>27335836
We have an unofficial thread for a reason.
"Watch where you step."
Subject 117 attacked Jack Frost with a freezing blast! His shield blocked the attack!
>>27349269
>Ember attacked Subject 117's tie with the Iron Spike, but missed.
>>27349270
>Jack Frost cast Heal Alpha on Meat King!
>>27349272
>Suitcase bandaged up Meat King with the gauze.
Meat King's bleeding stopped.
>>27349273
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Terror, lv.2 on Subject 117!
Subject 117's DEF fell by 11!
>>27349275
>Meat King opened fire on Subject 117! He missed.
>>27349284
>Morky attacked Subject 117 with the Rake! Nothing happened.
>>27349287
>The 2nd Manhorse tossed the Laser Pistols! Nothing happened.
>>27349543
Punch "Subject 117" with SP: TW with the help of Levitation beta.
>>27349543
I shield bash him
>>27349543
FUCK NOTHING IS WORKING
Continue to try to attack the tie.
>>27349270
>>27349272
Thanks, everypony. Remind me not to do that again.
>>27349543
Opening fire on Subject 117. I'm so glad I thought to reload.
>>27349543
Wait for Morky to shield bash the subject then follow up with a horizontal chain on him.
>>27349629
On the subject not Morky.
>>27349543
Tragic Wings II
Guys, maybe we can't physicaly hit him, Try Magical attacks!
"You've merely awakened a sleeping giant."
Subject 117 lunged forward and slashed Fruitanon with utmost precsion! It's baaaad.
Fruitanon is now bleeding.
>>27349554
>Jack Frost attacked Subject 117 with a Levitation Beta infused pawnch! He finally took a hit!
Hits: 1
>>27349571
>Morky tried to bash Subject 117 with his shield, but missed!
>>27349577
>Ember keeps attacking a very weak and flappy target.
>>27349587
>Meat King opened fire on Subject 117. He just missed.
The effect of Winds of Terror, lv.2 wore off.
>>27349629
>Suitcase tried to cast Horizontal Chain on Subject 117! He landed one hit out of five!
Hits: 1.5
>>27349654
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Tragedy, lv.2!
Subject 117's ATK fell by 15!
>>27349654
"Shut up Fruity Tooty!"
>>27349677
Use the gauze to wrap up Fruitanon's wounds.
>>27349677
I swing at his legs.
>>27349677
Healing wind III on Myself.
Guard
>>27349677
Tackle 117
>>27349677
Still the battle chart is showing I'm a Earth pony not a Unicorn
>>27349689
Don't waste the turn friend
I Got myself covered
Something tells me this guy Can't take what he dishes out. Dodge loads of attacks, but he can't take many in return. Keep attacking, he can't dodge forever.
>>27349689
>>27349702
>>27349715
Welp. Punch Subject 117 with a Levitation Alpha infused punch then.
>>27349677
Do a combined melee attack with Morky.
>>27349677
Shooting at Subject $1.17 once again.
"All of you will die in this room."
Subject 117 lunged forwards and attacked Meat King again! He took more damage than before!
Meat King is bleeding once more.
>>27349689
>Jack Frost healed Fruitanon's wounds with the Gauze!
Fruitanon is no longer bleeding.
>>27349698
>Morky attacked Subject 117 with the Rake! Nothing happened.
>>27349702
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Healing, lv.3 on himself, then guarded.
Fruitanon is at full HP!
>>27349708
>Ember tried to tackle Subject 117, but failed.
>>27349713
Fixed
>>27349729
>Jack Frost tried to replicate his last attack, but missed.
>>27349749
>Suitcase tried to attack Subject 117 with brute force, but missed!
>>27349786
>Meat King opened fire on Subject 117 with the BAR 4! He missed.
>>27349811
Tragic Wings I On Subject
>>27349811
>Fixed
Thanks
I swing again
>>27349811
Celestia damn it - shooting at Subject 117 again.
>>27349811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMGS--qe15I
"You got it wrong, you dumb piece of shit. You will be the only one dying."
Do pic related to Subject 117.
>>27349811
Combine all my available chains into to one large chain and cast it on the subject.
>>27349811
Tackle once more,this time using the Iron Spike to stab 117's legs.
"Hah... Fools."
Subject 117 slashed Jack Frost with his arm gear three times! He took immense damage! {CRITICAL!}
The effect of Winds of Terror, lv.2 has worn off.
Subject 117 spawned a Cryo-Goblin!
>>27349819
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Tragedy, lv.1 on Subject 117.
Subject 117's DEF fell by 8 for the next turn!
>>27349823
>Morky attacked Subject 117 with the Rake! Nothing happened.
>>27349834
>Meat King attacked Subject 117 with BAR 4! He missed.
Meat King took damage from the bleeding!
>>27349836
>Jack Frost attacked Subject 117 with brute force! The enemy dodged his attacks.
>>27349844
That's not allowed.
>>27349875
>Ember tried to tackle Subject 117, but failed as the enemy waltzed away.
>>27349914
ORAORAORA the Cryo-Goblin.
>>27349914
Continue to try to tackle 117
I want that tie.
>>27349914
Attack Goblin
>>27349914
Grapple onto the subject.
>>27349914
I attack the Goblin
>>27349914
Position myself behind the chest that fell behind me and shoot at Subject $1.17 again.
>>27349914
*poof*
Attack Goblin
>>27349914
>agile as fuck
Yeah, this is a "special conditions" fight. Stop trying to hit and tackle him, it's never going to work unless you find an alternative way of combat.
I'm bailing from the fight, and I'm going to use the candle to hit the keys and program the Mechsuit.
>>27349914
Try to Ayy lamo myself into the boss room and slap manhorse for being such a control freak.
>>27350101
>States a crucial point.
>After we've figured it out.
>>27350101
Well, would you call my levitation-powered fist "Alternative combat", or?
>>27350101
You fucking wuss.
>>27350120
>This
>Vid Related
https://youtu.be/LTNP792ykYM
"..."
Subject 117 attacked Fruitanon with another precise slash, hurting him again!
Fruitanon is now bleeding.
The Cryo-Goblin is guarding.
>>27349925
>Jack Frost attacked the Cryo-Goblin with brute force! He missed.
>>27349944
>Ember tried to tackle Subject 117, but missed!
>>27349948
>Fruitanon attacked the Cryo-Goblin with the Bayonet, but missed!
>>27349952
>Suitcase failed to grapple onto Subject 117.
>>27349962
>Morky attacked the Cryo-Goblin with the Rake! He landed an astounding hit!
>>27349986
>Meat King fired once more at Subject 117! He landed a hit!
Meat King took damage from the bleeding!
Hits: 2.5
>>27350033
>Mikrokek joined the fight, and attacked the Cryo-Goblin with the Large Screwdriver! Another great hit!
>>27350117
>Daily attacked The 2nd Manhorse.
>>27350238
Cast heal up beta on Meat King.
>>27350238
>Attacked
Slapping is way more efficient my friend!
Also, walk up to that unknown sack of vitamin C and hit him in the face with my brutal mace.
>>27350238
Wow three out of seven hits, well hit.
Acute chain the subject.
>>27350238
I swing at it again
>>27350238
Use the Sticky-Note trap on 117
Tackle afterwards
>>27350238
>attacked on accident
k
Let's use the candle to program the Smartphone to work on the Mechsuit.
>>27350238
Attaack Cryo
"Pitiful."
Subject 117 unleashed a wave of dry ice!
Suitcase was frozen solid!
The Cryo-Goblin launched an icicle in Fruitanon's direction! He got hit!
>>27350242
>Jack Frost cast Heal Beta on the Meat King! It was effective.
>>27350261
>Daily started attacking Fruitanon with the Brutal Mace! He took terrible damage.
>>27350262
Suitcase couldn't move!
>>27350263
>Morky attacked the Cryo-Goblin with the Rake! He brought it down!
>>27350268
>Ember was able to temporarily pin and attack Subject 117!
Hits: 3
>>27350288
>The 2nd Manhorse is sloppily using the candle to attack.
>>27350401
The Cryo-Goblin was destroyed!
Fruitanon took damage from the bleeding.
Meat King took damage from the bleeding.
>>27350413
Punch Subject 117 with a Levitation beta infused punch.
>>27350413
>I said vitamin C
>The only thing orange around here is the enemy
Goddamnit Law. Just......attack the boss, I'm going to bed for a few seconds.
>>27350413
Oh, for fuck's sake, I'm forced to fight this guy?
Just try punching him, since that's apparently a logical move.
>>27350413
No XP for Cyro?
I swing at the Walkin' Talkin' Rootin' Tootin' Orange man
>>27350413
Just hope I don't get hit.
>>27350443
"Manhorse, Candle, Thaw, Now please!"
>>27350434
Well, Fruitanon is the only one with "Vitamin C", or fruit. You can see why Lawsmen thought you were attacking Fruity.
>>27350413
GUYS I PINNED HIM DOWN!
Punch 117's tie off and continue to pummel his face.
>>27350501
>Ember was able to temporarily pin and attack Subject 117!
>>27350493
NEW RULE.
Vitamin A now stands for vitamin Asshole.
Vitamin B now stands for Vitamin Blowjob.
Vitamin C now stands for vitamin Cut yourself and die.
Vitamin D is whatever you want it to be.
And vitamin E does not exist.
>>27350480
Oh no, I can't. It isn't legal for me to do anything that isn't punching, according to the game law.
>>27350518
Vitamin M is for Morky
>>27350525
>Thinks his only action is puching
>I literally thawed out Meat King with the candle he's using.
It's funny. You try to act smart by crafting shit. But when push comes to shove, you just make a fool of yourself.
>>27350550
"Sh, Manhorse is being a fool, let him be and watch the sparks fly."
I put an arm around Suitcase.
"Only if I had popcorn and a few lawn chairs and we could watch Manhorse fight the Mandarin"
"Let's speed things up a bit, huh?"
Subject 117 is harvesting for Cryo-Goblins. He spawns two more.
>>27350422
>Jack Frost attacked Subject 117 with a super-punch! He lands another hit!
Hits: 4
>>27350434
>Daily attacked Subject 117 with the Brutal Mace, then collapsed or soething.
>>27350443
No, I'm just getting lazy.
>The 2nd Manhorse didn't try at all.
>>27350465
>Morky attacked Subject 117 with the Rake, but missed!
>>27350501
>Ember tried to attack Subject 117, but failed as he got away from her!
>>27350525
Meat King took damage from the bleeding.
Fruitanon took damage from the bleeding.
>>27350583
Try and break out of the ice.
>>27350564
"-sigh- Fine. Just promise to thaw me out when we're done."
>>27350583
Charge at a Cryo-Goblin.
Punch the first one square in the eye.
>>27350583
Cast levitation alpha on the first Cryo-Goblin, and chuck it at Suitcase, hopefully freeing him.
>>27350599
>>27350583
"Right"
I light a match and whistle as I slowly melt the ice.
https://youtu.be/LTNP792ykYM
>Manhorse's reaction to Law's """""""""""""bullshit""""""""""""
>>27350616
There's something called comedic timing. Look into it.
>>27350583
Well gee, if you're getting lazy at doing your job, I'll just head out of your way then.
>>27350643
Uh?
>>27350616
Just telling you this, Manhorse also used to be a bit salty during Tower Times as well.
>>27350652
I can imagine.
>>27350639
Hey I can't do jack shit.
I'm bored,I'm tired.
All I can say is that Manhorse is acting unreasonable.This IS a boss fight after all.
>>27350652
Any notable examples?
"Watch this."
Subject 117 suddenly slammed both of the Cryo-Goblins together, creating a mask for himself!
>>27350600
>Ember attacked Subject 117 with the Iron Spike, but he got away!
>>27350608
>Jack Frost tried to cast Levitation Alpha on Subject 117, but it wasn't enough force!
>>27350613
>Morky is melting Suitcase.
>>27350643
I meant "lazy" in that I forgot to let you do that function.
>The 2nd Manhorse begins takka-takka'ing away at the smartphone, putting in the .txt file he drafted... Mentally, I guess.
Fruitanon took damage from the bleeding.
Meat King took damage from the bleeding.
Meat King's bleeding eventually stopped...
>>27350660
>>27350671
Okay, the one thing that appears in my head was the New Game+ of the Tower. Manhorse was climbing up the wall, and he got killed because he didn't heal himself, and just kept climbing. I think that's how it happened. Anyways, he said that Lawsmen was "rail-roading him" and stuff.
>>27350677
Cast heal alpha on Fruity.
>>27350677
>forgot to let you do that function.
Okay, now that's wonky wording. I meant: I forgot to not use the verb "attack."
>>27350677
Holy fuck.
Throw the UAV at 117.Distraction?
>>27350677
Patiently wait Morky to finish thawing me out.
"I don't like where this is going Morky. I bet that mask has a laser eye of sorts."
>>27350685
>Manhorse was climbing up the wall, and he got killed because he didn't heal himself, and just kept climbing.
Kek
>>27350707
Yeah. He was typing LIKE THIS, BECAUSE SALT.
>>27350677
Oh.
Look, I'm sorry, I'm just kinda really drunk right now.
If that file is done, hook up the phone and Program Panel to the renovated armor and that should be the Mechsuit. I'm off to bed. Keep that thing safe.
>>27350723
Damn, wish I was there with some roast beef 'cause that sounds like a lot of salt.
Subject 117 released more dry ice!
Daily was frozen solid!
>>27350685
>Jack Frost cast Heal Alpha on Fruitanon! It was working...
>>27350692
>Ember tossed the UAV at Subject 117. It was a distraction, all right!
>>27350695
>Suitcase is having Morky thaw him out.
>>27350739
>drunk
>post-tower
Ha.
>The 2nd Manhorse kept takka-takka'ing away.
Fruitanon took damage from the bleeding.
>>27350748
Welp. Shave off the ice from Suitcase with SP: TW.
>>27350748
Try and break out of my ice prison
"This isn't good."
>>27350756
>>27350757
Well.
>>27350748
KICK HIS MASK IN WHILE HE IS DISTRACTED
>>27350748
I light multiple and hold them close to suitcase with Levitation.
Subject 117 horizontally slashed Suitcase and Jack Frost! Suitcase was freed from his prison, while Jack took slash damage.
>>27350756
All good now.
>>27350757
>Suitcase was freed!
>>27350776
>Ember attacked Subject 117 with brute force! She missed.
>>27350822
>Morky is holding two matches with magick now.
Fruitanon took damage from the bleeding.
>>27350849
"Heh. Your own attack freed me. Funny."
Acute Chain the subject.
>>27350849
Cast shield alpha on Suitcase.
>>27350849
Throw something useless at 117 to distract him.
The mouse perhaps.
>>27350880
Oi, leave me mouse alone. You throw it, I throw you.
I smile slightly and swing at him but teleport behind and hit him.
>>27350859
This happened on the draw thread.
>>27350902
We are currently fighting a boss.
Dont make pointless threats.
>>27350911
Not a threat, a promise :)
>>27350904
Fuckin' saved.
Subject 117 fired a freezing blast at Fruitanon!
Fruitanon was frozen solid!
>>27350859
>Suitcase cast Acute Chain on Subject 117! 0 of 2 chains hit.
>>27350860
>Jack Frost cast Shield Alpha on Suitcase!
A 3-hit physical shield was placed around Suitcase!
>>27350880
>Ember tried to distract Subject 117 again, but failed.
>>27350902
>Morky attacked Ember with the Rake, but her shield negated the damage!
>>27350943
Use another Levitation beta infused punch on 117.
>>27350943
PUNCH MORKY'S FACE IN FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE
>>27350943
I mean't orange dude not Ember
>>27350943
Go berserk and start rambling on about how were fucked thanks to Celestia's way of teaching by only giving an education to 5 year olds and 17 year olds.
>>27350957
Hey Ember look at this, it was a misunderstanding between me and Laws >>27350958
>>27350943
Square chain the subject.
>>27350969
Fine....
>>27350957
Change that to 117
>>27350955
Maybe next turn try spark alpha on him.
>>27350977
I don't have that spell. Daily has that.
>>27350986
Well what spells do you have?
>>27351001
Levitation beta and alpha, shield alpha, Heal Up beta and alpha, ZA WARUDO, and some other shit.
>>27351013
THAT"S IT!
Use ZA WARUDO on the subject!
>>27351013
Jack....put...the anime...down.
