Welcome to our thread.This is where we hang around when Lawsmen is gone.
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>>27324787
>>27324787
>>27324787
>>27335836
Why are we at Strawberry edition?
>>27335892Because I'm too lazy to edit the current one
>>27335917
Or what was the current one
>Be Morky
>On a quest to save communism horse
>She's your friend and you don't want to be around Capitalists
>You won't be missed really
>Everyone is an asshole
>Your just a fly in the midst of lions
>Well a mouse really
>You step out the door of the dungeon
>Sun light barely shining through the thick clouds
>Thicker than an elephantBody
>Everything is dead, plants, animals and other pone
>The land is barren and hot
>Really hot
>You feel sweat on your brow already
>You wipe it off and start trekking through the wasteland in search for your communist friend
Can i play too?Also, /ht/ is similar to this.
>>27336105
What? Join the dungeon or write?
>>27336125
join the dungeon, i guess.
>>27336128
Since Lawsmen isn't here.
How to join:
Say three things that are to your left, your gender and race (earth pony, pegasus or unicorn)
>>27336135
Okay,
100 papers,
long computer cables
metal trash can
Male
earthdid i do it right, dad?
>>27336156
Might wanna put a tripname or some shit
We mostly consist of namefags
Bite za dusto
Thanks for letting the official thread die before I could get to it, guys.
>>27336994
Hey, I'm sorry. I was really tired, and thought someone else would do the bumping.
>>27336994
I had a job interview. Sorry.
>>27336994
You're welcome.
Bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEdBeyXGZ94
ayyyyyyyy
I wanna shoot something.
>>27337911
Then shoot yourself
Official thread going up in about 1 hour w/ weekend schedule.
>>27337951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPJVF-w0We8
>>27337951
Ow the edge
Here is a green idea
>A blond pone appears in the dungeon due to his father saving Lawsie's life.
>He tries to make life miserable and hopes to inherit Law's shit in doing so
>His name isDio Brando
Holy fuck this is overly complicated for what its worth
>>27338159
well shit I type out half of this shit three times, and everytime I got up to do shit IT DISAPPEARED
>>27338329
Remember what I said about saving it on a notepad?
I just read about the Cold War. Holy fuck, that wasn't cold at all. Anyway,
>Lawsmen is 30 minutes late
Holy nigger
>>27338612
>Not knowing about the Cold War and its prominence in Human History
>>27338612
...
>>27338612
>Not knowing about the cold war
Nigga what.
>>27338625
>>27338670
>>27338673
I wasn't very big on US History when I was a young horny fuck. It was mostly "ah cool we invaded the country and threw the indians out" and "ah cool we pissed a few people off and they flung planes into us", I think my favorite would be "ah cool some mustached douchebag killed a few million people and bailed halfway through, at least I get to listen to one cunt out of 6,000,000 read off a diary instead of learning the economics and architecture of how Hitler ran all those gas tanks and camps".
I just want to learn European history. The US is like an infant in this shitstorm of a record we have.
>>27338612
Coming soon.
>>27338730
>I wasn't very big on US History
>US History
The Cold War wasn't just about America and Russia.
This event affected the entire fucking globe.
Korea got split.
Germany got split for awhile.
Whole politics have changed.
We've gone to the moon,all because of the rivalry.And now we have a better understanding of the universe.
The Cold War affected humanity in a way that wasn't felt before since The Age of Exploration.
Jes
Cyka
bump
we finally have an almost even amount of Stallions and Mares.
>>27340332I must destroy the Mech Suit,even if I have to pretend to be someone else...Oh wait
Anyways,do the damn green m8.
Thisexistsbump
>>27342094
So. What is your full, uncensored thoughts about Manhorse right now?
>>27342156
A fucking sociopathic asshole who only thinks for himself and a select few.
Take for example the BAR incident.
I will admit,I fucked up.But he still could've just repaired the unfucked guns.Instead,he and Fruit go out of their way to almost kill me.
Jesus.Even I have standards.
What about you Jack?
>>27342156
He's been an asshole before. But trying to brainwash us is stepping over the fucking line. Even if he was joking. Sometimes I just want to find him while he's not on and snap his neck, just so we don't have to endure his violent autism any more.
>>27342187
Since I just try to gain EXP and stuff, I haven't seen him gone psycho until now. He seems to be way too temperamental and violent. I might be anti-fun, but team killing is too much.
>>27342198
The only reason I deal with him is because he makes okay things. I just trust him as much as a KKK member trust black people.
>>27342224
Well I guess we have something in common then.
>>27342237
Indeed. I feel like he might kill me if I try to do my JoJo autism or take stuff he wants to use to make Mechsuits and shiy.
What are your full,uncensored thoughts about me right now?
>>27342243
You see me spout JoJo shit occasionally and nothing happened
And if anything,hes a fucking hypocrite
>>27342244
I like ya, and I wish I wasn't such a dick in the BAR thing.
>>27342255
Yeah, that. I was focusing on taking shit he doesn't use, but he gets angry when someone uses it.
>>27342244
Apart from the communism and shit posting, both on which I can easily ignore, your a pretty good team mate.
>>27342262
>>27342264
I can't wait to just smack him in the face after I am rescued.
>>27342284
I think a good, old MUDAMUDAMUDA would be better. Oh, and a side of WRRRRY wouldn't be bad.
>>27342295
The only reason I was fucked was because Fruit got involved for no reason.
I never wanted to hurt anyone in that incident.
I Do Have to admit, The Brainwashing thing is stepping a bit Out of the line....
and if we're on this topic, what do you guys think about me?
>>27342295HINJAKU HINJAKU.RODA ROLLA DA
>>27342310
It's that "Your an asshole, but your OUR asshole." sort of thing.
>>27342310
You are a good friend from the tower, so yeah.
Also Also Part III
“Still man, I don’t get it. Who ARE we?”
>He turns to you, the same expressionless look on his face.
>”Well, Let's Recap, Fruits. We got the Good,”
>Mikrokek points to himself, you, then Jack, then Manhorse. The oldfags in General”
>”The Bad,”
>He Motions to Glimmers little group, her still trying her very best to spread the teachings of Communism, Failing in the process, Mostly because of Manhorse building...Something. Mabye it's a Teleportation Machine. Mabye It's a Mind controlling Helmet. We'll never know.
>”The Law,”
>He Points to the speakers above you, Motioning to what you can assume was Lawsmans hiding spot.
>”And the Loner.”
>He finally ends, Pointing to Krono, still in the Swimming Pool, and-
>Fuck you forgot to Drag Gemima back out.
“Hold up Mikro, I Need to do something…”
>Taking your leave from the seat, you walk back over to the pool, Krono noticing, and turning to face you, Smug expression and all.
>”Forgot your Statue, friend. Might’ve crawled in there myself if you hadn't come over.”
“Yeah yeah, Whatever you say, Edgemaster.”
>Taking Back Gemima from him, you lay her on her side, on the edge of the Pool.
>”It’s Peaceful, ain’t it?”
>Confused, you turn back around, seeing him looking upon the party.
“Peaceful? Hell, this place is anything but Peaceful. Most of the time.”
>”Look for yourself, Avocado.”
>Looking in his Direction, you can see what he was talking about.
>For once, In what you think might’ve been the first time,
>Nobody was fighting.
>Nobody argueing, Nobody destroying each other's weapons, nobody with a metal stake driven through their skull.
>They were all just….talking.
>Like a functional group of society.
>>27342310
If we are being completely honest...
No,I don't hate you.I think you're a decent guy.Dunno what you were thinking during the BAR incident though.
And what do you all think of Ember?
>>27342340
Ehhhh???? That's all I can say.
>>27342332
>About what, you can only imagine.
>The sight baffles you, and taken aback, you can only stare.
>”But...You can Imagine what this entitles, yes?”
“You mean the Massive fucking double doors with skulls carved into them?”
>”That’s...a way to put it, but yes. Calm before the storm.”
“What death defying thing do you even think we’re going to be fighting this time?”
>”Well, let’s think Lawsman.”
>His tone of voice changes from a casual one, to something you haven’t once thought possible of Krono.
>Logical.
>”This Floor was Heavily themed around Ice, right? Well, if that’s the case, we’re going to be fighting something that can benefit from the environment and temperature. Mythological or no, this is again Lawsman we’re talking about, Is going to be something around those Guidelines. Ice Snake? Mabye. Canadians on Steroids? Likely. Gigantic fucking Ice Dragon? Even More So.”
>If you had a jaw, it would be dropped.
>”It’s all about the Logistics of it, Fruit.”
>He looks at you again, realising his Mistake.
>”I Mean….Hell f I know Fruitfag…”
>He takes the moment to leave, Joining the rest of the group.
>You Follow shortly after.
>Be the Dungeoneers.
>Be Right outside the door to this boss.
>”G-Guys? A-Are we actually going to fight this?”
>”Well, I have no Oppositions.”
“I Don’t see why not.”
>Fruitanon shrugs, Walking closer to the door, Krono and Crackmouse joining him.
>”If you guys are in, I’m in.”
>”WOOO! LETS KICK SOME SHIT!”
>Jack and Manhorse rush to the doors, Joining the Line.
>”Communism! Fighting! Offsetting the balance of the party! Let’s do this!”
>But as Glimmerfag reaches the door, and invisible force teleports her out, Back to whatever depth in hell she was being Kept.
>Oh well. Shit happens.
>The party steps forward, before something that sounds like a panicked rush around a room is heard from above.
>”SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT”
>>27342349
>The Godly voice slowly calms, and the raging room sounds come to a still.
>”alright guys, sorry, My basement started to flood an- What the fuck are you doing?”
>The man with a Bowl of Fruit replacing his head spoke up
>”We’re curb stomping the Ice boss. Like the plan said.”
>The Godly voice responds, frustrated
>”WHEN THE FUCK DID I SAY WE WERE PROGRESSING?!”
>”Not today?”
>”YES! Ugh, you fucking idiots….”
>The voice gives a sigh, stepping back a bit.
>”Look I’m not prepared for this next boss battle yet. Go do whatever the fuck it is you do in your spare time. Play the Piano, Be the worst Supervillan in a Server, Something, Just fuck off for now…”
>>27342340
Being completely Honest, I Don't hate you with such a passion as most think I Do.
I Just follow in the footsteps of the other Oldfags. Building off eachother, or something.
Manhorse has been a good judge of character, up until the past few weeks, so....
>>27342332
>Manhorse
>Good
>After all we have established
Might wanna change the story a bit.
>>27342365
Wrote that Earlier today, friend.
Before the Mind Control.
Well, I'm tired. One of you guys bump the thread, okay?
>>27342392
Gnight
Anyways, I'm off.
Here, have a thing
http://www.strawpoll.me/10198166
>>27342418
>He voted for himself.
God speed you magnificent bastard.
>>27342436
What can i say? I'm a faggot.
Nini.
>>27342456
Night guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck5f9LzQmjY
Suitcase out.
morning bump
>>27342364
>My basement started to flood
kek, I remember that.
Check 3 of 4 in the official thread, y'all.
>>27346233
That actually happened?Fucking what?I was warned for something I didn't do on /pol/ this morning
>>27346233
>>27346440
I remember him saying his basement flooded a while ago, I just don't remember if it was tower or dungeon.
Law is doing it live!
>>27338875
That was an early Dungeon thread. December, methinks.
Welp
PAGE 10
God damn this is a slow day.
Thoughts on this?
Ignore the original draft (top bar).
>>27349473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaYyCx1Aqcg
>>27349473
https://youtu.be/LTNP792ykYM
>>27349473
First: EXP isn't just a single thing like you think it is. All of the time, there have been cases of people getting less or more EXP than each other. Two: What is this "STR buff" thing? Three: The HP system with percents is just a bit wasteful.
Page 7 bump
PAGE 10
>>27351344
>No new posts
PAGE 3
>>27351461
So.....
How was the boss?
>>27351663
IT WAS VERY VERY HARD AND IT MADE MY CUNT INVERSE.
Boop
>>27351676
This message made my dick turn into a pineapple
Bumparoo
am tired as fuck
>>27353298
Same, I fell asleep at 11 pm and woke up at 6. I think I have that disease or whatever to where you get none to little sleep
>>27353329
insomnia.
I played monopoly with aleks til' 4:00 which was when I flipped the table. we started at 20:00.
Fuck, I missed half of the fucking Joint green
must go do some shit.
>>27353396
Ey, I need work on writing green because I'm "decent"
Bump and >>27353529, do you want to try to do one with me, even though I'm slightly bad at it and it probably would help me write better. Your choice.
>>27353662
The thing where I quoted you or whatever the >>27353529
I mean't to put >>27353495
R.I.P. this thread.
>>27354111
Unoffcial нить нe yмpeт мoй comrade.I клянycь имeнeм Cтaлинa и кoммyнизмa .
>>27357569
What is the meaning of life then?
>>27357705
YOU FUCKING SUCK MORKY!
>>27358872
Love you too
>>27358904
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HATE ME
>>27358934
>>27358872
>>27358904
>>27358934
>>27358983
MorkyxGlim is now?
>>27359022
Do you want me to get that of which is forbidden?Vegetables
>>27359022
NO
KRONO IS MY ONE TRUELoveFRIEND
>>27359041
I'd like to see you try.
Anybody else thirsty? I brought this pitcher of cool, refreshing Orange Juice, if anybody wants some. Fresh squeezed.
>>27359055
Oh gosh that didn't spoil.....
Ummmm
ZA WAURDO TOKI WO TOMARE
YOU FORGOT EVERYTHING
>>27359066
>>27359066
Your confession of love has appeased the gods.
For now.
>>27359078
Stop it with the ant pictures
>>27359083
>>27359082
What gods?
They don't exist!
>>27359098
The Fruit Gods of course
>>27359098
I'll just let you life in ignorant bliss.
But, the numbers don't lie.
>>27359125
>>27359215
Stop
With
Ant
Pics
>>27359330
Calm yourself, I'm doing it because I "love" you
>this thread
>>27359436
Ayy, springtrap!
Expanded Alignment Chart.
Any thoughts?
>>27359494
Me = Neutral evil
>>27359505
Pic
>>27359516
"Crack is Whack"
>>27359494
Neutral moral
"If throw my allies at it. They might drown in all the blood!"
>>27359494
Hm. Either Lawful Neutral, or one of the other choices. Maybe Neutral Moral?
Gonna post this in case last thread gets archives.
Rebel is pretty self explanatory: You will have no problem breaking laws that you don't agree with.
Moral means you feel morally obligated to do good things when the choice is laid in front of you.
Social means you usually obey the laws, unless you feel it's socially acceptable not to.
Impure is in between neutral and evil - you aren't evil, but you are corrupted to some extent.
Progress so far.
>>27359589
Pic
And I need a Lawsmen pic for True Neutral.
>>27359611
>>27359436
Would you like to take part of this chart?
Lawwsie is back guys
Kewl
>>27362326
Hey spring you should really join in on the game with us.
>>27362453
Man I wish I could, but the whole tower thing really lost its magical feeling...
>>27362672
It wouldn't be the dankest meme on /mlp/ without you. Besides, you get skills and levels and shit now, and teamkilling is at an all time high.
Have to warn you though-- I'm the god of teamkilling. I teamkilled so hard I made the plot happen.
>>27362702
Manhorse United the team, just against him bump.
This why they called you the worst super villain on mlp craft?
>>27364019
Technically,my destroying of the BARs caused this whole thing to happen.
>>27364031
Glimmer, would you like some, special sugar?
>>27364351
No.
>>27364351
Huh?
>>27366571
>implying that Russia ever changedYes comrade
Progress so far.
>>27366611
Submitting for chaotic impure.
>>27366632
Impure water
Hye
>>27368049
Cri
>>27368159
Fri
>>27368245
Sci
>>27368279
High
>>27368279
Okay lets do another thing
Things that go with:
Star
>>27368307
Fly
>>27368304
TEARING PAPERS WHILE KNOCKING PEOPLES HATS OFF.....ar
>>27368318
Bill nye
>>27368332
The Savage Guy
