Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.
Gemima's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/FFVMA7pn
Version: 1.3
Recent updates: Old HP system is back.
For new players: Post the nearest three items to your RIGHT excluding computer accessories, then post what race you'd like to be (Earth Pony, Pegasus, Unicorn).
We are still fighting the spook and bots, right? Keep stabbing Ice Scout B.
>>27338902
The fight will restart.
Schedule:
Thursday - Full boar as long as we can go.
Friday - Super late start, but we'll go strong for ~5 hours or so.
Saturday - Looking at a 3-4 hour stop early in the day, but other than that, completely clear.
Sunday - Totally clear AFAIK.
Please try to keep the threads up.
Time for another session of wait.
>>27338926
I will try, but don't keep your hopes up. So, am I still in the switch room?
>>27338947
>>27338926
Same here famalana
>>27338875
According to the Strawpoll, our community voted goals seem to revolve around (in order of importance/priority):
1) Mechsuits/Special Armor
2) Voltage Weapons
3) Robots/Drones
4) Communications
5) Melee Weapons
So let's get started. You guys can help with crafting and stuff too, when not in combat.
/inv
/stats
>>27338926
Expect my full activity starting Friday afternoon.
>>27338976
How many voters?
Back assholes. So where the new guy?
>>27338980
Thirteen; the last four were at a tie with two votes each.
>>27338989
Might have fucked off
>>27339006
Maybe
am ready to use my poison liquid and shit to kill shit.
>>27338875
*poof*
I'm here. Look around the room I'm in
>>27339057
May not be time yet
>>27338875
I use levitation alpha to fling the wrench at the Ice scout A
>>27338875
Patiently wait for Lawsie to start caring about me again.Or just take a nap.A nap seems good.
>>27338926
>>27338947
Welp. Flip the switch.
>>27339091
Well, nvm>>27339112
I watch Frosted Flake flip the switch
>>27338947
>>27339032
>>27339057
>>27339112
>tfw you try to do something nice, but literally can'tWant to wait and take on the baddies with a surprise, or just get it over with and start now?
>>27339111
>A suitcase spawned right behind the snoozing Suitcase.
>>27339111
>pic
>>27339132
/inv
/stats
>>27339132
http://www.strawpoll.me/10196233
>>27339132
SURPRISE. MUST HAVE SURPRISE.
>>27339132
>Want to wait and take on the baddies with a surpisie?
What ya talking about? I like surprises, though.
>A sitcase spawned ight behind the snoozing Suitcase.
Welp, just sit down and wait.
>>27339132
suproyse
>>27339132
Get startled by the suitcase and check to make sure it's not a bomb.
>>27339143
/inv
Farmers' Revenge II (E)
Silver Chariot (E)
Blood Moon Pendant (E)
Metal Wig (E)
Replica Katana (E)
Jacket (E)
Chargin' Shield (E)
Launch Mechanic (u)
Crowbar (E)
Violet Charm
Sunglasses (E)
Wooden Hatchet (E)
Iron Armor (E)
"The Hammer" (E)
Crystal Bracelet
Card x42 (6s)
Trail Mix (100%)
Stoneguard Chestplate (E)
Sticky Note x45
Bullet x295
"Hyper Eye" (E)
Mouse Pad
Mouse
Glass Bottle (full)
Magnet
Medium Sack (4/5)
-Key
-Easy Chair
-End Table
-Smartphone (100%)
Giant Sack #1 (14/15)
-Sludge Slugger (E)
-Brutal Mace (E)
-Laser Pistols (F:125)
-Blocker Pad (E)
-Heavier Iron Rod (E)
-Star Platinum + The world
-Electron Spear + amp (E)
-Power Bracelet (E)
-The Cat's Tail
-Pliers
-Small Pliers
-Medium Screwdriver
-Large Screwdriver (E)
-Blanket
Full Cardboard Box (10/10)
-Electrical Parts
-BAR 4 (E)(15)
-BAR 5 (E)
-Medigun
-Electrical Parts
-Torque Wrench (E)
-Bubble Solution
-Matchbook (14m)
-Bayonet (E)
-UAV
Giant Sack #2 (14/15)
-Sesame Seed x50
-Textbook
-Offensive Patch (E)
-Bandana (E)
-Cowbell (E)
-Melting Bottle
-Bowl Helmet (E)
-Glasses (E)
-Battery (dead)
-LED Lantern (E)
-Mask (E)
-The Cat's Tail
-Inhaler (200)
-Gauze
Apple Suitcase (8/10)
-Traffic Cone (E)
-Vest (E) (82%)
-Heavier Bracelet (E)
-Eagle Necklace (E)
-Iron Spike
-Tuning Fork
-Biggest Can of Beans (60%)
-BAR 7
/stats
(8)T2M-2/1077 H1 R1 (E: BAR 3, Stoneguard Chestplate, Iron Armor, Hyper Eye) (KOs: 1)
(19)JAF-1/4777 Sa Ha Pa s^ d^ Ea Eb Po Hb (E: Silver Chariot, Power Bracelet, Metal Wig, Blocker Pad) (KOs: 2)
(17)FRU-1/3754 H3 R2 E2 (E: BAR 5, Battered Helmet, Blood Moon Pendant)
(12)STC-1/1937 Ac Sc Oc Hc (E: Bat-tle Axe, Vest, Cowbell) (KOs: 2)
(7)MKK-1/837 (E: Large Screwdriver, Sunglasses)
(8)KRO-0/1030 H1 R1 (E: Sludge Slugger, Leather Armor, Cowbell, Offensive Patch) (KOs: 4)
(8)DAL-1/954 Sa Ra Ha (E: Brutal Mace)
(3)MOR-1/158 La (E: Torque Wrench)
(2)MEA-1/50 (E: BAR 4)
soorpriss coming up.
>>27339175
Welp, open the suitcase.
>>27339175
>soorpriss coming up
Oh boy, this will be fun.
>>27339175
I wait.
>>27338989
Weren't we fighting someone?
>Shut the fuck up, Meat
I need to gain XP or die tryin'.
>>27339186
Surprise buttsex
>>27339183
>Suitcase opened the wooden crate. Inside, SHE found... Some unspecified drink!
Unknown Drink added to Giant Sack #1.
>>27339186
>>27339210
>Jack Frost and company pulled the lever. Suddenly, the door locked and two Ice Scouts and a Dense Skeleton appeared!
>>27339222
>A wooden crate dropped behind Morky.
Jack Frost and company encountered a Dense Skeleton and its cohorts!Surprise, new battle screens!
>>27339234
Oh so THAT is what Ice Scouts look like.
>>27339234
Oh boy. Welp, stab at the first Ice Scout's left arm with SC.
>>27339234
I open fire on the Dense Skeleton.
>>27339234
Splash some of the Poison Shit I made yesterday on Ice Scout B
>>27339234
In surprise I spin on my hooves and smash the crate with my wrench.
And I'm a unicorn and level 3, the icon next to my name is an earth pony and the number to the left of it is a 1. Not sure what the number is.
>>27339252
I think the numbers are your spells, and Lawsmen has made icon mistakes before.
>>27339265
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh okay
>>27339234
Noice battle screen.
>An unspecified drink
Hm...Proceed to nap in the suitcase.Better save it for later.
>>27339234
Attack Iscout1
>>27339283
That ungodly face.
>>27339234
Wake up, join Jack.
...the drink is either alcohol or a random drink with a fucking roofie in it...I'm gonna save that for later...
>>27339320
For me!?
>>27339320Am I thinking what you are thinking?
Ice Scout A is charging its next attack!
Ice Scout B is guarding.
The Dense Skeleton is marching towards the party!
>>27339244
>Jack Frost attacked Ice Scout A's left arm with the Silver Chariot! An amazing hit, severing the enemy's hand! {CRITICAL!}
>>27339245
>Meat King opneed fire on the Dense Skeleton with BAR 4! A perfect hit!
>>27339251
>Krono doused Ice Scout B with the radiation bean concoction! Ice Scout B was now poisoned!
>>27339252
That number represents spells learned.
>Morky smashed open the wooden crate. Inside, he found... A Medieval Shield!
Medieval Shield added to Medium Sack.
>>27339283
>Suitcase continues to sleep outside the battle room.
>>27339288
>Mikrokek attacked Ice Scout A with the Large Screwdriver! He missed.
>>27339296
>Fruitanon is accounted for.
>>27339372
Hm. Cast ZA WARUDO.
>>27339372
I equip the shield.
>>27339372
The skelly is still walking? I'll try kicking it Applejack-style to save ammo.
>>27339398
Ey, you should get a name and a trip code kiddo.
>>27339398
>>27339414
I assume that is Meat King.
>>27339372
Attack Ice Scout A
>>27339414
It's me. I don't know why the system dropped my handle.
>>27339372
Let's try this again. I Applebuck the skeleton to save ammo.
Do we have anything in INV That could be used to Melt Metal? I Have an Idea....
>>27339474
Two words: Laser pistols.
>>27339372
Chop Ice Scout B's hands.
>>27339331Depends, what are you thinking?
>>27339474
Laser pistols or the Electron Spear.
Ice Scout A unleashed a massive blast of ice and debris on all party members! Jack Frost felt a little chill, whilst Fruitanon was completely frozen!
Ice Scout B summoned a line of icicles in Krono's direction! Out of the five summoned, only one hit.
Ice Scout B took damage from the poison!
The Dense Skeleton attacked Jack Frost with a metallic fist! He took minor damage.
>>27339379
>Jack Frost cast Paralysis Ω!
Ice Scout A couldn't move!
Ice Scout B couldn't move!
The Dense Skeleton couldn't move!
>>27339388
>Morky equipped the Medieval Shield.
>>27339398
>>27339420
>>27339431
>To conserve ammo, Meat King attacked the Dense Skeleton with a prideful Applebuck! It wasn't very effective.
>>27339418
>Fruitanon couldn't move!
>>27339493
>Krono attacked Ice Scout B with the Bat-tle Axe! It took minor damage.
>>27339493That you are going to drink that concoction.
>>27339510
Cast levitation beta on the dense spook and Ice Scout B, and chuck them at Ice Scout A.
>>27339510
Do I still have the wrench equipped along with the shield? if so.
I attack the dense skeleton with a shield bash and swing the wrench at him.
>>27339510
Oh for the LOVE OF G-
Think to self on my next plans.
Think to self to use a weapon to carve into the floor, making a Shape like a Hollow Rod.
Proceed to think about Melting our Useless metal objects, such as the Metal Spike and tuning fork.
Proceed to finally think about pouring this Metal concoction into the ground area, and attach the Bayonet to the top of it, to create the Makeshift Spear.
Then again, Only thinking of this.
>>27339510
Aw, shoot. Open fire on the skelly while guarding Fruitanon.
>>27339510
Wings of healing on Fruit.
>>27339515Possibly.
Ice Scout A couldn't move!
Ice Scout B couldn't move!
Ice Scout B took damage from the poison!
The Dense Skeleton couldn't move!
>>27339527
>Jack Frot cast Levitation β on the Dense Skeleton and Ice Scout B, and threw them all at Ice Scout A! Everyone involved took damage.
>>27339538
Yes, but you can still only perform one move at a time.
>Morky shield bashed the Dense Skeleton, but slid back too far to attack the enemy again with the Torque Wrench.
>>27339546
>Meat King opened fire on the Dense Skeleton with the BAR 4! A direct hit!
>>27339560
>Krono cast Winds of Healing, lv.1 on Fruitanon, but it had no effect.
>>27339619
I swing at it with the wrench.
How much damage did I do to the skeleton when I shield bashed it?
>>27339619
Light a match, and hold it up to Fruitanon. This should unfreeze him.
>>27339619
Try to become Unfrozen
>>27339619
Attack Icecout A!
>>27339619
Equipping crowbar.
>>27339619
Slasg Ice scout B with The Bat-tle axe
Ice Scout A couldn't move!
Ice Scout B couldn't move!
Ice Scout B took damage from the poison!
The Dense Skeleton couldn't move!
>>27339629
You need to be specific on who you're attacking.
>>27339630
>Jack Frost uses this turn to hold a match next to Fruitanon. He is slowly unfreezing...
>>27339654
>Mikrokek attacked Ice Scout A with the Large Screwdriver! It took immense damage! {CRITICAL!}
>>27339659
>Meat King unequipped the BAR 4 and re-equipped the Crowbar.
>>27339671
>Krono attacked Ice Scout B with the Bat-tle Axe! He landed a pretty moderate hit.
>>27339720
The skeleton, and I asked how much damage I delivered when I shield bashed it.
I swing at it with the wrench.
>>27339720
Attack the dense spook's left leg with SC.
>>27339720
Chop Ice Scout B
>>27339720
Smiting Popsicle A with the crowbar.
>>27339720
Slap the skelly boy hard enough to spook him.
>>27339720
Guys plz
Help
>>27339794
Shut it Fruit Popsicle
This seems fun.
>Ear Buds
>A stack of sticky notes
>An electric fan
>Earth
>>27339805
Add a trip code, please.
>>27339805
And a name asshole.
>>27339805
Gender and Trip please.
Gotta do shit.
>>27339828
Guess I know who to fucking hate
>>27339832
>Mare
Happy?
Ice Scout A couldn't move!
Ice Scout B couldn't move!
Ice Scout B took damge from the poison!
The Dense Skeleton couldn't move!
>>27339734
>Morky attacked the Dense Skeleton with the Torque Wrench! He missed.
>>27339742
>Jack Frost attacked the Dense Skeleton's left leg with the Silver Chariot! Another miss.
>>27339744
>Krono attacked Ice Scout B with the Bat-tle Axe! He landed a pretty mediocre hit.
>>27339752
>Meat King attacked Ice Scout A with the Crowbar! He landed a very light and ineffective hit.
>>27339761
>Daily joins the fun and attacks the Dense Skeleton with not very brute force. No damage was taken.
>>27339805
I need your gender and a name for identification. If you choose not to provide a name, I'll give one to you (AnonPone1).
>>27339847
>>27339805
>Earbuds + Smartpone = Music.
I don't know where i'm getting at here.
>>27339849
I hold my wrench to the sky and with a mighty swing I aim for the skull of the skeleton.
>>27339847
>>27339849
>Emberfaggatory joins the club!
Ear Buds added to Giant Sack 2.
Sticky Notes x50 added to Apple Suitcase.
Electric Fan added to Apple Suitcase.
+1 AnonPone.
>>27339849
Cast levitation alpha on the spook, and smack it onto the wall.
>>27339849
Try to stick my horn into the skelly's eyesocket to get him off gaurd.
>inb4 You have shit grammer
>>27339847
>Mare
WELCOME TO THE FUCKING CLUB!
>>27339863
>>27339849
So where the hell am I?
>>27339849
Screw this. If that match is still lit, I'll defrost Fruitanon. If not, I'll start another match.
>>27339886
A spoopy dungeon.
>>27339886
In hell. Where undertale is the ONLY game you play.
>>27339897
>Liking undertale
>>27339886
I strongly suggest you take the crowbar from me and attack whatever everyone else is attacking.
>>27339903
>Not knowing who I am
wew lad
>>27339923
What am I supposed to know you?
I'm back any progress?
>>27339943
I'll just tell you. If i tell you who i am.....there will be no survivors.
>>27339954
We're just having loads of fun getting turned to ice and shit. Welcome back.
>>27339962
>>27339943
The Most autistic Being on the Planet, Ember.
Laugh at them, they're different.
Welcome to the Team.
Ice Scout A could move again!
Ice Scout A is guarding.
Ice Scout B could move again!
Ice Scout B summoned a line of icicles in Jack Frost's direction! Of the five that were summoned, only one hit him.
The Dense Skeleton could move again!
The Dense Skeleton attacked Morky with a metallic kick... But missed!
>>27339862
>Morky attacked the Dense Skeleton with the Torque Wrench! He landed a very mild hit.
>>27339872
>Jack Frost cast Levitation α on the Dense Skeleton, and threw it into the wall! It took pretty OK damage.
>>27339882
>Daily bum-rushed the Dense Skeleton, using her horn as a spear! It was somewhat effective.
>>27339886
Right now, the entire party sans Suitcase is fighting a cluster of monsters in a frozen-ass floor in a creepy-ass "dungeon."
>>27339954
Oтcyтcтвyeт Дpyг !
>>27339975
Cut off Ice Scout B's right left.
>>27339974
I though Scoot was WAY more autistic
>>27339943
Welcome to the team,I'm currently kidnapped somewhere.
>>27339975
Slap skelly.
>>27339975
Let's try smiting Ice Scout A with the crowbar again.
>>27339975
Attack IcecoutA
>>27339943
Ayy, welcome!
>>27339979
That literally means "Friend is not present". Google Transhit a shit
>>27339995
SECOND most autistic. thanks for the correction, Glim.
>>27339975
Try to be Unfrozen
>>27339975
I throw my shield like Captain America at Ice Scout B
>>27340001
What did you think i was trying to say?
>>27340000
This guy has the shit going on.
>>27340000
Rip
>>27340000
RIP enemy.
>>27339975
Well shit...
Can I equip anything?
>>27339995
>I'm currently kidnapped somewhere.
What?
Did something major happen?
Move to this Suitcase.
>>27340023
Look at the inv in >>27339175 Anything without an (E) is free to take.
>>27340000
>>27340023
Don't you dare touch my transgender Stallionfriend.
>>27339975
I hadn't noticed that Ice Scout A was dead. If it is, I'll smite Ice Scout B instead.
>>27340049
Uh, ice scout A is dead because of the quads you rolled.
Ice Scout A slashed its ice sword at Morky! He took critical damage! {CRITICAL!}
Ice Scout B is guarding.
Ice Scout B took damage from the poison!
The Dense Skeleton attacked Mikrokek with a metallic fist! He took very mild damage.
>>27339991
>Jack Frost attacked Ice Scout B with the Silver Chariot! It took some damage.
>>27339997
>Daily slapped the Dense Skeleton, but to no avail.
>>27340000
>Meat King slammed the crowbar straight through Ice Scout A's circuitry using the power of quads! It was instantly KO'd.
>>27340001
Ice Scout A was destroyed!
>>27340006
>Fruitanon isn't getting unfrozen anytime soon. Maybe a little attacking of the ice itself from his teammates would help?
>>27340009
>Morky tossed the Medieval Shield at Ice Scout B... And actually hit the enemy!
>>27340023
Anything without an (E).
>>27340049
It was not.
>>27340073
Whoops! Fixed HP error.
>>27340073
Shave the ice off of Fruitanon.
>>27340073
Defrosting Fruitanon with a match.
>>27340011
"Negative, friend", dunno?
"Hикaк нeт, тoвapищ" would be close in that case
>>27339995
>I'm currently kidnapped somewhere.
How did it happen?
>>27340073
Help Fruitb0wl out
>>27340073
REMOVE SKELLY.
Also, i forgot my spells. Can you remind me of my spells?
>>27340073
realize I Can attack my own ice, dispite me being frozen.
Catchpa was Fruit
>>27340097
/skills is your friend.
>>27340073
I grab my shield again
>>27340073
Well inventory?
>>27340073
Continue napping away the pain.
>>27340041
>Transgender Stallionfriend
Jesus Christ I'm starting to hate you.
>>27340119
Yeah. Not everyone in this place is the best.
>>27340106
Take my crowbar. Smack that skeleton with it.
>>27340096
Manhorse+Fruit=FAGGOTS
I got knocked down.Some spooky people came and a stallion carried me away.
>>27340119
Hey, new record. Another one for the wall.
>>27340119
Get yourself the fuck over it. You don't hate on my Comrade
Ice Scout B summoned a line of icicles in Fruitanon's direction! Out of the five that were summoned, zero of them hit.
Ice Scout B took damage from the poison!
The Dense Skeleton attacked Fruitanon with a metallic kick, breaking off some of the ice...
>>27340088
>Jack Frost shaves the ice off of Fruitanon, freeing him!
>>27340092
>Meat King is holding the match up to Fruitanon.
>>27340096
>Mikrokek aids in the defrosting of fruit.
>>27340097
With...?
>>27340100
No, you can't.
>>27340104
>Morky retrieves his shield.
>>27340106
Use /cmds for more commands.
/inv in next post.
>>27340138
The actual fuck?
>>27340129
Sure why not.
>>27340144
Stab Ice Scout B.
>>27340144
/inv
Farmers' Revenge II (E)
Silver Chariot (E)
Blood Moon Pendant (E)
Metal Wig (E)
Replica Katana (E)
Jacket (E)
Chargin' Shield (E)
Launch Mechanic (u)
Crowbar (E)
Violet Charm
Sunglasses (E)
Wooden Hatchet (E)
Iron Armor (E)
"The Hammer" (E)
Crystal Bracelet
Card x42 (6s)
Trail Mix (100%)
Stoneguard Chestplate (E)
Sticky Note x45
Bullet x295
"Hyper Eye" (E)
Mouse Pad
Mouse
Glass Bottle (full)
Magnet
Full Medium Sack (5/5)
-Key
-Easy Chair
-End Table
-Smartphone (100%)
-Medieval Shield (E)
Full Giant Sack #1 (15/15)
-Sludge Slugger (E)
-Brutal Mace (E)
-Laser Pistols (F:125)
-Blocker Pad (E)
-Heavier Iron Rod (E)
-Star Platinum + The world
-Electron Spear + amp (E)
-Power Bracelet (E)
-The Cat's Tail
-Pliers
-Small Pliers
-Medium Screwdriver
-Large Screwdriver (E)
-Blanket
-Unknown Drink
Full Cardboard Box (10/10)
-Electrical Parts
-BAR 4 (E)(15)
-BAR 5 (E)
-Medigun
-Electrical Parts
-Torque Wrench (E)
-Bubble Solution
-Matchbook (13m)
-Bayonet (E)
-UAV
Full Giant Sack #2 (15/15)
-Sesame Seed x50
-Textbook
-Offensive Patch (E)
-Bandana (E)
-Cowbell (E)
-Melting Bottle
-Bowl Helmet (E)
-Glasses (E)
-Battery (dead)
-LED Lantern (E)
-Mask (E)
-The Cat's Tail
-Inhaler (200)
-Gauze
-Ear buds
Full Apple Suitcase (10/10)
-Traffic Cone (E)
-Vest (E) (82%)
-Heavier Bracelet (E)
-Eagle Necklace (E)
-Iron Spike
-Tuning Fork
-Biggest Can of Beans (60%)
-BAR 7
-Sticky note x50
-Electric Fan
>>27340144
Okey-fucking-dokey! Now smiting Dense Skelly with the crowbar.
>>27340144
Thanks Skeleton.
Fuck.
>>27340130
Manhorse+Fruit=Original Tower players who do Productive Shit
Glimmerfag=Communist Shitposter who sets the team back
FTFY
Back.
>>27340023
Welcome! A few things you should know
1.Glimmer has been kidnapped.
2.We have a lot of inside jokes. If you don't understand shit then I'll try to inform you.
3.I am the main writefag here, Manhorse Invents shit and occasionally writes. Morky is... there. Glim is the communist that has feelings and shit; for certain people. Jack is the fun police, Daily is an underfag so stab her all you want. Suitcase is the stallion turned mare with magic. Fruit is a salad.
4. >>27335836 The unofficial thread is where we go when Law is dead.
5. If you ask why I'm doing this shit it's because fuck shit, I do what I don't really wanna do. But fuck it.We have no more room on the alignment chart...
>>27340144
I hit the Ice Scout B in the dick with my wrench.
>>27340144
/cmds
Equip Iron Spike
>>27340130
sp00py. Don't get >raep'd
>>27340144
Proceed with removal of the IcecoutB.
And /exp
>>27340144
Scratch that. Ember has it now. Re-equipping with BAR 4 instead.
>>27340162
Friend, Why not use the Whip?(Cat's Tail)
Also I Plan on using that Spike for something when I'm not frozen
>>27340157
Holy shit I was quite fucking late.
>>27340156
Manhorse+Fruit=Faggots who want to kill other people
Glimmerfag=A person with the bests of interests.
FTFY
>>27340177
I would list all the things you have managed to fuck up since you got in the tower.
But there's a 2000 character Limit.
>>27340171
I don't think you're frozen anymore...
>>27340177
Morky=Crack head
Glim=Communist
Fruit=Fruit bowl
Jack= Frosty the Snowman
Manhorse="Smart" asshole
Krono=Medic
Meat=Unknown so far
>>27340198
Lawsman would remove the Frosten Icon.
Also say that I'm unfrozen.
Not yet.
>>27340211
>>27340144
>Jack Frost shaves the ice off of Fruitanon, freeing him
cough cough You are free cough cough
>>27340219
I Can't fucking read I Don't have eyes.
>>27340144
Do>>27339540
>>27339175
EDIT 7:29 PM: This was a post since two hours ago. Sorry about all the waiting, I'm learning how to mine bitcoin.
Mouse and Hyper Eye (remove the lenses though, I'd like those back in case I make a simpler version) should be added to Electrical Parts. We have a pretty decent pile of parts going, which should be enough to pull off some intense shit.
Equip the Iron Chestplate, put the Stoneguard Chestplate in the /inv for the tanks (aka Jack and co.). Create and wire up a small square out of the electrical parts; a basic circuit that works like a small floppy disk, about 2" on each side. This will work as a Program Panel, which will help us through the electrical era. Now, put wireless tesla transmitters like the ones in the UAV on the outside of the Iron Armor.
This is a bit complicated; go to the notepad on the smartphone. Begin to type (http://pastebin.com/m5hTj5nm) into the .txt file, and save it as a shortcut. This, when turned on, will conduct a high-voltage shield that will not only provide me temporary near-invincibility, but an offensive counter whenever I get attacked. Save this to the wireless Program Panel.
Create a motherboard with half of the Electrical Parts pile. Wire the arms to the motherboard, which will be placed internally in my chestplate. Create three Program Panel slots on the right arm, which fits the grid the 2" ones have. On the other arm, carve a holder so put the Smartphone in. With a Voltage Shield and a UAV at my disposal, this should create easy access to everything.
That's it then. I made myself a Mechsuit; my dream since Floor 2. Nice.
>>27340211
>>27340162
So as it stands right now...
Emberfaggatory: Crowbar
Fruitanon: Iron Spike
Meat: BAR 4
Is this correct?
>>27340237
You mad man.
>>27340238
Morky: Medevill Shield and Torque Wrench
>>27340244
:^)Which part?
>>27340144
/skills
>>27340157
>Stab her all you want
nu thans dunt doo tht plz thx.
>>27340237
My god....
>>27340237
Absolute madman.
Second "Instructables" Manhorse
>>27340238
>Emberfag
>Glimmerfag
I remember there being around 5 fags at the beginning
>>27340254
Both. Anyways, I feel like the voltage shield will drain a fuck ton of power.
>>27340262
>>27340271The game is breaking my friends
And you have no way to stop it
>>27340157
Whats with the whole Manhorse is an asshole thing.
Ice Scout B slashed its ice sword at Fruitanon! He took very minor damage.
Ice Scout B took damage from the poison!
The Dense Skeleton attacked Meat King with a metallic fist! He took lotsa damage! {CRITICAL!}
>>27340149
>Jack Frost attacked Ice Scout B with the Magnetic Rapier! It was beautiful!
>>27340155
>Meat King attacked the Dense Skeleton with the Crowbar! It was a pretty OK hit.
>>27340156
ISHYDDT.
>>27340158
>Morky attacked Ice Scout B with the Torque Wrench! He lands a pretty OK hit.
>>27340162
/cmds
>/inv - Displays Inventory. This is shared by all players.
>/stats - Displays the entire team's FRS and EXP, as well as what they have equipped and their learned skills.
>/skills - Displays the skills you have currently learned.
>/tc (#1-3) Displays trophy cases 1, 2, or 3, depending on the number you put in. You can equip badges in the trophy case for extra stat augments if they are not already equipped.
>/settings - Maybe now's not the best time to change that.
>/exp - Displays EXP needed to obtain the next level, as well as your current level.
>/bio - Displays a short bio about your character. Fun and neat, for ages 3+.
>Ember equipped the Iron Spike.
>>27340164
/exp
You are currently Level 7. You need 38 EXP to reach the next level.
>>27340167
>Meat King unequipped the Crowbar, and re-equipped the BAR 4!
>>27340164
Ice Scout B was destroyed!
>>27340231
>Fruitanon thinks out loud. To himself.
>>27340237
Error: Not enough electrical parts.
>>27340259
/skills
[Spark Alpha: Flashes a bright light. Recharge time: 3 turns]
[Breaker Alpha: Breaks the lowest or weakest shield on an enemy. Recharge time: 3 turns]
[Heal Alpha: Heals one party member by 6-10 HP. Recharge time: 3 turns]
>>27340277
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I TRIED TO DESTROY YOUR SHIT
YOU'RE BECOMING TOO POWERFUL
>>27340279
Glimglam tried to break some weapons because salt, and she got #rekt by everyone in the party, like Manhorse, so Glimglam calls him an asshole.
>>27340282
Stab the dense skeleton.
>>27340237
>>27340298
>Everyone in the party
>>27340282
>>27340296
Hey, here's the good thing: He needs a lot more shit to get close to the mech suit.
>>27340282
Attack Skeletore
>>27340282
Chop the Dense skele.
FUCK YOU MANHORSE. FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAILED MECH. YEAH.
>>27340304
Well, I guess I meant a good chunk of the party. The rest stands.
>>27340282
Head over to where everyone is.
>>27340282
Use spark alpha.
>Horseman failed at his only talent
everyone point and laugh.
>>27340282
I swing at it again
>>27340282
Alright, Bones, fuck your ass. Let's dance.
I open fire on the Dense Skeleton with the BAR 4.
>>27340282
Instead of Thinking to myself, Cut Cylender Holes into the Floor, Replace Embers Iron Spike with the Cat's Tail (If she's fine with that) And Melt that Metal into a spear Handle using the Laser Pistols. Stick the Bayonet at the top of the Spear Handle.
Create the Makeshift Spear.
>>27340282
That can be arranged.
Ear Buds into a bit more parts, and use the BAR 7 to turn into iron/plastic, which are both essential parts to create electrical currents. Spend as much time as needed to turn the barrels and plastic stuff into wires, transmitters, motherboard slots, and parts in general. This Mechsuit will not fail.
>>27340330
Hole*
Just need one Hole.
Fuck.
Pour the Molten Metal into the Hole.
>>27340337
You're transcending beyond the Capabilities of the Tower.
Manhorse.
Plz.
no
>>27340337
Are you ever going to help fight or just bum the stuff we find?
>>27340282
/bio
Continue napping.
>>27340337
Fuck off those Earbuds are mine.
>>27340337
>>27340343
Oh, don't worry, I haven't even broke the game yet. I'm just dipping my toe in the water.
>>27340346
I did all my tanking in the first game. It really wasn't that interesting, so now I build stuff for the tankers and myself. I help in boss fights and stuff, though. And that BAR 7 was my creation out of the Minigun that I built out of the LMG that I built out of the assault rifle that I built out of the shotgun that I built out of the Desert Eagle I brought with me when I joined the game, so technically, I have fair use of it.
Also, there's a super good chestplate in the /inv if you want it.
>>27340377
Yes, because we have so much music down here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzgpY9Fx2xE
Enjoy the best music in the world from the best game in the world.
>>27340406
I never liked MGS4.....
The Dense Skeleton attacked Mikrokek with a metallic kick! He took some damage.
>>27340298
>Jack Frost attacked the Dense Skeleton with the Silver Chariot! It took some decent damage.
>>27340307
>Mikrokek attacked the Dense Skeleton with the Large Screwdriver! He landed a pretty weak attack...
>>27340309
>Krono attacked the Dense Skeleton with the Bat-tle Axe... But missed!
>>27340317
>Ember tried to join the party, but the door was temporarily locked...
>>27340318
>Daily cast Spark Alpha!
The Dense Skeleton couldn't stop crying!
>>27340321
>Morky attacked the Dense Skeleton with the Torque Wrench! It took very minor damage.
>>27340323
The Dense Skeleton was destroyed!
>>27340330
>Fruitanon tried to cut through the frozen floor, but that was very futile.
>>27340337
>The 2nd Manhorse scraps his own creation and the new Ear Buds, but that's still not enough to conjure the madness that is The 2nd Manhorse's Robobot Armor.
>>27340359
/bio coming soon.
Jack Frost and company won the battle!
Everyone involved gained 140 EXP.
Mikrokek has achieved Level 8!
Mikrokek realized the power of Heal Alpha!
Mikrokek realized the power of Shield Alpha!
Mikrokek realized the power of Paralysis Alpha!
Mikrokek realized the power of Shield Beta!
Krono has achieved Level 9!
Krono realized the power of Winds of Tragedy, lv.1!
Morky Maus has achieved Level 4!
Morky Maus realized the power of Shield Alpha!
Meat King has achieved Level 3!
A passage to the left of the battle has opened.
The locked door to the right has opened, letting in Ember and Suitcase.
>>27340406
If thats okay, I'll take it.
>>27340414
I look around and also equip the chestplate.
>>27340414
>All of them spells Mikrokek learned
Holy fuck. Anyways, roll into the left passage.
>>27340414
There goes my fucking Ear Buds.
Equip the Crystal Bracelet and follow Daily.
>>27340408
>Not liking MGS4
Yeah, it didn't live up to the hype, but it did deliver the ending Kojima needed.
>>27340414
Tuning Fork, Small Pliers, and Medium Screwdriver. Convert it all into Parts.
>>27340414
Did we find a merchant on this floor yet?
Walk into the passage
>>27340414
Then MELT Through the floor with Lazars.
If that doesn't work, throw the idea out of the window and follow Jack,.
>>27340414
Go left.
>>27340414
Searching the fallen Ice Scouts and Dense Skeleton for any useable circuits, bones, etc.
>>27340445
WILL ANYONE STOP THIS MADMAN?
>>27340463
How can we stop him? He is making fucking mechsuits now.
>>27340414
/stats
>>27340430
Error: Both chestplates are currently equipped by The 2nd Manhorse.
>>27340442
>Ember equipped the Crystal Bracelet while following Daily.
>>27340445
>The 2nd Manhorse keeps trashing the inventory into parts. Is it enough? Does he need more?
>>27340448
No.
>>27340449
>Fruitanon tries to break the infinite ice with radiation and plasma, but this is also futile. He walks with Jack Frost instead.
>>27340461
>Meat King tries to scavenge the fallen enemies. He was able to find a Straw Hat and a Spatula inside, but the Inventory is full.
>>27340435
>>27340448
>>27340451
>The party moves into the passage. Here, the floor turns into a solid sheet of ice, but it's super dark in here...
>>27340469Bash his skull in,he had no problem doing that to me
I SWEAR TO GOD HE IS GOING TO KILL US ALL IN THE FUTURE
>>27340282
>Just realized something
Didn't i have an Hypnosis skill?
>>27340475
Use the LED lantern to look around. Manhorse, stop.
>>27340478
I think I am going to watch the world burn.
>>27340475
Take a 30 sticky notes and connect them together.
Bam,a sticky-note trap!
>>27340463
You couldn't stop me when I had nothing but armor. What good is there now?
>>27340475
1) I actually did say he can have the Stoneguard one, I'll unequip that.
2) According to the calculator, it should be enough conductors to pull it off. Let's do this shit.
>>27340475
Use spark alpha and turn Jack's LED lantern off to save energy.
>>27340475
Follow Fruit
Law please prevent Manhorse from breaking the game. Please.
>>27340503
This is literally why I hate Manhorse
Most of his inventions end up making him OP as fuck.
I admit,some of them actually help the team.But that is besides the point.
>>27340498
....Well, where did I hear that before....
>>27340475
Walk forward blindly
>>27340475
I join the rest of the party in the passage.
>>27340475
Prevent the others from starting a Second Tower War II.
Follow Jack.
>>27340478
>>27340484
>>27340503
>>27340520
Hold on, I'm getting an idea that'll help the group, but it would be easier to explain using MSPaint. Expect an update on it soon.
>>27340521
Wait,someone else did this?
>>27340540
Glimglam, the salty horse I told you about, made a sticky-note blanket that she said was a trap, but really, she just tried to do something with Krono.
>>27340540
Glim made a sticky note blanket before. For fetish reasons.
>>27340482
Not in my book, no.
>>27340484
>Jack Frost turns on the LED lantern. It appears that this is none other than an ice hockey rink... But why?
>>27340498
>Ember took 30 sticky notes and made a trap!... Yeah.
>>27340500
I didn't start the process yet, but I will now.
>The 2nd Manhorse loans his Stoneguard Armor to Morky, then proceeds trying to create circuitboards... (1/4) (part 1 of 3)
>>27340502
>Daily tried to cast Spark Alpha, but it hadn't recharged yet.
>>27340503
>Krono is following Fruitanon.
>>27340523
>Mikrokek is walking into the unknown...
>>27340528
>Meat King is following Mikrokek.
>>27340536
>Fruitanon is following Jack Frost.
Suddenly, a mechanical noise fills the room. Looking back, the door that they entered from has now closed, leaving them in the dark.
>>27340547
Are they in some sort of relationship?>>27340553
Uh huh....
>>27340556
....Look around the ice hockey rink with the LED lantern.
>>27340556
>Ice hockey
Sweet.
Go to the stands.If there are any
>>27340556
PANIC
Prepare to fight.
>>27340556
I eat a small portion of Trail Mix. Last I remember, that Dense Skeleton gave me a good wallop.
>>27340553
Don't pin the blame on me.
You were the one who was okay with it.
>>27340556
Try to stick my tongue on the floor-ice.
>>27340558
What do you think?
>>27340556
Look at my pathway options.
>>27340556
Skate like a ballerina and pull Jack with me. And try to make him less of a wet blanket.
>>27340570
>Jack Frost looked around the ice hockey rink, and noticed some sort of vehicle driving up. He couldn't quite tell what it was yet...
>>27340573
>There are no stands for ice hockey in the Dungeon.
>>27340576
>Fruitanon is guarding.
>>27340589
>Meat King eats some trail mix and recovers HP.
>>27340598
>Suitcase finds darkness in all directions except straight ahead.
The roaring of the machine, it draws near...
>>27340556
>(1/4)
>Part 1/3
Work. If I don't say I'm working in any later post, assume I am.
"IT HASN'T EVEN BEGUN."
>>27340556
Fuck....
He is actually doing it.....
Looks like I'm looking forward to hell when I return...
>>27340605
More Panicing.
Prepare to dodge.
>>27340605
Get ready to fight. Guard.
>>27340605
"Oh boy."
Cast shield alpha on myself.
>>27340605
Run towards the vehicle with no regards to personal safety
>>27340605
Manhorse needs to make an EMP device.
Use Wings of Tradegy (whatever it does) on the machine.
>>27340605
/stats
>>27340640
Or, if there is one, shoot the driver.
>>27340605
Explore the darkness to the left.
>>27340605
Jump into the front window of the vehicle and try to use spark alpha on the moment of contact.
>>27340605
I didn't follow them, so am I still with them?
>>27340610
>The 2nd Manhorse continues working... (2/4) (Part 1/3)
>>27340619
>Fruitanon is getting anxious.
>>27340622
>Mikrokek is guarding.
>>27340630
>Jack Frost cast Shield Alpha on himself.
A 3-hit physical shield was enveloped around Jack Frost's body.
>>27340638
>Ember tries to run towards the vehicle, but Fruitanon's anxious reflexes kept her back.
>>27340640
>Krono tried to cast Winds of Tragedy, lv.1 on the vehicle... But failed! It was out of reach.
>>27340649
/stats
(8)T2M-2/1077 H1 R1 (E: BAR 3, Stoneguard Chestplate, Iron Armor, Hyper Eye) (KOs: 1)
(19)JAF-1/4917 Sa Ha Pa s^ d^ Ea Eb Po Hb (E: Silver Chariot, Power Bracelet, Metal Wig, Blocker Pad) (KOs: 2)
(17)FRU-1/3894 H3 R2 E2 (E: BAR 5, Battered Helmet, Blood Moon Pendant)
(12)STC-1/2077 Ac Sc Oc Hc (E: Bat-tle Axe, Vest, Cowbell) (KOs: 2)
(8)MKK-1/977 Ha Sa Pa Sb(E: Large Screwdriver, Sunglasses)
(9)KRO-0/1170 H1 R1 T1 (E: Sludge Slugger, Leather Armor, Cowbell, Offensive Patch) (KOs: 4)
(8)DAL-1/1094 Ka Ra Ha (E: Brutal Mace)
(4)MOR-1/298 La Sa (E: Torque Wrench, Medieval Shield)
(3)MEA-1/190 (E: Crowbar)
(1)EMB-1/0 (E: Iron Spike)
>>27340670
>Suitcase explored the darkness to the left. Here, he found a set of double-doors to HER right, and more darkness in other directions.
>>27340684
>Daily tried to fling herself into the vehicle, but Fruitanon's anxious reflexes kept her back.
>>27340687
No.
Good times coming next post.
>>27340730
Wait.
>>27340730
Work.
"IT BEGINS."
>>27340730
Oh shit I Know who this is.
Guard.
>>27340730
>>27340742
"MH can I help good 'ol chum pal?" I ask Man horse
(Click spoiler at &&)
Suddenly, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOvDTCbcHe0 began to play out of nowhere. Up until roughly :12 of the video, lights situated in the ceiling of the room begin to brighten ever so slowly, with the vehicle coming into view. It was at this point that the pones inside the ice rink could see countless ponies of ambiguous color, all guards, behind the plexiglass and out of harm's way as they cheer and watch the impending doom that is coming for the party.
>(&&)
At roughly :22 in the video, flames shot out from the sides of the vehicle, bringing about that this is, in fact, a giant fucking zamboni with a skeleton driving it.
AnonPones V. ZamBONEi
The ZamBONEi gets the first attack!
With unreal traction and horsepower, the ZamBONEi skids to the other side of the ice rink, to the applause and ungodly-loud cheering of the guards in the stands.
>>27340730
Guard?
>>27340730
Why do you do these things fruit.
Keep trying to jump on and spark alpha the car.
