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>>27197835
I really hope you fuckers didn't pick dong ring
>>27197838
>Implying Anon's song isn't a symptom of severe mental illness to the ponies.
>>27197864
I really hope you dongers don't fuck pigs
>>27197835
>mfw non-dong-ring comes first
>>27197835
I like the artist.
>>27197820
What is the saddest song he knows?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5wota5vQCU
>>27197835
DAMN YOU, RGRE!
I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME!
>>27197811
id rather snag my own lonely mare and give her and only her foals
>>27197880
BadGrammarFag is a true renaissance mare.
>>27197693
>You look to your left, the receptionist is in what could best be described as a sex coma.
>Seeing her chest rise and fall slowly you’re at least sure she’s alive. Going to prison for fucking a mare to death would definitely reflect badly on you a little.
>You two fucked for maybe fifteen minutes before she was out.
>Unfortunately your proverbial rocks did not get off.
>On your right sits a bedside table, on it a lone and empty jar.
>Well time to take matters into your own hand.
>You know the routine all too well, hell you’re a pro at with many years in the majors.
>As you you’re doing the deed your eyes drift to the sleeping mare.
>A smile on her face
>Yeah smile away, good to know you got your jollies while I still gotta work here
>Eyes drifting downward you eye her exposed ladybits.
>Fuck the magazines, this works much better
>With a death grip you piddle your peter as fast as possible
>The familiar tension building, this is going to be a big one. You can tell already.
>The violent motion you were producing had unknowingly managed to stir the sleeper as they say.
>While your eyes were locked on her lower lips, the ones up north decided to speak at the worst possible moment and surprise you.
>”You’re hard again?”
>The flood gates didn’t just open, those bastards were fucking blown to bits by some grade A TNT
>Having little control over the firing mechanism your microscopic army launched themselves through the air.
>The first volley struck her strategically right in the eyes.
>”Oh Celestia it burns!!”
>You kinda felt bad.
>But not really.
>Her yelling was probably heard in towns over as you still kept launching your future progeny everywhere.
>Some in her mane, some on the wall right behind the lamp.
>They’d probably need a black light after this to find all of it.
>On the brightside you were definitely not responsible for the cleanup here.
>>27197898
You could have said that earlier, because that's fine too.
posting request again.
anyone got the green where Anon went to the doc and asked for help with his balls from nurse red heart? They end with Anon fucking her hard. it was a nurse red heart thread. Anon ends up using her as a cumdump because its her fetish. Anon producing a lot of cum helps this.
>>27197914
>tfw picrelated
>tfw I've actually bled from intense arousal
>tfw it's because I'm ill
>>27197925
I only remember one particular story from any Redheart thread, and it wound up unfinished right before the lewd and everyone was super pissed off.
>>27197914
>>They’d probably need a black light after this to find all of it.
my sides
Why do you always turn everything to sex?
>Sperm donation.
Gay. Who would just give their semen away just like that for anyone to take.What you need to do is breed them all.One.
By.
One.
>>27197982
I don't.
>>27197985
See, this nigga right here gets it.
Sperm donation is a sham.
writefag confirming this is the real RGRE threadCompared to the other one, this thread is RGRE enough
>>27197982
Sex sells. It's an easy way of getting an audience.
>"That's enough about Equestrian history for one day."
"Gee, Twilight, I never imagined it'd be so...Game of Thrones-y. I'd better head back home, it's already dark out."
>"Wait, before you go, you should wear this."
"...What is it?"
>"It's a ring that fits around your penis. Don't worry about it not fitting, it'll magically resize itself."
"Okay, no. I'm not wearing that."
>"I couldn't stand to send a colt out the door without one! Ponyville's filled to the brim with lonely, cock-thirsty mares with no scruples."
"That makes no sense. What does it even do?"
>"It's a rape device."
"...Don't you mean a rape deterrent device?"
>"...sure, whatever, just put it on."
>>27197985
>>27197995
Sterile stallions want foals, ye heartless bastards
>>27198017
>Sex sells.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39R9YLACjJY&ab_channel=mrstone56
>>27198019
Maybe I'll just sleep on the couch.
>>27198019
>>27197982
Beacuse reasons.
>>27198028
That's what I was thinking of when I made that post.
>>27197906
>Twilight tries to be subtle in seducing Anon by giving him drinks with meaningful names
>"This one is a 'please have sex with me i'm so lonely'. I picked it out myself!"
>>27198027
>Sterile stallions want foals, ye heartless bastardsIf they want to be bred too, I'd love to comply.
>>27198033
C'mon, Twilight. You're a horse wizard; do SOMETHING to stop those guys. She obviously wants it.
>>27198089
>Magic resistance
>>27197914
>After the little misfire fiasco you were taken to another room while the receptionist got treated for her shellshock.
>She’d probably recover.
>Luckily the unicorn on call managed to get the majority of your “sample” of the mare and upholstery, hell even the overachievers who stuck to the ceiling weren’t wasted.
>”Mr. Anonymous we usually turn a blind eye to mares aiding stallions, but we must ask you to ensure your samples end up in the specimen jar provided.”
>Horse doctor was actually chastising you about where you deposited your mayo.
>You should feel dirty, but you don’t.
>Besides you filled the first jar with what they managed to recover, that’s two thousand bits in your pocket.
“So got another jar for me or something?”
>The doctor looked bewildered for a moment.
>”But you just… not even an hour ago… how?”
“Human refractory period isn’t very long, get me another jar and some nudy magazines and you’ll see.”
>Cha-ching
>>27198121
you can't produce sperm so fast you stupid fuck
>>27198089
She's so scared of the big, bad, bonobos to move and has regressed to her little, horsie instincts.
>>27198121
>Satyrs begin popping up left and right
>>27198132
Cause were going for full accuracy in a green text about a grown man in a fantasy world filed by pastel colored equines.
Just relax and breathe for a second, it might help.
>>27197994
muh zigga
>>27198017
I want religious zealot mares to come and install horseshariat to set us free from this fucking fucking bullshit,
>>27198170
>Cause were going for full accuracy in a green text about a grown man in a fantasy world filed by pastel colored equines.
YES.
>>27197835
Proposing next oppiclol jk
>>27198132
what
you can jizz a handful of times a day what are you on about
>>27198178
So Saddle Arabians show up in the neighbor hood? What are they dignitaries?
>>27198132
>>27198132
>>More than once an hour is impossible!
Just because you can't doesn't mean that 99.9% of male humans can't. Three and four times an hour is possible, might be a little painful but it's more than possible.
>>27198225 >>27198256
What, you think they will pay you even for any drop that is a result of an orgasm?
Sperm banks aren't interested in watered-down shitjizz from second comings. Your balls have to work for a couple of days for a good, wholesome, babyriffic batch.
learn2sperm fagets
As the writefag of >>27198121
I sincerely apologize about my green, apparently it has ignited a divide between Anons about the topic of sperm production.
>>27198268
You're forgetting that the Anon in the story has superpowered sperm compared to stallions, so yeah, they would pay for even the watered down stuff.
Leave your realism at the door.
>>27198281
You madman, what have you done?
You just drew more attention to it.
Derailing in progress
>>27198281
It's /mlp/, don't fucking apologize, dickweed
>>27198066
>mpreg in RGRE
>>/out/I think homo is okay, but MPREG is a shit.
>>27198137
What kind of mare lets herself get raped? I'll bet she made it up to hide how SHE raped those poor, innocent babbu human colts.
>>27198170
This. Some things are not worth getting upset over, Anons.
>>27198313
This too. You don't need to help, Anon; MLP will collapse into an autistic pile of IRL-retards on its' own.
>>27198137
thats the exact opposite of what a horse would do if regressed. it would run and keep running even if it wasn't a good idea. curling up defensively is a human strategy.
>>27198545
Exactly. She clearly wanted it.
>>27198545
>>27198493Obviously, ponies suffer from myotonia congenita.
i think we all need to get back to whats important
and thats breedin
>>27198956
Not
RGRE
at all
>>27198956
I've got just the pony for the job.
>>27198974
Im-fucking-plying.
>>27198978
>"Anonymous! Come quickly! We require snacks of a very peculiar order! Has thou restocked our coffers with pickled beets? Come, use thine divine hoof-spiders to massage mine belly whilst we lounge on the royal couches."
>>27198624
Seems legit.
>>27199377
All I can see is Luna acting full roman noble lounging in her couch with Anon feeding her grapes because of DAT purple drank.
That being said what strange cravings would Luna mom have from Venus Dads story? I would think lots of salt with sugars, so maybe something like peanut brittle mixed in with ice cream then sprinkled liberal like with sesame seed
>>27199643
that sounds oddly tasty.
>>27199643
I'd say some sort of cooked meat but that would probably be too easy
>>27199673
I think you mean Cocked meat
>>27199726
>>27198624
we bred that into goats for the lulz. how would that ever exist in a species meant to survive a world with dragons, gryphons, changelings, and anything else that lives off pones?
>>27199753M A G I C
A G I C
G I C
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>>27198763
Anon gets up on stage, plays this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buP4ZjXjOgA
Yo. If I'm up to it, I could have some fresh minotits here tomorrow. Or Thursday. But soon.
>>27200516
BNW I got quick question, I need some help on writing silly things better, but I don't do humor that well. I tell Daduncle jokes at best.
>>27200546
Ok. So, what's your weakest point, then? How do your jokes flop?
>>27200558
They flop like a beached Mola Mola. Help me senpai.
>>27200558
I usually try to set up a silly situation or try to tell a joke in the story and it doens't get much response, instead something else that I just wrote off the fly made someone snort or have a giggle.
Um...well i could try to do some humor, Anon wants to give colts a good ol' summer scout experiance, so he has them gather their things and meet him at the crack of dawn.
Dawn comes and Anon is waiting, by himself, when he starts to wonder if they slept in they soon show up loaded down with everything their parents sent them, mane dryers, hoof polishers, Thirty different types of scarves to go with the scout uniforms...
No wait that was a prompt idea...
I dunno I just like the idea of Anon that is a innawoods type teaching colts how to scout.
Silly Middle-Aged Anon would be interesting in RGRE.
>"Gruncle Anon!"
"Hey there, you little shrimps! What troubles did you get into this time?"
>"We need help on making a project about decomposition!"
"I don't know JACK SHIT about that, but it's nothing a bit of glue and hard work can't fix! Let's go!"
>"YEAH!"
Not to interrupt, but green smack down.
Remember, this is completely non canon.
>"Hurry up, the exam's about to start," Venus says from behind a podium at the entrance to the gymnasium.
"Sorry, I got a little lost on the way here."
>"Well, at least you made it. Take a seat at one of the unoccupied desks, and the exam will be handed out shortly."
>Nodding, you're about to enter, when you're stopped by magic.
>"Id first, please."
>Digging in your bag, you pull out your Alicorn ID.
"Right, here you are."
>She lifts it up to look, then stares at you, before nodding and passing it back.
>"Alright. Be seated, we'll start shortly."
>Entering the hall, you're surprised when it isn't empty.
>Cadence, your sister and for some reason, Chrysalis are there.
>Even Anon is at a desk, pencils, erasers and other test taking tools set out on his desk.
>Sitting down next to Celestia, you pull out your own pencil case.
>If it weren't for the fact that Chrysalis had the only desk next to Anon, you'd be sitting next to him, but no, you're stuck as far from him as possible.
>"Alright, now, before we begin, I'll go over the rules," Venus says, hopping onto the stack of books on the chair behind the table at the front.
>"First off, you will have two hours to finish the exam. There will be no extentions."
>"Second, any cheating will result in an automatic failure."
>"Third, should you need to use the washroom or take a breather, raise your hand, or hoof, and a guard will escort you to ensure you do not cheat."
>"Last, all provided note sheets must be turned in with your exam."
>Small stacks of paper float out to the desks, before being set down, face down.
>"When the bell strikes nine, you can start."
>Steeling yourself, you watch the clock as it ticks ever closer to the start of the test.
>The bell chimes, and in sync, all five of you turn over your exams, ready to start.
>>27200755
>At the top, you fill in your information.
>Name, date, race, cutie mark, just normal testing information.
>Thankfully your cutie mark isn't too hard to draw, not like Cadence's.
>It's not long before you have to look at the first question.
>Question 1: Does your name start with L? Y/N
>Circling the Y, you move on to the next question, feeling slightly more relieved.
~~~
>Does your name start with L?
>Circling both answers, you add an adendum to see your note sheet, where you write down further information.
>After all, your name can start with L if it has to.
>Shapechanging is such a wonderful skill.
>Moving on to the next question, you hum to yourself in enjoyment.
>Question 2: You come across a turtle on it's back, what do you do?
>A: Flip it over, B: Ignore it, C:Kill it for being in your way, even though it can't fight back at all.
>Hmn, a classic question on tests, with a twist.
>Your spare pencil ticks up and down in your mouth as you think.
>Circling A, you add another adendum for your note sheet, explaining how you would feed on it's positive emotions towards you after a bit.
>Fair's fair, after all.
>Skimming ahead, you're pleasantly surprised to find both long answer and an essay question after the multiple choice.
>Silently clapping your hooves together, you buckle down, ready to finish the exam.
~~~
>>27200640
>Anon takes up being a scout leader
>Anon trains his scouts as gurella warriors
>Whitetail woods becomes seven times more dangerous than the Everfree as a result of their traps
>Aerial spellcasting teams from the royal guard are brought in to cast defoliant spells to make the traps more visible
>Orange magic residue lingers in the air for miles around and the forrest is turned into a barren wasteland
>Even after this, ponies are still being maimed by spike pits, razor wire and other hazards
>The area ends up being burnt down by royal order
>Anon makes mad dosh from his wise investment into the napalm industry
>An industry he started shortly before this began
>>27200766
>Oh buck you are so bucking screwed.
>The first question you already know you got wrong, and your default answer of C for multiple choice seems like a bad idea here.
>Maybe you can skip ahead to the later questions to find some answers for the earlier ones.
>The more you look, however, the more you gnaw on the end of your pencil, trying to find answers.
>Giving up on that, you just flip back to the first page.
>Turtle, tipped over, what do...
>Why isn't there an option to hug it?
>The poor thing needs a hug.
>In a stroke of genius, you carefully write D: Give it a hug.
>And then circle it, since that's obviously the right answer.
>Next question.
>Question 3: Which of the following is the most important?
>A: Friends, B: Family, C: Social status and appearance.
>Wiping your brow, you circle B, thankful for the easy question.
>Friendship may be magic, but Family should be forever.
>Looking up at the clock, you immediately regret it, realizing more time has passed than you thought.
~~~
>>27200776
>Question 4: Where should you go for lunch with your daughter?
>A: Princess Sundae, B: Ice Cream Castle, C: Home, for ice cream.
>Stroking your chin, you wonder which answer is the correct one.
>Something tells you that she wants ice cream though.
>It is summer, though so it would be a great way to cool off.
>Circling B, you move on, glancing up at your daughter, looking every part the examiner she's playing as.
>The next question is a real toughie.
>Question 5: Is Venus the best daugter in the whole of Equestria?
>A: Yes, B: Yes. C: Yes.
>B looks like the right answer, but it could also be a trap.
>Pulling out a piece of note paper, you prepare to do the math.
~~~
>Question 5: If you could only choose one of the following, which would you pick?
>A: Having a child with your special someone, B: A neice to love and spoil whenever you watch over her, C: A normal school life.
>Gritting your teeth at the test, you angrily circle A and move on.
>This test is stupid, you're only doing it because you have to.
>And all these questions are out to get you.
>Like this one.
>Question 6: Which of the princesses is your least favourite?
>A: Celestia, B: Luna, C: Cadence.
>You know they're all going to pick C, since that's what is wanted.
>Instead, you just circle B, since she deserves it.
>Ruining your chances of seducing him later.
>Stupid, long lasting sex machine of a colt.
>At least all the questions can't jab at you, right?
~~~
>>27200785
>You can do this, Luna, just keep calm and think of Anon.
>Your wings start to flare out, and you subtly try to keep them down.
>Maybe don't think of him too hard, just enough to get the right answers.
>Long answer 2: What would you do on a date with Anon, and what would be dinner?
>Hmnn, what would you want to do with him...
>Images not safe for foals pop into your head, and you shake them away, quickly clamping your wings down with magic.
>At least you know what'd you'd want to eat with him.
>Steaks, fresh from Gryphonia, grilled to perfection by him, accompanied by a prench salad and rice, and to drink, a 892 chardoneigh, from the castles personal stock.
>After that, a nice walk in the setting sun, down to the park, where we can rest and cuddle.
>Once the moon is up, and the temperature is starting to go down, we'd walk back to his appartment, where he'd invite me in for hot chocolate and more cuddles.
>With enough dinner for his daughter, of course.
>That done, you only have the essay question left, and about an hour to do it.
~~~
>What would you do on a date with that hot hunk of love...
>Your prefered answer would involve the bedroom and a distinct lack of leaving it, but...
>Colts like to be wined and dined first, so that's a good option.
>Dinner, made with special changeling love honey, and to drink, a mead made from joy honey, the perfect thing to make even the saddest pony happy.
>Some pre coital cuddling and skinship, before a good night's rutting.
>With pancakes in the morning, covered in more changeling honey.
>Mmm, you're getting hungry and horny just thinking about it.
>Just the essay question left, your favourite part.
>Five hundred words minimum about what would make you a good partner for Anon.
>Scanning over the rules, you're glad to find there's no maximum, and you're gonna need it.
~~~
>>27200792
>Five hundred words about what would make you good for Anon, huh?
>Not the hardest Essay you've ever had to write.
>Well, actually, this is kind of the first essay you've ever had to write.
>Way back when you were a filly, scooling was mostly oral, and since becoming a princess, you've always had scribes to help with longer writings.
>This is gonna be rough, but probably not as bad as Luna will have it.
>Now, step one for longer writing, write down your important points on a spare sheet of paper.
>Pulling one of your note papers, you start writing down your qualities.
>Considered a mother figure by many, large enough to be a big spoon, but not so large you can't be a small spoon.
>Stable income and job security, your own home.
>Decades of experience with young children at your school.
>Quietly tapping the chewed end of your pencil on the desk, you ponder what others of your countless good qualities would be most relevant.
~~~
>What would make you a good partner for Anon?
>Why are you even answering this.
>You've already got a coltfriend, and he's totally, almost, maybe not quite as good, okay mediocre at sex compared to Anon.
>Buck that human, buck him and his inpony stamina.
>Good thing you have the best pink pony pussy around, since you're the princess of love and all.
>And that means you're also one of the best at sex, for the same reason.
>So that's going to be your big point for this essay.
>That and the fact you are rich, live in a castle and are literally a princess.
>Just like the rest of them...
>Okay, you're going to need something else to work with here...
~~~
>>27200805
>Reasons you would make a good partner for Anon...
>Finally reaching the essay question, you feel yourself sighing in relief.
>This should be easy, there's all sorts of things about you that are good for Anon.
>Like... uh...
>You're a princess, so you'll never not have a job, and...
>Okay, this might be harder than you thought.
>Sneaking a glance over, you see Anon working on his exam, writing away.
>He's got a faint smile, the kind that would melt your heart if you were the target of it.
>In fact, he always seems to be smiling around you, which makes it really hard to be marely.
>Maybe you can work with that...
~~~
>Stroking your chin, you look over what you have for your essay already.
>Since you have to list places you'd take your marefriend and daughter on vacation and explain, you have to think quite hard.
>There are obvious simple ones, such as the beach, but you have always wanted to go visit Gryphonia if for nothing else than to relish in cheap meats.
>The scenery there is supposed to be really nice and mountainous, with lots of flower filled valleys and other beautiful bends of nature.
>Venus would love it, you think.
>Giving your essay a rough word count, you expand on your reasoning a touch before wrapping it up.
>A once over ensures you didn't miss any questions, and with that, you tidy up your exam and rise to your feet.
>Bringing your exam to the front, Venus indicates a spot for you to leave it, and with that, you step outside.
>>27200815
>A chair is here, along with a pair of guards at the entrance, which are still there from when you entered.
>Nodding to them, you take a seat and wait for the others to finish.
>Chrysalis, surprisingly, is the first one out after you.
>"Boy, that was a fun exam. Hopefully I didn't go too overboard on the essay question, I wouldn't want to lose marks for that.
"It wasn't too bad. I had a bit of trouble getting my essay to be long enough, but I think I'll pass.
>"Well, we'll be getting our marks in the mail by monday, so I guess we may see more of eachother after."
"I guess. Take care," you reply, waving as she heads off.
>"And you as well, hot stuff."
>The front door closes, and time passes before the hall doors open again.
>This time, it's a somewhat exhausted looking Luna, who plops to the floor next to you.
>"That was... challenging. I'm glad school wasn't like that when I was a foal."
>Before you can answer, Celestia stumbles through the door, looking much the same.
>"Boy was that exhausting," she says, taking a seat near you as well.
"I'm sure the two of you will survive, you're big, marely mares, after all."
>"I can't tell if that's condesending, so thanks," Celestia says, wiping a brow with a wing.
>The clock nears the two hour mark before Cadence exits, passing by with only a small glance over.
>Moments later, Venus leaves, carrying a bag that likely has the exams in them.
>"As I said earlier, you will get your mark in the mail by monday at the latest."
>With that, her professional demeanor drops, and she runs over to you, motioning to be lifted up.
>Scooping her into your lap, she sits, claiming her throne.
"So, how do you think we all did?"
>"You'll have to wait till the marking is done," she replies, sticking her tongue out at you.
"Fine then. How about lunch? I was thinking we could go to the Ice cream Palace, it seems perfect for a day like today."
>"That sounds wonderful," Celestia says rising, "I think we'll join you."
>>27200829
>"Alright, but no peeking at the tests."
~~~
>Resting on your rocky throne, a drone enters, bearing the morning mail.
>Just because you don't live in Equestria doesn't mean you don't have a mailbox.
>How else would you get the latest knowledge about colts and their whimsies.
>Oooh, your test results are back.
>Dropping the rest aside for now, you break the seal and unfold the letter.
"Thank you for taking, yada yada, Addendums changing stuff, ah here we are."
"Your exams scored a total of 83 out of 100. Attached is a copy with marking information on it, should you wish to know more."
>Scanning the exam, it seems you lost a few points with your addendums, though it was also mentioned that the truth is important.
>There were no major questions you bombed, save #4 of the long answer, but it wasn't too important.
>Your essay answer got 27/30, though no marks lost for length.
>Looking back at the main letter, you see more important text.
"This score, along with your answers have earned you the following reward: BuckBuddy."
>Along with that, there is a description of the benefits of said reward, and a scrawled note that says, 'Come over friday, be prepared.'
>All in all, this is fridgeworthy.
~~~
>"Ah, Luna, you're just in time, it seems our grades arrived today."
>Looking up from your slow shuffle into the dining hall, you notice your sister with a set of envelopes.
"Oh? And what do they say."
>"I haven't looked yet. Here's yours."
>Catching the proffered letter, you break the seal and unfold it.
>Almost immediately, you notice the bright green 97 written on it, and smile.
"Looks like I got almost perfect," you say, waving your letter at her.
>She looks conflicted as she reads and rereads hers, so you walk over.
>"It seems I got two scores. I got a 93 Aunt score, meaning I'm one of the best Aunts ever, but only got a 76 for my marefriend score."
"And that means?"
>>27200845
>"I don't know. I guess I'm a good marefriend, but a better aunt, or something."
"Don't worry too much about it, it's just a test. It doesn't mean everything."
>"Says the girl who got 97 percent."
"I never said it was a bad test."
>An envelope hits you, thrown by your sister, which you throw back at her, smiling.
"Oh well, I have a date with him this weekend, so I can ask for more explanation then."
~~~
"Hey, Venus, how come I didn't get my grades back yet?" you ask, looking at your daughter from the door to her room.
>"That's because you got perfect, since you're the perfect Daddy for me."
>Smiling, you walk over and scoop her up into a hug.
"I love you, Sweetie."
>"I love you too, Daddy."
END
Oh, right.
>You are worst princess.
>Your test scores came back.
>They say Buck off Egg Donor.
And done. Will make a paste for this or something after I wake up.
>>27200754
>Anon takes everything nonchalantly
>"Oh, this is so awful! My house is robbed, I just found out my marefriend is cheating on me, and now I'm out of a job!"
"...Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?"
>"What the BUCK is wrong with you?!"
>>27200768
But does the napalm stick to foals?
>>27200960
It wouldn't be the real stuff if it didn't anon.
>>27200755
>Remember, this is completely non canon.
Noted.
>>27200854
>Oh, right.
>>You are worst princess.
>>Your test scores came back.
>>They say Buck off Egg Donor.
kek
>>27200854
That was adorable...Can we have Venus be in the show or something, she's just, just at that perfect age of still being cute, but mature enough to actually have intellectual discussions that aren't angsty...
Oh sweet heavens I'm trying to figure out what Venus' rebellous years would be like and I don't have pretty images...
>>27200854
fucking dawwwwwwwww, that was a fun read; thanks dad.
>>27200854
And it was then that I looked upon you, and I knew that you were my nigga.
>>27200960
>>27200978
We're all still here, never forget our time together, RGSbros for life.
>Ghost pone haunts Anon's house
>Shakes curtains, rattles silverware, ketchup stains, etc
>Expects him to get scared, but he just sees all of it as inconveniences
>Reveals herself, and Anon is still unimpressed
"So YOU'RE the one that keeps mixing my whites with reds!"
>"Pretty spooky, huh?"
"No, it's just rude. Hey, you can possess stuff, right? Can you clean up all the messes you made?"
>"...What?"
>>27202146
>ketchup stains
What a jerk. She better clean up.
>>27202146
>>27202146
Reminds me of this /fit/ story.
Holy pasture chips I finally caught up!
>>27200854
I wanna read how buck buddy works into this.
>>27200766
>It's not long before you have to look at the first question.
>Question 1: Does your name start with L? Y/N
Oh, so you've looked at that comic in previous thread. That was cute green, can we see how BuckBuddy works, considering that both Luna and Chryzzi have a date with Anon (at the same day?) and that everything here is non canon?
>>27202569
It's not fair to ask Luna to handle a human's sex drive on her own.
She needs to take breaks to recover from the powerful and plentiful pussy/ponut pounding.
Since we can't leave Anon's desires unquenched, secondary partners are required.
It's only sensible to line up trustworthy and reliable options in advance to ensure avalibility.
>>27202586
"Wow. Chrysalis, your transparent belly is all white from the inside now."
>>27202764
Chrysalis turns into Luna so there are two Lunas to fuck.
>>27202793
Luna turns into Chrysalis because she also can so now it's double fuck + mindfuck !!!
>>27202457
>>27202569
>>27202586
Luna's date was on saturday, so Chrysalis comes in on friday to remove Anon's pent up load, since Luna doesn't into pre marriage sex.
>>27202586
>>27202764
>>27202793
>>27202928
I am now imagining having sex with Anon is like an 80's tag team match. The pone gets pounded into the mat and has to crawl over to a partner who is leaning out, reach to tap in. Once tapped in, the new pone is all fired up and tries to take Anon down but despite how often drops his pants, he never loses his belt.
>>27202980
>80's tag team
>Luna and Chryssi form the Hart Foundation
>Venus manages them from ringside
>Venus' role is to distract Anon whenever her wrestlers are being overwhelmed and are about to lose
>>27202997
Celestia tries to come in and help, even wearing a luchador mask, but all she manages to do is kill the mood with her Auntness.
>>27201606
Never forgetti, hotpots spaghetti.
Oh, I've almost forgot
>>27197925
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26726494 here ya go. And it was finished, if I remember correctly. That was one strange green
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK9gY3VLKU4&list=LL1fvTg9T72FOPdc78QfR6RQ&index=14
MusicANON teaches pones REAL music when?
>>27203129
better yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CgopgfcG00
>>27200854
Super adorable, Not-Shuk. Even without a dumb "X-PONY's POV" at each perspective shift, your characters were unique enough that you could tell who was who pretty easily.
>>27203009
>be sun hoers
>you tried to participate and killed the mood
>again
>feelsbadfilly
>head down, wings a draggin you head back to your room after court alone
>magicing your door open you sulk your way into your room and close the door behind you
>there on your bed, you see a brightly wrapped package
>curiosity beating the blues, you quickly unwrap it
>inside is a note on top of a striped garment of some sort
>you read the note and smile
>"The Anonymous Wrestling Federation needs a ref: are a bad enough mare to do it?"
>the shirt and pants are a little tight>damn your flank looks GOOD
>putting on the last piece of the outfit, your gameface, you charge up your horn and aim a teleport spell at Luna's room
>one *bamfgiggle* later and you're where you belong
>>27200640
I think that the jokes that get the best reaction are the ones that come naturally and aren't forced. A character's knee-jerk reaction to a situation would play out a lot better than, say, an artificial joke that's being shoe-horned into a scene. That's why, up to a certain point, sitcoms were funny. Characters and their reactions built up on each other and the humour came naturally from there. Think of it like how you'd joke around with your friends: the worst jokes are the ones you try to force, and the best ones are the ones that come from reacting to something that one of your friends was doing/saying
eg: Two co-workers having a conversation at work.
>Worker A complains about how she hates her job, saying that if the shoots herself then they'd have to close the place down to clean up
>Worker B mishears her and tells her not to shit herself
>Worker A reiterates what she said, only using the word "suicide" instead of "shoot myself."
>Worker B realises his mistake
>Worker B remarks that they'd STILL have to close the place down and clean up if she shits herself.
>Worker A and Worker B share a laugh
It's dry and unfunny when it's explained like that, but that's an example of humour coming naturally from a conversation between two people.
>>27202216
I saw porn of Babs, once. Turned out her cutie mark meant that she was really good at incest-scissoring.
>>27202245
That's the best fucking story I've read all day.
LaP? You're the only writefriend I can think of that could turn this into RGRE green.
>>27202980
>Luna and Chrysalis dressed up like Macho Man Randy Savage and Hulk Hogan respectively
>"Macho Mare runnin' WILD on ya! Ohhhhh yeahhhh!"
>>"Whatcha gonna do, sister?!"
please
PLEASE
>>27203235
I am a real Amareican
Ride the buck out of husbandos glans
Rut with my wife, rut for my life!
>>27203319
>Luna calls out Chrysalis and calls her a coward
>Releases a single where she tells Chrysalis to "be a mare" and brags about her upcoming role in Spidermare
>>27203319
>Macho Mare is later exposed when a sex tape of her and a royal guard is leaked.
>The whole thing lasted a minute and she screamed, "Bite into a Slim Jim, sisteeeer!" On climax
>>27198017
Sex cells.
>>27203362
We still need tuftbeard pone and her human husbando
>Sex sells
fuck sex.
>>27203497
>fuck sex
Redundant much redundant?
>>27203521
Kinda like your post, yes.
>>27203613
>thatsthejoke.mcbain
"No."
>"Oh, c'mon! Please?"
"Absolutely not.
>"Why not? All she needs is a push for her to get on track again."
"Because she terrifies me, Celestia."
>You uncross your arms and look behind you; just in case you-know-who was there.
"There were... THINGS... that you could do to a male a thousand years ago, okay? And she wants to do ALL of them."
>The white alicorn scrunches her face up in concentration, seemingly trying to remember exactly what THINGS you were talking about.
>"I... can't really recall what 'things' you mean."
>Bullshit.
>She's in on this, isn't she?!
"You were alive when that shit was going down, Celestia!"
>Celestia's eyebrows shoot up challengingly.
>"I don't have a perfect memory, Anonymous. I was born a mortal and ascended to an alicorn, you know; my mind isn't built to hold unlimited experiences."
>Huh.
"For real?"
>Celestia nods.
>You're going to have to remember that for later.
"I'm talking about claiming a husband, Celestia. Legally and PHYSICALLY. She wants a husb-"
>"Oh, Old Ones!"
>Celestia's white face turns a bit green her eyes widen in both horror and remembrance.
>"Don't tell me she tried to mark you, did she?"
>You take an unconscious step closer to the friendly pony as you remember the sight of Luna heating up her branding iron.
"She did, but I got away before she noticed me."
>"Oh, you poor thing..."
>Celestia pulls you into a hug and you cling to her for comfort.
>"You don't have to worry about that, any more, okay? When did she do this?"
>She separates and conjures a stuffed pony doll out of thin air and presented it to you.
>"Where did the bad mare touch you?"
>You sniffle.
"Everywhere."
>>27203892
>As you go back in for a hug, the doors behind you burst open and the sound of sprinting hooves fill the air.
>Acting purely on instinct, you remove yourself from Celestia's embrace, wrap an arm around her neck, and use that as leverage to jump onto her back.
"Home free! Home free! I'm on her back and that means you can't touch me!"
>The new pony in the room (who obviously turns out to be Luna) knickers in disappointment and lowers her red-hot branding iron.
>You almost feel sorry for her as she dejectedly walks out of the room, head down and ears floppy.
>Those feelings last about as long as it takes for her to turn back and address you.
>>"Thy cannot run from us forever, Fair Anonymous. There shalt be a day where thine guard is down and mine sister is naught to be seen. On that day thou shalt be mine husband and thy hoof-spiders shall be put to use on the Royal Tummy-Tum-Tums."
>Her departing words given, Luna disappears.
>You are left clinging to Celestia with your face buried in her mane.
>Celestia turns and walks away with a word.
>You spend the rest of the day making Day Court difficult for Celestia to accomplish with your presence on her back.
>Today was a "you accidentally terror-peed on Celestia's back" kind of day.
>>27203892
>>27203900
It's just some hot metal, ya pansy.
>>27202245
I read this and have no idea whether or not to put it in my HFY folder, Awesome folder, or my Creepy funny stuff folder. You also owe me one pair of sides.
>>27203971
Fuck it, make 3 copies and put 'em in each folder.
>>27203193
Alright, I think I get what you mean. Reminds me when I go and get beer for a friend. I would bring it to him and tell him here you go you alcoholic or something and get a little giggle out of him.
Now I just need to get an idea for that scout troop thing...hrm, what would be better, a mixed scout troop or just all colts?
>>27203958
How can you say you love her if you can't even get her cutie mark branded onto the middle of your chest?
>>27204016
She wants to brand his balls, actually. Show what is for her and her alone.
>>27203103
Thank ya mate.
>>27204020
>"L-Luna? Wh-what's that branding iron for?"
>>"Nothing you need to worry about, Venus. Now, have you seen your father anywhere?"
>>27203892
>>"Where did the bad mare touch you?"
>>You sniffle.
>"Everywhere."
>>27203985
good enough.
>>27204020
See, all you need is a little science to clear that up. Branding the balls will lead to decreased breeding potential, so clearly that's out.
Just get a brand on your bicep like a proper hooligan or barbarian.
>>27204016
They should be like those really annoying couples that wear matching outfits and get matching brands.
>>27203892
>>You take an unconscious step closer to the friendly pony as you remember the sight of Luna heating up her branding iron.
>>27203900
id break her horn
>>27204522
Anon you can't even work grammar, how are you going to break a goddess?
>>27204108
No, the least she'll do is branding your taint.
>>27204681
by kicking her in the cunt first m8
Pg 8 is not RGRE enough.
>>27197906
Literal drinks ?
Does anyone have that test image saved? I think I forgot to save it.
>>27205817
http://40.media.tumblr.com/2a93a7b8d76163dcc38e9b1ed167b76f/tumblr_o65p197mMZ1slixs9o1_1280.png
That one?Still waiting for a new requests
>>27205876
Yep.
And for requests, just go find a scene in a story that you think will make a cute/cool/W/e drawing.
>>27205876
Can we request lewd? If so Chryssie and Luna and Anon doing lewd things.
If not, same, but going on a cute date instead of lewd.
>>27205876
>>27206017
>If so Chryssie and Luna and Anon doing lewd things.
Venus listening in on Anon, Luna and Chryssie. They're doing something completely innocuous but Venus is blushing like mad and assumes its lewd based off of what she hears.
>>27206057
>Moans, grunting, laughter, etc
>Venus can't help but imagining all sorts of lewd things going on between her father, Luna, and the pretty bugpone
>"Right hoof on blue!"
>Venus feels both relieved and disappointed.Question for not-Shuk: Is bugpone actually going to show up as a non-villain character? Your fans have already integrated her into their more-or-less unified headcanon as a potential mate.
>>27206137
Short answer: no.
Long answer: The story is going to focus a lot less on Anon and Luna as it goes on. Even if I was going to make herding happen, it would be mostly behind the scenes, which is also not going to happen. So, no, no bugpone sexing.
>>27205960
Roger that, comrade
>>27206017
Meh, I'm not a stranger to the lewd, but I'm pretty sure that mods will not approve that. Date on the other hand can be pretty fun\cute RGRE stuff...
>>27206232
>Inb4 the story gets dropped because it gets hard to write kids after a certain time
>>27206232
So those spoilers you posted about alternate lovebug were just a joke? Awww.
>>27206232
What about just showing up, like in a diplomacy scene?
Everyone seems to just write her as Stupid-Evil or Chaotic-Evil these days.
>There was sort of an awkward silence as, with a shy peck on the cheek, Twilight carefully got out of your lap and made her way back over to the princesses/queens
>Though she was redder than Big Mac her little chest was puffed out and she was walking with the kind of confidence that you don't think you've ever seen in the little purple princess
>Purple pone princess haf done it and done it good
>You, on the other hand, were sitting there in soiled pants, sweaty and still breathing hard, wondering what to do even as you basked in your afterglow
>You couldn't go back into your house to get a new change of clothes; if this was going the way you thought it was gonna go you'd just end up ruining more pants
>That and if Caramel and the others heard you rooting around your bedroom they might start REALLY trying to break your bathroom door down
>Should you just say fuck it and go pants-less for the remainder of this?
>Did you just take your underwear off and go commando at the risk of soiling your nice dress pants as well?
>You REALLY didn't want to just sit in cum-covered underwear since it felt all sticky and gross and shit ...
>So what to do...
>What to do...
>As you were pondering these most important of life decisions you didn't notice that Chrysalis, with a look of predatory hunger in her eyes, began to saunter over to you, a sway in her step
>You also didn't notice the queen's horn glowing, but you did feel the cum disappearing from your pants to places unknown
>You twitched in startlement just as Chrysalis leaned in to nuzzle your ear
>"There you are, my little morsel," she cooed. "We wouldn't want you soiled for the rest of this amusing competition now would we?"
>Your hands instantly went to your crotch, checking to see if everything was in its proper place
>Lets see...
>Your cock was where you left it this morning...
>Your balls were accounted for...
>Annnnnd the question mark that you had shaved your pubes into was still intact
>Thank almighty god
>>27207095
IT BEGINS
>>27207095
>The Changeling queen giggled as she watched your little pat down/freak out
>"Take all of the time you need, my dear," she said, nuzzling your cheek in an almost affectionate manner. "Because when you're ready I intent to take all of the time in the world with you~"
>...
>Neat
>Giving you a toothy smile, Chrysalis took a step back, turned around, and presented you her rear
>"You know, I should be thanking you," she said, giving her butt a playful jiggle. "Without your little "butt-off" there would be no way that I'd have acquired enough love for THIS."
>Your head cocked to the side
>Love?
>There were a lot of emotions that had been raging all day but you don't think that one of them was love...
>Chrysalis caught your confused look, giggling once more
>"Love, lust, want; it's all the same to a Changeling," she said, her tail flicking out of the way to give you a better look. "Though, truth be told, I've always found pure lust to be the most filling, if you catch my meaning~"
>...
>Wait
>Is she saying that because she adsorbed all of that lust that was coming off of the crowd her butt got bigger?
>Maybe the better question was if the queen was saying what you thought she was saying did that mean Changelings stored emotion in their butts, making them bigger and juicier?
>You looked at the big, jiggly flank in front of you that was contained not at all by the lime green panties that the queen was wearing
>...
>BECAUSE IF THAT'S THE CASE THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME!
>REALLY FUCKING AWESOME!
>WHY DIDN'T YOU KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS SOONER?!
>Almost as if Chrysalis knew what you were thinking, the queen bucked her hips, clapping her butt cheeks together
>"Come on now, don't be shy. It's been a very long time since I've had a stallion that has wished to touch me in this form."
>YES MA'AM!
>>27207136
>>BECAUSE IF THAT'S THE CASE THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME!
>>REALLY FUCKING AWESOME!
>>WHY DIDN'T YOU KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS SOONER?!
And then Anon made a pilgrimage to this holy land, so that he may craft them all into having da booty.
>>27207136
>You sat up onto the edge of your seat, your hands reaching up to grab the queen's panties so that you could see your first Changeling butt in all of its glory when, suddenly, you found yourself nose deep between the queen's cheeks
>It was just for a moment, barely a moment really, but it was long enough that the scent of sour apples filled your nose
>That and you could definitely feel a bit of wetness on the tip
>...
>Of your nose you mean; the tip of your nose
>"Chrysalis!" Celestia barked
>"Oh, my apologies," she said, looking back at you with mischief(and was that a little blush?) in her eyes. "I seem to have so much rump now that I don't know how to properly handle it."
>She looked back at a fuming Celestia
>"I'm sure that you know what it's like, PRINCESS."
>Celestia's eye twitched as dozens of tiny flames erupted across her mane
>She took a step forward, sucking in a breath so that she could start god horse shouting, but you quickly cleared your throat
"It's fine, Princess, I'm sure that she didn't mean it," you said, patting Chrysalis on the rump
>"Yes, yes, it was an accident and I feel absolutely awful; shoving a poor, defenseless stallion's face in between my cheeks," Chrysalis said with a nod as she tickled your nose with the tip of her crazy seaweed-like tail
>Celestia's nose scrunched up, and she looked like she wanted to argue, but she backed down when you gave her a look
>You know that one
>"...Very well," she said with a sigh, stepping back into line. "But I swear on my sun if you hurt a hair on his head..."
>Chrysalis blew her a kiss before wiggling her rump once more, singling for you to continue
>And continue you did, reaching up and grabbing the queen's panties
>Chrysalis' wings fluttered at your touch and she looked back at you, her eyes almost glowing as you began to pull her undergarments down
>"You know, it's oddly refreshing to find a stallion that is so willing to let his baser instincts take over."
>>27207167
>You could feel the queen's tail begin to stroke your leg before slipping down your pants through your zipper
>...Which it somehow managed to pull down...
>Nevertheless you didn't say a word as the queen continued
>"Stallions are such delicate and sad things I've found. They can have their pick of mares, mares that are more than willing to cater to their every need and desire if they but ask, and still they wish to play hard to get."
>Your cock twitched as the queen's tail grazed your overly sensitive yet still hardening member
>"Take me to dinner, tell me I'm beautiful, talk to me, put me up on a pedestal, tell me I'm the most wonderful thing in the world; they wish you to do all of these worthless things even as their bodies demand simpler things."
>Chrysalis' panties hit the ground, and for the first time you got to see the queen's backside in all of it's glory
>It was just as big as Cadence's had been, though with a bit more fat, with a pair of legs that made your mouth water
>Though she was still all smiles and heated looks Chrysalis's breath hitched as you dug your fingers into her rump, the blush on her face growing
>Her ass was different from a pony's
>She had no fur--her chitin felt like well-worn leather more than anything-- and on closer inspection you noticed that her butt had a good deal more fat than Cadence or Twilight's, but it was that dense fat; the kind that'd easily turn into muscle if the queen did a little exercise
>But even with all of that fat her rump was still that perfect heart-shape that you loved
>"But you're not like most stallions, Anonymous. No, while those pony princesses over there see you as some thing that needs protecting I know better."
>Even as it stroked you to full hardness, Chrysalis somehow managed to move her tail out of the way so that she could show you a perfect little ponut and a tight little marehood that appeared to be leaking liquid that belonged in a glow stick since it was glowing and shit
>>27207202
>You spread the queen's cheeks to get a better look, feeling the very real weight in her flanks, before smoshing them together
>Chrysalis let out a quiet moan, pressing herself back against you
>Her eyes glazed over for a moment, her breathing ragged, but then she was once again focused and sharp and sexy
>"I am not some pathetic pink princess that dares not touch a stallion for fear of what her husband things and I am not s-some child that had never felt the touch of a colt. I can taste your want, I can see that hunger in your eyes. If you had your way all of us would be in the throngs of p-passion as I speak, with you in the center of it all."
>You hiss through your teeth as the queen's tail tickles your tip, a spurt of pre firing out of your member
>Your hands find themselves on the place the queen's cutiemark would be if she had one, your thumbs rubbing circles into her chitin as your hands squeezed and groped
>"Hmm~ It truly warms my heart to see such a stallion like you out and about," Chrysalis purred as your toes curled from the pleasure you were experiencing
>Giving the queen's rump one last squeeze you let go of her butt and sat back into your seat
>The inspection was over
>It was time to get to the good part
>The meat of this is you will
>Chrysalis licked her lips as she backed up and sat in your lap, quickly spinning around so that she could face you
>"Though I'd much rather have you--eep!"
>As she spun around her tail, still firmly coiled around your Johnson, slipped out from your zipper
>This, in turn, pulled out your VERY hard cock, which at that moment found itself pressing up against the queen's soaked slit
>And just like that the alluring, husky succubus that had been teasing you just a moment before was gone
>In her place was Twilight 2.O
>Chrysalis' eyes widened as she looked down to see you rubbing against her
>She wiggled her backside, which felt DELICIOUS in your lap, as she let out another eep
>>27207241
>"I-I, u-um, o-oh..."
>She bit her lip as a blush came to her face
>"O-Oh my..."
>And that brought you out of your lust-fueled haze
>...
"...You alright there, queenie?"
>Chrysalis'gazed flicked from your cock to your face
>The princesses and even Nightmare Moon looked shocked at Chrysalis' complete one-eighty in demeanor
>All except Princess Cadence, who was smiling smugly
>"What's wrong, Chrysalis? You look a little flustered," she singsonged
>"I am NOT flustered you blasted alicorn," Chrysalis snarled. "I am--epp!"
>As she turned to look at the pink princess once again your cock brushed against her most sacred place
>She twitched, her wings buzzing, as her hooves flew toward her mouth
>As she gasped you couldn't help but frown slightly
>Where the HELL was this coming from?
>Not a minute ago she looked like she was about ready to fuck you in front of all of these mares...
>"All of that big talk but big, bad Chrissy freezes up at the sight of a stallion's cock."
>"S-Shut up!"
>"You know I always wondered why you never tried anything with Shining when you had him under your control..."
>"S-Shut your mouth b-before I MAKE you shut it, C-Cadenza!"
>"Not had the touch of a stallion in quite some time? I have a feeling that you haven't "had a stallion" in far longer than that."
>"B-Be quit!"
>"Have you even kissed a stallion before, Chrysalis?"
>"SHUT UP!"
>Cadence didn't say a word after that, though the smug look on her face said all that you need to know
>Chrysalis, meanwhile, seemed to sink into herself
>"I had h-him right where I wanted him," she mumbled to herself, looking off to the side. "I teased him, I t-talked dirty and he even played with my f-flank. I was f-fine with that..."
>She looked back down at your cock, biting her lip when she noticed that your member was absolutely coated in her juices, before she looked away
>"So w-why... I c-can't I..."
>...
>You are confused...
>You are very, very confused...
>...
>>27207288
>But even so you found yourself reaching up to grab the Queen's withers
>Her gaze darted back to your face, her eyes still huge
"Queen Chrysalis," you say, trying to sound as firm as you could without scaring the bug in your lap. "I'm going to scooch you up a little bit since you're about to fall out of my lap. While I'm doing that I'd be ever so grateful if you took a few deep breaths."
>You could see the queen desperately trying to save face but failing as you gave her withers a squeeze
>She wiggled her rump again and both of you winced as your cock teased her opening
>"I, um, I, w-well, how about I-I--"
"Come on, breathe in and out just like Twilight did," you encouraged, discreetly reaching down and grabbing your cock so that you could try to wrestle it back into your pants
>Not today boner
>Not like this
"Ignore everything else; just look at me and BREATHE."
>You might not have known what the hell had gotten into the Changeling but you sure as hell knew how to deal with women; horse women to be precise
>You weren't very good with human women--who knew that you WEREN'T supposed to shake a girl to calm her down? You sure as shit didn't-- but there were no human women here
>There were horse women, what could be considered an eldritch horror and a big bug
>A big bug who you were GETTING a lap dance from goddammit
>Chrysalis began taking deep breaths
>In...
>And out...
>In...
>And out...
>It took her a little longer than Twilight to calm down but eventually her eyes weren't as wide and she didn't look like she was going to have a heart attack
>You smiled up at her
"Feel better?"
>Her lips formed into a nervous smile
>"Y-Yes. Thank you."
>You gave her withers one last squeeze before you tried to stuff your dick back into your zipper
>Though you weren't ready to bend this bug over and keep thrusting until she was stuffed full of your babies, you were still more than hard enough to make stuffing Anon Jr. back into your pants difficult
BUGBUTT
BUGBUUUUUUTT YYEEEAAAHHH
>>27207325
>Chrysalis' eyes drifted back down to your crotch
>"A-Anon, your future queen has a request."
>You stopped pawing at your wang to stare up at her
>She was biting her lip, her face once again turning red
>To your surprise she scooched up so that your dick was once again mashed up against her folds
>"C-Could you keep that out. P-Please?"
"...Are you sure?"
>Not that you weren't okay with it but you didn't want her freaking out again...
>Chrysalis nodded, her head motions just a hair jerky
>"Your Q-Queen hinted that she would bring y-you to heights of p-pleasure unlike any you've ever felt a-and I would like s-some s-satisfaction myself."
>The two of you stared at each other for a moment, her staring pleadingly at you and you staring questionably at her
>...
>Finally, you let go of your wiener, placing your hands on her hips
"As you command," you say, with an inclination of the head
>The way that Chrysalis' face just lights up brought a smile to your face
>...
>Wow...
>There's a sentence you didn't think you'd be saying today
>...
>Anyway, as the queen's face lit up she leaned forward
>That weird, seaweed mane of her cascaded around her face, tickling your cheeks as she leaned down and gave your cheek a chaste kiss
>As she did that her horn glowed, her magic encasing your member as she lifted her rear high up into the air
>"Oh, I've ALWAYS w-wanted to do this with a stallion..."
>Her joy-filled eyes found yours
>"If I do anything to h-hurt you don't hesitate to tell me."
>Aw, this big bad bug isn't all that bad after all...
>You gave her cheek a kiss as her magic stroked you full twitching, aching hardness
"I promise. But don't go too easy on me now; I'm a big boy."
>Chrysalis, with a nervous yet excited giggle, leaned forward so that her muzzle was once again by your ear
>"Yes," she said. "Yes you are~"
>Giving your ear a teasing nip, Chrysalis, the Queen of the Changelings, then sat down, smothering your member in between her butt cheeks
>>27207362
>For a moment you don't register anything
>But then it hit you
>It hit you like a speeding freight train that just so happened to be on fire
>Your fingers dig into Chrysalis' flank as your sudden pleasure-filled hiss turned into a loud and long moan
>Your hips ducked hard, sending the surprisingly light queen into the air before she came crashing down, swallowing every single inch of your cock in between those wonderful cheeks of hers
>There was no resistance at all; your cock was perfectly lubricated with both her and your pre
>You could feel every inch of those squishy, warm malleable cheeks and it was...
>It was...
>Chrysalis giggled cutely as you did your best to keep yourself from going into shock
>"Doesn't that feel w-wonderful?" she asked, her hot breath washing over your neck
>She raised herself up a bit until just your tip is in between your cheeks
>She wiggled her rump, making you throb as your pre was rubbed into her chitin
>Kissing your neck, she then slammed herself dowfcwfnlsfhsfcnd;!
>Your back arched as a loud clap filled the air, your whole body spasming
>Chrysalis, with a breathy giggle, held you close against her chest, keeping you in place with her hooves as she slowly, tortuously, began to raise her rump back into the air
>"From the way I feel you t-twitching I can tell that it f-feels nice~"
SLAM!
>"...I-It does feel nice r-right?"
SLAM!
>"I'm n-not hurting you am I?"
SLAM!
>You let out a groan as the Changeling queen nuzzled your face, your fingers digging into her rump
>Her movements were slow and slightly awkward, like she really didn't know what she was doing
>Every once in a while she'd raise herself up a little too high and your cock would slip from in between her cheeks so when she slammed down you'd grind up against her marehood
>...Bughood?
>...
>Pussy
>Her pussy
>She'd also slam down a little too hard and lose her balance, forcing you to grab onto her so that she didn't fall off you
>But goddamn if it didn't feel great
>>27207391
>Your pleasure was only added as Chrysalis grew bolder, using your shoulders as support as she rubbed her folds against your cock or teasing the tip of your cock with her ponut
>Every once in a while she'd just tense her flank hard, peppering your face with kisses and licks until you were squirming
>Not wanting to be a chump, you had tried to give as good as you got
>Ideal hands were the devil's playthings, and your hands were particularly devil-y today
>They squeezed every inch of the queen's flank, getting acquainted with ever single inch
>Then they found themselves playing with the queen's legs, squeezing and tugging on her thighs and even fingering the giant holes checkered throughout them
>If you liked what Chrissy was doing to you she LOVED what you were doing to her
>The Changeling tensed and twitched at your every touch, her moans loud and long and HUSKY
>Her nuzzles and kisses and grinding became rougher and more needy until, not able to take it anymore, Chrysalis used her magic to lift your hands above your head
>With nothing to distract her, the queen then hit you with your one true weakness
>Dirty talk
>"Are you enjoying the treatment that your queen is lavishing upon you, Anon?" she purred, her long, long tongue dragging along your neck. "Are you going to give your queen all of your love? Are you going to fill her?~"
>You twitched as she grinded herself into your lap, your hips bucking
>You were close; so horribly, terribly close
>You had been for a while now but Chrysalis, the horribly wonderful bug that she was, had taken it upon herself to keep you on the edge
>"I can feel your balls churning. You want to finish don't you, colt?"
>Another loud, meaty slap filled the air
>Chrysalis nosed your neck as you desperately tried to catch your breath, her eyes shining
>"You want to paint your queen's backside with your s-seed, d-don't you?"
>You gasped as her flank tensed, crushing your member in impossible tightnesadjlbsdcbskdjcbskdjbc!
>>27207435
>Chrysalis kissed your cheek as she raised her rear up
>"Luckily for you I am a kind queen~ Cum; cum for me."
>She grabbed you by the face, forcing you to look into her eyes
>She wiggled her backside, teasing your tip
>"Cum~"
>She sat down in one fluid motion as she pulled you into a kiss, her lips crashing against yours
>You screamed in her mouth, your whole body tensing as your orgasm swept through you with the force of a hurricane
>afdvdnfvcdn slnfnvhslfvhsf vslfnvhcslfvsldf grfgsifnxhaledhqmsdx cefqleiufqenfq aeucfhladxaln!!!
>As you twitched and tensed you could hear Chrysalis giggle into your mouth as your cum fired up her crack with so much force that you were nearly coating her wings
>Shot after shot of cum fired out of your cock, so many that you'd never thought that it would end
>And you didn't want it to end
>Never ever
>The queen slowly bucked her hips, trying to prologue your orgasm as much as possible, before she lifted herself up and slammed herself down so that you were grinding against her marehood once more
>You let out one last startled moan, your cock firing two more burst onto the queen's belly before your body went FUCKING LIMP
>For another minute or two Chrysalis continued to grind herself against you, that long tongue of hers rooting around in your mouth, exploring every inch of it
>If you didn't know any better she was licking something up...
>Finally, she drew back, looking as please as punch as she licked her lips
>"So... how was t-that, Anon?" she asked, looking just a hair nervous for some reason
>You wouldn't know WHY
>She was sitting in your lap and the two of you were covered in each other's cum; it's not like you needed to be bashful about anything
>Though you felt positively brain-dead you cracked open an eye to look at her
"If I had... any money I'd... give you all... of... it," you mumbled, giving her rump a little squeeze. "And my pants... You can have my pants... if you want..."
>>27207455
>She giggled at that, leaning in to give your cheek a kiss
>"Thank you for letting me have my fun. Not many stallions willingly take a queen as a lover," she whispered in your ear. "You also tasted wonderful by the way."
>Giving you a little hug, and another kiss, the Queen of the Bugs hopped out of your lap, and was about to make her way back toward the other god-horses, when she stopped
>Looking over her shoulder she gave you a heated look, giving her backside a teasing shake
>With your one eye you stared down at that wonderful, grand ass to see that it was absolutely COVERED in your cum
>And, if you didn't know any better, you'd say that her butt had gotten a bit bigger
>...U-Unf
>Though you were as drained as you had ever felt in your life you could feel your cock twitch at the sight
>No...
>No old boy...
>The spirit might have been willing but the body was weak
>Weak and fleshy and more than a little sore
>You let out another groan, closing both of your eyes
>Chrysalis giggled, looking over at a red-faced Cadence
>She didn't say anything but her look said all that needed to be said, though sticking her tongue out at her might have been a little much
>But you didn't see any of that though
>You were laying in your chair, sweaty and sticky and ready to just lie down and take a nap
>If your pants weren't ruined before they sure as shit were now
>You were probably going to have to burn 'em after all of this was over
>No sense getting chewed out by dress horse...
>...
>Who were you kidding?
>Dress horse was gonna chew you out no matter what you did
>Not that you minded
>A scrunchy, upset dress horse was a qt little horse
>"Though a Changeling queen must master the art of seduction before they fully mature many of them don't feel the touch of a stallion until long after they have created a hive of their own."
>You cracked open an eye to see Princess Luna standing next to you
My god. Glorious green from LaP. Keep it going you gorgeous writefag.
>>27207479
Don't stop.
Don't ever stop.
>>27207479
>No assplosion from love overdose
Why
>>27207479
>...
>Jesus Christ was that horse quiet...
>Someone needed to put a bell on her or something...
>"As Chrysalis said not many stallions are willing to take beings like her to bed, so many changelings must control or even force their first male to bed," the princess continued, just a hint of a smile on her face
>She looked over at you as you once again closed your eyes
>Something-something-grumble-something-moan
>"Though, in Chrysalis' case, it looks like she was one of the lucky ones to have found a willing partner."
"We didn't have sex," you croaked out
>You heard Luna move so that she directly in front of you
>"T'was close enough."
"...Are you saying that she hadn't had sex before? Doesn't she have like a million kids or something?"
>You once again opened an eye to see the Princess of the Night looming over you
>"That's what I gathered from how she interacted with you," she said with a shrug. "And a Changeling queen will only carry another queen when she finds, or steals, a mate. As for the drones they are made... through other means..."
>Your eye flicked back over to the Changeling, who was excitedly chatting with Nightmare Moon, who had this amused half-smile on her face
>...
>You had watched enough anime's to know what she was getting at
>And that was also kind, sorta your fetish. N-No homo
>Your cock twitched at... thoughts
>Luna's gazed down in between your legs
>"Hmph, you seem to be a very virile stallion," she commented
>You couldn't help but weakly grin at that
"You should have... seen me when I... was a teenager."
>Luna's horn glowed and you found yourself without any pants whatsoever
>"Take a few moments to rest, Anonymous. I shall get you ready for my inspection, since I intent to go next."
>Whatever tiredness that you felt vanished as the Princess of the Night dipped her head down and ran her tongue across your lower stomach>Whatthefuckisthisfillydoing?!
>Luna raised her eyebrow at your reaction
>>27207535
>>Luna raised her eyebrow at your erection
FTFY brah
>>27207535
>"Calm yourself, stallion. I am simply cleaning you off," she said, licking a bit of Chrysalis's green cum off of her lips
>Ever fiber of your being told you to just shut your mouth
>If this wasn't some dream and a princess was going to lick your lower body clean then you should just let her
>But, of course, you couldn't help but say something
>Like the putz you were
"...W-With your mouth though?"
>"If I am to sit in your lap I would like a clean lap to sit on," she said matter-of-factly. "And 'tis not the first time I have had to clean a messy stallion with naught but my tongue."
>...
>That's your other-other-OTHER fetish
>"L-Luna! Just what do you think you're doing over there?!" A red-faced Celestia demanded
>Luna stopped what she was doing to look at her big sister
>"I think that you know what I'm doing, sister," she said with a deadpanned expression
>Celestia flinched as if struck
>"Sister, we cannot--"
>"All day we have been watching this stallion have his way with mare after mare and you did not speak up. Even when your own student was in the throngs of passion with him not a peep came out of your mouth, but now that I wish to have a little fun you decide to speak up."
>"But--"
>Luna turned toward you
>"Anonymous, if you have any reservations with me having my way with you you are more than welcome to go."
>Stepping away from you, Luna gestured toward your house with a wing
>"I nor anypony here will not stop you and we most certainly won't force you to do anything that you do not wish to do."
>...
>...
>...
>Was this fucking horse out of her mind?!
>Fuck THAT!
>Fuck that all the way to Fuck You City, Illinois!
>There must have been one hell of a look on your face because Luna let out a chuckle
>"See sister? This stallion wishes to be here so much that I am certain that we would have to force him out of his chair to make him leave."
>>27198052
Kek
I want this.
>>27207574
>"And THIS one is a 'please don't notice the roofie I slipped inside of it because you aren't being receptive to my desperate flirting'. There's so much fruit juice in there that you can barely even taste the alcohol!"
>"...and also other things."
>>27207570
I'm shocked Anon didn't just drag her right back over.
>>27207570
>Princess Celestia, with a mixture of shock, outrage, and embarrassment, looked like, for the second time that day, she wanted nothing more than to argue with her sister, but, as she stared at the two of you, not a single word of protest came out of her mouth
>Luna, with a triumph smile, turned back to you
>"Now, are you ready for your cleaning, Anonymous?"
>If you nodded your head any harder you might have broken your neck as you spread your legs nice and wide
"Yep. Aha. Yeah. Yes. I would like that very much please."
>"Very well," she said with a nod. "Let us begin at once then."
>Not breaking eye contact with you, Luna began the arduous task of cleaning your belly, your legs and your bits with nothing but her tongue
>While you had been wearing pants as Chrysalis had had her way with you the changeling had been VERY excited
>Your dick and balls were coated in her cum, and ever were smatterings of it on your legs
>But even so Luna took to the task with relish
>Her long, horsey tongue was prefect to getting all of both yours and the changeling's cum off of your body
>You found yourself rapidly hardening as hums and slurps filled the air
>"Though we find the Changeling's seed a tad sour I find yours oddly delightful, subject," Luna said, her cheeks a bit messy as she gave your tip a kiss
>You shivered
"I make sure to... eat as much... fruit as I can."
>"Ah, a considerate lover then. 'Tis hard to find such a trait in modern stallions nowadays."
>You let out a quiet groan as the princess swallowed your semi-hard cock with little effort, her tongue swirling around your length
>You bucked your hips into Luna's mouth, your balls slapping against her chin
>Mashing her muzzle against your pubis region, Luna held her VERY pleasurable position for a few moments before breaking away with a gasp
>>27198066
>that pic
>"No homo"
>You are Shining Armour, and your new best friend Anonymous sure is weird.
>What's so gay about having sex with another stallion?
>You sure hope he knows about how sex works in a herd that has more than one colt in it.
>>27207594
>"'Tis been an age since we have felt a stallion's cock harden in our mouth," she said, once again licking her lips. "I must say the sensation is just as pleasurable as I remember."
>...
>You were going to marry this horse
>You were going to carry this horse down the aisle, you were going to have kids with her and you were going to spend your golden years with her
>God fucking dammit
>After a THOROUGH cleaning of your balls (and by thorough you meant Luna spent nearly ten minutes coating your sack with her spit as she slapped your cock against her cheeks and nose) Luna finally drew away, standing up to her full height
>Her horn glowed, and with a flash her face was clean of any access cum
>"There," she said with a small smile. "You appear sufficiently clean
"Yeah," you said panting. "I is cleaned sufficiently--I mean I'm all clean..."
>Luna smiled at that
>"Indeed. Now--"
>Taking another step away from you, Luna turned around and presented her rear end
>"I believe that now is the time for the judging to begin."
>...
>Oh...
>Oh right...
>You were doing a flank judging thing...
>Giving your head a little shake to help clear up your thoughts, you scooched up to the edge of your seat as the Princess of the Night wiggled her butt at you
>Just like the other contestants, Luna's flank was big, it was round, it was jiggly and the light blue panties that she was wearing did absolutely nothing to cover her assets
>Though not as big as Cadence or Chrysalis' flanks, Luna's bottom was still mouth-wateringly plump
>She had a little less fat on her than either of the other princesses that you had judged, in fact she looked all around more muscular than any pony else standing here, but there was still more than enough jiggle to let that thing wiggle
>"I can see that you like what you see, human," Luna said, eyeing you appreciatively. "Perhaps you might like it more if you take these wretched undergarments off?"
>...Yes
>That seemed like a good idea
>>27207615
>You SHOULD take her panties off
>For judging purposes of course
>Grabbing Luna's back legs you forced her to take a step back, which she did without a complaint
>You then slipped your hands into the princess's panties
>Luna's eyes widened as your hands traveled across her still covered flank
>"Anonymous--"
"Shush, judging is happening."
>You could hear the panty's fabric protesting as you hiked the panties up so that the fabric was as tight as possible against her flank and, most importantly, against the area that was causing a wet spot on the underwear
>Luna bit her lip as your free hand teased this particular area, your fingers rubbing and stroking her through the fabric
>"Oh ho, ho. Mind yourself, young stallion," Luna said, pressing herself against your hand. "I am not a mare that takes to teasing well."
>The hand that was still rooting around in her panties tugged on the fabric, giving the princess a bit of a wedgie
>This exposed a fair bit of Luna's flank to you, which allowed you to lean forward and give her cutiemark a kiss
>The princess let out a quiet groan, equal parts frustrated and needy, wiggling her bottom
>You responded by squeezing spreading one of her cheeks as you squeezed it, your other hand still gently rubbing and touching
>The wet spot under Luna's tail grew as her marehood clenched at your fingers through the fabric
>Letting out a pleased hum, you began nomming the moon butt, licking and biting and nuzzling to your hearts content
>You were about to lean back so you could bury your face in between the princess's cheeks (you know, for judging and stuff) when you heard the tell-tale sound of magic being cast
>Luna's panties disappeared with a pop, and with her tail flagging high for all to see you were face-to-face with her dripping slit
>"A-Alright, enough teasing human. While enjoyable your princ--ehehEHHHH!"
>Leaning forward you slowly ran your tongue up Luna's marehood
>>27207615
DAMN! Luna fucking hot, and nervous bug is cute bug, lets give them kids. Lots of kids. And make sure they never go hungry.
>>27207649
Wonder how long until she forgets her name.
>>27207649
>Leaning forward you slowly ran your tongue up Luna's marehood
>Her juices had a sweet, slightly hay-like taste to her along with something else that you couldn't quite identify
>Which, of course, meant that you had to go back in for another taste
>She had cleaned you off with her tongue; it was only fair that you did the same for her right?
>"A-Aha~"
>Luna wiggled her behind once more, the fur on her flanks tickling her cheeks as you lapped at her folds and the area around it
>Every once in a while your tongue would slip into that beautiful pink underneath her lips, just to make sure that she was extra clean
>Luna tried to move away as you did that but you quickly grabbed her by those child-baring hips of hers and pulled her right back where she belonged
>By now the princess's chest was heaving, her wings extended, but you didn't notice that
>You wanted to do a good job
>Cleaning was harder than it looked after all
>And clean you did
>For about five minutes you sat there on the edge of your chair, lapping at the princess's flower like a happy dog
>But, to your "surprise", it appeared that even with all of your hard work you weren't getting anywhere
>You tried your hardest to clean the princess up, really you did, but no matter how much you licked the princess she'd still have more sweet, sweet cum for you to lick up
>...
>Shucks!
>You guess you'd have to keep going until either she was clean or your tongue gave out!
>You couldn't help but grin as you leaned forward and began to suck on Luna's little love button
>The princess bucked her hips hard as a whinny escaped her lips
>"DAMNATION, COLT!"
>You let out a yelp as an unseen force slammed you back into your chair, your eyes wide and your face covered in Luna's cum
>Not a second later said princess was sitting in your lap with your member trapped between your lower stomach and her marehood, a wild look in her eyes
>>27207649
Celestias ass better win i swer ta Ghad.
YO QUESTION
RGRE: what's the standard?
>Mares treated like men and stallions treated like women
or
>Mares still treated like tiny adorable darlings that need to be cuddled, and stallions treated like that only considered to be more delicate and helpless
because i'm seeing more of the latter and less of the former in most green.
>>27207684
Implying we wont take them home and fuck all of them stupid. After throwing the guys out before they kill us of course.
>>27207690
wisemexicanchild.answer
>>27207684
mmm that sun booty
>>27207678
FUCK HER STUPID! DO IT!
>>27207678
>"What did I tell you about the TEASING?!" she growled, pressing her forehead against yours as she grinded herself against you
>Her horn glowed, and your hands slapped against either side of her flank so hard that your fingers stung like a MOTHERFUCKER
>Luna closed her eyes and bit her lip as her flank jiggled, a bit of her cum spurting onto your Johnson
>"If you cannot follow simple orders then I believe it is my duty to treat you like the stallion you are~"
>She opened her eyes, the twin deep blue orbs filled with list
>...
>femdom might not be your thing but if this keeps going...
>The princess wrapped her hooves around your neck as she used her magic to force your hands to knead her cheeks
>"Yes~ You look wonderful under me with that expression on your face..."
>Her breath hot and heavy, Luna's lips found yours
>A groan escaped her lips as she tasted herself on your tongue, her bucks bucking
>You tried to move your hands so you could caress her back, but with another spell your hands found themselves back on her flank
>"NO. No," Luna said as she broke the kiss, eyeing you hungrily as she panted. "Your hands will pleasure your princess as she sees fit, and she wishes them to worship the royal flank."
>Your cock twitched as her magic encased it
>Licking her lips, she slowly began to stroke you even as she grinding against you with her slit
>As you let out a groan, bucking your hips as much as she'd let you, Luna looked back at her behind, a devilish grin coming to her face
>"I recall that this was a flank competition was it not?"
>She lifted her flank into the air, giving it a wiggle as she did so
>"Though the traditional method of intercourse would be no doubt pleasurable for the two of us, I believe that it is inappropriate for this."
>Your eyes widened as she pressed the tip of your cock against the road less traveled
>Oh...
>Oh that dirty little filly~
>Luna giggled at your expression, leaning forward to give you another kiss
>>27207690
Depends on the writer and how the writer crafts their world. I'm fine with the depictions and it's interesting to get a different take with each story. Some of the reverse gender roles are more blatant, while others are a bit more subtle. It's all personal preference, at least in my view.
>>27207704
I don't understand that reference. Teach me the answer, sempai.
>>27207604
>Anon is expected to have sex with another colt in herds with more than one male.
How would this work? Would they kick Anon out for being a filthy monosexual or try to 'reform' him?
>>27207723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgk-lA12FBk
>>27207717
>"You have proven yourself thus far, Anonymous. Do not disappoint me now."
>You began to squirm frantically as Luna began to slowly lower herself down onto you, moaning as she let out a growl into your mouth
>Though you were well-lubed it was still a tight fit, and Luna had to fight to get every inch of you into her
>Breaking your kiss, Luna let out a whimper/growl, giving her rump another wiggle
>"Dammit stallion... stop being so... adequately sized... this instant..."
>You let out another moan, doing your best to push the princess down onto your length
>Your fingers dug into her flank as her inner muscles rippled, making eorinferibfkbnsldkjbcs!
>"Almost... there..."
>Panting hard, Luna forced the last few inches of you into your tail hole
>Your toes curled as her hip slapped against your legs, making the most wonderful sound in the world
>For a moment the two of you said nothing, both of you just taking a moment to get acquainted with the sensations that you were feeling
>Luna's eyes found yours, and she once again leaned forward until your foreheads were touching
>"Do no bother to hide your moans, stallion," she said, tensing her flank again. "I find the sounds of a stallion lost in pleasure a symphony that cannot be measured."
>The two of you tensed as she began to raise herself, her plot hole sucking at you like a lollipop
>"Sing for me, Anon," she said. "Sing for me~"
>And sing you did
>Moans and groans and gasps escaped your lips as the Princess of the Night began to ride you
>She'd alternate between kissing you and sucking and biting at your neck while she whispered encouragement into your ear, every once in a while letting out moans and groans of her own
>It was getting hard to hold on
>The tightness was unbelievable, as was the heat
>It was also a little hard to get a grip of yourself because of the fact that you had your dick up a PRINCESS'S butt
>>27207724
You're only branded a monosexual if you refuse to give out dickings to your herdmares as well. Some hers prefer to pretend that the colts need reforming, which really just boils down to an all-day orgy. Even the colts who aren't homo-gay are willing to put up with it if it means an all-day orgy.
>>27207724
Depends. If the herd really loves Anon, or just finds it kinky, they'll try to make him bi. Other herds might not accept it, but wouldn't throw him out either. Just subtle hints that maybe, just maybe, he should leave and move on. And then there are the old-fashioned herds...
>>27207744
>It only got harder as Luna picked up speed, her rump slamming against your pelvis as her kisses and bites became more aggressive
>Your hands once again squeezed her flank, your fingers digging into your flank so hard that Luna let out a moan before she pulled you into another kiss
>"I can feel you twitching in my depths, colt," she growled, rubbing her cheek against yours. "You are close. Do no deny it."
>She slammed down into, grinding hard against your lap before she raised herself back up and slammed herself back down
>Then she did it again
>And again
>And again
>You whimpered, your back arching as you felt yourself tensing up
>Luna grinned, roughly biting at your neck
>"You have done well thus far but you will not best your princess, human."
>Your hands raised up without your permission and slammed down on Luna's flank once more
>Both you and Luna moaned as she clenched down on you once more
>"You will spill your seed in my flank, cur."
>She slammed herself down on you again, so hard that the chair underneath you creaked in protest
>"I demand it. I demand it this instant!"
>Closing your eyes and biting your lip you did your best to hold on
>But it was no use
>Luna was in control of the pace and her bites and kisses were too much
>It felt too good
>It felt--
>Your eyes widened as, with a final twitch, you found yourself cumming
>"Yesssssssss."
>Luna half-raised herself up before she took you to the base and stayed there, grinding herself into your lap as you fired spurt after spurt into her flank
>Her flank squeezed hard as, with a scream, Luna had her own orgasm, her marehood spraying you with her oernfgslcinfslfb!
>White filled your vision as you and Luna writhed against each other before you went limp, pressing your face against her chest
>Though Luna's orgasm raged for a little longer eventually she went limp as well
>Breathing hard, she smiled
>"Well... done."
>>27207744
>"Sing for me, Anon," she said. "Sing for me~"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-49noOAFsG8
>>27207764
>Taking a few deep breaths, she wrapped her hooves around you, nuzzling the top of your head as she hummed
>Noticing that she had released your hands, you wrapped your arms around her barrel, nuzzling into her chest
>For a while neither of you said anything, just enjoying each other's embrace, sweaty and tired but absolutely satisfied
>"Oh, my apologies," Luna said out of the blue, looking down at your lap. "I seem to have made a mess."
>She gave the top of your head a kiss
>"Give me a few moments and I assure you that I shall have you clean you once more."
>Though you were still breathing hard, you smiled
>This caused the princess to smile back
>"Though I believe that I'd enjoy having my way with you for a while longer I do not think it fair on the remaining contestants."
>You groaned as Luna's anus gave your softening cock a squeeze
>"We shall have to see the extent of your vitality some other day, Anonymous," Luna said, unfurling her wings and wrapping them around you with another happy hum. "Some other, wonderful day..."
>>27207764
damn it I hate femdom but I must FUCK!
>>27207770
Alright, I'm finally done. Sorry that this was so fucking long; it kinda of got away from me a little bit. It was kinda fun writing Shysalis though, so eh.
BNW, you can go ahead and post whatever you were posting tonight.
>>27207764
Oh Lawd.
>>27207776
i personally wouldnt mind some light femdom
>>27207784
PASTEBIN PASTEBIN PASTEBIN, WHERE IS UPDATE!?>>27207786
Meh sir, meh.
>>27207784
Thanks brah, I haven't read this yet but I'll be looking forward to reading it before I go to sleep.
>>27207784
You did good LaP. You did very good. And it seems like with each contestant, they seem to be playing a game of who can out-do each other in terms of asserting dominance. I wonder how Nightmare and Sunbutt will act once it's their turns.
>>27207786
Yeah, I wouldn't mind putting up with what Luna did. Femdom a shit, but jesus CHRIST that was something else.
LaP, you done good. You've succeeded in giving me an awkward boner.
BNW, are you gonna post soon, or can I go ahead? I'm about half-way through what I want to write, so I can hold off if you were waiting for LaP to post his really actually pretty good smut-green.
Good job btw, Lap.
>>27207479
WEW
I really enjoyed that awkward and clumsy Chrysalis.
>but he didn't cum inside
for shaaaaame.
>>27207880
>At the end of the contest, Anon slips Chryssy a note with his address and a time.
>If he's gonna pound that bugbutt, he's gonna need a lot longer to do it.
>>27207889
>And maybe a nice dinner while they're at it.
>>27207889
>Months later, Anon receives a thick stack of letters from Chrysalis
>It's a bunch of pictures drawn in crayon
>"i luv my dady"
>>27207927
GO TO OUR KIDS! WE MUST HAVE BUG CUDDLE PILE!
>>27207770
>>27207784
>literally going to fuck the fight out of all the princesses and villains
kek
i mean whatever works
>>27207956
>Anon goes to the Hive
>A tiny bugpone head pokes out to see who's there
>"....Daddy?"
>A grin appears on the bugpone's face
>"Daddy!"
>The bugpone immediately jumps into your arms and hugs you as well as its tiny arms can
>Voices, distant at first, but growing louder by the second, reach your ears.
>"Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!"
>You're home.
>>27207992
Odd thing, this song was playing as I read that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gBL6usr_Fo&index=10&list=PLAu4PORISDBelGxWG8ZCkN88u-S0TEk_a
Coincidence?
Yeah, probably.
Comfy stuff tho.
>>27207784
WEW. That was.... that was pretty incredible. 10/10.
Question for the audience: how much of a gigantic faggot would I be if Anon felt feelings instead of the usual rolling his eyes and telling ponies to fuck off? Cuz one road leads to wiafu-Rarity, and the other leads to the same bullshit we've seen in the green so far.
>>27207863
Shit, uh. Go for it. Sorry, I don't think there will be green tonight after all. Tomorrow, most likely.
Didn't realize I was causin' a traffic jam up in here
>>27208029
eh...lets see what you got. Also annoyance is a emotion.
>>27207992
hhrrngngreminds me of a CERTAIN SOMEONES bugpone story
>>27208029
Which story is this again?
>>27208030It must be tough, being lovedluv u 6ever bb u my beau
>>27208041
Alright, then. I'll put on my best thick skin before I post.
>>27208069
Rarity in estrus.
http://pastebin.com/z353QYvn
I'm heading towards the scene post-shower where Anon begins to realise that MAYBE Rarity isn't being a condescending marely mare who needs to protect Anon b/c it's her duty as a woman.
>>27208104
This is what happens when you point out that waifu-material has been written. I hope to christ this shit won't suck as badly as I'm afraid it will.how do I emotion?
>>27208104
Anon realizing that Rarara actually does feel something for him beyond her act of a "marely mare" would be interesting to read. And it'd be a change from just shoving off ponies.
Should be amusing given how Rararara likes normally colty things compared to most other mares.
>>27208029
Waifu pls
oh christ this is new territory for me
Continued from: http://pastebin.com/z353QYvn
Last time: I accidentally a waifu
This time: din din time
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>You walk down the horsestairs in your fresh and cozy bathrobe.
>What was this, a trillion thread count?
>It's feels SO GOOD on your bare skin.
>"Anonymous? Darling, are you there?"
>Is that.... wheatloat you smell?
>That's your favourite dish.
>Well, your favourite non-meat dish, anyway.
>You miss steak.
>You cautiously step down the stairs, unsure of what Rarity has planned for you.
>On the one hand, you know that she wants to jump your bones and take away your pony v-card.
>Part of you is okay with that because God knows that the mental line dividing ponies and humans blurs more and more every day.
>The other part doesn't want you to start a relationship with a farm animal because you REALLY don't want to admit how sexually frustrated you've become after all this time in Equestria.
>God knows you'd fuck a cow sooner than you'd make steak from it now.
>....
>You sicken yourself sometimes.
>The scene before you is breathtaking.
>The dining room is in a very low light, the only significant source of light being the candles Rarity had set up in the middle of the table.
>There are flowers sitting on the table (with a single red rose on your plate), and soft violin music provides a very, well...
>A very romantic atmosphere.
>You suddenly feel hot under the collar.
"Wow. R-rarity, did you, uh, turn up the heat or something, or...?"
>Hoo-boy.
>Of all the gestures you had ever experienced at the hooves of these ponies, "romantic" had never been one of them.
>You'd felt amusement when some pony tried to stop you from doing something that they thought would be too dangerous for you.
>You'd felt anger when some pony actually SUCCEEDED in keeping you from doing something because they thought it was too dangerous.
>Looking at you, Twilight.
>>27208104luv u 2 5eva. 1 hrd 1 luv 1 lyf
>>27208029
She's been a good Rararara so far. Grant her the waifu; she's earned the D.
>>27208171
>You'd even felt sadness when you'd overheard ponies talking about how alien you looked and how strange you behaved.
>You didn't really need much of a reminder that you were radically different from ponies.
>You could play it all off if you just forced yourself to feel indifferent and apathetic to everything that went on around you, but it wasn't like you could keep that sort of thing up all the time.
>You weren't made of stone; even if you kept them stubbornly buried, you still had feelings.
>And it took a hell of a stronger man than you to adjust to your new life in a new world with new people and with your entire life and family left behind.
>It was so much easier when you just didn't care.
>But these fucking ponies made it so HARD to do so.
>God dammit, Rarity, why are you making you feel feelings?
>Rarity shakes you out of your troubling musings with a hoof gesture to the seat across from her.
>Rarity's smile never falters; never grows stiff or insincere.
>"Sit down, Anonymous. Let me get a good look at those eyes of yours."
>Fuck.
>FUCK!
>You can't bring yourself to just roll your eyes in fond exasperation like you used to.
>Instead, you take your seat, feeling uncharacteristically nervous.
>B-but she was just a pony, right?
>Not even human.
>Not even with those intelligent, compassionate eyes.
>Not even with all that human-like behaviour.
>Christ, if you didn't know any better....
>"Are you feeling any better, Darling?"
"Hmm?"
>"You fell in the shower. Are you feeling any better?"
>Oh.
>That.
>Not even with the level of empathy you've only ever seen in other humans.
"That.... that's very kind of you to ask, Rarity. I'm fine now."
>You crack a smile and are surprised at how genuine it feels on your face.
>The grin she returns looks just as real.
>"I'm glad. You had me worried there, you know. You brute."
>Rarity's horn lights up and the meal she had prepared floats into the room on the winds of her magic.
>>27208193
>Everything settles down in the appropriate places and you're honestly quite surprised at the amount of effort Rarity's put into this entire event.
"Rarity; wow. You really didn't have to do all this."
>Rarity waves you off with a hoof and levitates her utensils with her magic.
>"Nonsense, Anonymous. You'd done me SUCH a big favour by mining all those gems for me. If I'd known it was a delicate creature such as yourself doing my dirty work for me, I'd have sent a mare instead."
>Fuck off, Rarity. Don't ruin the mood.
>She chews and swallows a portion of her wheatloaf, and you take this as the signal that it's fine to eat now.
>"Besides," she continues, her eyes staring directly into you own, "It isn't every day I find a pretty stallion naked and in my house."
>Welp.
>She got you there.
>You'd feel the same way if you had a naked stallion alone in YOUR house.
>...
>Mare.
>Naked ma-you know what? Fuck it.
>You know what you meant.
>"So, Darling, have you thought about what I said?"
>She tilts her head inquisitively.
>"About your... puritan... ways?"
>Your puritan ways?
>The only thing you'd really been talking about had been your tendencies to clothe yourself.
>Does she mean that?
>With a sigh, you put down your knife and fork.
>Plastic, by the way; they haven't trusted you with real-life sharp things ever since Twilight caught you shaving and thought you were trying to slit your throat.
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>>27207095
I can already hear the wedding bells.ALL OF THEM.
>>27208214
why is worst pink in there?
>>27208214
The perfect waifu herd.
>>27208213
"Rarity, I really don't know what to tell you. Humans have been covering themselves up literally for centuries. Being naked in public like ponies are would get me arrested, back on Earth."
>Rarity fixes you with a disbelieving stare.
>"Anonymous, do you truly expect me to believe that every single culture on your planet shares a taboo against nudity, of all things?"
>Yes.
>Yes, you do.
"It really isn't an unreasonable thing to believe, Rarity."
>Rarity sets her own utensils (METAL, dammit; like a GROWN-UP!) and shakes her head, her expression now somewhere between amusement and sadness.
>"Anonymous, I wish you would trust me with the truth. Is it really so terrible that you can't share it with me? Even in private?"
>Rarity hops down from her seat and makes her way over to you.
>Once she reaches your seat, she uses her magic to spin it around so that you're facing her.
>Briefly shaking her butt back and forth like a cat, Rarity hops up into your lap and places her hooves on your shoulder to balance and secure herself.
>"Anonymous, you have absolutely nothing to be ashamed of. I don't know what those awful people did or said to you to make you feel this way, but I'm telling you that you have no reason to be shy."
>She... really doesn't give up, does she?
>You were pretty sure, earlier today, that her concern was just another one of her "men are weak and need to be coddled" quirks, but now.... not so much.
>You mean, she's literally sitting on your lap and telling you how beautiful you are and it just feels really, really...
>...real.
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That's all I've got. Here's hoping my power level wasn't too high when I wrote this.
>>27208233
and the condensation kills it. go on anyway I guess.
>>27208214
CADANCE IS A MARRIED MARE
>>27208245
condescension"
>>27208245
I could go either way.
>>27208282
go nuts man
>>27208220
>>27208251
I don't question the Horse Pussy, I just heed it's call and answer to it.
>>27208233
This is a bit beyond thickheaded. She refuses to believe a completely alien species from potentialy another universe might have different social norms from them...
Even Applejack isn't this stubborn.
>>27208282
I vote her being genuine, then.
Damn near every fucking story is about the ponies not giving a fuck about Anon beyond his dick.
I want to see a genuine friend, goddammit!
>>27208214
>purple stupid
>terminix thing
Ehh, no.
>>27208314
Yeah, I think I'm building too far up on the "he's a colt; he doesn't know what he's talking about" thing. Dammit, I knew this was a mistake.
