I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF LIVING THERE edition.
SEASON SIX STARTS MARCH 26 AT 8 AM PDT/11 AM EDT/3 PM GMT/UTC!
Friendship is Magic #40 is still storytimed here!
>>26767627
Forever #26 (Shining Armor/Prince Blueblood) is storytimed here!
>>26790683
Princess Luna and the Festival of the Winter Moon still storytimed here!
>>26761981
Previous thread
>>26809844
>filly
>>26815848
Why is Noi the best filly?
>filly
WE DRAW STRAM NOW
https://piczel.tv/watch/nobby
https://piczel.tv/watch/nobby
Stallionsafter dark
>>26815841
Rarara a shit
Ponuts with extra sprinkles
>>26815863
>civilization is falling apart
>loved ones are dead or captured by the evil queen
>out of desperation, that stallion had his way with that little filly changeling that nightUnf.
Beach episode when?
>>26815876
>>26815911
>this happened for several nights since they fleed to the forest
>the changeling had to endure being used by a large male stallion to avoid losing his disguise and keep gathering info
>>26815912
>posting the explicit version
MODS QUICKLY SOMEBODY'S POSTING UNDERAGE HORSE GINNIES
>like a dozen threads from dropping off the board.
>230 images posted
>LOL TIME FOR A NEW GENERAL!
Pony is beingattacked by an enemy cutie mark user!
>>26815918
>visiting alternate Equestria where basically everything is the same, but all stallion are permanently erect
>>26815873
>goes to draw stream
>No hooves
You've tricked me for the last time
>>26815912
>>26815972
I'm just gonna fill this canvas with sketches, then do those requests from last thread
>KYAN-TA-ROTTOU
>"FUCK YOU, LJN!"
>>26815876
Stallionsin heat
>>26815987
Ban this filth.
Cuteinter-speciescouples.
>>26816181
batponies are adorable
>>26816074
Warm stallion in your cold bed
>>26816181They're cute.
Preemptive 'Quit being such fucking fags'.
>>26816189
adorablest
>>26816262
hhhhnggg
Twilight and her friends are a plague upon Equestria.
Every time they save the ponies they make them weaker, they make them more lazy, more comfy. Every time they should be strong for their land, for their friends, for their families, they just run away and hope that the princesses or Twilight and Co. will come and save the day.
By preventing the ponies from confronting their own problems they are not saving them, they are merely dooming them.
BAN THE PRINCESSES AND THEIR FRIENDS
>>26816341
Is ponk the rapist or rapee?
>>26816262
>>26816310
>mane6 have outgrown you faster than you have outgrown them as waifus
>>26815873
>>26816442
by the time you get to equestria
theyd all already have husbands and families
>>26816484
awwww sheeeeit you did itshe's just playing hard to get, right
>>26816484
ah, so they wouldn't treat pinkie pie
eh
eh.
Giving filly treats to the mares.
>>26816484
But Nurse, this is a real problem. Why, I could just die in your arms tonight.
Okay this one's a stretch but...
Why did the Royal Guard lose his job after his Princess was bitten by a bug?Because he didn't protect her from a Luna tick.
>>26815873
f a s t
>>26816530
>"I wish you would die"
>>26816501
NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN
You have mail.
>>26816566
Alright, but just so you know I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you.
If you want Braeburn to let you give him bellyrubs, first you have to make an apple turnover.
>>26816574
Time to zip open my package.
https://derpiboo.ru/1113487
>>26816566
SO FAST
>>26816574
that's not mail, that's a tiny horse
>>26816606
Haha, well ofcourse it'd be something terrible.
Pinkie took the Cake twins on a field trip to the Mirror Pool and when she came back she'd gained twenty Pounds.
>>26816650
Did she eat the babies?
>>26816660
Yes
>>26815873
MULTISTRAMMING WITH XIERIL NOW
COME JOIN
The fillies and colts are singing Digimon songs in Japanese again.
Maid filly is calling you master again.
Anon sleeping with his face rubbed up against pony's belly, with pony curling around his head.
Fluttershy's draconequus friend is a bad influence. Yesterday she made him a personalized tapestry and she spend the whole day sewing Discord.
>>26816700plbtbtbtb
>>26816700
>>26816716
I thought you'd leave your terrible horse puns to the last thread, anon.
Instead I find you here shitting up this perfectly good pile of shitposts too. Shame on you.
>>26816735
I can't even sleep without a pony mask anymore.
Isn't mlp
>>26815873
>>26816341
>>26816389
From the looks of things I think she's trying to kick her heroin addiction.
>>26816681
I want to baby the little pegasus mare.
>>26816740
That mare needs a boop right on her snootle
She probably hasn't had one in a long time
>>26816752
Let me be clear as crystal: I love puns and so should you.
>>26816803
Where did Snootle even come from?
>>26816555
Even trips won't make this forgivable.
Get out.
>>26816838
snout is another name for nose. Then there are cute nonsensical words like doodle. It's probably a combination of the two into a cute word that somehow makes some sense.
>>26816838
Probably from "snoot"
>>26816623
>terrible
okay now you're just lying because I decided to view it after reading your post and it was not terrible at all
Is it too late for big adventure?
>>26816880
no, bad pony, drugs are bad
>>26816880
>>26816885
THE PUN IS SPREADING
>>26816786
rude
>>26816913
Go ahead and call 'em. I'll cuddle them too.
>>26816885
Never
>>26816913
>Size difference
Throw in somefemdomand I'm diamonds
>>26816913
I called the pone police
they arrived riding on police people
Twilight hired a dragon temp while Spike was on vacation, but all her letters to Celestia came out Garbled.
>>26816952
This needs to be drawn
Remember not to praise your ponies too much or they'll grow up to be like Rainbow Dash.
>>26816963
>the steering wheel has one of those old one-handed knob turner things so a pony can actually use it
huh
that's pretty neat
Remember not to beat your ponies too much or they'll grow up to be like Fluttershy.
>>26816972
As long as they aren't physically Rainbow Dash they'll still be inherently better
Maybe I want them to be even more arrogant than Rainbow Dash as well
Maybe to the point where they believe that they're gods and would abuse and dominate me in order to get the respect and admiration that they desire so much
>>26816984
It's called a frog scratcher.
Remember not to molest your ponies too much or they'll grow up to be like Rarity.
>>26816913
THEY CAN'T UNCUDDLE YOU
>>26815848
>filly
>>26816984
it is neat. They can fit that thing pretty solidly in their hoof
Reminder to kiss your stallions regularly because they're adorable and they deserve your attention.
>>26816953
Watch out little ponies!
There's a giant Sunset Shimmer about to slap you with her huge slab of butter!
>five days and 10 hours
>>26816777
WAY PAST COOL
post your favorite alt. mane style of your favorite pony.
Taking bets:
Will the season opener have a song?
S1: yes
S2: no
S3: yes
S4: no
S5: yes
>>26817076
Yes
>>26816963
>>26817076
It willFlurry Heart will sing
>>26817070
>>26817086
Is she motherly or a slut?
>>26817102
both
>>26817102
She's slutherly
>>26817111
>>26817139
I would kiss Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy
>>26817110
My Oedipus urges are rising
>>26817153
Oh?
Colt wants you to watch The Lion Guard with him.
No, it's NOT because the hyenas scare him.
>>26817177
Yeah. Where's your sister?
>>26817221
Only if colt explains why Snips is a badger.
>>26817221
>tfw I see stuff from that show almost every day I work
>tfw I get reminded of who took AKR away from us
Working for The Mouse has its down sides
>>26817239
Working for the mouse is a death sentence. I only hope AKR manages to escape.
>>26817239
>>26817318
Isn't it part of their contracts that they own the rights to literally anything you create while you're employed there, even if it's not for them?
The wait was too fucking long! Why must we be tortured like this?
>>26817339
Go count to sixty 7,818 times
>>26817318
It must have been better than working on pone. I understand greener pastures and all, but hopefully she could get some connections and move up in the world.
>>26817333
You mean writers or all employees period? It could be different based on what branch you're in but I don't recall anything aboutCast Members.
>>26817407
Which park?
>>26817333
Dunno about that, but they make Hasbro look like small children when it comes to corporate evil.
The cartoons for their channel aren't really a concern for them. The moment they feel they have enough episodes to just air nonstop on their channels they will kill the show. That's what happened to Wander over Yonder. And honestly I'm pretty sure something similar what happened with Gravity Falls. Disney fucking hates cartoons with a plot, even if it's something smaller that happens along the entire season.
>>26817221
>The Lion Guard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05ViXbWpHoY
Something seems off a little
>>26817418
>And honestly I'm pretty sure something similar what happened with Gravity Falls.
No. They begged Hirsch for a third season. He just got pissy and rushed his show to completion so he could get away from them quicker. That's why everything after Ford comes back is poorly paced and terrible.
>>26817407
Epic humble brags, bropai.
>>26817414Studios
We were supposed to get a 50 cent raise earlier this month but they've had to cut back on people's hours because Shanghai is over budget.
GOD DAMNIT I AM NOT PREPARED FOR THE NEW SEASON WHY DID IT COME SO SOON I AM FULL PANIC
>>26817421
It's like they took 3d models, let students animate them, then traced it. Literally every other animal looks professional while the hyenas look like dead eyed puppets.
I'm severely annoyed by this.
I guess this horse is from a quest
>>26817451
I am greatly looking forwards to new cute pony episodes.Please help me I don't know what to do with myself without pony.
>>26817056
I hope Sunset slaps me with her huge slab too
>>26817478
Touch yourself to ponies?
>>26817421
The whole series feels off.
>>26817471
>It's like they took 3d models, let students animate them, then traced it.
I'm pretty sure ALL of the characters are like that, like nuSimba here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKjsfZVIBug
>>26817421
Damn that's a catchy song desu senpai
>>26817476
would you still hug it?
>>26817476
Yes
it's basically 'get a trappy colt's ass fucked: the quest'
is breddy gud
>>26817498
I wanna fuck that Hyena
>>26817498
I legitimitely can't tell if the industry has edged towards uglier character designs because the good artists have retired/can't into the new tools, or simply so nerds don't make porn of it. I guess I'm just hoping it's an intentional move.
>>26817533
Anon, be honest. You'd fuck anything with a pulse and a hole.
>>26817441
>tfw I don't know if this is sarcastic or what
Y-you too
>>26817520
I like the songs, yeah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO66uVZ6Ung
>>26817554
Technically the pulse isn't required.
And holes can be made.
But why is Snips a badger?
>>26817568
>>26817553
It's impossible to not have porn made. NuSquirrel Girl has porn made.
>>26817533
bad taste in hyenas
>>26817571
That's not that cute of a badger. He'd look better as a morbidly obese female anthro with a horse dick.
>>26817581
>>26817590
Fillies can't vomit.
Sure is /co/ in here.
>>26817583
I liked the original hyenas.
>they have cutie marks
uuugh
What if MLP was a literal chinese cartoon?
>>26817563
Wow. Honestly if you can teach this lesson to your children, they will go SO far in life.
>>26817608
Does anyone have the screencap of /co/ where everyone's saying "He got his cutie mark!".
>>26817608
His character design triggers me.
They may as well have given him a skateboard.
I'm gonna be honest MLPG. It's entirely possible I've fapped to Nala just as many times, if not more, than rarara
>>26817614
What if it was an american cartoon?
>>26817636
who
>>26817587
Well yeah but so would anyone.
>>26817590
>vomit meme
>>26817563
>two watermarks
>overlapping
why
>>26817646
>he doesn't know who Nala is
please tell me you're joking
>>26817636
I had a cat named NalaHe killed himself by biting into some wiring
>>26817665
>he
That's what you fucking get for naming your male cat a female name, stupid.
>>26817643
CLOOOOSE OUR EYES. BELIEVE WITH ALL OUR MIIIIND. SPAAAAARKLE SHIIIINE.
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>26817663
>implying MLPG isn't full of the new wave of underages who hasn't seen any of the disney movies on VHS
>nala
>not Zira or at least Vitani
I have to puke super hard.
>>26817695
COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD
>>26817643
>Assortment of sluts.
>Pink, Blue, Yellow, Purple, Violet.
>No orange.
>>26817717
literally who
>>26817663
Well, I'm not a furry so I didn't had the need to learn that lion's name.I'm not a big Disney fan either.
>>26817695I actually saw and currently have stored some MLP movies on VHS. It's kind of funny in retrospect.
>>26817734
And the even have a SPIKE.
>>26817734
That's cause orange isn't a slutty color.
>>26817748
honestly I feel like Applejack would be the least slutty of the m6
The sluttiest color is white.
It's a combination of all the other, slutty colors.
>>26817695
>tfw own thief and the cobbler on VHS and watched it more than aladdin
its fukken masteful m8
>>26817744
To be fair, Applejack's only on the show because she's one of the few G1 ponies Hasbro still has a copyright on (most of them where sold off to Hallmark to use in greeting cards.)
>>26817734
I'm still kind of shocked whenever someone calls AJ orange. I'm color blind and a lot of orange colors and light greens blend intogether, so it wasn't until near the end of season 2 that I leaned AJ was Orange instead if green.
>>26817739
They're from lion king 2, Zira essentially being Scar but female
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJGqxf86cZs
>>26817768
>AJ being green
She would shoot straight down to worst pony for me if that were the case.
Colorblidness must be worse than death itself
>>26817781
I want to cum inside that wingless griffin.
>>26817695
Nigga I've seen all the Disney movies.
And all the Star Wars movies.
>>26817813
She's pretty good yeah.
Fillies are like relational databases.
>>26817847
Something I have no knowledge about and zero understanding of? Yeah that sounds right
filly is just too complicated for me
Some guys have all the luck.
>>26817847
Uh oh. Is someone studying info sys or SQL out there?
Have fun. You'll be doing the most tedious, annoying, and long work ever, feel your soul drain from your body, but then land a job maybe running one query statement per week, and just clicking buttons that you could have done back in high school the rest of the time
>>26817888
they look like they're made out of play dough
>>26817894
This pony is speaking in tongues.
Better tie her to a stone and throw her in a lake.
>>26817905
All ponies have tongues, Anon.
>>26817926
This one too.
Stone, lake.
>>26817888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cunMICmz1nQ
>>26817934
You can't solve all of your problems with stones and lakes!
>>26817888
Well, I wasn't really planning on sleeping tonight anyways.
>>26816566
>>26817943
The Dashes are doubling!
If Ponies don't usually wear anything, why is there a sudden influx of underwear sales in Equestria?
>>26817948
Fuck you. If anyone needs me I'm going to get stoned by the lake.
>>26817962
Ponies are hotter in clothes
>>26817943
>It's me!
>Farthorse!
>>26817984
It's me! Farthorse.
>>26817984
more fasthorse
>>26817984
FASTER FASTHORSE
You must FART FASTER
>>26818023
Jesus Dash you're going to blow your o ring, ease up.
Your bed has been claimed by the fillies.
>>26818067
>>26818046
too far
>>26818046
But you didn't post Moondancer?
>>26818067
They'll have to oust the stallions first
Smarthorse has stolen your spot in your bed.
Now you have to sleep with her.
Fillies and colts
in your bed
cuddling you
>>26818147
works for me.
>5 days
>>26818165
You feel a bulge between her legs.
Looks like it's a "him", after all.
>>26818147
I will sleep
INSIDE of her!
>>26818200
also acceptable.
Colt has a new pet, wanna play with it?
>>26817553
They are gonna have to try a LOT harder to make me not want to fuck things.
>>26818200
Although I'm fine with him, I wouldn't mind it be her with a cock
>>26818200
Let me get the pamphlet on me sleeping with another guy
Basically I am big spoon at all times.
>>26817983
>le Anita Snarkeesian whorse
WEW
niggers
>This account's links are generating too much traffic and have been temporarily disabled!
>>26818147
I would literally sleep on the floor over sleeping in bed with that entry tier horse.
>>26818200
>futafags/trapfags
At least your post didn't go to waste. I'll add it to my Twilight rape folder.
>>26818347
>Twilight rape folder.
Elaborate.
>>26818200
>You feel a bulge between her legs.
Did pony cast the "gigantus in my pantus" spell?
>>26818200
A fine forum for futa, my fellow faggot.
>>26815841
why is she so red
>>26818371
There's a little faggot inside all of us.
Those legs are a warning. If you rut her, she will lock her legs around you and force you to impregnate her.
>>26818414
>implying I'm not desperate enough to still go in
>it took a potentially world-ending threat for Dash to be accepted into the Wonderbolts
heh
>>26818427
It would be fun if at some point this season they call her out for having like 6 titles and she's still not a wonderbolt.
Pony is very little.
Do you understand what that means?She can fly for free on most airlines as long as she sits in your lap.
>>26818414
What's Twilight doing in that picture?
Is she airing out her big stanky vagina, or something?
Pony is very large.
Do you understand what that means?He'll carry you around on his back if you help him with things that require hands.
Pony has been masturbating to human porn for so long now she can no longer connect with other ponies.
>>26818489
Is pony looking for a bodyguard/chauffeur/sidekick?
>>26818494
She has an opening for a henchman.
