DAAPI and friends edition
SEASON SIX STARTS MARCH 26 AT 8 AM PDT/11 AM EDT/3 PM GMT/UTC!
Friendship is Magic #40 is still storytimed here!
>>26767627
Forever #26 (Shining Armor/Prince Blueblood) is storytimed here!
>>26790683
Princess Luna and the Festival of the Winter Moon still storytimed here!
>>26761981
Previous thread
>>26805099
>filly
>rarara
>>26809793
>3.51MB for such a shitty quality gif
Jesus christ anon
>rara
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SEASON PREMIERE PROMO and season previews - last one is the first 1:47 of 601!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar9xLhMg5_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewqjZo7zcSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3h6lWSHcXA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPA-dqj8VTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-X52k3e6Qs601 - The Crystalling Pt. 1: The Mane Six attend the Crystalling of Cadence and Shining Armor's new baby at the Crystal Empire; Twilight gets the chance to present Starlight with her first friendship lesson.
602 - The Crystalling Pt. 2: The Mane Six scramble to save the Crystal Empire from an eternal winter; Starlight struggles after the failed reunion with her old friend.
603 - The Gift of the Maud Pie: Rarity and Pinkie Pie are in Manehattan looking for an ideal location for Rarity's new store and searching for the perfect gift for Pinkie Pie's sister.
604 - On Your Marks: Now that they've finally received their cutie marks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what's next; the friends do not all agree on how to embrace their destinies.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire: In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
Season 5 episode links
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MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
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The intro is finished!
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VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>>26809859
MOM MOM MOM
I CAN SEE HER BITS
Nyx wants a cuddle.
>>26809859
>rara
>>26809867
>nyxfags
>>26809888
I was surprised by how good that episode was.
It sounded terrible based on the synopsis.
Fluttershy!
>>26809901
What's that, filly?
You want a burrito?
>>26809900
>he does it for freefags
see? not nice is it.
>>26809915
Don't be rude with the spanish speaking fillies.
>>26809904
cutest mare
>>26809904
>>26809915
Wrap her in a blanket Anon! Burrito her like the legends tell!
Cute latino fillies in your area [click here].
>>26809952
>do you live in anonymous proxy too?!?
Blankets specifically made for burritoing ponies are now on sale!
>>26809972
>fluttershy will never wear a slinky black dress for you
>>26809959
Buy now and get lessons included with pony professional blanket professionals! They're extra professional and will let you test it on them!
>>26809977
Good
Oh damn I thought I had remembered why I was alive but then I forgot
>>26809983
I want to be the pony getting wrapped.
>>26809926
no need for such negativity
>>26810026
>*shitty mare
>>26809977
Yes. Ponies in black dresses is something I'd wanted to see for a long time.
>>26809995
Philistine!
Fluttershy is a lovely mare.
>>26810034
fluttershy is a bad pony and you should feel bad
Did you boop your sun horse today?
my cuckolding girlfriend! there you are! i missed you so much!
>>26810108
>>26810108
Please do not drug the flower trio.
>>26810125
what's that from?
>>26809804
>>26809821
NEVER
EVER
PCKUKCS
>>26810162
>PCKUKCS
what's that?
>>26810162
Why is /pol/ shitposting so fucking indecipherable
Are you all mentally retarded or something
>>26810139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHBPRzWIbx8
>>26810162
>>26810170
well, yeah
>>26810170
Oh, is *that* what that retarded drivel was supposed to be?
4/10, some common transgressive elements but lacking coherency and emotional impact.
Behold, behold
The princess Flurry cometh
Unicorn mares dominating you with their magic
I love the smell of a good new filly.
>>26810238
>>26810238
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/317847/flurried-flares
>>26810278
fucking unicorns man
>>26810227
Unicorn mares urinating you with their magic
>>26810334
>Young unicorn mares in the library
>struggle to stifle their giggles
>as they take turns grabbing Anon's dick
>>26810357
>they laugh at how Anon's dick is smaller than their horns
>then they take turns pegging him
>>26810261
>writes bad my little pony fanfiction
>hey join my patreon
>>26810364
>>26810368
this is how all your fantasies end
>>26810376
When he doesn't write horrible fetishes or anthro monstrosities his stuff is actually pretty hot
>>26810383
>>26810411
Derpy no! That's forbidden love
You know what's the hilarious thing
this
I'm literally howling with laughter right now I'm pretty sure my neighbours are listening
>>26810399
yeah okay anon
>>26810376
msob pls
>>26810425
>dobson
too easy of a target to actually be funny.
>>26810447
>inflates
heh
![rGXpa78[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GIWEZZO.jpg "rGXpa78[1].jpg")
Dress the pony.
>>26810455
you cheeky breeky.
>>26810425
>yeah okay anon
Do keep in mind that almost everything is horrible fetish shit or anthro trash
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/302255/straight-as-spaghetti this is pretty hot though
>>26810461
>convienient crotch access
unf
Once upon a time there was a pony with a really great butt
>>26810463
don't argue with him
>>26810467
they're basically assless chaps. And he's wearing them IN PUBLIC.
>>26810474
jeez anon sorry if I can't take seriously people that write my little pony porn
>tfw you are comfortable posting random quasi-lewd in MLPG
>but the idea of meeting IRL horsefuckers terrifies you
>>26810488
same
>>26810488
from a thumbnail it seemed an extremely cellulitic ass
>>26810505
get out of my house, pony
>>26810488
Meeting people doesn't doesn't terrify me, it's a pretty straightforward project.
It's making friends that's absolutely terrifying.
Also cosplayers are fucking shit.
I want Princess EA to turn me into an anthro mare and use me anyway she pleases!
>>26810556
>she
He has a dick, dude.
Remember, fillies are not bag of holdings.
I put my filly of holding into a portable hole.
>>26810574
She.
>>26810586
But I just put my plasma bombs and railgun inside of her!
>>26810600
Equestria is no more.
>>26810609
Dick.
HE.
>>26810488
Yeah, I'm never meeting any of you nasty fuckers in person.
>>26810616
HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
>>26810617
>>26810529
>Also cosplayers are fucking shit.
I'll fight you
>>26810617
agreed
>>26810638
cosplayers are not ponies
thus cosplayers trying to be ponies are shit
thus mlp cosplayers are shit
>>26810609
She just ate them. I doubt you'll be able to recover those objects.
>>26810617
>>26810642
Let's all meet up sometime and not meet anybody together.
hey i made this for the brownie bun blog but they never uploaded it to the main page so here you go
>>26810556
What if it'splaying videogames with clothes on
>>26810666
>-atryl
I laughed
>>26810488
>met horsefuckers IRL
>pretty cool bunch of guys
You can't just kiss a mare without asking her first.
I don't think most of you are nasty.
I think some of you suffer from various combinations of bad taste and psychological and sexual issues, but that's far from the worst thing in the world.
I do wonder about myself, and why I enjoy a middling-to-good cartoon about magical friendship horsies so much. Also why I dream about them…
You can just kiss a filly without asking first.
>>26810699
>>26810702
I'd like to think i'm basically a normie minus my fetishes
but it's not like I go around talking about MLP and transformation irl
>>26810708
SHE'S GONNA BLOWAnd by that I mean suck anon's dick
>>26810671
I at least better be able to smell her intoxicating musk.
>>26810671
>playing videogames with clothes on
you mean turning EA into a pair of pants and a t-shirt, every inch riddled with erogenous zones so that whenever you move he orgasms?
Turning his own dick and balls with a joystick with a pair of buttons at the bottom of his base, playing with him for hours on end, never stopping, as he oozes cum under your armpits and crotch?
>>26810703
Fillies tend to bite you if you try, though.
>>26810738
that's why you should give them some fillynip first to mellow them out
>>26810733
This really isnt pony at all
Please take it to /unf/
I want to bear my waifu's children
>>26810702
I think most everyone in here is probably a cool guyor girl. I might act kinda odd on here, but in person, you'd never be able to tell I was even remotely interested in ponies, much less completely infatuated with them.
>>26810750
he asked
and /unf/ is dead
>>26810733
UNF
>>26810702
The good thing about IRL meetups is that the really disgusting pieces of shit don't show up
>>26810752
but
>>26810749
>you will never tickle her belly
>>26810768
um
>>26810769
I would get a uterus installed just so I could bear her child. I'd even let her borrow my penis to get the job done.
I saw a girl with a pair of striped thigh highs on the street today and I unfed out loud.
Like that.
"Unf."
I blame you guys.
>>26810769
What's the problem, Butterhorse?
>>26810784
>know the guy in the Derpy shirt
Holy shit, this is going to be fun to send to him
>>26810800
tell him he looks like a total loser and he should burn that fedora
also shave
>>26810784
You think fat, ugly and awkward people constitute disgusting then you're a dumb normie.
>>26810786
Let the meme become you
>>26810784
I'm talking about behavior, not appearance, anon
I'm pretty sure none of those would talk about wanting the ponies to shit into their urethra or something
>>26810638
There's only one good pony cosplay and it's the Burdened.
What happened to all the GOOD pony commentaries?
>>26810821
>you feel it
>I feel it
>>26810586
You clearly didn't get the Ponka model, then.
>>26810836
there were good commentaries?
no really, serious question.
>>26810836
>good
>commentaries
>>26810830
I've noticed that the two go hand in hand more often then not at these kinds of things, but fair enough.
>>26810810
He literally wears that fucking thing everywhere. I've told him it doesn't look cool, but I'm a 'bully', so he doesn't listen.
>>26810834
I agree 100%.
>>26810836
>good pony commentaries
I don't even have a reaction image for that
>>26810425
>a guy who writes pretty well earns more money than a shit-awful artist who legitimately creates "I AM SILLY" art about people who criticize what he draws
Am I supposed to be surprised?
>>26810836
That's like saying
>where did all the good pony episode reaction videos go?
>>26810849
is that a trench coat he's wearing there too? I can't tell
Filly things.
>>26810821
Beautiful
>>26810847
Most disgusting pieces of shit are ugly, but not all ugly people are disgusting pieces of shit
Statistically, half the planet is ugly
Things wouldn't go well if they were all disgusting pieces of shit
>>26810851
>a guy who writes pretty well earns more money than a shit-awful artist who legitimately creates "I AM SILLY" art about people who criticize what he draws
You could also word it this way "A man with 15+ years in the comics industry who's released two books on his own gets less money than a 18 year old writing erotic my little pony fanfiction."
They're both correct sentences, that's the fun part.
>>26810870
>>26810859
He owns one, so I wouldn't be surprised. All of his shit is army green.
>>26810786
there were some girls behind me in class the other day talking about what unf meant and it reminded me of here, too
>>26810875
>15+ years in the comics industry
Posting inflation fetish comics online doesn't count as being in the industry
>>26810786
I saw a girl lift her foot out of her shoe and I saw her soles then I bit my lip and said unf.
>>26810870
Memes to you, my friend.
Memes to you.
Sunlestia watches proudly as two of her ponelets carry on a conversation in little bits as the one on a faster orbit zooms past, rapidly rattling off its greetings before being swept away by Sunlestia's gravity.
A derpyroid zooms past, as always, spinning and giggling.
>>26810895
Tthat's how he words it on his DA though. word for word.
Isn't he like 40 now?
>>26810892
that's just great
>>26810786
>go out for a smoke
>see a hot neighbor working out half naked
>audibly unf
I hate you guys so much
>people are actually saying 'unf' in real lifeI thought i was the only one
Boop away the pain.
>>26810948
why do you hate us? You'd have to hate us if you didn't unf at the hot neighbor and instead only unfed at drawings of ponies.
That's healthy, anon. Unf more.
>>26810951
impressive how a single person opening can lead to the opening of a dozen more
Isn't
>>26810951
I always assumed it was originally taken from real life in the first place. Like the guttural noise you make when you see something hot translated into text.
This is like those r63 characters transformed back into mares
>>26810968
No it is not.
>>26810974
>This is like those r63 characters transformed back into mares
>re-transformation
U-unf!
>>26811009
stop transforming the mares, they're getting tired
Twilight'sgiantmana pool.
>>26811040
she probably just stacks int and nothing else
>>26811040
>Twilight Sparkle's five-minute pre-battle buff sequence.PONETRATE UP!
>>26811058
would you raise your arms and give her your energy?
>>26811049
that's not true
she also stacked CHA
you're probably thinking of moondiaper
>>26811096
what do you want, nerd
>>26811099
>>26811062
Yeah, but I feel like receiving the energy of any anon here would cause a very severe negative reaction. Like Twilight would just start hurling everywhere, as if she had cast a mind-reading spell on you.
That's why Tirek would be making a very major mistake to try to absorb your power.
>>26811099
>>26811114
reminds me of that darf fic.
ponies and birds are natural enemies
>>26810900
A E S T H E T I C
>>26811121
>Tirek absorbs your power
>just fucking vomits all over the place and gives up, obviously not expecting the extent of your depravity
Hiatus stram in 3 hours (just to make sure people don't get it confused due to DST)
>>26811143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CjEH6eNqNY
>>26811151
>vomits everywhere
>immediately starts to get aroused
>not sure what's happening, he flees into a very large mountainside basement
>looks up images of ponies all day and masturbates to them
Marker hasn't been booped in days
>>26811175
>tirek is defeated
> but mlpg has a new shitposter
>>26811189
I haven't booped in days, so we can both help each other out
>>26811189
THAT THUMBNAIL LOOKS LIKE HER HORN IS A PENIS
>>26811211
that's really rude, man
>>26811211
No it doesnt
What sort of fucking chernobyl-ass penis do you have?
>>26811192
>he's worse than sa.jpg anon
>worse than the dash terrorist anon
>even worse than faceless
>all he ever talks about and commissions is cockvore of fillies
>samefags constantly to try and make it look popular
Equestria may be fine, but AT WHAT COST?
PONES IN LESS THAN A WEEK
>>26811192
>Tirek is a pregnant Cadance fetishist
FUCK WHERE YOU'RE FROM
>>26811232
honestly who puts the wrong end of a spoon in their mouth?
>>26811217
>tfw seeing crying ponies
they were not made for being sad
>>26811222
>ass penis
unf
>>26811232
>imminent_throat_fucking.jpg
>>26811248
excuse you, she's married
>>26811246
>dickbutt
>>26811241
but they're so cute when they're sad
>>26811258
She has a thing for ss, though.
>>26811279
They're much cuter when they're happy
>>26811280
just to be clear, that was an alternate universe and the real Tornado filly is not a changeling
I repeat NOT A CHANGELING
>>26811281
I'm about 97% percent that's illegal
>>26811291
>her talent is the sisterhooves social
What a weirdly specific and useless talent
Nyx turning you into a colt and holding you in a blanket
>>26811289
arguable
>>26811297
She's a princess
You gon arrest royalty, motherfucker?
>>26811304
No, her talent issisterly bonding.
>>26811291
I'm going to have to confiscate the tornado filly until we can be sure.
>>26811309
>She's a princess
she's a unicorn with prosthetic wings, anon
there are only two real princesses in this show
>>26811291
>that candy tucked into her mane
That's cute.
>>26811320
You can't just confiscate a filly.
>>26811329
Damn, that's actually really fucking adorable
>>26811335
why not?
>>26811352
The human version of her nobby drew does weird things to my dick
>>26811322
ITYM
>pegasus with a strap-on horn
at least going by the chapterbooks.
>>26811371
>Little question mark necklace
That's cute.
>>26811371
Oh my god
I can image her cheering at almost anything you do
>walking
>WOOO YOU GO ANON!
>putting trash in the can
>YEAHH HE'S CLEANING UP THE WORLD!
>shitposting
>AWW YEAH LOOK AT HIM GO!
I want her
>>26811371
she's 18 right?
>>26811371
Is she wearing garbage bags for shoes?
>>26811382
SIDEMOUTH
>>26811371
nobby's stuff is weirdly hot
I should commission him again when I have the money
>>26810070
God I loved how everyone pushed Pinkie around on her skates. So cute.
>>26811371
>fishnet stockings
BE STILL MY DICK
>>26811371
>tfw no loli fangirl
>tfw no filly fangirl
>>26811415
is this supposed to be raindrops
>>26811415
Dream of bulbous Anons.
>>26811391
she probably still has a featureless crotch
>>26811023
This is exactly what I want.
>>26811431
>inner thigh cutie mark
OH MY GOD ANON THIS IS A SFW BOARD
>>26811371
>>26811444
Doesn't mean she won't try to flash you for a confidence boost
>>26811371
>Tfw you will never have a fangirl
>>26811403
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26811431
Of all the ponies to get the inner thigh cutie mark animation error, I think Raindrops might be the most unfortunate by far
>>26811371
oh wow
how adorable
>>26811444
Just because she doesn't have pubic hair yet doesn't mean she's featureless, Anon.
>>26811481
she's perma-wet
>>26811444
My dick will overcome this obstacle.
>>26811417
That's alright, that is perfectly legal here.
>>26811473
>tfw had a fangirl
>tfw too awkward in high school to get the poon
>>26811352
>>26811371
Who's that pony?
>>26811520
some oc filly who loves anon
>>26811520
What do you think this is, Pokemon?
>>26811533
Oh.That's cute.
Your filly followers are eager to be taught the ways of the Human.
>>26811570
I'm teaching a class at the local pony community college on mondays and wednesdays, it's free for fillies
>>26811514
>high school
Don't fucking remind me
>cute friend constantly and very blatantly hits on me
>think his advances are just jokes
Kill me
This mare has something to ask you.
>>26811600
no thanks, I'm married to my waifu
but I'll ask her if she's interested in a 3rd occasionally
