SEASON SIX STARTS MARCH 26 AT 8 AM PDT/11 AM EDT/3 PM GMT/UTC!
Friendship is Magic #40 is still storytimed here!
>>26767627
Forever #26 (Shining Armor/Prince Blueblood) is storytimed here!
>>26790683
Princess Luna and the Festival of the Winter Moon still storytimed here!
>>26761981
It's spring, or just about! Hopefully Ponyville pulled off their Winter Wrap Up on time this year. There may have been a few espeically vested interests this year around. But with the steps they made towards organization, it's probably not expecting too much to have another success. And with the beginning of spring...it's party time again!
>>26800216
Previous thread.
>filly
>filly
SEASON PREMIERE PROMO and season previews - last one is the first 1:47 of 601!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar9xLhMg5_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewqjZo7zcSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3h6lWSHcXA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPA-dqj8VTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-X52k3e6Qs
601 - The Crystalling Pt. 1:The Mane Six attend the Crystalling of Cadence and Shining Armor's new baby at the Crystal Empire; Twilight gets the chance to present Starlight with her first friendship lesson.
602 - The Crystalling Pt. 2:The Mane Six scramble to save the Crystal Empire from an eternal winter; Starlight struggles after the failed reunion with her old friend.
603 - The Gift of the Maud Pie:Rarity and Pinkie Pie are in Manehattan looking for an ideal location for Rarity's new store and searching for the perfect gift for Pinkie Pie's sister.
604 - On Your Marks:Now that they've finally received their cutie marks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what's next; the friends do not all agree on how to embrace their destinies.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>filly
>unicorns
POST IMAGES OF SCOOTALOO'S REAR HERE: http://horsefucking.co/sic/res/2010.html
FOR THE GLORY OF SCOOTABUTT.ORG
TOUCH THE MARE
Rarity
Is READY!
>>26805106
m-marker?!
>>26805176
>HOW MAY I BE OF ASSISTANCE, WILL ANY OF MY SPECIAL ATTACHMENTS BE NECESSARY?
>>26805191
What kind of attachments do you have?
>>26805117
Why isn't rarity invited?
this show has had a lot of cute moments
post some of them
>>26805225
Everyone else feels the urge to get on the table whenever Rarity shows up
>>26805232
>>26805232
Twilight sure is a cute pone
>>26805232
>>26805157
Can I touch the jackal instead?
>>26805160
can I touch it?
>>26805232
>>26805232
what is applejack showing her?
post a pic of what you think is in that book
>>26805232
why does twilight love anal sex so much
sometimes after I pet the filly my hands smell like filly and it doesn't wash off
>>26805232
>>26805288
>>26805333
Can I exchange this for a better pony?
>>26805350
Only eligible for pony of equal or lesser value
>>26805333
I can't believe they got my order wrong again.
I asked for the other pegasus.
>>26805365
that doesn't narrow it down much
Filly butts make fine erasers.
>>26805377
we're sorry for the shipping mistake
please accept this gift as our sincere apology
>>26805365
Can you at least give me a little break and give me Applejack?
>>26805387
Can there really be too much Pinkie Pie?
>>26805232
I can't fully describe it but I remember one gif of fluttershy raising her head up with ear flopping and a smile. It was super cute. If someone knows what I'm talking about could you please post it.
>>26805416
maybe this
Ponpon.
>>26805436
That's not the one but it is still super cute
>>26805394
No no, just give me the other one
>>26805459
I see what you mean now
>>26805416
?
>>26805157
>eye is as big as a hand
>>26805416
>>26805489
Or maybe
>>26805468
More Dashies!
>>26805545
SHE CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE
>>26805586
BUT SHE'S SO AWESOME
>>26805515
>>26805489
Thanks but neither are those. I managed to find it on derpibooru though.
>>26805395
We're sorry, there has been an issue processing your order, you currently have 7 Scootaloo's in your shopping cart, is this correct y/n?
>>26805609
Ahh, I was thinking of "ear flopping down", was pulling from memory.
>>26805618
Are 7 Scootaloos worth at least a Fluttershy if I exchange them?
>>26805117
>Pegasi
>>26805634
We are sorry, you cannot exchange more than (3) Fluttershy's within one current billing cycle, if you feel you are viewing this message in error please contact customer service at 1-800 pon-eeee
Coco is a beautiful mare.
aaaaah finally, Mlpg is gone for g-
*record scratch*
>>26805702
Man, I'm going back to pon-ebay, this service is such a hassle.
>>26805729
THIS SUMMER
>>26805232
>>26805732
why doesn't Celestia just fix the broken ones with her horse magic?
>>26805762
Rainbow Dash cannot be cute.
>>26805795
>Suddenly being picked up to have your head scratched
#Just pony things
gather a team of your best fillys and prepare for battle
>>26805831
we know being a pony is great, you don't have to brag about it, pony
>>26805732
We apologize you feel you are not getting the appropriate value, for your service,as a promotional offer for a valued customer, your account is eligible to recieve (2) background ponies of your choice.
Special promotion will expire at the end of current billing cycle and requires 1 year contract extension.
>>26805822
Case in point
Now, if you were looking for cute ponies look no further!
A bunch of pegasus fillies have gathered around you. Apparently they love breadcrumbs.
>>26805865
all me
>>26805871
all ponies have a cuteness potential energy, sometimes it's just hard to conceptualize
>>26805848
>gather a team of best fillys
I could only find 2.
>>26805871
>when you give her the dick
>>26805896
well horses are a bit warmer than humans internally so she might have a bit of a pleasure shiver when it goes in
>>26805882
Rainbow Dash constitutes a negative value, she sucks the cuteness out of the ponies around her like a cute vampire (not to be confused with a vampire that is cute).
>>26805906
cuteness cannot be a negative value
this is pony physics 101, come on
>>26805903
If they're anything like horse they would actually have a body temperature slightly higher (between 99 to 101 F)
discord is my dad
sorry for drunkposting last night
>>26805903
>>26805943
and I just realized I misreead your post
>>26805943
yeah that's what I said
>>26805959
Inexcusable.
TO THE SEX DUNGEON WITH YOU.
>>26805959
sometimes I get real drunk and post Applejack
we all make mistakes
>>26805959
drunkposting's always fun
>>26805959We know all your secrets now.
>>26805950
if Rainbow Dash was your father would you call her Rainbow Dad?
>>26805978
>butts butts butts
>>26805914
Rainbow Dash is the anticute, cute is drawn to her in an effort to destroy it, but all that is usually accomplished is a net loss of cute.
>>26805980
>>26805980
>he knowsI like cute ponies
I guess I'll have to kill myself now
If you strapped Scootaloo to your foot would she be Scootashoe?
>>26806013
Bootaloo
>>26806015
>come here, son!
>>26805998
>Here's your water.
>>26805848
Does that pony have an eyepatch?
>>26806045
can you dip your butt in it?
>>26806052
it looks like a decorative piece meant to be on its forehead that just got shifted over its eye judging by the other ponies
Princess! Princess!
>>26806080
Anon!
>>26806052
>>26806066
No, don't tell me that let me dream of Shetland ponies engaged in adorable acts of piracy on the high seas.
>>26806080
Getting drunk with ponies would be fun.Or atleast better than drinking alone
>>26806121
we get it
you dont like pinkie
now please do something else
>>26806124
I'm drinking too
I'm not a pony though
Doctor doctor, give me the news.
I got BAD CASE of Scootaloos.
>>26806124
>>26806149
me too
>>26806151
>>26806137
wat
Pank is my 2nd favorite pone
>>26806151
It's terminal
You have a week to live
>>26806183
I'm revoking your pony nurse license for misdiagnosis
I should fuck a pony.
>>26806217
>>26805436
>>26805489
>>26805515
>>26805609
>>26805702
cutest mare
>>26806224
good job Fluttershy you killed the fucking thread
>>26806311
>>26806224
Godammit Fluttershy.
>>26806311
>>26806325
Everything in this picture is terrible.
>>26806335
>>26806335
Yeah, Lyra is a pretty shit horse.
I'm surprised they still allow me around fillies.
>>26806370
Celestia actually shadowbanned you from them
>>26806384
That explains the little black voids around town.
>>26805883
gonna stram soon and finish up my commissions
any requests?
>>26806406
Rainbow Dash as Tarzan and Fluttershy as Jane
>>26806406
scootaloo admiring rainbow's impressive wingspan
>>26806406
Could you try drawin scootaloo in this style
and the other 2 cmc in show style looking at her like wtf happened to you
>>26806406
Gay horses
>>26806406
A pretty changeling mare in a pretty dress with a pretty bow tied around one of her ears
>>26806406
Zecora in a fancy hat
>>26806384
If he's shadowbanned does that mean he could have sex with them without them never actually have it happen to them? It sounds like a win/win.
Speculation about the opener:
>Twilight is kind of awful as a mentor, and needs to figure out how to give her new pupil enough space to learn.
>The Mane 6 are partially responsible for screwing up Starlight's reunion with Sunburst.
>Flurry Heart is an unwilling monster.
>The thing Sunburst is working on will end up helping Flurry with her significant handicap.
Hey, guys? This one might actually end up good.
[cautious optimism intensifies]
>>26806436
It will all be shit.
>>26806430
it's more like the ending to Black Mirror's White Christmas
>>26806436
>ywn be friendship rehab'd by twilight
>>26806436
>This one might actually end up good.
Wow, it's almost like the show is is pretty consistently great and the writers know how to make a seemingly shitty premise interesting
>>26806457
My "I made it to Equestria plan"
1) Act like a huge jerk
2) Princess of Friendship gets dispatched
3) She serves me up a bunch of friends on a silver platter
4) Pony friends with no effort!
(dramatic voice)
WE'VE SHOWN YOU BIRD PONIES
AND WE'VE SHOWN YOU COW PONIES
NOW GET READY FOR PONY PONIES
>>26806444
I'm glad when the openers and finales avoid a conventional fight with some kind of ad hoc Big Bad. This way leads to the kind of rut capeshit gets stuck in.
>>26806457
[SHATTERING GLASS]
"HAVE YOU MADE ANY NEW FRIENDS TODAY, ANON!?!"
>>26806461
See, I was about to write "Great is pushing it" but you do have a point and that's pretty much what I was trying to say.
![[glass breaking].png](https://i.imgur.com/9I2UM6b.png "[glass breaking].png")
>>26806509
>>[SHATTERING GLASS]
>>26806473
I would immediately go in search of magical drugs/potions to get fucked up on.
>>26806408
no because I hate Fluttershy
I'm sorry anon
thems the breaks
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>26806526
okay do Jane as Rarity then, that'd be good too
>>26806526
link2stram?
>>26806526
>hating a pony
pretty autistic desu senpai
>>26806526
But Fluttershy's got the skills to pay the bills?
>>26806406
i need some horse slapping please
>>26806551
maybe
but not as much as Fluttershy
>>26806554
no she doesn't she's stupid and ugly and I hate her
>>26806565
why you gotta do me like this nobby
>>26806554
What a cheap whore
>>26806554
how long is a grope? and what am i allowed to grope?
>>26806574
ponies are just cheap
>>26806565
the only autistic pony ispinkie
>>26806554
what's the charge for rape?
>>26806587
10-15 years
>>26806591
kek
>>26806591
welp
>>26806583
>>26806603
>1 bit on the cheek
Can I choose which cheek to kiss?
this is bullshit
this is bullshit
this is bullshit
this is bullshit
this is bullshit
>>26806586
>>26806603
No thanks. I don't like herpes.
>>26806609
Deal with it
Also that's not Cadance in that image.
https://derpiboo.ru/1112846
>>26806586
I'm pretty sure Maud legit has autism.
>>26806626
is that niggerfags new name? i knew he couldnt keep it forever
>>26806609
Scootaloo please.
>>26806633
She's just reserved and quiet. If that means autism then I bet half the people in this thread are autistic.
>>26806626
bruh
>>26806643
>I bet half the people in this thread are autistic.
Only half?
>>26806643
There's also the monomania
>>26806641
That doesn't look like Junior's art
>six days and eight hours
https://piczel.tv/watch/dooks
Dooks and LK stramin together!
>>26806610
stram where
>>26806643
Does this look like the face of autism to you?
>>26806763
>>26806766
FUCK
where's my cuckolding girlfriend?
have you seen her?
Would it hurt to give birth to an alicorn?
How much would that horn hurt your horse vagina as it coming out.
Seriously try to imagine being that horse mother trying to push that thing
>>26806789
They just telebirth the thing
>>26806789
it would probably be encased in a smooth membrane or all the pointy parts would just be soft for a few days after being born
>>26806789
The horn would be soft or covered in... cartilage I think?
>>26806793
Hopefully right into a dumpster.
>>26806406
>>26806739
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
STRAM HERE
Ponuts
>>26806829
Hey nobby u should drawa bathbecuz u smell
>>26806832
>>26806848
sweetie no
not until youre bigger
>>26806832
redpill me on ponuts, anon
>>26806829
draw a pony with a bunch of canvases open
>>26806855
>>26806858
2slow
>>26806832
Vacuum pumped for maximum plumpness and sensitivity.
>>26806844
chyea
smell cool
because I am
unlike you
Ghost ponies are always visiting me.
The problem is that most ponies just straight up die of old age.
And they are really persnickety about stupid shit like their grand daughter under cooking the turkey. And they feel I need to intervene.
>>26806864
>that many canvases
At that point, she'd look like something from inflation fetish porn.
>>26806873
More like, uh, smell fool.
Because you are. Dumb. Dumb and gross.
>>26806889
That's not what Celestia says
>>26806889
don't tell me about filly laws
>>26806879
that's nothing
I wasn't even on the fifth row on fullscreen
>>26806897
you have a problem
>>26806889
Anythings legal if you don't tell anyone.
>>26806921
how legal is it towear a filly bow as a mare?
>>26806889
I count 2 eye shines
>>26806925
Flitter's done hard time for it before.
>>26806928
well yeah they have cutie marks now
>>26806893
>>26806896
>>26806928
>>26806950
Again?
>>26806941
are they old enough now?
>>26806950
gay horses is becoming a stale meme
You know what would be really different?
Straight horses.
>>26806968
>>26806968
oh yes
>>26806968
Like these two?
>>26806971
>fluttermac
>>26806968
>straight horses
>neither gay nor lesbian
Surely such a thing could not be possible
>>26806972
>size difference
yes Yes YES!
>>26806973
Yes.
I'm sure that filly will grow up and get a nice boyfriend just like her aunt.
>>26806968
Yes, I think I would very much like this.
>>26806980
Hertia?
>>26806976
Oh right because Big Mac x Grey Fluttershy is SOOO much better
>>26806534
>>26806941
>>26806957
If they were in Equestria, but not here, would you?
>>26806988
Well it is
>>26806973
When are the three of them gonna fuck?
>>26806988
At least Marble isn't a shit pony
>>26806989
and then they had jungle sex
>>26806990
that's a pretty hot perfectly square buttplug she has there
>>26806989
Rarity looks like she's criticizing Dash
Or asking her for a favor
>>26806990
OK
Cutie Mark? check
Two eye shines? check
Wants the D? I think that's a "check"
Um…
Big Macintosh xhis oppai loli harem of Marble, Tealove, and Fleetfoot
>>26806976
>>26806988
>>26806993
>>26806997
The fuck is wrong with you, MLPG? Have we all forgotten the sanctity of the impenetrable love between mac and cheerilee?
>>26806603
>>26807006
that censore bar is not perfetly square. i dont even got pressure senitivity
>>26806989Fluttershy is the better Andrea character
>>26807023
I'd say something is getting penetrated
Is it improper to cuddle your pony maids?
>>26807019
fuck off
but is the teacherpone getting penetrated?if not, any volunteers?
>>26807041
that depends on how much you pay them
>>26807047
....I really hope the missing mark was an animation error, or else this is really sad.
>>26807056
DTs mom and dad probably make them wear cutie mark cover up while they work so they're more uniform.
>>26807046
Who would ever want to fuck that old hag?
