Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Written by Josh Haber
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
Friends Forever #23 (Fluttershy and Applejack) and the Holiday Special are storytimed here!
>>25631565
It may be that they're all having their own adventures untold, but the average Equestrian seems to have a less urgently-storied life than the six bearers of harmony (or is that ex-bearers?) That's hardly a negative; it's better for most that the perils facing the country don't affect more ponies (for very long, leastwise). The glory could be shared a bit, but they've got friends in the heroes, and as much as they've already been caught up in some of the dicier affairs, they might just as soon continue to enjoy their daily routines.Who knows when a song will break out and need a rousing chorus?
>>25639414
Previous thread.
First for I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Fact: The best episodes in the latest season were Rarity ones.
>>25644134
If it weren't for Amending Fences I would even agree with you
>>25644126
>they might just as soon continue to enjoy their daily routines
I'm sure Mayor Mare would love some more action
Changeling is selling it's body for love.
>>25644163
Those boobs
>>25644134
Fact: your opinions will be the most wrong of the thread
I need to catch up on s5
does someone have a link to that pastebin with all the episode links to stream?I know they're on yayponies but I'm on my phone right now
>>25644179
Come on dude
>>25644131
>>25644183
Fuck me
I looked in the OP and didn't scroll down
>>25644172
Nope.
>>25644192
>Fuck me
Alright, but no kissing.
>>25644203
None?
Pony is begging for it.
>>25644134
Exceptional wrongness.
>>25644236
what does she want?
>>25644134
>Rarity
>Best episodes
>Good episodes
why are ponies afraid of kissing
>>25644260
Are they?
>>25644250
To be your horse wife
>>25644250
Ten bucks.
>>25644257
Shake her a bit, then she won't have a choice anymore
>>25644250
Pony wants a sugarcube.
>>25644268
What does she want them for?
>>25644260
Cooties.
>>25644272
You sure?
>>25644280
Belly rub then?
Colt wants to grow up to be just like you
>>25644251
Spotted the Fluttershy fan.
>>25644295
>fluttershy fan
No, i don't like her either actually
>>25644302
Well now I'm curious.
>Today is Let's Hug Day
I need it
>>25644310
But i dont have anyone to hug...
Can i hug my dog?
>>25644292
No he doesn't.
>>25644302
>not liking Rarity or Fluttershy
Uh, fan of the fandom?
>>25644324
>not liking Rarity or Fluttershy makes you a fan of the Fandom
>>25644318
I guess.
>>25644338He's the only one who loves me
>>25644292
Colt should rethink that
>>25644285
Really?
>>25644351
I want to jump on Dash's big fat belly like a trampoline
>>25644363
This gives me flashbacks to Smile HD
>>25644363
>>25644371
Why is filly Dash so afraid of Twilight?
>>25644402
Twilight can be a very scary pony.
>>25644402
You should be nervous too if somebody twice your size was going to perform cunnilingus on you
Filly motel.
Fillies check in.
They don't check out.
>>25644402
Stranger danger
>>25644416
Anon harvesting filly kidneys.
>>25644420
I'm calling the Guards
>>25644417
Spike has seen some shit
>>25644420
Why would you do that?
>>25644317
What alargepony
>>25644425
To create a super-filly homunculus
![vault-pic[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1dH99s5.jpg "vault-pic[1].jpg")
I'm going to make one of these, but with ponies. You have to grab as many ponies as you can before the time runs out.
>>25644269
don't shake the filly
ROSSROSSROSS
>>25644438
Please don't
>>25644430
Wouldn't that kill the ponies?
>>25644438
[muffled electro house in the distance]
>>25644444
No, they are very little and marshmallowy.
>>25644445
https://gifsound.com/?gif=https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/10/28/1010480.gif&v=zwJPcRtbzDk&s=4
>>25644475
>An alternate timeline where the Mane Six still became the Elements of Harmony,but it's a warped and twisted version of it, and they're the ruthless villains of that timeline.
>>25644509
>what is the mirror-verse
>an alternate timeline where the Mane Six still became the Elements of Harmony,except Rainbow Dash is the Element of Honesty and Applejack is the Element of Loyalty
>>25644460
https://gifsound.com/?gif=https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/10/28/1010480.gif&v=bXsmGSnq3lE&s=22
>>25644529
Yeah, pity they never did anything interesting like that with the story.
Instead we got the deathless love story between Diet Sombra and Sunbutt
>>25644599
>>25644540
An alternate time line where Pinkie is the element of magic.
>>25644599
I'll get the shovel.
>>25644622
Why bury her? Why not taxidermiserate her?
>>25644687
Colt should stop pretending to be a stallion.
>>25644540
>honesty
So instead of the Cloudsdale debacle, she was honest about her feelings and saw Tank off peacefully? Without lying to her friends?
>>25644731
>An episode where one of the characters comes out as being transgender,then gets annoyed when all the other characters just accept it without making any big deal about it.
>>25644743
That sounds cringey as fuck. No thanks.
>>25644738
I don't think AJ is compelled to tell the truth by her cutie mark or element. That's probably the writer speaking in proxy
>>25644752
Soarin a qt
Best wonderbolt
>>25644765
Yeah, he's super cute
>>25644752
>tfw no MLPG activity book
We really need to do something for the hiatus
Post perfect ponies
>>25644783
On the one hand, I agree.
On the other hand I still remember what happened when the Christmas book was made.
>>25644804
>>25644805
I had no idea the Christmas book was a thing when it happened
What even happened
>>25644816
>What even happened
Intense circlejerking that quickly boiled over into shit flinging, jealousy and pure hatredwith Lamar stoking the fire.
I feel like it was the point at which everything started going downwards.
>>25644783
>>25644743
Brotherhooves Social actually very subtly touched on that just a little bit.
Not the fact that Big Mac was in a dress, Big Mac doesn't think he's the wrong gender; but the fact that even though EVERYONE knew it was Big Mac in a dress no one stopped him or made any disgusted looks or whispered to each other or laughed at him.
The ponies saw what was clearly a stallion wearing mares clothes and acting like a mare and although some took a moment to go along with it ("m...m'am") overall no one had thought less of him or made fun of him. The only one who called him out was Sweetie Belle and I think that was for the the sake of the joke (which is hilarious because usually shitty drag always works in cartoons).
The first time the audience reacts to Big Mac negatively is at the end of the song and not because he's singing poorly in falsetto but because he was breaking the immersion.
I think there was extra care to make sure that no one was malicious or reacted negatively to Big Mac.
>>25644825
Well Lamar isn't here any more
We can start anew
I'm going to hug Fluttershy then I'm going to kiss her!
>>25644851
If you really want to do something then you need
>a good idea
>a single person who is willing to do all the organizationwhich cannot be a doormat, people here are notoriously bad at keeping deadlines and will need constant reminders
>you need to shill it for long enough that everyone hears about itsince I do not think that the contributors have enough social cohesion anymore that it will immediately spread to everyone of them once one knows
>>25644752
>tfw rustydooks is ded
>>25644882
>tfw elslowmo is ded
>>25644882
>>25644887
Where's that ded/hats us list?
>>25644890
I think the Anon who kept posting it is ded&hats us, too
>>25644897
2deep4me
>>25644882
>>25644887
>LK, dooks and slowmo will never return from the dead to lead MLPG into a new golden age of chubby ponies and chill projects
>>25644890
Found it on the archive
>tfw AB is dead
>tfw Apple hats us
>tfw BDF is ded
>tfw Caluriri is ded
>tfw Changelingbro is ded
>tfw Cheshire hats us
>tfw ciircuit hats us
>tfw Commander Jesus is ded
>tfw Corwin is ded
>tfw Creepy Curse is ded
>tfw Dafty is ded
>tfw Dalapony is ded
>tfw Dinofag is ded
>tfw Disco hats us
>tfw Dooks hats us
>tfw Don.ko is ded
>tfw Endii was killed by MSOB
>tfw Faceless Jr. hats us
>tfw Gavalanche hats us
>tfw Gypsymagic is ded
>tfw Hoppip is ded
>tfw Hops hats us
>tfw Inky is ded
>tfw Jalm is ded
>tfw Jailbait is ded
>tfw Javkiller is ded
>tfw Jessy hats us
>tfw Kevinsano hats us
>tfw Klondike is lazy
>tfw Kloudmutt hats us
>tfw Kraut is ded and hats us
>tfw LK is ded and hats us for good
>tfw lolip hats us
>tfw madmax hats us
>tfw Megasweet hats us
>tfw Mocha hats us
>tfw Moe is ded
>tfw Moophins is ded
>tfw MiLes is ded
>tfw Metals is in jail
>tfw mewball hats us
>tfw Nithirian is ded
>tfw Noel hats us
>tfw No-Ink hats us
>tfw NPA is ded
>tfw NTSTS hats us
>tfw Obsidian is ded
>tfw PHN hats us
>tfw Peanus is ded
>tfw PNGLN hats us
>tfw rediv hats us
>tfw Rei is ded
>tfw Reu hats us
>tfw Rose hats us
>tfw Ross is alive
>tfw Rubro is ded
>tfw Saine is ded and hats us
>tfw SB hats us
>tfw Scherzo hats us
>tfw Smile hats us
>tfw SmutAnon is ded
>tfw Snarky Bastard is ded
>tfw speccy will never doodle for us again
>tfw TAW is ded
>tfw Tess hats us
>tfw Unity is ded
Not entirely up to date anymore though
>>25644902
>>25644906
>>tfw Ross is alive
Is he still alive nowadays?
>>25644909
I think he's plaguing /v/ nowadays
>>25644906
Corwin isn't ded, he hats us
Creepy isn't ded he hats us
Gypsymagic is still around but doesn't write or namefag
Leth is ded and lubs us
rediv is half ded
Rei's not ded
Scherzo was here the other day
Scrubbles is ded
>>25644920
>Leth is ded and lubs us
I'm happy at that fact. He even shows up once or twice a year.
>>25644920
>Gypsymagic is still around but doesn't write or namefag
DULCE WHEN
>>25644920
Unity isn't ded either. Just barely ever here as far as I can tell, and when he shows up he's Anon.
Smutanon seems to come by from time to time to check what is going on, too.
Cheshire took multiple requests just recently.
Jailbait drew Astrodash being plowed.
Kraut is Hitler.
Mewball is killing himself by not knowing when to stop taking more lectures.
SB still comes here, just doesn't namefag anymore.
Ross has thankfully left.
>>25644920
>tfw Scrubbles is ded
That son of a bitch said he was turning his life around.
He said he was going sober.
But then he started showing up again just as drunk as ever. That bastard probably relapsed and drowned in some bottle.If I ever meet him I'll still buy him that 12 pack of PBR
>tfw 4chan is ded and hats us
>>25644940
>PBR
Why would you do that to anyone
I think Aspirant's the one thats gets sad he doesn't get included in artist lists
>>25644972
I thought he was stuck somewhere on deployment with a defect laptop?
>>25644935SHUT UP
>>25644939
>Unity isn't ded either. Just barely ever here as far as I can tell, and when he shows up he's Anon.
I'm here almost every day, just as anon
>>25644980
Oh. My bad!
>>25644976
>Aspirant is getting allahu akbar'd for our freedom to pony
>>25644965
I told him I'd buy him whatever he wants if I could drink it with him. That's what he wanted.
Sorry I'm being meta.
>>25644986
Thingken of friendship is totally pony related, no sweat
>>25645005
>even has a blush
perfect
>>25645005
>you will never drink with pony
>>25645005
God damn, that's perfect.
What if Nyx went into the edgy timeline?
>>25645033
"You know, it'll be a lot less likely I go and do one of my little 'social experiments' if I finally start getting some regular sex…"
https://derpiboo.ru/1010666?scope=scpee5be45cbc585c5c0c8477faeed2d4a22e5057ecc
>>25645074
What the fuck? People off to this?
>>25645084
and multidick
>>25645074
It's always weird when you got to know the artists before you found out what kind of weird fetish shit they are drawing.
>>25644906
Should dotkwa be put on the list? I haven't seen him for a while.
>>25645107
I think he drew some cat-like Fluttershy last week. Was posted as anonymous without any comment though so maybe it was just an older pic that hadn't been in the archive yet
i have a deep dark obsession withlunas ovaries
>Had a dream I was watching a new episode
>Ponies were singing some song I thought was really cute about looking their best at some thing they're going to
>Try to find song on youtube when I wake up only to realize it was a dream and pony is still on hiatus
evens: projects
odds: procrastinate
>>25645206
>>25645217
Jeez, no need to pressure me
>>25645217
But i don't know if it'll turn out well and that scares me.
>>25645234
Well,I GUESS THAT'S UP TO YOU TO MAKE SURE IT DOES
>>25645263
JUST
MAKE
A
FRIEND
>>25645234
>>25645263
and if it doesn't turn out well this time, you can always try again until you get it right. It won't be the end of the world.
>>25645271
>It won't be the end of the world.
>for Starlight she literally made it so
Hoooooly shiiiit
Filly holds at your neck a gom jabbar
「Wonderful Pone」
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgeTpfCv6zE
>>25645084
>nipple penetrationhttp://exhentai.org/g/873318/8bf6bc151d/http://exhentai.org/g/875164/50075a922a/?p=2
>>25645274
I must not pone. pone is the mind killer. Pone is the little death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my pone. I will permit it to fly over me and through me and when it has gone pastI'll look at her butt
>>25645284
Yeah, easy. That's all you have to do..
>>25645284
>>25645297
>>25645280
Holy shit is that official
I thought the third season never got to japan
>>25645290
Where would we be without you, rumble?
>>25645302
>Holy shit is that official
Yep
It's pretty neat
>>25645295
THE BOOP!
>>25645284
This is why it's a show for young kids, they'll follow these lessons easier than an adult with years of problems under their belt.
>>25645301
I enjoy big pon
>>25645301
Thick ponies are great, yes. Unfortunately, what you posted is not an example of one.
>What's inside the box?Boop.
>>25645328
Pone should be big proportionally
>>25645317
is that the 1984 version or the miniseries?
>>25645337
1984 movie.
>>25644336
Hnng.
I am jelly.
>>25645339
neat, I'm just reading the books, I'm at god emperor of dune right now. I'll watch it tonight.
>>25645339
I saw that documentary about what Jodorowski wanted to make
Jesus christ that alternate reality must've been fucking wild
>>25645348
If you watch the movie, watch the 3 hour extended cut.
The two hour theatrical cut really doesn't do the movie justice.The movie is still a pretty big mess either way
>>25645352
I think that Jodorowski Dune would have been as great as a David Lynch Dune where he got final cut.
>>25645357
>>25645348
But Jodorowski did make a dune movie.
>>25645369
don't you fucking lie to me you piece of shit
>>25645369
He had the rights, but the movie never got off the ground.
holy shit
YIFY's dead guys
>>25645385
>paris
new syria*
>>25645319
>Do you have some nipple impregnationhttp://exhentai.org/tag/female:nipple+birth
>>25645392
>YIFY
>ever
>>25645392
The what now
>>25645392
>being weeks late
>caring about YIFY at all
>>25645369
No, he didn't
But he does have that movie bible which is basically the entire movie
And the documentary about what happened to his project
>>25645401
Anon, YIFY was the best possible site to download movies
>>25645410
Maybe if you have a 20GB HDD and hate quality
>>25645333
I'm cool with whatever, really.
>>25645416
>falling for it
>>25645416
It had the highest quality and the smallest fucking dimensions
Are you trying to trick me anon
What do you use
>>25645417
Fat and whaledenrfull Trixie!
>>25645422
The files are so small because the quality is fucking shit, every other major torrent site is better
>>25645429
Were you born in le wrong generation?
>>25645436
>I've been using a sub-par site for all this time
Well, better late than never I guess
i miss nobby, and rei, and the other people who drew cute squishy ponies
>>25645444
>>25645457
how can one person be this salty
>>25645457
that's actually really nice, I like the picture even if it makes her look kind of like a goat
also her nipples look like horse vajayjays
>>25645485
Can you please post more nezumi?
>>25645485
Actually, they're removing them because I reported you, so they are doing their job
>>25645436Do you know any good ones?
>>25645502
Good torrent sites or movies?
>>25645498
Blue board mate
>>25645498
This is blue board, it has nothing to do with liking it.
When you see people posting shock images and find yourself saying "oh yeah, I jerked off to that some time ago" maybe
maybe it's time to question your fetishes
>>25645502
KAT is still GOAT.
>>25645442
YIFY honestly wasn't that bad, people just exaggerate. It's like watching MLP tv rip 1080p vs itunes 1080p.
The best thing about YIFY was the quantity and consistency.
>>25645502
just go to your preferred torrent site, search whatever movie you want, see the filesize of the YIFY torrent, and download the first one you see with at least twice that filesize
>>25645509
Torrent sites
>>25645515
Me neither. But I really dig her scat stuff.
>>25645522
Basically, just do what >>25645521 said
>>25645518
>man I sure love eating shit, it's so consistent and there's so much of it!
>>25645524
They are, but both you and I know you're not posting them just because, and that is against the rules, so take your deletions like a man
>that horse tentacle drawing all the way through thing she drew
post that anon
>>25645535
Sometimes the only option for an obscure movie was YIFY. If there's a more popular one with other choices I'll go for them but he really did have a lot of uploads, and there were rarely problems with audio or video.
>>25645534I think my isp blocked KAT and piratebay because my clients won't pick up anything but Nyaa and Tokyotosho.
>>25645557
Oh but I don't have to. The one who decides if your posts are worthy of deletion is the janitor, so if he does delete them, that means they are! Isn't it simple?
>>25645565
I like torrentz.eu too since it pools together different torrent sites
>>25645565
psst
heyhttps://unblocked.pe/
>>25645548
>there were rarely problems with audio or video.
Besides the ridiculously low bitrate, right? It's not hard to do something right when you're doing it in the most lazy way possible.
You can't just magically make a video file smaller, quality will always suffer. Just google "yify comparison" if you don't know what I'm talking about.
>>25645565
Are you sure they're completely blocked? Try changing your DNS server, my ISP blocks popular torrent sites too but only by DNS.
>>25645548
The video was alright for the most part if you didn't look too hard, but the audio was almost always terrible
>>25645580
Mhm. You're starting to get it! Now you only need to be a good boy and stop posting stuff that goes against the rules
>>25645580
I mean sure, you can keep posting porn dude
nobody here cares and actually if you keep posting nezumi I myself would be pretty happy with it, but
nobody's going to care
You honestly could be doing better things with your time, this is just the internet version of drawing with your finger on the seashore waiting for a wave to hit. It's pointless and it won't do anything on the long run.
Still, your time. If you feel the need, post some more nezumi or hoihoi.
>>25645548
>>25645593
nobody's a cool guy
He always cares
>>25645596
>obviously fake
I could do that with any kind of picture, anon.
>>25645596
>>25645601
here are some real ones
http://screenshotcomparison.com/comparison/133130
http://screenshotcomparison.com/comparison/133132
http://screenshotcomparison.com/comparison/133133
My computer is so old I can't even run 1080 without lagging. I have to stick to 720p.
>>25645596
I thought the 1080p never actually meat true 1080p, just that it was compressed from a 1080p file.
>>25645608
okay, that actually makes sense. Thanks for telling me anon.
I guess losing yify wasn't that big of a deal then.
>>25645557
Please don't use my waifu to shitpost
>>25645578
I know what you're talking about, and I don't disagree with you. I was just trying to offer a counter point with how his uploads are at the least consistent.
I actually like to store movies on an external hard drive and I actively avoid his torrents.
>>25645593
I care, but only because I can't post fat stuff without people thinking I'm him and hurting my feelings in the process
>Fatfags being so assravaged that their fetish is so disgusting its considered notsafeforwork they spam it and make edgy /b/ posts
o am laffin
When he first started his spamming I knew the day would come he'd just go into an aspie rage
But what if we ponied human?
>>25645642Yeah that kinda sucks too.
>>25645642
Nigga you literally started by putting on xieril's name and posting the same image that ''coincidentally'' always gets posted right after the real xieril shows up and you run here to bait him, don't try to take the high ground on this one
>hidden
>hidden
>hidden
holy fuck can you fucks stop repling
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU
>>25645655
My nigga, what are you talking about?
You are literally confusing me with the other guy right now.
>>25645664
even when you were a filly?
>>25645664
But you're not yellow enough!
>>25645657
but I like most of his porn
>>25645674
yes
>>25645695
it must have been weird having such a tiny waifu
ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵖᵒᶰᶦᵉˢ
>>25645705
it's not that bad, actually
you get to be able to carry her around all over the place inside your hoodie
>>25645265
>no one will ever actively try to become your friend
Glimmer has it so easy
>>25645714
that mane style is actually adorable with it on both sides of her neck like that
I wonder if Glimmer had some sort of nemesis shrine to Twilight when she was stalking her in ponyville
Rainbow Dash got a little too horny and shoved Scootaloo down her cock. Both parties are okay but Dash is embarressed at the sight of a large filly pushing her hooves against her sack.
>>25645720
I agree dude
it's really really cute
p..poob?
>>25645742
ur doin it rong
>>25645725
well, yeah
![mirror[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Xozd7II.png "mirror[1].png")
>>25645742
>>25645730
>>25645725
What is dune?
>>25645730
>>25645759
what acutepony
>>25645762
Baby don't hurt me
don't hurt me
no more
