Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Written by Josh Haber
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
Friends Forever #23 (Fluttershy and Applejack) and the Holiday Special are storytimed here!
>>25631565
Starlight Glimmer gave a bit of insight into her past, but there's still the question of whence her magical talent was developed. And she is quite the prodigy, it seems - perhaps Twilight still has a broader mental grimoire, or is a quicker study, but Starlight is no slouch, and has researched in areas that hadn't occurred to Celestia's pupil. Was she simply scouring libraries of the land to find the spells she desired? Or was there any formal training involved?And just whatever became of her childhood friend?
>>25633655
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
FULL GROWN MARES PLAYING LIKE SCHOOLFILLIES
CLAIMED BY CHRYSALIS
>>25639414
Friendly Reminder That we're all equal
>>25639292
>mischievous pranks
It was just a prank!
>>25639431
I like it when mares do filly things
It the pony's heart to gain its power!
Would youbullyher?
Rainbow Dash meets a legendary hoofball player.
>>25639414
>Starlight's friend name is "Sunburst"
>Evil Celestia still hasn't appeared in the show
Guys... I think we might be onto something here
>>25639462
I don't bully fillies unless they give me a reason to
MLP needs more long term villains like Starlight and Rainbow Dash.
![1024811__safe_meme_cute_discord_rule+63_eris_artist-colon-speccysy_le_rage+comic[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/f3Bv86i.png "1024811__safe_meme_cute_discord_rule+63_eris_artist-colon-speccysy_le_rage+comic[1].png")
>too late to make my thread with op pic
lost opportunity
>>25639486
I heard one time Dash released a bunch of deadly hose snakes
super deadly
Dash has a very nice and considerably-large compared-to-her-small-frame butt
very taut and firm but with enough give to jiggle when she works out
>>25639477
Yeah, im betting we'll see Sunburst in S6
>>25639494
but not too much jiggle
>>25639486
>Rainbow Dash
kek
>>25639487
Is this bait?
>>25639503
jiggly butts on pones = yes
>>25639511
It was going to be
Filly reveals a secret:
OJ did it.
Post more thicccc ponies please.
>>25639514
Rainbow Dash is a selfish moron
>>25639514
tight taut and tiny
Why didn't Dash vacation to these tropical islands (read: no snow) instead of trying to terraform Ponyville?
>>25639540
tight taut and large
>>25639540
But not as tiny as the tiny most excitement educing butt in all the land.
>>25639539
Filly stop provoking the Colts
>>25639553
that's just her winter fluff butt
it will slim down again in the spring
>>25639554
I want to be Luna's sex slave
Binding of Pinkie
>>25639579
alright, now what?
>NMM will never cackle evilly at your erection.
>>25639569
>dash's butt gets bigger during winter
it's the most wonderful time of the year
>>25639569
She could always skip the hassle and destroy a weather factory or two
If I was friends with a pegasususus I would make her get everything off the top of shelves and let her ride on my shoulders and keep her warm at night.
>>25639595
so kind of like a parrot
Smallest
Butt
>>25639588
I throw away cupcakes, and never enjoy a single one!
>>25639579
BoI is such a fun game, new dlc is great too
>>25639604
what
why
>>25639601
Yes. But with more horse butt touching.
>>25639593
just look at her smiling in that position
she knows her butt is great
>>25639617
Some men just want to watch the batter burn.
ONE YEAR
>>25639629
>Aw yeah
>Just sit back and let the stallions wonder.
>>25639623
naturally
>>25639629
Of course she does, she's a raging ego-maniac
Pony enlisting your help in making public annoucements, like this
>>25639595
sounds like your pegasusususes are in good hands
don't forget to install towers for them to play on and clean the beams in your roof for them to perch/nap on too
>>25639629
she knows she's hot stuff
and she'll have no trouble teasing you and making sure that YOU know that she knows she's hot stuff
>>25639639
stop reminding me every thread jerk
Do you think she's ok with her small butt or does she want a nice big one?
>>25639659
I bought a really expensive pony tower and my pegasi just keep playing with the box it came in
>>25639665
She'd destroy at least 4 factories for a bigger butt.
>>25639665
she probably doesn't think about it much, it's hard to imagine her caring what other people think about her butt
![458050__safe_lyra+heartstrings_lyra_cake_artist-colon-megasweet_frosting_ew+gay[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/f5Git8a.jpg "458050__safe_lyra+heartstrings_lyra_cake_artist-colon-megasweet_frosting_ew+gay[1].jpg")
>unironically get invited to a gay bar
or i can stay here and eat this choco chip haggen daaz and draw ponies
just as degenerate but without the flamboyancy
>>25639672
they tend to do that, yeah
So guys, how's the first week of the hiatus going?
Just 51 more to go!
>>25639696
I want to die
>>25639674
She'd probably just raid a botox clinic
>>25639693
If they have karaoke go.
>>25639693
well, at least you're doing something productive
I'm just playing video games and watching other people play video games
>>25639694
Fluttershy needs to work on her cat skills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55psWVYSbrI
>>25639696
on one hand, there's no pone so I kind of want to die
on the other, there's been a bunch of shitty hyper/macro smut so at least I've jackin' material
>>25639727
Meanwhile Dash is on point.
>>25639639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L__6RKgTZc
>>25639726
>watching other people play video games
Could you see Spike being adorkable over comic books?
>>25639668
That was the best scene.
Seriously, Twilight your aim as pathetic as Luna hitting on stallions.
>>25639766
I could see Spike and Shiny both doing that together
Do you think ponies would be offended by the movement that stole the name "feminism"?
>>25639726
>watching other people play video gamesThe last game I played was on February.
Meanwhile I watch someone play games at least an hour a day.
It's a lot cheaper to keep up with the latest games when I don't have to buy them.
>>25639790
You think watching other people play video games is bad?
I watch people watch mlp.
>>25639693
>Not being the straight dude in the gay bar.
>Not getting free drinks.
>Not enjoying people taking interest in you.
>Not being able to laugh off a handsome man making a pass on you, telling him you are just there for the company.
What are you, a faggot?
>>25639776
Then they debate over who would win in a fight between comic book characters.
>>25639806
Then it devolves into the Saddle Up 2 comic
>>25639792
>>25639806
I bet Spike really likes Maniac after seeing what she could do with her mane
ponuts
>>25639823
Why is she a cat?
>>25639838
that's just her apple chapstick
>>25639486
>We did it Tank
>We destroyed Winter!
>>25639828
Spike being tentacle raped by Mane-iac.
One tentacle in his asshole, while another fondles his balls, and a third jerks him off.
>>25639765
>>25639790
when I was a kid my mom used to drop me off at a friend's house while she went out shopping with his mom and I'd just watch him play games, he'd constantly ask if I wanted to have a turn but I liked watching more than actually playing
I was watching let's plays before they even existed
>>25639800
Stallion called you a fucking tease and threw his drink at you. Well not really threw, it's hard to throw round things like drinks. More like he slid it slightly in your direction, but he was angry doing it.
>>25639853
>>25639843
This thread is getting a bit crazy
>>25639849
This is a great canon.
>>25639800
>Not being the straight dude in the gay bar.
Yes doing exactly that
>drinks
>interest
>company
I am not a girl
I am fine being here, I have all the drinks I want here, and there is no interest or company I want there
You can have my invite
>>25639726
>>25639799
>>25639790
do something else, Im sure I have a backlog of games but it takes up too much time getting invested in a game, that's why TF2 is forever a perfect game
>>25639860
See, free drinks.
>>25639860
I'm confused and not aroused
>>25639838
Ponies were invented as a conspiracy, they're actually cats.
>>25639799
>I watch people watch mlp.
Who is your favorite commentator?
Pony ask if you can fix her bathroom. She is too cheap to hire a plumber.
>>25639894
I forgot how much I loved that scene
it was cute the way they called each other "Cowgirl" and "Pony girl"
>>25639907
Probably not
I can take a look and mangle her pipes if that's what she really wants, but I accept no responsibility for damages
>>25639880
>that's why TF2 is forever a perfect game
after 3,215 hours of playtime and the last few disappointing updates I think I'm done
in a perfect world I'd start using all that time to get better at drawing ponies but in reality I'm probably just going to do literally anything else
>>25639880
>I am not a girl
But the best part about being the straight dude in the gay bar is you get to play the girl.
You are the hot piece of ass the patrons know they can't get but they want to try.
>>25639907
Alright but I'm going to wear pants too big for me and every time they fall down pony has to lift them up to avoid seeing my crack.
>>25639917
that pipe looks like a dick
>>25639907
As an Italian I find this really racist.
Also I don't work for free, lady.
What if Spike is the great-grandson of G1 Spike?
MLPG MINECRAFT UPDATE WHEN?
>>25639924
With a bend like that it must be Chris-chan's dick.
>>25639935
Then my first question would be where did g1 spike get laid?
>>25639945
Spike is also the son of G3 Spike.
>>25639945
He fucked Megan.
Smells like Starlight Glimmer
Fleshlight Glimmer
>>25639952
Does this mean Spike is half-human?
>>25639972
No.
Megan was a dragon the whole time!
>>25639969
>Starlight doesn't want any of her town people breeding
>Starlight invents dildo's and fleshlights to release their urges
>>25639945
The spike lineage is all rape babies.
pony finally broke into the secret vaultwhy is it full of pineapples
>>25639996
I know it was dystopian, but why would she discourage reproduction?
Remember not to eat the ponies if their safety seal is broken.
Being turned into a filly by Glimmer and strapped to her body and used as a toyWatching her casually talk to other ponies while pumping your filly ponut full, desperately trying not to moan because it means she'll go to sleepwithoutyou onDisobedience means she'll feed you real food instead of her addictive cumBeing a good filly means she'll do the honors of impregnating you
>>25639849
That scene really was beautiful.
There's something about the vast emptiness and desolation that's soothing in a way.
>>25639911
Their interaction throughout the whole episode was great
>>25639924
You've never seen a dick in your life, have you anon?
>>25640025
I feel like you don't actually know who "Glimmer" is and you just plugged a name into a weird kink scenario you already had written
>>25640019
>Pony realizes she's made a terrible mistake
>But all too late, the door reseals behind her.
>>25639955
I bet she smells nice
>>25640021
Some fucks are better then others.
>>25640033
o-of course I have
so many
>>25640030
I really like how it canonized Fo:E
>>25640034
I literally plug whatever character I feel like talking about at any time, as most people do when they make fetishposts, your post make it sounds like this is the first time you have ever read a fetishpost.
>>25640047
You can always do the hole-in-sheet thing. That makes it a pretty neutral experience
>>25640038
>Twilight casually smelling Starlight Glimmer when she sleeps in the castle.
>Starlight is awake the whole time and looks like Sweetie Belle when she was posing as Applebloom in Somepony to Watch Over Me.
>All the horror.
Anon being turned into a mare and being the town cock-sleeve
>>25640050
>dash_and_ponk_behind_a_bush.gif
>>25640067
It's only neutral if balls do not touch or you don't kiss.
>>25640057
I feel like there's usually at least a vague effort to make a fetishpost have some sort of link to a trait or aspect of characterization
but this one just has nothing
and even kinds of go against it, since turning anon into a filly is not even remotely equalization
>>25640085
anon is a really good masseuse
>>25640077
>Combing her hair
>You're my friend, you're my friend, you're my friend
>what's a fetish?
>>25640109
Rarity isn't a diamond dog, but that doesn't stop me from posting about how she pounces on anon, rapes him and then later he turns into a diamond dog.
And I never specified that she turned him into a filly, maybe she found a spell or a potion.
>>25640132
people who like strike fillies
>>25640132
something you won't have to worry about for awhile
>>25640085
wait I read that as anon
never mind
Pinkie can probably give good massages too
>>25640126
Those head things are fucking awesome.
>>25640132
Those spooky dolls the evil Zebra who lives in the forest makes.
Don't even touch them or she will make one out of you!
>>25640132
A tribal item intended to either curse or bless somebody
>>25640155
I bet they'd fit perfectly around a pony's butt too
>>25640167
What, like inanimate transformation?
That'd be cool.
>>25640038
thank you animators
>>25640136
>I never specified that she turned him into a filly
>>25640025
>Being turned into a filly by Glimmer
alright
good talk
>>25640182
>you will never wear your waifu as a comfy pair of clothing
>>25640190
hey I spent a good 5 minutes finding the best frames to ping pong that gif too
I thought the little leg kick added some flare
>>25640182
nah, she's not that cruel
>>25640194
I meant how she turned him to a filly, I find it interesting how you completely ignore the text after the part you quoted.
>>25640208
those socks are so loose, wouldn't they just fall down like socks that lost their elasticity?
Ponies have needs.
>>25640223
And hugging is one of those needs.
>>25640223
pretty basic needs
>>25640223
Help pony with theirsexualneeds
>>25640237
Pretty sure a pony won't just die if it doesn't get hugged
>>25640241
>>25640222
>>25640249
are you really willing to test that hypothesis?
>>25640253
I really like that guys ponies
They seem a little gritty, and I like hoodies
>>25640217
I know you meant how
I'm saying how she did it is totally irrelevant
when someone does something completely out of their nature, it's the "why" that's important, not the "how"
Anon
Self respect
Denial
>>25640233
Cuddling is essential to healthy pony growth and development.
According to Cheerilee, what are the school computers for?
>>25640270
Bed manes best manes
And I'm a sucker for socks and hoodies.
>>25640253
I want to give twilight a wedgie.
>>25640288
Can you do that? Is it possible to give ponies a wedgie?
>>25640132
>>25640277
>you will never cuddle with your pony wife and her little sister in a fluffy bed while it snows softly outside
>>25640025
>Being a good filly means she'll do the honors of impregnating you
unf
>>25640304
>you will never hug her
>>25640302
as a matter of fact it is
>>25640288
That's what it looks like, doesn't it?
I also want to give that pony a wedgie where her rear legs come off the ground.
>all this talk of hugging ponies
>it just reminds me that they aren't real and never will be
>>25640313
Dash wears frilly panties?
>>25640329
maybe one day
>>25640340
Do you not?
>>25640329
There is nothing stopping you from going out and hugging a real pony
except the police maybe
>>25640329
All it takes is determined men and women, a government fund, and lots and lots of delusion.
![895930__safe_solo_rainbow+dash_monochrome_panties_bed_grayscale_morning+ponies_artist-colon-mcsadat[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IUq3OfJ.jpg "895930__safe_solo_rainbow+dash_monochrome_panties_bed_grayscale_morning+ponies_artist-colon-mcsadat[1].jpg")
>>25640340
only to sleep in
they're just comfy
you would too
>>25640272
>I will make a post pointing out how you outright said that Glimmer turned Anon into a filly and will say "alright; good talk" as if I proved his position wrong (even though his position is that none of the minutia matters).
>Now I will make a post claiming that I in fact knew exactly what he meant, completely making my post about his posts completely irrelevant.
Alright, good talk.
>>25640309
If she could hug me and maybe fix my back or something in the process, that would be great.
>>25640253
>>25640270
Is it bad that i wont one of these withShining Armour
Colt says he got his body from his daddy
>>25640257
Not if it leads to another spergfest like The One Where PP Knows
>>25640340
>ponies wearing panties that aren't frilly
Unless you live on a rock farm, that's the default style. After all, they don't serve a utilitarian purpose. Ponies only wear panties, or clothes at all, unless they're going to dress up and be fancy.
>>25640365
real horses suck
>>25640376
man, are you as good at fetish posting as you are at conversation?
>>25640386
simple white panties have their own charm to them though
>>25640384
I ask stallion dad to please stop hiding the bodies of his fallen enemies under his child's bed.
>>25640406he's dead
>>25640400
I could legitimately stare at this image all day
>>25640400
I hope you weren't citing this picture, because those aren't ponies
>>25640391
I can always talk about being unbirthed by anthro futa Shyrapone.
Food scat, lactation and impregnation.
>>25640329
>tfw I first went to bed holding one of my plushes.
>tfw I hugged her all night.
>Best sleep I have ever had.
>No regrets.
>>25640435
they could be if they just bend over
>>25640437
so yes, then
>>25640449
you should keep him engaged in debate more often if it stops him from posting that shit
a rare look at a Long Neck and a One Horn together
>>25640400
>that muscle crease at their spines
I want to run a finger down it until I get to their panties and then tease the elastic band.
>>25640446
No it would take more than that
Filly made a game where you play as a giant anthropomorphic tongue beating the crap out of a box that does nothing but fart. It's pretty funny but a little childish. Somehow the adults seem to take it the wrong way when she asks if you want tongue punch her fart box.
>>25640517
it'd be fun to pull on it and let it snap against Twilight's butt
>>25640461
I'm about to go watch DS9 and play homeworld 2 and doom so I'm not going to be able to make horrible shitposts about fetishes I like.
But I would love to talk about futa anthro shyra if someone else is willing.
>tfw you forgot you gave your brother a spare key to your house and he barges into your room one day, to find you cuddling a Luna plush in one arm.
>Your home defense gun in the other.
>>25640571
what did you tell him?
>hey anon
>you wanna go to AJ's barn and...preen me?
>>25640583
Not him but you shouldn't say anything.
You should just say "sup" and be nonchalant about it.
If he points it out say it's soft and comfy. Because it is.
>>25640583
Why the fuck he was in my house and why he got me up an hour early.
His car died and he needed a charge.
I almost missed ponies on that day.
>>25640600
>You will never cuddle your HD weapon to sleep.
>Stick your dick in the breach a little.
>>25640617
I was still with the senpai on Saturday, visiting for Thanksgiving.
This was the first finale I didn't get to see live with my mlpg folk
>>25640571
Smart brother.
>I would make fun of you but you could kill me and the part of your brain that judges consequence probably isn't awake yet
>>25639969
Good one! Flash Sentry x Starlight Glimmer shipping! I like it!
Pony thinks you're just fattening her up so you can eat her later.
>>25640703
just give her another feedbag
>>25640703
You're not fat your pregnant, we had this talk already.
commence operation snootle
>>25640712
That's actually really cute.
I want to "torture" her by tickling her.
And maybe gripping her pudge and snuggling her backside
>>25640741
>>25640780
![944019__oc_applejack_monochrome_suggestive_oc-colon-anon_smoking_cigarette_cow_implied+sex_artist-colon-nobody[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/9dwNnmu.png "944019__oc_applejack_monochrome_suggestive_oc-colon-anon_smoking_cigarette_cow_implied+sex_artist-colon-nobody[1].png")
>>25640780
DO NOT FUCK THE COWS
>you will never be raped by an anthropomorphic cow
My shitty life has a silver lining then
Which pony do you think would be the best choice for being a guest star on The Simpsons?
>>25640819
what about minotaur chicks
they're still good right?
>>25640823
>raped
>>25640833
Such degeneracy.
>>25640833
what a boopslut
>>25640842
how dare you
>>25640842
>Marker is not real
For some reason this upsets me more than the fact that Pinkie Pie isn't real
>>25640833
>>25640829
>what about minotaur chicks
Hips for days and always horny.
King Sombra timeline was the coolest. Only gays would disagree.
>>25640943
But the Sombra timeline is my favorite because I want to suck his dick
>>25640642
He waited till the afternoon to call me a faggot.
I just told him that shit's comfy to sleep with.
>>25640943
Sombra was so shitty that even his end of the world timeline was the first, least apocalyptic one.
Even Nightmare Moon had a better timeline.
AND SHE'S INCOMPETENT.
>>25640980
I never really cared for card games
I like anything with a 52 card deck though
>>25640997Only card games I've ever played/were any good at were Yu-Gi-Ohand digimon
>>25640826
>inb4 Pinkie Pie
It would probably be Pinkie, seeing as she's the character the writers resort to whenever they need a meme factory
>>25641018
I bet you sleep on bamboo
>>25640997
I like the concept usually but it kind of becomes a money pit and I never get any good at them so I quit.
The pony card game's cards are genuinely fun to look at though. What with each card having a subtitle and flavor text.
I would a cow.
>>25641043
go moo yourself
>>25641043
You would an anthropomorphic cow. Not an actual cow.Right? I mean I think real life cows are kind of endearingly dumb and kind of cute but they're not physically appealing at all.
>>25641032
I sleep on a comfy cloud my pegasus friend gave me
>>25641060
I think cows are actually smarter than horses
>>25641060Not an actual cow noI'd hug an actual cow thoughthey are adorable
