>Don't forget the silly edition Edition
Anon has finally been brought to justice. Justice means no dessert and going to bed early.
Previous thread
>>25031679
Pastebins:
http://pastebin.com/u/Wand_of_inferno
http://pastebin.com/u/Mythd
http://pastebin.com/u/A-nonMoose
http://pastebin.com/u/Aftercase
http://pastebin.com/u/Shardok
http://pastebin.com/u/MLPNope
http://pastebin.com/u/Slownon
http://pastebin.com/u/shrimpasta
http://pastebin.com/u/Davyjones635
http://pastebin.com/u/jubileewritefag
http://pastebin.com/u/Zelis
http://pastebin.com/u/dungeoncrawler
http://pastebin.com/u/Spritejunkee
First for cuddle sluts.
>>25260062
>>25260039
We should point out which writefags are inactive in the pastebins
Like, adding next to the pastebins a time out thingy
>>25260222
>You are pastebin Anon.
>Your one job was to keep the list of pastebins accurate and up to date.
>You screwed up.
>And now you're paying the price.
>A team of elite policemares came for you in the night.
>They fed your dog and carried you away in a black bag.
>You were brought to the pony prison, a place where Equestria keeps the worst ponies around.
>"Hi anon, how've you been?" says your waifu.
>>25260562
That's a pretty cheeky way of sayingyour waifu a shit.
>>25246005
>dark horse being played in the back room of the spa
>accompanied by a soft rhythmic thumping and heavy breathingwell I'm gay for fuse, now. I should probably read that story
Page 10 is kill
>>25260039
Maybe for next thread we can use R artwork?
>pic related
>>25255971
Welp, my drawfriend found the pone prison thread.
>>25263686
Stupid PC...
New guy to these threads bump. Have mercy on me. Mythd's stories made me think of a thread that happened like a year or so ago. That was also the first time I wrote a short story for 4chan too. I'll post it if anyone wants it, however its not so much jail related.
>>25264268
Shit dude we'd take the plot of prison break with the names switched around at this point
>>25264268
Give us the green ubig guy
>>25264861
>>25264932
Ok. I'll post it when I get off work.
>>25264932
notfor u
>>25264268
write some alien isolation changeling edition in the prison
>>25265686
Alright, the thread was a /mlpk/ mash up.
>be anon
>been in horse world for about a month, came in with nothing but your clothes, hunting pack, and glorious m1 Grand rifle
>the ponies really wanted to know what your wierd wood metal thing did. But you knew best to not show them. You lied and said it was a special stick for comfort so it never left your side.
>one day you are lounging outside in the gardens under a tree cleaning you're rifle
A clean rifle is a happy rifle~
>you hear hoofsteps approach, and Celestia appears
>"hello Anonymous, I'm sorry to bother you but I have terrible news. The griffons have declared war! I need your help. You are strong and very smart. I was wondering if you would help us in this great time of need."
>well shit. They have war here? Since when?
Alright, I'll help. When do we depart?
>"tomorrow at noon. The army departs for the fields"
>you spend that night preparing yourself, you could barely sleep.
>you are awoken by trumpets at dawn
>"I hope you are ready"
>you jump at the sudden sound of luna, who happens to have a major crush on you....
>"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to startle you. I just came to tell you that when you return, I'll be waiting for you on my room~"
>she winks in more ways than one as she leaves
>..
>damnit boner, not now!
>you join up with the army as they leave for the fields. You would have never guessed that ponies would be excited for war, or what they called "special fun time"
>the field is just a large open area, the griffons arrive about the same time as you. Both sides hold untill they are lined up and set.
>shining armor steps put in front, "Alright, we're gonna go in hard and fast. Understood? Show them how a real warrior is!"
>the army roars, but you just focus looking through your binoculars. You spot what appears to be their general, just so happens to be straight ahead of you.
I got dibs on their general, I'm gonna have fun watching him squirm.
>>25267209
I feel like it's rushed horribly... but next post is the end of it. Unless you guys want me to continue? I don't think you would. Unless anon in prison for war crimes I guess. Anyways...
>a nearby gaurd laughs, "yeah, especially since you have no armor to protect yourself."
>you laugh back, he doesn't know the glorious power of your m1
What if I told you I won't get touched?
>just as he is about to retort the bugle sounds and everyone starts to run forward charging the enemy position.
>the griffons quickly do the same
>you easily take the lead in the race to face the enemy. Once you reach 500 yards you stop and aim directly at the general
> POP, POP, POP, POP, POP, POP, POP, PING!
>4 kills, including the general, and 2 wounded. Not bad for your first volley
>as you start your reload you hear their screams of pain, then suddenly you feel everyones eyes on you. You stop and look up and around.
>both sides look at you with horror
What the fuck are you dumbasses looking at, fucking kill them anets get this war over with!
>a brave pony gaurd approaches you, "b-but anon.... we don't kill. This is just to show who all are going to be the dominant sexual partners for the orgy tonight."
>suddenly you notice that the swords are nothing but foam and each guard has some sort of sex toy with them.
>......
>that's why gaurd armor is so skimpy around their ass....
>a griffon roars out, "he is a monster! He killed the general! He needs to be stopped! Get him!"
>oh hell naw!
>you open fire on everything that comes at you
>you don't know how but you managed to get away
>you now live running for your life as a war criminal.
>you can never go back
And that's it. Horrible, I know.
>>25267338
You'd figure the princesses would have at least given him half a briefing before they got there.
That, and asked if he is okay with gay/lesbian/orgy sex.
>>25267406
Yeah, well, at the time I wrote it I wasn't thinking about that. I just wrote it cause it involved war and you using a glorious m1, the whole orgy thing was a stupid twist at the end. It's a stupid one shot. Never really meant it to be anything great, especially since I suck at writing.
>>25267338
Shiiit, if it was horrible, you wouldn't of made yourself a trip/namefag.
>>25267209
>m1 Grand
>Grand
If this is some kind of dank new meme, then I am not ammused.
>>25267554
So it doesn't suck because he has a trip?
>>25260039
Like the picture but
>restraining wings to keep them from flying away
>not restraining horns to keep them from escaping.
>>25267209
>m1 grand rifle
I'm call in /k/ on you
>your fuckin dead kiddo
>>25260039
Is there a story where Cadance did something to get herself and Twilight put in prison just so that they could spend time with each other?
>>25267338
I liked it. Try making a new story with similar ideas and flushing it our fully
>>25269080
>Implying that M1 Garand is the only rifle
Britannia pone armed with an SA-80 up in this motherbucker.
>bump
>>25267338
keep going
>>25267498
are there prison orgies?
Is Anon not allowed to go because all the ponies are scared of him?
>Will the ponies decide that forced abstinence is unequine treatment of prisoners?
>Will the bravest ponies in Equestria be recruited for the fearsome task?
>Will this flimsy premise for mane6/princesses/anon action get picked up?
>>25267782
>>25269080
It really is a grand rifle, isn't it?
>>25268808
If you cover a unicorn's horn they think it's night time and fall asleep.
>>25269902
>Implying a brit would even have a pocketknife, let alone a gun
>>25270809
>If you cover a unicorn's horn they think it's night time and fall asleep.
I read a little greentext story about how if you cover a pegasi's head with a blanket they think it's night and fall asleep.
I wonder if it's a crime.
I wonder if it works on Griffons.
I wonder if it works on Alicorns.
>>25270857
>>25270857
If you stick a pegasus in a cage, they auickly become attached to whoever cares for them. Because of this, during the time of warring tribes, pegasii prisons were similar to modern pony prisons.
Prisoners who got out of these prisons or were released often bece wardens or security to new earth pony and unicorn prisons. After all, if they treated you that nice as a prisoner, it would be mean not to be that kind back.
Minor points of eacalation happened over the years, leading to the effective prison system the ponies have today.
>>25270809
Anon does not go to any of the prison orgies, even though it is mandatory for all non-married/herded individuals to go to at least one a week, unless they're sick or otherwise have a note from the doctor.
The warden tries to get him to participate, but he refuses, and not many prisoners or guards are going to argue with a black suit.
Outside help needs to be brought in.
>>25270885
>>25271958
>Be Anon.
>Be in horseland prison.
>Apparently petting the sun princess is a capital offence here, and now here you are.
>Well, you can't say it's all bad.
>Sure, you have no pudding privelage, but this place is basically a resort.
>Magic cameras and what not had to be installed in your room, since apparently black outfit prisoners are supervillians and such.
>Your bathroom is camera free out of decency though, so there's that.
>Still haven't gotten a cellmate yet though.
>Guess it must be hard finding someone who wants to stay with an alien supervillian.
>There's a knock at the door, and you rise to answer.
~~~
>Watching the alien through the cameras, you observe his new roommate being escorted in.
>With your mighty sun powers, you made sure that the pony he got looks the most like you and will also not say anything if something happens.
>The guards leave, and you lick your lips, waiting for the inevitable to happen.
"Come on alien, snuggle that pony for mama."
>>25272319
>You are Strawberry Smoothie, and you are so going to get snuggled.
>But once you're free, your slate will be clean.
>But this Alien is so much bigger than you expected...
>It sounded like so much better of a deal when Celestia offered it.
>Get snuggled a bit, get it in trouble and have it get shipped off, and you're free to return to your old life, past crimes erased.
>"Nice to meet you, I'm Anon," the alien says, shocking you.
>All you can do is let out a squeak and sit down.
>The alien kneels down, and you close your eyes and pray he's gentle.
~~~
>Be Happy Peppy Gary, warden of the Learn-a-torium prison and rehabilitation center.
>And you're really worried about this new alien prisoner.
>Black suit right off the bat, and the prisoner who offered to be his roomate is just an orange class.
>At least Celestia has them under observation so nothing bad can happen.
>It is the worst kind of criminal after all.
>Non-consentual petting is a most un-happy of crime, and on the princess no less.
>Hopefully it doesn't get worse, especially since it doesn't get pudding privelages.
>Maybe you should appeal for it to get one a day, to help keep it happy.
>>25271076
>Anon does not go to any of the prison orgies, even though it is mandatory for all non-married/herded individuals to go to at least one a week, unless they're sick or otherwise have a note from the doctor.
>The warden tries to get him to participate, but he refuses, and not many prisoners or guards are going to argue with a black suit.
>Outside help needs to be brought in.
it sounds stupid
but i want it
If you guys want another of these >>25272319
>>25272819
One of you better post a greentext bumper first.
>>25273954
But I can't into writiing
>>25273954
>bumper
Now write...
>>25273141
>the warden nudges you into the orgy chamber and closes the door
>the click of the lock and a muffled "have fun!" Can be heard before you turn your attention to the display in front of you
>a large, plain room with what appears to be a giant mattress for a floor
>two doors in the back wall one labeled "bathroom" and the other labeled "supplies"
>you shudder to think of what's behind that door as you turn to those currently using the room
>several passed out stallions and about twice as many disappointed looking mares scatter the room, save for one couple going at it in the corner
>you make eye contact with one of the mares who whispers in her friend's ear
>you give a meek wave and she whips her ass around and returns the gesture with her tail
>you turn your head to hide your bush as another mare approaches you from the side
>"little nervous big fella? It's okay we won't bite. Unless you ask nicely of course."
"I'm actually just wondering if I can leave"
>"sorry. Can't let you go until you've had at least a little fun. Here..."
>she rummages through a saddlebag on the ground and pulls out a small vial filled with a fine pink powder and drops it in your hand
>"Morning Steel. Natural aphrodisiac. Just a little up your nose and youll be changing your mind about leaving"
"Drugs? Are you even supposed to have those?"
>"Oh don't worry. There's a whole bunch in the supply closet. Here. Just try some."
"I'm good"
>you turn to walk away but she puts her forehooves on your shoulders and gives you a look that you've seldom seen outside of porn and jewellery stores.
>she eyes you up and down as some of the other mares make their way over to you
>"What are you so afraid of anon? It's just a little..."bump
>>25274911
... Fine.
>You are Anon, and you are a prisoner of Equestria.
>Well... Slave is more accurate... Gladiator if we're being technical.
>Caught for theft, disturbing the peace and non-consensual cuddling.
>How were you supposed to know someone owned those apples? And that pony with the hat and drawl was way to cute not to pet.
>The same with those guards. These ponies barely reach up past your knees, perfect snuggle-size.
>Magic slap to the head put a stop to your supposed "rampage".
>And now here you are; The Great Equestrian Arena, were criminals from around the world entertain the crowd and work out their unacceptable behavior in the ring.
>Turns out, it's a lot like wrestling, staged (NOT fake!) wrestling, only it's more improvised, almost like play-fighting.
>Sure, sometimes people get hurt, but it's never anything serious.
>That changed somewhat when you arrived.
>It wasn't your fault, no-one had explained the rules! They just told you to fight.
>So you did... Right in to that poor little stallion's face. He sported one hell of a shiner after that.
>But you worked with it, using it to mold your image and build up your hype.
>Now they fear you.
>Your opponent walks into the ring, Brass Nuts, a minotaur. Taller than a pony, still smaller than you.
>You watch him from backstage as he prances to his happy-go-lucky music, working the crowd. They love him, he's the underdog in this match.
>You're the unknown creature from another world. The only human in theirs.
>You're a heel, a bad guy. You don't play nice (but make sure not to hurt anyone too bad).
>You're one of a kind.
>You psych yourself up, making sure Brass can spot you waiting at the entrance. He's already sweating, eyeing you nervously as you flash him a grin.
>Your music starts playing loudly, the crowd booing and gasping in fear by the more aggressive song.
>It's showtime!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA__1iizDfs
Short green based on an idea I posted in the previous thread about a gladiator-type story.
>>25275168
What was brass nuts' theme song? This?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kayBSkXM87Q
>>25272819
>>25274930
>>25275168
don't stop
>>25274086
do it anyway
>>25275208
Whoa, that song is pure jumbled chaos.
Truth be told, I can't think of a fitting song at the moment.
>>25275454
Think I'll have to.
Already got two other greens in the work, one of which is going to be pretty long.
Right now, I don't have the time or energy for another, I'll just get all stressed and it will just end up sucking.
If anyone else wants to work with this idea, or something similar, then please go right ahead.I want to see Gladiator-Anon make a herd of fellow female gladiators.Amazon warrior herd.
>>25272819
>Back to being Strawberry Smoothie, you are far less snuggled than you expected.
>Like, not at all snuggled.
>In fact, this Hyooman, Anon, is actually a real gentlecolt.
>Right now, he's walking with you to the dining hall for dinner.
>Apparently he hasn't eaten all day so far, and that's no good.
>Walking up to the order line, you pick out a plate of Prench salad for yourself, and of course, your meal's pudding cup.
>This evening it's chocolate, your favourite.
>Anon pick up a carnivore and herbivore plate.
>Neat.
>You have a Black suit as a friend and he looks like a total badass.
>Now no other inmates will bother you.
>As Anon joins you at a table, another Black suit approaches, a changeling queen.
>Maybe you thought too soon...
~~~
>Be Chelicera, Changeling queen and all around most evil and awesome prisoner in here.
>Even the other black suits don't mess with you, but now there's a new one.
>Fresh food, as you like to think.
>Puffing yourself up, you walk over, fangs out in a grin.
>'Was this thing always this big?' you think to yourself as you get close.
>Whatever it is, it's bigger than a minotaur, but you've dealt with them before.
"So, I take it you're new around here?" you ask, keeping up your scary face.
>The monkey/minotaur thing looks over at you, a piece of meat half in it's mouth.
>It's head jerk's back slightly as the meat gets sucked in, chewed and swallowed before it replies.
>"Yeah, and you are?"
"Uh, my name's Chelicera," you reply, taken aback by the sudden question.
>Wait, is that indifference you taste?!
>This thing isn't intimidated!?
>"I'm Anon, nice to meet you," it replies, the indifference fading into the faint starts of friendship.
>>25275831
>No, this isn't what you wanted, it's supposed to be scared.
"Well, yeah, uh, good to see a new black suit around here, what are you in for?"
>"Petting Celestia. Didn't know it was against the law, but then again, I didn't know she was sapient, or that well, most things here were."
>Gulping, you find yourself slowly walking away from the non-consensual petter.
>Even you're not that evil.
"Well, I suppose I'll see you around then," you say returning to your table.
>You're going to need to seriously reconsider how you approach this thing.
>>25275837
Yesssssss
forced changeling cuddles when?
>>25275837
>>25275894
cuddle the love out of that changeling queen
>>25275837
this thing, I like it
>>25275837
>Be Warden Happy Peppy Gary, and that Changeling is quite scary.
>After all, she's both a hive queen and a black suit.
>Well, her shell's black anyways, but it's the suit that matters.
>And she want to talk to Anon.
>Watching them from across the room, you make sure your newest inmate isn't getting in trouble.
>Cheli, as you call her, not to her face, mind you, seems surprised by Anon's responses, and soon walks away, no troubles to be had.
>Wonderful.
>Any day where you have no trouble is a good day.
>It seems Anon and Strawberry are getting along well too.
>Thank Celestia, you were worried about her, but everything is okay.
>Looking at Anon's dishes, you shudder at the lack of puddingy goodness on them.
>If things go as they have, you may be able to push for two puddings a day for him, rather than just pushing for one.
>Well, waiting and watching is necessary first.
>Perhaps getting a guard to chaperon him would be good...
~~~
>Be Cookies n' Cream.
>Somewhere, you feel as if your job is about to be given to a different guard.
>It's not a good feel...
~~~
>This time, you're human, so you must be Anon.
>After a good meal, you rise up with Strawberry.
"So, what is there to do in this place?" you ask, looking around.
>"Lots of stuff, like Arts and Crafts, or you could go to the gym, the library, or even the spa if you wanted."
"I suppose the Library would be a good place to start. No point in doing physical activity right after eating."
>"Sounds good, follow me."
>Hopefully they have some books explaining how this pony world works.
>>25275837
You, I like you.Thank you based anon
>>25277407
>>Somewhere, you feel as if your job is about to be given to a different guard.
kek
>>25277411
I am Anon only because I have not donned my trip.
>>25276519
>>25275894
Later.
>>25270885
>>25271085
That's freaking adorable
I'm stealing that
>>25278299
You can go to jail for that, you know.hue
>>25260039
Is Mythd still writing more Anon's Prison Herd? I love that story.
>>25271085
>>25278299
Found a bigger version.
>Anon dresses up as Nightmare Moon for Nightmare Night
>his costume is just a horn, a helmet, and wings, but it's good enough for a bipedal green monkey
>it's so good, in fact, that everypony believes it
>it doesn't help that he keeps shouting "Boo!" and eating candy corn
>only bad guys like candy corn
>he's banished to Tartarus Supermax
>fucking ponies
>>25281915
This is a good idea for a story.
>>25281915
>he tries to prove that he isn't Nightmare Moon by taking off the costume
>everypony thinks he's mutilating himself
>he's restrained and sent to the infirmary
>the doctors are confounded by how difficult it is to reattach his 'limbs'
>eventually, they decide to cheat
>if they cast an alicorn transformation spell on a mutilated alicorn, it should re-grow his horn and wings
>they're very confused when he turns into a big, green, male alicorn, instead of a blue female one, but they chalk it up to magical disturbances
>That screaming fit when he woke up was probably just from excess magical energy
>right?
>prison blues bump
>>25281975
hory shet this
>>25281975
kek
>>25277407
>Since you're suspended in a rest pod, you must be Chelicera, best Changeling queen around.
>Just because you're the only one around doesn't mean you're not the best around.
>Enough of that though, you must figure out what to do with this new inmate.
>It has no fear of you, , so maybe you can use it for things other than terrorizing.
>But what...
>Heck, you're not even sure what it is, let alone if it's a male or female.
>Though it doesn't matter much if you want to make them love you.
>Hmn... there's a though.
>You could do with a new love source, since the best you have here is that silly nickname the warden gave you.
>Cheli, while it makes some sense, it makes you think he's thinking of Celestia, or as some refer to her in private, Celly.
>Not like anypony has told her that.
>Sighing, you slide from your pod, coming out perfectly clean.
>No reason not to go and learn more about your new... whatever you decide it's going to be.
>Now, if you were a giant strange thing, where would you be...
~~~
>Be Anon with a nagging sensation someone just called you strange, which in itself is strange.
>After all, you are a strange stranger in a strange land.
>And speaking of strange, half these pony rules make no sense.
>You can't have salt, growing tomatoes, potatoes, and a host of other common foods is a jailable offence.
>This is gonna take some getting used to.
>At least Strawberry is here to talk with you as you read.
>Well, she's more here to help make sense of this stuff while she reads her own book.
>Almost an hour passes before the door to the library opens again, and a somewhat irritated looking Chelicera walks in.
>>25286283
>"There you are, Anon, I've been looking everywhere for you."
"Oh, hey, what's up?"
>"Well, since you're new and all, I figured I could help you get used to here. I am one of the longest term prisoners here, after all."
"Strawberry's already showing me around, but another person to talk to would be nice."
>Taking a seat, her mouth turns up in the tiniest of smiles.
~~~
>Be a sexually frustrated Celestia.
>Why didn't that alien snuggle the pony you sent him.
>She was a perfect victim.
>How are you gonna get off now?
Hey guys, me again. Sorry I haven't posted in so long. I had to find alternate WiFi. I've been using my data. I got banned again from using my data for breaking Global Rule #1 somehow.
Don't even know how I broke that rule. I only post shitty green in this thread, and occasionally bump another thread in /mlp/
I am not pleased by the way. Anyways, I'll try and write more green later. But no promises, as I may still be banned. Friggin mods, banning me for no reason at all.
>>25287003
Dynamic Ip's can catch bans periodically. It's happened to my phone before a number of times.
>>25287039
>>25287039
So, my data would be dynamic then? Wonder why it bans you under rule #1 then. Cause, that's just fucking cruel.
>>25287114
Because Child pornography(which is under #1) is one of the only permaban rules.
>>25287114
No, it means your IP changes, and you got changed to an IP some other chucklefuck got a perma ban under rule #1 using it.
>>25286292
pic related
>>25286292
Just let him ravish you, you dirty little slut.
>>25288045
Which one?
Alright, green outta fuckin' nowhere!
>Be Emerald, baddest daimond dog in the greater Canterlot area.
>Just got SEVEN DAYS in the slammer for not saying 'gesundheit' after a pony sneezed.
>You're gonna have the run of this place by Tuesday.
>Step one: find the biggest guy/gal in the place.
>Step two: go total alpha bitch.
>Step three: do whatever you want.
>The lunch room is the best place to find the biggest inmate.
>You slam the large double doors open and everyone stares as you enter.
>Piling a tray high with meat and meat accessories you scan the room and see a large hunched figure sitting alone.
>Bingo.
===
>Be Anon, trying to enjoy your garden salad, after a breakfast heavy with greasy meats, lunch had to be a bit lighter.
>The diamond dog that slammed the door was heading in your direction.
>Every diamond dog that gets sent here, without fail, challenges you.
>Every diamond dog that challenges you, fails.
>Today will be no different.
>>25288785
===
>Alright Emerald, this guy is a bit bigger than you anticipated but he's eating a salad, herbivore=wimp.
>Activate alpha bitch mode.
>You drop a chicken leg into his salad.
>"Oops." you say in the least sincere way possible.
>The entire lunch room is dead silent.
>Big guy looks at the salad then at you then picks up the drumstick with his paw-grabber things, sticks the meat end in his mouth and pulls out the bare bone and starts chewing.
>The chewing echos in the silence as he parts his teeth slightly to loudly crunch through the wierd cartilage bit, some of the closer ponies turn green and push thier trays away.
>You might have fucked up. Time to re-double your efforts.
>"I'm top dog around here now and if you know what's good for ya, you'll roll over and play dead.
===
>Dis lil pup don't know how bad she just fucked up.
>You raise one finger, the closer ponies start to slowly back away, the pup doesn't notice.
"I'm gonna lay you out with one finger."
>"I'd like to see you try."
"We have a saying where I come from." you say with a smirk "Bitches get scritches."
> Like lightning your finger finds itself behind her ear and starts to work it's magic.
>"HEY WHAT DOooooo ahh *wimper*..." her complaints quickly end as she falls into a blissful sleep.
>Two pony guards in riot gear come up to just outside your reach.
>Uhh she's in cell block B, cell 112 if you could, uh, you know... please?
"Yeah, yeah, I'll make sure to tuck her in."
>You scoop up the silly pupppy and lumber out of the cafeteria.
"Every time with the diamond dogs." you say to yourself.
THE END
The dancing skeleton in the corner fits with the music I'm listening to right now.
>>25288794
kek
>>25288927
SPOOKY
SCARY
SKELETONS
>>25288946
Ahh, the HIGHEST of praises.
>>25288993
Moar pls
I love you
Damn this site became Spooky all of the sudden
Here is a thing my drawfriend did
>>25289230
QT AS FUCK
>>25289230
So can I imagine him with her accent, now?
>>25289318
No, but you can imagine him being hefted over batman's shoulder, ass to the camera.
>be skeleton anon
>be in prison
>not for being spooky or anything. Ponies are really acepting of how you look.
>you just made too many bad puns.
>it's alright so far. Lots of milk, and a nice bed.
>oh, also you met anon anon.
>He loves puns. Well more or less puns and bad jokes make him chuckle.
>Better than nothing heheheheheh.
>>25288692
Yes.
>>25260039
Lads, where could I find the lewd parts of mythd's story? They all seem to be missing from the pastebin tex.
>>25289830
http://pastebin.com/qhqDSdF0
http://pastebin.com/kqaEpWGT
>>25289862
You are a true human bean anon
>>25275894
Nevershe'll want it.
>>25289862
>feygl into getting tied up
fuck is that hot
>>25289230
Oh sweet Jesus what happened to his horn, he's been mutilated!
>>25289984
Well lads I just finished mythd's story, please PLEASE tell me this isn't finished! I've spent hours reading this it can't end there!
>>25289862
There's so much more that needs to be done! Sandy, happy, FUCKING AMBER EMBER, it's such a long wonderful story but whoever made it really skipped out on the lewd scenes
>>25291203
Idk if he's even around anymore. I hope he is, his stuff is great.
>>25291852
>>25291203
>>25291169
LADS
LADS
IT'S CONFIRMED
GOD IS REAL
LIFE INFACT HAS PURPOSE
http://pastebin.com/kc1xYcb3
>>25291852
>>25291203
>>25291169
I think a few threads back he mentioned that he was starting university studies or something like that so he wasn't able to post daily like he was at the beginning of his story. He's still around I believe, just posting a bit less frequently.
>>25289830
>>25289862
>>25289984
>>25291010
>>25291169
>>25291203
>>25291852
>>25292006
>>25292036
Sorry I've been posting so slowly. School is a bitch. I was busy today, but I should be able to post tomorrow... hopefully
Huh... I thought people were only meh about the lewd at best, hated it at worst. I stopped writing it because it was a huge drain on creative energyI sound like a tosspot. If I can't fit anything into the story at this point, would you all like me to try making little one shots once I finish the green?
>>25292105
It's great to hear your still writing man, I know id enjoy some more lewd scenes.
I mean there is still SO many things you could do! You could do stuff for all the charecters that haven't had a scene yet, you could do write ups for charecters like the warden and maybe other people in the prison (like that fight club minotaur chick), you could even do scenes involving different members of anons herd or something.
>>25292105
Tbh I really liked your lewd scenes (especially Feygls) I can't imagine why people wouldn't.
>>25292230
mythd is just being a big
FAG
>>25292105
Minotaur
Lactation
>>25292105
Imo can't wait for anon to make her a queen tbhq senpai
>>25292105
You better do one of Sandy
I mean, if you want or can, I'm not making you do it right now
School is sure a bitch...
>Tfw only one month of vacation
;_;
>>25291165
Ups.
This isn't the first time, my drawfriend tends to forget that, he draws a base earth pony, then adds the details (horn or wings)
...
So you guys want lewd stories?
How much is the limit in lewd here?Hooves holding,right?
>>25292006
Already read that.
>>25292105
Whatever gets you to continue the story, man. I liked the lewd just as much as the rest of it.
So much great new green, it's incredible. Thank you everypony.
>>25286292
>A human, a changeling queen and a pegasus walk into a spa.
>And since you're the human, that makes you Anon.
>What, you were expecting a joke?
>Well, after some reading, you decided a little relaxation before bed would be nice.
>And while you aren't the most pleased about Strawberry paying for you, the sum total of what you own here is nothing but the clothes on your back.
>Er, in your room. you don't own the prison uniform.
>Anyways, Spa relaxation go!
>You've never been much of one for spa's back home, but here seems much the same as there.
>Except this one is run by ponies and a few minotaurs.
>Speaking of minotaurs, the ones that work here are all female.
>Now there's a taste of home, but that's not what you're here for.
>Laying down on a massage table, you settle in while your masseuse prepares.
>And you're definitely not oggling the minotaur in front of you who's massaging Strawberry.
>Nope, not at all.
~~~
>My, that's a nice shot of lust, you think, savouring the thick, rich taste of it.
>Of course, you're Chelicera, changeling queen and all around best pony.
>You're also the best changeling too, but you're definitely better than any pony.
>But anyways, you're enjoying a nice bit of lust from Anon.
>Glancing over, you see his eyes watching a swaying minotaur butt.
>Well now, the human likes flank.
>And being a female, flank is something you have in droves.
>Looking back at yourself, you pause.
>Hmnn... maybe you need to need a little more sweet stuff in your diet.
>Your flank is looking a little poor, right now.
>Nothing a little crush won't solve.
>And your neighbour has been showing some signs of that.
>She's often getting a little doe eyed around that one security colt.
>Once you pack your flank a little more, seducing this alien will be easy, and you'll have another black suit under your hoof.
>Speaking of hooves, these masseuses are amazing.
>You'll need to kidnap some when you start your hive back up.
>For now, you relax.
>>25296581HIVE GROWING SOON
>>25296581
I want to fuck a femtaur
Boop
Breymp
>>25291165
Fixed
>>25300418
>"Aww c'mon Anon! Don't ya wanna rev up your Harley?"
>"VROOM VROOM!"
>>25292512
Hoof holding? You sick bastard.I love that idea.
>>25300418
I want to cuddle the cute little pone while he tries to act tough and scary.
The lewd, belly rubbing, ear scritching kind of cuddles.
>>25292512
If it's not too much to ask, I'd really like Anon and Short Fuse tohave a private and intimate cuddle session which may or may not involve necking and may or may not end with goodnight kisses.
>>25301775
This, but try to make it, I dunno, like, accidental or something. Some awkwardness would be cute!
>>25292512
>How much is the limit in lewd here?
HORN JOB
>>25301993
You. I like you.
I don't know how I could forget about that.
>>25301775
Ever since I read Mythd's greentext when Anoncuddledwith Cookies, I wanted to do that with a character of my own, and I promise you, i'll do that.Be cuddling in real life or dreams
>>25301993
HORN IN POOPER
>Guard-pone bumps you on the booper
>>25305117
.....
Do you mean my finger or..?
>>25303138
a dream come true
>>25305117
>Anon is in pony jail
>Guardpony boops Anon
>Becomes prisoner themself
>>25305494
>>25306321
Not having friends is a capital offence in Equestria. Pinkie should know, she had a stint in jeuvenile prison, which is why she's so friendship obsessed now.
>>25306896
It's also why priso orgies are considered mandatory, since the best way to get to know someone is to "feel" them.
>>25292105
Don't get why people would hate them, I thought they were pretty hot, especially Feygl.
I've always had a thing for having humans' unusually long sexual endurance (compared to other species) being carried over to Equestria and made a big deal of.
I wanna see Amber get some action! Have seen a few minotaur greens, but they never have any lewd.I'm all for one shots dedicated to the characters that didn't get a lewd in the main story.
>>25305243
I meant yourschnoz
>page 9
>>25289984
das fokkin adorable, m8
Pg.10 boop
>>25292105
>post yfw mythd abandons us
>>25309235
>>25292105
Is it strange that, upon reading about Amber's body mod potion she's working on, I immediately did math with what you mentioned about Breezies being rather strechy?
Because I want to see this.
A lot.
>>25309850
shit nigga you could bathe a breezie in your cum theyre so tiny
Alright, so let's do something other than whine. What are some new, original ways for Anon to end up in jail?
>Jaywalking
>Quoting movies nopony has ever seen
>Speaking with his mouth full
>>25310474Smacking a mares ass.
Le bump
>>25311400
>Anon uses reddit memes
>Sentenced to banishment on the moon.
>>25310485
This.
>>25310474
Using foals as balls for rugby?
>>25296581
~~~
>After a good night's sleep, you're a very awake and alert human, ready to take on day two in prison.
>Your own personal shower and bathroom means no fear of dropping the soap.
>Do you even have to worry about that?
>I mean, it's not like these ponies and what have you have been scary or intimidating or even grumpy.
>Exiting the bathroom, you notice Strawberry waking up in her own bed, still somewhat sleepy.
"Bathroom's free. I'm heading for breakfast," you say, walking to the door.
>All you get is a tired nod as she plods to the lavatories.
>Thankfully the path to the mess hall is well marked and also filled with other prisoners, so it's difficult to get lost.
>You do get a bit of a berth around you, given black suits are supposed to be super villains and other big bad folks.
>That means you're one of the top dog criminals here.
>Maybe you should gather some thugs to work under you...
>Shaking your head, you let out a laugh, causing several ponies near you to scurry back in fear.
>That'd be silly, and besides, you're not some gang lord.
>Once you're out of here, you'll figure out where to go then.
>For now, breakfast.
>Hopefully they have bacon.
~~~
>Be somewhat sleepy Gary, rising in time for breakfast after a late night preparing papers to grant Anon one pudding a day.
>After serious contemplation, you decided pushing for two is a bit too much, after all, they're just starting his stay here.
>If they starts to show signs of decline, you should be able to bump them up to two puddings a day.
>But right now, you need to get these papers to the kitchen, so Anon can have one with breakfast.
>After that, you'll have to get them to the doctors for a medical exam, and then...
>Maybe a nice tea break.
>Yeah, that sounds nice.
>Scooping up your papers, you head out on your way to the dining hall.
>>25313127
>Arriving at the hall, you feel your gut sink as you see Anon already there, with food, heading to a table.
>Another meal without delicious puddingy goodness, how can they stand it?
>Why, you'd hardly be able to get up in the morning if not for the promise of your morning butterscotch.
>Well, that changes now, you'll make sure they get their pudding of choice, even if it's only one a day.
>>25310474
>Belching at the dinner table>Wearing sock in public
>>25310474
>scratches cat behind ears
>arrested for bestiality
>>25310342
Who is this? I never figured out who he was.
>>25310474
Public intoxication
Attempted poisoningwith root of nightshade
PoachingI'm starting to get tired of Anon getting sent to prison for misdemeanours. I get that the idea is that serious crimes are rare in Equestria and so on, but making jaywalking a jailable offence is essentially turning Equestria in to a totalitarian nightmare, which is kinda against the point.
>>25313127
I like this story
>>25314667
What if he was actually a rapist?
He'd be the nightmare of the prison.
>>25314667
This.
I especially liked the 'nightshade' idea, which I'm assuming is just potatoes.
>>25314726
He keeps raping both prisoners and guards.
One of the guards keeps going back for more though....
>>25314203
brendan fraser
>>25314667
>Poaching
If the ponies think they can take my meat from me, then they're becoming the meat.
>>25314927
What the fuck
>>25314988
Really bad chronic acne that lasts about 20 years, characterized by blackheads forming in groups, filling with pus and then draining. Repeat until peppermint scarring occurs.
>>25310474
One time, someone said Anon getting amnesia in the prison could be a thing.
How he got there? He didn't know.
But he was pretty sorry about what he did.
Pretty much a pony level anon.
There are thousands of ideas for an Anon in pone prison.
Folks, i'm gonna be sorry again for not updating my story... I finished a 10k word homework right now, and it wasted all my weekend.
But I promise some big update to end chapter 3 and start chapter 4.
One more thing, my drawfriend asked:
"What kind of stuff they want to do with Shorty? I might draw it"
What to do, boys?
>>25315685
Either: 1: Let him ride around on our shoulders, or 2: Lewdly tickle him.
>>25314726
Then you'd get people whining about edge. Just make it so non-consentual cuddling is like rape in Equestria, and have him take pleasure in cuddling Celestia and/or Luna despite their protestsand possibly later, arousal,for a few months until he's finally caught and put in pony jail.
And then he notices that the other blacksuited inmates, all of them mares, look pretty cuddly as well, including that changeling queen who tries to act like she runs the place…
>>25315913
>And then he notices that the other blacksuited inmates, all of them mares, look pretty cuddly as well, including that changeling queen who tries to act like she runs the place…
yes excellent
>>25292105
Give us the green m8
>>25311705
Foals do not meet the minimum standards of quality for rugby balls.
>>25314141
Due to certain oversights from long ago, it's only sexual relations between humans and nonhumans that are criminalised.
>Most ponies do not even know the law exists due to the extreme rarity of humans, and it is considered merely minor trivia.
>As a result of this, Anon is only arrested after an unfortunate incident at the ponice charity quiz night.
>Many high ranking ponies want more of the D, and are working to get the law repealed and Anon pardoned.
>Anon is stuck in pony jail until this is done.
>>25314087
>Excessive clothing is treated by equestrians similarly to how earthers treat public nudity.
>>25314726
>>25314761
For extra funzies, the ponies don't really give a damn about the rape, but are angry with Anon for damaging one of his rapees's dresses.
>>25314667
>>25314739
Human food being toxic to ponies is always a fun premise
>>25316030
It's the green,
It's the green,
It's the green you need.
And when I look into your future?
It's the green that I see.
>>25316631
ADEQUATE
>>25316327
It doesn't even have to be toxic to them. For the longest time, we assumed tomatoes were toxic becuase the rest of the tomato plant is, until some guy ate a shitload of them to prove they weren't.
Considering that Earth ponies would need to harvest potatoes by putting a variant nightshade in their mouth, it makes sense they wouldn't have tried to eat them. Hence hay fries.
>>25313296
I want anon to get pudding and have him say he doesn't even like pudding, sending him to Tartarus for being so evil
>>25317635Don't reveal the twist you jerk.
I woke up at 4:50 in the morning, dehydrated and hungover, and after a little bit of lurking, I was hit by the inspiration to write. So prepare for a nice, hot, steaming pile of green shit.
pic related
>>25317761
>Be anon not in pone prison.
>Day whatever in Equestria. Like you were actually gonna count.
>Seriously, you stopped keeping track after the first couple of weeks. It's been YEARS now.
>Fuck that noise.
>The last two years have been spent living in Canterlot.
>You moved here from Ponyville after you got tired of Twilight's shit.
>Fucking horse just wouldn't leave you alone.
>At first you had a lot of fun with it.
>Always going on adventures into the Everfree, saving your small town from evil monsters, even helping out the various little ponies with whatever menial tasks they had at hand (hoof?).
>Twilight studying your body for science, that was always a good time, asking questions about you and your old world.
>But after a few years, you grew weary of it all.
>It was cool for a little bit, but you really just wanted to settle down and live a semi-normal life amongst the cute little horsies.
>And so, after exchanging a few letters with the Queencess of Equestria herself, you made the move to Canterlot.
>You were hoping to get a room in the castle or something.
>Wishful thinking. At least she set you up with a nice little house.
>Canterlot wasn't all bad.
>It certainly wasn't as comfy as Ponyville. But at least there were no constant monster attacks or anything.
>The snobby rich ponies in this place drove you up the wall, but if you knew what places to avoid it was pretty easy to stay away from them.
>And there weren't any inner-city ziggers to worry about ganging up on you and kicking your shit in or stealing your stuff.
>So hey, all in all it wasn't so bad here.
>Most of the ponies were pretty nice, and you really had to hand it to horseland: no cars and no noisy aircraft mad for a much more pleasant city-living experience.
>Also supper nice, cute little ponies probably helped out a bit. You never really were a city person...
>>25317778
>Today was another boring day, just the way you liked it.
>You're walking through a courtyard in one of the lower levels of Canterlot, on your way to the market.
>The sun shown low in the sky and clouds filled the air.
>It was the onset of Winter. A bit chilly for your tastes, but still nice.
>You take your time to observe all of the cute little creatures going about their day.
>Couples sharing a meal together outside of a restaurant, mares walking around with their little foals in tow, vendors pedaling their wares or trying to sell snacks.
>You can't help but smile as you watch the world around you.
>Truly this is paradise.
>You must have died and gone to Heaven all those years ago.
>But one thing catches your eye as you contemplate the beauty of this place.
>Up ahead of you, sitting in front of one of the many towers that line the outer walls of Canterlot was a guard pony.
>His head rested on his hoof, and he gazed out over his charge with a defeated look in his eyes, glancing here and there, then back to the sandwich which rested on the wall in front of him.
>Your heart broke a little when you saw that.
>You had to do something.
>>25317783
>Be Asinus Maximus, one of Canterlot's elite royal guards.
>Judged fit to serve the Queen, err, Princess herself!
>Except you spend your days sitting in a guard tower, watching the adjacent courtyard.
>This really wasn't what you signed up for.
>You had thought you were going to go to far off lands and fight for your Queen-princess.
>Uphold the honor of your great Equestrian Empire!
>Too bad you never payed attention in history class, or you might have known that the last time Equestria went to war was almost a millennium and a half ago.
>Normally your situation wouldn't have you so down, but things were different now.
>Your mother and father just passed away in a tragic zeppelin accident involving a mysterious rainbow blur.
>The ETSB refused to investigate.
>Now you were forced to confront your whole life, and you wondered if you had really lived up to their expectations, if your career as a mall-cop was enough to make them proud.
>Not to mention your fillyfriend just left you.
>Fuck.
>A single tear rolls down your muzzle and onto the ground.
>>25317789
>Anon is your name, comforting sad ponies is your game.
>As you walk up the carpeted steps to the gray pony who sits above, you see a single tear fall from the one eye that you can actually see.
>Your heart breaks a little more.
>Just as you near the top of the stairs, the pony takes notice of you.
>He stands himself up, wiping away the tear with his hoof, and faces you, trying his best to seem professional and authoritative.
>Poor guy.
>”Good afternoon to you citizen, could I somehow be of help to you?”
>citizen
>triggered
>You have to resist the urge to scream in his face.
>Calm down Anon, this is Equestria, not Earth.
>You aren't being detained.
>You set all that aside for now, you have more important things to get to.
>You have a pony to comfort!
>Yea, you're gonna be that guy that everyone knows and loves how nice he is!
>Ponies will be like, 'Hay, have you heard of Anon?' and then they'll be like 'Oh yea, of course, everypony has heard of Anon! He's so nice, and handsome, and--'
>”Sir?”
>The guard pony looks at you with a raised eyebrow.
>Oh yea.
“Um, you looked kinda sad earlier. Ya K?”
>Smooth.
>You forgot that you're awkward as fuck.
>It's all coming back to you now.
>You try to put on a weird, probably creepy smile.
Breakfast. I love coffee and all, but it only helps for so long before I need to eat.
>>25317795
Meh, I'm not really feeling it anymore. I might finish it later if I get bored, but just in case I don't:
>Blah blah, sit down with pony and put arm around shoulders.
>Talk about stuff, pone is sad.
>Hug pone and talk some more.
>Remember someone always loves you, etc.
>I'm not gay, but qtpone is qtpone, give a little kiss on the snoot.
>Sorry you feel bad, start to walk away.
>shaky 'who are you.'
>'I'm anon, I'm usually at the Steel Horse after work, you should swing by.'
>After wok in Steel Horse, talking to pone friends n' shit.
>Guard comes in with friends.
>Under arrest for kissng on top of snout, like rape I guess.
>Taking advantage of a sad horse too.
>Go to jail cause ur evil.
>>25318225
>Keep trying to be nice to qt pons in pon jail
>Get sent to pon jail jail
>Which they have to build just for you
>This happens a few more times
>Ponies end up covering a city sized are just with concentric jails
>Only the innermost and outermost actually have prisoners
>If it continues much further that city over there will need to be moved
>>25316030
>>25310342
>>25309763
>>25309235
>>25307017
Not dead, and haven't abandoned the thread! Sorry it's taking me so long to produce anything, school is hard and I have a girlfriend now so free time is rareI suppose I'll do lewd one shots later on for the characters that didn't get any action in the main green
I'm loving all this green I'm seeing, keep up the good work everyone!
Pst, hey, heeey...Should I write some green?
>>25319303
Yes
>>25319395
Alrighty then!Prepare yourself, for my meh-tier writing skills!
>Day...
>Well, day one.
>You're in ponyland.
>You're also in ponyland PRISON.
>And WHY are you in ponyland prison?
>Because the ponies here have no idea what you are.
>They literally sent you here because they're scared of you.
>You've done absolutely nothing wrong.
>You haven't even said your own name to anyone here.
>Meanwhile, they've talked about sending you to some place called 'Canterlot' many times, but for now, you're here.
>You've just arrived, by carriage, to the prison.
>Yet they didn't cuff you, for some reason.
>All the ponies here were absolutely frightened by you, but never bothered to take any precautions against you.
>A bit retarded, in your opinion, but whatever.
>Finally, you see a pony approaching you.
>She's white, she's got blond hair, and blue eyes.
>She has a serious look on her face.
>She's wearing a kind of Nazi-ish looking uniform.
>You also have a feeling she's going to be extremely racist.
>The two guards stand at attention as the mare walks up to you.
>She looks up at you, her cold, blank expression never changing.
>Then she jumps and lets out a big smile.
>"Good morning! It's nice to meet you! My name is Aryanne, but you can call me anything you want! Whatever makes you most comfortable here during your visit!"
>You smile.
>Oh my god she's so adorable.
>She's literally beaming with the biggest smile you've seen since you got here.
"Can, I, uh, I just- I'm just gonna hug you."
>You pick her up and hug the shit out of her.
>She's so soft and cuddly.
>Everyone nearby gasps.
>The guards back away from you.
>"HE'S GOT THE WARDEN HOSTAGE!!"
"W-wait, what?! No I don't-"
>"P-please don't hurt me, mister!"
>Aryanne looks absolutely frightened.
"No, I'm not! Y-you're just so cute! I wanted to hug you!"
>She blushes.
>The guards all just scowl at you.
>"YOU VILLAINOUS MONSTER!"
>"We-we'll do anything you say! What do you want from us?!"
>>25319491
>Aryanne
Sexy shower fun times when?
>>25317783
>>The sun shown low in the sky and clouds filled the air.
*shone low in the sky
>>25269902
Sa-80
> pop pop pop stovepipe mag falls out
Themightyestempire.png
>>25319617
I beg your forgiveness, good sir. Time to off myself.
>>25319491
This nigga has the right idea.
Just pick that cute little mare up and hug her.
bump for best warden
>>25319491
"Uh, want?"
>"Just name it! An extra pillow? Thirty more minutes of nap time? TWO pudding cups a day?!"
>You pause.
"Nap time?... Pudding cups? What the hell kind of prison IS thi-"
>"-EXCUSE ME?!"
>You look down at Aryanne.
>She's scrunching.
>The guards stare at her like she just became Jesus.
>"MR... uhh...?"
"Anonymous.-"
>"-ANONYMOUS! THERE SHALL BE NO CURSING IN MY PRISON! APOLOGIZE!"
"Okay."
>You snuggle her.
>"W-what are you doing?"
"An apology snuggle, of course. It's what my species regularly does."
>"O-oh... Okay..."
>She softly sighs.
"Do you accept my apology?"
>"Y-yes."
"Good! Also, don't have your guards beat me up. Hugs are my species' way of saying hello."
>She looks at the guards and nods.
>They stand down and relax.
>You're about to set her down when she stops you.
>"Actually, I...I think I hurt my leg... can you...?"
"But of course. It's a common thing for my species to carry friends."
>"Awesome..."
>Goddamn this cuddly pony.
>Soon enough, having heart attacks will be a regular thing 'for your species'.
>Which, you didn't believe for a single second that these ponies would buy any of your crap.
>But hey, you were wrong!
>And now you've got snuggles out of an adorable pony.
>Also, said snuggles can probably shorten your sentence.
>Well...
>If it's not indefinite, of course.
>>25321609
>An apology snuggle, of course. It's what my species regularly does.
>Hugs are my species' way of saying hello.
>It's a common thing for my species to carry friends.
This Anon is a freaking genius!
A+
>>25321609
>You carry Aryanne through the hallway-gate-thing.
>Some guards posted on the way scowl at you, sometimes in anger, and sometimes in what looks like jealousy.
>You're holding her like you would a cat.
>She doesn't seem to mind at all, though.
>She's resting her head on your arm.
>And though you still have absolutely no idea where you are, or WHY, you were glad that cute ponies, though owning a max-security prison, were simply just, well, cute ponies.
>When you arrive at the front doors of the thing, the two guards open them and allow you to enter.
>Then you're faced with the inside of the prison.
>It looks pretty damn nice.
>It doesn't even look like a prison.
>The floor is made of wood, the walls are painted a nice sandy color, and there's a tan mare with yellow hair behind a desk.
>Her eyes barely peek over it.
>"I-is that the warden?"
"Uuh, yeah. She hurt her leg, so I'm carrying her."
>Aryanne gives an embarrassed smile and nods.
>"Oh. Well, uh, okay then! So, you're the new inmate?"
"Well see, ABOUT that... I didn't even get any kind of chance to defend myself, and I think-"
>"-Well of course not! You're a big scary monster!"
>You frown.
"Thanks. I always try to look my best."
>She waves her hooves.
>"No no no, I didn't mean it like THAT! I-it's just..."
"You think I'm ugly, DON'T you?"
>"N-no! I just... I..."
>You cover your face and pretend to cry.
>"No, no! I..."
>She hops over the desk and flocks over to your side, looking up at you.
>"I didn't mean to make you cry! I'm sooo sorry!"
>Man, these ponies are just too easy to mess with.
>But really, you were just looking for an excuse to continue your snuggle-spree.
"Do... do you really mean it?"
>"Yes!!"
>You pick her up with Aryanne still in your arms and hug her
>"W-what are-"
>"-It's what his species does!"
>"O-oh..."
>You can't help smile.
>These ponies are absolutely going to be the death of you.
"So. Want to be my friend?"
>The mare looks up at you and manages a small smile.
>"Sure!"
>>25322174
>You're holding her like you would a cat.
So, as far from my body as possible, with one hand under her chest and one hand pinching her scruff?
>>25322633
Yes.
>>25322174
"Cool!"
>And now you've got another mare to add to your collection!
>Christ, they're so soft.
>You almost forget for a second that you're in prison.
>For doing nothing.
>THOUGH, the cuddles are definitely fucking worth it.
>You start walking past the desk.
>"Wait, what-"
>-"Carrying friends is another thing his species does."
>You smile and nod.
"You... you want me to put you down?"
>You manage a pouty face.
>"Well, I don't want to be rude to a friend..."
"-Okay!"
>You continue walking.
>You are literally having too much fun with this.
>Then again though, what are the chances of having another dream as cool as this, right?
>Gotta snuggle 'till you drop!
>Aryanne pipes up.
>"S-so, do you want a tour of the prison?"
"Sure!"
>She grins and points down the hallway you're walking through.
>"Just take a right here, and you can see the dining room!"
>"I don't think I've actually seen the whole prison before..."
"Sure thing, captain!"
>You take off through the short hallway and turn.
>You immediately are faced with the dining room.
>It looks like a cafeteria, but with much nicer tables and chairs.
>But it's empty.
"Where's everyone?"
>"Everypony's napping right now!"
>You smile and lightly squeeze them both.
>Just them talking was fucking adorable.
>In turn, they both blush.
>Aryanne leads you over to another room.
>The art room.
>Because prisons apparently have art rooms here.
>It's still empty, and it looks a bit like a classroom.
>It's also very colorful.
>TOO colorful.
>It's like staring at the sun broken into a rainbow.
>You quickly move on and come across the 'nap room'.
>It's full of ponies.
>You're pretty sure you'll have a heart attack if you step in there.
>There's a mare sprawled out on her back, snoring and drooling slightly.
>You smile.
>There's another curled up like a dog, holding her tail.
>Then there's another one doing the same thing, but instead is nibbling on her tail.
>Guys are really out-numbered here.
>Like, REALLY.
>You only count three.
>>25322174
hrng
>>25322793
>>Guys are really out-numbered here.
>>Like, REALLY.
>>You only count three.
Oh shit
>>25322793
>>Then again though, what are the chances of having another dream as cool as this, right?
knowing you, you're gonna make us feel at some point, aren't you, you bastard?
>>25322923
>Your smile grows wider.
>There's so many mares that need cuddling here.
>You feel like some sort of retard, just compelled to pet any and every single mare in this room.
>You think it'd be a bit weird with the guys, though they are just as cute as the mares are.
>But still, you know, guys.
>That'd probably be weird.
>Then you hear a small bell ring from inside.
>The ponies start getting up.
"Uh, Anne? How many ponies are in this room?"
>She puts a hoof to her chin.
>"Shhhooould be sixty seven, now including you!"
>...Oh.
>OH.
>You don't think you're prepared enough mentally for sixty six ponies.
>Then the door opens.
>A pony in a neon orange jumpsuit sticks her head out.
>She looks at you.
>"Oooh, what are YOU? Are you a monster?!"
>As soon as you open your mouth, she smiles.
>"-Oh! You're friends with the warden and Penny!"
>You hear whispering inside, and see a few mares hopping, trying to see you through the small window in the door.
>The mare turns back into the room.
>"We've got a tall new friendly creature!... He's... he's really handsome..."
>...You're pretty sure you weren't supposed to hear that last bit.
>You hear a few gasps and giggles from inside.
>"I wanna meet him!!"
>"He's just outside?!"
>"Come on, let's see him!!"
>Then the door swings open.
>For a split second, you see dozens of pairs of eyes just locked on you.
>Then every single one of them come pouring out.
>Before you can move, you're literally SURROUNDED in mares.
>Some are standing on their hind legs, looking up at you from your sides.
>Others are flying above and around your head.
>Some are playing with your hands.
>They're ALL asking questions.
>"What's your favorite color?!"
>"What the HAY ARE YOU?!"
>"Hey, I want to be carried, too!"
>Y-your heart.
>>25323458
>>25323458
>"We've got a tall new friendly creature!... He's... he's really handsome..."
>...You're pretty sure you weren't supposed to hear that last bit.
>You hear a few gasps and giggles from inside.
I would literally have a heartattack.
>>25323458
>Then, you start noticing a few other questions.
>"Soo, what's a stud like YOU doing here?"
>"Care for a herd?"
>"You into Pegasi?"
>"Do you last long?~"
>"Y-you wouldn't fuck a pony, would you?"
>"You look like you'd be so... big..."
>Someone slaps your ass.
"WOAH- HUH?"
>...Holy shit...
>Y-your dick.
>And here you thought these ponies only had rainbows and sunshine on the mind.
>You actually feel Anon Jr. poking out a bit.
>The mares in front of you stop and stare.
>They grow red.
>One bites her lip.
>Another looks up at you.
>"C-can I t-touch it?"
>She slowly inches a hoof forwards.
>Her face grows extremely red.
>A majority of the mares go silent and watch.
"I- I uhh, I don't..."
>She starts sweating.
>Then you see your pants start glowing blue.
>What the fu-
>In a split second, they're pulled down.
>Along with your boxers and everything.
>You pause.
>You suddenly feel so embarrassed you might die.
>All the mares are so red, you'd believe that it's the dominant coat color around here.
>You even see one of the guys staring.
>Some of the mares are just speechless.
>Some jaws are dropped.
>Some are moving their mouths like fish.
>And others are biting their lips and smiling.
>Aryanne's trying to sneak looks at you.
>The desk pony is staring.
>The cuteness AND the embarrassment is too much.
>Your heart's beating like crazy.
>Like, REALLY crazy.
>You feel a sharp pain in your chest.
>Your breath gets caught in your throat.
>You think you feel your heart stop.
"HRK."
>You clutch your chest and fall backwards.
>The mares move out of the way, and your back hits the wooden floor.
>The two in your arms practically crush you.
>The last thing you see is Aryanne's rump in your face.
>>25323790
Nice.
>>25323790
>>"Y-you wouldn't fuck a pony, would you?"
I laughed.
>>25323790
wait what
this is going from 0 to mach 1 in a second what is going on
>>25323946
anon saw too much cute dick-crazed pone and had a heart attack
>>25313296
>Since you're not in prison, you must be Celestia.
>A very sexually frustrated Celestia.
>This stupid, sexy alien refuses to non-consensualy snuggle a mare.
>You'll have to figure something better out.
>For now, rageclopping will have to do...
~~~
>Be Ben Dover, professional multi-species physician and head doctor at the Learn-a-torium prison.
>And today, you have to do a physical for a new inmate.
>As best as you have heard, it's like a minotaur, but isn't.
>It'll be here after breakfast, so you have some time to prepare.
>Papers, papers and more papers.
>If it was a minotaur, this would be so much easier.
>Time to prepare your sucker jar and bandage box.
>Nobody likes having blood taken.
>Even you're somewhat nervous when doing it.
>But it is part of your job, and you're proud of your work.
>The warden should be bringing them any moment now.
~~~
>Having finished your breakfast, you're Anon, ready to grasp the day.
>Well, grasp whatever you can as a prisoner of a cutesy pony society.
>Oh, hey, it's the warden.
>"Good morning, Anon, I hope everything finds you well."
"So far, yes, thank you. And how about you? How are you so far?"
>"A lot of work this morning, since I need to handle all your paperwork, but I'll manage. I came to let you know you need to visit our doctor right now."
"Alright. Are you going to escort me there, or do you have someone to guide me?"
>"I can lead you. It's on the way back to my office after all."
>Dropping your dishes where they go, as far as you can tell, you follow the Warden out of the mess hall.
>"This is just going to be some simple tests and questions, just so we can know how to take care of you if you get sick," the warden says, punctuating what he says with waves of a hoof.
"No problem. I am an alien after all."
>"Hopefully not too alien," a pony in a white labcoat says, standing outside a room, "we do have to be able to heal you, after all."
>Time to meet the doctor.
>>25324125
continue my good writefriend
>>25324179
I am trying to do at least one post a day, depending on inspiration.
I have my own primary stories to look after, after all.
>>25323946
Yeeeaaah, a big part of why my writing's meh-tier is muh pacing.FimFiction always took a shit on me for that.But hey, at least you've got >>25324125 to deliver the good stuff!
>>25324125
>Ben Dover
Heh!
>>25324427
As doctors say, you'll feel a little prick.
>>25324697
That's quite the suppository you got there, doc.
You sure it'll fit?
>>25322633
>>25322658
Kek, you guys got shit pussies. For real, my cat was more like a dog except he'd run away from people instead of bark at them. I pity you...
>>25324697
>>25324776
I'm very happy to see that this thread has been getting a bit more lively lately.
>>25320772
>Warden of Da-cow concentration camp.
>Ponies are sent there to concentrate on their crimes, thinking about what they've done.
>>25326303
To lighten the mood, sometimes the residents get sent to the gas chamber, where they get to inflate balloons and make silly voices using helium.
>>25324249
Noooo, I want more....please Mr. Writefag.
>>25324125
The Doc Scene is a classic, let's see how you interpret it.
>>25323927
>I'd fuck a horse though
kek
Morning bump!
>You are anon
>And you finally made it to Equestria
>How, is beyond you, one minute your shitposting, the next you've got your face in the dirt and your ass in the air.
So this is what it's like be OP huh?
>And now you're heading to prison, fuck
>"Mr. Mous the charges laid before you are as follow 47 counts of murder in the form of fly swatting, 3 counts of property damage in the form of destroying the homes of spiders, a staggering count of 2247 further murders in the form of destroying entire ant colonies, and the most heinous of your crimes non-consensually hugging a total of 22 ponies. For these crimes I sentence you to life in the Equestrian recreational institute under the highest level of security.
'That was about 10 minutes ago, you pleaded guilty in the most sarcastic tone of voice you could muster, however it was enough for the judge to make your sentence final and the guards to throw you into a wagon and haul your ass to jail, either the judge was an idiot, a prick, or sarcasm doesn't exist here, each pissed you off greatly'
>After about an hour of bumping around in the back of the carriage, the vehicle came to a sudden halt, throwing you face first into the carriage wall
>"Listen up prisoner I want you with your face to the wall and hands behind your back"
Well they did the first half of that for you at least
>>25329020
>After being brought out of the carriage you finally got a look at the place they were putting you, and god it was sickeningly colourful, the walls were an ugly mess of green, blue, red, yellow, it was like a goddamn LSD trip irl.
>"MOVE IT PRISONER."
>You were shoved with such force that you nearly fell over, but no surprise there the guard escorting you was only up to your kneecaps
>As you entered the main gate and went passed the yard, instead of being greeted by insane inmates you were meeted with marshmallow faces squeezed up against a mesh fence so hard it looked like they were gonna simply faze through it.
God this place is weird.
>You entered the main reception area and were greeted by several armed ponies
Aw they think you're a threat how cute
>As you attempt to stifle a giggle at how serious these ponies take your 'crimes' a very serious looking mare steps forward from the line of guards, she had brown eyes, a white mane and blue streaked mane with yellow tips, and a white coat covered by a business suit, and she did not seem to appreciate the fact you found the whole situation funny
>"Are you having a fucking giggle prisoner?"
"No ma'am."You say straightening up and again attempting to stop yourself from laughing
>"You better not be, cause if you think you can mock us you'll soon find out you're very mistaken. You are in the highest security prison in the land, the worst of the worst scum are here and we're throwing you in with them, how long 'til you break I wonder?" Gaining the smuggest smirk you've ever seen
God that's cute you'd hug her if you weren't chained up
>Instead you decide to be serious for a minute and act cool
"Just show me to my cell already, I'm tired."
>"Hmph you're a big guy." she off-handedly ummm off-hoofedly? comments
"For you maybe." God if this keeps up you're gonna burst
>"Maybe you'll feel more at home in the 'Iron Pit' with the minotaurs."
That actually made you clench up, you don't wanna know what it's like to be OP
>>25329180
For some reason, this kinda makes me wonder what it would be like if Anon was one of the bad-guy prisoners on the Equestrian version Con Air.
>>25329180
>As you're led through countless doors you have to go through a fe examinations, thank god ponies haven't come up with cavity searches, after going through physical and medical questions and test you're finally led to the 'Iron Pit' you're pretty sure you're heart exploded, twice, when you entered the place that would most likely be your tomb you were greeted with a row of rattling cells and shouts of "FRESH MEAT" from the inmates, yeah this is more what you expected from prison
>"Oh by the way you're just in time for there free period." Twee whispered
Oh right her name is Twee by the way, she's also the warden
"WAIT WHAT?!" you replied
>"Your cell is at the very end, of the second level, on the left row. Hope you're faster than a charging bull~"
>Shit well you're fucked, there's no way, you'll get there in time, may as well take it with dignity, you decide to stand your ground and pray you survive
>As a siren blares a booming THUNK can be heard as every cell opens, at first there's silence as it prisoner steps out, and stares at you, all they do is stare, then they charge you screaming at the top of their lungs, you were tempted to play dead, but you're done being frightened if you die, you die with dignity, you close your eyes.
Am....am I dead? you think to yourself
>It about ten seconds before you open an eye, thank god you took a shit before you got hear because the sight in front of you would've made you're new prison suit brown, you were completely surrounded by minoutaurs, of all shapes and sizes, some your height, some smaller, some taller, they were all various colours, black, white, grey, couple blues and browns but they weren't doing anything, then one of the bigger, black coated ones standing next to you spoke up
>>25329329
>"So what are you in for fresh meat?"
"Uuuuummm"
>You were drawing a blank the fact you weren't dead kind of put you in shock, eventually you were able to make a coherent thought and remembered what the judge said
"Nothing serious, just a couple counts of bug murder and property damage."
>At that you caught a lot of the minotaurs finching and looking at you like you were the Equestrian Hitler, even though he didn't do anything wrong.
"Oh yeah and non-consensual hugging as well"
>At that every prisoner took several steps away from you
Geez this place really is weird
>"What pit in tartarus did you crawl out of?" one of the smaller minotaurs asked
"Well what are you all in for?"
>"'I'm in here for a couple months for jaywalking "one of them said
>"I'm in here for 4 years for not helping an elderly person across the street" another one said
Shit if this is what counts as criminal what would they think of some of the things that are considered criminal on earth?
>Your thoughts were cut off when the black minotaur from earlier spoke up again
>"Listen man we don't want no trouble."
"Yeah fine, look I'm tired just lemme get to my cell."
>As you begin walking towards your cell the minotaurs move out of your way to give you a clear path to your cell
Maybe prison life won't be so bad after all
>You can't think any further on this as sleep takes you as you crash onto your hard, uncomfortable bed
That's all I've got so far, I'm not sure if there's enough green as is or if you guys would like me to continue, but I just wanted to add a bit of mine that I had in mind
>>25329401
More. Immediately. Now.please
>>25329558
Alright, but only cause you asked so nicelyfaggot
>Day 1 of pone prison life
>You are woken by the deafening blare of the alarm and the THUNK of the prison doors opening
>You begin staggering towards your doorway and as you exit you come once again face to face with Twee and a bunch of armed ponies
"What did I do this time ma'am?"
>"Shut it 404 and follow me."
Well that was blunt and what the fuck does she mean by 404?
>You half-heartedly follow her, well follow isn't really good enough, stumbled after in her general direction would be more accurate you were never a morning person, after walking through multiple doors you were led directly into what you presume to be Twee's office
>"Please sit down 404, we have much to discuss."
"Unless the next words out of your hole are 'We're sorry for being such fucking faggots and locking you up for pointless bullshit' I don't want to hear it."
>Taken aback by your sudden bluntness, Twee immediately recomposes herself
>"Well I'm sorry to inform you that we will not be releasing you anytime soon 404, but I do insist you sit down, we need to discuss your schedule, privileges, and so on and so forth."
"Fuck it, fine whatever. Oh you may wanna check those privileges of yours so I fully understand them."
>"Don't worry 404 I assure you everything is in order now your sche-"
"Excuse me ma'am" you say cutting Twee off mid sentence "But I have a question. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP CALLING ME 404!?"
>"Isn't it obvious that's your numb-"
"I AM NOT A NUMBER!!"
>>25329894brace yourselves for high impact spaghetti
"HERE I AM BROUGHT INTO AN ALIEN WORLD I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH, GIVING YOU ENOUGH RESPECT TO CALL YOU MA'AM INSTEAD OF BTCH WHICH WOULD BE MORE ACCURATE TO YOUR PERSONALITY YET HERE YOU ARE TREATING ME LIKE I'M JUST A WORTHLESS NUMBER, I MAY BE AN ALIEN BUT I HAVE FEELINGS GODDAMN IT"
>Through your whole rant Twee started shifting further and further under her desk only showing her eyes and above, and boy did she look 100% scared shitless. After your rant you begin to calm down and reseat yourself.
"I am sorry ma'am, all I ask is to be given basic respect."
>Recomposing herself and straightening her suit she takes up a look of sad contemplation
>"No no it is quite alright 40- Anonymous. You having such a record in such short time and being an alien I thought it best if I try to assert myself, but perhaps a different approach would be better suited to you."
"That's quite alright ma'am, and if I may ask, could we drop the formalities it's kinda bugging me, can I just call you by your name."
>"I think that is an acceptable request anonymous."
"Thank you Twee, and if we are dropping formalities simply call me anon."
>"Is that what your friends called you back home?"
"No they called me faggot."
>The face Twee made at that nearly gave you a heart-attack, god why does hugging have to be illegal
"But please feel free to call me anon, after all this is a new place."
>"Right now onto the prison schedule, role-call is at dawn so 7:00, followed by breakfast until 7:30 then it is free-period til 9:00, you will then do your job until 12:00, followed by lunch 'til 1:00 in the afternoon, followed by a second free period til 3:00, then your second job 'til 5:00 then you will be brought back to your block until 7:00 when you will have dinner 'til 8:00 then lights out."
Well shit that's a lot to take in, you quickly bring yourself to your senses as she starts to speak again
>>25329915
>"As for your privileges being highest security, you are very limited, you will have a constant escort of two guards wherever you go, you will only be able to interact with other high level security prisoners during anytime outside your cell block, inside you are free to interact with those inmates, oh and all desert privileges are also revoked from meal time, if you show you are not a danger eventually you will be allowed to make a request for an ease up on your restrictions."
1) Sorry for the short post, stupid fucking word limit strikes again
2)Sorry if it seems overly detailed, if I'm gonna continue I wanted to flesh out the world a little so I can make content quicker if you guys want me to continue
>>25329926
Hell yeah we want you to continue
>>25330331
alright it's getting pretty late over where I am though so I'll continue this tomorrow, just keep it bumped
>>25329401
>looking at you like you were the Equestrian Hitler, even though he didn't do anything wrong.
kek
/pol/ youre drunk
>>25329558
This anon speaking
>>25330609
Thank you.I love you and your world
You even put Minotaurs!
>>25331080
I've actually got two ideas I'm thinking about on where I can take this story, you'll find out later in the story
>>25323790
>>25324125
Write more m8s.
>>25323927
Sauce on that image?
>>25331251
Take it all the places anon....all of them <3
>>25331080
Me again :^)
I always imagine pone prison like the prison from the japan episode of the simpsons with paper doors.
Anon just walks through the wall and leaves the prison when he gets bored.
>>25323790
>You open your eyes, expecting to see your lovely bed and room, back in your lovely home, in your lovely world.
>Instead, you're faced with two white mares standing over you, blushing furiously.
>This is obviously a REALLY long dream.
>One of the mares is Aryanne.
>The other is... someone.
>She's got pink hair wrapped in a bun, and is wearing a nurse's cap.
>She also has blue eyes.
>You feel a bit of saliva by your mouth.
"Oh man, I didn't drool, did I? Sorry."
>You wipe it away while the nurse pony softly laughs and rubs the back of her neck.
>"Ha ha... yeah, drool..."
>You turn to Aryanne, and see the nurse quickly wipe her muzzle with a hoof in your peripherals.
"Okay, so where am I?"
>The other pony straightens herself and clears her throat.
>"You are currently in my office! The Nurse's office! I'm Nurse Redheart!"
>She smiles, still never losing her blush.
>You extend a hand.
"I'm Anonymous, but you can just call me Anon."
>She shakes a little as she takes your hand, losing what little composure she had.
>"O-okay, Anon."
>Aryanne steps forward and pouts.
>"What about me? Can I call you Anon?"
"Of course."
>She beams.
>You look down at yourself and see a napkin placed over your Anonhood.
>You quickly pull them back up, feeling a bit hot in the cheeks yourself.
"Well, thanks for putting a napkin over me, at least."
>"Yeah... w-we couldn't pull them up without... uh..."
"Without what?"
>"-N-nevermind!"
"Alrighty, then."
>You stand up and brush yourself off.
>"Sooo, all the inmates were ALSO sorry for making you pass out back there, and, you know... unclothing you... so they made you a card!"
>You look around yourself.
>You don't see anything beside the mat you were lying on.
>"-Oh, we couldn't fit it through the door. It's outside."
>You turn towards the door, and from the window, see something huge and pink.
>How big is that thing?!
>You stand up and once again tower over almost everything.
>Nurse Redheart just stares.
>"O-oh my. Y-you ARE big..."
>>25333399
AW SHIET NIGGUH AN UPDATE
>>25333399
Hory shet, I'm proud of myself for these numbers.
>>25333399
I'd find the one that pantsd me, smile at her, then deck 'er rite in the fockin gobber m8
>>25333399
quads fuck yeah
quads fuck yeah on /mlp/
>>25334078
>>25334096
Are you retarded.
>>25334078
>>25334096
this guy is a real faggot
>>25334104
yes i actualy am.
>>25333399
"Yeah, I've been getting that a lot lately."
>Your eyes fall on the door.
"Sooo, does that mean I can go, now?"
>"Oh! Yes, by all means, Mr. Anonymous!"
"Just Anon's fine, Nurse."
>She grows a bit red again.
>Seriously, why in gods name is it so easy to make these ponies blush?
>And WHY is it so noticeable?
>"Please, just call me Redheart. Or Red. Or just Heart. Or whatever..."
>She twirls her hair with a hoof.
"Sure thing, Heart."
>She grins.
>"Does this mean we're friends?"
>You smile back and nod.
>She stands on her hind hooves and holds her front ones out.
>"S-so, can I get a friendly hello?"
>She's having a real hard time balancing herself.
>You swoop in and grab her, partly because of how cute she is, and also because of how close she looks to falling on her face.
>She wraps around you like an octopus and sighs.
>You shrug the initial shock off and hug her.
>"If only I'd found you a lot sooner..."
>You softly laugh.
>She's squeezing the shit out of you.
>It's like she's never been hugged before.
>Aryanne's just watching you both with an amused smile.
>You brush Redheart's mane.
>She coos and buries her head into your chest.
>Well shit, good thing she's a nurse.
>Because your heart feels ready to give out again.
>And you're healthy as shit.
>You exercised everyday, grew your own food, and portioned the shit out of it.
>Yet you just finished having a heart attack from pure cuteness alone.
>And hell, the longer you stay 'alive' here, the longer you get to stay in this dream!
>...You wonder how long it'll last, anyways...
>It's like you're in some sort of simulation.
>Everything in this has just been too damn real-feeling.
>You even keep forgetting that it IS a dream.
>But hey, it IS better to just go with the flow, right?
>You smile.
>Damn right it is.
>Redheart finally stops hugging and looks at you.
>She's got tears in her eyes.
>Did you accidentally crush her or something?
>"Y-you don't understand how much this means to me..."
>Aww.
>You smile.
